Your Confessions are Unforgivable

[@Kwotee]

want to clarify on the AJR thing, no actual hate to them, just been a running joke in chat to dunk on them. Its kind of indisputable they got more musical talent than me and there's nothing wrong with enjoying their stuff.

[@guardready3346]

As an AJR fan, I can agree thirsty is hot shit. It's their worst song.

[@samworkbench]

Even their fans meme on thirsty apparently, and AJR are very visible that is the worst song they ever made, but their new album is realteable i hear

[@PenneyLan]

I used to listen to AJR but thirsty is hilarious and horrid

[@funniloneliboi]

@@samworkbench Dude, every album they make is relatable

[@WhenTheSunCorrupts]

I only listen to one or two of their songs but yeah I personally didn't find what you said to be particularly bad because to me it was an opinion; though I highly respect wanting to clarify and make good with those who might've been a little hurt by the way it was joked about!

[@joshc5613]

I love when kwite laughs so hard his avatar just kinda slumps over lifelessly

[@stpdere]

I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL THIS COMMENT 😭😭thats so amazing

[@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello]

he's shedding his skin as a form of entertainment 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@imperialguardsman5726]

Timestamp?

[@NicolaHoffman15]

12:30

[@chuuyazuke]

@@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello HELP 😭

[@mang0ne]

this stuff is insane because not even the WORST torture could get this out of me 😭

[@trashtrash2169]

One time I went to sleep at, like, 1 PM.

[@Deleted_Cat]

@@trashtrash2169ive pulled a all-nighter.

[@BRIANNA_00]

​@@trashtrash2169Ooh, we got a rebel.

[@anomalousanimates]

even being stretched by a medieval torture device?

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@anomalousanimates dog both the Riddler and the Scarecrow couldn't get that shit out of me

[@Elite_Defender]

the start is fuckin wild bro 💀

[@1NT0_TH3_V01D]

You are so right 🧍

[@PenneyLan]

I audibly gasped

[@Mushie_lol]

Yummers!

[@Ta-m01]

Sounds pretty reckless

[@randomperson8304]

@@Ta-m01ain’t no wayyy 😱

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

my older brother (3 years older) had a singing elmo toy that sang “elmo loves you so so much” and when I was 5 that song annoyed me so much so I tried waterboarding it, what made it “better” in my eyes is that every time I put it in the water elmo would sound like he was gurgling while singing his song so I turned on the song and kept waterboarding elmo until the voice box got water into it and elmo never sang again, I’m sorry to my brother for doing this 14 years ago.

[@x_miaa_x]

poor papyrus

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

@@x_miaa_x Idk wtf was on 5 yo me’s mind, annoying song = waterboarding?????

[@adrianalobo6780]

Thanks sans undertale! Hope papyrus is doing okay.

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT GHIS I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FOOD

[@Mystfordays]

Forgiven for me because you were 5, but damn 💀

[@Aaronsaidwhatz]

I can see kwite depending more and more into madness as these videos continue

[@justarandomguy983]

yeah he really depends on that madness... he needs to become independent

[@annzure]

@@justarandomguy983FOUL

[@gerinko7874]

I know this was meant to be descending, but depending is funnier.

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Descending*

[@-aid4084]

@@unnamedvisitor1649everyone boo this

[@xpollland]

The my little pony one is so funny lol. My friend got in huge trouble at his christian school for having a studio ghibli (i think it was my neighbor totoro) backpack. They said that any pop culture figures at all were against the rules because they were "unchrist-like". He later got kicked out of that school for being bisexual.

[@asackboyplush6508]

Hope he's doing better than that church right now

[@asackboyplush6508]

Salute to a bi brother

[@xpollland]

@asackboyplush6508 oh yeah, he's thriving. He got into an art school and has been super happy. He always says that he was glad he was kicked out because public school was so much better

[@adam.n-steve]

He really said "bi bi bi (bi bi!)"

[@asackboyplush6508]

@@xpollland good for him

[@xanethestrange7659]

Im so glad Kwite puts all his bussy into his vids

[@putdownthephone]

huh

[@MrZig-Zag]

Pardon

[@Mossymoss69]

What that Kwitedussy do-

[@Mushie_lol]

Amen 🙏

[@undrrtalefanatic]

kwussy

[@eg_manifest510]

bro I once gave a dead bird a whole-ass funeral when I found it's skull in a pile of leaves, and I would get super depressed when somebody died or got hurt in a show to the point that I'd write personal stories where they ended up surviving or being alright. I'm starting to wonder if I'm really suitable to be a Kwite viewer at this point

[@FajnyToscik]

You're fine, it's probably that you're a vulnerable snowflake or smth.

[@mouthwaterin]

Im glad you exist and I'm going to protect you at all costs

[@eg_manifest510]

@@mouthwaterin I appreciate the gesture

[@drowninginaroomfullofwater]

Nawh im actually the opposite, i remember during elementary school i found a bird with a broken wing and bought it to class, until it died in my hands. after that i threw it out the window from the third floor 😭💀

[@BadUsernameKing]

Ngl glad there's still people like you out here

[@Just_a_commenter]

My only confession: I'm not even slightly apologetic about being a weirdo causing people dismay on the internet.

[@sparky6757]

What you do is fairly harmless but you still probably shouldn't If you must though, I think a better gimmick would be to just make normal comments and never acknowledge your profile picture at all, that would be funnier

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@sparky6757 That is what I do, to be honest. :b I like to just leave normal comments, silly remarks, or genuine feedback in my comments. Rarely will I call attention to my pfp while others certainly do.

[@adam.n-steve]

​@@Just_a_commenterah yes, my old friend. How have u been?

[@maidenreligion12]

You're braver than I am about it, that's for sure. I keep my vore interests to the proper circles. That being said, still love Latias immensely.

[@sparky6757]

@Just_a_commenter Maybe that's mostly true, I saw you intentionally draw attention a couple times though. My bad if that's not the norm, those're the times I remember though

[@luca194]

5:00 to be fair, no one takes it seriously when toddlers say they saw creepy shit bc they all do that 😭 My little brother once started crying and pointing at the wall bc he saw "a shadow man on the wall" and I was sitting there like "yeah checks out"

[@georgiykireev9678]

I was one of those kids, up to around 8 yo. Since the visions stopped I think it was just a case of vivid childhood imagination, but I really did see a whole bunch of creepy stuff in the shadows at the time.

[@luca194]

@@georgiykireev9678 Yeah same, which is why I wasn't alarmed with my brother later on. I used to always avoid looking into dark corners bc I'd always imagine creepy faces staring at me from the walls. It stopped when I was around nine though and never happened again

[@SunbeamDrxgons]

I was at the end of a corridor with my mother in the basement and I pointed down the corridor and said "boy" Then when we went upstairs I waved down the corridor and said "Boy" needless to say my mother was freaked out

[@Pulstar232]

​@@luca194I wonder if it's akin to a hyperactive form of pareidolia

[@luca194]

@@Pulstar232 Could be! Kids imaginations tend to be wilder so it'd make sense, I think. Kinda like how dreams tend to also be crazier and more vivid when you're a kid but foggier as you get older (or maybe that was a me thing? No idea)

[@yarlodek5842]

My whole life I thought I was a weird child. Having now seen the sheer amount of people who attempted to murder their friends or family members as a kid, I now feel as though I was one of the most normal children who ever lived.

[@Remedy462]

I know right?! Guess we're in the clear. 😎

[@sierrajohnson717]

But when will Kwite make confessions to the CHAT. We’re always so soft and vulnerable with him

[@Bala_Niranna]

well. we already know far more about him than anyone ever wanted.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

this parasocial relationship is toxic 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@415-k1ub]

No one has an obligation to be soft and vulnerable to millions of online strangers. You're way too terminally online for even suggesting that. The reason that the confessors are okay with exposing the unhinged stuff they did in the past is because they are anonymous. Kwite isn't really that anonymous.

[@pissapocalypse]

​@@415-k1ubIt was a joke dude

[@admiralensin.]

^^

[@jasonsummy3806]

The one where it was “I slept in a dog kennel willingly” bro had no hesitation just “furry.”

[@mahapatrasohamm]

If it was the the “ my friend forgot to give me the blanket” situation, then it’s not a furry behaviour but a survival one.

[@IggyHugs]

At this point every Kwite enjoyer should be put under criminal investigation. (I am a Kwite enjoyer)

[@ruiakami]

FBI OPEN UP

[@IggyHugs]

@@ruiakami OH SH-

[@syln_sleepy101]

@@ruiakami_jumps out of the window_ You on your own,goodluck-

[@pissapocalypse]

I do deserve to go to prison 100%. But will I let them take me? I cannot be contained. I am a keter class threat

[@KNIGHTOFTHEGAMINGKING]

@@pissapocalypse we must secure contain and protect the public from Kwite enjoyers

[@pipe.bomb.]

This man should work with Law Enforcement to catch criminals at this point 💀

[@JAIL_FACE]

holy fucking shitballs

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone, am the first reply

[@poisonedlavender]

​@@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb I CAN'T ESCAPE LOBOTOMY KAISEN

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

@@poisonedlavender it's still everywhere I go as well

[@poisonedlavender]

@@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb ig we'll never escape it

[@_RatCat_]

How in the world do you even trick someone into eating a battery 💀💀

[@applepiss1969]

"hey i found this strangle metallic candy on the ground want some" "oh hell yea that pass that over bro-" 💀☠️👻🩼

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

@@applepiss1969”yo take this rare vape” “Bet man”

[@ChrissaTodd]

they were kids this explains the whole tidepod challenge working on some kids cause some kids be stupid

[@sharkspoopy]

maybe the inside of it ?

[@nyxcat3621]

In my elementary school kids were doing shit like that for free so if they were little kids then they prob just dated their friend to do it or something

[@origamigamer8990]

2:30 With lithium-ion battery fires, you can’t put the fire out- it can, and WILL, re-ignite underwater. You just have to let it burn out. As TheLexiKitty put it: “Regular batteries are filled with spite sauce, but lithium-ion batteries treat spite as a competitive sport!”

[@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5]

Oh so you watch emkay right thats how I found her

[@balls_gaming]

or maybe they just watch lexi?@@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5

[@lunaria973]

Lexi

[@kittencorp.3295]

Keep in mind that you should still immerse it in water. It will help dissipate heat and stop thermal runaway. Remember that the lithium in lithium-ion batteries isn’t elemental, so it won’t explode like pure lithium.

[@matthewboire6843]

She is right though.

[@HabitualThinker]

Knowing someone has either JO’ed or came to you is truly a experience I cannot describe, I know kwite’s pain.

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

Excuse me bruv

[@hanaazouri2181]

Bro wdym I wish someone would come to me 😔

[@anusername8350]

@@hanaazouri2181you really don’t. Maybe it’s just my specific circumstance but you don’t want that shit on your mind 90% of the time.

[@bamgyuh]

@@hanaazouri2181rubbed one out just for u bro

[@hanaazouri2181]

@@anusername8350 Lmao ur right

[@MrGamerX48]

15:09 HIS REACTION WAS PRICELESS 😂😂

[@Mrflipflops_w]

Lmao💀

[@TheCrimsonTree]

I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW LMAOOO

[@marialourainebanosia26]

Wtf was that confession 😂

[@wizardpilled]

i love when kwite starts laughing and it causes his vtuber model to just go fucking Limp

[@Agelessmaltose]

I got a feeling Kwite is slowly losing his sanity.

[@Mossymoss69]

Kwite posting right before my birthday is the best gift I could ever ask for. There’s nothing like watching dentheads confess to horrendous deeds that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰

[@yoyo-tb2xp]

happy early birthday shlawg

[@ee.nikkiiii]

i love ur pfp

[@Mossymoss69]

Thanks guys :)

[@The-Floor.]

Happy birthday

[@watermelgurlie10yearsago51]

“My first wet dream was about my sister” Dawg 💀

[@royalfun1031]

Tbh if she bad...

[@s1lly_nyxie]

​@@royalfun1031the coffin of Andy and leyley all over again

[@Tyranid_Hive_Mind]

​@@s1lly_nyxieF for the developer

[@watermelgurlie10yearsago51]

@@s1lly_nyxie I just forgot about that game 😭

[@K_E7609]

​@@s1lly_nyxie not to be rude but, out of all the games you had to say, why that

[@elemator-dude]

As an AJR fan, That is not a song that is a sin we do not look back on Living Room edit, did yall start a war from a joke, if so, keep it going i got the popcorn

[@maligulant4396]

thank god someone agrees. you can't call ajr bad bc of such an old album PLEASE someone go listen to neotheater

[@Baconlovesreddead]

They release ass music all the time lil bro

[@AriesUnhelpfulAdvice]

​@maligulant4396 neotheater is an absolute MOOD. I can state all of the songs. I'm probably obsessed, but yknow.

[@Hypernova968]

Finally, someone gets it

[@JamieNoah638]

​@@Baconlovesreddeadneotheater exists yk...

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

I trapped a bug inside a capsule, filled it with water, left it in my drawer for 4 years, and when I finally opened it, each individual segment was detached and floating

[@ch.yaosamu]

what the fuck

[@SilasGonser]

O:

[@babyboyofc8126]

I love watching Kwutes full vod, and watching the well-edited Kwote video like 2 weeks later. Like eating a good pizza, and then heating up the leftovers in the morning.

[@znezhirtzloset]

0:48 I was zoned out and when I head “weezer” my eyes actually moved themselves towards the screen

[@thereyvan]

that was from my confession and i'm glad it had that effect on someone

[@Thequeerarmy]

2:51 something similar happened to me. My friend took apart a galaxy 7, removed the battery, punctured it and chucked it into a trash can in the corner of the library. We ended up having to evacuate the school.

[@Sienna_TheGamer2]

Oh 😭

[@TheAngstyArtist]

As someone who paused to read the wheezer one he skipped I am horrified of the person who sent those two confessions

[@emollebonsil8500]

same.

[@thereyvan]

@@emollebonsil8500 as the person who sent that confession, i scare myself sometimes, so you're not exactly alone

[@MACHINEGHOST]

@@thereyvan ...You're the rivers anon!?!??!

[@thereyvan]

@@MACHINEGHOST yes

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

The glare of Kwites glasses work as his eyes without pupils.

[@Ollie_nel]

I think those are his eyes, they blink.

[@Salithin]

Yeah, they’re eyes

[@laravioliiii2832]

I don't know if I just haven't awakened to my stand ability (Schizophrenia) but for some time when I was in like 7th grade, I kept on having hallucinations of my mom giving me some food on the table in my room. (One time I did get up to see it, and the bowl was gone) edit: Nevermind it was just hypnogenic/hypnopompic hallucinations

[@leshommesdupilly]

I keep hearing voices inside my head, they tell me to eat my veggies

[@Kajlj5000real]

​@@leshommesdupillyi dont like this party

[@applepiss1969]

bro was hungry

[@applepiss1969]

​@@leshommesdupilly𝕰 𝕬 𝕿 𝖄 𝕺 𝖀 𝕽 𝖁 𝕰 𝕲 𝕰 𝕿 𝕬 𝕭 𝕷 𝕰 𝕾

[@Baconlovesreddead]

Holy shit is that a motherfucking j-

[@seamosnowon4414]

As a fellow micro shoplifter I can agree the thrill you get when you leave is amazing

[@nnnik3595]

Ah don't worry they are just adding up the amount you stole until they have enough to get you into prison

[@Spooksq]

Get a life

[@TheeSpaghett]

We got em

[@seamosnowon4414]

@@TheeSpaghett are you a cop

[@TheeSpaghett]

@@seamosnowon4414 something like that

[@localcatnipdealer]

have to watch later cause the people in the airport dont seem to like hearing about your relationship with springtrap

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

Fun Fact! Meijer (pronounced My-er) is only located in states and over half of them are in Michigan (my state) so there's a very high likely hood I live very close to the person that steals stuff from there

[@yukismith4518]

Statistically yeah. I use to work at one. Idc if you steal per say but like quit leaving messes when I’m ready to clock out.

[@grandmabiscuits]

i thought it was in 6 states

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

@@grandmabiscuits google maps lied to me

[@grandmabiscuits]

@@TheSecondBestOwen aw shit lmao

[@LemonShark000]

8:16 I have no memory of this, but I have been told that my older sister tried smothering me with a pillow because I wouldn't shut up. And I'm pretty sure she confirmed it.

[@matthewboire6843]

W H A T

[@LemonShark000]

@@matthewboire6843 she was REALLY little at the time, she didn't think it could actually hurt me, just muffle my screaming or something

[@matthewboire6843]

@@LemonShark000 that makes it better but she should have stoped when she saw something upsetting you

[@LemonShark000]

@@matthewboire6843 Yeah, probably lol

[@imgonnagoonrn]

i love when kwite says “do not but these”

[@sharen4013]

I love how immediately after the most reasonable confession was the most insane one in the video

[@floathiraeth]

I was so sad my confession got deleted, there was 1000 confessions and the mods narrowed it down to 100 lmaooo

[@skakee10]

your free to tell it to us rn if ya want

[@floathiraeth]

@@skakee10 i was a stupid kid so i called black people "chocolate' and white people "vanilla" because i thought that "black" and "white" was racist lmao

[@zandensterner3918]

I'm looking at your pfp and is Geto aroace?

[@floathiraeth]

@@zandensterner3918 no im aroace

[@royalfun1031]

​@@floathiraethmore racism

[@130w1s]

i am convinced kwite reads these in his free time

[@2shy2guy52]

There was this one kid who openly admitted in middle school to having a wet dream about his 7-ish year old sister to the entire health class.

[@kylesimpson3856]

What?

[@pathetic-traveller06]

Wtf

[@yshktdhnkppfffryu69]

What the fuck

[@senbiche]

I wouldn't say any of that even with a gun to my head

[@fodetraore6666]

HUH? How did the class react?

[@Jray608]

5:55 I have no room to speak here.

[@ismellcolors]

i can totally relate with the "feeling joy in character's suffering" bit, i think its pretty common

[@AppoloCabinQuietKid]

No

[@zhipingyuchi9931]

Can we all appreciate how much sticky, delicious content Kwite pumps into us, always leaving us full and coming back for more?

[@jazzyd596]

I-

[@jazzyd596]

Sure

[@prominence.so.vague.]

We can’t, we must 😋

[@laravioliiii2832]

STOP POSTING COMMENTS LIKE THESE! THERE TURNING ME ON!

[@Milk-ck1wv]

no.

[@YTDPROMISE]

Glad to know that Andrew from controversal indie game the Coffin of Andy and Leyley had the time to drop a confession.

[@ddrywalleaterr]

That game traumatized me.

[@Azyne]

​@@ddrywalleaterrbro it didn't even show the weird stuff up in your face how was it traumatizing?? if you saw the infamous Dark Web videos you'd die on the spot. I haven't seen them but they've genuinely traumatized people.

[@ddrywalleaterr]

@@Azyne took that a bit too seriously bud

[@Hudebusa]

yo took me a second to get that lol.

[@ewwaurik9413]

Kwite looks like the hitman from the game.

[@сумраккк]

When I was 7, me and my cousin found it extremely funny to say "fucky mouse". We would scream "FUCKY MOUSE" in the basement, and when my parents brought it up we said that we had said "mucky mouse". The next day, during school, she whispered "fuuuuuckyy mmouseeEEeeee : )" We got in so much trouble omfg. I still don't why fucky mouse was so funny to us.

[@Ohblimeygee]

LMAO 🤣

[@сумраккк]

@@Ohblimeygee The fact that I typed that story and am currently lmao is wild but I ain't complaining.

[@B4sicallySai]

Dude Istg the Meijer thing is just normal. In Michigan ,(where meijers are usually at) they just don’t give a shit if you steal or not. They’ll literally say have a good day while you’re walking out with an unpaid tv.

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

Meanwhile walmart has security like hell

[@B4sicallySai]

@@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399 lol real

[@outerspaceproduction]

Real ASF 😂 they don't give a dam

[@WaterLemon147]

When he pronounced Meijer as “mayor” as a Michigander that broke my faith in humanity even more

[@nmtltlz]

I like listening to kwites music on stream whenever he puts it on, he has great taste! But I also super adore AJR :)!

[@thedoodlebean5360]

Yea! AJR is great and their new stuff is really good. I can’t be crazy mad at him for clowning on “Thirsty” haha. I like it but I get it’s not for everyone

[@flufflez013]

10:04 can confirm, taking almost every test high was how I got through college. My grades weren’t the best but it did keep me from several mental breakdowns

[@ThomasroyGusler]

No matter what you say, “dear winter” is one of the best songs ever

[@maligulant4396]

the first time I heard dear winter, i cried. the lyrics hadn't even started. one of the most stupidly powerful songs out there

[@Sadgearino]

Babe wake up, kwite uploaded another chat confession

[@cornycorni]

15:10 the eye brows 💀

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

2:58 THIS ONE ALMOST MADE ME PISS MYSELF LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

[@anthonyarroyo7251]

15:00 is actually crazy! Broke my jaw how hard it hit the floor

[@ericfieldman]

About forcing cats to hang out, I have a really small cat that always gets mad when I pet him for more than five seconds in any context, but for whatever reason his massive bug eyes relax when I lie on my back and press him pretty firmly against me while I'm doing it. That's the one condition for his love. Doesn't matter what time, if he was sleeping prior, if he was fighting me or whatever other cat things affect him, but he's almost always chill when I do that and irritable when I don't

[@lightultraman]

0:04 you guys dont eat batteries?

[@WarThunderRecorded]

Nah, i'm allergic.

[@Gamerboi3]

You do?????!!

[@WarThunderRecorded]

@@Gamerboi3 they taste amazing, but again, i am allergic

[@Gamerboi3]

@@WarThunderRecorded what's the taste like?

[@Definitelynotcharliebear]

No I eat wooden chairs

[@Robert_Waltz]

I had no prior context when he mentioned a guy who microwaved their cat. I was not prepared in the slightest to hear that

[@DhahKhari]

12:30 as someone who plays project sekai, I can confirm that I ALSO get no play

[@Div1nxty]

It's concerning that someone ate a battery even if they were tricked into doing it

[@vampyroteumint]

I have so many of these, but this is just one: I had to chuck some dead underdeveloped cat fetuses into a garbage bag once because my cat had miscarried because my mom fed her liver (there was a whole PSA later that year about how you shouldn't be feeding your animals the liver because most of that being sold had had something wrong with it that would poison animals). A week or 2 later, I could smell the trash bag, but didn't know which trashbag was the dead cat bag, until I had seen it ripped open by wild animals and full of maggots feasting on the rotting corpses of the kittens. Luckily, that was during my hyperdepressive point in time where I could not recall old memories or form new ones, so I no longer had to have that burned into my mind.

[@zetasansan]

13:18 i know a person like this in real life. they bought 200 dollars tickets to this same concert. Im a metal head and showed them my favorite djent artist, and they called it just random sounds and there was no melody and that it was terrible they are a choir kid

[@midnight195]

Speaking of the vapes catching on fire, I was watching a vid with some classmates bout a different school and at one of their basketball games a kids vape exploded in his pocket and his whole side was enflamed, that was crazy to watch, I can't imagine how people felt actually being there and watching it

[@charliegibson4016]

I love the new model man! The reflection on your glasses tracking your pupils is super nifty! I also love the 64 bit look! Reminds me of old school Nintendo games. Keep up the good work king.

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

7:24 THIS SHIT CHANGED THE GAME. I NEVER realized that. I can just, fuckin, have designated earbud caps to chew instead of destroying existing earbuds. I never realized that's a thing you can do. Perhaps I should have realized that's an autism thing, because if other autistic people do this, there's probably some manner of solution out there.

[@subtractment]

the… what?

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

@@subtractment ? be more specific please

[@Eucalyptue]

I almost burned down my house because I forgot to put water in my mac and cheese

[@glitt3rspit]

i did that twice, had to get a new microwave both times

[@The1000YearWhore]

9:36 I had an instance in college where I put off writing a 12 page research paper until the night before it was due, and proceeded to get fucking hammered on vodka and power through the whole paper with no proofreading/spellcheck. I ended up getting a 94%.

[@elihisey743]

my sister has really intense misophonia (fear/hatred of gross noises) and when we were really little (she was like 8) she almost smothered me to death with a tshirt because i was breathing too loud

[@mrfosilman]

This video made me realise there are people online young enough to not know about the Elmo AK-14 Rap.

[@Evan_gnhYT]

the confessions, especially the condom one, made me rage quit. im going back to spotify for the next few hours…💀

[@sefwewo5685]

As a kid i wanted to name myself in a game (insert name here) the destroyer, but the space wasnt enough, and my name started with S, so ppl played against someone named STD for years💀

[@princeapoopoo5787]

As someone who doesn't even know who AJR is, I just sat here in my chair smiling politely and nodding along to Kwite railing into them. If it wasn't for his clarifications that he just thinks their music is bad, I would have assumed them to be war criminals or inappropriate diddlers LOL

[@Ollie_nel]

Nah, just music for mentally ill, grown-up theatre kids.

[@That-guy-named-Henry]

@@Ollie_nelWhy do you go out of your way to hate on something that other people like? Their music isn’t even that bad, just run of the mill pop music.

[@Ollie_nel]

@@That-guy-named-Henry I didn't mean it in a bad way. I love their music, I'm a mentally ill grown-up theatre kid.

[@thegamingnerd4]

As a fellow ASMR RP enjoyer, mad respect to that dude for saying that shit on stream.

[@retiredandtired]

8:07 Good work agent 47

[@JustSomeAverageCivillian]

I’m making my way to the exit now

[@retiredandtired]

@@JustSomeAverageCivillianNice work agent 47 this will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime

[@Kindasus25]

A confession of mine: I used to eat out of the cub foods bulk bins by the handful because I thought they were free samples.

[@kaen0m0re]

i think its very cute when your avatars sunglasses become Circle. i cant explain it. its just so silly and fun to look at

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Kwite, master of bouncing back from bullshit. Glad you're back man.

[@ctje1638]

To be fair to condom guy, the first “chewing gum” were actually just bits of rubber cut out of old boots

[@toastwell6488]

No it was not? The first chewing gums were from tree sap lmao.

[@emeryduhgamer]

4:09 EXCUSE ME!?!??! HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS!

[@matthewboire6843]

It is horrifying

[@crossanddream2]

2:15 something happened similar happened in middle School, expect the fire department came in time and only the trash can got burnt. No one knew who did it though and no one fessed up obviously

[@idkIdk-km7bf]

the person who was thirsting over rivers cuomo was SO REAL FOR THAT

[@thereyvan]

thank you!

[@arveshi342]

That one about the dog escaping made me feel so sad in just a visceral way because I'm sure that kid loved that dog and they even said they feel bad about not trying to go after her. I really hope that dog ended up being okay.

[@scottyb8392]

Kwite became too normal after his break and he can’t handle his chatters anymore 😭

[@Ollie_nel]

This is why I refuse to touch grass :(

[@scottyb8392]

@@Ollie_nel touch it once, nothing is the same again!

[@thanosbambi]

this reminds me of the time my brother was like “huh? i never told you about this?” after dropping some insane lore about how he almost drowned trying to save someone when he was nine. like, it straight up doesn’t make sense that he’s still alive. and he somehow forgot to mention it *FOR👏EIGHT👏YEARS*

[@antlerthyme]

I was in chat during the AJR thing and I said "that wasn't that bad" and got yelled at so fast. I don't even like AJR but I do listen to like, the Mountain Goats so

[@mariowithagun1941]

11:35 this one kinda makes me sad since my dog Lady died from stone in her bladder 3 months ago and I still cry about that every single night since I had her for 11 years of my life.

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

my confession: someone tried to shoot me while i was doing quads in full fox gear. yes im a therian.

[@ryanspence5831]

You had it coming

[@absoultethings4213]

you are built different my man

[@AAAsammy108]

“I once took a shit in the sink and blamed it on the dog” I started laughing so loud that my entire family woke up at 4 in the morning and now I gotta do like every chore known to man kind

[@TalkingCactus.]

3:13 gumball in that one dream episode:

[@MysticMylesZ]

0:12 anonymously 👨🏾‍💻👍🏾

[@Ismatic1906]

4:51 I use to see ghosts and shit all the time and you don't see me complaining

[@matthewboire6843]

You should probably tell a doctor

[@Poison_root]

10:24. I don’t know why, but I enjoy seeing the main character helpless and fighting for their lives with little luck, seeing them getting beat down is just… JAJIISNLOAHNP!!

[@theeasychannel1288]

The vape on fire thing actually happened at My school recently and we all had to evacuate 😭

[@blickybear]

"Don't make me pull up the song again" XDD AJR is my favorite but your roasts are so funny XD

[@T.Gonz1216]

10:24 is it bad that I kinda relate to this one, like I've never thought about it much but hearing it out loud makes it sound almost psychotic

[@elisewebb8014]

as long as it doesn't interfere with day-to-day life it probably isn't kleptomania or anything. it's not a good habit though so maybe see a therapist about it? you could also try distracting your hands with some sort of fidget while you shop.

[@T.Gonz1216]

I was talking about the one after that, the one about morbid joy of seeing fictional characters in pain

[@elisewebb8014]

@@T.Gonz1216 oh lol my bad! idk abt that one, you should probably talk to a therapist abt it.

[@TheHarlololOfficial]

I ate three tide pods when I was a baby. I went to my mom and said “I ate a dryer sheet”

[@lightnight9822]

Here’s mine: I ate cat food For more context, I was young (around 4 or 5- Don’t remember exactly.) and wanted my cat to like me more (once again, I was young and my cat would be a bit nervous when I was around. Giving it giant hugs and chasing it didn’t help. PLEASE REMEMBER I WAS AROUND 4 OR 5 YEARS OLD AND STUPID. I now have 3 cats and respect them, I now do not chase them nor give then giant hugs- only little soft hugs :D )

[@applepiss1969]

well was it good

[@jaydenjewett3796]

I ate a cat once too

[@parkerdavis7859]

first 5 seconds had me REELING

[@anthonylambert7338]

When I was six, I had a bunk bed and I got all the plushes in my house and slept with them for several weeks.

[@CreativeGaming-14]

0:04 I love those sweet succulent double a batteries…