Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 400

[@Jacobmelrose26]

I love going back to watch old YMH episodes and even all these years ago Tina refusing to eat Tom's scrum.

[@rachellestar9510]

I've noticed that too lol. I've continued the conversation and I don't think there is a solution and there both right in their reasons

[@Cruzaman4040]

Christina will never be the scrum master. We just need to accept

[@Chris-hw4mq]

@@rachellestar9510 relax Tom has a fan who did it on tour for sure.

[@bjarnold66]

Watching in 2024 and they talkin bout America is like 1984 lol 😂

[@Deniseyylove]

I'm not embarrassed to say I've enjoyed this podcast so much that I've gone back tow watch the classic jeans to catch up to modern jeans and now I gotta keep it high and tight to stay glassin'. Thanks mommies!

[@brettsullivan8217]

Also...you better try it out. Piss on me beat me.

[@brandonsampsel9035]

Doing that right now lol

[@rs-lj4ie]

Also doing that right now

[@spencernoland7629]

2022 and I’m still going back

[@dustinosborn4068]

Same

[@Tyler-lx7ll]

A short poem for all the mommies out there. Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit but only farted.

[@RoTxJAKE]

really thought i had to dump, pushed and pushed but i only fumped

[@auroraborealis13579]

Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my pants!

[@GabbasaurusRex]

I never get sick of Tom's Sinatra impression

[@stevenmcculloch7538]

The Kool aid clip caught my eye at the beginning of 2021 so I watched all of 2b1c and when I ran out of episodes I had a friend suggest YMH. Now I'm 400 episodes deep in less than a year and my girlfriend and I have seen Christina live and watched all of the specials you guys have put out. Quotes from the show have become part of our daily lexicon and something we both love. Thanks Jean

[@adityatiwari8297]

I'm rediscovering the old episodes and its gold all the way through. Liquid Gold.

[@mattlandry]

Clearly Jean doesn't know what champion means. When a champion refuses to compete, they are stripped of the title.

[@jamesgardner5149]

Should I study for my math final or tighten my jeans and get ready to fail?

[@zandledbetter5598]

get your pants up high and tight, then study. simple Jean technology dude.

[@jamesgardner5149]

Zand Ledbetter good call jean

[@zandledbetter5598]

hey just lookin out for a fellow mommy :) Hahahaa enjoy the show mang! or study, fuc it tho

[@whatthe5954]

You missed that the option was there to do both. Get your life and don't wait until the last minute. When you do end up waiting for the last minute, be a mommie and do it all. Get. Your. Life.

[@Austinschofield1]

James Gardner make fitness first

[@bananafingerguns7212]

Congrats on 400 episodes! This shit should be easy, but we know it isn't, namsayin? Thanks Jeans, for all the laughs.

[@Ian-ci8or]

Yes I know what you are saying,"this shit should be easy"

[@BestInTheWorld111]

When the first 20 minutes is about eating ass, you know it's going to be a very high and tight podcast. Congrats on 400. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeans.

[@cah7516]

Tom: I'm not gonna do it again *The sound of a guy barfing briefly plays in the background*

[@jamesonjunky]

Just discovered this and I'm so glad I did. I love Tom's stand up

[@lunchbag_larry]

Marquis Blue go find the "I gotta bad bite" episode!

[@rhubarbcheese]

yeah im glad I found it too. it took awhile for me to get into it but I can binge watch these.. :)

[@pieshka4509]

"Imma aaass liquer" I was cracking up so much over that

[@Cyclone3161]

35:00 "Other girls and I..." Actually Christina the girl in the video said it the grammatically correct way, "me and other girls."

[@alanjudd7537]

Well Said Grumpe. I Noted That piece, Good on You.

[@claytonswilley5763]

I love how Christina mentions her eastern European heritage in every episode. I'm anxiously glassin for it every week. Keep it high and tight mommies.

[@malefic1349]

New to the podcast. Props to Tom on the sound effects timing. I like the perfect timing, and Christina can't deny the hilarious timing even if she's grossed out.

[@YetiSpeed]

Never fails, but Chrisjeansa always manages to kill the good mood with some bullshit.This time around the 1:07:00 mark with the water challenge with Maria. Just goes to show how she ISN'T the personality champ.

[@cmajor8084]

Damn you're right. Shit got a little uncomfortable there...

[@Nathan8rr]

She got upset about the ass licker... And she projected her frustration onto the water contest. Push isn't the personality champ

[@ProfessorRedonk]

She may be flawed but youre not half the mommy she is, low and loose

[@HuskyLM21]

Chrisjeansa is looking good

[@DovahkiinPlaysGames]

luc proctor she's gorgeous for being an actual mom and being married to tom.

[@elderlygiraffe]

tom is fucking sexy too

[@DovahkiinPlaysGames]

Hussein Ali they do but I don't feel like fucking tom haha

[@matthewlamendola1423]

Tom is officially the undisputed, uncontested water and personality champion. Jeans high and tight mommies.

[@BazookaTooth707]

Congrats on reaching your 400th episode. Love you guys

[@mikehawk8276]

Tommy boys passion at 29:20 is gold

[@Kinkyfaetter1]

Tom still going strong with the weight loss, good job main momma now comes the time to get a big fucking belt buckle with the text CHAMP.

[@numbersandsports4206]

Def not back to Bert level but I actually thought this is the heaviest he has looked since the competition. Surprised you said this. Like if you look at him when Rogan came on to now, you can see he's heavier.

[@omarsepulveda7072]

hes putting on muscle

[@auroraborealis13579]

And now he’s just….transformed!

[@itsahonker6849]

Congratulations guys. Love your work. See you soon Tom. Greeting from Bunbury, Western Australia.

[@tkcaapi2876]

ItsAHonker! i once won a quaddie at Bunbury.

[@simonmcneilly55]

ItsAHonker! Bum berry.

[@landscaper1975]

"I guess I owe it to the listeners...". Hahahaha!

[@ashtonlambert3648]

I'm circumstanced.

[@chrispetela8644]

If chrisjeansa doesn’t agree with something she automatically says they have something not right in the head lol

[@keith86944]

Champions compete to prove they are the best. Scrubs claim to be the best but never accept a challenge to prove it. T-Bunz is the true water champ and episode 400 is the proof.

[@_CaptainCanada]

They mentioned the other sources but not the "this is the big time" clip that's at the very beginning of the song. Can anyone point me to the source of that?

[@RadicallyRob]

Breast Balls Beach is good, BUT... I think y'all ought to call it Wet Palm Grease

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I love that Christine spilt coffee on the desk and Timmy had to tell her to go and clean it up, if he hadn't, she would have wiped it with a piece of paper. God bless. I wish I was a semi good looking woman.

[@paulstonger1566]

The old adage in every construction site jon. "Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted."

[@doctordicknails2558]

Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants.

[@ZECH1189]

Congrats on 400 mommies! Here's to another 400, and 400 after that. NEVER LEAVE US, We love u!

[@mattwann5796]

Man.. there’s nothing that brings me joy like Mr. Tom and kristy talking about farts, shitting, and eating ass likes it’s some 🐱

[@jacsprat00]

Love coming back to just glass these past episodes of the pomcast ❤️

[@marklachney420]

Just saw this particular episode for the first time. Christine pussed out on the water champ competition? Wow

[@Feardain]

The problem with Waxing down there, is that the hair acts as a wicking, to pull the moisture. without the hair, its gonna be sweaty, so its gonna have to be right out of the shower !

[@Feardain]

I have never dry heaved before, but there's a first time for everything.

[@Lynxchillin08]

SoupNazi 🤒

[@needsomezzz]

4 years later and Tom is still asking...

[@ikongod]

Finally. It only took me 381 back episodes for someone to tell me what/who/is Randy? John Mackey with dementia. FINALLY. Thanks Jeans

[@nicktazzer9905]

LOL'd so hard when mommy Tina said "I love vigilante shit like this"

[@fasteddie4435]

Frigging hysterical 🤣

[@kalibmaxwell6394]

Happy 400

[@TopRivers]

Toooom, you were awesome at pachanga!! Thanks for the laughs man 👍

[@constabletroy]

strap yourselves in we're going to brown town!

[@sampomme]

That video of those baseball players laughing to mommy jokes was adorable.

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

She actually used me and other girls correctly. If you take what she said and just have "I" it wouldnt sound right. "if you see my other sights youll see there is suddenly all kinds of pictures of me" "if you see my other sights youll see there is suddenly all kinds of pictures of I" Which one sounds better? that means she used it correctly.

[@apdancinglime]

lol I just commented the same thing haha love when people incorrectly correct others 🤪

[@sumochop360]

link to the song at 1:20:30? or the name so I can look it up! thanks mommies

[@PHR_Pheonix_Rising]

Christina, if you are the real water champ... then your urologist wouldnt be telling you to drink less! Being the water champ is getting it right!

[@michaelrenou6092]

I’m here from episode 580... and the best is yet to come. #Homeherenow #RIPFedSmoker

[@auroraborealis13579]

I’m here from “I want to talk about Hawaii”

[@marciparks3377]

"The house that farts built" hahahahah I want a shirt with that quote!

[@WhateverWasLeft]

That mom dance in the beginning though...

[@allieadams147]

Gah, Mommy Tommy looks so good after this weight loss. Good job, Jeans.

[@alvinthompson6333]

#400 WOOOOO! Can't wait to see what kind of "dad boners" you guys find in the future hahaha. Congratulations you two. You always make me laugh all the way through the podcasts!

[@Corkoth55]

You guys are doing good!

[@madisonwills6749]

Staying high and tight watching old ymh waiting for new ones

[@justinpharand8454]

1:16:00 my favourite part of this episode

[@RyanBrown5]

I killed a man

[@capnpicard6146]

Podcast game high and tight like always, keep on pushin' and things and stuff like that.

[@nito956]

Happy 400th Mommies!

[@toddjohnson566]

9:06 “Yeah, ‘cause never implies never.” That philosophy degree hard at work.

[@kurtisdiston4851]

Foopsy - the fart that you thought was a poop

[@MrBDOS]

How do I find the original KZbin video of the person saying "fuck what you heard, bitch" at the beginning of the episode? I can't find it!

[@mentalcircuspodcast1254]

You came back for 46:00

[@tkcaapi2876]

Tom Segura : H2Overlord 🏆✊

[@АрсенСалимович]

The mommies should review all the Newspeak words!

[@geraldnapshireii8734]

I live for the Chinese circumstance expert grunting my name repeatedly. Thnx mommies I love you dearly

[@aufan2847]

how dare anyone dislike this podcast this is hilarious.

[@thewhateverwhatnot6314]

I will say this, this podcast has made me go from having a terrible day to having a good day or simply brought me through a day I wasn’t looking forward to

[@austinthrowsstuff]

Grand sierra is dope. Used to be the Hilton and the MGM before that. I love the aqua golf there

[@scottwood5957]

Your Mom's House: "The House That Farts Built"

[@theilouminati]

Congrats on 400 episodes! Also if mommy Tina makes a farting website she needs to call it ChristinaPaShitsky.com it's perfect

[@xrmighty]

Can someone please tell me where I can find that sound bite lmao the one at 38:00

[@adamwhite2247]

Tom Segura is a F****** man on a mission, and I love it! Good for you water champ for losing all that weight so your Jeans can burry her face without all that extra work and skin. I hope you guys go to Tahiti as soon as Bert loses 5 more lbs. Your fine Jeans Bert will never lose anymore weight..

[@DeLaKleve]

“Why would I compete to prove anything?” Typical soviet laziness

[@jarmopaakkonen2045]

Jeff Beck - Space for your Pappa the opening songs riff is from that song by Jeff Beck 😊 take a listen.

[@gracci01]

hit the like button before even watching the episode...its just THAT damn great every podcast. #GLASSIN

[@Crozzer86]

Fuck, only another 203 to catch up on!

[@ryanfullen782]

Love the ponytail. Hot 🔥🔥🔥

[@lal3724]

tom is the obvious water champ. Christina scared to defend the belt

[@MVJ3]

They should talk about more what happens behind the scenes during a comedy show..

[@camiiii31]

i agree about the Starbucks instant coffee!

[@Roy_Godiksen]

Let's celebrate the 400 with Nude Christina and Tom!

[@elizabethperez8108]

That’s how I got my email name 😂

[@wubsworld8946]

I love it. this is THEE content I look most forward to every Tues. congr@s on 400. can't wait for the next one.

[@mycarpultunnel]

i had no fucking idea i can watch you guys while im not listening at fucking work...Mommies!!!!

[@VirtualRiots]

Everyone go pour some chips in a bowl for #400!

[@cmajor8084]

Tom's not even fat anymore wtf

[@bridge12582]

jean is phone champ of all ever world

[@zenunderground9893]

400 Episodes. Keep up the stanima!

[@PowellMoore]

Dang episode 400 I really had to pull them jeans up for this

[@MatthewMcVitieJune]

hey mommies just want to clarify that ghost Shit is an unacceptable choice for when you think you're going to shit and only fart because a ghost Shit is already a thing. This is when you make Brown and when you go to wipe there's nothing there and when you go to flush it's already gone.

[@marissahaide5555]

Omg I love Christina’s stance if I don’t need to bend a part of these childish water drinkers lol

[@havoc35]

54:41 Such perfect timing for that. Fucking hilarious.

[@DaxyToTheMax]

Kristin is giving me HEAVY Candace Cameron vibes. I think I’m developing a Full House kink.

[@brandilee2958]

every time someone at work says right now, i have to say right now right now right now right now

[@leedaryl]

I love you my beautiful and handsome main mommies!! Sky punches to all my jeans out there 👖💕😘😘

[@esfitnesspro2455]

What's ironic is that all of Tom's fans get his humor, yet his own wife doesn't... and belittles him on a podcast that is viewed by hundreds of thousands of people. Bill Burr or Chris D'Delaleila wouldn't put up with that shit. Tom should be a charity, so we can donate to him for therapy.

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Eat the scrum tina, or rich thin Tim will get a dalmation to do it

[@emo3113]

How do you think Lauren Compton got her own podcast and set on the his network?

[@BlahBlah-rv4pt]

Love the show congrats on 4 HUNDOOOOO

[@andrewkupres4314]

Christina not competing in the water challenge is the lowest and loosest thing I've heard on this show. It shows she does not want to give up her hypothetical throne of being water champ. A true champ must defend his or her (zim or zer) crown. Previous to seeing this pomcast, I had not made up my mind who was the true water champ. Tom is willing to walk the gallant and put the title up for grabs, which is the meaning of a true champion, not just simply "feeling it" in his heart. #tomiswaterchamp

[@Gguy061]

I swear to god, I'm going to put stupid niche cryptic references into any videos I put up on the web, so I can smile gleefully as people drive themselves crazy trying to figure out where they came from

[@CaptFreedumb]

Christina is the Ip Man of water champions.