Your manipulative husband who cheated gives you an “ultimatum”

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"I won't be going as a married man" Considering he wasn't acting like a married man at home either...

[@whimsysmith2835]

He hasn’t been cumming as a married man why would he ever GO as one, am I right?

[@NotAStanAccount]

Haha, ik, r? Or as another poster put it: "... that particular line makes one wonder whether or not he was cheating on her "as a married man" or not, during the entirety of his previous affair."

[@marin_xo]

The speed at which Elliot switches from being condescending to playing the victim is almost impressive, it's like a shitty Yin and Yang of manipulation

[@Sunnysideanyway]

Yin and Yang of manipulation on Jen's behalf. She acts like she is a victim but bullies poor Elliot?

[@kpopfan674]

@@Sunnysideanyway These comments pretending to blame Jen are old now

[@dungeonmaster6292]

It's stupid and unbelievable

[@haroldharold9042]

@@kpopfan674yeah i’ve been seeing more misogynistic comments (not this type, but insulting women in comments) from guys who watch these videos lately. i’m concerned some of them actually believe the sarcastic comments

[@redseven4040]

How quickly they can switch makes more sense when you realize these guys aren’t capable of empathy. Think vampire.

[@Chris_xo]

Bro was implying that a joint Facebook account would've saved the marriage 😭💀

[@coolkumquats]

Yep. It's a classic! "If you just hadn't trusted me in the first place, I never would have broken your trust! So if you think about it, my betrayal is actually your fault!" No sense of accountability

[@SaddestSocks]

“Because you don’t have to pay william by the hour” i should have known theres no other way this man could have scored a date

[@vidguru0062]

i was thinking that he would at least be able to manipulate someone into a date with him but he’s even bad at that

[@traveller23e]

I was wondering...

[@morfufo]

Absolutely fuming at Jen for treating this man so badly. Why should HE have to go all the way across the country when SHE is the one who is simply not listening!?

[@theslappablejerk]

At least there’s one reasonable comment 😕

[@DarkF4lcon]

There’s also proof that she’s been cheating on him as well, owing to the fact that she definitely knew William well before.

[@QO-id3yt]

It’s horrendous man

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@DarkF4lcon *slap*

[@DiligentThroat]

@@DarkF4lconjust like how Elliot knew his girlfriend and dated her while still married?

[@phantomkate6]

"I need to be selfish for once," AAAAH too real!😂

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

Why tf dudes who are the most egotistical and selfish human beings ALWAYS say that shi 😭 like my brother you were always the one using other people and thinking only about yourself be ffr

[@randys2669]

The way the suitcase was empty and he didn't start packing until he called her in... I love the little details

[@hannahschneyder6651]

Or how he's packing ~5 boxer shorts and nothing else for his weekend in Vegas.

[@FebbieG]

There's a blazer/suit coat

[@DiSaysHi22]

"Are you ready to listen?" GOD that made my heart rate jump up

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I had to audibly tell myself to calm down lmao he’s too good at this

[@whateverlolawants]

I had to pause it for a minute and recollect myself.

[@DocBree13]

Same

[@NotAStanAccount]

Yes, yes, YES -- me, too!

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.AccessHe has to have some kind of job being professionally ‘rude’, like other than this. He’s too good at it

[@josephl447]

The nerve to go to Vegas as a self proclaimed "single man" yet get visibly upset at even the notion of his wife dating another man 😂

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

We all know he's not really going to Vegas

[@personperson.7744]

I hope that Zoe’s three boyfriends become the past present and future ghosts of this universe, Christmas carol style, to prevent Elliot becoming this version of himself

[@WholePlantChef]

this

[@justinshannon6016]

Maybe that'll be the Christmas Special!

[@cocutecocoa]

That would be amazing. The thought that this is what Elliot becomes is so sad when it looked like he was heading for a redemption arc 😭

[@wabi_sabi52]

Half of these comments I can’t tell whether they’re facetious or not

[@enthusiasticallydry]

⁠@@wabi_sabi52”facetious” just say “joking” or something

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Can’t wait for the scene where he’s trauma dumping about Jen to some dancer/escort who’s just like “yeah…uh huh…oh I know babe” while counting down the minutes till she can charge him for another hour

[@MogulMogul]

Poor him 😔

[@Hollyberrystreats]

Yeah, that's probably half the job with any of their customers

[@mariolechuga8606]

We need this video

[@theparijat1000]

In a way they are part therapists.

[@obscure.reference]

@@theparijat1000no

[@kittyfolk]

"I'm not going as a married man, but as a single one." Okay... since Elliot cheated apparently that means he'd do the same thing no matter what

[@ms.annthropic6341]

I was thinking that exact thing! “Soooo, just to be clear, when you were seeing that other woman behind my back, you were doing THAT as a married man?”

[@aceclop]

He didn't cheat, amy manipulated him into sleeping with her.

[@NotAStanAccount]

​@@ms.annthropic6341 omg, R1ghT ?!?! Your comment is brilliant.

[@samueljohnson6152]

@@aceclop They were tired from work so they went to a hotel to sleep.

[@Eros-9-7-22]

The whiplash I got from “Why do you always have to make me feel like a loser” is crazy. The talent is incredible

[@hannahbanana7723]

My ex-husband had been cheating since I was 3 months pregnant. I found out shortly after our son was born. After he made plans of moving out and seeing the woman he was having an affair with, he called me a whore because I simply wanted to meet with someone I went to school with. Couldn't believe I could just, "Move on already."

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

My mothers ex partner used to accuse her of cheating for no reason all the time. New haircut? „You whore” New dress? „Who you tryin to look good for?” Going with a female friend to the cinema „I bet your friend has a dick” etc. Surprise surprise he was the one cheating on her 🥳🤡

[@kunaikai]

@@edgaranalhoe7678reminds me of how my dad treats my mom🤡🙃

[@las8883]

@@edgaranalhoe7678classic projection. Cheaters seem to always think their partner is the unfaithful one. Bizarre behaviour.

[@TickleMyResearch]

These stories are insane, normal well adjusted individuals don't act like that

[@chickadee1607]

@@edgaranalhoe7678 my friend's ex used to do that kind of thing to her, especially the "Who are you trying to look good for?"

[@kpopfan674]

Jokes about him being the victim aside, you play this character so well. He cheated on Jen, she basically throws him out after he carries on playing the victim, and he has the nerve to blame Jen and continue trying to manipulate her. Oh and that hand clapping thing, that's so irritating. He really is slappable.

[@everia_games]

And he is a jerk

[@brimphemus]

​​@@everia_gamesone might say he is a... no, THE...

[@zorufoxthing1688]

Poor Elliot. Not only does he have to pay his date by the hour, but after what Jen has done how will he be able to enjoy his time?

[@gideonparry5684]

There's gotta be someone in Vegas down for a 1 night stand right?

[@sorcererCermet]

this isnt elliot, although they are very veeery similar. luckily nobody has actually had to endure elliot in marriage 😅 edit: oh nope my bad this is indeed elliot. i didnt piece together that slappablejerk is working with multiple timelines here 🤯

[@lamechial]

@@sorcererCermetNo, it’s Elliot. It was confirmed by the Jerk himself in the divorce lawyer vid.

[@DarkF4lcon]

@@sorcererCermetThis is the future version of Elliott.

[@michaelwelsh3280]

@@DarkF4lconit all makes sense now

[@kalamari1611]

Was Anyone else hoping Jen would go out with the guy raised by his grandparents?

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

According to the latest lore, that would be the cousin of her ex-husband. Probably a line the guy raised by his grandparents wouldn't cross.

[@mikejames303]

​@@ineednochannelyoutube2651he's too pure of a soul to do that to his cousin, even if he does know that Elliot is a scumbag. However I can see guy raised by his grandparents remaining friends and helping her out with stuff around the house, cause thats just he kind of selfless guy he is. Which, to Elliott, might as well be them sleeping together

[@abellabarbie]

I hated the manipulative husband the most and Elliot second, but knowing they are the same person is crazy. Makes so much sense. 😂

[@budgetincrease]

I went from murderous rage to intense laughter. These videos never miss

[@DarkF4lcon]

Murderous rage? Is everything alright? This is just a fictional character, there’s no need to force it to relate to your personal life and emotions.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@DarkF4lcon Bro it’s called hyperbole. Also the guy loves making hatable character. That’s why it’s called *The Slappable Jerk*

[@DarkF4lcon]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access As long as it’s hyperbole it’s all good. Some people like relating to these situations a little too much.

[@anone.mousse674]

For real, that was such a perfect sitcom punchline

[@saucyben4175]

@@DarkF4lcon I love you in these comment sections. Such a good troll. Given how dedicated you are I'm half ready to assume you're just account being used by this channel that will somehow appear in the series itself.

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

Jen pulled a total Beyonce move right there. "You must not know 'bout me. I can have another you in a minute, and in fact he'll be here in a minute" 😂

[@georgeaird4637]

But Beyoncé has been cheated on a whole load and is still with JayZ 😭😭

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@georgeaird4637 Wow really? Makes that song darkly humorous.

[@alligatorsun1854]

Elliot looks so smug when he said that he's going on a date that he acts like that Jen isn't more than glad she doesn't have to deal with him anymore

[@Poodle_Gun]

Whatever gets him out the door

[@austintalley4070]

Jen is so difficult. And cruel. Dude has tried and tried and she doesn't even care 😢

[@DarkF4lcon]

One can infer that William has been in her gaze for a long time as well.

[@hullstar242]

@@DarkF4lconI’m afraid you don’t understand that this character is not supposed to be in the right

[@Chuida17]

@@hullstar242google sarcasm lil bro

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

⁠@@hullstar242 What’s happening?? 😂 @DarkF4lcon replies to satirical comments with satirical replies. You blast those replies but you don’t blast the comments. 😂 I don’t understand 🥺

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

(Plot twist: @DarkF4lcon is William)

[@scarebears3359]

This character has so many similarities to the way my dad and uncle treat people (especially women) that it's actually goddamn therapeutic to watch these. Along with the comic relief part. Holy shit dude lol. The barely restrained (defensive) contempt, the way the words sound bitten off, the wierd, painful facial expressions, how deliberately slowly the clothes are folded.. seriously. You really nailed it, fucking amazing

[@bigisrick]

The way he stopped talking about the joint Facebook idea once he would have to say out loud that he cheated lmao 😂

[@SlimPotatoCube]

Yo but show your uncle and dad these videos and see if any self awareness clicks in 😆

[@NPWIII]

It's good to see this man finally putting himself first! He deserves a break after being so selfless.

[@kpopfan674]

These comments pretending Elliot is the victim are old now

[@dwolf6732]

@@kpopfan674 No they're not.

[@MarkoVukovic0]

@@kpopfan674 I'm still enjoying them, and my opinion overrides your opinion just bea cuase.

[@las8883]

@@kpopfan674nah

[@NPWIII]

@@kpopfan674 We’re not “pretending” Elliot is the victim. It’s obvious he’s being mistreated in the relationship!

[@KealymLW]

"I need to be selfish for once" When I tell you I nearly fell out of my goddamn chair.

[@zarengurl]

Jen took incredible pleasure telling him she had a date. I love that for her😂

[@Delicate_Disaster]

That "are you ready to listen?" makes me want to punch something and I am not a violent person. I don't think I have ever even punched something before lol. But my scumbag ex used to say that all the damn time.

[@NotAStanAccount]

Yes, YES -- mine did, too! That is why I honestly believe that, for some of us, watching these videos is the therapy we didn't even know we needed 😅

[@thorazine]

it’s the tired-looking plaid boxers for a ~single guy in vegas~ weekend for me 😂

[@Ouasys]

The AUDACITY to say “I have to be selfish for once”. I’m fuming at this video 😭😭

[@OurEnemyScalion]

I don’t know if it’s because of what I’ve been through in the past or not, but this character actually really scares me sometimes. I was thinking about how I wouldn’t have told him I was going on a date if I was “Jen” because it might send him over the edge 💀

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

I’m right there with you, sister. 🫤

[@Candyrock15]

Right. Men like this are dangerous in real life.

[@chickadee1607]

@@Candyrock15 the one where he gets livid at Stephanie and just stares at her while breathing heavily really drives home what he'd be capable of if he thought he could get away with it

[@DiligentThroat]

I bet the next video will be Elliot lamenting that “nice guys finish last” over FaceTime to Jen with his by-the-hour “date” chiming in that he finished both first and quickly.

[@mielimedina3146]

😂

[@ki5895]

Why would she ruin this poor man’s life

[@theslappablejerk]

She only cares about one person and that person is Jen 😕

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@theslappablejerk Jens have such a common name they’ve developed their own self-serving Borg collective. Their knowledge comes from Cosmo Quizzes, BuzzFeed, and Reddit (mostly memes), which makes their brains awfully smooth and hinders their ability to analyse input.* *This comment is satirical and does not warrant any outrage from those with Jen as their moniker.

[@Poodle_Gun]

@theslappablejerk divorce isn't reeeal, she needed to show unconditional love and work through this problem or live as a married celibate and go to the local Catholic support group. That will help. S u p p o r t.

[@chickadee1607]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose honestly some days I wouldn't mind disappearing into the Jen Hive Mind. Running on two hours of sleep and three cups of coffee and now a customer is yelling at me? Let the hive take over my decisions while I drift into a mental void.

[@domryan2662]

He’s so good at playing these characters - “Are you ready to listen?” actually made my blood boil 🤣

[@MarcelManager]

The detail that Elliot is packing up MULTIPLE boxershorts for his vegastrip is gold xD (counted 4 for his weekend adventure!!!)

[@JM-gm1te]

I am so invested in this storyline. Will Jen date the classic rebound, divorced manchild with kids who falsey gives you a sense of saftey for dealing with someone who can "relate" to you after the divorce? Will Elliot end up in an HR meeting for sending Amy a cease and desist for telling coworkers about the affair? Will Brian somehow be there? I just have to know.

[@Poodle_Gun]

I hope Amy gets a cease and desist fr.

[@trashmanofmichigan]

Let's be real Brian's either dead or in jail

[@hannahschneyder6651]

Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd still be friends with Brian. But it would be pretty funny

[@StruckBlackstar]

this guy is insufferable, i love how you do this so well.

[@steveloge8119]

He's even doing Brian's throat clearing mid sentence. The story is taking shape.

[@darklightmotion5534]

I mean Elliot did idolize him as a teen so

[@alguienquemira]

I like how he put the pumpkin in the bedroom even though she didn't appreciate his gift and effort. True Romance

[@shinobi99w]

And then the trip to Vegas is a disaster but he still blames Jen

[@DeathnoteBB]

Elliot going from young “nice guy” to older abusive husband is classic incel stuff

[@Ebinspurdo]

Nice touch with him going "wel-wull-well...". Very subtle and I could've missed it if I wasn't paying attention.

[@sergeantspam51]

Clearly he booked a hotel room deep in the sex work capital of Vegas to focus on what he has done wrong and to take some time to reflect so he can deepen and repair his relationship with his selfish and high maintenance wife.

[@dannimalcrossing]

I’m too invested in this. It’s better than a drama.

[@Sycee__]

Jen's a real one with a concrete grip on reality

[@KK-rj7ij]

LOL Perfect. I have only one thing to add: Ladies, if you are in this kind of situation (and I know lots of you are) just make sure he is out of the house first before telling him about William. Stay safe

[@ghost_lad08]

I mean of course he's been trying hard...he even brought her a pumpkin!

[@soraply1114]

“I need to be selfish for once”, coming from the man who cheated on his wife and painted his mistress as a villain for ‘manipulating him’ 🤨

[@bigisrick]

Okay....but what did Jen do to push him to the point of cheating?

[@VectorSpaceElement]

​@@bigisrick Typically nothing. In the lore she probably finally noticed his manipulative and spineless behaviour and set new boundaries... People like this really don't like that. The issue is that when the intense feelings die down, you only start seeing the red flags later in the relationship. By setting new boundaries after realising them, you can give them leverage. They can say you're being unreasonable because you were okay with it for so long... Meanwhile they were manipulating you into letting things slide for so long

[@bigisrick]

@VectorSpaceElement Ahhh. She pretended to be someone she isn't and then expected him to be okay with her deception. I could see that for sure.

[@VectorSpaceElement]

@@bigisrick Damn, an actual narcissist. First time I'm seeing one in a comments section. Well, good luck to you. May your life unravel one day

[@bigisrick]

@@VectorSpaceElement lol. You don't even know what that word means. 😂

[@sketchyskies8531]

In all seriousness thank you for these videos. They show me what to look out for in a future potentially bad relationship

[@JackIngro]

I hope that Zoe’s three boyfriends become the past present and future ghosts of this universe, Christmas carol style, to prevent Elliot becoming this version of himself.

[@yeeyee52]

boring

[@Thunderbender18830]

This can’t be Elliot😭 I was holding out such hope he would get better in the future. This outcome is heartbreaking

[@thusspokeshabistari]

Your inflections is driving me through the wall!! Im so annoyed i could punch a hole through an Adamantium wall.

[@Artemiska58]

I didn't think this could get bettee and then he kills me with "because you don't have to pay William by the hour"

[@pasghetti8234]

Somehow it feels in character that he is packing nothing but boxer shorts

[@NotAStanAccount]

Haha, no kidding! Plus, you'll notice how he called her into the room BEFORE commencing to pack. I love these little details; they're so instrumental to character development.

[@josemaria8177]

Elliot started to have PTSD flashbacks of poly Zoe once William was mentioned

[@ValerieEdwards37]

The “are you ready to listen?” was so triggering great job 😤

[@Poodle_Gun]

Next episode: he comes back sobbing and gets a restraining order placed on him

[@gabecornett8185]

The retrospective sadness that his date he “had planned” was never actually arranged and he just figured that’s how Vegas worked makes this even sweeter

[@wr4ith374]

This is literally my father down to every facial expression. Incredible work

[@lukec9402]

these videos are the absolute best, so much respect for the consistency, i see one every few days and it makes me happier before i even click on the vid because i know its gonna be 10/10 acting. so eerie to see you capture these people that we all know and despise in real life smugness, arrogance, victimhood, guilt, lack of self awareness, they are soooo hard to explain but these vids do it perfectly

[@AsiaThinks]

“Becauseyoudon’thavetopaywilliambythehour!” 😂😂😂

[@MeepitQueen27]

This is spot on 😂 He cheats, then gets mad when you go on dates. My ex husband called me about 50 times in less than 24 hours, sent nasty emails, etc because I told him I was dating and had no interest in speaking with him when he felt like it. We had been separated for a couple months at that point and I moved across the country. He said I was a “cold hearted bitch” and a “whore”. Yes, I was awful. The one who cried over being cheated on for months while he flaunted his mistress in my face, finally grew a backbone and left, went out with other men. How dare I

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

HOW DARE YOU 😭

[@Hollyberrystreats]

How dare you not understand that the rules were different for you?!🙃

[@blackpearl9504]

Oh dang, I had to reread this. And saw that it said ex-husband. I was about to say why are you still married to him?? Girl block him, and just move on. These are the type of guys who are psychologically abusive, and become weak when they realize they no longer can control you. Resulting in calling you 50 times a day, and trying to guilt you into being cruel. More attempt at psychological manipulation

[@bearcraz18]

Every time I watch your videos I get irrationally angry at my ex (who's dead!) and then at you until I remember this is just a character for you. 😂

[@zoopdiwop]

Jesus christ, you nail the mannerisms, the facial expressions and everything. The acting is on point 👌

[@ImrdIstt.SH.]

this kinda reminds me of when my ex cheated on me, i gave her a second chance cuz i was naive, and after a couple weeks she complained about me not trusting her, although she had done nothing to attempt to rebuild my trust. lol

[@crazysydnee]

The condescending "are you ready to listen?" was almost enough to make me turn off the video

[@Nikkidafox]

I can't believe that he couldn't get a normal date! I mean he has so many appealing traits! Like Ok give me a minute here.

[@dragonetafireball]

I’ve learned that while sometimes “I need to be selfish for once” or “I need to learn to be more selfish” is said by someone who gives to much for not enough in return and needs to do self care, the more they say it the more more likely it it they’re just trying to get a social pass for being openly selfish.

[@jessepatton412]

JEN IS SO SELFISH FOR GOING ON A DATE WITH WILLIAM, WHY WONT SHE JUST STAY HOME AND READ?

[@devyngaffney5843]

"Cuz you don't have to pay William by the hour" Exactly. William pays me.

[@ellienomaly]

oh that’s GOOD Jen go change the locks!!!! i’m in tears over the 4 boxers for a weekend

[@panasonic_youth]

"I need to be selfish for once" lmfao I love his self awareness

[@savannahs8914]

The minute he's gone, her best friends come in with a speaker and margaritas and new locks blasting "ITTY BITTY TEENY WEENY SHRIVEL LITTLE SHORT DCK MAN"

[@YujTube]

the spinning of this whole situation into being a chance for him to fuck around in Vegas is so sleazy ughhh

[@trippingandbrowsing1269]

lol, don't threaten Jen with a good time

[@ragedeeann644]

Dear gods, the amount of exact phrases here that my ex always used on me... magnificent. He's my least favorite character by far.

[@jamesfahey2036]

The subtle Brian throat clear in the beginning was such a good touch

[@mtsds7801]

This guy acting is so good.

[@ACAB.forcutie]

He'll have to hire someone if he wants fun in Vegas. Most profiles say "I'm not your tour guide" 😂 And there it is. Yup. 🤣

[@purplepason]

Oh my god Elliot please don't become this. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION BEFORE THIS HAPPENS.

[@consciousobserver629]

He's been putting in so much effort... only to plan a trip to Vegas with an escort? That was a fast pivot.

[@danielrevelo3809]

What makes this guy such a good actor (among other things) is that he knows what i'm thinking. What I and any decent person would say. As he deploys all the methods the character would use unironically. Nice calzones.

[@mikebiff]

oh my gossshh there were so many little details that made this one so good and then thr end 🍒 thank you for sharing your talent and thoughtful writing

[@crownoflillies]

“Are you ready to listen?” Ooooh, the fire that lit in me 😂

[@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk]

Man you really know how to make me hate these characters 😂😂😂

[@SlimPotatoCube]

The backtrack for his reasoning to get a joint facebook 😂

[@anamihajlovic6714]

Are those threadbare boxers because what a beautiful little detail hahahahaahha

[@Ironsides21]

This guy plays awful people perfectly

[@zaph1987]

This dude is one of the best actors on KZbin. Lovable as the guy who was raised by his grandparents, and absolutely infuriating as Jen's husband.

[@AlSpice]

Jen’s changing the locks as soon as he leaves

[@0BucketMask0]

The only couple I've ever met with a joint facebook account is a dude who tricked a young Amish woman into leaving her community (which is permanent, you're never allowed to see or speak to your family and friends again) to marry him. She had two jobs, he had none, and she wasn't allowed out of the house without him unless she was at work. Joint facebook account is a big neon red flag covered in flashing hazard lights.

[@SpiritofAloha11]

Finally my man does something for himself after giving it to Amy for so long. Jen doesn't know how good she had it.

[@Watermelanmartini]

Change the locks once he leaves!!

[@BumpyLumpkins]

The self own at the end made sitting through the rage worth it

[@EyeLean5280]

LOL! Your punchlines are always awesome!

[@okhoward1942]

Unrealistic, no way this man knows how to fold his own clothes

[@coolbeans5911]

"are you ready to listen" buddy i didn't click on this video to watch footage of my dad

[@stefsizzurps]

I heard my name and I immediately sat up straight. UGH

[@SabrlIna]

When he comes back the locks will be different, just so nobody gets confused about who’s house this is. ❤

[@cats12342]

Hilarious lol love ya videos man.

[@theslappablejerk]

Thank you 🙏

[@cats12342]

@@theslappablejerk ofc lol you deserve all the subs

[@oneradicaldude7911]

despite elliot being the one going to vegas (or so he claims), jan is the one who won big time lol