Ep. 80 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer

[@Heroasaurus]

Berts the best storyteller in every room because he doesn’t let anyone tell theirs.

[@PurpleHelmut]

17:00 Ryan asks Brent if he has ever messed up someone else's name when he was host and Bart just tells stories about other people messing up his name. Burnt Chrysler is always the star.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

Lol

[@starzariaguy5151]

And even if someone else tells a story, he’s like “Let me tell it, I tell better stories”.

[@timstradley5819]

He interrupts just to say how much he wants to hear the story 😂

[@johnmorgan9762]

And he tells 8 stories in one

[@daviddiaz2082]

Ryan Sickler is one of the most underated podcasters right now.

[@joejoe7899]

Hes one of the most underrated people

[@kruger14]

This episode should be 2 seagulls 1 cave with those laughs

[@the1mexicant]

Seagull at an Adam Sandler movie

[@bluedingo1186]

2 Seagulls 1 Buoy

[@benDOVER_1988]

2 gulls 1 fish

[@boagski]

2 gulls 1 chip

[@anonymousinternetuser7519]

This does my head in. Keep Nadav and the boys mic'd up or get some sound proofing. It's really unsettling having the laughter if you're going audio only...

[@natashanatasha9146]

After hearing them laugh together, Sickler’s laugh is like a breath of fresh air. It’s like Winnie The Pooh vs a deaf screech owl

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Condolences to the dogs 10 miles away that have to hear these two laugh

[@OutlierConcepts]

Well at least bert isn't in the same room as them...

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Holy shit that’s hilarious 😂 😂

[@brookeb452]

My dogs react to each of them individually.. Haven’t watched yet but I’m not sure what’s ab to happen w the two combined. Guna blow my dogs balls off

[@Dillonmac96]

U get used to it but the first like year of hearing it I was like omg this is the most obnoxious shit... cuz u know u can change ur laugh... he learned that from someone likely.. but they just scream when they laugh lol I hope I don’t do that but I was doing the Chris Delia laugh for a while which is similar just yelling

[@tylerhoelscher374]

Replying only so this stays at the top

[@randomfrankp]

I can hear the thumbnail piercing my hears

[@tyedie297]

*ears* I I gotcha dawg.

[@galactus9625]

@@tyedie297 noise holes* gotcha dawg

[@parkermanning9274]

wassup guys randomfrankp here

[@jelani1212]

my boy randomfrankp

[@johhnnn]

is frank p a mommy?!

[@thebrutebrody8182]

Sickler is the MAN with telling stories. Would love for him to have his own special on NetFlix, or hell, even right here on KZbin

[@bradleyclayton368]

Listen to the honeydew podcast

[@landrec2]

Those were some crazy stories, especially the bus one. Those types of situations scare the shit out of me.

[@deadshot4245]

He does it’s called the honeydew highlight the low lights the story’s behind the story teller get your night pants on y’all

[@1337Se7eN7]

More like Suckler

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Bert saying he thinks dentists are about the upsell is exactly what someone who rips a crown out of their mouth 3 times eating a candy bar would think.

[@angmillz6559]

Bahahahahahha

[@danielpenrodii2389]

For real, he is the same person who takes pool baths and orders pizzas from three different locations at a time for “variety”.

[@krollgrend1888]

Bert is fucking right tho. I went to a dentist in a "Richer" area and they gave me a quote for like 10k in cavaty fixes and all kinds of shit. Went to another dentist. and they labeled those cavities as "Watchers" And I only had one cavaty that needed to be done.

[@Schedule1ne315]

Bad teeth are more genetics than diet related.

[@darkylinky288]

@@krollgrend1888 I went to 2 different dentists at the same office and had that happen. When I couldn't see my regular guy, they gave me another who said I had multiple cavities that needed to be filled. When I came back to my guy he said they're fine unless they actually hurt or bother you

[@steelers9799]

I love how Bert’s Baltimore accent just sounds like a deaf person saying “Baltimore” repeatedly

[@EvanSaltare]

The majority of his accents sound like various degrees of hearing impairment, sometimes within the same accent.

[@chrisesmundo7614]

O

[@dillonhuffman1755]

Lmao I'm from Maryland and live like 40 mins from Baltimore and they're right them Baltimore accents are ridiculous lmfao. But hey I'm loving the Maryland shoutouts ! Bert come to Baltimore and do some shows !!

[@Schedule1ne315]

Bert didn’t know what the r word meant because he’s r worded with zero self awareness

[@ItsWhatILike77]

First podcast I've seen with Sickler - and officially a fan. Great stories! Respect

[@Tokidumdum]

Anyone else has to wait for Bert to take a drink before they can speak. Sickler does good getting his words in. 👏 He is truly one of my FAVORITE people.

[@stevehunt914]

Holy shit Ryan SMASHED it,... GREAT stories! i'd love to see him and Bert together more often. GREAT rapport!

[@DizzyB42]

This whole show sounds like the air being slowly let out of two balloons.

[@genore1993]

You win today. you win!

[@redhotchilifan98]

😂😂

[@fatmunch6318]

The long ones with stripes that fly around the room 😂😂😂

[@TheIzzysmom07]

Legit winning post!!🤣🤣 I love these 2 but HOT DAMN....I'm so here for it!!! I can't stop laughing. Too effin funny @Tugboat5000

[@davehillart]

....and filled with Brussel sproutfarts

[@chaunceytalent]

Rick: Wait, you’ve never been in a fight? Burnt: I’ve been in fights, I’ve just been beaten up mostly. Rick: You’ve never won? Burnt: uhhh Rick: Not 1 fight? You’re DEFEATED? 😆😆😆

[@PBCPrincess1]

Seal of comedy approval = Ryan’s high pitched giggle laughs

[@gtrriffs]

Imagine sickler, lee syatt and bert all laughing at the same time?😆

[@natashanatasha9146]

I sea what you did there 🦭

[@roadblock0210]

I love Ryan Sickler. He's the best comedian interviewer which I believe makes him the best podcaster around. No one, except maybe Theo Von, connects with and gets the best out of whoever they are with. With Sickler you know it's going to be good before watching it especially if it's with someone else who is funny.

[@jtmcailin4522]

No better combo in the game than Nadav and Ryan’s laughs along with Brents inability to shut up

[@tylerprince5532]

Tom talked more in this episode than any I’ve seen!

[@ea8000]

The idea that Bert is scared of COVID after the life he’s lived, just amazes me. 😂

[@GV89bitch]

He's not. Its typical socal virtue signaling. He has probably licked 7 doorknobs for a reaction today

[@2spotmooses]

Hes scared of covid because the guys he idols are all afraid of it..🤫 billy burrrrrrrr

[@natashanatasha9146]

Ehhh...The scared-of-disease thing isn’t surprising. Heavy drinking is a common ‘coping mechanism’ with anxiety disorders

[@danielpenrodii2389]

He is afraid yet lived in a bus with 7 other people while traveling the country...Yup, that makes a lot of sense

[@2m7b5]

Shouldn't he be scared of Covid _becuase_ of the life he's lived?

[@BRAWLR333]

2 Banshees, 1 Cave

[@manicjsvision444]

"Are you waking me up to ask me how to pronounce my name?" lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ryan's funny AF

[@NW-mf2dx]

"You guys have numbers too?!" 🤣🤣🤣 -Brent Chrysler

[@2510LuL]

They're jews, they love numbers

[@GrilledCheeseDanny]

Then later Ryan said "You didn't know Jews had numbers?"

[@markduffy6776]

I love that Bert thinks, that him getting wasted after being humiliated, is him getting the last laugh.

[@dillonj161]

Sickler had good chemistry with everyone

[@Glorytoglorzo]

I hate the guy can’t stand his laugh. They have better friends who could’ve filled in.

[@holymacarenafin2319]

@@Glorytoglorzo why are you crying here? Nobody forces you to watch. We love Sickler.

[@Glorytoglorzo]

@@holymacarenafin2319 I’m not watching this week just because of him. Take that how you may i don’t care about your feelings.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@Glorytoglorzo dawg you're the one bringing up feelings, soft ass internet troll

[@SwabLevy]

Had? What happened to him?

[@officialnoyakuk]

Sickler: You’re DEFEATED?! Burnt Chrysler: I got beat up by a woman...

[@bmoc0867]

The sounds from these two guys are gonna attract alot of animals to my doorstep today.

[@mmawithmustafa]

honestly this was one of the best podcasts i’ve listened to bert and ryan y’all had me dying laughing the whole day even at work when i was listening to this i couldn’t hold it together

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

Sickler actually managed to handle Bert like a matador.

[@jakesolver4359]

Bert: “Tom usually starts off by saying something terrible about me.” *says something terrible for himself

[@jimmydirr9463]

This entire episode sounds like someone blew up a balloon and made the squeeking noise for an hour and a half

[@tylerbarnes7929]

it's unbearable dude. Ryan's doesn't make me want to end my life like Bard's though

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Idk why the fans have such an animosity with the guys 😂

[@OptionalDilemma]

Underrated comment

[@666slateran666]

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say both these guys voices are grating beyond belief. That and barf is a trainwreck so it makes sense people dogpile.

[@OutlierConcepts]

*Tom Segura has liked your comment*

[@Obi-ThreeKenobi]

Ryan Sickler is a goddamn gem 🎇

[@willf2024]

If Tom dies of a heart attack at fat camp atleast Bert can find solace in Sickler's arms

[@pwnedduffy]

Rehab.

[@dalelane1948]

I think Tim could be easily replaced here

[@jpk51]

@@dalelane1948 are you fr? bert usually only takes away from the bits here not add to them

[@cam5773]

Ryan shouts out the UPS guys every time he gets a chance too😂😂 love it

[@toastedjoe1013]

Bert secretly wishes his wife laughs like Sickler.

[@MC_kalCM]

TRUTH!

[@a.k.4o]

We all do

[@zechariahross1444]

Bert will be divorced as soon as his kids go to college.

[@d.j.ashley]

This show has proven, more than anything else, how big of a pain in the ass it would be for Bart to have your number.

[@originalrigby7153]

Good morning chomos, keep feathering it.

[@mangoman1073]

sup chomo!

[@nicholaslong4360]

Can Sickler just be like the regular monthly guest on the show? He does so much for the show, really helps break and shake things up.

[@nicholaslong4360]

Also bobby Lee or Cheeto breath santino

[@nicholaslong4360]

Also I cant wait to see how the new guest does

[@BadTitan1330]

The laughter only dogs far away can hear between these two! love it!

[@bdawggification]

When they're talking through their laughs its like seagulls talking in broken English

[@pigmilkmusicfarm]

Yassss lawd 🤣🤣🤣

[@dadiocrypto3058]

Never heard anyone describe something as “sounds like they’re stomping pigeons” lmaooo oh man I’m dying laughing hahaha

[@puppy_helmet9206]

I swear the two men that have the most contagious laughter together xp plus the only person who can get a word in with Bert. I was stuck in an airport for 28 hours just got home, shit made my day thanks you two your the best.

[@jacobburgo]

Bert really didn't want Tom to do all the episodes while he was gone so he recorded some himself😂

[@VideoNozoki]

The sign of a truly "secure" personality.

[@looneygoon4007]

Ryan Sickler kills every time he’s on this show

[@Phillie.phresh]

I wonder how sickle cell will handle Bart talking over him..

[@aaronpollitt8630]

In the Blue corner, we have Bert's Over-Talking, and in the Red corner, Ryan Sickler's Laugh..... Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUMMMBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE

[@AndreySomov1]

like a boss, actually

[@jamesbehncke3744]

Their combined laughter shattered my wine glass.

[@meghankeller4871]

Ryan: they threw him off the bus in just shorts Bert: (giggling) they beat him naked!

[@yobum1894]

How sickler let Bert interrupt him so many times without ever saying anything is beyond me Bert’s first thought after hearing the fight story was “I got nothing to top that” and that explains everything you need to know what Bert’s thinking while you’re telling a story

[@StanleyKubick1]

waiting to speak and never listening

[@benjamin3290]

@@StanleyKubick1 Came here to say that. He doesn't even do a good job at waiting either

[@Ramboskates85]

This episode has honestly been the funniest Bert has been in a really long time. The deaf laugh sounding like pigeons being stomped TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂😂

[@aaronpaul9620]

This is one of the best 2 bears I have ever heard.

[@Susky62]

The laughter of these two together is unreal...

[@caseyrsummers]

We need more of these two! I love Tom and Bert, this is hands down one of my favorite podcasts, but Ryan and Bert.... Dude. This is great

[@ryovcp]

What would happen if you set up a mirror in front of Burt? Would he talk over himself through the whole episode?

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

He would keep trying to speak over himself and enter a perpetual speed-wobble.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That’s a question on par with quantum physics

[@ianthomas3653]

He doesn't need a mirror.

[@jtylerpropst]

“Honey bears” is the new show title if Segura and Chrysler can’t meet to podcast every week

[@KangaRuude]

I love sickler. Should be him and Tom while berts shooting his movie

[@666slateran666]

Can't stand his voice.

[@seefy22]

Brent is in rehab

[@digitalsmithy]

I'd vote for Potter. He's undefeated

[@JesseZakshesky]

These guys have the two best laughs ever. This episode is pure joy.

[@rustincole_w1339]

I'm about to have PTSD from all the laughter and I haven't even watched it yet.

[@hamiltonnoles8312]

This was a top tier podcast I’d like to see more of the two of them together

[@BizzmarkBajimbus]

Welcome to another episode of Bruce krieshner in a cave, alone, yelling.

[@wetcrumb2191]

Shirtless with a Mickey's in hand

[@hughjanus4594]

Bert Kersher*

[@Jack-dp4lg]

@@hughjanus4594 Bart krishna*

[@BizzmarkBajimbus]

@@Jack-dp4lg Bort Greezler*

[@bkettrick]

I thought Bert's laugh was bad but Jeeeeeesus FC Sickler drove me up a wall this whole episode.

[@OutlierConcepts]

*Nadav trying to mentally process the statement Bert just made* IT SURE DOES

[@iirockVANS702]

Burnt says, "I gotta say a prayer" and just *ch ch* the inside of his cheek and pointed up! I'm stealing that and its now mine forever! 🤣🤣

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

I was reading this as it came up... Amazing!

[@EvanMoore]

Bert said "Why would you correct someone on how they say their own name?" Flash back to Something's Burning with Michael Rapaport, and Bert did exactly that. Love you, Bert. You're a joy.

[@nounks6020]

Amazing recall

[@amandag.5044]

We need a shirt that says "Shout out to UPS Baltimore Hub Primary 1 Joe Avenue!".

[@nicholasfonseca8759]

2 bears, bad friends and Jeremiah wonders Monday 👌🏽

[@MrJDav15]

This was one of my favorites. Ryan and Bert's chemistry is 🔥 I want to see more of them together.

[@kellenlinklater3046]

Tom would have totally let burnt call him to ask how you say his name 😂😂😂😂

[@Audiofatuation]

Exactly!

[@TheMattyboi90]

That’s most of this podcast. Tom just watching while Bart, metaphorically, puts his hands on the stove.

[@MrBiggerdaddio]

So... It is really easy to realize who brings this podcast to choking on laughter. Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert! I'm rooting for you!

[@brandorobot]

You have to wonder how many people Bart randomly facetimes when no one is there to tell him whether it’s a good idea.

[@TTK1224]

Yeah those random facetimes are intrusive

[@josef2012]

Bart is EXACTLY the type of guy to try+call "timeout" during a fight.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Because he's an 8-year-old boy in the body of a middle-aged, overweight alcoholic

[@Jrenegade1]

Have a nice week fellow 2B1C fans

[@bobwsteele]

They need to add Ricky Gervais to this. It would be crazy laughing.

[@TheSacredPain]

"Dentists are overrated..." Says the grown man that can't stop eating candy...

[@chasermann94]

I listened to this in my car and the combined force of the two of them laughing cracked my windshield.

[@steffonpaul]

How many Ryan Sickler "Joker" laughs will we get this episode? 😂

[@user-oi5lg1hc1b]

That's a drinking game LMAO

[@thisTofu]

never enough. this man is just a pleasure to listen to. i love his "well thats something" story (its on bertcast)

[@ryanwalker8843]

Between how high both their laughs are I feel sorry for any dog within a mile.

[@blainebrown8824]

Dog ears perking up all over America

[@tonsoffun49]

First 10 minutes and I am in tears. 80 episodes is juts not enough.

[@johnnyeye464]

Skip to the ads to hear our beloved Tom 😢 poor Ryan..

[@1878Johnny]

These two are just comedy gold, non stop tears of laughter.

[@andrestein6022]

Look forward to seeing this more than my girlfriend

[@imoc999]

i thought it was just me

[@dravenvieck5634]

@@imoc999 its definitely not.

[@TheodoreBotman]

Look forward to seeing this more than your girlfriend

[@dopej4]

Glad I’m not the only mommy

[@NightHawkExpress]

Good to know I’m not missing much haha

[@almillar5560]

Mr Sickler is a great fill in for Tom, even Bert shuts up to listen to Ryan’s stories.

[@talkingaboutrealspodcast1284]

Before I watch this, I’m sure Sickler is going to get a lot of words in this episode….

[@immasurvivor]

He actually did :O I think Bert might be learning.....or he's just not drunk yet.

[@talkingaboutrealspodcast1284]

@@immasurvivor yeah I was quite surprised

[@Ramboskates85]

No matter how many times people tell Bert that FaceTiming people unannounced for dumb shit is an aggressive move, he still tries it every episode 😂

[@Tnuttycomedy]

Bert is Especially "Talky-Over-Everyone-ish" today. I love him.

[@jhvibes3471]

You like that about him?

[@dwnbythriver]

Whenever bert tells a story on a podcast you always have to wait for that “by the way i dont know how much of that is true”😂😂

[@danielpenrodii2389]

They need to hook Bert up to a lie detector machine for an entire episode and fact-check his stories at the end of each one.

[@dwnbythriver]

@@danielpenrodii2389 Right😂 he says leeann cant tell stories because she doesn’t fabricate everything so i could only imagine how much of his are true lol

[@danielpenrodii2389]

@@dwnbythriver Not only are 80% of his stories false or vastly elaborated, but it’s amazing he can even get through one with how scatter-brained he is. Not really the one to throw judgement for telling stories

[@ext93]

Sicklers laugh reminds me of Lee Syatts laugh/moan when he was on 300mg stars of death

[@TimmyP_]

I’m not sure where this is about to go, but I’m 100% here for the ride!

[@nicholasb.2293]

Uhhhh hundred percent

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

No you're not!

[@efreinshtick]

Love everything mommies/bears and everything Sickler is on. Great episode

[@nickmiller8131]

We need a song consisting only of Bert and Ryan’s laughter

[@whiskeyneat97]

With a little bit of josh wolf for balance

[@tbranch227]

I'm calling it. Bert is the best co-host in podcast history: Segura, Burr, and Sickler. He's crushing it across the board. This podcast had me crying

[@dr.school873]

“Say it like you’re killing a goat!” 💀💀💀

[@zgiW]

Say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it like it's written on a scroll

[@zacwphelps]

These two A HUNDRED PERCENT need a podcast

[@jilliandeklerk8621]

Yes!! Love Ryan!

[@beercavetech]

Now all they gotta do is ditch the brett guy

[@theMANceri]

Wow these two make such a duo. Sickler knows how to match the energy for sure

[@Givens94]

Tom is really slimming down so Rayan is stepping in to be the new bear.

[@redraiderreloading7612]

This was the greatest episode of all time... We have got to have more of Ryan and bert

[@niteshade8546]

Damn. I was hoping Burp would be gone for the next few weeks. Now no tom? Are they trying to sink the ship so Tom can move with less obligations to his "special" friend?

[@Fjdjwbsjdbfnr]

This podcast totally changed my day from stress to laughter. Thank you!

[@deeshitnitz]

One of my favorite episodes 😂😂

[@kaylamattacchione8743]

Bert drinking Liquid Death as his form of water is iconic.

[@lubejar2498]

Now he just needs someone to make water that comes in a wine bottle.

[@galactus9625]

Just add a permanent 3rd seat for "Rick Sickler" lmao almost made me choke on my drink

[@jldrum89]

Bert has all the best stories. ALLLLLL the best...