Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 419 w/ Greg Fitzsimmons

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Greg Fitzsimmons enters the mommy dome to find his machines within, talk about standup, do a dental update, and much more!

[@paullink9851]

Hey Tom, and Christina, really enjoy your podcast! I watch you two, Joe Rogan, and The Fighter and the Kid every week. It really helps with the loss of my wife, Dawn of 21 year's. What you all talk about reminds me I'm still human, and it's o.k. to laugh, again. Thank you - Paul Link

[@stumblena9058]

Sorry to hear about your wife, man. Hope you're doing OK.

[@paullink9851]

Lena Al-Hashemi thank you for the support. God has blessed us with 3 children; who are of great joy during this time.

[@joeg6242]

The kids are lucky to have you, someone who can laugh during some of the most trying times...good luck to all of you...

[@zandledbetter5598]

Paul Link Much love to you and your family Paul:) in the words of moose soup lady: You're doing good!!!

[@andrewm4942]

You're a good man Paul.

[@rowdythecat4696]

It's Grapefruit Simmons y'all!!!

[@mediumchocrate]

is Grapefruit Simmons funny

[@MVJ3]

Why grape fruit??

[@rowdythecat4696]

Maximino Jardin III research the story of why he's called Grapefruit Simmons. I know he's told it on Joe Rogan's podcast before, not sure which episode though

[@Chanlynxo]

Is he the headliner? 😂😂😂

[@briannajaide]

Greg is such a genuinely great person... I mean you can just sense it. All y'all had me feeling very outside of my "day to day commute grind" today. Main mommies for life.

[@twizzler123969]

damn greg is killin it with the podcasts

[@CD-ng7ur]

N***a

[@backinthedaze.5829]

Greg on Legion of Skanks was the shit! And him confusing black people on like every Rogan episode cracks me up every time

[@stefbruins7411]

Yeah he is such a good podcast guest

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Tom Papa , Bert and now Fitzdog?! 3 amazing guests in a 4 episode span ... I feel spoiled.

[@backinthedaze.5829]

Big Jay would be an amazing addition

[@lukew2194]

Excited to hear a podcast with Greg Fuckcinnamon, it has been almost a day since I heard one with him on.

[@JadeDude1973]

LOL I was just thinking that. JRE.

[@xcerberuz]

Lmao fuckcinnamon

[@spid3rmike117]

3 of the funniest people in one room. The only way it could get better is if Joey Diaz is there telling stories about shitting in peoples lawns.

[@VISIONBTS]

like a doctah

[@Jawsnake]

Watched this episode for like the fifth time before taking my ten benadryl and I have to say Greg is one of the best guests! His jeans are extra high and extra tight! He actually laughs and isn't weirded out by the mommies. Mass murderer makes me cool, cool as can be, much love no hate

[@mistermasterful3556]

lmao built to be fat, that was great from our boy Fitzsimmons

[@squidincsquid]

Joey Diaz, man is it painful to listen to him weaze his way through sentences.

[@Fisumestari]

The guy who yells "developmentally disabled" sounds like Joe Rogan, lmao.

[@FungusMossGnosis]

The phrase is developmentally disabled, and bread is bullshit. Do you even lift?

[@whatthe5954]

Greg Fitzsimmons is such a great podcast guest. His idea for releasing an album was brilliant, by the way. It could be digital, even and throw some change to both the creator and the mommies. I'd buy it for sure.

[@fograw5]

What The for sure, was thinking the same thing

[@AlexDurnhold]

Yeah I got a gun...terminator gun

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Greg gave the perfect description: "He's like if DJ Khaled was actually dumber".

[@michaelcole8999]

Best rapper I've heard in a decade. I wanted to attend The gathering Of The Jiggalos just to hang out like I'm in a zoo where the animals can talk, sing, and think they do both better than they actually can.

[@variaxi935]

T-16 T-16

[@mackdaddy716]

I was just at a family party and I here my 60 year old uncle say just glassin and I started to laugh so hard and went into the moose soup bit with him definitely something I'm gonna remember forever lol

[@RRich100]

It’s so sweet to keep a notebook of anecdotes and email your children photos/videos. I’ll definitely be doing the same; I’m a little disappointed I don’t have the same things to look back on.

[@BranceCrantly]

Great episode. Greg is quick as fuck. Loved watching him crack-up from hearing all of the inside jokes for the first time.

[@IvanIvanov]

Greg has such a dad laugh

[@786Dajamz]

Reminds me of Bill Burr's laugh. Can't help but laugh with him 🤣

[@JenManning371]

Mommy Tina waiting on the call about her pregnancy. Yeah I did the math

[@l.a.l1052]

I saw ol' Fitzdog do a show in 2 years ago in D.C. by far and away one of the best comedy shows I have ever seen. He's up there with Joey Coco Diaz.

[@redfishm]

You "guys" absolutely crushed this podcast, hands down my favorite one so far. Thank you for the great entertainment and many laughs today.

[@burnzatron3612]

Greg's face when Tom starts the toothbrush copy is priceless

[@oiitzME1266]

Fuck yeah one of my favorite comics , Grapefruit Simmons!

[@Steven_McCrae]

I fucking knew Greg would mention feet at some point ! haha 28min... Fitzy boy ya freak !!

[@football33ao]

Steven Mccrae I was waiting for it too lmao

[@derekddurbin]

That was an EXCELLENT podcast love these 3 comics

[@Garblegox]

Died at "If DJ Khalled was actually dumber"

[@haleyashwood6551]

I think the call Crystal is referring to is about baby jeans!

[@mistax2k]

35:11 look at that cute doggo just chillin' on the couch in the background!

[@aidanepply-schmidt1647]

My parents kept a notebook like Greg’s for my whole childhood. Can confirm it’s a great thing to do for your kids (and the whole family really).

[@aWiseMooseV2]

powerful Tom Segura weight loss

[@tyhardy9309]

P

[@pants7241]

oof... do NOT google what Bert looks like now. That pasta-hording polyphage is on his way to being the fattest man on Earth and is putting us in danger of falling out of orbit with the Sun. That Bert is so fat and in such poor health my daughter has cancelled our date night to his show that was supposed to be my Father's Day gift. All Bert had to do was to refrain from putting everything thing into his troublingly large head. But nope, Big baby Bert drank a million beers and had to go and put in his mouth everything he saw as he woddled by swinging his arms and knocking stuff over like a spinning two headed elephant flailing his massive trunks uncontrollably around and getting fatter and fatter with every chomp. Last time I heard he had ballooned up to over 500 pounds and is currently researching mobility scooters. thanks for ruining me and my daughter's big date night with your fat

[@DanielZeal]

People who listen to this podcast audio only are really missing out.

[@chrisp4138]

that metal machine within song sounded legit haha

[@chrispetela8644]

chris p lol so ur the reason I couldn’t use chris p 😂

[@funman1369]

Gotta put these songs up on the website or a central location for all the mommies to enjoy! Too many bangers! MACHINES WITHIN!

[@ataylor992]

36:49 you can catch Tom trying to be super smooth before he drops the sample xD so funny

[@infinite4035]

Machines within, machines within, machines within

[@shmooglecommentanalysisalg3232]

T16 T16 workn on my rap workn on my rap

[@dj_coldshower]

Joey Diaz for Episode #420 god bless

[@NedKnives]

I agree! Would be an excellent choice!!💯

[@Camelfacekamala]

You guys are doin good!

[@mjd1017]

I've got a bowl of moose soup My machines are within The mommies got the scoop Let the POMCAST begin!

[@zandledbetter5598]

Mike before you watch, get your passenger!!!! god dammit you're doing good

[@madgreek253]

Dont forget to Rub Rub Rub.

[@pants7241]

DUCT TAPE!

[@OccuBot2011]

my wife (and I) just had a baby. We're def doing a quote journal now. Thanks Fitzie!

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

FUCK! You guys are doing good.

[@AJPrieto444]

Buddha Marijuana lololol good one

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Over the last week Greg has become one of my favorite people

[@urbanmouseification]

You mommies are so damn funny, thanks you for all the free content. Stay awesome.

[@snoodballla9632]

fitzdog is getting to be one of my favs

[@SethDomenic]

Christina "Buck Naked" Pazsitzky

[@tomsmchole6766]

If only

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Christina "Campeón de Agua" Pazsitzky

[@belforio]

"sounds like a vibrator store." had me fucking laughing out loud in a quiet-ass office. XD

[@Michael-jr5ie]

The bringing back of guests in the last 6 months has been a great change up. All the shit stuff, crazy videos etc is great but getting stuff like those first 30 min of random podcast talk w. greg was great.

[@zandledbetter5598]

Tom "at least 10 Benadryl" Segura

[@AJPrieto444]

Zand Ledbetter then you smoke your weed

[@inappropriatern8060]

Wow. I thought I was alone.

[@corywilbanks5648]

Zand Ledbetter that joke is played out

[@zandledbetter5598]

Cory Wilbanks yes but you can make it original with the middle part ya fuck. I guarantee u nobody's said what I said exactly, so it's a different joke ya fuc. The name Cory is played out. That's a name fit for a baby piggy.

[@jaclynkolhoff4380]

Zand Ledbetter stop. This is a Rogen thing... everytime you use it elsewhere you ruin it more

[@Chooooseeeenone]

"THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC"

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

"Dam son, whered ya find this?"

[@AthanClark]

Benadryl guy isn't far off when he said there's tiny magnets holden them atoms togethr'

[@JadeDude1973]

This is awesome, Greg vibes really well with the whole jeans experience.

[@sd09gfh8sfgjmsf9yhkm]

My dad is a dentist and just retired after 30 years, he is super bored and im pretty sure i can get him to call in if you want.

[@invntiv]

Damn... Tommy Buns unapologetically rockin' the Burberry Polo like a pimp

[@rileyward1286]

Never heard of Greg before, definitely gonna check out his podcast after this!!

[@sneesus98]

Riley Ward you should listen too him on jre! He was annoying bat first but then I just listened properly and he started to grow on me he's nice and relaxed

[@brent4138]

You should watch his tons of stand up specials. He's hilarious. He used to host shows on Mtv when they still played videos

[@brent4138]

Stephen Nee He also hosts his own show on Howard 101 on Sirius on Monday nights

[@mybigcrack]

Machines Within remixes were high and tight as F this week

[@TheStompede4545]

That was my banjo dude! glad you liked it, blew my fuckin mind!

[@nicksilver_music]

A shift change while delivering a baby is so Fing funny to me lmfao

[@RevMatchGT]

So happy that Fitzy said 'pound sign'...nice to have someone from the corded phone era.

[@Dunwich93]

Machine washed jeans, machine washed jeans.

[@scrimmins7]

56:56 best part of the podcast

[@scottwood5957]

Hey Mommy, thanks Jeans! My jeans were thin my jeans were thin..

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

oh wow....life changer. So simple, yet so advanced.

[@chrispetela8644]

Within**

[@Tstorm731]

This is the best episode ever. Greg is the best.

[@Pretendship]

I FEEL SUCH SOLIDARITY MY FIRST TUG WAS A SPICE CHANNEL SLEEPING BAGS 11 YEAR OLDS HUMPING THE FLOOR TUG

[@suemick8709]

I swear when I had my first baby there was a janitor in the delivery room swabbing the decks. Didn't give a shit after 12 hours.

[@MillerJustinFS]

Mei Mei, is chinese for 'Younger Sister' it can also be slang for 'hot girl'.

[@harryrudd8626]

This was such a great episode.

[@brienirving7573]

greg hit the older, middle, and baby sibling roles on the head, exactly how my brothers and i were

[@CarsonPowers]

9:07 *"Jamie turns those..."* realizes he isn't on Rogan *"Probably... number... 2.."* no one notices *"there we go"*

[@mattfuller3172]

That dog is living the Dream!!!

[@BeRoyal37]

Fitzsimmons is the man

[@Djdjipe]

that audio clip timing around 39:00. goddamn genius tom.

[@Solargarlicc]

I feel like Greg Fitzsimmons is super slept on

[@shallowandpedantic2320]

Damn Tommy lookin good. Keepin it high and tight.

[@adammbrooks]

I'm stuck in a Rogan, Segura, Diaz vortex of podcasts

[@michaelmattice4986]

Christina "Machines Within Has Changed All Of Our Lives" Pazsitzky

[@AI-ternateEntertainment]

Tell Bert to shower he's playing roulette and could end up getting Intertrigo.

[@tomsmchole6766]

Machines with mommies

[@chrisFP16]

I could not stop laughing. Mass murder from the grravvvvee

[@marissahaide5555]

“That’s a solid five” hahaha

[@BaronOfHeid]

I went to high school with this kid from Africa (no clue how to spell his name) that was orphaned there and adopted by an American couple. When he was 5 he got shot, it went through his arm and out his chest, literally blew off his nipple. His stories were insane. Definitely one of the nicest people I've ever known except he HATED black Americans. Not sure why I shared this story but there ya go.

[@TheStompede4545]

Yall like my banjo bit? Machines Within all grass'd up

[@786Dajamz]

At 19:07. They talking about Louis C.K. right?

[@lordot305]

I just had a tooth pulled like a month ago and reliving this was awful D: it was fine and healed well but the pulling process was so scary

[@daveamschler]

Look at Tom in his fancy shirt drivin his fancy car.. lol..

[@blairjoseph6123]

I'm a lace man, myself

[@vapcdoc]

this podcast is so hilarious, really gives me something to laugh at while I do tech support all afternoon :(

[@obiuno7589]

Yall need to do this live

[@lg8678]

I'm obsessed with these Jeans.

[@MordeKa0s]

I'm begging you guys to let us be able to have the full versions of all the machine within submissions if the creators allow it. I would LOVE to have them as ringtones!

[@shmooglecommentanalysisalg3232]

BlackieChanX Google your mom's house fan songs, there is a playlist of pretty much every song features in the show on soundcloud.com

[@81Member]

"Burnt to be fat"

[@brent4138]

81Member Bert to be fat

[@tkcaapi2876]

*🎶The machines within 🎶* .... Greg : Sounds like the name of a vibrator store 😆👍😁

[@seifm6303]

1:33:34 plz guys gimme the song i cannot find it

[@joncortezz]

Certified Hood Classic

[@seifm6303]

Cmon guys gimme dis banger! I wanna fuck wit may may all day long at work!

[@dickwellington971]

Fitzdog laughs like emperor palpatine.

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

I must say, the last 4 or 5 episodes in particular have been FIIII----RREEE. Keep it up Mommies.

[@robertjackson6056]

The Juggalo guy looks like Alex Jones’s more successful younger brother

[@jamestussey5692]

As a one armed and overweight man, I have to say they are correct.

[@T.M.Warren-qp2gq]

Next level! Respect & salutations from Tottenham,London,Uk!

[@williamcutting5224]

I like it when they sit there and pretend their theme song isn't too long

[@jasonsmith9959]

Machines within, under my skin; machines within, bearing steel grin; Machines within... Machines within!!!

[@JohnJID999]

Hey really make it so easy to see their perspectives on issues love the good review on vacums patron shit maybe forget because of there’s No Bonus eps on here theres forget the episode exclusively for Apple Music bump those numbers up

[@DavidSmith-wr5sj]

Machines Within - Kyle. Best song 2017.

[@phiik]

Love you mommies!! Keep it high and tight ❤️❤️❤️

[@jorgepancho123]

I'd buy 17 "Built to be Fat" shirts

[@brent4138]

This is my favorite Palmcast if you know what I mean

[@nerdlinger77]

Joey Diaz for 420 mommies!

[@danielsmail8131]

Perfect trio!!!!