Your witch wife looks after you when you're sick [audio][roleplay][light fdom][comfort]

It’s the season to get sick, and you’ve caught a bug. Your witch wife is ready to look after you!
Special thanks to Olympian Patron Vodyinoi for the script idea!
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As always, thanks for listening!

[@shadowfang269]

Wife: how are you upright? Me: pure unadulterated spite.

[@00_buck_00]

Understandable. Have a great day

[@spongeboymebob771]

"How are you even upright?" "The souls of the innocent." "What?" "Tylenol."

[@AvaTheAnnihilator]

😂🤣

[@thelightningking8772]

Witch Wife: “It’s fine. It’s totally normal.” The Oompa Loompas: *Start singing*

[@Dee_rian]

*Oompa loompa Doobie de doo.*

[@thenerdyguy2020]

I would rather be blue than sick. She got me calling people sweetness now

[@brandideloachgmaicom]

Same on the sweetness thing

[@cityman2312]

Hm. The only thing I like about my own appearance is that I still have a freckled nose and cheeks. Would turning blue mean having even skin tone?

[@techdrummerkullgren1250]

I’d also rather be Blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-di

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

​@@techdrummerkullgren1250 I'm blue if I were green I would die

[@Blindluck92]

Witch Wife: "In sickness and in health. I'm *pretty* sure that was one of the things I signed up for." Me: "You know what? That's fair." Also, I want that pillowcase.

[@damianwolfe613]

yes. This is one of the reasons I wish magic was real.

[@annabanana7987]

Urban Nymph: “there’s the bed collapse into it” Me: “ok fine” ( face plants onto bed) 😂

[@roranaredhood7642]

I WAS IMAGINING THAT TO.

[@GraceSquad13]

Thought I was the only fool up in here who would face plant onto the bed

[@Kittynati_Hiserver]

ok but like its mandatory for me when i am sick + LOTS of cuddles

[@AvaTheAnnihilator]

Her - "How are you even upright?" Me - "Goku told me to never give up!"

[@damianwolfe613]

Which Nymph: how are you standing? Me: I was trained by the League of Assassins. A simple cold will not stop me. *Coughs violently* ok I may need help.

[@LifeontheBush]

I'm not sick but I've been stressed out for weeks now, finally caught up with me and I'm 70 to 75% sure I had a mild heart attack today so I'm going to listen to this audio after work tomorrow. it's always a nice surprise when years of persistent mental health problems decides so show up like that.

[@flygon6997]

Daily life of an average American

[@skystriker4459]

I was actually sick while watching this and nodded along too the symptoms I actually had

[@justtracie8636]

I believe our witch wife made us blue on purpose so we can't go out!! Absolutely brilliant video Nymph

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

I actually am sick. This was really nice Also, I want that pillow case. Can you make my whole bed cold? Oh that would be so amazing.

[@the__wolf5087]

Witch Wife is probably my favourite character of yours, always good to hear more audios!

[@rans0mware]

"I said please" ah yes, a simple yet quite unbreakable spell

[@demichaelgalloway9456]

Nice audio as always urban nymph keep up the excellent work sweetness

[@Midnight-xf5od]

Urban Nymph:How are you even upright Me:I am a little don't underestimate my power

[@BillyTheDenton]

Oh no, she's feeding us colloidal silver

[@toro4475]

Hug on you Urban Nymph, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗

[@ohhowdythere8199]

No way did you release this while I'm sick. Very cool :)

[@WIllowbee598]

okay but that pillow case is a brilliant idea

[@sociallyintrovertedasmr8923]

I always look forward to your audios, and this is no exception!!

[@George_W_Bush]

I’m just waiting for the day that I, a boring regular man with no out of the ordinary qualities, will end up with a lovely witch wife

[@gaborvoros7354]

But Mr. President, you do have a wife already.

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Can nuke the world but can't get a witch wife smh

[@Hamsterdawn]

Witch wife: How are you up? us: The rush of adrenaline that we forgot an important project keeps us going

[@zeeba3999]

Her: I'm an utterly impressed and in awe of you - now get back to bed. I love that mix of care and take charge lol

[@FlyingTacticianMorgan]

During the potion of less sucky symptoms segment, I jokingly thought “smells like ass” and then she said “don’t worry about how it smells” and I was like hold up-

[@nevaatrust]

Hooly shit your voice is soothing! Exactly what I needed rn :) Thank you for this

[@DiegoDiaz-kk3xh]

Potion of Less Sucky Symptoms: reduces any negative effects and reduces the time of sickness. Extremely helpful with colds. Also comes with a cup of water to wash it down.

[@BC_Animus]

Thank you for looking after me, fantasy wifey!

[@wolfman227]

I wasn't feeling good you helped me feel better thank you

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved ‎‎

[@ArtisanLeatherCompany]

I DO NOT HAVE THE COROLLAVIRUS

[@pawedziedzic3250]

-How are you upright? -Meh, I have a slight fever every other day, thats norm for me -That's impressive :' )

[@jafsrob]

Sweetness is still in my list of top nicknames thanks to you.

[@darkrider189]

1:06 Sandworms? *Dune score blares*

[@kambingwatterson4600]

I need that pillowcase

[@rickmcqueen9760]

I feel better already! 😌

[@rainoathefolf6945]

SHE SOUNDS LIKE LUCINDA FROM APHMAU MYSTREET AND THE PERSONALITY

[@angelus_solus]

That's too funny. I'm another one who pushes through when I'm sick. Edit: I keep pushing until my body gives out.

[@annabanana7987]

I’d rather be blue and glowy then sick 😂😂😂

[@nanobuyuki9725]

Tbf friends n gf tell me to take sick days due to me just working through days when I am sick. Tbf unless I'm on death's door I don't take breaks

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

Omg, I love this! 🥰

[@AngelDustSimpno1]

I was able to stand for the first like two days, now I can't 😭

[@GraceSquad13]

Okay *fine* I GUESS I can go back to bed,but you miss ma’am are coming with me *proceeds to drag down on the bed as I faceplant*

[@greyfolded77]

Loved this! 😊

[@philiprobles6532]

If I was sick I'd probably do the same thing except I would listen to her

[@adonutlol1697]

One wrong move and we’re taking a vacation to Salem

[@gaborvoros7354]

I feel beloved ♡♡♡

[@flygon6997]

Let me get this straight she turned me blue and I look like a Smurf on steroids

[@DanMaluchnik]

Her: "Stomachache?" Me: "Get the peptobismol."

[@jacmichaelvincentbartolome8413]

Great asmr

[@anomanderrake654]

I love my wife

[@haddixjohn15]

Very cool !!!!

[@VeraExora]

Ayyy, witch wife tiime

[@randallstrong9882]

Great

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very epic

[@chiefoftheoldgods8912]

Funny enough I'm actually coming down with something. Bit of fever, stuffed nose, all over aches. Feelin' real good. But one last question doc, how long do I have to live?

[@justanotherpaladin4125]

I'm not sick!!!!!! I HAVE EVIL TO FIGHT!!!!!

[@thehelltaker8820]

Hm.. nice. Have a good day Urban Pancakes 🥞

[@wilsonreyes124]

I'm a simple guy, I see Fdom, I click

[@cardo3566]

❤

[@snowyvoidproductionsxx]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY GAYNESSSSS

[@youngwolf7216]

💜💜

[@cityman2312]

I've turned blue? Does my wife have green skin? We'd go well together.

[@whynot6262]

Are we talking fantasy witch or tik tok witch?