"You Won't hear this at Jummah!" ┇ FUNNY ┇ by Br. Baba Ali ┇ Smile...itz Sunnah ┇

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Halal “Sheikh Youtube” Sheikh

Halal “Sheikh Youtube” Sheikh

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@TabsiraProject
@TabsiraProject 10 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I found this video! I am a khateeb and must admit this is exactly what I have been dealing with. We have too many people with degrees in other fields other than Islam. Two elements are missing. Islamic knowledge and communication skills. By the way, I addressed many of the topics you mentioned! :)
@jenalynalnuaimi2967
@jenalynalnuaimi2967 11 жыл бұрын
I love the way you teach. Your videos helped me to learn more about Islam which eventually led me to convert. You make learning exciting and I love learning new things especially about islam. Ive basically learned on my own so there is so much I dont know about or how to do or what to say. I thank Allah and you for the videos. They help to understand alot much easier. May Allah bless you always.
@Burhanraufi
@Burhanraufi 12 жыл бұрын
MashaAllah. Jazakullah For uploading. I really like all of your videos. May Allah reward you. I got a chance to meet Br Ali this past week when he came to Baltimore, MD. Very funny and humble guy. Keep up the good work Inshallah
@atiqahdiyana5665
@atiqahdiyana5665 11 жыл бұрын
Agreed, there are so many times some people keep repeating the same thing over and over again and alhamdulillah for the reminder but there are so many other things we need to be reminded of especially the small things like manners, how many of us hold the door open for other people when entering a room or scratch that, open the door for our parents or spouses? I love how he described Islam as syumul and a complete way of life, because we (myself especially) tend to forget that. . P.s, for anyone wanting to advice or critisize baba ali in any way, imaam syafie said it should be done directly to the one we want to advice and discreetly (in a message or e.t.c) not in a comment or openly :-). Jazakillah khayr :-)
@sunnylad24
@sunnylad24 10 жыл бұрын
May Allah subhana watala use your talent in right manner. Respect the ulama.
@luthr
@luthr 10 жыл бұрын
Only respect the ulama who has actually something interesting/important to say. May Allah Subhana Watala open your mind. Respect our brothers and sisters who dare to speak up about the real important things.
@mohamedsheerin123
@mohamedsheerin123 10 жыл бұрын
***** Assalamu alaikkum brothers or sisters in this thread. We should respect Ulamas or be tolerant to any person on this Earth because that's what Islam teaches. I don't think Brother Baba Ali's intention was to disrespect the Ulamas but was rather giving suggestions to what they could do in order to improve their Khutbas or lectures.
@SabyUsa1
@SabyUsa1 11 жыл бұрын
MashAllah , I agree! I just discovered this recently. People can have desire to speak in their hearts but it takes an "accident" sometimes to really have these people persue that something. Wisely said, JazakAllah
@COFsux
@COFsux 12 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading a very informative video. May your reward be heaven
@miski51
@miski51 11 жыл бұрын
what he is saying is true. Am 15 years old and I just recently started paractising Islam and when I went for Jumaa Salah there wasn't even a lecture. They only did the salah
@AmranSidek
@AmranSidek 10 жыл бұрын
keep it up bro..InsyaAllah you will be there with all those great people before u..
@SummerD0712
@SummerD0712 12 жыл бұрын
I love you brother Baba Ali!!!! You're hilarious!!
@Hadeel0722
@Hadeel0722 11 жыл бұрын
jazak allah kher , awesome video
@3litepker
@3litepker 12 жыл бұрын
Man I have none of the problems that this guy has other than the rarest occasion that a couple people may say salaams to each other may talk during the khutbah.
@YASERMQURESHI
@YASERMQURESHI 12 жыл бұрын
MashaALLAH very nice.
@SabyUsa1
@SabyUsa1 11 жыл бұрын
Your cat is soo cute btw :). What kind of kitty is that? ;) :)
@zyionnapeyton8166
@zyionnapeyton8166 10 жыл бұрын
the goat part was funny
@BahehsAldeen
@BahehsAldeen 11 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. Jumma most of the time is not related to any interesting topic, and is repeated tens of times.
@Mohammedfarid84
@Mohammedfarid84 12 жыл бұрын
Brothers and Sisters...This is Good and We have to be Good Because we are human beings not jinns Lol Spot on!!!!
@JABRANE4
@JABRANE4 11 жыл бұрын
soooooooo funny i wish these videos last forever .
@harris.M
@harris.M 10 жыл бұрын
trueeeee!!!! man
@chaoshalofifa
@chaoshalofifa 11 жыл бұрын
Haahahha this killed me. Wow but this is so true!
@BUshai5A
@BUshai5A 10 жыл бұрын
بارك الله فيك
@chammameful
@chammameful 10 жыл бұрын
True story! I stopped going to Jumua for the reason of hearing 10% of it because of noise!!
@flyinggranpaa
@flyinggranpaa 9 жыл бұрын
la hawla wala quwwata illa billah.
@Hale8R
@Hale8R 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for telling it like it is! I laughed so hard I was in tears. In psychology, laughter is a release of tension. When something makes us uncomfortable (due to guilty concious perhaps or plain truth) we have to release the tension one way or another and laughter is a sure sign of that. I haven't been to a mosque in years simply because it is not in touch with our lives and concerns. I do my own research into the Deen using books and the internet. I also watch videos like yours and those from other learned Muslims (Sheikh Hamza Yusuf, Yusuf Estes etc) who address the issues I'm interested in.
@HZ_LionsDen
@HZ_LionsDen 10 жыл бұрын
The stagnancy of a Masjid should not be your excuse for at least attending the 5 Time Daily Prayers. Going to the masjid is a Sunnah Muakkadah for men, regardless of anything else; assuming you're a male.
@Hale8R
@Hale8R 10 жыл бұрын
ISMASHYOUBRO I'm not a male so it doesn't apply. Luckily, us women don't have to go to the mosque but we still have the right to chose to pray at home or mosque depending on our needs and responsibilities.
@HZ_LionsDen
@HZ_LionsDen 10 жыл бұрын
Ah, alright. If you were a brother it would have been different. Otherwise, your concerns are generally spot-on in principle.
@amiwho6792
@amiwho6792 11 жыл бұрын
Respect ! I know its hard some times sister. I am also on my own in a way. Please be patient i hope Allah bless you with patience ! Im so glad that you found the truth. I wish you all the best and may God bless and guide you and your family. May Gods peace be upon You ! La illahe ilallah ! See you on judgment day sister i wish you the best this Dunya and in the hereafter ! May God protect us from all evil in this world and all temptations that draws us astray from the truth Allahu akbar
@OmairKamran
@OmairKamran 8 жыл бұрын
Lol,this guy looks so similar to Ustad Nouman Ali Khan!
@MuhammadLuqman-ds5iz
@MuhammadLuqman-ds5iz 12 жыл бұрын
this is the reality...all khatib should watch this...
@Aprylbaby
@Aprylbaby 12 жыл бұрын
This is true, the person giving the khutba should make it interesting and relevant.
@shakir1998
@shakir1998 12 жыл бұрын
Its normal to see people talking in jummah today.
@Cheapgamer420
@Cheapgamer420 12 жыл бұрын
3:38 - So Deep man lol
@PresentKA
@PresentKA 12 жыл бұрын
Some sheikhs makes sleepy people wake up. You just need to find them :)
@The251503
@The251503 12 жыл бұрын
Bro i dont bother even goin jumaah anymore yrs on yrs i struggled to go now thats it say wot u want to say
@Som-Hanoolaato
@Som-Hanoolaato 8 жыл бұрын
I NEVEREVER see people sleeping in Jumuah khutbah both men & women, I don't what he is talking about. Just respect the Ulamah no matter what.
@monjiaitaly
@monjiaitaly 12 жыл бұрын
2:47 priceless :)
@shakir1998
@shakir1998 12 жыл бұрын
At my khutba, the imam talks in pakistani and i cant understand. So i just sit there with a straight face for half an hour, and all i can hear is bla bla bla.
@GalacticHeroOfTime
@GalacticHeroOfTime 11 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO! So funny!
@The251503
@The251503 12 жыл бұрын
I get anxiety to many people but next few prayers 1 line? ????????????????
@Afgboi2
@Afgboi2 9 жыл бұрын
You won't hearrrr that in Juma
@zyionnapeyton8166
@zyionnapeyton8166 10 жыл бұрын
this is a shame i cant watch this any more
@CirduulMedia
@CirduulMedia 10 жыл бұрын
Truth Hurt People!! I see few people who got mad lol!!
@tierneyrenat9643
@tierneyrenat9643 12 жыл бұрын
dude if your sleeping after 7 minutes of the speech, either A. you need more sleep, or B. The speaker needs to be MUCH more interesting.
@nuggetsarelife3936
@nuggetsarelife3936 11 жыл бұрын
Will try in shaa allah
@nuggetsarelife3936
@nuggetsarelife3936 10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tk-sh3bf
@Tk-sh3bf 9 жыл бұрын
Somebody called
@FarrisTX
@FarrisTX 12 жыл бұрын
I don't like it when someone reads the khutbah off a paper or cell phone, that is just wrong.
@MinecraftForEver209
@MinecraftForEver209 12 жыл бұрын
What happens is the shaytaan tries to make you sleepy during jumah, but he is correct
@areebahehan9146
@areebahehan9146 11 жыл бұрын
lmao at the sex part
@Peguinstorm3005
@Peguinstorm3005 11 жыл бұрын
funny but it has a meaning to it so for all those non believers don't make fun or say stupid thing like LMHO or lie and act like your muslim and say things that you did but really didn't do and spell things rong
@Aprylbaby
@Aprylbaby 11 жыл бұрын
That's really sad....lol!
@Aprylbaby
@Aprylbaby 12 жыл бұрын
Who sleeps in Jummah!!!!!
@FluteHaoran1997
@FluteHaoran1997 8 жыл бұрын
The only thing with sex is, I think there are a few 6-7years old also come to jumuah, I am not sure. The other ones are really good
@sohaibsharieff9073
@sohaibsharieff9073 11 жыл бұрын
Inshallah you will hear some these things in jummah maybe not in ur masjid but maybe sumwhere else. And I would deff talk about some of these topics but sex is not an option considering the children and the reminder was a benifical as well as a little offensive... But jazakallahkair for ur effort
@vindiez
@vindiez 11 жыл бұрын
If he gives khutba i will leave
@hajJoey89
@hajJoey89 11 жыл бұрын
Really funny
@numani12345
@numani12345 12 жыл бұрын
Brother in islam
@nohagouda2893
@nohagouda2893 11 жыл бұрын
I did that too but I snore 2 to. Baker
@sheifaaspari2433
@sheifaaspari2433 11 жыл бұрын
Ur teeth r exactly look like my teeth...hhhh
@HODHAN0
@HODHAN0 12 жыл бұрын
None 12 hours sleep
@Bedowname
@Bedowname 12 жыл бұрын
Can u plz talk about how t bring up kids in an islamic way cuz thats wats putting d ummah down nowadays kids have no respect an they grow up setting bad examples for d communtiy an themselves
@monjiaitaly
@monjiaitaly 12 жыл бұрын
governments don't want peace.
@NBah4lyf
@NBah4lyf 12 жыл бұрын
we are not supposed to watch boxing..its haram...so don't use it as an example cuz u might make some Muslims go watch to see who Tyson is...Allah Knows Best...
@bobby5637
@bobby5637 12 жыл бұрын
cool vid
@mekhidadon_
@mekhidadon_ 9 жыл бұрын
Do you know Muhammad and Miriam
@sultanaiesmin8144
@sultanaiesmin8144 6 жыл бұрын
About the part where you were you were suggesting about different topics for kathibs, when you were talking abouttge part on sex, yea that was very akward to listen to😝😝😝😝😣😣😣
@numani12345
@numani12345 12 жыл бұрын
Ur giving this message in a wrong manner.
@ng0ld
@ng0ld 11 жыл бұрын
Your so funny
@fashionweb4you
@fashionweb4you 11 жыл бұрын
May allah reward your effect. BUT, you are expecting to teach and learn every part of dheen at jummah. Its wrong. You must give more time on teaching and learning dheen. Allahuakbar
@vindiez
@vindiez 11 жыл бұрын
Its annoying to see him talk
@user-bi2kg8oh8g
@user-bi2kg8oh8g 6 жыл бұрын
op
@user-bi2kg8oh8g
@user-bi2kg8oh8g 6 жыл бұрын
no joke right on the money good for you and good for everyone else inshallah amen
@HashMeerX
@HashMeerX 11 жыл бұрын
men
@numani12345
@numani12345 12 жыл бұрын
Ur mocking something which i cant pin point. Stóp makeing these videos in theses ways
@NBah4lyf
@NBah4lyf 12 жыл бұрын
u are making fun of Jumuah and the Imams...this is a matter that should be taken up with the Imam by the Masjid's Board of Trustees...this is embarrassing to the Ummah...the Prophet never made a Khutbah about sex...at our Masjid we have khutbahs about kids right and parents right and so does the masjid in UK like Green lane Masjid. you should research first.
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