Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 521 w/ Jessica Kirson

[@mel9438]

Dear YMH, Please have Jessica Kirson on again as soon as possible. Thank you. Sincerely, at least 99% of your viewers

[@evanabbott2737]

YESSSS😁👍

[@raaamenoodleboop]

PLEASE

[@tamereenshort4866]

sooo funny

[@1stToBeHuman]

the hell is wrong with you

[@todd.howard]

cosigned

[@stevebob240]

Christina: "You have a very narrow emotional bandwidth." Tom: "Thank you."

[@Jon-yn4pq]

Loved that. I can relate to Tom on that level.

[@themonifier]

Right.

[@DarkquestDeathhunter]

Strange lines

[@Audiofatuation]

This guest couldn't be more perfect for the mommies.

[@azure5644]

Audiofatuation I physically fell down from laughing while I was listening to Jessica talk about the porn she likes.

[@1jsdjcf3jdvhfdsmcvbf]

@Justin Z I was at the gym dying on the floor while listening to this podcast and the porn part absolutely floored me!!

[@TheSlowPony77]

She's fucking hilarious

[@xavierjohnson4312]

She my favorite guest 👍😂

[@CarlosMontesBby]

Then let me introduce you to Johnny Pemberton 🤝💯

[@alienstewart5221]

Best guest ever. I demand she be on a standard schedule, every 5 or 6 episodes

[@kshinokevin]

giphy.com/gifs/season-3-the-simpsons-3x12-xT5LMGpINRTEnO0WKQ - season 3 smoking GIF; Selma and Patty Bouvier (Marge Simpson's sisters); one of the ladies in the video = Jessica's impression of the lady sounds like the 1 of the sisters...

[@headers12]

1:26:20 “I was molested in fat camp...but, I think I asked for it because my clothes were tight”. She is such a genius at comedy 😂😂

[@nightbeats5692]

Tom really tried not to laugh at that lol

[@taylorfausett177]

I lost it when she said that! 😂

[@tankrulez615]

Jessica is a very high and tight guest, she is like a badass female Dave attell

[@allydawes307]

Wow perfect description 👌

[@SinfulSeraph]

I got the same exact vibe!

[@fembots]

so true lol

[@pgorodiloff]

Female Dice Clay

[@-Carne-Asada-]

She reminded me of Tim Dillon

[@user-gl1ls1jx3h]

I wasn't prepared for how hilarious this guest is

[@gabrielaperez6552]

You should check her out on this week at the comedy cellar. She got into a you shut up match with a heckler and I died laughing.

[@lostmypicks]

Same tim

[@SlayerTomentor]

She really is one of the best to ever pic up a microphone 🎤

[@jeremiahquinn1353]

Absolutely

[@kelvarnsen1749]

No lie, funniest show in a long time.

[@samstanfield2634]

I've never laughed out loud at a ymh episode until this one. And several times.

[@fembots]

tommy was right lol

[@Nickpaflas]

Yup. No tik tok

[@Contopaxi]

Literal lols from me

[@GrahamSiggins]

I couldnt stop laughing at the Wong Song

[@infinite4035]

Jessica Kirson is hilarious, definitely gonna check out her special

[@Mike-hj7gg]

this is legit one of the best episodes ever..

[@wretchedslippage3255]

eVERYTHING kIRSON DOES IS THE BEST EVER

[@leviathantoobz]

*The guy laughing in the background is always a critical person on this podcast.*

[@evanabbott2737]

Absolutely, and we are 138🤔👍

[@leviathantoobz]

hell yes! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYDUh6ZjgJaYe9E

[@shadowspectrum]

Cough cool

[@nicholasmaher843]

The name is Josh Potter and he is a sex worker. Show some respect.

[@Cincystone]

I thought it was that Jew

[@mohnjayer]

Dammit, Jessica Kirson is absolutely hilarious

[@anthonymiller934]

She's amazing

[@StephenKyle91]

Throat fuck a sleeve of Oreos 😭😂

[@blainebickle1178]

she really is. writing jokes is one thing, but the way she can be this funny on the spot just talking and reacting to stuff. She has true talent that you don't see with all comics

[@MarkyMarkJ]

A True Blood

[@mihkelnoot8465]

Yup. Perfection!

[@s.g9736]

it’s work no rec. holy shit. It doesn’t even sound like anything else.

[@WallhacksYT]

I'm saying idk what tf is wrong with these mf ears .. then you got this fake GD talking about a car wreck? They needa let this shit go it's annoying now

[@markolveda5651]

s.g you clearly have descended from TikTokia and a veteran of the TikTarded army. This tactic of disinformation has failed and the Jean army will stay high and tight knowing that he said, “You BIG WORDS 👌🏿 👳🏿‍♂️ don’t work no REC.”

[@braedenfields9902]

It’s driving me nuts. Literally the top few comments of the initial video explained exactly what it meant. READ THE COMMENTS BLUEBAN

[@AmericanArgonaut]

s.g I know it’s hilarious they can’t figure that part out. It’s Rec., Like Recky, like recreation! As in putting in work! Like fucking soMe one up

[@kevinl3254]

SU WHOOP

[@HeyYaKnow]

Jessica is comedy gold, it's a crime how underrated she is

[@brentonwithers4508]

Jessica needs to be on in a regular rotation, mommies.

[@bradleyarmstrong68]

"That's the way you do it at Falcon CarWash" is the quote of the century and I would like to wear proudly across my chest in the form of a shirt

[@Az_sports_stooge]

Dude I laughed for like 3 minutes after that.

[@toebiwankonobijuciysmooyay3400]

Does anyone know who the guy is or where I can see more of his insanity

[@stevebob240]

That Big Word button is going to be getting a lot of mileage.

[@davidpowers746]

It's a nice variation on the classic joke of a white guy hiring a black guy to say big words whenever he needs him to.

[@tommym7321]

"I have issues with my mother, so I like it when a woman looks like she's gonna die"

[@randomshrub3792]

I read your comment when I started the video.. thought it'd be Tom.. just died laughing when I finally got to it.

[@nickharmer9722]

James Schwab That’s more of a Christina thing

[@amysuuueev1685]

So relatable. 🤣

[@xramova]

“i have 4 daughters”

[@AndrewFunnyMan]

I immediately subscribed to her youtube

[@tabascoknights]

“Maybe he has cancer” “That would be the best news”

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

One of the best episodes. Jessica was born to do comedy and to be a guest on this show, she's great.

[@fahq755]

t bunz wasn't kidding when he said this is going to be one of the best episodes

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

Hands down one of the best episodes I've seen lately. RPC and uncle terry should collaborate!

[@TheWalkingDavid]

It’s so clearly “work no rec” that I’m wanting to punch my phone lol

[@mr1rottenapple]

Yea man so stupid. He’s basically saying he works a trap house, and for you whites he works a drug op.

[@jordanpolovinaofficial]

That's what I hear

[@qkhan69]

@@HerkNewz69 agreed 🤣

[@joshoa90210]

You big words don’t Warrant no rec. you don’t deserve recognition. He’s complaining about people calling him a false blood. He’s saying they don’t deserve attention because they’re wrong.

[@bingbongthegong]

Its "WORK NO REC" - "working" is hustling and "rec" is the recreation yard at a prison. He's saying he was hustlin/dealing on the prison yard and the people calling him out for being a false blood haven't worked the rec yard like he has done.

[@GrahamSiggins]

That “wong” song intro was the best ever

[@arron6867]

Josh potters into finally has some competition

[@Jawsnake]

Alright story time

[@wtfpwnz0red]

I love how much Christina loves Tom, and how apparently uncomfortable that makes him lmao

[@flippityfloop5957]

Jessica needs to be a guest on where my moms at. Her & Tina m have mad chemistry lol.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

Shirt should say "soup whoop" with a graphic of a bowl of moose soup....

[@andreaamaj]

Omg that’s hilarious 😂

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

Fedsmoker is like a real life South Park character.

[@ryllo2886]

Cartman in the Trapper Keeper future

[@kevinmichie1930]

Usually don't re-watch, but my God this episode is gold.

[@michaeltonikov]

BABA GANOUSH

[@Music_head689]

Same. But is Tom trolling her with the lady talking about sex. Like he reminds him of Jessica?

[@chubbybehem0th]

How have I lived all this time without Jessica Kirson in my life? I love her, she's amazing.

[@Kings_Crossing]

"Work no rec" Short for Recreational. As in you bigwords dont work in the recreational yard while in prison. Suwu.

[@nickverbus1494]

Yeeeeees!!

[@watchesandcaps2566]

Yeah I'm surprised they haven't figured out it's a prison term

[@WallhacksYT]

I think they just playing stupid now

[@koanikal]

Yeah, it's an actual phrase in prison. Doesn't just refer to working it in the rec yard either.

[@nicelydone4846]

I thought it was prison slang. I asked someone I know that went to prison and that's exactly what they said it means! They were curious where I'd heard it and wanted to know lol

[@truaxegaming4653]

holy shit I'm crying laughing in my office listening to Jessica jesus christ I'm gonna have to finish this at home

[@crashcroft3761]

I ran to the bathroom trying to contain my laughter when she talked about fat camp. Love Jessica! 😂

[@nicholasmaher843]

These made up comments emphasizing funny moments never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MyNameiisMudd]

@@nicholasmaher843 I had to pull over on the freeway to wipe my ass I was laughing so hard I started to shit my self, police officer pulled up behind me asked what was going on and accused me of being intoxicated then I let him hear the podcast and he had to run back to his squad car to grab napkins because he started laughing so hard he too shit himself and let me off with a warning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danieloakes6859]

I almost puked laughing at "Are you juid flender?". I need that to be a shirt

[@earthlyng_official4599]

Daniel Oakes I can help you make that happen lol

[@marieelisa1]

*Jewyd

[@shamsqasr6173]

@@marieelisa1 No, that's what Jessica said later. Tom actually mixed the words up 🤣

[@Om3194]

Holy shit Jessica is so funny. Her voices had me dying. Can’t wait for her special

[@kshinokevin]

"I wanna watch her funeral. My vibrator. I have cts (carpal tunnel syndrome)."

[@MultiY4]

I was eating when Jessica said "I like to choke on food" and I almost choked on my food. This woman is hilarious.

[@mrgreen3002]

I almost passed out when Tom read the name of RPC's video.

[@nothingtodo183]

I was rollin

[@evanabbott2737]

So fucking funny....😂

[@axxionjaxxn1369]

Hahaha talking about Josh's condition: "we should probably have him looked at." Like a stray dog they've adopted😂

[@marianavasquez2128]

I have never heard about Jessica Kirson... I have been missing out big time

[@lowsigh9945]

I suggest watching the "Something's Burning" episode with her and Mark Normand if you're looking for some more podcasts with her.

[@marianavasquez2128]

Low Sigh thanks for the recommendation! I am actually going to watch it now.

[@ashleysartattack5600]

I hadn’t heard of Jessica before this, but she’s fucking hilarious. I listen to the podcast while I’m working and it definitely helped me get through the day easier and helped with my commute home. 😁

[@sophianardozzi1331]

"I'm your favorite. She's here too." Dying the first 4 minutes in, this is gunna be a good one 😂😂

[@jackbertwistle3666]

I haven't cry-laughed in the longest time Jessica Kirson has gained a fan today... holy fuck, soon whoo!!

[@dremmerd]

Jessica needs to come back, she was amazing. The show was so smooth and entertaining.

[@Bakkerr08]

Work no rec. He's calling out his opposing gang fellows for not working or volunteering at the local rec center like a good person.

[@erdnasiul87]

Sure...

[@Nswix]

Give back to those less fortunate, niggas

[@sancocho28]

I've been waiting for the mommies to make this joke and still nothing

[@JayseabeeSTL]

Love it

[@wtfpwnz0red]

Got to give back to the community

[@jimbo6267]

She’s instantly one of my favorite guests

[@LikeWhatever]

Jessica opened for Gilbert Gottfried and Mitch Hedberg about 15 years ago - one of the best comedy shows I've ever seen.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

My jeans are so high and tight, I can barely breathe. LET'S GO

[@manoro420]

Sometimes I'm truly worried Tom's going to get shot by some gang member

[@BurnoutBushido]

For real though lol, especially in posible crip territorio

[@michaelmelro6641]

@@BurnoutBushido Why? He is openly mocking a man who is claiming to be a blood. Unless every crip is just the biggest R-word in the world, they should get that.

[@BurnoutBushido]

@@michaelmelro6641 you obviously have not been out and talked to people in that World. If someone wants to take tom out they would just to say they did it, people get shit for wearing the wrong colores for fucks sake mane

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

*BIKES*

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Facts. That would be quite a way to go. "Thousands of mommies were murdered last night after uttering a blood battle cry last night in Los Angeles"

[@Mittenrayy]

for God sakes its "WORK NO REC" as in take care of business on the REC yard (recreation) yard in prison

[@chrispenney4646]

Uwu

[@nonamesinenomine]

Want no rec

[@dangflo]

They must know by now and are just trolling

[@KKOKAJ]

We need her and joy Diaz together !

[@kshinokevin]

Uncle Joey "Coco" Diaz and Jessica Kirson = I would be dying of laughter; Holy Sheet. OMG !

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Tom and Christina: We hate The Office because it’s a weak sitcom. Also Tom and Christina: We love 90 Day Fiancé.

[@eddieeeeeee69]

False Bloods

[@JohnDoe-zq1ho]

Well 90 Day Golddigger isn't a sitcome, and they're well aware of how fake it is, but also it contains some absolutely hilarious stars. Like just imagine the people that actually agree to be put on that show in the first place. Those types of people meet all the criteria for a YMH feature.

[@AssClappicus]

they ironically like it. sorry that your favorite comedians dont think your favorite shows are funny.

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Senk Yoghurt and I’m sorry you are an idiot. It’s all good.

[@jewsco]

most comedians hate a lot of comedies because they nit pick it but love stupid shit like 90 day fiancé.

[@rylinmurphy2538]

Clown Face guy should work in a call center. They hire everyone.

[@DaChoopaKabra]

Im a recovering addict and i work in a call center lol

[@brysonrodriguez1904]

That's funny because AI is going to replace that line of work soon

[@austinarnold3011]

Rylin Murphy he could also work as some type of mascot

[@Donkeykongington]

@@austinarnold3011 the friendly neighborhood juggalo? Sure. Why not.

[@austinarnold3011]

Puddit Enya he could also try doing some stunt work as well

[@MiPolska-em3ty]

The name of the lesbian women in the video is Roberta Paula Champaign

[@Publiksquare]

Damn it, this woman is absolutely hilarious. Thank you mommies for introducing me to her. One of my all time favorite YMH guests, the chemistry was on fire! Please have her back!

[@jimfumblesglass2923]

I was in public watching this podcast, I must honestly say my uproar was not contained well. Best episode and guest I've seen yet.

[@theoccasionalmoonlight4050]

I love when the mommies genuinely love a guest. They're so much more engaged, and it makes for a noticeably better, more interesting show.

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

The Occasional Moonlight Steve-O

[@HollieForrest]

Wow this guest is amazing, I hope she does on where my mom's at next!

[@kshinokevin]

"That's a Woman ?" - Jessica Kirson

[@TheStealthyPyro]

It’s “you big words don’t work no rec” it’s a prison thing. Soowoo

[@kurtstergar1042]

No, Suwu!

[@benjipesci5197]

@@kurtstergar1042 soowoo

[@Audiofatuation]

Tom: *in tears* He's such a psycho!

[@IrishGary1]

Christina saying "I wear red!!" In a tik toked way for the gang member literally had me weeping with laughter

[@joshfordmusic]

I can't get enough of the guys laughing in the back, their howling kills me every time

[@roryalexanderm]

That Robert Paul Champagne clip sounded like Ethan hahaha

[@davevmay]

Jessica Kirson is a killer. I'm a new fan for sure.

[@zillionx]

I discovered her on Something Burning. Funniest episode

[@j.h.7266]

He says “work no rec” 100%

[@yuherdmay]

Thank you...so frustrating

[@mightynathaniel5355]

you are completely wrong. But its a common mistake.

[@mollymartin9274]

This has been my favorite episode so far. I actually had tears streaming down my face from laughing so damn hard.

[@dominickscarcella9074]

"Ta Ta There Tik-Tok" - shirt idea?

[@death2boredom338]

And Shit Two's! Instead of you know.

[@Ben-gt5px]

I could never wear that ima be honest

[@ECHO2O2P]

Better yet.." Ta Ta There Tik-Tard"

[@sethnoel3670]

It's a shirt now actually

[@CormacMusic]

wong song is a BANGER JEANS!!!

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

Thank you!

[@arthurd6495]

@@beatsbymanolo1584 It's great, dude!

[@omegamusic]

She’s literally the perfect guest. Loved it! 😂

[@StephenKyle91]

We’re gonna need a whole docu-series about that mad max tooth guy

[@steveyoung2877]

StephenKyle91 I really want the link to that video

[@derris3989]

fedsmoker is a legend

[@johnathonklinedinst5889]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXa8doNoftOSg6M Here you go.

[@komrick4248]

I cried when Tom read out the title of that RPC clip

[@JoeSkutnik]

Truly a world-class guest. Thanks for introducing me.

[@hom-sha-bom]

"Are you jewid flender?" - Tom Segura 2019

[@cort4231]

Was that a mini stroke?

[@DillHurley7]

2:07:47

[@shamsqasr6173]

Juid*

[@amberstark5596]

Elevator story was much better with Christina's inserts

[@vince2074]

Imagine if Jessica and uncle Joey had a baby

[@shadowfighter1234567]

It's so cool when guests genuinely laugh along to the hosts' jokes and don't make it all about themselves

[@zackknight1117]

This episode blew by. Jessica fits YMH like a glove. Wish it was longer

[@LargeFarva125]

intro song should be called "Luck of the Draw"

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

haha

[@experssion123]

I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE

[@Tapndatass]

Do you know how to find the clip of the guy saying that? lmao

[@experssion123]

@@Tapndatass no I've never been able to find it

[@hxcoug]

Ty Daniel instagram.com/p/BqAMfj-lcSp/?igshid=1j0r983sqqddj I got you, fam.

[@DRlFTIN]

when Tom played the n-word drop when reading the note I laughed so hard I spit my lemonade all over my computer screen

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

No you didnt

[@DRlFTIN]

Orlando Trustfull okay no i didn’t

[@AlexHerlan]

@@DRlFTIN y u lie tho :(?

[@rhinoakee]

This big word don't spit no lem

[@flyingstump2938]

I need Jessica and Tim Dillon to go on tour together, or just have a kid.

[@CopperEyeFilms]

We should all be surprised at Tim Dillon having a child with a woman. Yet somehow it would be considered comedy gold for him

[@jasminemason1174]

Have you seen her on his show? He was wheezing and unable to breath the whole time laughing xD

[@Pokk-o7d]

1:57:34 “they had wonderful Rugelach” I’m done 🤣🤣🤣

[@josephworkman9628]

I would have liked it better if Bert was saying big words

[@ClimptonDiddlehopper]

But Bert says those words ALL the time so it's like him saying Hello

[@ClimptonDiddlehopper]

Just in a really fat muffled vocal cord kinda way....

[@MrJvcksxn]

Lol he dropped a big word on an older episode too. Surprised Todd never grabbed that audio.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Tom's r-worded Make A Wish tour of the Nebraska football facility is so wholesome and pure.

[@morganb4880]

“I’m your favorite, she’s here too.” -Tom Segura 2019

[@m92quad55]

"WORK NO REC" Don't understand how this is confusing

[@cdandrade92]

typical tom always saying shit just to fuck with us.

[@ojsimpson9278]

WANT NO REC

[@candicehall5764]

I just came across Jessica Kirson a few days ago… It has been decades since a comedian has made me laugh from the soul… I mean a a GOOD GUT BUSTING LAUGH… Like watching the first and second seasons of Chappelle Show for the first time type of laugh… I love her already… I can’t wait to see her live… She’s great!! ❤❤❤

[@tybalon1617]

The Enny drop had my crying I was laughing so hard

[@Atomrofl42]

Jessica was one of the best guests ever 😂

[@jesse7157]

It is 100% work no rec. Rec being recreational yard in jail. Not working rec means you dont want the smoke or you dont want to fight

[@nonamesinenomine]

Its want no rec not work

[@jesse7157]

@@nonamesinenomine it's not want

[@editthemadparts1913]

“Baba ganoush”. I can’t stop hearing that now.

[@checkedthread274]

What a great episode. I could listen to these guys ramble on all day.

[@kevinweitz3414]

Nebraska is the absolute deepest pit of hell. Tom’s Louisiana joke needs a revision

[@PerryNeium]

I was so sad when this podcast ended. One of my favorites!

[@nikolaschase9307]

Tom:"why are you ruining this?!" I find myself screaming this at christine sometimes too..

[@jeslyneva]

Nikolas Chase her interrupting him during that bit actually made me howl with laughter when I was listening to the podcast

[@wvnder]

Just watch something else if you hate her so much?

[@nikolaschase9307]

@@wvnder that's funny, I dont see the word "hate" anywhere in my first comment..

[@Toddis]

KZbin subtitles says "work no rec"

[@firstclass7562]

My god I’m getting stares from crying of laughter at work. This is sooo golden I can’t wait to listen to it again.

[@Luis-bz4go]

Al pastor tacos are the best food on the planet. Tom was going off on how good Salmon and grapefruit tasted right before sh***ing on pineapple with meat. Pineapple on a burger, pineapple on pizza, pineapple on tacos!

[@the_comedycritic6066]

Luis Rodriguez sweet and salty is a classic food combo.

[@flabbergast270]

That 70s show is very underrated comedically in my opinion

[@Tapndatass]

Iconic

[@SL-fx5fm]

"I think I was asking for it because my clothes were too tight" 😂😭

[@maceroee]

Lmao. I came back to see her on YMH. I have been seeing Jessica everywhere this week. I have never seen Tim & Tina laugh so hard and to my surprise they found Fed smoker!!!

[@jeffjones5591]

Michael Scott as a character is a once in a lifetime character and if you cannot see that, then you are Stevie Wonder.