Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.668 w/ Greg Garcia

[@LegNine]

Bert doesn’t binge eat, he binge lives. All of everything, all of the time.

[@H-Vox]

He binge talks

[@mondeezul]

That was a great film

[@Tacit_Tern]

Bert is an absolute American

[@Jdowling357]

One thing I can't stand that he does, calls Christina "Push" all the damn time like a 3rd grader that just gave his friend a nickname. Idk why that bothers me so much....

[@GregParsons9276]

He’s in my dead pool everything year.

[@codycollins2255]

Your impersonation of Joey is 100% accurate. Had me laughing my ass off!

[@sebastianuchtdorf]

timestamp?

[@PaulRodriguez9]

​@@sebastianuchtdorf around the 50 minute mark

[@themikenator]

I prefer Tom’s telling stories about Bert more than I like Bert doing Bert shit

[@gabrielgross6498]

Don’t you mean Bret?

[@Jdowling357]

You're not alone with those Brunch stories

[@CasaFuenteOrange]

It’s almost like he tells stories for a living

[@cheese4746]

Brunt activities can be fun to watch

[@saltyb2363]

Now let's hear the rest of it

[@modularoutput]

That tazer shot was one of the most gratifying clips I've seen in a minute.

[@alexs5792]

That cop did not wait a millisecond longer than was necessary between saying "back up" and letting that Victoria secret model ride the lightning 😂

[@JDVmusicSound]

So quick 🤣

[@bradyfrank3839]

So satisfying

[@RAMERAMAProductions]

Reading this one early in the episode and I can’t wait to know what the hell this mean in context haha

[@HerculeanSon]

Ride the lightning! XD I'm ded

[@Stinky_sack]

Was awesome

[@xshooz]

Get a partner that looks at you like Christina looks at T Buns doing the air guitar

[@MartinBellamyMBDrums]

So true! haha

[@AconservativeThought]

Yuuzz ainnnt gon get no girl lookin at ya like T Buns cuh yuz aint no T Bunssssss dooooooogggg

[@gingerarab7693]

Shout out to the guard with the stun gun. Fed Smoker 2.0 is no more lol

[@variaxi935]

Hell yeah, one of my favorite clips on this show ever

[@curtisnightfish8902]

Thats blasphemy and i dont like it, Don’t ever besmirch St Herc’s good name.

[@gingerarab7693]

@@curtisnightfish8902 exactly. This guy wanted some of our sweet prince’s glory. And we all know Herc would have taken that taser and asked for another while he put the magic stamp on their foreheads

[@Crosshatch1212]

It is a frost bite wound .

[@erescareno]

@@gingerarab7693 would tag 10 baby rapers while being tased for sure.

[@cjbee3839]

Full Episode Timestamp Log 00:00 New YMH Live Plug 00:53 Opening Clip 01:18 Satva Beds 02:20 Diamonds in the Crevice 04:05 That’s So Orlando 06:10 The Golden Rule 06:44 Cool Guy Clip 08:23 Theme Ends / Tom Wonders 12:40 P. Barnes QuickDraw 13:34 The Wonders of Angel Dust 15:15 Murder Clean Up Services 17:09 Celebrity Smoking Story Time 21:20 Tom is Not Smoky the Bear 22:55 Tom was the Best Student 27:17 Christina’s Announcement 28:54 Cats Eating Kibble 29:25 Christina Plugs Dates 30:03 Tom Plugs Dates Thru the Fence 31:15 Tim’s Dinner with Brent 35:55 Bert’s Incredible Pendulum 38:45 (Ad Break)Liquid IV Try it Out 39:52 (Ad Break)Better Help Helps Better 40:56 And We’re Back! 44:14 Tom Kind of Explains a Thing 45:10 Greg Garcia Married his Mom 46:10 Just Show Up 47:31 Greg Talks About his Show Sprung 48:32 Everybody Could Die 49:28 Everybody Loves Joey Diaz 51:08 Joey Stories 54:09 Joey’s Inhuman Tolerance 55:04 Panic Attacks are Fun 57:04 Shots are Not 1:00:18 Cool Tats 1:02:36 The Importance of Bras 1:07:01 Kids Are Wild 1:13:54 This is Drama 1:19:33 Similarities 1:21:58 Tom Drops a Clip and a Shit 1:28:00 Tom is done Pooping 1:29:21 Margaritaville Cruise 1:39:02 The World Cruise 1:43:12 The Last YMH Live 1:45:48 Charo is a Cockroach 1:47:25 The Dick Sitch Feel free to leave notes for improvement

[@horselizard]

I just happened to be looking for a small segment of this episode and you just saved me 2 hours of searching. I love you

[@cjbee3839]

@@horselizard heck yeah! I wanted to do this with every YMH show I’m just kind of Lazy. Maybe I’ll try again next time

[@JHW773]

How much adderall does writing these require

[@JonReremy]

You should annotate specifically the guest arriving

[@cjbee3839]

@@JonReremy thank you for the note. Next time I timestamp I’ll be sure to include that.

[@jATweezy1]

I'm not buying YMH LIVE 8 without the promise of either Ted and Christin or Nadav getting tazed on the live. Make it happen you chomos.

[@jemiiam]

Tom should be the one to get tazed since he's the one that loves seeing people get fucked up and live

[@pyramidion5911]

It's gotta be Nadav and only if they gave him enough PCP to withstand it

[@DreIsGoneFission]

Josh Potter would do it.

[@chrism45]

@@DreIsGoneFission oh please let's get Josh tazed, please

[@juststartsomewhere9089]

Hell I'd travel and let them taze me lol.

[@rogersockwell]

"So you wanna be a dad, then?" Hilarious! The podcast gets deep and funny right after Mr Bra, right about the 1-hr mark.

[@hay7501]

Christina complaining about being tired is retarded. She hasn’t had a real job for more than 20 years and has two Nannie’s. They’re raising little assholes and she’s so out of fucking touch. She has NEVER gotten up in the middle of the night for a crying baby. I’m so over her

[@victormanriquez1280]

The “I wanna smoke on the flight” guy has to be Ron white….😂🤣😂

[@CankleCankle]

My first thought as well

[@primalentity9824]

He's got his own learjet where he smokes hella weed and cigs lol. The pilots have to breath from the onboard O2 supply because if they want to be hired to fly other peoples jets they can't risk failing a drug test due to second hand smoke.

[@skylermolina2574]

I thought maybe Dave attell lol Ron is a smarter thought

[@arizonabillsmafialetsgobuf7220]

Love when the guy gets tazed and still keeps going!" Now you guys are stepping over the line" had me rolling!lol

[@pete2861]

A couple weeks ago you and Bert were talking about starting a charity... I think you just found it.. Helping poor people clean up their murder mess's!! You get access, and help. WIN WIN for Tom!!!

[@OberynTheRedViper]

Tom already started a charity; 2 bears 1 cave. Bert is unfunny as HELL.

[@bzd1908]

@@OberynTheRedViper L take

[@delataylor]

Haha! Brilliant!

[@jfsimmonsiii]

Dude, I didn’t know Greg Garcia… but I fucking love him now.

[@Woody576]

Diamonds in crevices is exactly the jam I needed this morning

[@qlassicvyb7728]

The new spelling & pronunciation is crevice, per Orlando Brown is: Crevist Crevist; sounds like … Kre-vist 😂😂

[@lucabell1868]

"Tommy's always in control" I love his impression of bert, that story he told at the restaurant is so funny, I cant stop listening to it. Please do more of this it's the best.

[@CezaMVO]

Literally just arrived at North Carolina for work as this video popped up, big life move, but no matter where I go, I can always count on YMH to keep feathering it. Let's see how the chomos in NC treat me

[@Ace21ization]

Congratulations mommy

[@jineenesp]

as an NC chomo we welcome you mommy

[@Donkeykongington]

@CezaMVO welcome to NC!

[@Chris-P]

Nice

[@Whitaker69696969]

Touch my piedmont through the fence

[@ryanclark141]

I've been in rehab for two months now...everything YMH oriented is my new drug of choice.

[@dntgvafuk89]

👏 congratulations

[@rangleski3695]

Better be pulling them jeans up past your fuckin ears boi! You got this chomo! Keep going

[@ryanclark141]

@@rangleski3695 I'm just gunna keep featherin it brother!!!

[@GOTHhamlet]

I cry laughing every time Tom is talking about Bert eating or imitating Bert in general

[@banterwithbawden5444]

Loved that taze clip. That guy was so calm and collected. Give that dude a medal and get him out training the other guys!

[@curtisnightfish8902]

Tasing hippies is my new favorite thread on reddit.

[@masterofallgoons]

@@curtisnightfish8902 - that dude hardly seemed like a hippie

[@kevinl3254]

Seeing Zolo vibe during the intro song means that he’s fully been corrupted. He was such a sweet boy

[@cocomo991]

How fucking adorable are these two. “Do the guitar, you haven’t done it in a while” *does guitar* “😱😍”

[@MrRandom616]

jeans tuning in from Japan. So glad to be able to tune in to some mommys from around the world

[@curtisnightfish8902]

Howdy friend. Greetings from Texas 🤠.

[@jturner97601]

Hi from Oregon mommy!

[@LeaveAhNah]

Teach some kids to say “Bert is fat” and show us

[@finnthedogg4521]

Tuning in from my igloo in Canada

[@MrKYLEforAwhile]

I love that Tom's Bert impression is almost exactly the same as his 3 year old son impression lol

[@head2toewinner]

Bret sounds suspiciously similar to Ellis in Tom's telling of that story.

[@jackbeucher7071]

Man, Tom was so enthusiastic about the lipstick. You can tell how much h he cared by the look on his face

[@LeaveAhNah]

Wife tryn to get that Rhianna money 💰 💋💄👖

[@cyborgreality]

Seeing that man get tazed was one of the best things I've seen all year

[@rogersockwell]

*seeing his person get tazed.

[@cyborgreality]

@@rogersockwell Woops my mistake. There I go being offensive.

[@funkk]

Don't use gendered language!

[@KingRealEstate]

Greg Garcia was awesome.. What a great sense of humor.

[@michaelhart8567]

I love how no matter the amount or the way you take it. Everyone gets too high with Joey Diaz

[@hanspennyloaf335]

The look on Tim's face when Christine is doing a segment he doesn't like is priceless. Edit* 27:18 is a picture perfect example of this

[@Crosshatch1212]

If you want to smoke on a plane go to the toilet .push the flap down .then push the flush .,.,but keep you’re finger on the button blowsmoke down toilet .I do it all the time never been caught been asked but just say .Yeagh I smelt smoke when I went in . Disgusting isn’t it .lol

[@ItsKingChase]

I cannot stress enough how great Wednesday mornings are because of the mommies

[@NN-tl1oy]

Amen, my brutha!

[@heathercage6298]

My bro in-law murked himself. I contacted a clean up crew, and our family paid for it. It’s ridiculous that there are people who need to deal with crime scene cleanups by themselves.

[@milehighmullet]

I think one of my all time favorite things every episode is watching every one jam out to these bangers at the intro 😂

[@Abderr-cm6yh]

12:50 "Hey, you know what? you guys are really overstepping your bounds right now." 😂😂😂 I'm so ded LMAO

[@PAB1068]

Tom, you've been around Bert so long, you truly sound like him when you mimic him 🤣😂🤣😂

[@monkeywang9972]

It’s not hard. Just focus all your fat around your vocal chords and you can do it too

[@jenniferdennis6465]

@@monkeywang9972 😆😆😆

[@peteranderson2671]

The only thing better is his Joey Diaz impression!

[@LeaveAhNah]

It’s gotten to scary level good; I kept having to check to see if Barf was there

[@nickmanza8555]

Christina saying bart is “all id “ is the most accurate description of all time. Bart lives through his desires only.

[@Bobby2Stoned]

My Name is Earl is one of the best shows ever made, and my favorite TV show by a long run. I clicked so fast when I saw Greg Garcia. Thanks guys, its a banger.

[@robertfrost8264]

I clicked really slwoly because I had no clue he was but he's one of the best guests they've ever had as far as vibing and being a fan of the show.

[@JasonSipe16]

Check out 'Raising Hope' and 'Sprung,' then.

[@Bobby2Stoned]

@@JasonSipe16 some of my favorite shows.

[@jebediahbrownmit]

I have to say, I've never heard of Greg Garcia but I love this dude. Instant fan.

[@EvanEraTV]

well happy wednesday, touch my podcast thru the fence

[@netherlandward]

YOO i used to watch your vids when i was younger didn’t know you were a mommy

[@curtisnightfish8902]

Consider yourself touched my friend. Go with god and never follow G to a dark area.

[@nickmanza8555]

Gotta get it going bud

[@msbelle5535]

My grandfather committed suicide and the coroner took his body but we were responsible for cleaning up the blood and brains all over the place. It was too traumatic so we got a hazardous waste remediation company come handle it for around $6000. Crazy.

[@det.caribou7405]

“Leave the camera with your mother” 🤣 👖

[@jturner97601]

Made my day and I need merch.

[@Gabagool101]

Such an accurate Bert impersonation. I felt like I was there lol

[@TheJoshSouthy]

Greg is fucking awesome, glad to see him with the mommies

[@ryanl2505]

Yeah, I’m a minor fan of his work and I think he was as funny and irreverent as I could hope for. Definitely a solid guest.

[@danrobichaud]

Tom's impressions are pretty great. He does a great Diaz, Kreischer, Black Guy. I hope he incorporates more of this into his sets.

[@malibugraves2410]

I like how they forced their employees to move to Texas and then puss out and move back to Los Angeles for 2 months because they can't stand the heat .

[@noahsmith8869]

Is this real lol? When do they talk about it?

[@jhey7836]

You don't know what you are talking about stay in your lane

[@malibugraves2410]

They told Bobby Lee last week, that they are moving back to L.A. for a few months due to the heat.

[@xIIxGOBLINxIIx]

soft californians will not make it in WW3

[@malibugraves2410]

@@RubberDicky yea I believe they said "hot in the summer, uh we are from l.a. " then talked about the locals as they were r- worded.

[@caseygates2175]

I saw a clip of Joey and Bert sitting outside by a fire, Joey straight checked out when Bert was talking LOL So funny! I got to find that clip

[@ssous206]

Love that YMH has finally found the SovCit toks, it's right up their alley!

[@hijinx5152]

the way he calmly pulled out the taser gives me life

[@1GayMTBr]

Please make the tased guy video a short. The whole thing is great

[@Qurisx]

One of the best guests. this was so nice and casual.

[@fffraaankkk]

Bert is like a Roman emperor who forgets to vomit.

[@unclemikescomedy]

1:09:42 One of the best YMH moments, great guest so it makes sense. The episodes with a lot of good chemistry are ones I'll rewatch over and over. "Getting into trouble" w/ Adam Friedland is one of the best.

[@benjaminmartelle2956]

Morning Homies!

[@thirdplanetman9468]

Hey there Chomo 😁

[@jonathanmunoz8649]

It's night time in Sydney Australia, close but no cigar

[@mydude74]

Good morning!

[@trenco13]

First day of college ever and I’m watch you guys. Cheers!!

[@digitalsalsas]

have fun, but remember to drink your water and dress appropriately , it’s hot out there today

[@71jbear]

Greg was hilarious!!! Im surprised he is not a stand up. Good episode!!!

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

1:02:00 I am certainly on board with that possible story and scenario. Write it! *Sounds awesome*

[@lizzymertsching1118]

finally i’ve been up all night waiting for this! thanks mommies

[@ChrissiPuk]

Same!!

[@m.i.a3532]

Quality.

[@squirtreynolds3420]

Yall need a hobby

[@JesusHComedy]

@@squirtreynolds3420 Or a day job. How are you not going to wake up and watch this on your commute?

[@squirtreynolds3420]

@@JesusHComedy that's exactly what I do lol. I watch whatever podcast just came out in the morning, then the pat mcafee show and that usually gets me thru my work day

[@stimpsonsutube]

18:36 “We’ve heard stories of celebrities who go to hotels and smoke inside and just pay however much it costs” Ladies and Gentlemen I’m pleased to inform you that Tim Dillon has done this and lived to tell about it, hopefully it gets brought up on the live

[@kc.bee.]

Love the Lipstick idea Christine!!! I’m gonna creak open the ol wallet and shell out some sheckles in hopes that my ass can attempt to look as amazing as you. Thanks for thinking of the Mommy’s! I watch the show as I clean my house like ye olde fashioned 35 year old housewife goddess that I am.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Women should clean up unprompted.

[@jarnold1789]

@@Mike-om4tv TWO COFFEES

[@sarahcarr5275]

@@Mike-om4tv 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rathbun222]

As you should

[@KaldDodeGitarist]

My friends and I used to turn disposable cameras into tasers and shock each other with them. It was fun

[@atomtune3898]

Loved the play by play on eating with Brent. Keep sharing those each time you eat with him.

[@amagicalbagel]

"god is not worried about cameras, I am" in the most monotone voice has me folded lol

[@Kylie5790]

Can’t wait to see you in Detroit!! Second row was a little pricey but you’re worth it Ma!

[@lrnntbr]

Yes!!!!

[@robertfrost8264]

Great show. I got 1st row balcony for Rochester and THAT was like $75/ticket. I did some super loose math a while back and considering every leg of this tour, a *LOOOW ballpark* he'll net close to $10M. Sure it's a lotta work, but he's gonna double his net worth off this tour.

[@rafaeltiano]

what a great episode, this is one of the casually funniest dudes i’ve ever seen. almost died when he said no more flip flops. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CaleCoast]

that opening clip happened in my local court room! E. Smit is a friend if mine, played rugby with him for years! Smitty was one of the arresting SWAT officers when that U-Haul full of white nationalists was pulled over, just a mile from the same court house!

[@RChayes71788]

Dude sounds like a Sovereign Citizen

[@CaleCoast]

@@RChayes71788 he is.

[@GlassDanimals]

God I keep coming back to this episode for the part with the weird stump foot. Tom just casually leaving that for them to watch while he poops. Garcia and Christine’s immediate reactions of disgust. Tom saying “there’s no tootsies on that foot” off mic. Them being unable to deduce it’s probably from diabetes. The whole thing is gold.

[@Empresssss]

Or the fact that at 1:22:22 You can clearly see that those are not pants between their feet, but brown, shit soiled underwear and in front of them, was their discarded jeans. This person shit their drawers and left them on the bathroom floor 😂

[@sshuggi]

Ask Brett in a few years about how those toes got lost on that elephant's foot once the diabetes catches up with him.

[@not_the_vampire]

Not if the heart plaque gets to him first!

[@christinedebessehoch]

Or the liver cirrhosis

[@edenzero8064]

Hes not gonna make it "a few years"

[@ShellGhost93]

Sorry I'm late to the party. This made me lol fr. Great work

[@theslayzinn]

I've got to say, I love doing my occupation while high. Of course in moderation and only after learning everything and being confident in my work.

[@wood_whippin811]

What a banger at the beginning I got ‘em high n tight at work mommies let’s get this money bayyyybeeee

[@hypnotoad311]

My Name is Earl is the best show to come out of that era of TV. I still watch it to this day. So good.

[@brynziegeman4203]

The toeless foot segment was the funniest segment I’ve seen in a long time

[@kaeonian7614]

I just want to know what the hell that thing was, it did not look human at all!

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

I don’t usually complain about KZbin ads, but holy shit, the ads are getting so bad. Around an hour and a half of this ep there were like 3-4 ads with 2 min of content between. I watch youtube/podcasts because ads have ruined the experience of watching TV. I appreciate free content, so I’m not sure what to do to fix this, but I doubt KZbin makes so little that they need to spam every video with ads.

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip to 3:43 & 8:23 skips intro 2 31:16 skips tour dates 40:56 skips ad reads

[@jacklempke7779]

Preesh

[@chadwarden593]

You really made me skip the intro song? Nevermind it was shit anyway.

[@guyledouche6039]

@@chadwarden593 yes cuz they usually suck

[@edenzero8064]

Ur a hero

[@guyledouche6039]

@@edenzero8064 lmao thanks. I typically get hate for my posts of skipping but if you're genuinely thanking me then I appreciate it & you're welcome. Keep on featherin it brother

[@ceetee6939]

Chrustinas lipstick 😂😂😂😭😭 I cant

[@christ6389]

Awe man this episode got me in my feels talking about beginning high school. 😞

[@Inmotionplays]

Great guest, great episode. The closing song was the cherry on top 🔥

[@jb_3034]

That’s clearly a brontosaurus who has diabetes. After losing the toes they then sanded down the remaining nubs for aesthetics

[@aSinisterKiid]

Congrats Kristy on the lipstick launch !!! That's super cool that you put your heart and soul into something you are passionate about.

[@moone58]

Tom quickly put an end to goth Christina 👋 👋

[@Bert-jz2jb]

I love that Bert and Ellis have the same voice 😂

[@coreya8924]

Feel like its been forever since we’ve seen tom really play the guitar

[@bossefraise]

I liked the chill atmosphere in this one. Greg seems like a great dude.

[@comma_man]

Saw the taser gun clip multiple times… satisfaction guaranteed. You get to legally shock the shit out of unreasonable people.. peak satisfaction. 😆😆

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

1:24:30 “Ah fuck it, I don’t have toes” 😂

[@Saltyarticles]

They should get into first amendment auditors, im sure Tim would love the crazy interactions they have with police.

[@primalentity9824]

They kinda already are. There's this episode and a few others too. Plus wasn't fed smoker one or at least he was inspired by auditors lol.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

If there is one type of person I never want to talk to, it's a first amendment auditor. The most annoying people of all. EDIT: Also, P. Barnes is a legend.

[@kman9884]

It’s 50/50 with those. Because you’ll see a lot of r-worded cops get destroyed on their lack of knowledge and get berated by a supervisor, before they shamefully walk away. You’ll also see a straight up idiot poorly articulate his defenses and end up tased.

[@kyl3cl4rk]

@@kman9884 Just show Glenn Cerio vids.

[@thestraydog]

@@kman9884 I'm all for putting uninformed cops in their place, but if you act a fool, your doofy ass is gonna hit the pavement and it'll be a hard sell trying to get me to feel badly for you.

[@mraaanderson5291]

One of the most genuinely funny guests in some time

[@kangawoos8532]

I can’t WAIT for the live show!

[@Stereomike11]

Omg! I literally just almost died laughing at that dude getting tazed. Omg "Pleaae, stop." Zz.zz.zz 🤣 I love you, Mommies. Keep them jeans, high and tight.

[@brianmcdonald6250]

The story about Fat Sticks at dinner and how he addressed Zolo in the 2 Bears this week is kinda horrifying lol

[@dntgvafuk89]

Can't imagine how he is in Italy right now 😆

[@MichaelJames707]

Freaking love the podcast guys, especially the Spotify notifications. Cheers !

[@RetrospectWindow]

Garth is the Second Eagle of the apocalypse. Chris Gaines was the first

[@victoriaarmstong322]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CBeyondlimits]

I love that voice Tom does for the kiddo. 😂

[@kanifalam7835]

Blurt did say that he vomits in his sleep, regularly shits the sheets, and has panic attacks every morning, living his best life uhhhhundred%

[@rangleski3695]

Let's not forget the blood pressure, the constant indigestion, the fact his gut is already rock solid and his eyes are now bulging out of his fat head. He means well.

[@buffalotropicals4840]

That is absolutly it!!! Getting stoned and enduring a panic type situation is the adrenaline rush that we desire! Makes You Feel Alive.

[@todrobinson3733]

Bert’s going to be fine until he isn’t. he will have no mellow. he’ll go from zoom zoom to dead.

[@kokorolex]

I am 1000% sure Bert would've dropped dead a long time ago. That man is a genetic anomaly, literally The Machine.

[@steviemotherfuckinv6374]

Was thinking the same 😬

[@OberynTheRedViper]

Hopefully sooner rather than later

[@NA86737]

@@OberynTheRedViper we can only hope so

[@OberynTheRedViper]

See, Bert is why I don't believe in God. Patrice O'Neal, a goddamn legend, dies from diabetes and the world lost a comedy genius. But this human shit stain that is Bert? He'll live forever....

[@ryanparker8714]

Greg was a fantastic guest! I loved the way you guys feel so comfortable and just shooting the shit for the pod!! keep feathering it brother

[@daegiovanni5864]

Tom's impersonations have always been great. like, if you tell Tom "hey do a black guy", it's a fun-sounding black guy, not some insulting caricature. Tom, I know you're reading this: further develop this talent, buddy.

[@KrankyKate279]

OMG GREG BRING BACK EARL !!!! One of my fav shows ever

[@jacsprat00]

Any day that I get to hear “Diamonds in the crevist of your pvssy” is a good day! 💎👖

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

It's a banger, brother.

[@dunx.6955]

Greg is just so effortlessly funny, love the guy.