Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 358

[@russelldooley5705]

Going through these older shows for the first time. My love for Top Dog grows every time he's featured.

[@Dapper1948]

Hey Buddy!

[@NickyP805]

RIP Top Dog.

[@OWR_Mission]

Top dog 🧡

[@donilexington4600]

RIP top dog. May we forever wipe down. 😔

[@tyler9863]

Top Dog is an absolute legend.

[@sicivic2k]

As someone who had a terrible father growing up, I really envy Tom's relationship with Top Dog. So wholesome and pure

[@Dapper1948]

Completely relate. Top Dog truly loves his boy. Hey Buddy!

[@jeremysiddens9232]

Absolutely, I love hearing how much Top Dog actually loved his kids. "Hey buddy" makes me feel something every time I hear it.

[@cFlan]

I like it when Christina looks at the camera every now and then like she's on a episode of The Office.

[@chrispetela8644]

Haha yea

[@CobraMster27]

oh man, that Top Dog talk was great. Him saying that what makes him happy is thinking about Jeans as a kid was pretty sweet. Made me miss my super dead dad.

[@IanDirtySouth615]

this just made me laugh in real life.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

RIP Poppa Chocolate

[@andrewd.8715]

Just stopping by to give my condolence to your dad whose now super duper dead

[@jayjaythejetplane295]

Its hilarious how he said something so sweet as a father and tom just keeps it moving

[@grandmodesty]

I love how accurate Tom’s impression of his dad’s voice is. I thought it was exaggerated but Top Dog sounds exactly like that hahah

[@chandyboi2976]

Hearing topdog actually try and guess a real answer to a set-up punchline joke is the best

[@blenderguru]

Starts at 5:46

[@JustForNowStudios]

The Blender Guru is a YMH fan - awesome!

[@atomwangames]

I watch bob ross while I trip on mushrooms all the time. It's so amazing, plus he says "beat the devil out of it" when he cleans his brush and then giggles and it kills me every time.

[@anthonykorkmas6127]

atomwan

[@maxmarshall7123]

I love how TopDog wheezes when he's really laughing hard.

[@js01141]

Just like Todd

[@jaclyndepaoli3359]

"I love just laughing tommy" so sad to think topdog isn't around to bring this joy to us anymore. Rip to a wonderful man who has all of our hearts

[@horatiovaldes6851]

"Dumb broad." hahaha

[@Drutest]

Top Dog is awesome. Loved how he kept trying to get the punchline. f'n classic

[@nathangebben5738]

RIP top dog, you will be missed by all the mommies

[@BM151]

1:15:00 one of the funniest phone calls ever

[@ianschmitt4991]

The denim is high, tight and early. Boiled Oyster is fat

[@NikosDriehuis]

1 year later, laughing my ass off

[@brettsullivan8217]

Burnt chrysler

[@mixtermike]

The whole segment of telling Top Dog blonde jokes was the best! Keep 'em high and tight!

[@madsalt4542]

Top Dawg's blonde joke was great. so well craft. such fun.

[@centurionmusic11]

22:10 Todd looks like he's about to kill Kirsten 🤣

[@1nativetree]

1:15:17 Top Dog blonde jokes

[@leeannlyons9476]

as soon as Tom said something about the guy's bathtub falling on his neck I couldn't control my laughter

[@michaelv8757]

The mommies and I go back, way back to the redban days. And I leave and come back from time to time. But, to hear that Mommy jeans has still not slobbered all over Tommy buns fun hole makes me quite sad indeed.

[@Fubuuuuu]

Bluntz 0809 lol 😘

[@kylelyons6088]

4 years later and she still hasn't done Bobby the honors

[@madsalt4542]

top dawg and charro are the best thing about this show

[@PBRHydra420]

Around the 50 minute mark is a golden time. It is when the seed was planted that one day grew into Horrible or hilarious.

[@butharat]

Top Dog is such a ledge

[@SebastianKoever]

I like Top Dogs guesses. "how do you drown a blonde" "have her stand in the shower for a long time" I almost shit my pants, play a game where Tom has to predict what topdog will guess for the joke answers.

[@JordanDKline]

I was just listening to the top dog segment while driving, I almost died because I was laughing to hard.

[@josephbhancock]

13:45 “there’s something really tacky about showing how much money you have”

[@Treeface69]

Irony at its best

[@ericshun3331]

get over it

[@b2df45]

Tom is such a troll to his dad it makes me cry

[@cpsmonroe1]

Sometimes I'm too lazy to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night so I piss in the cats litter box.

[@djordan22]

Dude.

[@cannedtuna3557]

The bathroom is to far for me, so I aim for my mouth and knock out two birds with one stone.

[@aryansingh6586]

My jeans be hella high and hella tight, let's do this mommies.

[@patrickharlow1098]

Top Dog made my chest and face hurt. I haven't laughed so hard it a really long time. That was absolute gold.

[@gabriella2186]

I was dying of laughter from Top Dog's laugh. RIP

[@DrDANKize]

"The footage was in black and white" WTF!!!!??? How did tom just skip over that? Is mommy jeans going insane

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Nadav was up to some GOOD ASS GIGGLING

[@gabs956]

damn Rain Florence on YMH, papa bless

[@braydon95bh]

mommies I'd like to point out that right on the side of every tanerite bag it says don't be any closer than 200 yards lol

[@treverp4938]

The girl had a cold because she sleeps in a fucking tent.

[@balognadanza]

I think she was trying to say she keeps a mosquito tent over her bed and doesn't want to open it to take a piss in the middle of the night

[@jenniferharris6144]

A Teaant!

[@djordan22]

No, she has a cold because her friends are all FUCKIN BUMS!

[@Mustackk]

That's why she's all fucked up!

[@zacharywhite5631]

Well Mr. I BLEW MY LEG OFF was supposed to be 300 yards away (based on the lbs he used) but he was only 43ft away. So no issues in the empathy department. Plus, he narrates the fact that he blew his leg off, which is also hilarious.

[@lozzzzy]

DEY CALL ME DUCTAPE

[@Ryan-tr7hy]

Cherish Top Dog forever. Truly the best of us

[@marshallbeaton8616]

Love going back and watching where the show was, compared to what it has become insane, proud of you mommy’s!

[@mdub13]

I look forward to these every week!

[@dtdt1100]

Top dog said dumb broad and I lost it.

[@sara107610]

Good morning my beautiful mommies

[@TJTrusty111]

When am I ever going to learn not to watch this show while I'm eating?

[@jkbGood92]

Yo is Lee Syatt producing this one?? I keep hearing this goofy ass giggling and I love it

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Nadav!

[@dakronikles]

Oh my god. This episode is what I needed to survive today lol

[@chasm378]

dude. Top Dogs blonde jokes are killers... Tom and Tina are acting totally low and loose when he tells them.

[@Stbuster31]

back here on a Tuesday because I thought it was Wednesday and wanted to see the main mommies

[@ju908]

The funniest part about Tom's dad's jokes is how bad they are but how much he laughs at them

[@dirkbowman946]

God blesses a big word needs to be a ring tone

[@tim5700]

I am watching this in 2021. It is adorable watching past Tom and Christina gag at the woman drinking pee. If only they knew...

[@blakenoland5391]

It is insane coming back to these

[@ean2464]

god damn hes living my ideal life, with the ideal wife. shes incredible.

[@1337Se7eN7]

Tom?

[@zigwil153]

“Dumb broad”. 😂

[@CG-yg7dt]

Damn T Buns almost killed TopDog with Blonde and Pollock jokes

[@thespirtofrocknroll]

There is no better feeling; then killing the enemy. -Top Dog

[@SODTAOE]

Just got home from my first day of college and I have a mommy cast waiting from me. Much love Mommies

[@paydn202]

AD BLOCK PRO!!!!!! its a "plug in" or an "add on" for your web browser no more ads on videos or any ads at all.

[@BigTexasRed]

The bonfire blew up because they waited so long to light it, the gasoline was putting off vapors the entire time they were talking and pouring haha

[@Adam_underscore]

When those girls rap in Icelandic it’s really fucking good.

[@mindlessbaboon3292]

Enough debate, Bitsy is the Water Champ.

[@iwirelessjimmy]

top dogs reaction to dad jokes is hilarious

[@sethjoyner391]

Tom now dresses like connor mc Gregor....it's a good look...Mrs. P. on fleek as per usual

[@bisoff]

Where did the Blonde Jokes with Top Dog video go? I got the notification but I can't find it now

[@metaafroman]

i love top dog so much. RIP to the greatest father of all time

[@Newyorkgiants6597]

I love and hate when the main mommies fight (:(

[@dirkbowman946]

Was the live podcast archived ? How do you find it ? Thanks mommies

[@zac_m]

Christina clapping off beat and giggling was so stupid and funny

[@gustomane]

I always smell a fart when I watch my mommies on youtube, but not when I'm listening.

[@kevingrozni]

Polish military: If the USA was located between the USSR and Germany without so much as a broad river separating us, then our military history would be a lot like Poland's. Geography is destiny.

[@henrywalker871]

kevingrozni Israel is surrounded on all sides by enemy Nations and they're doing just fine. Ever heard of the Seven Day War?

[@gkat00]

does anyone know how to find the older podcast episodes like this one on itunes

[@JdjdbNdjdb]

i love seeing acoustic foam on walls and knowing its most uneffective thing ever, i need to start an instapage of the worst uses of acoustical treatments

[@gglin7146]

I am shocked and horrified by Christina's cold laugh at the hillbilly

[@badmotherfather]

top dog cracked me up! Love you guys

[@HospitalerSt]

Hey guys, I'm Polish and feel I need to clarify those polish jokes a little bit :P So, after World War II, a lot of polish people emigrate to USA and they didn't know english so they could only do most simple jobs. That's probably the reason why You have jokes about polish people being stupid. But the one about bad polish army must be changed from some other country. Poland was involved in all kinds of wars and conflicts since the existence and usually come out strong, and every war came with it's war hero, so that one joke was peaty bad. Just read some famous quotas about polish army by Napoleon, or others from WW II. There is even one polish war hero who is both Polish and USA hero, Tadeusz Kościuszko, enjoy ;) P.S: Love this show!

[@darxcide7375]

Sounded kinda like an adapted French army joke to me. American jokes about polish people have always baffled me (from UK). Just seem plain old mean and racist. We have our own blend of polish humour but their mostly about how hard working and underpaid polish folk are and where the fuck does the word Polack come from anyway?

[@JadeDude1973]

IIRC it was the Polish cryptographers who were finally able to crack the Nazi Enigma code, which hugely aided the Allied effort in WW2. I like to throw that info-nugget out there when people make jokes about the Polish being stupid.

[@12centcomicsandcards]

How many moments has Tina messed up saying I don’t think this is funny lol

[@Messtevan]

haha top dawg's blonde joke got me

[@rickflick5926]

Hey mommies! Just found out that a buttload of wine is a traditional measurement for 126 gallons. How many would a Bartload be? High and tight all day. Keep pushing.

[@YetiSpeed]

You are going to kill Top Dog with these corny jokes. He was loving them too much!

[@aez833]

top dog was trying to say something really heartfelt about how happy the memories of tommy's childhood made him and he just cut top dog off with another shitty "pollock" joke haha

[@RB-mk7ph]

Bunz looking all dad'ed out with the nice shirt, and main mommy Christina P rocking the H2O. They keep it so high and tight.

[@SkunkyCactus]

Tommy looks great today

[@ghnewman11]

i laughed so hard at the bonfire video

[@DanielPappasTV]

Video looks a little yellow this week :) Love the show, H2O for life, Pimp Squad baby!

[@MorrisonHotel87]

I BLEW MA LEG AWF

[@mrstarfishh33]

Poland was actually one of the great military hegemonies of history

[@mrstarfishh33]

@@owenwright1235 right?

[@whenwasthat]

The guy that lit that fire definitely died.

[@deejaychi1987]

The band Squirrel Nut Zippers has a song about playing the rusty trombone.

[@infintittie]

you be safe in the cheeks, feel me

[@Mark_Bayer]

dat cartoon intro is extremely high and tight

[@GoadedGoblin]

Holy shit she was talking about the Night Stalker way before that shit was on Netflix

[@IntensePeppers]

I

[@MegaFollis]

I laughed so hard at the fire bomb

[@kimb2590]

Loretta Jenkins is an actress and I thought this was real but she is a comedian!!!

[@Prognosticate]

This was a really good episode.

[@getupinit2585]

I need to apply for a job at Yale now. Get behind that!

[@madison6421]

It was hard to be polish during this episode lol

[@xxHouseInMotionxx]

I wonder if i could market a piss decanter?

[@1989bmf]

uhhhhh They were joking when they said they didn't know what Seattle is right? lol