Body Count - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[@BrandonAlanBell]

I can tell that Tom knows Bert is walking a very dangerous line and just subtlety eggs him on. So funny.

[@Superhot320]

Toms face is so priceless and just screams fuckery. like he genuinely cant wait to fuck with him

[@rulisa1131]

@@Superhot320 Tom seems like he would have been a nightmare in elementary school 😂

[@paintballplayer700]

Tom’s psychopath grin while Bert is slowly talking himself into a divorce 😅

[@whapaa3458]

Yea I didn't wanna hear Tom's double sister best friend story anyway.., jeez Mr bert

[@constantdoodle32]

Right

[@Cian808]

stepping on good stories frequently 😂🤐

[@adammchale4550]

He can't stop talking. Shit on a story I wanted to hear.

[@fractaled3129]

Was a little disappointed too. Pity he's so self-involved and can't shut up.

[@Crazyfool12]

Yeah he drives me nuts. He literally thinks that everything he has to say is the most important thing in the world.

[@gregantonio1]

7:36 Bert having to recheck his "F list" to to make sure Leann was the one is pure comedy gold!! lmao

[@DravenMercer]

I love how not an episode goes by it seems where we don't see Bert falling closer and closer to a divorce lmao

[@Rut53]

LeAnn is staying for the kids. When the last is 18, she's leaving and taking half. The way she sees it is by then there will be a few more million she can take from Brent. It's just a job at this point.

[@machinescrews]

@@Rut53 or riding it out till he has a massive fucken stroke cause it’s bound to happen soon or an OD

[@cameronthebobameron1930]

@@Rut53 that’s assuming he doesn’t kill himself with his alcoholism by then

[@tonyransom3848]

I bet that guy laughing in the back is easily the happiest person alive.

[@waldog1079]

Imagine marrying Bart, now imagine watching a video of him on the internet talking about how he still regrets not having sex with the coolest girl he ever met

[@RichPianasOilPump]

You could have ended that comment 3 words in

[@Gen7486]

Now imagine how insecure you’d have to be to feel any type of way about hypothetical situations.

[@SenorEmborracho]

@@Gen7486 you're definitely a virgin

[@Gen7486]

@@SenorEmborracho and that reply tells me your mum rarely ever held you and your dad died early.

[@diogoaxel]

@@Gen7486 Jesus. Savage.

[@Chuck-PK]

7:37 Jesus H. Christ. That pause and glance back at the list, keep digging Bert, just keep on digging.

[@mfforeskin9755]

I get really interested about what Tom's gonna say...then Brünt interrupts him, and Tom doesn't continue to tell his story

[@kaaajeee]

right, this show is only fun when bert is out.

[@aarongerdts216]

Bert blows

[@ezra4717]

@@kaaajeee go listen to Tom Talks or the other 600+ episodes of YMH that Brandon isn’t on

[@domixBH]

oh right.. you listen to 2 Bears 1 Cave to hear Tom speak? This fuckin guy...

[@ChillinRed]

The laughter in the background will never get old. 😂

[@bassikproform2391]

Bert REALLY needs to learn the whole lying/ shutting up skill

[@Rut53]

He can lie, but only to exaggerate a story. And he does it often

[@Kevin-dl7ek]

I wanted to hear Tom's story about hooking up with his sisters best friends!!!

[@landonoshie1331]

I believe it's on the honey dew podcast if I remember right

[@Jilliandoug]

@@landonoshie1331 which one?

[@landonoshie1331]

I believe it was 17 but I can't remember

[@Mibour]

Bert: explains something, burps, loses his train of thoughts, changes topic

[@kaloyankolev9804]

Nah dude I'm dead underrated comment💀💀💀💀💀

[@APolishPlayer]

if bert played sports in highschool, hed still be trying to wear his letterman...

[@ubernate860]

Bert was dancing with death here and Tom just kept it going. Fuckin glorious moment lmao

[@FiveLeefClovr]

These bears have been in and out of caves their whole lives 😂

[@protoype123]

Gold Sir straight gold 😂🤣

[@evanputtick1485]

The crew members laughs in the background in each episode are GOLD 🤣

[@lwnf360]

Their producer laughing in the background is so great. 🤣

[@dustintapp5230]

Bert's mind gets so distracted so easily he cant even finish a story or let someone else finish theirs. Love they guy but sometimes he just detracts from the situation

[@diegoledezma4045]

Yeah I like Bert a lot and he’s very important to the show but him constantly interrupting and talking about himself is just getting annoying.

[@sambattaglene]

Yeah, I agree.

[@Stevefrenchie]

It’s gotten to the point where I no longer like bert and what he brings to the show. I only like toms reactions and when he eggs bert on to continue saying stupid shit

[@laiskapyykki]

He is drunk as balls.

[@noahlowery1967]

He can’t even help it he’s a big baby

[@DDS_Rips]

Bert is literally describing the EBDB from The League. The Eskimo Brothers Data Base🤣

[@Lalalalala...]

7:01 their reactions hahaha and the laughing in the background😂😂😂😂😂

[@poppagru]

When Bert said his b job list was through the roof, I expected Tom to say giving or receiving....

[@klaire1058]

“Why cause you know I’ll talk about it?” HAHAHA MEEEE 😂

[@yarnosh]

You guys are so unexpectedly wholesome. I just assumed comedians were all hooking up with a different girl each show.

[@JusticeForDinner]

poor leanne….

[@JusticeForDinner]

tom is a very very smart man

[@X7Maverick]

She should be taking out the biggest life insurance policy possible.

[@hannaharnold9991]

i don’t think Bert is self aware enough to realize how lucky he is to have a wife smh

[@Malaziel]

@@hannaharnold9991 Bert has a net worth over 10 million dollars. He could be an absolutely disgusting troglodyte and still have a smoke show of a wife.

[@wesman4838]

This is the greatest podcast ever every time somebody does a cackle laugh they should get a raise I love the cackle background laughing

[@jonvia]

Garth Brooks responding to the question "Where are the bodies?" Garth: I cant remember their names.

[@xbmpr]

To anyone interested in Tom’s story about his sisters friend, Tom told it in another podcast but I can’t remember which one he has too many lol

[@milesbeler3974]

@Jan Klemenc High and tight

[@K1forMVP]

Sorry to hear your dad passed away Tom. RIP Top Dog.

[@muhammedahmed3291]

WHAT???

[@moustafachoucair506]

@@muhammedahmed3291 his dad died

[@irishrebel1976]

I swear Nadav's laugh makes these videos.

[@Bsnowman22]

It's like an authentic laugh track 🤣

[@vitamind2387]

No it doesn’t. Shit is old

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

TF? It’s like a drunk chick with an annoying laugh that ruins the joke and seems like they pay him per cackle.

[@johnsutphin9400]

@@vitamind2387 don't watch then, he's part of the podcast smh

[@InfactBased]

I know, his laugh kills me!

[@user-tb3ss2lb9t]

Bert wants to be single so bad

[@kry4973]

He thinks he does. It's a grass is greener on the other side situation. The fact that he found someone decent to marry and have kids with considering his lifestyle, age, and mentality is a miracle. Even if he was single he'd never shut up long enough to get to know somebody anyways.

[@majikjuggalo]

@@kry4973Bert will get robbed, ripped off and completely taken advantage of women now. When she’s gone, his half will be drained on car payments, mortgages and shopping for multiple 👩🏾

[@jimjohnson3865]

Wish Brent wouldn’t interrupt some of these stories from Tom that we actually want to hear

[@curtthechameleon]

I love hearing these two. Comedy gold.

[@andrew18607]

It’s so great that the ad before this video was for Bert’s movie

[@kylescott7654]

Just let him finish a fucking story man.

[@toomuchalex9776]

You’re so mad 🤣

[@xellffs6258]

@@toomuchalex9776 lol everyone is. These comments are hilarious. Like, why watch the podcast if you're gonna just bitch about Bert?

[@Gilky342]

@@toomuchalex9776 They're not wrong, dummy

[@deanweimer3555]

The laughter in the back is the best part lmfao 🤣

[@FELiPES101]

I would argue that with phones, dating and finding partners is much harder because it's too easy to be inhumane and totally shut someone out of your life.

[@bruhmomentum8052]

that's not inhumane

[@callanc3925]

@@bruhmomentum8052 ghosting is kinda inhumane bro, its basically the modern day equivalent to moving town and getting a new name

[@speedrob]

@@callanc3925 Even that's still not inhumane, kinda or even close, cold behaviour maybe. There is and there isn't reasons someone might do that, for you both to pass a strong judgement on the 'concept' is kinda silly imho Me, you and everyone has the complete right to 'pick and choose' who we surround ourselves with. It's not an arrogant thing, I do agree that we all also equally deserve answers to if there is a disliking, for if there could be some self-improvment (on both parties). But you can't force or demand this from someone also on the same notes. Some people are not fit for eachother, to just be around, as friends or otherwise so having uncompatible personalities out your life... is only good for you. TLDR; If someone 'cuts you out', you have equal right to return the favour in kind.

[@62.81]

@@callanc3925 no one owes you conversation bro

[@_d_ot]

This a sad set of comments, hope y’all heal from whatever hurt you

[@user-tx5bx3wq4g]

Imagine marrying someone and finding out they blew Burt...

[@magdabrownis265]

My sister was 2 years ahead of me in school and I was 6’3” as a Freshman. God I miss being in high school

[@minnumseerrund]

that's sad

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

​​@@minnumseerrundI thought the same exact thing there's nothing more pathetic than guys who peaked in high school.

[@heatherleigh6087]

Six degrees of separation of sex is called contact tracing Bert 😂🤣😂

[@therealanus]

Tom is so awkward this whole clip is awesome

[@Xoltris]

Taco MacArthur created the app that Bert wants

[@klaire1058]

“I don’t remember their names” hey. Sometimes you don’t remember their face soooo 😂

[@Hemery25]

Holy shit Bert’s idea at the end is a real thing in the show the league taco created the EBDB which is the escomo brothers data base and that’s how he basically survived

[@steveh_cdn569]

When you think about…….and pause before sayin…..”Without a doubt…….” Bert (bërt, burt, birt, beurt) is so damn great!!

[@ctgrady3148]

Bert really described the EBDB at the end. Shows that Taco was right, there's a market for it

[@eddieborkstrom]

I started looking for this comment as soon as Brent said that, lol.

[@Mario.Martinez1306]

“What happens at the EBDBBnB, stays at the EBDBBnB…… in our video collection” 🤣

[@noahsmith7894]

Bert looks like tim Allen, midway through the santa transformation.

[@semi-Collin]

I need a group of people that laugh at all my stories and conversations in the background of my life

[@moeleicster2737]

i'm over bert

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Same shtick every episode. Can't tell one 2 Bears from another nowadays

[@daddy1639]

The high pitch voice does my head in. Hes funny as fuck but the second he does that high pitch laugh and voice i skip the video 10 seconds until its stopped

[@X7Maverick]

For anyone curious. There's a documentary made by Porsalin about Bert on KZbin called "try hard" Very eye opening.

[@daddy1639]

@@X7Maverick its 90 minutes. Can you summarise it for me.

[@thebeardedsamurai8067]

Bert was describing the Eskimo Brothers Database at the end. If you have watched the show The League you know what I'm talking about.

[@Bolchang]

Tom really need a bill burr style Monday morning podcast. I think he’s hilarious but all of his cohost should talk less

[@Mythowars]

Bert either could give a fuck what someone is saying and was never ever stopped doing this growing up so he still does it, or he literally has an underdeveloped mind. If you talk to a child, and child for more then ten minutes she can steer a conversation straight… cause they veer off. Cause a kid can’t focus. I honestly think all the booze is seeping into his brain 100 percent

[@phillipt1697]

They know their wives gonna see this right? 🤣

[@arvizomiguel]

Bert realizing that his own best friend can’t even trust him with information. 12:00

[@sissyofFreemont]

Leanne is the shit. I think she would do just fine without Bert

[@al4385]

Another episode of the Bert Show feat Timmy Segura.

[@no-gc6xd]

I think about how sad Tom is going to be when Bert dies. I think about this a lot. A lot, a lot.

[@brandtcrouch279]

Sometimes I feel like whoever is laughing in the background is laughing for their job lol

[@Schmidhead]

Brett in the beanie looks like a Scav from Escape from Tarkov now, "Davay, davay-davay!"

[@MantissToboggan]

Man, I really don't like Bean.

[@TheBudBoss]

Bruh, this was a wild ride. Love the song at the end xD

[@Mewse1203]

"Just be quiet" 😂🤣

[@matthewcantu4654]

Definitely, without a doubt🤔....ya, without a doubt.🤣 Bert's hilarious

[@dougvereecke6439]

Bert, the sex database you speak of was fictionally featured on The League. The EBDB, Eskimo Brother Database. Jon Lajoie was all about that.

[@ben3304]

Can't forget the EBDB BNB

[@TheRealMrMustache]

“Definitely, without a doubt …” *hesitates*

[@MJM17]

Bert could totally market that app idea to public health departments trying to track down STD/STI patients’ partners 😂

[@barrettpickett5603]

Hold on let me look at this list again. I am rolling.

[@gregantonio1]

This is just COMEDY GOLD!!!

[@richardshaw4866]

Bert looks like he smells like french fries.

[@kennychism7985]

I love the laughs in the back

[@Mibour]

Bert: let me think… without a doubt! Then thinks

[@mikewhalen4922]

The magic of Bert is wearing off bigtime.

[@brandycehenry]

Thought I was the only one who was starting to feel this way…

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

Magic? I thigh thing everyone always hated this guy..3 episodes in he was too annoying for me to ever watch the show again

[@cammacleod3152]

Bert putting his foot in his mouth 😂

[@markandrus8879]

2 Kings of Romance!! Neither one can a remember a single name.

[@gavingrisham2208]

Brent needs the Eskimo Brothers Data Base

[@InfactBased]

7:15 funniest shit ever

[@mariabasileo6921]

Not Bert describing the concept of the EBDB from The League in the last few seconds lol

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

Wow, i wouldn't have thought Tim never visited a chocolate factory.

[@freckled_linny]

Burnt…. For the love of god, we get it, you are the guy who interrupts a lot… we’re over it! It is not cute anymore…. Getting realllllllly annoying! The interruptions are so frequent that I lose interest and fast forward through your stories until Tom speaks! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@1972cuda1]

100% 👍

[@mcawesomest1]

Tom is trying to take Bert down a few notches because he is heading into dicey territory

[@travisboyd6272]

*Doubt's a whole lot. "........Without a doubt" *Doubt's more

[@itslooigi]

An Eskimo Brother app is lokey a great idea

[@agentfernandez1473]

Bert talking about getting a burner account like wtf

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

4:00 Leanne must be Thrillllllllllled LOL

[@maxruther9985]

bert describing Tacos EBDB BnB gives me life

[@jeffreymoscardelli8428]

Bert whent to FSU the school is around 7 to 1 that's 7 chick to 1 guy and it helped he was in rolling stone magazine while in college as a huge party animal

[@tannernicholson4662]

They should rename this podcast “Tom and the interruption”

[@micahraymond286]

Bert just described the Eskimo Brothers Data Base

[@YUNGBOOTSTRAP]

13:31 Bert talking about the Eskimo Brothers Data Bank

[@Sweetbunnibabi]

We love Tom ❤ & Bert 😂

[@secret-vs4qw]

I’m in tears

[@beatfarmbeats]

The beautiful mind of Bert Kreischer 🤣

[@samueltorres04]

I swear with the amount of content they have you can use so many clips out of context

[@_tk_tk]

Bert just pitched Taco's EBDB from The League 😂

[@MarMar-mh7df]

At the end Bert talking about the EBDB (Eskimo brothers database) from The League that Taco made haha

[@willvr4]

I feel like most guys who had a younger sister that was only a few years apart, fooled around with at least 1 or 2 of her friends. Shit gets a little weird when you hit 18/19 lol

[@isarleneperez3239]

Tom kills me 🤣

[@romeyjclark]

Bert basically explained the Eskimo bros business taco bad on the League 🤣🤣🤣

[@bradmagyor3546]

Yo. Bert is going through some shit. You can tell.

[@alecstaley1017]

When you fund out your heroes have low body counts:(

[@jackesposito4141]

every time Tom mentions someone Brent Krenshaw is like “What’s her full name, number and address???”

[@cjtrexler447]

Bert just described the ebdb from the league