your new male role model | joseph banterson

[@mikejoyce1916]

You forgot the part where he reloaded and repeatedly told the little girl it was her fault her parents are getting a divorce

[@mikejoyce1916]

To be fair, she would NOT stop crying

[@jxtapose]

sigma behaviour ong

[@riahimed3400]

if all the options are wrong pick the funny one

[@DolanDuking]

He also kept visiting her at the shrine to see if she was still crying then leaving

[@Guwi]

In the spirit of doing hyper-specific edits, have you thought about making a "Joe Owl Noises" compilation? Honestly I think that could crack 4 hours. Bro loves making that noise.

[@koboDresden]

It would be a hoot for sure.

[@Karmakamilia]

YES

[@tobikurashiki]

Oh it's supposed to be an owl? I always thought it's autism.

[@MegaJackolope]

I'm going to wake up to a 4 hour compilation of a canadian man making owl noises at 3AM, be unable to fall back asleep and I will curse you specifically in that moment.

[@guighs6477]

Is there a video where he does that?

[@fredo_credo5689]

i see we are still on the joe giving life advice arc

[@mrloleno]

The water take was absolutely true tho Best drink in the world

[@GuagoFruit]

Truly the terminally online gamer dad I never had

[@tartipouss]

Having watched so much content of Joe from 4 years ago while he was gone, and then seeing how based and wise he has goten since, makes it feels like we're so back even harder than we were.

[@kildeer]

holy shit the NL 3 showers a day callout

[@Maestroxxx1]

@@kildeer I have a cousin that drinks water He says it real good.

[@thewarmdrink]

Damn even I gotta agree with the 'drinks should be hot or cold' take....

[@connn1723]

Joe shading NL ab showers is so funny

[@Baddaby]

What underwear

[@Vasily-D]

Honestly I would love for someone to make a compilation of serious advice from Joseph, not chat debates, but just him sharing his knowledge. Those are rare but hit different

[@Avendesora]

My hot take: cheese is never S-tier on its own, but it’s absolutely mandatory for a ridiculous amount of other S-tier food combos so it gets a pass

[@videogames4821]

true, it’s like tomatoes

[@Fritzguyes]

Good stuff.

[@Nick-kd6pk]

Who are those people why type NO in chat to a take that you need to shower at least once every 3 days?

[@espinacasable]

(don't keep your phone topped off, it kills the battery If you really need to spend 2 days without touching an outlet then keep a power bank and top that one off since its replaceable)

[@hobb927]

doesnt use bidet tells to change underwear everyday nice one joe

[@mechanicalmonk2020]

Has a shitty asshole == has a shitty underwear Checks out

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

Who is drinking warm water anyway? You're just asking to quickly have lukewarm water, and anything lukewarm should be reheated or disposed of immediately.

[@synka5922]

y'all dont have tankless water heating? Like, the tap water just flows through and gets heated? sure the water takes a moment (5 sec) and it can be near boiling I never heard of "running out of hot water" outside of american tv shows before

[@reynevan26]

As someone from Europe I'm suprised the centralized water heating system is not more widespread.

[@Avendesora]

We do, it’s just expensive to retrofit and more expensive up front than tanks, so new homes aren’t often constructed with them in mind by the awful companies that have taken over our entire housing market. They’re a lot more common in businesses than in residences. Having hot water available when the power is out is very nice though, as is being able to use it in multiple places at the same time without installing multiple units in family homes, so there are (very limited) practical advantages.

[@itmecube]

If US annexes Canada at least Quebec will have to speak English.

[@MarinaraMann]

I like the way you think