Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.638

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Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode!
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@J-Dawgdizzlefizz
@J-Dawgdizzlefizz 2 жыл бұрын
Top Dog was a dad to us all. "Hey buddy" will always bring a smile to our faces.
@4Methylendioxy
@4Methylendioxy 2 жыл бұрын
When did he die?
@stormyo2371
@stormyo2371 2 жыл бұрын
What ??? :( Oh no . I'm sorry sending love and good vibes always
@Panama_Red
@Panama_Red 2 жыл бұрын
@@4Methylendioxy just before the new year I think.
@alexshaw7618
@alexshaw7618 2 жыл бұрын
So sad to hear this news
@quebueno8822
@quebueno8822 2 жыл бұрын
Will you shut up about top dog already? segura has moved on, yet bunch of strangers still can't get over that... old people die, stop making a fuss about it
@baileycooper9075
@baileycooper9075 2 жыл бұрын
Touch my condolences through the fence, so sorry about top dog guys he’ll be missed by all mommies💔
@emclovin6962
@emclovin6962 2 жыл бұрын
i like your profile photo thing. cool stuff.
@baileycooper9075
@baileycooper9075 2 жыл бұрын
@@emclovin6962 thank you so much, you’re a definite cool guy👖👖👖
@Dabro1010
@Dabro1010 2 жыл бұрын
Ta ta there Top Dog
@dexikid
@dexikid 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man ruthless
@China_Secret_Police
@China_Secret_Police 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dabro1010 Bro....
@thorniel
@thorniel 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Charo is doing alright, best wishes to you and yours, Tom.
@vanivari359
@vanivari359 2 жыл бұрын
At least she might be able to press a porsche or yacht out of Tom. She seems like someone who makes lemonade out of lemons. Unfortunately, this will happen to most of us and the alternative is much much worse. At least he had a pretty long life and was able to kill the enemy.
@gabbagabbaray
@gabbagabbaray 2 жыл бұрын
She's gonna drink herself into oblivion
@KP-ol3tc
@KP-ol3tc 2 жыл бұрын
@Stan Marsh online cuz these episodes are backlogged so you won't hear it mentioned for a few weeks most likely
@itzterra9510
@itzterra9510 2 жыл бұрын
@Stan Marsh I found out on reddit but I have no idea where they found out.
@For_The_Watch
@For_The_Watch 2 жыл бұрын
@@itzterra9510 someone saw the obituary. His name was Thomas Segura so I’m sure it stood out. There’s been several online articles as well.
@MrZaner1
@MrZaner1 2 жыл бұрын
Wipe my tears through the fence. That father son dynamic was pure. I'm sure many wish they had that with there own dad. Rip
@staynielherbayn657
@staynielherbayn657 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t get you and Charo out of my mind along with, obviously, the LEGEND that is Top Dog. He’ll be up in heaven feathering it with no Asian food in sight. 😇
@jordandwyer8196
@jordandwyer8196 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Tom.. dealing with losing Topdog and Tina won't even eat his scrum. Real low and loose
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
And his best friend is Burp. Tom man is truly suffering
@jerfy2001
@jerfy2001 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't she realize that's what top dog would've wanted? Right after he dp'd adriana with Tom, he wouldn't have loved anything more than to watch christine eat his scrum...
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, it might have happened already. All these episodes are backlogged since before the 29th.
@brittoncoursey3594
@brittoncoursey3594 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerfy2001 wait what the fuck did I miss in top.dog lorr
@arinpitteway8709
@arinpitteway8709 2 жыл бұрын
@@brittoncoursey3594 Unfortunately TD passed away, We all found it through an article that was posted to reddit
@cordeegeee
@cordeegeee 2 жыл бұрын
“Hey buddy “-Top Dog, Condolences through the fence mommies
@thomasohliger2471
@thomasohliger2471 2 жыл бұрын
P
@deathbyjypsy
@deathbyjypsy 2 жыл бұрын
P
@aaronryze
@aaronryze 2 жыл бұрын
P
@kyledauzat2370
@kyledauzat2370 2 жыл бұрын
"There's no better feeling than killing the enemy" - Top dog rest in peace you will be missed dearly 🙏❤
@brienirving7573
@brienirving7573 2 жыл бұрын
then he tells you about his airport shit for the 10th time. Legend.
@EXRICHEX
@EXRICHEX 2 жыл бұрын
Have they mentioned it anywhere? I still haven't seen anything.
@twistymcslide2
@twistymcslide2 2 жыл бұрын
better than sex .
@kyledauzat2370
@kyledauzat2370 2 жыл бұрын
@@EXRICHEX so mommies haven't addressed it yet but i seen multiple news articles saying he passed Dec 29th 😔😔😔
@EXRICHEX
@EXRICHEX 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyledauzat2370 damn :(
@bakpakb
@bakpakb 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Buddy" brought so much joy to the whole fanbase. RIP Top DOG. MY condolences T-bunz and Mommy Tina. Hes def chillen in heaven with a blond with big naturals.
@rydogrittman1871
@rydogrittman1871 2 жыл бұрын
With big naturals lol RIP big guy
@ivonne0_0
@ivonne0_0 2 жыл бұрын
“Theres no better feeling than killing the enemy “ REST EASY POPS 💙💙😭😭😭😭😭
@dmonofpeac
@dmonofpeac 2 жыл бұрын
Top Dog's watching black people have fun in heaven. Because of him, "Hey Buddy" is how I always greet my daughter. Much love.
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you say it with your best Top Dog voice
@rel8106
@rel8106 2 жыл бұрын
literally on a carnival cruise in heaven
@dawsonturner3042
@dawsonturner3042 2 жыл бұрын
This made me feel better
@KartikChainani
@KartikChainani 2 жыл бұрын
First things first, RIP to Top Dog and thank you for bringing entertainment to millions and making us wish our dads were that excited to answer our calls
@steelydan867
@steelydan867 2 жыл бұрын
came here to say this. Thanks for your service, Top Dog. You will definitely be missed.
@reflection8578
@reflection8578 2 жыл бұрын
Top dog died? How?
@ericschinn
@ericschinn 2 жыл бұрын
@@reflection8578 his parachute didn’t open while skydiving. Really tragic.
@HourEleven
@HourEleven 2 жыл бұрын
@@reflection8578 he went on one of those safaris with the open top Jeeps…got a little too close to a water buffalo, so sad.
@diegoledezma4045
@diegoledezma4045 2 жыл бұрын
@@reflection8578 cancer from agent orange during his service in Vietnam
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
I think that "heeeeey buddy" should be incorporated as part of the intro of the show!
@prissymissyb
@prissymissyb 2 жыл бұрын
TOP COMMENT FOR TOP DOG! HEEEEEY BUDDY NEEDS TO BE ADDED TO INTRO! ❤
@BadTitan1330
@BadTitan1330 2 жыл бұрын
AAaaaaaaaaaaaa 100%.%%%%%
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
@@prissymissyb we wanna see it. we wanna laugh!
@K9_50Cal
@K9_50Cal 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it'll happen before may!
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
@@K9_50Cal you better believe it!
@drummrpdx
@drummrpdx 2 жыл бұрын
Christina needs to front a metal band ASAP now, call it The Pazsitsky Effect.
@greatvaluecorndog
@greatvaluecorndog 2 жыл бұрын
girl : "i've been itchy since i was born" christine : "she doesn't use soap and she has multiple STI's"
@patrickbateman7453
@patrickbateman7453 2 жыл бұрын
“ I don’t know any other way to say it buddy, I love watching black people have fun”. -- Top Dog
@robertphillips9014
@robertphillips9014 2 жыл бұрын
Well said Patrick
@CarsAndCoffeeKings
@CarsAndCoffeeKings 2 жыл бұрын
May 5th of 2021 I, along with hundreds of mommies at YMH Live 5 saw and heard Christina ask the audience "if we think she should eat the scrum, she would". The crowd bursted in a roar of "eat the scrum"....here we are January 11th, still no scrum lick. She needs to be held accountable!
@Krakinkraker3
@Krakinkraker3 2 жыл бұрын
Why is thus not being blown up more so they have to see it. HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE
@christopherp.3307
@christopherp.3307 2 жыл бұрын
#NoJusticeNoPeace
@TheTacticalNightmare
@TheTacticalNightmare 2 жыл бұрын
#silenceisviolence
@PeppahJack
@PeppahJack 2 жыл бұрын
I bore witness that day as well, she lied to us
@mannygreen3364
@mannygreen3364 2 жыл бұрын
She can’t keep getting away with this!
@RBNinja
@RBNinja 2 жыл бұрын
I like Tom's supportive nod as Christine was deathmetal screaming. Just a really supportive husband.
@DanielDanger420
@DanielDanger420 2 жыл бұрын
He would never hurt her.
@travishemming3783
@travishemming3783 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielDanger420 That's right. She fell down those stairs...unprompted.
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 жыл бұрын
1:17:44 Mommy explains this so smoothly and eloquently, I love it... If you don't open your mind to new things and ideas, you'll always be stuck in the darkness 🌞
@ClichéGuevara-2814
@ClichéGuevara-2814 2 жыл бұрын
"I've groomed it, I've trained it, it can do tricks..." How is that NOT a beauty pageant?
@Vers16
@Vers16 2 жыл бұрын
Will always go back and listen to the Top Dog calls when I'm feeling down. That man was just effortlessly funny.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to know it works for someone else! RIP Top Dog!
@jameshattawayart4451
@jameshattawayart4451 2 жыл бұрын
A true Legend 🙏
@emmetLshavinski
@emmetLshavinski 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 2 жыл бұрын
Uhkay?
@jonatanluengas898
@jonatanluengas898 2 жыл бұрын
“Good boys get treats” and that slight nod of disapproval from Enny 😂
@Kpranger218
@Kpranger218 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you mommies for sharing Top Dog with us ❤❤❤ he will be missed!!
@travis8106
@travis8106 2 жыл бұрын
*Time Stamps For All Topics and Clips* 1:36 Show Starts 5:07 *Opening Clip: Cool girl's vagene itches* 16:48 Benevolent Tom donates clothes to peasants, mommies talk clothing hoarding 28:28 Pazsitzki Effect: Dog Shows 33:05 *Clip: Cool girl talks about the spiritual power of the anus* 39:20 Mommies talk about dealing with drunk people during sets 44:00 Mommies talk about buff dudes 51:52 Christina lets Uber driver's pick their favorite music. For better or for worse. 54:22 *Clip: Death metal vocalist TikTok revisited, given an instrumental track.* 56:54 Christina tries metal vocal tutorial Props to Christina! 1:03:33 Muslim women love Christina P! 1:06:19 The current state of civil rights 1:12:16 Top Dog does not read 1:22:30 Why were ancient Greeks such chomos? 1:27:00 *Clip: The British Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop* 1:30:05 *Clip: The real Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop* *Outro Song:* _Touch My Camera - Bob Dolemite_ 1:35:28 Ta ta there mommies.
@powersv2
@powersv2 2 жыл бұрын
The death metal vocals bit is my lane. Thank you for this.
@rageinryan185
@rageinryan185 2 жыл бұрын
30:00 Not gunna lie, when Christina said poodles are so gay that may be the loudest shes ever made me laugh over the years.
@N0ahface
@N0ahface 2 жыл бұрын
If you wanna see Tina's funniest moment on the Pomcast watch the last 10 minutes or so of YMH #333
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the 90’s when gay was a punchline! It wasnt that funny then either
@interovic
@interovic 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil ok mom
@Jimmy_Watt
@Jimmy_Watt 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil I was around then too.. it was very funny.. You aren't! Have a great day.
@RxxxQueen
@RxxxQueen 2 жыл бұрын
@@N0ahface thank you so much that was amazing 😄😄
@nic4025
@nic4025 2 жыл бұрын
Tina “realizing” that a dog show is a beauty pageant for dogs is such a Bert thing to say
@dmacfishing6971
@dmacfishing6971 2 жыл бұрын
Tom I’m a poor piece of shit dad. That’s hates his job and regrets 90% of his life decisions that would gladly take some clothes. I’m just not fat…?
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese 2 жыл бұрын
Just wait till she realizes STDS and STIS are different things
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 2 жыл бұрын
That made me roll my eyes when she said that…😂
@nickkerr5714
@nickkerr5714 2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, her and bert are the same person
@williammunford9761
@williammunford9761 2 жыл бұрын
Perzinsky effect… Not a Bert thing
@jexanrp8642
@jexanrp8642 2 жыл бұрын
I find revolting at this point that Christine hasn't turned to a Tina & been nose deep in Timmy's scrum. Absolutely absurd.
@curtismateja1604
@curtismateja1604 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed my friend
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 2 жыл бұрын
Grounds for divorce
@China_Secret_Police
@China_Secret_Police 2 жыл бұрын
She needs to eat the leather cheerio.
@marmas5
@marmas5 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not one to encourage kids being raised in a broken home, but I’ll make an exception. This broad needs to go.
@TheNinjaBees
@TheNinjaBees 2 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t like her life?!
@Simon-hp4py
@Simon-hp4py 2 жыл бұрын
This new segment where Christina learns to sing death metal is my new fav
@HighTher3
@HighTher3 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I dig it
@liston709
@liston709 Жыл бұрын
Same bruh didn't no how bad I needed that 😅
@Makkasu0
@Makkasu0 2 жыл бұрын
Tina should scream “touch my camera though the fence”
@tokyobandito
@tokyobandito 2 жыл бұрын
agree
@TArnold821
@TArnold821 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to Top Dog, showed my dad the call with him talking about how "its just a little bit of shit" on the sheets in bed. My dad is now a full on Mommy. You will be missed Top Dog!
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 2 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favorite calls ever…😂 R.I.P. Top Dog🙏❤️
@ethanneuman6838
@ethanneuman6838 2 жыл бұрын
I came here looking for Tom’s best cigar story that we never got from 2B1C
@emclovin6962
@emclovin6962 2 жыл бұрын
he’s still thinking about it
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 2 жыл бұрын
I was on the edge of my god damn seat
@bpizzle420
@bpizzle420 2 жыл бұрын
Why is Bunt so annoying
@brianjenkins5429
@brianjenkins5429 2 жыл бұрын
Tom could start talking about having some major surgery and Bert would find a way to also break something and steal the show. Not like that would ever happen...
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone ever try a Leira? 3.5 hour long smoke from a Cannigar. ....cannabis cigars are amazing.
@samuelkessler4865
@samuelkessler4865 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta get er going bud... more than sorry for your loss, hearing him say hey buddy was just pure happiness. Thank you for everything, I can't begin to imagine.
@barbiecunningham8680
@barbiecunningham8680 2 жыл бұрын
I agree ! So much love !
@baileycooper9075
@baileycooper9075 2 жыл бұрын
Well said mommy, keep featherin it👖
@baileycooper9075
@baileycooper9075 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshisajedi2461 sorryest
@Cmart50
@Cmart50 2 жыл бұрын
Having Christina death scream "Happy Birthday" on my actually birthday is the best present i could ever ask for. Im going to go pinch and roll my itchy scrotes now.
@Dubaroo99
@Dubaroo99 2 жыл бұрын
Pinch and roll my camera thru the fence you screamo
@mr.thung12
@mr.thung12 2 жыл бұрын
Because of the legend Top Dog, I will greet my future son with "hey buddy" every time I see him. RIP legend
@Mister_Lahey
@Mister_Lahey 2 жыл бұрын
It's time Christine earns her scrum champ badge.
@coltoncornell5752
@coltoncornell5752 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.
@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. 2 жыл бұрын
Fr fr
@TheKaleb1993
@TheKaleb1993 2 жыл бұрын
Quality comment section. Rip top dog Rip top dog Rip top dog Tina needs to munch scrum Rip top dog Rip top dog
@_ventolin__
@_ventolin__ 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKaleb1993 YES
@jleos0095
@jleos0095 2 жыл бұрын
@@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 agreed!
@johlwallace8294
@johlwallace8294 2 жыл бұрын
There's no reason why Christina can't eat Tom's scrum on the next live show...
@kevinkinman5819
@kevinkinman5819 2 жыл бұрын
I dont see what the big deal is. I would eat toms scrum
@tempo869
@tempo869 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinkinman5819 do it
@benjaminhixson3918
@benjaminhixson3918 2 жыл бұрын
She can show us those sloppers, too! Why not kill two birds with one stone?
@mr.niceguy777
@mr.niceguy777 2 жыл бұрын
I'll bring the plastic wrap
@CPDystopia
@CPDystopia 2 жыл бұрын
It's only smells
@alvarozambrano2906
@alvarozambrano2906 2 жыл бұрын
Im actually impressed how well Tina can scream. Piss on me, beat me.
@TomAKAVeto
@TomAKAVeto 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I hope a band hits her up for a guest spot haha. She’s pretty good!
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
@@TomAKAVeto Tina and the TikToks (featuring Captain Marcel)
@giantturd5157
@giantturd5157 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
@@giantturd5157 around the 50 minute mark
@3377ftw
@3377ftw 2 жыл бұрын
Until she said it was similar to Green Day in the 90s... Wtf is she talking about lol
@thomasdixon5152
@thomasdixon5152 6 ай бұрын
The mental enlightenment, that I get from these conversations. Is amazing.
@NURKFPV
@NURKFPV 2 жыл бұрын
"touch my camera through the fence" would be a solid death metal song name..
@jewfrogabe19
@jewfrogabe19 2 жыл бұрын
FedSmokR is a perfect heavy metal band name.
@CPDystopia
@CPDystopia 2 жыл бұрын
You could make metal music out a lot of fedsmoker's quotes, just like As I Lay Dying do with their side project Austrian Death Machine. All Arnie quotes turned Death Metal songs.
@xRamZx
@xRamZx 2 жыл бұрын
Them metal screams are sounding amazing, can't wait for the music to be added to her rendition of winter wonderland
@Billy-hr6wk
@Billy-hr6wk 2 жыл бұрын
I lost my father last night and just that one little stupid drop at 3:45 made me smile a little. Thank you for that and know you're not alone Tom
@snek4057
@snek4057 2 жыл бұрын
My condolences
@johncarroll5197
@johncarroll5197 2 жыл бұрын
Sending love, man.
@TheReaper42069
@TheReaper42069 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to hear that man.
@rogaru
@rogaru 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss stranger
@randallgoulet1550
@randallgoulet1550 2 жыл бұрын
Mommy love sending your way, high and tight.
@TurboComedy
@TurboComedy 2 жыл бұрын
I always say “HEY BUDDY” in Top Dogs voice whenever I am bored or just wanna make myself laugh 😂 RIP TOP DOG
@420camk
@420camk 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Christina learning how to sing my favorite type of music made my day :) Check out the band Jinjer if you want to see the best metal female vocalist.
@SpencerTxB
@SpencerTxB 2 жыл бұрын
Much love Tom. Been listening to you and watching stand up of yours for years. We all know your love for your father and the humorous interpretations of his stories over the years. We love you brotha. Rip top dog.
@liamclark4873
@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын
Top dog would answer the phone exactly how my dad would answer it until he passed in 2015. Hearing top dog get so excited to talk to Tom every time he called almost brought a tear to my eye every time I would hear it. Really hope charo and Tom and everyone is grieving with this in a well manner. Keep featherin it guys and remember “there is nothing better than killing the enemy”❤️
@kaatheconstrictor
@kaatheconstrictor 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss bud
@liamclark4873
@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaatheconstrictor thank you I appreciate that❤️
@Ari2_cute
@Ari2_cute 2 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏 sending condolences through the fence to you glad the show reminds you of your dad keep your jeans on high sending love your way
@liamclark4873
@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ari2_cute I appreciate that thank you so much❤️❤️ this fanbase is the best
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 2 жыл бұрын
Lost both my dads and grandma to start the year. RIP Top Dog, Danny Tanner and Grandma Rose
@MikeWoot65
@MikeWoot65 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry man
@TekNoSolja
@TekNoSolja 2 жыл бұрын
Coming from a young man who grew up without his pops around, I think I speak for most YMH listeners in saying Too Dawg was all our surrogate father. Blessings and condolences to Charo, Tom and the whole family.
@jake-sy7lu
@jake-sy7lu 2 жыл бұрын
58:30 - the moment Tom and Christine start doing impressions of old Korean men.
@bpoggy1158
@bpoggy1158 2 жыл бұрын
59:38 the noise Tom makes when he's taking a dump
@HolographicSweater
@HolographicSweater 2 жыл бұрын
I will always remember Top Dog’s famous catchphrase, “Wocka Doo Doo Doo!!” i think a lot of people admire the relationship he and tim had, it’s a beautiful thing 🌸
@braydenrichardson994
@braydenrichardson994 2 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about how Tim looks like he's about to search for ghosts with the TAPS team...
@ItsJustme526
@ItsJustme526 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO “Good girls get treats” is what i tell my dogs 😂
@jonathancarl2427
@jonathancarl2427 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing but absolute love for Tom, Christina and obviously Charo. Completely honored to have been able to experience the Legend that is Top Dog. Tom, thank you for sharing such an amazing father-son relationship with us. You guys are an inspiration to fathers everywhere.
@danielbare5037
@danielbare5037 2 жыл бұрын
christine is legitimately good at metal core screaming hahahahaha amazing!!!
@tokyobandito
@tokyobandito 2 жыл бұрын
we just know a song is comming
@gamblerizzo7468
@gamblerizzo7468 2 жыл бұрын
I went to college with the girl in the opening clip, Chelsea!!! She’s a comedian, her tik toks and videos before tik tok are hilarious
@tatianab1873
@tatianab1873 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t sure if they knew she was a comedian and were doing a bit also or if they really thought it was real
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
I bought it lol, she really committed to the bit. If she does have an itching problem though, I suggest she try unscented African black bar soap.
@robinsharkey6658
@robinsharkey6658 2 жыл бұрын
Tiktok is absolutely AIDS.
@anduin1
@anduin1 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was so obvious that it was a bit and I’m surprised two comedians didn’t pick up on it.
@Fotobukku
@Fotobukku 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Mommy really has the darkness in her. Very natural. This is great.
@t22gent
@t22gent 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted Christine to scream “touch my camera through the fence” so badly
@pt93music
@pt93music 2 жыл бұрын
Kristin: "You're still into this?" Todd: "Bitch did I stutter?"
@breemee1234
@breemee1234 2 жыл бұрын
Which, btw, would be fine if he didn't marry a woman and try to get her involved (unwillingly).
@pt93music
@pt93music 2 жыл бұрын
@@breemee1234 are you seriously implying Tom jokingly asking her to do this for him is equitable with rape 💀
@supernaut7946
@supernaut7946 2 жыл бұрын
Tim and Christine practicing death metal screams might be my favorite ymh moment. Christina actually unironically sounds foundationally good too.
@bobbyrobinette5772
@bobbyrobinette5772 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Top Dog, you will be missed. Thanks for sharing him with us mommies!
@dannysanchez9919
@dannysanchez9919 2 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the tens of thousands of people doing this screaming technique all together
@jsteve3556
@jsteve3556 2 жыл бұрын
Forever sending my condolences through the fence! May top dog's soul forever rest above an atlanta water park... ya know... so he can watch all those people have fun
@WinkLinkletter
@WinkLinkletter Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that first lady is actress (Chelsea) Holmes, Kelly from the TV comedy 'Welcome to Flatch'. She also does some stand-up.
@queeenabove1825
@queeenabove1825 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Christine scream had me laughing so hard, I actually pissed myself. Bravo Mami 👏🏼
@jacoblie
@jacoblie 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Tom say he has to pinch his nuts to scratch them made me realize I'm not alone
@bigwill-pn5xc
@bigwill-pn5xc 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@xRamZx
@xRamZx 2 жыл бұрын
The pinch n roll is just male instinct
@groomedtodie
@groomedtodie 2 жыл бұрын
Pinch and roll is a long running ymh talking point.
@Sam_guitar1999
@Sam_guitar1999 2 жыл бұрын
Every man in the world does it
@jacoblie
@jacoblie 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam_guitar1999 thank you for the support
@phanied.3772
@phanied.3772 2 жыл бұрын
Top Dog will be dearly missed, mommies. Thank you Jeans for sharing him with us, I know he’s sharing solid blonde jokes in heaven.
@sethaaronshumaker6184
@sethaaronshumaker6184 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the death metal segment lmao, Christina got pretty good there on the happy birthday bit!
@stilesfpv1382
@stilesfpv1382 2 жыл бұрын
I thought so too. With some practice she could do it
@dexstevens5993
@dexstevens5993 2 жыл бұрын
a fellow man of culture, i see 👖
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind 10 ай бұрын
45:20, "You either want to have a flat stomach or enjoy food" nice way of putting it
@davidwavidshmavider
@davidwavidshmavider 2 жыл бұрын
This podcast is made so much better with Nedavs laugh in the back.
@dr.doppeldecker3832
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
Top Dog's "hey buddy" is on the same iconic level as Ronny Coleman's "yeah buddy" :) Rest In Proto
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 2 жыл бұрын
"Dumb broad" is also on par with "light weight baby"
@carly2985
@carly2985 2 жыл бұрын
59:33 my tampon flew out i laughed so hard
@idiotmobile543
@idiotmobile543 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Christina doing metal vocals just made my day. Love Entheos
@DEADXxgetsomeXx
@DEADXxgetsomeXx 2 жыл бұрын
her coughing in time was so heavvvvy lolol
@kalilstukes2729
@kalilstukes2729 2 жыл бұрын
Toms attempts to get his ass eaten is probably one of the funniest parts of this show thats STILL in the works right now. Im not saying Kristinas gotta do it but wow hes holding out
@christinasailorluna7323
@christinasailorluna7323 2 жыл бұрын
The death metal tutorial was so educational, love it lol. Also "Hey Buddy" to u all
@MikeLee661
@MikeLee661 2 жыл бұрын
The guys guitar mesh was top notch 🤣 I lost it. We need his @ to follow🔥👏🏽
@TheOutdoorDude
@TheOutdoorDude 2 жыл бұрын
If your interested in a more detailed metal vocal breakdown, check out Melissa Cross Zen of Screaming. She taught the greats including Randy Blythe of Lamb of God.
@aaronm.7224
@aaronm.7224 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to top dog, he was the best and so friggin' funny. He's gonna be missed by all and his clips with Charro. Peace and prayers to all of your family. He seemed like the best dad, keep em' high and tight. Truly sorry for the loss, Head Mommies. 🙏
@vaughnbenson3777
@vaughnbenson3777 2 жыл бұрын
For real, Christina’s vocals are very impressive lol
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 2 жыл бұрын
As a metal fan, I ASSURE you that there are many singers within the genre who can't scream half as good as Tina did in this episode....we need a Tina EP!
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
Cookie Monster himself couldn't have kept up with Christina!! Very impressive!!
@lilmemorycard
@lilmemorycard 2 жыл бұрын
Fedsmoker, Young Fedsmoker, and now British Fedsmoker.. Amazing
@iammaddiemurphy
@iammaddiemurphy 2 жыл бұрын
Christina’s screaming is so great 😂😂😂😂
@prissymissyb
@prissymissyb 2 жыл бұрын
So glad to be apart of the no-ad elite. No longer will I be a poor peasant scrum denier and wait until a Wednesday for a YMH drop. SO GOOD, MOMMY HAD TO WATCH TWICE.
@yannikakapralli
@yannikakapralli 2 жыл бұрын
i just click to when the Ads are over. Takes 2 seconds. And you are not an Elite. You are just another Scrum eating Girl
@connerwells6371
@connerwells6371 2 жыл бұрын
I was but it blocks you from listening with phone locked.
@prissymissyb
@prissymissyb 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, @@yannikakapralli I can't translate what you wrote, I don't speak poor 😔
@rickymassey
@rickymassey 2 жыл бұрын
@@prissymissyb incredible
@rickymassey
@rickymassey 2 жыл бұрын
@@prissymissyb seriously though. What are you doing out of the kitchen not eating some Kool guys scrum
@hadenmattucks646
@hadenmattucks646 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Christina’s charitable side
@cameronjeffery9633
@cameronjeffery9633 2 жыл бұрын
Christina learning to scream is the most I've laughed at a podcast in a looong time lol
@kneelanb1
@kneelanb1 2 жыл бұрын
Love you mommies - going to do a Top Dog binge after this ep. Very grateful for him and for you guys. 💜👖💜👖💜👖
@baileycooper9075
@baileycooper9075 2 жыл бұрын
You’re definitely keeping them high and tight, we’ll all miss top dog
@henrygarcia828
@henrygarcia828 2 жыл бұрын
Watching CP try and learn to scream sing, you can actual see her turn into Brent Crystals as he would do the same sh*t!
@andrewthurmond8231
@andrewthurmond8231 2 жыл бұрын
The screaming section got rid of my covid! thanks mommies!
@franciscomagana9045
@franciscomagana9045 2 жыл бұрын
When the treats came out, Nadav leaned forward and threw his ass back like a good girl.
@509er6
@509er6 2 жыл бұрын
“Hey budddy” love you top dog, love you Segura’s
@sTaTiiKeR
@sTaTiiKeR 2 жыл бұрын
Woke up from a birthday binge for this episode. Thank you and love Top Dog forever
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday jeans!!! 🎈🥳❤️
@sTaTiiKeR
@sTaTiiKeR 2 жыл бұрын
@@birdette79 thank you jeans. Stay safe
@savannahthomas
@savannahthomas 2 жыл бұрын
A special message, just for you 🎈: 1:01:16
@jameslowry3554
@jameslowry3554 2 жыл бұрын
In honor of top dog. Later this year once family has healed a bit I would kill just like garth to see a best of top dog throughout the years on the pod!
@PeppahJack
@PeppahJack 2 жыл бұрын
That “Hey Buddy” was all we needed to hear to get through a tough day, RIP Top Dog.
@wetjigsawpuzzle7
@wetjigsawpuzzle7 2 жыл бұрын
Christina likes the monarchy because she has a thing for vampires!!
@robbieandersen1513
@robbieandersen1513 2 жыл бұрын
Tom is the best. Giving his workers candy, stand up guy. Most positive human being on social media.
@thunderthruster2338
@thunderthruster2338 2 жыл бұрын
Touch my camera through the clouds top dog
@Kitty6161
@Kitty6161 2 жыл бұрын
Omg never been so anxious for an episode of anything to come out 😫❤👖 so sorry jeans family, Top Dog was the absolute best 😭❤
@Pizzle745
@Pizzle745 2 жыл бұрын
Tina: I don't know anything about scrum Also Tina: Your scrum is dirty and steamy and covered in bacteria, etc.
@matthewgeissinger2856
@matthewgeissinger2856 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Tim. If Tina would put as much effort towards eating scrum as she does her death metal voice, the problem would be solved. And then we could move on to achieving world peace.
@shinystuffff
@shinystuffff 2 жыл бұрын
Very first YMH episode I really listened to was the episode of Top Dog laughing at blonde jokes. GOLD. Thank you for the laughs Top Dog, RIP
@jeffreytopnick4710
@jeffreytopnick4710 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited that I just met my first mommy at a bar tonight! I've been listening for years and finally it happened in this crap ass town!
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 2 жыл бұрын
Semper Fi, Top Dog. Telling the ol Orlando Airport shit story in Heaven ❤
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
Good morning my beautiful queen above 18
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 2 жыл бұрын
@@ext93 I'm 12
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
@@sissyofFreemont oh nice I'm only 10 but I usually get with queens above 18 so anywhere from 18 - 75 years of age is my usual type.
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 2 жыл бұрын
@@ext93 🤣
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 2 жыл бұрын
You better enlist, saying that S*! PS. Go Navy, Beat Army
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