Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 566

[@christophercharles2692]

Tom's explanation for why he enjoys observing abnormal behavior brings his friendship with Bert full circle.

[@donkeykong5384]

hahaha good point

[@Awesometrousers]

I was thinking the exact same thing. You beat me to it

[@keegvn6892]

This needs all the likes.

[@corallaroc4449]

this all makes sense now!

[@amykinssss5877]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

[@ps2ps2guy]

Can we get a clean take of "Hey Buddy" as a downloadable mp3 for my text-message notification?

[@MrBlackLenses]

We need to make sure the mommies see this, a Hey Buddy text notif would be awesome

[@kasparbhauser9707]

Omg yes please!!

[@mastahypersnyper1113]

Best idea ever!!!! super underrated comment

[@CrimsonTusk]

I would love this

[@cookiemonster6816]

M$$$ Right here!

[@f0x845]

The tone shift of Top Dawg from “hello?” to “heya buddy” is quicker than my four strokes

[@timstradley5819]

Underrated comment

[@DanielDanger420]

Yeah, I made a 4 strokes comment, too.

[@Nobodyevencares27]

J. Mascis why don’t you just puke and cry then? You feel the pain of everyone, don’t you? You’re one of my heroes

[@damieltanon5243]

Well said. I second that.

[@eduardovega1326]

...in just four strokes

[@severalwhitespaces]

Top Dog chuckling as he's grossing out Tom is beautifully telling.

[@chillinwithvillain1081]

I love the smile Tom gets when top dog says “hey buddy” it’s the best.

[@MilesTippett]

This show is the only thing that brings me joy anymore.

[@cepobr]

have you tried meth yet

[@mattenten]

4 strokes dawg

[@Nineball891]

I relapsed after a year due to lack of content

[@josephvega3763]

Seriously me too!!!

[@benb3958]

We need to send Robert Paul Champagne to hedonism 2 and let him roam free.

[@daveismoseley]

His natural environment! The Gollum vibe ain’t really working for him.

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Lookinfoursumhawdcourguys

[@tribeofdale]

Tom and Christina, please set up a crowdfunding campaign to send RCP to Hedonism, great idea Ben!

[@lazc.2034]

Release RPC from captivity. Try it out man!

[@DrankenDune]

Fuck I’ll go, more than willing to video for the mommies.

[@cj372fk59]

Christina in front of Cesar: "I hate when people talk to their dogs like babies" Also Christina: 54:22

[@christinasailorluna7323]

I like the other Christina, but she's a huge contradiction lol.

[@stever1693]

It really threw me off. She became a whole other person for like 5 seconds.

[@kennethrobertson1733]

She constantly changes her opinion based on who she's talking to. She seems to crave the acceptance of those around her and doesn't really have any firm opinions of her own, probably because she grew up with 2 narcissistic parents.

[@christinasailorluna7323]

Kenneth Robertson Who’s the real Christina then? 🤔

[@Em91s]

@@christinasailorluna7323 The one around Tom, because she spends most of her time around him.

[@justinchandler1227]

When I hear "Hey buddy!" I turn into a telescope...

[@haymaker710]

Aye yay yay

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

That’s the funniest euphemism for an erection I’ve ever heard

[@Gunnafandom]

good risin'

[@somedude414]

Top dog's pure elation when the call comes through really brightens my day

[@TotoRoto20]

@@haymaker710 0

[@manicjsvision444]

The day Christina breaks out those big sloppy purples....is literally gonna break the internet 😂

[@shitisbigtime]

I’m still waiting on them mommy tina sloppers

[@maxrabkin]

Everyone watching this grins as big as Christina when Top Dog chimes in with "Hey Buddy!"

[@gabemclaughlin4171]

I live for the hey buddy

[@1Dann123]

It never fails...

[@leathercoatguy]

They should turn it into a ringtone and monetize that shit.

[@kevinyount1653]

It's awesome...it's always how I greet my son as well

[@kerryrrek]

I have altered my standard greeting of 'Hey man, what's up?' to emulate Top Dog.

[@thehumantoeRD]

Im thinking Tim actually killed the bike guy and is texting himself for the alibi... and for the sexual thrill....

[@tobyscustoms4813]

Who’s Tim

[@thehumantoeRD]

@@tobyscustoms4813 The guy who does the show. Tim and Kristen... duh...

[@tobyscustoms4813]

the_human_toe silly me I always thought his name was Tom Oh I’m right it is Tom..... duh

[@thehumantoeRD]

@@tobyscustoms4813 No... that doesnt sound right. Pretty sure its Tim... Honestly, its a little disrespectful calling Tim by a different name.

[@rayn_0ff]

@@thehumantoeRD sometimes I call him Todd, but Tim is more accurate

[@doug2133]

Is it not obvious that your 5 new dogs need to be named Julia, Conald, Mark, Tommy, and Norman?

[@bendejo8]

This deserves top comment. You are right and frankly I'm a little disappointed that they didn't think of that 😂

[@mortomusic8072]

Robert not Mark. RPC gang

[@rawbmar1166]

One of those needs to be Robert Paul.

[@mortomusic8072]

@Kristie C that's some high and tight logic. Good point

[@ccap3211]

What’s “Ed asners” real name?

[@MrTheSmurf]

Hearing top dog just makes me smile. He's both so wholesome and not at the same time haha

[@Chris-bc4hb]

I've seen Stephen Hawking Google faster than Nadav so the wheelchair might be beneficial

[@TheKomodian]

You guys should see if Pornhub might want to get into legitimate shows and have them host your uncensored content. Imagine you starting the truly uncensored podcast movement.

[@mr.christopher6000]

Fucking excellent idea.

[@zuhgzuhg]

Low key, actually a genius idea.

[@alexandersupertramp6793]

Agreed. This^ x1000

[@Guerrillablackdog]

Yeah this is actually a cool idea.

[@asseatinggoblin9061]

Lowkey awesome idea

[@Ryan-re7oj]

Send RPC to Hedonism as a YMH correspondent!! Don’t be stingy!!

[@jenney17]

This is genius.

[@michaelpotter3627]

BRILLIANT!!

[@MeticulousTechTV]

This pod is quickly turning into "America's Funniest Home Snuff Videos"

[@TheSamdroidOnline]

I love when they talk to Top Dog.

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

This show has consistently been the one show I've regretted watching the most while eating. Idk why I keep forgetting to not watch while eating.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

LeeAnn’s “personal trainer” is NOT to be trusted

[@paulcarmi8130]

This ain't a joke FR

[@therealcheese4455]

You commented pretty much the same thing on the last 2 bears episode

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

TheRealCheese44 my thoughts on the matter haven’t changed.

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@therealcheese4455 it's almost as if you think people will remember something the first time?

[@SwampRobin]

But Leann is trustworthy, that’s the important bit.

[@LuckyLuch1]

These live shows are basically Only Fans for YMH.

[@rworded]

Patreon

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

and they will only get better...

[@ckbd19]

Are they a premium member thing? Been wondering wtf live shows they've been talking about as I've yet to see one haha

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@ckbd19 they did it through a different service not KZbin, they sold tickets like 10 or 12 bucks to watch it live. I didnt see it but might catch the next one.

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

@@ckbd19 no they promote a " Live" event, they sell tickets with a link to the provider: Ie live events.. click the link and buy a ticket... PS the Pussy punching was a little much, just saying...

[@chestrockwell4640]

The bike guy went to the drug dealer school of “be there in 30 minutes”

[@666stereogod]

Kristie C you are lucky then lmao

[@ShadySKWASHA]

@Kristie C you aint done the drug drugs then lol, those fools take their damn time

[@dozerdlx4183]

LMFAO awesome!!

[@Fuckfacemcgillycutty90]

@@ShadySKWASHA for real... my friends say I'm on drug dealer time and I dont even dabble in the art of selling drugs. If I say I'll be there soon that means 2 hours, 10 mins means at least 45 to 1 hour and if I say I'll be there in 2 mins then that actually means I'm right down the road and it will in fact be 2 mins. My friends leave without me all the time...

[@DoodlesHD719]

Where I'm from they call it CPT. Which, racistly, stands for Colored People Time. Still funny though.

[@artvandelay1499]

I was starting to get the shakes, and felt like my nut was backed up. Then I refreshed KZbin and was immediately cured. It’s like YMH follows proto and isn’t stingy.

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

How big was the wad?

[@artvandelay1499]

Se7enDsinS Gaming Imagine a fish net big enough for a great white. My great white.

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@artvandelay1499 try it out

[@rowdythecat4696]

Nadav has been on time the past few weeks and uploading the episodes right at 3:00 P.M. est

[@alexe4264]

Should have smoked some meth, assuming you have no neuropathy issues 4 strokes guaranteed

[@Spookybetts]

Petition to name it “Dickolas Cage”

[@crankubus385]

Seconding this.

[@chris42028]

Sweating like a black man over here waiting for new YMH

[@goldenstatekilla4915]

Dam your racists # black lives don't matter to white people brown pride black power unity

[@hektordelarge1364]

It's a joke dude....from the podcast..... No insult intended.

[@goldenstatekilla4915]

@@hektordelarge1364 mines a joke to not all white people are racist I know that stay blessed

[@sarasmith9538]

Golden State Killa what language is this?

[@RachelleKates]

Whenever my Grandpa would let a fart slip out he’d always say “Op! Stepped on a duck!” And then he’d giggle, or he’d blame our border collie, Oreo. Oreo loved him so much, and was so loyal to him... He had no idea of the betrayal! His tail would just wag in excitement he was talking to him! Even if he thought no one was around Grandpa would still giggle at his own farts. Man... I miss them both so much. Ugh... Aw! Your farting in public stories got me all misty eyed!

[@zachwalter2650]

I told my daughter they're ducks around ...now every time she rips one she says...dad, it's those damn ducks again. My dad used to call them spider barks.

[@MegadethTillDeth]

This made me remember my Grandfather. He would call them "Fuckin' Florida barking spiders" haha. The best of times.

[@bradmckay8274]

I got interviewed near my work by the local news about the COVID. The only response I could think of..."We are doing what we can, keeping our jeans high and tight." Hope it goes to TV!

[@bradmckay8274]

It was so unexpected I only thought of my jeans and other very offensive things I couldn't say. Following proto would have been a great line!

[@cheryljohnson7838]

"I'm sure there was a ferris wheel". LMFAO. Could listen to Top Dog stories all day.

[@MrSoloDolo1989]

For sure! I've always loved top dog. I'm glad he's gonna get a solo spot next live episode.

[@vansdan.]

I read this right as he was saying it lol

[@charliewayne220]

The best part is as the dad is being dragged out of the store there’s a sign above him that says “So Good to See you!”

[@joshuaapplebaum2691]

Found out my dog has cancer today, but this pomcast kept my day high and tight thanks mommies

[@kylerashby1997]

I’m surprised Brent doesn’t live with his mom.

[@DNYGdj]

His wife is older than him. Some people would consider that living with your mom

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Leanne has said she's living with her three children, if my memory serves me correctly. No wonder Bert ain't getting any blowies!

[@joescarborough8434]

@@Hjaelteomslag pool showers, doesnt brush his teeth and wipes side to side with his hand. Cant blame her.

[@allisonalbert6320]

Oh he does he does and that's just support for Leanne , love her more its weird 😇😁 not really ❤

[@Mark_Bayer]

Burp grizzler is the proper pronunciation

[@nayru33]

I love Nadav’s energy - so chill when he’s chatting, but that infectious laugh just gets me every 👏 single 👏 time 👏

[@mikew2893]

COME ON MARK! DONT BE STINGY!"

[@zachclemens9329]

Woooooooo!

[@isaaccutlip5815]

That's where it spits

[@arthurd6495]

this podcast is just about the only thing i look forward to these days

[@arthurd6495]

@G • Star The good thing about covid, at least in chicago, is that cops probably wouldn't care about that. I'd 'try it out'.

[@steelers9799]

Saw this episode post and I thought “ohhh it’s gun’ be good”

[@SharpThinkingKnives]

I thought the same thing about episode 556 lol

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

I saw it post and thought..'gun'

[@chrism45]

If you make this reference in 2 months no one will get it.

[@renevillagomez6171]

@@chrism45 I

[@steelers9799]

Chris M Wrong - Ed Asner aka Leo’s legacy will live on

[@coryb3795]

I NEEDED this podcast this week - it delivered as usual. Thanks mommies!

[@katsmith9709]

It’s captain marcelle here. I need backup and remember take your oovers

[@beegwan1893]

Did you ever manage to go down the mountain and save your sister?

[@ViciousTwistX]

Capt. Marcelle. bye, I'm on my way to help you. ok, bye bye

[@xaviercook7996]

Don do it iss bahhd

[@aardeng]

Hey ladiesss mann!

[@howardlloyd9183]

I got a d.u.i. Baby!!!!!

[@rb188]

This is my favorite show ever. Yall along with Joe, Bert and kill Tony cute depression. THANK YOU ❤️

[@zacheryp813]

Was having a horrible day, but the kid carrying his dad away like you do to a toddler made me laugh

[@justinstaples3702]

Grew up on stern, but I’m a mommy now! This is next gen. High and tight! Thank you guys

[@BigHogLog]

Todd is drinking coffee from a straw if anyone is still on the fence about him being a serial killer

[@cjlman77]

Potter vs. Kreischer Who can pronounce more words incorrectly?

[@LpJunior537]

that would be a nightmeer to listen to. really elementerry

[@CNovak-eg7ck]

YMH, the only company in 2020 to be censored for reasons unrelated to politics or misinformation. I love innovation.

[@lkorzechowski]

when Tom started talking about how his first homicide felt like...

[@jewfrogabe19]

Always chasing that first high.

[@shermangraves6715]

It’s time to go down to the mountain, Bertus has taken hostage an entire animal shelter. He’s being stingy and I need backup. Captain Marcel out.

[@rickymunoz881]

56:00 this dude stealing the tire has the same reasoning process as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

[@danielbruce9847]

Been waiting for this ep since this morning, Julia!

[@andrewtruex]

Top Dog seems like the best dad. It makes sense why Tommy is such a great dude

[@Jake_IBS]

I really enjoy bumpin with Todd and Christine on every intro.

[@tacoblender]

That crying sound clip for Josh is hilarious

[@dizzlepup8895]

Tim's air guitar suggests he was recently milked and was not stingy.

[@k.i.n.gpeazy5824]

The clip where the guy jumps from the bridge into the boat is hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@davidcosper8055]

During the opening clip when the son picks the dad up , the dad actually let's a fart out. Really adds the clip

[@dserp]

they need to address this.

[@RD-qb7sd]

I missed that, good listening!

[@bdaddyjames011976]

The mommies will have to make an onlyfans account to do their live shows.

[@tattootommy]

Seeing that guy pull out that booger makes me throw up every time

[@str8cash113]

Yeah by far the worst thing I've seen on here

[@Wayzor_]

It may actually be worse than the guy in the septic-tank.

[@str8cash113]

@@Wayzor_ yeah that one was bad but after a few times watching it was okay. This will forever haunt me. Lol

[@ricker76er]

I swear that’s raw bacon

[@gianni_descalzo]

Was that really just a booger?

[@loperastudios]

This podcast has made my quarantine so much better

[@jacobhill3125]

Anyone who dislikes Your Moms House are completely tik toked.

[@kyleglennon5336]

Tok’d, locked, and ready to rock

[@cybertree]

Ed Asner is now my ringtone. *THAT'S WHERE IT SPITS!*

[@deadlymellow862]

When’s Tom gonna shave his beard and go to the handle bar stache (like mr. slave from South Park)

[@joelhahn1020]

The live show was amazing. Seeing Charro blitzed was great. Had to turn my head away from the screen a few times. Good times. Thanks Todd and Trish, I can't wait for the next one.

[@Tylermccancecomedy]

Cristina P is no joke, the hottest podcast wife... and I watch Tigerbelly.

[@Tylermccancecomedy]

@@sendit1924 I don't think that.

[@carsonottocullen1542]

Khalyla is definitely more attractive in my opinion, but I do really like push, and think she’s attractive in a lot of different ways... also Bobby isn’t married to Khalyla.

[@Flynn94]

1:23:00 Bert cornering Tom and being like “watch me cum” is literally the funniest shit I can imagine

[@jasminek.6980]

I really did not appreciate the man birthing a mouse from his nose.

[@skyarcher04]

That is single handedly the grossest description I've ever seen

[@derris3989]

i was waiting for him to eat it

[@DrankenDune]

derris holy fuck dude I thought pulling it out was bad

[@lotion251]

I was waiting for him to eat it bro. So nasty

[@elegantcommonsense]

Was eating when I saw that.. no longer do I have an appetite..

[@kwon7754]

Gotta get my weekly dose of the mommies in this pandemic

[@slinkyguitaryt]

If you listen to the opening clip carefully you can hear the dad fart after getting picked up.. wish I was making that up

[@ViciousTwistX]

timestamp?

[@slinkyguitaryt]

@@ViciousTwistX 15:34. The instant before Tom says "picking up his dad off the ground". It's easier to hear on the original video without the commentary

[@cassiefromhell]

Tommy Buns with the “we are too dangerous for the web” had me crying.💰 😂💰

[@Sally.Anne.]

He's from Melbourne, were in the strictest lockdown in Australia till mid September. That was embarrassing.

[@707romo707]

I genuinely love how Top Dog say “Heya Buddy” whenever he realizes Tom is whose calling.

[@p1nazza]

Top Dog looks exactly like I pictured he would

[@xaviercook7996]

Hey buddy how’s it goin, it’s Top Dog

[@HaroldP]

From 17:46 when Christine asks Tim about the vasectomy. I've never seen Todd's face with so much sadness.

[@bobbyjohnston4833]

The cool guy borrowing the tire totally built that truck from IOU’s

[@DND09]

Same with his wardrobe

[@OffensiveHumor420]

i can't believe it took me a bit to actually realize how much i love this podcast and this channel lol. I already liked it, but a couple months ago i realized i loved it. Glad I have so many random episodes i could go back on

[@tiff7880]

Christina...I heard that giggle when Josh said..."The Browns"....💩

[@malcolmrjmcleod]

Does Josh still work at YMH? I see that he's taken off YMH on his social media bios. I know he's guesting but we haven't seen him pop up from the booth in awhile. I know he guests all the time but just curious what was going on with him and YMH.

[@reinders82]

He is now a Public Sex Worker and not employed by YMH anymore. His 'FansOnly' is his primary source of income which he desperately needs because he needs surgery on an inflamed cyst on his lower back. Dr. Drew ain't free.

[@glassboxfish]

Malcolm McLeod Josh is literally in this episode

[@DNYGdj]

@@glassboxfish you literally did not read what he wrote

[@MrMRGamer1010]

He is making his own show, he will just be a guest on YMH now.

[@christinasailorluna7323]

Well....there goes the second laughter in the background besides Nadav lol

[@ethanalward2215]

Day 35 of commenting until we get the josh potter intro back on ymh

[@ldane1991]

I don't think I can afford more than 1 live show a month. Mentally and Jeans-ly

[@efrengonzalez8436]

This show is the only thing keeping my sanity for real.

[@ethangrimes3931]

Tina needs to step up her game so she can pick up Todd and carry him out of Starbutts.

[@Nebby-vg6kl]

"It's permanently ingrained in my mind" should be the slogan of this podcast.

[@smoovegutierrez541]

YMH Tom is so different from 2Bears 1Cave Tom, Burnt Chrysler’s getting outta hand

[@TheGrimReaper54321]

Tom is more of a bro around his wife then his best friend lol

[@rowdythecat4696]

I think it's because he wants to subdue himself on 2Bears so that Bert has more room to expose his own craziness

[@kylegroezinger498]

Tom is basically berts therapist on 2b1c

[@jamescooksey6500]

Second the motion for a clean 'hey buddy' mp3 .. Top dogs always been my fave

[@AmericanArgonaut]

Imagine Brent Crysler pulling giant slug out of his nose like that and eating it in front LeAnne. Bert should be forced to watch that on 2 Bears! Lmao

[@screechweiner2921]

that's what t buns first nut looked like.

[@jeffdyer21]

'Hey buddy' is my spirit animal

[@TendoTheDude]

After hearing them reiterate the Cincinnati fart story it all makes sense. Tom saw that part of his Charro in Christina and that's why he married her.

[@shabbadootv6289]

The live show was phenomenal! Knowing there will be more is super exciting.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Can we at least get nadav in a wheelchair for a test run without the injury?

[@mezcal_papi]

Literally I am so grateful that you guys exist and keep making content, thanks jeans you all make me laugh every single time! 👖 🙏🏽

[@TwistedHunt]

“That’s where it spits” 😂🤮

[@ajfiveohfour]

That’s my hole!

[@ronannz]

PLEASE for the love of god offer Tom & Christina personally signed YMH posters!!!

[@sunadham]

Make the song "NADAV is in a Wheel Chair". Just like Nadav is googling.

[@alastair7095]

🎼Nadav is in a chair, he’s in a wheel chair! Can’t walk can’t can’t talk at all, he can just stare Nadav is in a chair, he’s para-lyz-ed Nadav is in a chair with unblinking eyes🎼

[@sunadham]

@@alastair7095 love it

[@DivineZeal]

When Tom doesn’t get milked is my favorite Tom ☺️☺️☺️😈

[@ddechurch]

Why can't we still buy this live show

[@pdsf521]

Daniel DeChurch the website saw it and took it down

[@ddechurch]

@@pdsf521 really? If seriously why I'll never get to see it? It was available the next day... I was literally going to watch it the next friday... wanted to have a viewing party

[@pdsf521]

Yeah good luck tho hopefully they upload it to pornhub or something and we can all watch it again

[@suziepietkiewicz6058]

I am SO excited for more live shows! If they are as affordable as this one I will buy them all. I love you guys. Do one a month, I'm in.

[@manoart4331]

Imagine the feeling of being able to breathe and smell after pulling that kind of thing out of your nose...

[@derris3989]

he mustve been mouth breathing for months

[@mattnara4917]

That pool guy is the new Ray Romano 😂

[@aaronshanahan1536]

Has anyone noticed that whenever Christina drinks water on YMH they stay on the shot?

[@matthewhonnor]

She is the water champ after all

[@JoolianV]

It’s a big deal why wouldn’t they!

[@JeffreyHead1]

You guys won't see this, but i've been in hospital for a month with no visitors, isolated in a room, and youtube and books have been my main sources of entertainment. I check my subslist everyday and watch all the videos, but for some reason I missed this one this morning. So I have been sad all day that I had nothing left to get rid of a few hours, and then I saw this video and felt so fucking amazing. You guys are the best. Thank you for everything that you do.

[@jettradford3066]

Nadav in a wheelchair is a bit much, let’s just “casino” his hand when he takes too long googling. Love ya 😘

[@omillertime73]

One thing I can do with my dad is when he gets fired up is I can pick him up and carry him out of places