Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 591

[@marcoramos4873]

Tom hiding the number of girls he hooked up with is like his dad hiding the number of people he killed in the war.

[@DeadboyG59]

His bodycount has gotta be around 30-40 if he met Tina around 30 something likely if his stories are true

[@kidxfamous06]

Hey Buddy

[@Tacit_Tern]

It's easy to lose count

[@RGar05]

you mean Tim?

[@tyleralexandermills]

@@DeadboyG59 it seems crazy because he definitely has said on a previous podcast he has 10 at most

[@kevintanabe6397]

Tim and Christa explaining that they can’t smell just gets me thinking that there is no reason for Christa not to eat Tim’s scrum

[@ej1493]

Well she can't because then she would have to get off her high horse

[@ShadySKWASHA]

She won't eat it cause she ain't about that life. Just like she ain't really about that eastern block life, that goth alternative lifestyle, and whatever else. Push needs to keep it real but LA has distorted her perception of image vs identity

[@nathanmiller9918]

All of her valor is stolen.

[@sarahlowell3763]

She's not one of the cool girls Tim used to mess with that's for sure

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Main mommy jeans are low and lose

[@exodusorange5983]

How could we forget ed asner "sweating like a black man" in black history month?

[@PatriotParody]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6Svko1_bqyGldU

[@Tacit_Tern]

....Or that Native Americans had it infinitely worse, and still do.

[@brandonhughes964]

@@Tacit_Tern No one cares, that why they don’t have a month

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@brandonhughes964 Not sure of the intent of that comment. But for the most part its a painful reality. But people should acknowledge the contributions throughout American Military history by Native Americans, and the contributions to the constitution as well. But i grew up on a rez before being taken by the state and put into various foster homes around the country.... often in the hood. And we're called savage? The reason why? "Unsafe living conditions".... because we were forced off of our land to allow a private mining company to strip it of minerals; only to be forced to move back to the spot where they poisoned the ground water. Now nothing grows, the animals are gone, and anything that drinks the water gets cancers. Its goverment sanctioned genocide by corporations. ....consider DAPL and the damage it has already done.

[@edwardhill3410]

Christina's realization about Tom's stories slowly changing over the years is just like Top Dog's war stories

[@muaddib667]

Divorce 2021

[@MrJtin69]

@@muaddib667 3 some

[@jordanbanning1925]

H the

[@jameswoodward2883]

0

[@inksmith3019]

Not quite

[@joshuaroughan3350]

The two black guys saving the kid on the highway is some next level wholesome

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Just wanna acknowledge Nadav and the Boys, big shouts goes out to them for always nailing that upload at 7 am. Just like that rascal Mussolini, Tommy has got the trains running on time

[@shanestephens4728]

We should call him “Benito SillyGoose”

[@ShadySKWASHA]

Isn't it 6am?

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@ShadySKWASHA depends on your time zone, it's 7 am in AZ

[@jonathanmunoz8649]

We get it before you in Australia, midnight

[@Tacit_Tern]

Il Duce does it again.

[@elduderino3224]

This is definitely my favorite comment section of the podcasts I watch. We’re all so creepy, just feels like home.

[@FJBF1998]

You bet I'm coming up in May.

[@lukechristiansen4412]

This and hyenas (rip) made me feel "normal"

[@Ozhull]

My friends are ridiculing you. Is that creepy?

[@alexjones1693]

@@lukechristiansen4412 what happened to the hyenas babe haven’t watched in a while

[@penningtonlovesyou]

I turn into a telescope when i see you

[@williamgriffith6061]

"I mean if you're gonna play the game, win it." -Enny Goddamn it, I need to change my life.

[@tgbeam]

Enny has probably slayed the gash

[@frankg882]

They need to put that on a YMH t-shirt

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Enny is a fuck boy don't take any of his advice

[@DeadboyG59]

"some" of his advice

[@fawkesdaddy]

That hit me in my soul, you hear me?

[@ajfiveohfour]

The ironic thing, Tom actually did the “right” thing. He had no feelings for Carly, and her coming over for one last romantic night when he wasn’t interested would have just got her hopes up. Who wants to spend the night with someone who doesn’t want to be there with you? Tom’s a good guy

[@AndTheBloodhound]

Enny saying yes to “Tom or Black” made my entire week.

[@drake.707]

Tough week?

[@jonathanhoward3663]

Todd’s hair was making him too powerful. Smart move, Tad.

[@shanestephens4728]

Celebrate your power, Big Jon

[@LukeH930]

Tom was celebrating his power a little too much, and Tina was threatened by all the new pussy energy coming Tom's way.

[@Scoot2918]

It's TED

[@Mysterios0]

He was practically Samson.

[@SunflowerDogs]

I've been using the "you're good at your job, " when people are rude at checkouts and it works wonders.

[@casscarroll2753]

Beautiful shade

[@AstroKid513]

Don't forget to throw in a polite "I'm sorry did I stutter?"

[@Br_ittany1119]

Can't wait to try it myself.

[@mcr5645]

I like to approach uniformed officers and authority while staying this, works every time.

[@thelyle1399]

I follow the postal worker to the next block and piss in his truck while he’s gathering mail.

[@reggierichey4629]

Guys I’m starting to think Tina doesn’t even play Best Fiends

[@mirkolu]

Friends without the r

[@ShadySKWASHA]

She def doesn't, just like she poses as eastern blocker, or being goth, she is def not a gamer not even a mobile one

[@ab5382]

@@mirkolu well done omg

[@matthewfortier4892]

She’s been on the same level for 2 years!

[@jaypee6804]

@@ShadySKWASHA Poses as eastern blocker and goth?😆 She’s admittedly not these two things, but were in the past. She just still has some minor character traits.

[@doctorpresident5681]

Christina's propensity to quickly switch from disgust to happily announcing a thought she has is her best feature. That and her sweater kittens.

[@philrizzomusic]

"Theres a reason our two year old says "God Fucking Dammit"... Its because his dad does"

[@taylorfausett177]

My kids curse like a sailor because I do! I just tell them not to cuss at school. 😲

[@Favorites63891]

We’re really just gonna breeze past the fact that Native said “side blinded”?

[@Barbievel]

They literally called him out for it, how is that breezing past it

[@seank997]

Send him back to the drumline

[@spyczech]

I think by his reaction that was a bit, YMH likes to set up subtle Nedav jokes like that

[@kaftie]

@Death AliveAnd so does Jehovah!

[@Tacit_Tern]

Only Rwords say Nadav as "native" Nuh - Dahv

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Quick point of personal privilege, I usually watch these in the morning when I’m hungover so please record the next one with all the lights off and talk only in whisper. Thank you

[@joelcarlson239]

Thank you comrade.

[@imoffendedthatyouroffended5173]

😂😂😂

[@tylerwatkins6641]

Better keep your dogs away from this one.

[@carmenk4018]

😂😂😂

[@Krebbaroni]

🙌

[@evanabbott2737]

“I’ll send you a Madrid photo, and you’ll start flicking your bean.”😂

[@Barbievel]

I don’t find young Tom hot at all... older fatter Tom can get it tho

[@ShadySKWASHA]

@@Barbievel whats good Sandy

[@andym28]

@@Barbievel lmao

[@TheAvkdutch]

I remember the movie "The Side Blind" with Sandra Bullock, it good was.

[@tylermiddleton9309]

Just laughed in my car for too long at this

[@daniellane3403]

I can't stop laughing at this either.

[@hellspawn007]

Allright back to using headphones during YMH

[@graxo3752]

What's the source for the thunderstrike thunderblitz rapper video???

[@johna5915]

POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE

[@reinders82]

I'm celebrating my power.

[@mrchipbckr]

@@reinders82 Lmao to both of these

[@anotherjuanbitesthedust9443]

Point of personal privilege, my sister went down goin down to the mountain

[@user-wy2fu4un8r]

Please use your inside voice comrade I’m getting triggered

[@danb4811]

Please stop using gendered language!

[@colin8570]

Who’s this new bald guy they got to host? He seems r-worded.

[@DeadboyG59]

he Juan a contest

[@cincinnatiharry2460]

Feathered that shit to hard

[@CutlassS]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold

[@thomashoneycutt8968]

What do you mean it's Tom Segura the same host as always what are you new

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@thomashoneycutt8968 you seem like the new one:/

[@MarkO-zs9et]

Timmy “I don’t plant roots” Segura

[@itsfarookmayne]

I lost it when he dropped that 😂️

[@haymaker710]

This isn't Joe Rogan

[@nihongogogo]

Segyoura

[@pikasnipe1]

This comment style needs to stop

[@haymaker710]

@@pikasnipe1 Ever since Joe Rogan moved to Spotify I've been seeing this comment style on other podcasts.

[@ajfiveohfour]

I love Tommy but the way he says “dissed” reminds me of that scene in Arrested Development when Lucille and Buster first hear, “hot mess.” 😂 😂 😂

[@reecerichardson1789]

"It feels silly that I spent 42 grand, but I learned something about myself" Never change Tom, never change.

[@blainebrown8824]

" you guys forget that I was goth and emo for a long time"..... NO CHRISTINE- you won't let us forget

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

We didn't forget, we just never remember because we don't care

[@mloyd64]

Hey bro she paid her goth dues, and now has a goth "weird flex, but ok" pass

[@americanrambler3408]

Seriously. No, we don't. Not now; not ever.

[@agustinmiranda3168]

She remembers it to us at least a couple times a week. We get it p00sh, u r not normie as hell. Truly rad

[@caleb_arredondo]

@@PRoy4991 I think the saying is for intentionally forgetting vs unintentionally forgetting

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

If YMH was a Netflix series we’d definitely get a spin-off called The Boys In The Booth

[@LukeH930]

I think it would be called "A guy, two J's & the Inner City Black"

[@pokeman2986]

😂😂😂

[@flipsidemob807]

Cuz the boys in the booth are always HARD

[@caroline2978]

The episode where Enny shits would be wild

[@cheesentrees2555]

Yesss! It could be the same episode but from the guys in the booth’s point of view.

[@officialroxxmusic]

“Why don’t you call her now?” “I mean, I don’t have her number” 😂😂😂😂😂 That’s a lotta damage there, Jeans😂💀

[@nathanmiller9918]

Nadav should have tried to find it.

[@Dim1x]

That’s a lotta things that never happend and if they have its barely funny, the podcast is trash there, Jeans

[@officialroxxmusic]

Dim1x please to be never responding to my comment to again

[@rebeccaunboundmallard]

@@officialroxxmusic 😂❤️

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Watching this a year later for the second or third time, a gem among the episodes.

[@Jellybizzy]

I feel like tom is one of those people who could play lennie or george.

[@alisonpage5994]

So sad that Tim shaved off that beautiful hair already

[@firstnamelastname180]

It's just nice to know that after all the surgery he can grow it back anytime he wants.

[@davyjones2994]

You gotta useee tha rogan

[@Mtar14]

It got to his head

[@samanthau9371]

I hope he donated it

[@Hjaelteomslag]

THAT WAS A WIG!!

[@pinaoui]

"Ain't nobody fat there ?" I laughed soo hard at this

[@cheeto1298]

I was looking for this comment. Was not disappointed 😂

[@benmartinus5320]

I was waiting for someone to acknowledge that call, shits halarious.

[@amandaandbug4914]

Omg I'm dying 😂

[@amandaandbug4914]

@The Fashion Cold Wars hahahahaha

[@postmodoutlaw]

I just realized that Captain Marcel goes *down* *into* the mountain to save her sister. Skills.

[@NaturalL0G]

Drink your water. Byyyyeee.

[@andrewb.2895]

"Tom or Black" is how I discovered YMH. It was EP 235 and I never looked back.

[@JLebowski91]

There is something about the YMH Community and content that just makes me feel like I am home. I am a proud Mommy and I am so grateful that there are other people who share my sense of humor. Thank Fedsmoker for that. Call me weird or whatever the fuck you want, but I am so grateful for the Mommies and Tim and Christine. I turn into a telescope everytime I see the comments on G's page and I'll make ya sleep for 3 days my babeh, if you try to take this joy away from me. Love you guys.

[@JordanAllison89]

Tim's hookup stories are slowly coming out over time, just like his Dad's war stories 😂

[@robdubent]

Both of them are trying to hide how many pussies they killed

[@TheAverageShazbot]

@@robdubent This comment has no attention but I choked on my own spit over it, good shit lmfao

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

Theres no better feeling than having sex with the enemy 😂

[@chancey3190]

"this chick was N A S T Y" "How is your comforter looking these days?"

[@allychavez971]

Good Morning My Kings & Queens Above 18!!!

[@allychavez971]

Get Yourself A Hot Breakfast Queens And Let Those Knockers Hang!

[@seedofbayne.]

Good mornin Julia!!!

[@BobHatesYoutube]

I hope this comment doesn't scare you...

[@allychavez971]

@@BobHatesKZbin 😂 Thanks For Making Me Lol Damn So I Shouldn’t Go Back To My Ex 🤔 Did You Build Whole House? Are You Very Handy? I Bet Your Crown Molding Looks Awesome.... 😆 If You Do I Think I’m In Love 😍💋🤣

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

I'm a lovely boy

[@noahreeverts465]

I love Tim and Crystal's complete disregard for cancel culture

[@sekenamcmurren2217]

My favorite comedy husband and wife.Tom & Christina are adorably funny.😆

[@chrisredland4909]

Now all day I'm gonna be mumbling "A whole white baby, bruh!"

[@blainebrown8824]

I had my wife and kids saying this for months. The gift that keeps on giving.

[@beegwan1893]

I got my parents saying it.

[@blainebrown8824]

Also, anytime someone ask for directions i find a way to slide fitgeral haway in.

[@justinbridgez]

It really burns a whole in your phycy

[@blainebrown8824]

@The Fashion Cold Wars nah, I tell my wife that daily. One of these days she'll think its funny

[@FunkyCold.]

Tom or Black is the greatest segment ever done on this show, yes or yes .

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Fake business

[@andrewtruex]

Yes

[@joelhahn1020]

How about a Hell Yes?

[@Beunibster]

yea boi

[@patrickwillingham8153]

Yes or yes

[@ThreadofTruth]

Tom hid all his past cool girl slaying; Tom Sr hid his past Vietnam slayings: Family genes run deep.

[@DeadboyG59]

Family Jeans

[@conor7187]

I was just about to make this comparison 😂

[@damanygandy7474]

Bwahahaha

[@gmc6225]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nintalespaw]

@Greyson Turner lmao thought of the same thing.

[@nappermatthews7304]

Brokaw clearly says “Ted Bundy won a twenty-four hour stay”, which makes no sense as “Ted Bundy 1 a twenty-four hour stay”. YOU’RE REACHING TIM, YOU’RE FUCKING REACHING

[@katsmeow5891]

Love you guys! Listen to you everyday. Helps me get through this life and all the stupidity

[@gbpackers5578]

My fave parts of all these...is hearing the guys in the booth laughing their f’n asses off!!! Tom’s nameless, throwaway pig stories are legendary!! 😜😂🤣

[@djlefleur123]

The execs at NBC must be pretty stressed when they're paying YMH for ad reads.

[@anthonymiller934]

Peacock app is hella new..it’s $10 for *no commercials and $5 for some. They need all the help they can get with those low prices

[@dhaub7174]

So Christine was pretty much role playing as one of Marge's sisters, Patty or Selma from The Simpsons

[@kieran8720]

Doesn't matter much to me as long as she spreads

[@couchman-sw6jy]

😂

[@theknownunknown9883]

im thinking more moose soup lady. but they're basically the same 🤣

[@Ultamami]

@@kieran8720 that's raunchy-FOUL; whaaat a class act...pfft

[@dhaub7174]

@@kieran8720 took me a second to realize what you were getting at lol

[@badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930]

That guy having an argument with his recorded self is the greatest

[@jaysquared9638]

Tom: you were right, it was blind sided Nadav: oops 😂 Ah that had me dying. Love you all

[@Android480]

I remember walking along the beach at my old lifeguarding job in the middle of the summer, listening to YMH debate about whether is "Home here now" or "Hoe me on out". Good memories.

[@paulhalpin236]

Tells us about your guy history Christina. Im sure Tom would love that

[@sienkbeats3336]

Theo

[@chrism45]

He already knows them that's why it never goes back the other way. It's like 5-6 guys she still follows on social media

[@josemadrid.1112]

Hey guys let's be nice. Tim can't take getting hurt again. #neverforget.

[@kyleglennon5336]

Sloppy hangers

[@rob1253]

100% she has had a guy with a tribal tattoo

[@inFiniteTraCer]

93% of people watch this on the toilet. And they don’t even have to poop.

[@ShadySKWASHA]

Sometimes I spray the water from the buddayy on my b hole even when it's clean, makes my jeans high and tight, it's not gay cause water is gender fluid...

[@taurus4205]

Came to poop. Stayed for the comments. My legs are asleep.

[@SunG0D936]

This may be one of the best episodes of ymh in recent time haha when the mommies moods are off we can always tell but when theyre in a good mood the vibes are great glad you guys are getting to do more stand up. Keep em high and keep em tight!

[@mccann9355]

That guy yelling at himself on the call is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, I’m talking crying laughing

[@garrettrutkowski9430]

What happened to Tony’s hair? Did he feather it all off?

[@firstnamelastname180]

He's not following proto.

[@BillPonderosa]

YOU EVER SET YOUR BRAIN ON FIRE?

[@garrettrutkowski9430]

@@BillPonderosa once when I was a CI double agent for the Nebraska State Patrol

[@thomholio]

He took a trip down to Falcon Car Warshe

[@Tripsody]

This episode was so funny it brought me to tears twice. The guy arguing with himself over the phone was the greatest thing I’ve heard

[@cayennequin6913]

Good day to all my Jeans above 18! Much love to the YMH crew!

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Just jump in the tub with all them bubbles

[@simplemath8966]

Tom looks like he’s supposed to speak on a TedTalk about fleshlights and how important the men’s liberation movement is.

[@tobiathon80]

Haha

[@ellenbro1852]

I don’t know what my life would’ve been like over the last year without your podcast. Seeing degenerates on TikTok has brought such immeasurable joy. Thanks, Todd and Kristen.

[@mitchellharrison136]

Tom: Our three year old says ‘God fucking damnit’ Also Tom: Teaching our kids to say ‘take a dump’ it’s...crass

[@Whoopsydayzee]

Classic slipping of standards between kid 1 and kid 2

[@briansavage932]

Tom gave Eric Weinstein his hairpiece back.

[@celvsmachine]

Holy shit underrated comment 💀

[@zacharyschmitt6976]

Top comment

[@steffonpaul]

One of those Inner City Blacks here! Excited to see TOMMY BUNS tonight in West Palm Beach Florida!

[@ShadySKWASHA]

Don't forget to follow proto at the show

[@jleos0095]

Hide the silverware! 😂

[@deeeGLI]

When the guys in the back are cracking up it makes things so much funnier😂

[@lancelester8692]

this is literally one of my favorite episodes ever

[@jperdue6149]

Looks like Tim tricked us with that hair last week. That guy is a lil rascal!

[@bobbyanderson4428]

Complete knuckle head 🧐

[@EBProGamer]

Just like hitler

[@mirdeia]

Good morning, my Jeans above 18! It's time to have your breakfast and your shower and get your day started. I love you, my Jeans. I hope you have a great day now. You're so beautif...

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

The king loves my Queens above 18

[@Billy_Bongos]

Good morning, Julia!

[@Iamconnorlee]

Didn’t know 1.5yr olds watched this show!

[@For_The_Watch]

What?

[@Brennen6199]

Feathered it too much, no hair left

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

How you get a job here

[@nicolasrainey5395]

as i realized how old the RPC clip was i realized how long i have actually been watching this show. it’s been longer than any relationship i’ve been in. All i could think the rest of the episode was PRESIDENTS ARE TEMPORARY, BUT YMY IS FOREVER

[@youngkhronic2243]

Christina getting genuinely jealous is actually kind of adorable

[@polisheagle1858]

Native's new podcast needs to be called Side-Blinded

[@EvanSaltare]

And his co-host is Sandra Bullock.

[@nickroche8336]

Good morning Julia’s! I hope this video doesn’t scare you

[@brennankelly6492]

Tom looks like my gay cousin who’s going back to college at 43

[@alaintavakoli4573]

Wtf🤣

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Good for him, tell him we're all rooting for him. I don't know his name but I'm gonna call him Jerry. You fuckin go Jerry, keep on keepin on

[@shanestephens4728]

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say **Gerry

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@shanestephens4728 Yeah Gerry with a G, my bad

[@brandonmaynard9507]

Thought you were going to say "going back to pussy" lol

[@anthonymiller934]

Tom calling that barber shop is everything 😂😂

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

Christina should know that you’re not supposed to ask questions if you really don’t want the answer lol

[@50L0L3V3LiNG]

Love how Tim's personality changes to how he was at the time when telling the stories of the cool girls lmfao

[@DND09]

"YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOB!" Lmao I'm doing this

[@Stbuster31]

You guys are doing good!

[@breanabanana2058]

The segway from Tom talking about his hook up in Madrid that started with the condom to his linen ad cut away wearing his grandpa readers, "How is your comforter?" ..had me dying!!!!

[@aerialauble2322]

This is one of my all time favorite episodes

[@alexd6490]

Ymh is the only podcast that has more ad reads than tv cable has commercials

[@jasonrapoff]

The non lesbian, I was hoping they cut Joey Diaz in saying "Good"

[@couchman-sw6jy]

A guy with a hat with a propeller on it

[@officialroxxmusic]

A two year old saying “Gawfahkingdamit” is somehow so adorable

[@steelers9799]

Sup there chomos??

[@DiegoDiaz-lv2fe]

Love you guys - great show. Love hearing about Tom's past - cool that CP handles it so well.

[@1992Bwhite]

you know your super rich when you yell at delivery guys through your intercom because they dont throw your packages over your security gate! LMAO i love to see it!

[@uter]

Being a postal worker has to be a pretty thankless job. I really don't blame them. Also, it's the cheapest option. I think these chomos can afford to upgrade their shipping if they don't want to walk to the end of the driveway.

[@izzyguyer8663]

I believe in nothing more deeply than the FACT that the four stroke guy is white. Tan and Tina are r worded

[@sloanadair8009]

Complete agree

[@rad._.3]

When you're featherin it brother

[@Thekidwatchingyou]

Low key one of my favorite episodes ever. Too many good clips

[@natethevillain596]

It’s so funny hearing Tom do ads about The Office when he’s talked about how much he hates it

[@DarkMatr666]

Remember the king loves you!

[@TheAwesomeman28ify]

And just in case you forget easily, he'll remind you 3 more times in the same video!

[@ryanbowen9718]

Love the new format for the dates and ads at the beginning

[@kingslayer1781]

Honestly pretty tired of these “won” bits...

[@michaeleighttimez2556]

You write negative yelp reviews

[@iamthetruewalrus3947]

you dont understand man its representative of how our civilization is falling apart

[@idotheyoutubes2813]

i think you mean "one" bits.

[@AmandaBurns14]

Maybe, though glassing old episodes, I've caught Tim saying "juan" a LOT, when "won" is well known said like "one"

[@kingslayer1781]

@@michaeleighttimez2556 nah, I’m not a cool guy. This segment is just tok’d

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

I live for Tina’s meows during the theme song

[@reedbruv2638]

Oh man the classic " thats why I fell in love with you cuz you're a pig" bit. Coming from an eastern blocker in therapy it cracks me up every time

[@christianboucher3619]

ive been going down memory lane for a bit now on old "OG" episodes. one of berts first episodes they talk about a sitcom called " two bears in a cave". the yoshi, fullcharge, ian bagg, and paul thompkins episodes are awesome.

[@Bleep831]

I love this

[@Cyxz666]

Christine doesn't think she's part of the Cool Girl club?

[@Gus.T]

She's so cringe

[@JoolianV]

@@Gus.T you’re twelve, right?

[@winestore_grindcore3223]

Didn't know James Altucher is such a lovely boy.

[@andrewf7483]

The irony of Tom guessing that white claw Gabe doesn’t usually drink

[@Dc-zu1ii]

YMH is my guiding lite. I have so many deeply inspirational ideas that never come to fruition and I have YMH to thank for it. Thank Dr. D! Thank you Rational Revolution. Thank you Terrance Drives and Tells Smtories. All I want for Xmas is a NECK!