Andrew Jackson Jihad - Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns (Full Album)

Released in 2005.
1. Cigarette Song 1:17
2. Jesus 2:43
3. Love Song 2:39
4. Scensters 2:08
5. Dad Song 1:57
6. F.W.P. 1:26
7. God Made Dirt 1:53
8. Lady Killer 1:20
9. Love Song II 3:07
10. Most Aborted Father 1:49
11. Dylan Cook's Theme Song 2:13
Buy the album if you like it.
andrewjacksonji...

[@Overlord666fishy]

Skip Times (please like, so it is seen :D) Cigarette Song Jesus 1:17 Love Song 3:59 Scensters 6:38 Dad Song 8:46 F.W.P. 10:42 God Made Dirt 12:09 Lady Killer 14:02 Love Song II 15:22 Most Aborted Father 18:28 Dylan Cook's Theme Song 20:17

[@SuperEekie64]

+Tom Pattinson Why are the times in the description completely fucked up?

[@Skygummi64]

+SuperEekie64 The times in the description seem to be the length of each song, not the time that they start playing.

[@soullost4566]

weed

[@tukpunker]

weed as fuck, breh.

[@cassirollo]

when the comments are better than the description

[@ancalabond8703]

Andrew Jackson Jihad is a band that can make me feel better about myself regardless of how desolate and shitty I feel about life. I've spent months of pure searching for other music that can make me feel the same and things like Crywank have come close but... I think the thing about Crywank is that it gives me an emotional response because of how much I relate to the sadness in the music but AJJ makes me feel because I not only relate to it but I also look to it to improve. While it offers lots of depression and anger that Sean feels it also offers the feeling that I can make it better, I can improve. And I'm not sure any other band can do that.

[@chiefing100blunts2]

yes

[@chiefing100blunts2]

what I try to do is when I'm happy I listen to a certain album that I like anyways (my best one is GI by the germs) over and over again, then when you are sad listen to the album and your mood improves immediately

[@ancalabond8703]

Ali Majeed I'm not saying all their work is extremely relatable but the fact that not 100% of their songs means something on a deep emotional level doesn't discredit the songs that do. Works like "Big Bird" "Linda Ronstadt" and "Lady Liberty" are all immensely capable of transferring emotion and meaning.

[@alimajeed9964]

+Ancala Bond I was kidding😂 I guess it came out a little sarcastic.

[@gn3957]

+Ancala Bond xiu xiu

[@clarityy7417]

So good to see how the band evolved over all the years. Love Sean

[@lolttyl143]

So raunchy. So artistic. So fantastic.

[@friedlemon5172]

Raunchy! That's the word! Thank :) Also, um hey, this is your sign to listen to them again ^^

[@feckme7968]

i love how he takes lines from other well known songs and bends them like fucking crazy

[@krustykat6093]

dude, this is the best album of any band ever made in the history of anything

[@bongkong6564]

It's good... But have you heard Midgets with Guns by Pain? Life changing.

[@LostPr0phet95]

+KittyKaitlynn seems like you havent listen to in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel :D

[@benjamindlevin]

+LostPr0phet95 ...c'mon, this game could go on forever... seems like you need to listen to 330,003 Cross dresser from beyond the Rig Veda by Sun City Girls. it has the complete mind blowing universe expanding properties of LSD without the hallucinations. also, it ruined any other type of music for me... everything else is bland now.

[@callumlightfoot7888]

+KittyKaitlynn basically

[@Uber_Versace]

Yeah but what about people who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world

[@karstenholst428]

I used to play shows with these guys in az. I’ll never be as cool or original. So nostalgic, I love this band

[@damienwatts333]

This band is GREAT!!! Great Band name!!! GREAT LYRICS!!! GREAT short songs that are right to the point!!! Like I said, "This Band is friggin' GREAT!!!"

[@Matexterminator]

1. Cigarette Song 0:00 2. Jesus 1:17 3. Love Song 3:59 4. Scensters 6:38 5. Dad Song 8:46 6. F.W.P. 10:42 7. God Made Dirt 12:08 8. Lady Killer 14:01 9. Love Song II 15:20 10. Most Aborted Father 18:28 11. Dylan Cook's Theme Song 20:16

[@psycholamb6010]

love sean's "mMMM" at the end of FWP

[@AzmatikEffect]

Xeno Florian Lmaoo I feel it

[@AcornsBest]

Fuck Parliament Cigarettes, I chain smoke GPC Cigarettes.

[@danielflores6436]

Class traitor!

[@AcornsBest]

I'm just another middle class kid too!

[@mantistobaggon1626]

Daniel Flores What fuckin' ever!

[@dethklok111]

Fuck yes

[@josephrivas4762]

Cause any smokes will kill ya BUT THESE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!!

[@zooabsurd6227]

I fucking love AJJ since yesterday

[@a10rageface68]

I fucking love cocaine

[@jadekatasse3478]

A10Rageface Me Too!

[@Iwatchedyouchains]

A10Rageface If you mix equal parts moonshine, cherry kool-aid and robitussin it'll help you have a good time without drugs.

[@ktpat4449]

jamin kreighbaum Sounds like drugs to me

[@SpookySkanker]

Correct Times 1. Cigarette Song 0:00 2. Jesus 1:13 3. Love Song 3:59 4. Scensters 6:37 5. Dad Song 8:46 6. F.W.P. 10:41 7. God Made Dirt 12:08 8. Lady Killer 14:00 9. Love Song II 15:20 10. Most Aborted Father 18:28 11. Dylan Cook's Theme Song 20:16

[@WinofuckinWillie]

Why would I buy a dog when every dog I've ever had in my life has found me and came to me free of any charge beyond the responsibility of living a life along side them?

[@ursinecanine9657]

Because when you choose your pup you get to raise it yourself. Duh

[@WeConqueredTheSun]

"and it's no stretch to say i'm pulling out my hair! and i'll be patiently waiting, to fly my ass up there!"

[@ThatLittleKitten]

I love this band.

[@deathmetalandhiphop]

i smoke drugs to this album

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

deathmetalandhiphop drugs smoke me to this album

[@JetCityProd]

Wulbulbul Lubbubwublub thats the idea

[@cassidyburnham2051]

Dylan cooks to that one song

[@jawnske]

currently smoking drugs

[@theactualljazzman874]

kira from jojo's bizarre adventure diamond is unbreackable be like: 14:02

[@vincent66683f]

exactly lol

[@sweatygorl]

lol definitely my favorite album from AJJ

[@mufasaIRL]

just came across this tonight. pretty awesome, gonna check out more! as my boy dAmien wAtts would say: it's GREAT!!!

[@jman9739]

Great album

[@jackfarrell4039]

love song is great

[@tenenieldjoandthenightsist5109]

This is album is so great

[@umbram8073]

Crying and vibing in 2023

[@azramajeed1340]

I always feel like this album goes to dark souls, but none of the songs have anything to do with darksouls time period and story.

[@poppop-pz6oc]

+John Bean-Dip HEY THATS NICK I KNOW THAT GUY

[@chiefing100blunts2]

this has all I have been listening to since dark souls 3 came out

[@alimajeed9964]

+John Bean-Dip same, I always think of the painting guardian cathedral in anor londo

[@alimajeed9964]

+John Bean-Dip No way. that's exactly what I think

[@alimajeed9964]

+John Bean-Dip are you on console?

[@youdoinokayboo6336]

I'll get to that, eventually.

[@xchiaroscura]

damn i wish i knew what got damien watts so mad but looks like i came too late to the party for that

[@damienstrange8608]

yay lady killing

[@Dharmaville]

Is it just me or is Small Red Boy almost a mirror to Jesus?

[@blaine4001]

eh, i can see it but not too much of it

[@hookerjeans3904]

Dharmaville Cutting up baby Jesus, and raising a devil child that was in your tummy. lol

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

i've noticed that they reuse some chord progression throughout their songs. not hating or anything, just an observation. ALSO i grew up most of what i remember outside of the U.S. so i actually had cap guns that looked like revolvers, and real candy cigarettes. i fucking loved them all.

[@PinkamenaPolska]

mmm I love them

[@honeysmiles21]

so much satire

[@Duskworker]

the fuck are these timestamps

[@thomasdarista2782]

song lengths. He's not the first guy I've seen do this. I can't fathom why he'd do it instead of time stamps, but there you go.

[@Duskworker]

Thomas D'Arista hah, the more you know..

[@ababababababababababababa9464]

1. Cigarette Song 0:00 2. Jesus 1:17 3. Love Song 4:00 4. Scensters 6:39 5. Dad Song 8:47 6. F.W.P. 10:44 7. God Made Dirt 12:10 8. Lady Killer 14:02 9. Love Song II 15:21 10. Most Aborted Father 18:29 11. Dylan Cook's Theme Song 20:18

[@its_a_poncho]

Justin Morrison thank you!

[@capgatsncandyjoints]

Hell yeah stranger! Somebody finally says it

[@fukthissuxTV]

them damn candy cigs

[@taylorrock4187]

loooove it.

[@Cockroachbroth]

great fucking album

[@DeafPunk]

Man this album is the fuckin best

[@nicolewelch6165]

F.W.P. is beautiful

[@liquidpebbles7475]

This album is the shit man

[@mattreynolds4940]

"but only if you smoke parliament" love.

[@nikrontogiannis3815]

Hell yeah

[@JONATHANSHUALY]

Best BOOM ever.

[@FacelessAndPlastic]

For real you're awesome.

[@downwiththemaster]

yes

[@MattMcDonaldSLAPPs]

it finally dawned on me who they basically sound like. besides NMH. GUN CLUB... and kiddos, if you're not familiar with gun club, head on over to the album Fire of Love... pronto.

[@MattMcDonaldSLAPPs]

bakerbrown6 good call. effin love the Mountain Goats

[@bakerbrown6]

Matt McDonald Me too. actually love is not even a strong enough word haha!

[@callumlightfoot7888]

dylan cooks theme song is the best

[@MollyStephens23]

The uploader put the length of the song, not the time on the album.

[@majinkaiju2938]

❤💯

[@setupdept3147]

but darling, i love you.

[@thatbleak1860]

Chicken

[@JonnThecanadian]

wish you[uploader] would've put the correct starting for the songs in the dscrpition

[@nemesis534]

He is high on music- you silly goose... don't be so harsh

[@Maijorsam]

[@ЄвгенАнтонцев]

What's up with all those comments about "white people" hating each other?

[@martinspud8325]

Kinda reminds me of David Byrne.

[@frjther5yy76u7u6567u]

sounds like isaac brock from modest mouse, but tbh i like AJJ's songs better

[@hooligan1x]

Why would you empower the mentality, Damien... I promise it's a long confusing road when you stop for all of these types of people.

[@BrightAfternoonProductionsPlus]

7,777th view, hell yeah.

[@SpookySkanker]

No you won't. But hey thanks for the songs.

[@BasementTermites]

this was a very prothetic comment, you were right.

[@thatbleak1860]

Chicken

[@bitterherbs94]

I love how politically incorrect these guys. Fucking smoking is fucking cool as shit!

[@alexkorbich4952]

I think you're really missing the point of that song.

[@bitterherbs94]

It seems to satire both sides of the issue, but I just think it is funny to have a song that is saying smoking is cool and that the grandpa died from smoking but was still cool!

[@goldengod90]

THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL

[@codyisme1]

bitterherbs94 it's def not satire on both sides of the issue if you've actually listened to the rest of their music you'd know this entire album is a joke about playing offensive music for shock value. They're making fun of a lot of other folk punk artists for being dumbasses here.

[@ghostie6199]

+Cody Carpenter It's not really a joke, it was just Sean's early attempts at writing songs. He says he isn't really very proud of these songs because they did tend to fall into novelty (his words) and "they were kind of offensive, the way only an 18 year old can be" So the album isn't necessarily a joke (I mean the songs are for sure satire, but that's another story) , they aren't making fun of other folk punk artists, it was just Sean trying to figure out his song writing style, there wasn't some "agenda" to this album, just a kid trying to write songs.

[@BicycleFunk]

fwp?

[@thatbleak1860]

fpe

[@chocolates182]

you fucked up the description..

[@YoureLovelyBitch]

it's not the time the song starts, it's how long each song is (:

[@anushamajeed1249]

Rebecca Beverly great observation Cpt.Obvious............jk i didnt know that

[@quotenpunk279]

Maybe i dont get it but i think "Lady Killer" is a little bit femicide-banalizing.

[@BasementTermites]

I think you're right, but I think the premise was more intended to be "look at the cute musical tone combined with amusingly dark lyrics", I doubt the intention was to genuinely trivialize murder of women (also, "femicide" and "banalizing" are two very cool words, thank you for convincing me to google them - very useful words to drop in the future!)

[@quotenpunk279]

@@BasementTermites I'm german and kind of guessed this word/made it up. Thanks :D

[@globalmedicinalmarijuana5757]

Anyone else remember 2005, back when "fuck white people" was still said in irony?

[@shacka95]

Yeah, for a band that is all about dealing with trauma they sure have been complicit with the people trying to traumatize an entire generation of children

[@Hordes_Of_Nebulah]

calm yourself, its just the internet.... taking anything seriously on here is arbitrary.

[@shacka95]

I hate Sean for distancing himself from this album and changing lyrics and even the name of the band. So weak. This album isn’t even on Spotify. Why can’t we just have art for the sake of art anymore

[@vincentgeiszler3749]

he doesn't like it, dude.

[@shacka95]

@@vincentgeiszler3749 like oh sorry for liking your album when I was 14 Sean I’m glad you got to live in an era in your 20s where you could be artistically liberated and now that I’m in my late 20s you and a bunch of other pricks act so above it all because you think no one should be allowed to make the kind of art that made YOU fucking famous

[@ashlynorr3418]

This album suks

[@Uber_Versace]

I have a feeling you are a human that breathes air and exist, correct