"Drunk driving, ran over some kids; you know the system, it's so corrupt". How did he just throw away that line so perfectly!
@hamidswift2 жыл бұрын
Hahaa was looking for this comment
@bnkroll_t2 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said I read it😭😭
@temposetter10912 жыл бұрын
you guys have no sense of humour it seems
@JubbsEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
@@temposetter1091 maybe you just dont understand
@budmiles Жыл бұрын
Ninja got experience 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toni78082 жыл бұрын
“Ran over couple kids….the system is so corrupt” 😭😭😭😭
@tedmarcasio4182 жыл бұрын
Ofc its corrupt..he's still not in jail😂😂
@Alxei234562 жыл бұрын
@@tedmarcasio418 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@ZMB_212 жыл бұрын
@@tedmarcasio418 ☠
@唯一的那个-c7c2 жыл бұрын
Ur pretty
@slimeyyy99822 жыл бұрын
@@tedmarcasio418 LOL 😂😂😂😂😭
@frioRL2 жыл бұрын
"i'll walk it, 3-5 working days i'll be there" im dead lmfao
@ashleykozior20672 жыл бұрын
I thought he said walking💀
@JeffreyPhamigo2 жыл бұрын
I've heard 3 to 5 walking days 😀
@ProdYafa2 жыл бұрын
if he said business days it wouldve been better
@BoostRoo2 жыл бұрын
Are you dead for real bro? Was it that funny you're lmfao'ing? You're so edgy and cool with your slang bro. Thanks for quoting something we all heard in the video by the way. Fuckin drone.
@btc76942 жыл бұрын
He said walking days, that was the whole joke line
@AM2K22 жыл бұрын
'this is a club not Heathrow airport' 😂
@rimakazoku92432 жыл бұрын
“Don’t die for oonts oonts music” lmaoo 😭😭
@Ghost-1962 жыл бұрын
was hoping someone made dis comment😂😂
@sour30002 жыл бұрын
*untz untz
@rimakazoku92432 жыл бұрын
@@sour3000 grown man worrying about another grown man’s spelling? 🤨
@cjay65472 жыл бұрын
@@rimakazoku9243 I doubt the first man is grown. 🙄🤣
@egeerdem14622 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how it would be being friends with him irl, you wouldnt be sure if he was acting like a character from his skits or if he was actually being himself 😭
@yugatrasclart44392 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're the character he's portraying
@deathisnotwhatseems2 жыл бұрын
@@yugatrasclart4439 right.
@unluckychamp69712 жыл бұрын
U would cause you’re his friend and know what he’s normally like lmao 😭
@BIG2hats2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, the whole reason this is funny is cause there’s literally always one guy like this in every friend group 😂
@loblolly42582 жыл бұрын
He went for the"Does this look like an immigration center" 😭😭😂
@thatoneguychad4206 ай бұрын
Tbf if it's in London or Birmingham then yes.
@DB-lh6wz2 жыл бұрын
Damn this hit a bit deep... I'm getting my licence this year on god
@devdetective17582 жыл бұрын
Same, uber gave me a good excuse when asked why i don't have a license
@shalem85362 жыл бұрын
man I'm 19 and I feel real bad that I can't drive
@JamaicanToast2 жыл бұрын
@@shalem8536 don't worry, just do your lessons take your test and pass....fast
@benski982 жыл бұрын
@@shalem8536 23 here and said that but now I don't wanna pay for fuel so finding motivation hard
@shalem85362 жыл бұрын
@@JamaicanToast lol thanks
@ebanavrintel2 жыл бұрын
LOL triggered! that passport bit got me 😂 & You forgot the “I know how to drive I just don’t have a license”
@Levi-lr4vi2 жыл бұрын
Iwl I use that line 😂
@gooner36812 жыл бұрын
Literally used that line to a ting yesterday 💀
@realc77772 жыл бұрын
@@gooner3681 😂😂😂😂ting😢😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@realc77772 жыл бұрын
my favourite line "I can drive both manual and automatic" 😆
@osteoporosis72742 жыл бұрын
I used to say that too, surprised he didn’t say it 😂
@Therealgaz6192 жыл бұрын
"Don't die for oonts oonts music" Had me rolling 😂😂😂
@quansinus99412 жыл бұрын
I literally lost my passport because I took my passport to a gig haha Another classic!
@nomosciya88052 жыл бұрын
Understand that this guy has single handedly composed a (video) encyclopedia of the social trends, group dynamics and human behavior of the first half of the 21 century. People in the distant future will study this type of material.
@sour30002 жыл бұрын
Oh shit he has... It's not JUST comedy 🔥
@amersalha47432 жыл бұрын
dont have too much hope on the human race having a distant future lmao
@darylthomas73172 жыл бұрын
@@amersalha4743 hey then would you mind signing ur property papers to my name, since u anyways see no future?
@lastbaratheon80432 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my Drink when he pulled out the Passport. 😂 "Just Hold it down for me 5 - 10 years" 😂
@Sidewayz_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
“3-5 working days I’ll be there” 😂🤣
@jilumiah2 жыл бұрын
I’ll be there 3-5 working days 😂 😂 had me in stitches
@ibrahimboudjethia97912 жыл бұрын
I like how he just tryna live life with out the licence but then the whole world reject"s him the corrupted system man
@Theearthyexplorer12 жыл бұрын
Get a bicycle instead, think how much you'll be saving on fuel and insurance. 😂
@akbarmalik56612 жыл бұрын
3 of the worst type of people in humanity. 1) Murderers 2) Rapists and 3) Bicycle Drivers 😂
@Theearthyexplorer12 жыл бұрын
@@akbarmalik5661 i didn't know we drive bicycles... 😂
@wespicedmemes2 жыл бұрын
@@akbarmalik5661 ☠️
@huxa76242 жыл бұрын
@@akbarmalik5661 damn guess no pedophiles on ur list
@yourguy3822 жыл бұрын
@@SourceHades It is in Amsterdam where it rains more... Just need to educate yourself on the possibility.
@bennybroski2 жыл бұрын
“Does this look like the immigration center?!” Took me out 😂😂😂
@rohanb35992 жыл бұрын
Your crowd voices always get me 😂
@zakariamoalin14502 жыл бұрын
"let me get a snap" hahahahhahahahah, so real
@zh22662 жыл бұрын
It's the chicks with no car that got the highest expectations lmao
@blondon10502 жыл бұрын
And they will say things like “I can’t link a guy that doesn’t drive” .smh
@sour30002 жыл бұрын
@@blondon1050 jokers😂
@mehyeah29312 жыл бұрын
@@blondon1050 they all do the same thing it’s dead 💀 it’s always the damaged goods that act like this
@mehyeah29312 жыл бұрын
@@blondon1050 they all do the same thing it’s dead 💀 it’s always the damaged goods that act like this
@mrtrollnator12310 ай бұрын
@@mehyeah2931damaged goods is crazy 💀
@sng39392 жыл бұрын
“It’s a club, not Heathrow airport” 😂
@maryamtoulas81702 жыл бұрын
The passport at the bar/club is soooooo real 🤣
@valishapandhe73792 жыл бұрын
His laugh makes it 100x funny 🤣
@samueldavid69532 жыл бұрын
“Seats are matching your eyes and dat” 🤣
@Dragon_OfTheWest2 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious, real talk though, with rising fuel prices and other bs, as someone who's pushing 30 themself, makes me want a money sink vehicle even less.
@LomiKo2 жыл бұрын
senior citizens gonna start riding skateboards
@CynikaI2 жыл бұрын
@@LomiKo LMAO
@crazycontraptions12492 жыл бұрын
Exactly, people are clowning on these people but really I think they're the smart ones.
@ARDEN440i2 жыл бұрын
Electric cars exist bro
@ToriKo_2 жыл бұрын
@@LomiKo LMAOOO
@improveself32632 жыл бұрын
*mans been consistent for over a year now and every vid bangs. Respect*
@kaz47142 жыл бұрын
Nah fr this guy is too talented and he's got the hard work to go w it 👏🏼💯❤️ he's defo going places man this guy needs his own show!!
@manny64792 жыл бұрын
How’s this guy both so funny & accurate every time! 😂
@aryanahangar63542 жыл бұрын
Good shit brother, like the consistency 👏
@f1guy4472 жыл бұрын
I'm in my 30s and trying to get my licence at this grown age.. Its peak
@davidramirez4142 жыл бұрын
Aint alone dawg
@ToriKo_2 жыл бұрын
GL tho
@f1guy4472 жыл бұрын
UPDATE: I passed my driving test I still can't believe it Alhamdulillah
@languages10162 жыл бұрын
@@f1guy447 MashAllah
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
@@f1guy447mashallah brother
@chrisboyne57912 жыл бұрын
Luv luv luv. I passed my test at age 41 lol
@turbomoist18932 жыл бұрын
Congrats
@kadelu11372 жыл бұрын
I've literally been told before to bring my oyster card. 😂 Meeting at Paddington tomorrow to test the Elizabeth line 💀😂
@toni78082 жыл бұрын
Icl I was dying when bro brought out the passport 😭😭😭😭
@bladeboadu9297 Жыл бұрын
This hit deep.....if only the uk didn't make driving lessons abhorrently expensive, 300 for all the tests, 1500 bare min for lessons, another 1500 for the car, then petrol, then parking, insurance, MOT, congestion tax, tickets, permits etc. If you had parents who were willing to pay all that good on you but my bum ass has to stay taking the bus😂
@azuresky745311 ай бұрын
Driving is pretty easy, you dont really need an instructor to learn imo
@mrtrollnator12310 ай бұрын
@@azuresky7453my dumbass would probably crash into 50 cars 💀
@user-bb1ti6ct7s6 ай бұрын
In some countries its a requirement to have 30+driving hrs with and instructor..... @@azuresky7453
@donsq43062 жыл бұрын
Yep thats me. I had a bad experience with a mentally ill driving instructor. Let my temporary license expire when i was 20. Now I'm 27 but I can finally drive. Some People can really ruin your life.
@miamitten11232 жыл бұрын
Did s/he touch you up or something during lessons.
@sh1tstainednappy2092 жыл бұрын
Could of Just got another instructor you wet lettuce
@Ridwan-wz6cx2 жыл бұрын
Bro my driving instructor was a POS. He was just this aggressive, angry old dude who didn’t explain anything well. Honestly KZbin was a better teacher than him lol but I used it as motivation to quickly get my license and tell him to fuck off, I only stuck it out because I paid him in advance.
@callumpearman38382 жыл бұрын
My driving instructor was nuts, he genuinely believed that he had fought in the American civil war in a previous life and would spend my lessons telling me all about the battlefields, musket smoke and the PTSD he suffered as a result of it 🙄🤣
@pilowmonster2 жыл бұрын
Nice blame others for your failure
@melda83542 жыл бұрын
Mans said make sure u bring your oyster card💀💀💀
@LoskiTheFirst2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t die for oonts oonts music” 🤣🤣🤣
@raphaelnasser70842 жыл бұрын
'you know the system man, its so corrupt'😂
@HUFR2 жыл бұрын
_the seats are matchin' your eyes and that_ this has ali g energy
@zed30632 жыл бұрын
“It isn’t an immigration centre mate” 😂😂
@Leanzazzy2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he brought his passport to the club 🤣
@TheBotMir2 жыл бұрын
Mans got caught lackin with the passport 😂😂
@EvenBiggerMo2 жыл бұрын
I have no boys like that… oh no! I AM THE BOY 😭😭
@llamatreee2 жыл бұрын
That “you know the system, it’s so corrupt” line is one of the greatest lines I’ve heard delivered.
@apurplekiwi22392 ай бұрын
0:57 them lot that slam the car door too
@znation14912 жыл бұрын
Anybody else noticing how Apna be doing big numbers not too long after he drops a vid. I love how we’re so engaged with his content 💀. Keep up the great work bro 💯
@_______unknown_______2 жыл бұрын
Does this look like an immigration centre ah mate ur underrated af
@RumblingStarter2 жыл бұрын
I died when he pulled out his passport 💀
@rodi0404 Жыл бұрын
“this ain’t the immigration center g” 😂😂😂
@officiallykayanna2 жыл бұрын
The audacity of him pulling up on the bus 🚌 for a date after he shows his passport for I’d at the club 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@miamitten11232 жыл бұрын
Turned into Gary real quick at the end 😂
@steveblankenship76432 жыл бұрын
Friends like this make me grateful I don’t have any friends
@Devzisanti122 жыл бұрын
Man said 3 to 5 working days I be there 😂😂😂😂😂
@thatoneguychad4206 ай бұрын
We all got them mates lmao fuckin hell. Man's need to get on it.
@bigfakz60762 жыл бұрын
1:38 rah she a menace lmao
@user-rx8no1zt4c Жыл бұрын
“Don’t die for ooozz ooozzz music” brudda I swear you need to do stand up 😂😂
@FloridaTesfay2 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favourite one, too relatable on some parts XD
@DCT8762 жыл бұрын
Jah know I need to get on that fr…need fi get dat before mi turn 20
@honestk96122 жыл бұрын
This hits home so hard bro😂
@willpowerman88172 жыл бұрын
I feel you brother 😪 🤣
@James-wp2yj2 жыл бұрын
"ran over a couple of kids" 🤣
@scream26722 жыл бұрын
im 21 and have a drivers license but cant drive... first ride after i got the drivers license i drove with my parents into the center of the city and did a little mistake and my engine turned off and literally everyone on the street honked at me.. xD yep never again im going to be 30 and still ordering ubers i am never driving
@loppyhero71962 жыл бұрын
Lmao that sounds nerve wracking asf.
@ZeeshanMuhammadX2 жыл бұрын
0:40 "This ain't Heathrow airport mate!" lol
@MistahJay72 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the bus scene killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@JakeyGhost2 жыл бұрын
"The seats match your eyes and that" Somebody call my next of kin cus I'm DEAD 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@jonathanjackson25872 жыл бұрын
3-5 WORKING days, I'll be there,that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MistahJay72 жыл бұрын
The seats are matching your eyes and that lmao
@ibbymiah64022 жыл бұрын
"Does this look like the immigration centre?"🤣🤣🤣
@Hi_its_Kartik2 жыл бұрын
not sure if you'll read this but you're killing it this year, bangers after bangers. you deserve all the success : )
@AxxSir2 жыл бұрын
Last part is when your dealer says "come mine"
@Tom-sf6hb2 жыл бұрын
"Bring your Oyster" 😂😂
@jedden70962 жыл бұрын
“Does this look like an immigration centre?”😂😭
@LxftRxght2 жыл бұрын
Once again proving there's levels to this.
@182non2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t look like the immigration center mate I’m fuckinf dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UnosHombreBlanco2 жыл бұрын
"you tryna hop in the back seat 👹" 😭😂🙅🏼♂️
@theking42712 жыл бұрын
You didn’t have to come for me like this😂
@ThermalAbuse2 жыл бұрын
"dont die for Oots Oots music" AHHHH IM DEADDD LOOOOL
@milosmomcilovic41662 жыл бұрын
I Just turned 31 and got my driving licence, so this is spot on
@easybuckets97402 жыл бұрын
Got a license but no car thats a tough one
@chungusfungus97792 жыл бұрын
What was the fucking point in that ur gonna Forget how to drive by the time you save up like the 8grand it costs to even start driving
@easybuckets97402 жыл бұрын
@@chungusfungus9779 Thats not true it quickly comes back after small bits of practice and then you can get rid of somethinng that we have in sweden that says 2 first years of your license you can much more easily loose it from speeding and other minor things
@boii65692 жыл бұрын
Apnaj never miss with these kida videos
@rawrath2 жыл бұрын
this was the funniest thing i saw today man 😭
@psproductions27442 жыл бұрын
How have you posted this one day after I passed my driving test 🤣
@JamaicanToast2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@psproductions27442 жыл бұрын
@Toffilliano Mariano Just keep calm, make sure you check blind spots, you should be fine!
@psproductions27442 жыл бұрын
@@JamaicanToast 🙌
@A0121EP2 жыл бұрын
@Toffilliano Mariano you can do course to get your license within a week
@psproductions27442 жыл бұрын
@Toffilliano Mariano TBH mine didn’t feel that long, don’t rush cause you’ll probably make mistakes. Good luck!
@fabprince63472 жыл бұрын
LOL that big dutty stinking laugh is an undeniable win.
@LaithNight2 жыл бұрын
“The seats are matching your eyes” 🤣
@peacefulquasar2 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked 😂
@jackdrought8732 жыл бұрын
That is the most realistic most relevant video I have seen hahahahah I'm one of those people
@keifer78132 жыл бұрын
There was always a walker lol. One of my friends used to walk anywhere and everywhere for some reason. If we took a train for 40 mins somewhere, he'd run and meet us there instead. Come like some foot soldier
@sour30002 жыл бұрын
Mad! 😂
@TheMagicWordRB2 жыл бұрын
It’s a club, not Heathrow airport 😂😂 killed me
@RRich1002 жыл бұрын
ApnaJ is goated
@Debtwarrior2 жыл бұрын
lol. his timings getting soooooooo perfect
@anukhti54812 жыл бұрын
”does this look like the immigration center m8” 😭😭😭 BRUH
@Y54F2 жыл бұрын
Don’t die for oontz oontz music 🤣🤣
@jawadspeaks43182 жыл бұрын
This video felt personal 🤣 time to get my license
@Ahmed-og2jm2 жыл бұрын
As a 24 year old with no licence...damn bro
@brandon-toddhutchinson37982 жыл бұрын
Chin up king, lords never drove their own carriages Our shame is also equivalent to our green environmental contribution- every bus and metro ride is staving off that lvl9 air quality
@Ahmed-og2jm2 жыл бұрын
@@brandon-toddhutchinson3798 appreciate the kind words man and you are damn right 😅
@Miz_amie2 жыл бұрын
@@brandon-toddhutchinson3798 made me feel better 😭
@KingKhan-vo4zg2 жыл бұрын
I'm the same bro, I just never really liked driving.
@Ahmed-og2jm2 жыл бұрын
@@KingKhan-vo4zg Me too but it makes life so much easier...It's a family car anyway so maybe I'm better off lol
@utubered6132 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I passed last year, had I waited any longer it'd have been difficult cus I'm much busier now than I was last year so prob would've struggled
@gurveersingh39912 жыл бұрын
"What colour is ur bugatti" my man loves andrew tate hahah
@ibinmenon55652 жыл бұрын
Man's just fighting that global warming
@SHIZZLE712 жыл бұрын
Got my test in July still 🤞🏽
@hamzron70562 жыл бұрын
I feel this man. 26 and yet to take my license. I just get nervous driving damn
@Bloodssugar2 жыл бұрын
It's tough at the beginning but the more you drive the more confidence you get, just have to get through it. + if your in the UK I swear that's some of the hardest driving in the world. In the US its like driving a go kart.
@2sweet2handle282 жыл бұрын
bro just get ur license and a car trust me the freedom u get is soo good
@mannyr4762 жыл бұрын
3-5 walking days LOOOL comedy is unheard of 22ji you remind me of sidhu moosewala ustaad ji you will change up the comedy scene with ur unique jokes