Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.675

[@-DarkFox-]

"It's just pain." mark this to be replayed after Enny's first stone. Enny, dude... drink some water

[@macexunit03x]

I have passed three kidney stones now. The last one was last Friday. They say it's the closest thing to the pain of childbirth that a man can experience. I can vouch for this. Its really bad. Pro tip. If you take an ambulance, the EMTs will administer a pain reliever that takes all the pain away in 10 to 15 min. (At least in my case). Otherwise, go to the ER and after being seen by a Dr. they will administer the pain reliever. After 3 stones, I swear by this shit. I feel that pain start to ramp up and my ass is instantly heading to the ER!

[@jess9787]

@@macexunit03x As a woman who has passed both a baby and a several kidney stones, I can 100% confirm the pain is veeeery fucking similar 🙈

[@fevolenko3995]

Spot on. You think k you're dying. It fucken hurts for AGES

[@fevolenko3995]

Also it affects your hardons fella. You got rocks scraping your tube..

[@fevolenko3995]

No Enny it not "JUST" pain. It's PAAAAAIIIINNN

[@Tkauffman1523]

I can literally gauge how crazy Christina is going to be by how many meows she sings in the intro… 😂

[@stonage81]

There’s a direct correlation with how much coffee she’s had to drink

[@taylorslade6978]

The booth boys were all head bobbing at different places. :O

[@Corkoth55]

@Chris M when's the pink Cadillac coming?

[@liamjohnson2474]

if by crazy you mean stupid, then yeah.

[@Rara-pz2jy]

Same!!

[@kendal_murry]

God I love when Tom impersonates the children, so good.

[@icandointernets]

The kids, Theo R.I.P, and his sister lol

[@anthonyzullo]

I love that Tom has transitioned into the new top dawg. RIP to the OG, up in heaven somewhere, killing the enemy.

[@clydefr0g]

@@anthonyzullo :( that hit me in the feels

[@alec6948]

@@anthonyzullo he's probably the only guy in heaven that God lets throw grenades into bunkers

[@Naturalchorus]

His voice for his kids is almost the same as his voice for fat stix

[@Riclmnopp]

The guy who cleaned up Garth's jet is cleaning up a crime scene. The families need closure and he is literally wiping away any hopes of that.

[@albertogarcia305]

Someone's gotta challenge Enny to a water drinking contest ever single day

[@GAB-vq7re]

He literally cannot lose

[@dillrosso1799]

He'll be getting hydration from other drinks. It's a common myth that Coffee negates the water used to make it. there's very little difference in hydration between water and Coffee , which he drinks in abundance.

[@michaelcox2470]

Shout out to skip the Texan. Some one is gonna end up finding him and his life is gonna change.

[@NaddyDasty]

Yeah someone is gonna up alive him real quick for not minding his business. Specially in Texas

[@jasonzitt6408]

Maybe they set him up on a date with RPC as a reward.

[@ThyAsianMan]

Someone send that men 10-12 Benadryl as his reward.

[@whiteberrywyatt]

My brother (who doesn’t watch this show) came to me saying that “there’s this conspiracy that this country singer is a murderer” and when I found out he was talking about Garth I LOST IT.

[@TheOneTheyCallTim]

🤣🤣 That is hilarious!!

[@inFiniteTraCer]

😂

[@domenicpiscitelli2629]

Mommies making waves out there.

[@limerence_couture]

Omg we made it to the conspiracy rabbit hole as mummies

[@clicheguevara5282]

That’s how you can tell when a meme has taken on a life of its own. Mission success!

[@cfrenchfrye]

“You wanna see somebody who may be dead?” “If you’re a small business owner…”

[@meggiemegggs]

😂

[@theboogeyman9813]

I went to the comments to comment this

[@tommygun9867]

Enny's hubris is astounding. The clock is ticking on those kidneys lol

[@PEGGLES93]

There's always just that extra little spark from a YMH episode when it's just mummy, daddy and the booth boys, the chemistry between them all is the best.

[@huntercoxpersonal]

As soon as I heard “de-hy-drated” I was waiting for Tom to acknowledge it 😂

[@stevenvarela]

Thanks to Enny, I grabbed a water bottle

[@inFiniteTraCer]

how could he work around the water champs and never take a sip? I chugged half a bottle immediately after hearing Enny.

[@PowerHouse1987]

Saw a post on Reddit about it this week. Drinking extra water every day.

[@Gluttonforpeace]

Getting into MotivAtion

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

The whole entire reason I latched onto this show was because, prior to finding it, I literally referred to myself as the water champ because I drink about 3L/day. I think we're both stealing from Tom Brady. I seem to recall a story about him drinking tons of water. I wrote this whole novel to emphasize how much of a fucking knucklehead I think Enny is for refusing to drink water. Every fiber of my being was inflamed listening to that bit.

[@Algorythmfpv]

Same. On my second one already

[@tannerburke13]

We need a compilation of all Julian and Ellis stories

[@adame8893]

Agreed!

[@adame8893]

An animated series with Tom doing the voices!

[@tannerburke13]

@@adame8893 You have fucking cheese in your eyes 😂😂😂😂

[@brians7901]

They're raising psychopaths

[@chilibeer3912]

Enny is a fucking enigma. I truly hope his miraculous health continues to be fine.

[@stephengrigg5988]

33:01 the way Nadav slowly looks over at Enny is great. He knew he just made a meme

[@GOTHhamlet]

I simply would not survive this podcast without Nadav’s insane laughing in the background

[@stephenbaughman3379]

I know it’s honestly the best thing ever

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

I used to hate it. Seriously hated it. But now I love it ha I don’t even remember why I hated it but I did.

[@GOTHhamlet]

@@PaulWTaber-zd8ds he literally makes me bust out laughing I can’t explain it 😂

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Anything hes producing on...whether its this, 2 bears, dr drew, danny brown...he makes it 10 times more watchable

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

@@PaulWTaber-zd8ds i use to hate when ppl thought it was a laugh track😅

[@Z28Blake]

Hunkered down in Ft Myers watching while this cool guy Hurricane Ian comes to wish us a Good Morning Julia

[@jacobrouton7709]

Stay safe, and keep that food/water supply high and tight

[@dylanemmerson7617]

I’m in North port, stay safe it’s getting rowdy outside

[@josimon8711]

Touch Ian thru the fence

[@nkyryry]

Good luck man

[@Ignition_Spark]

Watch out for waspes

[@nv3831]

Enny tries so hard to be tough he is now officially toked

[@alexanderhavekost2825]

Best TikTok curation Christina has ever made. Singing telegram may be the funniest to date, very prison informative, and hitting Tom with that second “happy vibes” tok was icing on the cake.

[@kylebowers9012]

Shit had me dying at the end second “happy vibes” just killed me i can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaeledward2518]

everytime tom does his kids voice they always sound like they are from another country LOL ........ love from hamilton ontario canada

[@taylorjoy1615]

Googling "Garth Brooks murderer?" brought me more joy into my life than it should have.

[@inFiniteTraCer]

😂

[@pranc236]

Free T bunz !

[@stephengrigg5988]

Dude, thank you. I just read an article about it. The fact how confused people are, and that garth and his team still doesn't understand it is fucking hilarious. It's been 4 years

[@CoolStoryBro455]

I think Garth will lawyer up and stop this

[@pranc236]

@@CoolStoryBro455 that would be a bold strategy! 😂🤣😂. Image what would happen then!!

[@rymak1403]

The mommies release makes me turn into a telescope! Good morning Jeans!

[@Okillydokilly69]

🔭

[@Hereticbassist73]

Enny, you absolutely need to hydrate if you want to avoid kidney stones. I've been getting them since I was 16 and it's been the worst pain I've ever experienced.

[@fmcdomer]

Maybe it’s diet. Never had one

[@shiiswii4136]

@@fmcdomer I eat fast food and drink a lot of soda and coffee, never had one I'm 29, maybe it's just building into something worse like cancer

[@fmcdomer]

@@shiiswii4136 in Cali fast foods joints have to poster a cancer warning that their ingredients contain cancer causing chemicals. People still buy it!

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

As Rogan said about bert, "I want him to die. I want to drag him to the depths of hell." I feel this way with enny. Fully tok'd.

[@robdubent]

@@nicolejaurequi8369 🤰

[@NemoBread69]

"ITS MONDAY NIGHT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FOOTBALL" lmao Christine

[@imgettingtoooldforthis]

The fact that nobody ever taught this man how to shit or hydrate blows my mind.

[@wolffyward]

Woke up to this episode being uploaded already, unprompted.. with two cups of coffee

[@birdette79]

Unprompted.. Made my day 😂

[@evanbaxter1657]

Should’ve been sparkling water

[@HighTher3]

Skip is a national treasure. 2 of the people in that car are important.

[@vincenthucknall7175]

Jesus that's gold man

[@criscalvin2261]

Skip the Texan is a true G

[@anthonyzullo]

Texas has a lot of ideological problems, for sure. I had two neighbors on one side it was a klan member, on the other side was arian brotherhood. But I'll say that the southern pride and sense of community is unmatched in Texas. The klan member probably wouldn't be okay with mixed grand kids, but he was damned if he was gonna BBQ and not invite his neighbors. The Arian brotherhood dude didn't really fuck with us, but he did stop someone from breaking into my home. Texas isn't the place you fuck people's days up, especially not a woman with her kids. I lives in Houston for a spill. Give it up for Humble, you better be saying it the right way. Lol shoutout highway 1960, so glad I'll never sit in your traffic ever again. Shoutout to Austin, pretty liberal, but still Texas.

[@robertcastaneda6162]

You win

[@stax03]

I want a gift video so badly

[@sten5906]

That "oh for fucks sake" at 1:29:03 made me so much more happy than the light language ever would

[@flynnplumlee5293]

That moment was the kind of moment that I watch for. Classic Jeans moment right there.

[@alexhudson6451]

Best moment in the pod. I feel bad for the people who don’t watch this far.

[@tonyrobertson7785]

Nadavs laugh is so damn wholesome, it’s a part of the show that just works without effort 👌🏾

[@tangybuttfrogfpv8772]

it's feels so forced and fake 😕

[@mattlandry]

We are literally the fucking nicest people. Now let's laugh at this guy get crushed by a car while a baby watches 😂

[@variaxi935]

I am so, SO proud of what yall (and us!!) have done with this whole Garth ordeal 😂 it is one of the funniest running jokes ever

[@packovanimals]

So glad momma and kiddos are okay! And thank god for skip!!! A real Texas gentleman! Fucking beautiful!

[@T25de]

Names Skip ma’am, pleasure 🤠

[@_brockj]

Tina loves to make fun of people in Texas, but seems like she has no problem reaping the tax benefits and the ‘conservative hillbilly’ kindness 🐸☕️

[@oak8891]

@@_brockj she's a comedian you dork

[@clevermissfox]

Seriously hell yes to skip, he's a hero!!

[@coultermason5617]

There were 15 ads in this masterpiece of a video. YMH should cut to the chase and buy KZbin

[@liquidzen2417]

For real. Ads are my bane. A few is fine but sooo many is a real pain in the ass

[@SunflowerDogs]

KZbin Ad Blocker is a free extension in Chrome. Haven't seen ad's in years...

[@ryanistooconceited]

I pay for premium like a fuckin cuck, haven't seen ads since it was called KZbin Red.

[@j.r09160]

Yall tweekin you've got adblock, brave browser, you've got firefox plug ins you've got options

[@douglasdauntless]

Yeah, this was almost unwatchable. I wonder who's idea it was to nickel and dime the fans? Maybe they were wearing their small hats too tightly.

[@logand5292]

So have we accepted the fact that Tim and Christine are raising the next Dahmer?

[@stephengrigg5988]

Between DE-hydrated, losing to joe in arm wrestling, and "if I get challenged, I can't lose" Enny had a rough week. He was a walking meme

[@Kdog708]

Dude the seguras just convinced me to drink way more water

[@samanthab1923]

You can’t help it.

[@MultiPolarWorldCo-op]

They are the water champs.

[@Nekrodrama]

Christine is becoming a real Texas mom really fast

[@mrs.h2725]

I was in the Frankfurt airport once struggling to find the correct area with the US flights, and some middle age ho sneezed and another old white ho said 'God Bless You'. The sneezer turned and put her hand on her heart and said 'Oh thank you so much! Oh it's so good to be around polite people again.' lol as a Southerner y'all should know the 'bless you' exchange is uh hundred percent a power move for a FGTRTD to feel like they're a good person by forcing a stranger to thank them. Only Americans are so entitled to think they should go around blessing ppl.

[@inFiniteTraCer]

@@mrs.h2725 But she's so powerful that her blessing can prevent a demon from entering your soul as your heart skips a beat as you sneeze. Thanking her is the least you can do. Sarcasm.

[@creepyoldballs2474]

@@mrs.h2725 idk a no bless you sneeze just doesn't hit the same. Feels like everyone's mad at me for sneezing 😥

[@l347]

@@mrs.h2725 are you ok

[@FuCkEr99ify]

@@l347 nah she’s right 😂 y’all look so crazy and are completely oblivious to it. It’s not southern kindness, it’s southern narcissism

[@anthonyzullo]

Tom's face at 30:30 when enny says "the way I sit wouldn't work." Tom's face "we gotta explore THAT"

[@mrjones4680]

"oh for fuck sake's" was the realest reaction I've ever seen him do lmao

[@InSaiyan92]

The fact that Enny won't add at least a bottle of water to his day in some form is astounding

[@BaldHeadedManc]

Pretty sure it's a bit, but I'm also pretty sure it's not. Dude is tokked

[@littlebandit3451]

My brother couldn’t believe how high and tight this episode is making me!

[@ahkao.9347]

You watched that shit fast af son this shit been out a whole 58 seconds

[@EYE69MYSELF]

@@ahkao.9347 He clearly finished it in 4 strokes.

[@adamlowe8677]

He just couldn't believe how thick it made you, huh bud?

[@gaffyduck7491]

Where’s the bodies Garth ?

[@wchrisw]

I bet he believes you now

[@AaronJ9610]

Tim doesn't like getting gifts from Christine cuz she's never bought him jetskis or a racecar

[@ItssSteve]

All she needs to do is eat his scrum, the perfect gift

[@pantera89]

He brings in a whopping 3 million a year, he could buy whatever he wanted at any time, that's why gifts don't empress him.

[@Z3roGGamer]

"Do you want to see someone who might be dead? No.....IF YOU HAVE A BUISNESS YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD SHIPPING IS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

1:29:02 might be one of my favorite moments in all of YMH history. Such a genuine reaction from Tim. 🤣

[@tracecify]

Enny is developing quite the Texan accent, dee-hy-DRAY-did 🤣🤣🤠

[@_____7512]

40:24 Tom revealing his inner psychopath LMAO he’s more affected by the McLaren on fire than people falling off buildings and dying 😂😂😂

[@giannis5250]

Yeah that is the joke friend

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

"Cool, at least that baby got to see" is the most goth thing you've ever said, Christina. I love it.

[@mickeymccourt8228]

Tom impersonating his kids is peak comedy

[@WhitneysTits]

Doing a big voice for a small child 🤣

[@danidan9917]

Yeah but only because his kids are as savage as those two are already. Can't wait to see what they do with teenage boys. He will murder them!

[@jasonzitt6408]

Never get tired of Tim and Chris mimicking the kids

[@jbpeltier]

Christine, you better watch those boys. Sounds like they're gonna make a shrine of you and ritualistically sacrifice Tim and Fatsticks in front of it lol

[@MegaWilloughby]

“At least the baby got to see,” made me laugh inappropriately hard.

[@barrybadrinath42069]

I came in four strokes when I saw that new thumbnail. Happy Wednesday mommies!

[@jacobrouton7709]

Keep keeping it high and tight!

[@ovechkin0831]

This guy is living life 3-6-5

[@Liam-th4qo]

Are you a grown man saying that.

[@g32.recitales]

This has to be the greatest couple ever.

[@cj5056]

Skip, thank you for taking care of Christine and the boys.

[@arielsabrinadre2237]

Who do I have to call to get Tom to do an entire episode of him telling stories about his kids with the voice?

[@FattyMcGinger]

22:00 to 22:10 bro I’m dead the way Tom looked at his wife 😂 Literally the best podcast on the internet 😂

[@lordfordification]

I love all the Garth drama. I have a coworker that loves him and I update her whenever I can on his body count.

[@memorama66]

I'm willing to bet snail self ain't making nobody smile 🤣

[@nickelpenny1]

The stories Tom tells about the kids are absolutely hilarious!

[@GymAndSun]

Holy shit after that kidney stone segment I am water champ all day every day now

[@pallyjaius]

Had constipation as a kid, have been drinking water regularly ever since. Enny has the same experience, and decides to double down on the discomfort. What a rascal, such a cool guy.

[@fakejauber]

get you someone that looks at you the way tom looks at the camera during ad reads

[@psychUHdelia]

38:25 absolutely Toms best audio drop over 😂😂😂

[@AndrewMinarikPhotography]

too perfect

[@sjk160]

We need to show Skip some love for saving the main mommy

[@connorsk622]

The Your sister Rose is dead is probably one of the funniest Toks Christine has come up with.

[@jrichardson6197]

greatest ever

[@theodoreroseveltadept5272]

Second light language tok kicking in and tom going "oh for fucks sake" has me waking up the whole fucking office 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@birdette79]

This ep got me re-hyDRATEd

[@memorama66]

imagine if their kids end up needing glasses and Tim never hears the end of him swearing on their kids eyes 😂

[@mrs.h2725]

Enny's confidence that him being dehydrated continuously his whole life to the point he had to develop a custom poop position and pisses koolaid has the same vibes as Tess Holiday and Lizzo thinking they can be morbidly obese and make it past 40 without major issues. I've had partial kidney failure from Lupus before, and have also been flayed open like a fish for an emergency abdominal surgery. The kidney pain is by far the worst.

[@creepyoldballs2474]

That's because you're not enny. You don't understand if someone challenges him he literally can't lose

[@joshisajedi2461]

@@creepyoldballs2474 unless he challenges Joe Rogan.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

@@joshisajedi2461 "It wasn't even a little difficult"

[@bluesguitarfan2631]

@@creepyoldballs2474 someone should challenge him to drink water regularly. Let him participate in sober October as a guest challenger.

[@alexgrant246]

@@bluesguitarfan2631 i say we just let him go into renal failure. And when drew or another doctor say "well, if you drank water and properly hydrated yourself, you wouldn't be in this position. But now you need dialysis for the rest of your life. Bet it was worth it huh?"

[@stephenbaughman3379]

Nadav’s laugh gets me every single time I’ve seen every episode and it still gets me lmao

[@illumineddiie]

When I hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you, I ALWAYS loudly say “You’re Welcome!!!!” 😂

[@kennymullen3069]

[MUMBLES] "...Hold the door for me, I hold the door for you... "Fuckkkiiinnnnnn' welllcoooommme!" And that dude strokes out and dies right then...lol.

[@beautifuldisaster1646]

Yes, same!!! I can't stand rude ass people, what happened with people having manners!!! Much love from this Oklahoma Grl 🖤💋

[@unclemandragon5670]

@@beautifuldisaster1646 let’s go full throttle babe. I hope this comment doesn’t scare you. Chio babe MUAH 💋

[@beautifuldisaster1646]

@@unclemandragon5670 it takes a lot to scare me, so you're good hun🖤💋

[@creepyoldballs2474]

@@beautifuldisaster1646 I'd go on a date with him if I were you. He built everything in his house. From crown molding to the chair rail, to floors, to lighting, to plumbing, doors,windows. So this is the type of guy you're getting. He's a very handy guy and uh.. hed love to build you whatever you want.

[@Some.Guy.On.Youtube.]

I re-watched Tom saying "Oh for fks sake" around @1:28:59 like 10 timess 🤣

[@infinitytme676]

I relate to Christina's childhood so much lol I was home alone 90% of the time taking care of my little brothers from 8-12 🤣

[@codyobrien1261]

Enny needs to remember to drink more water and watch for Waspses

[@BaldHeadedManc]

And shit like a normal human being..

[@johnp435]

"🎶Your sister Rose is dead🎶" Cue one of Natives greatest laughs EVER. Ymh....it will never leave the #1 spot in my book. ❤

[@XionicAihara]

1:29:00 best Tom reaction lol

[@voolproov]

I laughed so hard at this 😂

[@mnnesotance7004]

Christina earned a lot of respect from me advertising and spreading awareness for mental health. Super noble thing for any celebrity to do. They have influence over others and normalizing therapy is important.

[@8thlvlMage]

Also, talking about how much therapy you go to is a cheap way to get points with the LA celebrity crowd.

[@evanbaxter1657]

The clip of the spinning saucer free fall slamming into the ground in India is prolly one of the wildest clips I’ve seen on this channel 😂

[@aplsoz6447]

Tom’s processing of Christina and Leann’s lack to reciprocate gift giving is strong and firm

[@TheSydrek]

Please, please, please....the day when Enny gets kidney stones (not IF but WHEN) PLEASE record it. Would love to see the contrast of his outlook now to how he feels during and then how he feels afterwards.

[@alec6948]

We need Tina to have a twin for real so Tom's poor scrum can get some action!

[@unclemandragon5670]

I’m coming to get that BOOOOTYYYY

[@stevewhite8388]

Morning Jeans! Let's get feathering!

[@Toddis]

If Tom ever goes missing, it's the crips

[@panini79]

Garth

[@tomblaze2]

35:08 - “how much weed are you smoking?“😂

[@artnewman]

I would get a T-shirt with "Nobody knows fucking shit. - Christina P." on it.

[@tdogg926926]

Me over here chugging water during the kidney stone conversation......

[@LiterateDuck]

Money says if Tina got Tim a new Patek he’d absolutely lose it 👀

[@steveodame3316]

Yeah but she not tryna spend the money. Sometimes the price does matter lol

[@gianni_schicchi]

VIP tickets to a F1 race. COTA and Vegas are coming up.

[@angellenamay]

How many toilet seats has he broken standing on them?

[@isaaccutlip5815]

Yeah wtf is wrong with him

[@liquidzen2417]

Have u seen the pictures of the carnage that can cause? ENORMOUS lacerations. If want to see something real cool look it up. Asian university students in my city were sitting like enny and it think it happened more than once...to the point the university put up signs with diagrams on how not to sit on the toilet

[@wil404]

D'Hydrated is my favorite college defensive back.

[@RainbowArcher252]

"At least that baby got to see". I pulled over in my car just to watch the clip, then I started driving again, had a mouth full of coffee when Mommy jeans said that line and made me spit coffee all over the inside of my windscreen. Worth it.

[@sovalame863]

So peaceful and calming driving to work hearing a woman get pinned by a car to the wall

[@smokegbabylbc]

55:31 toms reaction got me

[@Nice-wizard]

I need more vacation Chris

[@afishcalledjuan]

Very practical prison advise. This lady should teach a 11th grade elective in the USA.

[@laurena5366]

I always make a point to say "YOU'RE WELCOME" if they don't say thank you for holding the door.

[@IndicaBlissASMR]

When you always look forward to meowing along with Christina during the Intro 😹

[@DannyDeVitois79]

I love seeing all these things originate on this podcast only to become in the zeitgeist within a couple years…. SO many examples… How about Peter Cain? YMH was hip to that crazy WAY before the rest of the internet hahaha.

[@justPFILcoffin]

Everyone lies. It’s just something you gotta deal with. Leaving dirty qtips and dental picks on the floor next to your bed, that makes you a bad person.

[@caitlynyoungblood9822]

Enny needs to get a Squatty Potty! Actually, the Squatty Potty unicorn commercial is HILARIOUS and would be awesome to show here!!!!! 😂

[@sethm.thomas4310]

The Terry cut from the false note to him being cool guy terry made me cream my high and tight jeans

[@pistolpete2803]

I find myself laughing the hardest on Wednesday when I watch YMH