A Hankerin' for Scrum - YMH Highlight

[@pangolothian]

"Should I play the trombone during?" "I think everyone would want to hear it, yeah" 💀💀💀

[@MoKiShea]

He bounced back with that so quick 😂😂😂

[@bobloerakker7010]

I nearly choked on my joint listening to this.

[@ZachXthagod]

They really are made for each other

[@DeRussellMasina]

Pure gold

[@TheRSTD1]

Christina, it’s not just a lick, it’s a lifestyle.

[@dmjdmj]

It's not just a lifestyle, it's a delicacy to quote Trick Daddy.

[@mrhead2781]

RIM JOB JONES

[@michaelgarcia1018]

Only a year late to the party but that was funny AF😂🤣😂

[@bumboywillynut8868]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@maverickd6214]

Cant wait for the YMH clip titled “Christina finally ate Tom’s scrum”

[@13lakeSullivan]

That's all i want for my birthday... Tom to get some scrum lickage action. It's just manners, Christina.

[@wyatthausman4377]

The scrummening.

[@mitchellhapgood]

Not even, he's just gonna be clean shaven and we'll know. Hahaha

[@manamitoyota95]

We better see a video of it on a YMH Live

[@scottybricks3996]

@@wyatthausman4377 hahaha, yes

[@simonsays525]

Christina: "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" Me: "Definitely. Bert on all fours."

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

Ralphie May on all fours. Then again, i don't think he's a very hairy person, so it would just be the fat thing.

[@blooddancer1]

@@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 he also dead so...

[@jleos0095]

@@blooddancer1 which makes it even scarier! 😂

[@rictoectol9814]

If I see Tom’s face unshaved: we’ll all know what she did.

[@austindolan7182]

watch him do everything she asked, and him go 'goddammit she still won't eat it!'

[@aliciab77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

*shaved

[@MrAnthimos112]

Was just going to write this , lol.

[@Charlezard.]

Unshaved? Like how it is in this video and every other video?

[@gebrazer]

Cheers to Christina for doing more negotiating on the topic in 3 minutes than my exwife did in 7 years.

[@earthychef]

Listen up ladies. He said ex-wife. Lol

[@bpmarcos006]

They’ve had this debate for years

[@cosmicwonderer6269]

It's also great content lmao

[@jiger2396]

hell yeah dude you rock

[@sergeygrigorchuk]

🎸🎸🎸

[@Kahlalily]

I had NO idea I even needed this conversation in my life. 🤣I'm crying

[@ericl2105]

It’s a podcast moment like THIS that puts the final nail in terrestrial radio’s coffin.

[@hanadali7394]

the laughter in the back always get me

[@havok1786]

'you're not gonna gape me.' Famous last words 🤣

[@alansmith4287]

Christina i have tried Hungarian food. Youve made it half way home already

[@deshaundozier]

Swish!

[@woodstock6792]

Tom looks like a congressman when scrum comes up

[@paultate5213]

Christina you have to commit to conducting the whole orchestra, the trombone, snare drum the maracas and the xylophone.

[@slapshot6ful]

😂😂😂 I love the instrument selection

[@shilohwehrmacht2947]

Thats one strange fucking orchestra

[@CherrrrBear]

💀💀💀

[@RedLlama31]

"Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" This is the greatest marriage in history

[@Diesel257]

She's negotiating! You got her fam!

[@cesarlaflame]

I watched this while eating a pulled pork sandwich probably not the smartest decision in my life

[@negativeindustrial]

How was Tom’s ass?

[@brandonweis2884]

Omfg 😂😂😂

[@aroseyglow]

🤮😂🤮😂

[@gbae636]

😆😆

[@Charlezard.]

Were you licking it out of the bun?

[@godemperor9122]

Guess if Tom pulls up with a clean shave any day soon we'll know whats up

[@thetek9]

One of these podcasts Tom is going to start off clean shaven with a giant smile on his face, and Tom is never going to have a beard again.

[@calebfernandez7782]

Have you seen his most recent video with Matthew McConaughey!!!

[@jshay2324]

"Can we do like a minute?" *tremoring deep breaths from Christina* lmao

[@DK-kv5vj]

I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

And you don't think any of that mess has splashed up on his D and Bs? You touch those right?

[@goochI034]

They are called “toilet freckles” and my Dad was THE KING of toilet freckles back when I was growing up!

[@traviscoates6878]

Look, it can all be referred to in an American classic novel that goes by the name of, “Everybody Poops.” Therefore, “Everybody Scrums.”

[@carsonking6199]

@@traviscoates6878 funny thing is it was originally published in Japan

[@robertoleal8214]

Ya, but he has to be near yours uh?

[@BlueCheeseBae]

“I can stand with one leg up and hold a cheek open” 😂😂😂

[@callagoza]

"It's only smellz" 🤣 that's some old efukt comedy right there 🤣

[@TuteskiVonTuteskovich]

Eeefukkktttt 🎶

[@nathantinklenberg]

When did they do a Rocco bit?!? "Please! Itz only smellz"

[@callagoza]

@@nathantinklenberg it's at 7:00

[@kheyonsmith1497]

I found out about that from an Idubbz bad unboxing video 😂😂

[@noobforlife91]

When she said "okay" his reaction was priceless 7:58

[@Mitch-M]

She’s starting to believe....

[@randysimmons8684]

If Christina has to ask all these questions about technique, she obviously hasn't been on the receiving end

[@davidsills424]

Yo are you the Randy they looking for? 🤣🤣

[@toddlawson8122]

I love how serious she’s taking this. 😂

[@marketteers]

“It doesn’t have to go in.... just around” 😂😂

[@joshs.3659]

God damn, the Rocco accent dropping “Its only smells” is fucking killing me

[@DrSnowglobes]

“A minute is a long time in scrum time.” Aww, that’s cute Christina.

[@jeremymcfarland5655]

Watching Christina's face resign to pure disgust at the thought of having to do this to Tom is both sad and hilarious.

[@guyfawkes8790]

The look on her face when she's imagining doing it....priceless

[@ttott0013]

Absolutely love the podcast. One of my favorites.

[@cage-rage1797]

I love this podcast, Tim Allen and Crystal Pineapple are so funny. Cant wait to see Tim with a clean shave.

[@Nopem6734]

It's Christie Pinacolada not pineapple

[@abneraranivar346]

Lmao i love how Tom is pretending like his asshole is harmless & not the WMD we all know it really is poor Christina 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Katt-v._.v]

😂😂

[@mattlewis6517]

Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪

[@LiKWiDjay]

Yes. Shes a grown would. Its a part of her hubsbands body. Its just annoying and childish at this point. Corny just do it and stfu already

[@aliciab77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vansdan.]

deadass though. be honest with your partner.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Tf is that pink star lookin thing with 7 dots?

[@pegleg2959]

@@GlorifiedGremlin its a cherry blossom, but I think he's doing a scrum diagram

[@LuisBravo-bx8yb]

Anyone else think the scrum eating should be a pay per view event?

[@tedium37]

Yes but out of respect for Tim's weight loss it can't be called a heavy segment.

[@MikEEEB32]

She’s like a child fighting over eating her veggies. The same answer your parents gave you applies here “Just eat it it’s good for you”

[@sniperslim]

jesus christ I was not ready for the sound bite 8:21 😂

[@virtualrenegade440]

Tom is so fucking excited, hell im happy for him he has a solution for every hitch instantly i love it

[@jonathannagel7427]

“That’s a lot of work” It’s called a -job for a reason, Crapstina

[@Koryoswolfspirit]

She became a comedian so she doesn’t have to have a job though

[@brandiclark7117]

I hollered all the way through this

[@idontedit7375]

This is the funniest negotiation I've ever watched 😅😅

[@ahmedkamalhasin2070]

I hope Christina finally does it one day and they make an entire special episode regarding that. People will pay to watch that episode lol.

[@anatta467]

she def eats scrum.

[@exyourself]

This clip is hilarious! The way Tom is trying to convince Christina is priceless

[@anthonybica529]

I feel like I’m watching a couples therapy through a 1 way mirror

[@miscible21]

The Rocco bit had me in stitches lol!

[@Amir-kc9yu]

She took the fun out of the entire thing with all the negotiations 😆

[@andrewubelhor8139]

The lick is how Garth confirms kills before handing them off to be hidden

[@stevenguevara2184]

Im glad you got this on film. It will come in handy if divorce ever comes into play

[@divinelyshpongled]

This clip is from Ep.606 in case anyone was wondering.

[@thejeswith1s]

All my questions answered. Thank you.

[@mikeavila6921]

I've ate my wife's scrum all the time. I don't know why Christina is scared. It doesn't taste or smell bad. It's awesome.

[@thecroakedtoaster3398]

Awesome😃👍

[@Armendosmaciato]

Awesome 😃👍

[@turnthepage8980]

Awesome 😃👍

[@summertime9629]

I actually needed a morning this answer I just didn’t know how to ask it so thank you so much LOL

[@andrewgarner2323]

A man vs woman's scrum is a very different thing

[@Poppins242]

Get in there Christina! She's such a square sometimes

[@mikepryor7467]

thatta girl

[@senseibean1663]

Bless your soul

[@rhysmorgan9049]

You seem fun to be around

[@TheMikeMase]

You’re also talking about the same woman who thought doing acid 3 times gave her permanent brain damage. Total square bear

[@rorytribbet6424]

May god have mercy on your dm’s

[@seanj.3644]

Haha Tom might not want to open this door, first he wants his scrum ate then he'll want it pegged 😂

[@Louis-wp3fq]

Khalyla definitely eats Bobby Lee's scrum.

[@Matteuslee]

So does cheeto.

[@atyusriggins3824]

Id say that's the tip of the iceberg with them🤣

[@IMPYEMU]

Of course, they aren’t married

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@Marc Dumont Some people prefer some sauce with their scrum, don't yuck someone's yum.

[@hornedlobster]

@Marc Dumont extra flavor?

[@_ventolin__]

i really hope Tim gets underwhelmed by the experience like GET OFF ME the sadness and disappointment on his face would be hilarious

[@austindolan7182]

that would actually suck. it'd be better if christina found she enjoyed it.

[@gas33z]

@@austindolan7182 Yea, he'd probably have to get rid of her if she didn't like it.

[@rhino202]

Just do one of those face-cams

[@kevmarpnky]

possibly the best clip on the channel, Todd is so convincing.

[@griff7533]

Ok I’ll come back to this after I finish my dinner.

[@boyerindustries]

💀💀💀💀 Tom is such a great source of encouragement for his wife

[@buckwiild2101]

Love it when toms looking at her saying there's not guna be any chocolate around hes looking at her like PLZ JUST DO IT! Lmfao

[@dbarton8651]

Tom went from not hankerin, to hankerin real quick🤣😂

[@powerhouse884]

LMAOOOOO this is so fkn bizarre how Tom is just discussing this with her so casually 😂 😆 😂

[@jersonfigueiredo5079]

The idea of their kids watching this is hilarious.

[@nicholasiorio8968]

Her exhale when he said "one minute" 😂

[@ProdDRyte]

Dude laugh in the background gets me every time lol

[@bryanergau6682]

You can look at her face and watch her soul leave when Tom said "Can we do like a minute"?

[@alexanderbohm607]

how did i miss this? jesus this is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marknoll943]

I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.

[@EcSsAwS]

I have never laughed so hard 😂 😂. This is fucking gold

[@josephmars20]

I fucking love hearing the dudes losing their shit laughing in the background lol.

[@ECJ1776]

Their poor children are going to see this video one day 🤣🤣🤣

[@ScoobyShotU]

If they are even preteens they've seen this lol kids today are fucking bad

[@nnn43]

The sheer amount of shit that I learned from this fucking podcast that I never wanted to know but still can’t stop watching it is absolutely endless

[@billwrubel6313]

Holy Shit! One of the most hilarious things ever. Her facial expressions..I laughed so hard I was crying

[@chickybluetherealone]

"I don't want to taste...." cracked me up.

[@Beef5]

How long she asks! Just listen to your heart. It'll tell you how long is enough.

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

Jesus, this conversation sounds like a hostage negotiation lmao

[@trypt1]

"As a former younger woman, I can attest to it" lmfao

[@maxwelldavis7076]

Got to love that if we see Tom with a fresh baby face, we know what's up

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Glad i picked tgis video to watch while eating my sandwich.... lmao

[@vitamind2387]

It’s two years later and Tom is still fighting the good fight.

[@geoffkirk4956]

Best conversation ever

[@S.A.N.503]

She looks so mortified lol. Somebody save this woman! 😂😂😂😂

[@christophercollins3632]

Christina low key trying to derail the fantasy by talking about airline hot cheetos diarrhea sweats. LUL

[@atyusriggins3824]

We all just want to see tom win😂

[@dustinsanchez7820]

Toms face I conquer with that man's ideologies

[@jokke6265]

"its only smells".. i remember that video.

[@seanwilks7712]

I cannot believe I got an ad for scrum teams while watching this!

[@BedoinSpaceman]

Fml. This had me legit crying. Bravooooo

[@madflavour831]

"women don't have to..." No Christina they don't. They want to. Taste the rainbow.

[@poisonevie6667]

This marital negotiation is so relatable lol 😂😂😂

[@brandonweis2884]

Christina needs to do this for Tom. Life in this universe depends on it.

[@SighNaps]

"He's extra gross, and yeah, she's a southern lady. That's not what I'm talking about" I've been there my friend.

[@puffyshirt681]

@3:00 Her look of complete, simultaneous, horror and bored hopelessness.

[@coolbeanzs]

"Chowing" lol!!!

[@anonymouspsycho6972]

I haven’t caught follow up to this but I’m hoping theres an episode with beardless tom and maybe Christina in an eye patch

[@xxndoxx1]

Some day soon, Tom is suddenly gonna be clean shaven... And we'll all know what happened 🤣

[@cush86man]

Christina, if you’re going to be a bear be a grizzly. Get in there and work everything!

[@michaeldelarm1630]

DEAD DEAD DEAD LMFAO. "i think everyone wants to hear it"

[@cdarnau]

I love to hear them laugh in the background. Hahaha.

[@MaxPower-js1sk]

I like the raucous laughter in the background.

[@leogosse7946]

This is so hilarious dude they are so serious