your bookshelves disgust me... BOOKSHELF ROAST #3

busy carbon dating this funko pop
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[@coleo1356]

To anyone reading this…and I know you probably aren’t…I just want you to know…dat a pinecone

[@purplepeach4539]

This is comedy gold😊

[@karissaridge8145]

“i’ve tried to unsubscribe from the church of scientology four times” is single-handedly the funniest thing i’ve heard even with context you are a gem

[@natasha-lyonne-enthusiast8098]

Shawn Vs Siri is the only internet drama we need in this 21st century world

[@shawnmccomb]

Shawn Vs Siri Vs Jake Paul

[@natasha-lyonne-enthusiast8098]

@@shawnmccomb unstoppable objects meets other immovable beings😬

[@adelaide3286]

@@shawnmccomb oh no he's gonna box siri and he's gonna KILL HER!

[@paperbacksgalore]

I saw a glimpse of sincerity from you in this video and it scared me

[@shawnmccomb]

FUKKK

[@yelpforhelp]

i rearranged my whole ass bookshelf just to get a 2/10 😭

[@purchelle]

Congratulations quinnn 😂

[@charles-pn5uf]

deserved that was a criminal bookshelf

[@anjalik1136]

@@charles-pn5ufagreed 😭

[@Jonas-gu2lj]

To whoever reading this, youre loved and appreciated

[@eydjbringdentunezurueck11]

Thank you for finally wiping this man’s entire internet presence, I have been waiting for this moment for so long…

[@plumfable]

you saved my life i am truly changed

[@lauranottuna]

just not by shawn

[@shawnmccomb]

don’t listen to this person they don’t know what they’re talking about they are a PSYOP who must be destroyed

[@melisez]

@@shawnmccomb true

[@xenah604]

you calling a pinecone an acorn is iconic

[@ratluvr12]

you could say the craziest most out of pocket shit and i would agree with you

[@shawnmccomb]

it’s hard being the only person in the world speaking the truth

[@Dat1person_]

@@shawnmccomb must be a struggle 💔

[@candeotero9195]

the only motivation i have to get an actual bookshelf is you getting to roast it cuz rn i just have my books piled inside my closet

[@shawnmccomb]

one person sent a picture of their books in a tote bag

[@candeotero9195]

@@shawnmccomb expect my pic then

[@ira6314]

no one : Shawn after talking shit about a bookshelf for 10 mins : I GIVE IT A 8/10

[@jj-wf2mw]

THE IRISH SIRI IS SO ICONIC

[@crown3077]

I hope this series never ends lmao

[@cyrineh5602]

Siri entered the chat

[@ahmedskm]

“It gets the job done. The problem is it doesn’t have a job.”

[@heardyoulikemagic]

shawns siri being irish is everything

[@moonyscorner615]

shawn tearing into a bookshelf and the person who sent the email like they’ve just tried to kill his family only to give it a 9/10 ,,,.

[@arminarlert6011]

AHHH I LOVE THIS SERIES KEEP EM COMING

[@muhahahahha]

Can we talk about how like half these people are kpop stans? 8:13 we have a STAY (same babe, same) and 10:13 thats a pristin album and a gfriend one underneath AND THEN 14:18 with MOTS 7 (ahh yes, TWICE 😂) and go life (Stray Kids all around the world, I guess)

[@bitterrsweetj]

stray kids world domination yoooo

[@muhahahahha]

yooooo

[@JemimaRose]

the fact you managed to ignore the girl online zoella books is kind of impressive ngl

[@shawnmccomb]

FUKK I DIDNT SEE IT

[@Maggie_mccann]

which bookshelf?

[@Zoe-pu3pi]

I watch your videos with my mom and she always says your skin looks airbrushed... say thanks Michelle.

[@shawnmccomb]

thanks Michelle 😌💚

[@welfare_king]

Don't zoom in too close 💀 The artists work is better to view at a distance, if you know what I mean

[@maybehere_]

@@welfare_kingomg???

[@icarlyrocks1011]

Your theory about funko pops is so genius and I agree. Also, Yolk is really great! You should read it

[@allic4327]

If anyone is reading this today just know that you are loved and appreciated and beautiful and amazing. I love you so much and wish that I could be like you

[@shawnmccomb]

brave showing your face around these parts…

[@deceasedbugs6396]

the kpop stan to shawn mccomb enjoyer pipeline is real

[@roche75]

this video is so chaotic and i love it, thats how i talk to myself in my room alone

[@elenamakarenko2664]

idk how to break it to you... i think you're one of my favorite people to watch!! the way you live your life with your adorable dog who looks literally looks like you and how you like running and how you live near the woods and and clearly love nature and reading and i assume attending uni while not forgetting about all the things you enjoy and like (things that literally keep u sain and on this planet... like most of us) i just really like you as a person!! not in a corny way... plus i think we all collectively as a generation struggle with sincerity so me writing this comment is extremely frustrating but also necessary)) anyway thank you and i absolutely adore you bye

[@malenaie]

16:35 why did you have to do this to me, i literally almost shat myself

[@mitalishinde6890]

I was scrolling through comments. Shocked that no one noticed. Freaking jump scare😂

[@aurorae7448]

u are literally so real for what u said abt the 'whoever is reading this' comments...those are DISGUSTING pls i literally get a visceral reaction to them....theyre not even sincere, just the new age copy pasta

[@aurorae7448]

also not u not knowing bts album..time to get into them

[@haileefiser3796]

I LIVE for the bookshelf roasts :')

[@a.collector.of_names]

I love this, because I dont even have a bookshelf (I HAVE A REASON OKAY, MOVING IS WACK) But I find the idea of just being liek, "My bookshelf 😌" and then just "Those... are boxes 🤨"

[@kriti0_0]

“u people have got a lot of nerve” yes shawn just learning from you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@riekchens]

12:30 I actually like midnight library a lot 😭 but I was also in a very bad place when I read it so maybe that’s why it influenced me so much

[@elisazouza]

This is a reminder that I need a proper bookshelf hahahaha

[@sofiax888]

Biggest flex from now on is that Shawn mccomb roasted my bookshelf

[@nmitchxll305]

what degree are you doing cause lowk i thought ur bookshelf was acc pretty cool

[@sofiax888]

@@nmitchxll305 law!

[@nelworthy]

The way I’m Irish and my Siri doesn’t even have an Irish accent

[@jeana5544]

Genuinely building a bookshelf because I looked at my setup and realized Mizz Shawn would not be proud

[@fwmuqing]

No literally I’m so close to buying a bookshelf after I realized he would not approve of my book stacks😪😪

[@dullegriet0]

12:14 I also struggle with sincerity! I'm on the correct side of KZbin.

[@dxhyunjin]

All the multistans collectively watch him and I love that

[@libraryzacharycash]

4:13 MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME

[@shawnmccomb]

one of mine as well, the live version on the deluxe version of the album is so good if not better

[@libraryzacharycash]

@@shawnmccomb can't believe i have never heard it before... it is phenomenal. we don't have the deluxe version in the u.s. but i just ordered the cd 🥰 any other adele favorites?

[@rachelmoule3112]

Betty is actually a really good book! I actually reckon you might like it, it's a fictional story about the life of a Native American girl.

[@alice-uh6sv]

Our prayers have been answered 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@lillyb6086]

patiently waiting for the next one so my bookshelf may be analyzed

[@avenueroy]

I'm obsessed with the fish/cat shelf

[@danateIIo]

quinn rearranging their bookshelf for the 3rd time after this

[@fayeallego]

15:15 need to know who's bookshelf this is cuz the hidden call me by your name book LMFAOOO

[@holdeck]

how do i continue to miss this...let me submit my shelf immediately!!

[@coolrecorderguy4206]

‘On Pluto smoking a blunt with god’ is my favourite Lana Del Rey lyric < 3

[@arii92303]

14:32 has me in literal tears 😭

[@heardyoulikemagic]

therapist shawn IS IN SESSION

[@qirinsylvanius6356]

Shawn: "u piece of 💩" *as a term of endearment *

[@sampada4983]

the silence after lasagna was ✨LOUDDD ✨

[@lauranottuna]

this format keeps me insane

[@veroni1321]

me patiently waiting for my bookshelf to be roasted as being part of the initial genesis 🧘‍♀

[@idktfimdoing366]

Me as an army and i notice like most army are on crack (me also) twitter army are wilddddd😭 (i love Twitter army)

[@tink8236]

As someone from Europe (the Netherlands) at our school we can choose a bunch of different languages. If you learn on a higher level in high school (havo) you get from your first year till 3 basic German and french and if your on the highest level (vwo) you can also choose Greek or Latin.

[@shawnmccomb]

DAMN we got French or Spanish LOL

[@whyy7]

edgar four will always haunt you

[@soleil1117]

I’ll send in my bookshelf in 10 years

[@soleil1117]

If I’m still alive

[@heardyoulikemagic]

scientology shawn is ab to emerge...

[@vanessasxhr]

I literally just stack all my books on a shelve because I ran out of place.

[@MousyNeesan]

Preparing my bookshelf for you ma dear

[@melinamatai]

“what’s good boob tube” should be ur new official intro

[@fayeallego]

12:15 my scientologist told me i feel this too!

[@shawnmccomb]

omg we neeeed to get our meters read

[@lucia9806]

the atlas six slays you're so right

[@kjackso4893]

truly alarmed at all these uncracked spines

[@erina2600]

WHY IS YOUR SIRI SO DEMONIC??? THAT ‘HeLlOoe’ was insane

[@ivana01236]

somebody send this man a flower 😤😤

[@fearghalmurelagaosullivan5296]

Living for the fact that your siri is set to an Irish accent

[@Phoneysimp]

The future humans are gonna be right about the praying to the funko pops. I pray to mine every day🛐🛐

[@mgn12372]

when homie calls a pine cone an acorn

[@pomsandbooks]

SHAWN that is a pinecone sir

[@shawnmccomb]

literally same difference :/

[@paginasdeandres]

are you going to do another one?? i want to get roast 😤

[@peterwilliams6361]

I never thought I will see a day when I will seek the help of a Sorceress in order to keep my marriage and family together.

[@peterwilliams6361]

@Mark Reeves Well, I got the help I was seeking from a woman called Luana Kae Branigan she can be of help to you.

[@princessbablaschmabladingd7451]

girl that is a pine cone

[@malenaie]

was looking for someone to say something

[@zuzanna8355]

“which i think… is.. Twice😁😁😁”

[@haxel222]

I don't know if anyone's reading this but I want to tell you that you are loved, even if no one has told you this today. Like this comment if you agree.

[@shawnmccomb]

I’m reading this and absorbing the content 🥹❤️

[@ada6295]

12:25 has me cracking up, that reaction is me

[@Dreamgirlinc]

Love to see a fellow sincerity fearer, the most undervalued demographic Ty king

[@carlyraeisnotmyname]

cant believe he made us listen to that scientology ad smh they got to him and are trying to get to us

[@audrelordelore]

16:35 when I tell you this scared the shit out of my ass and onto the floor….I mean it

[@najairiea]

Mi heart sank when he said "Map of the soul.. Twice" 😭😭

[@ferbfletcher3151]

Not to brag or whatever but I’m the reigning champion with a 10/10 score and it is the highlight of my life.

[@shawnmccomb]

my reigning supreme😍👑

[@nmitchxll305]

was waiting for the "except in the UK" and it really hit home :( spent SEVEN years doing german in school and still barely know what i'm doing

[@ceciliaarchives]

alleged moss lover fails to recognize a pinecone as a pinecone

[@luna1s]

THE FUNKO POP PART I CANT

[@BASERUM.Offical]

Once there was a beautiful butterfly who was too tired to fly. She learned to drive a car, and became the fastest race car driver in the world.🦋🚗

[@sarahslildiary]

SPEAKING AS CAT BOOKSHELF OWNER: his name is lyell and i love fish and acorns and idgaf🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@sarahslildiary]

now why did you fuck me up when i know thats a pinecone

[@shawnmccomb]

that’s such a good name for an orange cat, you win

[@scarlettesc]

A tale for the time being is sooo good. I think you would like it

[@s.therese]

10:38 um you mean a pinecone?!!!!

[@lysm.8645]

just realized i struggle with sincerity in books

[@saylorren9176]

ARGH I ALWAYS MISS THESE. I NEED YOU TO BULLY MY SHELF

[@debaratighosh25]

I can speak 3 languages and learned another ( Sanskrit ) when I was 14 but I’m out of practice and I am from India. Still I wish I was born in Italy or France. I love watching your videos.❤️

[@dianeboudrias7954]

If you thought that -6 was cold, where I live it was -41 about 2 weeks ago. Love your channel your a funny guy. 😁

[@chibishoyo8416]

The Midnight Library is so so disappointing for me. I bought the hard bound one which costed more and reading halfway through the book I DNFed it. I'm not usually the type to easily give up on a book especially this one because I really liked the synopsis. It has a lot of potential. Turns out this book wasn't that great at all.

[@Hadildiary7]

The person who got a 2/10 I’m sorry for you he wouldn’t stop with the hate😭😭😭

[@rebeccafinch9286]

Siri is ab to get launched 😭

[@LA-tl2tw]

16:35 Jumpscare 😭😭

[@aleemahwasim581]

Ma man's humor is broke broke😭

[@rebeccafinch9286]

My bookshelf would be not just roasted but blackened

[@JustAddFrijolesCx]

Yes, it is super embarrassing to have all those books and only read one

[@shawnmccomb]

I think it’s their university stash tho…

[@sofiax888]

I swear I’ve read over 100 books in the last two years I just take all the ones I’ve read home for my bookshelf in my bedroom😔😔😔

[@emma_margaret]

idk why the fact you called the pinecone an acorn is so funny to me but maybe thats just what we call them in the uk

[@yara4909]

the foxiny.. oh that person is just like me 😭 (hp + twilight too like??)

[@Durrman1]

I found a dear stay on 8:11