Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713

[@ProdigyHighlights]

Tommy introducing the new sister wife to the main mommy.

[@jessevennard2640]

Y’all know what’s a banana split?

[@chrisandrewsruns]

Latter Day Mommies

[@robdubent]

Betcha she’d eat the bear scrum. Christine better step up mouth munch that mush.

[@emvy84]

​@@jessevennard2640just lemme eat cha

[@drewbigelow1052]

Vegan, Poly, Bi

[@Zechariah3694]

It bring tears to my eyes😭thinking about what Tom must go through just to protect this country.

[@danr3131]

Just him and a few other dedicated Patriots. 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

I salute the sky every night thinking of him and his brave brethren.

[@bigben42]

At least he gets priority seating at the airport

[@gitgen1887]

@@CIRCLEOFTONE hahaha

[@ahdgrbfixg]

Combat talk 💪🪖

[@imleva0001]

There is no WAY Tom meant anything other than murder with the dresser thing lol

[@timh676]

still blows my mind how popular this podcast has become. I remember when it was like iin the top 30-40 on apple and now the mommies are cranking in half a mil views within a day of airing it? high and tight

[@evanprotsman9623]

“ This week on Two Blondes, One Tom…” 👱🏻‍♀️👨🏻‍🦲👱🏻‍♀️

[@Drewydrew397]

You go Jeans!

[@canesfan1526]

Fun fact all 3 are bald 😉

[@tylerjacobson8012]

2 blondes one scrum.

[@djfizer4849]

_Nice!_ 🎖 could've possibly closed the comments after this.👏

[@jonr4164]

Props to this guy, managed to comment without mentioning death, dicks, pussy, ass, or sex and still got 600+ likes. I think you might be too good for this "low-brow" community.

[@dkmd9227]

There’s no way Bart stopped eating chips before the bag was empty

[@blagyz]

a valid point, but he might have left a lil bit

[@RayRaeTV]

😂😂

[@yourmomslvr5622]

Danny Brown Or Josh Potter

[@MrAberham33]

Bart is the type of guy to turn the bag up and leave chip crumbs on his face til he jumps in the pool for his monthly bath.

[@kaylaaranda1029]

This needed to be said 😂

[@nateferguson7208]

"Let my man cook" lmao love seeing Tim keep up with current memes

[@dexterg90]

This was a genuinely fun episode 😊 Tim definitely wants to split Lauren’s ham

[@VLE-Grimace]

The only people who wouldn’t want to part those meat curtains have ED

[@Thedjeatsalot]

Who in their right mind wouldnt want to

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

This is pretty bold of Tim, putting his future ex wife through this.

[@gitgen1887]

Hahaha

[@timturk1899]

Just like the above comment, Who's Tim..?!🤔

[@Jenna-xt7ni]

@@timturk1899Tim = Tom. Christine = Christina.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@timturk1899 Tim Saguaro

[@TommyyNoblee]

​@timturk1899 if you have to ask you are just low and loose.

[@mntwinsfan1988]

It's great of Christine to interview Tim's next wife

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

She's gonna disappear UPS-style 😂

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Dalmatian wife lyfe for Tbunz

[@Cyxz666]

She's got all the qualifications: Fake Blonde ✅ Not Funny ✅

[@ogpapabless9777]

Lauren I’d love to have you on the secret show this Thursday

[@artsazon3668]

@@ogpapabless9777😂😂

[@Jeffsthename]

Imagine lauren interviewing Patrice O'neal 😂

[@wheelsdownrc6348]

Christina giving a shout out to “WEIRD SCIENCE “ classic. The randomness of the podcast is what’s so great.💯

[@am44_67]

Threesom for 15 year anniversary with these 2, Tom deserves it

[@mikeziegler7008]

So does Christina!

[@SatansSimgma]

"I'll pass" Tommy S.

[@2guys1cliplol]

Christina can eat Tod's scrum

[@C0D3R33D]

Miss Compton could take a deuce in a hotdog bun and I would consider putting mustard on it!!

[@Pdiaz69]

@@2guys1cliplol😨

[@AardvarkACP]

Christine has NEVER been more handsy with Tim, than when in the presence of a younger, hotter blonde on a Pod

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

yess! just said the same thing lol

[@timturk1899]

Who's this "Tim" you commenters keep referring to..?!🤔

[@beercavetech]

@@timturk1899it’s you

[@carpelunam]

​@@timturk1899obviously you

[@JayMac]

@@timturk1899you really are boring af huh?

[@ianpatrick6051]

14:08 "let my man cook" was the greatest thing ive ever heard tom say 😂😂

[@jdickes7975]

Christinas admission that pregnancy destroys sexual dynamics until the kids get older was the most adult thing I've ever heard. With her comedic delivery it helps the words skate by anyone that doesnt have the life experience like any good comedy should.

[@josef2012]

Shoutout to Enny for discovering the concept of using your refrigerator to save food for later when you're hungry.Great Job!

[@cabobs2000]

I mean Enny said he wasn't the one who put the food in their. which he gives his girl full credit for. Not shitting on him.

[@MarfTheUnbearable]

​@@cabobs2000He needs the shit though

[@jellypasta151]

I've been so confused about this man's name for like the year I've watched ymh, Lenny or enny

[@lynchinjesus]

Everytime that wanna be an N wants to talk slang and say thats “cap” its like who the fuck is that guy? Mind as well be talking to chat gbt. He is a peon!!

[@devvoid1312]

@@jellypasta151 enny..

[@whootywhoots]

Hilary Duff's doppelganger and Tom's 2nd wife. How adorable

[@NotKimiRaikkonen]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Hilary.

[@resetskateteam]

Holy shit she does lol

[@annies.406]

I adore whomever it is in the background that is constantly laughing ♥️ your chuckle brings me joy

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That would be our cherished Israeli producer Nadav Itzskowitz. His laugh has been adding a little extra enjoyment and character to this podcast for years! I absolutely love hearing his laugh on these and the other YMH produced podcasts that are now in existence. It's like soul food, just.makes ya feel good inside 😀

[@RandyG6]

CP looking all over protective and instantly regretting dressing like a Golden Girl cast member

[@omarlara83]

Christina has touched Tom more in this one video than she has ever! Claiming Tom as hers in front of the next Mommy! Good luck Christina!

[@jorge503213]

Good luck Chrisy. She’s hot af

[@k.c.simonsen2]

hahaha "good luck"

[@Joe45-91]

Ya better start the scrum treatment before Daddy outsources

[@joeygarcia4277]

LMFAOOO

[@rangleski3695]

This is the exact kind of arm chair phycology i made myself. Great observational skills we both have.

[@EthanJuppDrives]

All for Lauren being known as Step Mommy.

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

@@funzy101 Lauren's head is stuck in the dryer....AGAIN!?!?

[@k.c.simonsen2]

please no

[@Yousuck00]

Step on me step mommy

[@ticaljarvis]

Step Rib

[@matthewbesson5367]

Is she going to get stuck in the dryer? Under the bed?

[@maxwinchester8995]

It’s so underrated that in the Good morning Julia video he says getting to meet her was one of the greatest moments of his LIFE 😂😂😂

[@MoneyMikeMurray]

My mailman and I yell "I love you" to each other all the time. It's a small town. The looks we get are fantastic

[@boicutt]

If Lauren eats scrums, Christina is in danger.

[@boicutt]

Wrote this before the discussion took place lol

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Wow that's a good point. Better nut up Christina. Lauren goes for Scrum she could take the whole kingdom down

[@mwilson14]

Throw in a pegging session and Christina is toast. 😢

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

She said she doesn’t and wouldn’t peg

[@mwilson14]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 But does she really know what she wants?

[@mattramirez3039]

You know Tom is just thinking of splitting Lauren’s ham.

[@tokershark1570]

He’s not wrong to think that .

[@imthegrk]

Naturally.

[@GASH_one]

Of course!

[@joneconomidis2125]

Me too

[@tokershark1570]

@@joneconomidis2125 this is a way better “me too” movement .

[@Ronfost89]

Christina is clearly marking her territory as soon as Lauren showed up.

[@foxwithglocks1148]

Why does Christina dress like she’s 80?

[@porks8947]

because when women turn 50 they start dressing like starship commanders

[@tribeard5424]

Watching Christine trying to hold back her jealousy is so entertsining lmao. This is the most ive seen her touch Tim since ive watched this podcast

[@McNuggies292]

Lmfao literally

[@gitgen1887]

It's only natural she knows her man is worthy and if she will do anything to protect her bubble.

[@aidans4588]

Super healthy for their relationship tho, as long as Tom isn’t a cheater lmao

[@ashleyh4699]

I didn't think she seemed jealous at all. Yall are being silly and reading way too much into stuff.

[@HateSquiggle]

That death look Christina sends Tom after the "put together" comment 😅

[@FrancBlac]

Pissed

[@GlacierSound]

timestamp??

[@paintballbiggie]

Around 35:55

[@mastergwaha]

ah great call there!

[@mastergwaha]

@@paintballbiggie thanks for that timestamp!

[@caramocha009]

Love this. Lauren is so sweet and laughed so many times from her reactions to the video.

[@caitlynyoungblood9822]

Hey everyone, Christine is the MAIN MOMMY! Don’t forget that. It’s not a competition.

[@imNickBreh]

*was

[@L4-295]

It’s DEFINITELY not a competition lmao

[@PhotoAdvanced]

Christa's pearl neckless is proportional to Tim's loads

[@GTFCEO]

That's an awful honest and descriptive bit of informaton from a man

[@forbeatssake1530]

🪣🪣🪣

[@davidglass2635]

😂😂😂

[@zjwilliams1991]

Buckets bruh

[@cu11en76]

Lauren opened up about her bf dying and Tom just immediately shows a vid of a dude with a praise kink 40 seconds later, greatest pod of all time

[@BahnYahd]

Very proud of Ennys character progression

[@beebeeshoo7107]

nadav next I hope lol

[@nicks5898]

Health is cap

[@myroncope5]

oh god

[@BXBZ88]

Hot Sauce is da best...........

[@joshuaclayton7973]

I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Tom to ask the scrum question

[@jeffswope1511]

I have to say the “I love you game” really is amazing. When you inject love into a situation where you normally wouldn’t you create hot spots in the unified field. These are the spaces that contain amazing synchronicity and crazy coincidence.

[@nicksun424]

oops! that was a weird thing to say out loud. :) keep it to yourself next time

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@nicksun424Aww bro, don't let it make you feel weird! Them jeans of yours are a bit too low and loose I think 🤔😂🤪

[@Saucyconductor7479]

Tom’s wife looks like David spade 😂

[@dentonvisual]

Lmao nadav catching himself, "He's not the type of person we... I'm just gonna pump the brakes right now." 😂 1:52

[@skyhawkballer14]

Time stamp

[@AmandaBurns14]

​@@skyhawkballer14around 2:08 - 2:10

[@faperito2389]

So fucking funny

[@dentonvisual]

@@AmandaBurns14 1:52

[@jarnold1789]

Love Nativ

[@RollieFingers59]

Clearly Tom throughly vetted their new employee and was intimately involved in the hiring process.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

She has some huge glowing references.

[@carpelunam]

He obviously interviewed her on a saatva

[@ryanowns5]

Couch casting. Gotta love Autism, Texas. Edit: Austin lol

[@norman1907]

He buys them all vettes like Mr deeds

[@shiiswii4136]

Daddy needs to get emptied on a daily basis

[@butter_nut1817]

Tom talking about his sons is the best

[@benji1221]

You can tell how good the show will be by how many meows Kristen gives at the beginning of the show

[@pyramidion5911]

♻️♻️♻️

[@emperoraurelian9922]

Tim's future wife two times in a row at YMH studios is wild.

[@takeinterest1497]

Christina sounding like a bottle of Windex when she laughs lmfao

[@chrstphrluis2206]

I hate it

[@WhoaD614]

doin her best bert impression

[@toolegittoquit789]

She’s goin overboard too laughing at all the new wifey’s subpar jokes…

[@CDANG280]

Drives me crazy

[@christianbrix4311]

Soooooo grating and manufactured. Is she trying to be cute? I had to take a long break from YMH because of just that.

[@Naansiii]

The number of times Christina calls Tom " babe " in front of Lauren... 😂😂😂

[@butter_nut1817]

1:14:12 the change from utter horror to laughter is perfect

[@stevemahatcke5046]

Looks like Ms. Lauren is willing to take care of Toms scrum

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Oh, for sure! She's got that hunger in her eyes.

[@dubsessed9790]

She's a scrumhound that can't put the scrum down

[@austins7060]

One might even say she’s got a “hankerin’ for scrum”

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

Lol not even she got grossed out when he even said it 😂😂

[@myroncope5]

acting grossed out means they want it

[@joshhoyle6735]

There's definitely a correlation between Christine's level of meows in the intro song and how wild her takes are during that show....

[@dripdaddy2192]

Tina picked the wrong episode to dress up as grandma

[@Psylar87]

I wish i lived in a universe where Kevin Samuels collaborated with Patrice for a Black Phillip type show.

[@toolegittoquit789]

Tina is soon gonna be forced to throw a Hail Mary and eat Tim’s scrum as a last attempt to keep him from upgrading… calling it now- it’ll be a “YMH Exclusive” here in the next couple weeks.

[@unclemandragon5670]

Queues “chips in a bowl”

[@jessevennard2640]

@@unclemandragon5670 put some corn chips?

[@ddi_spec]

next live show gonna be insane

[@tyler-edic]

You know what's a banana split?

[@mrmobius]

The episode should have been titled, "Episode 713 with Lauren Compton: How Tome Segura lost half his net worth."

[@PinkuStyle]

Haha

[@matthewannis2593]

Tims next tour: child support world tour

[@TBiz81]

"What is the oppisite of taking your staff on a vacation" oh I loll'd so hard at that

[@TheGoodContent37]

I love how Christine asks everyone about if they knew what a LENOVO was xD

[@christofferengevik8]

Im like «is she talking about the computer brand? Cant be that» I still dont understand why she made that a thing lol. Is it because she only knows mac?

[@slipphilton6141]

Ive been saying i love you while ending phone calls anf going through drive throughs for years and my girlfriend hates it. Glad to know its appreciated

[@comma_man]

The “I love you” to strangers clips is a beautiful drill. People in the service industry meet horrible customers on the daily.

[@cassidybrewer]

Not Lauren looking like she could be Hilary duff’s sister

[@chrisclark9364]

Christine can finally say she's one of the poly people now!

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

I can solve the mystery of the open chip bag. I work at a vending company actually in Austin tx lol but every single box of chips we get in, has a couple popped bags in the bottom of the box. We try our best to notice and pick em out but inevitably one or two make it to our customers. If it was an opened bag buried at the bottom of the pile, guarantee it just got squished and popped open.

[@creestee08]

this is my first time seeing an LA girl. dunno if she is one but her mannerisms and accent is like one of those movies. so surreal.

[@jonboatmorava9115]

I can't wait to hear how much tim has to pay in child support when he leaves the old blonde for the new blonde.

[@cookinstew3287]

Christine P rockin the XL grandma pearls

[@robdubent]

Tim gives giant pearl necklaces we all know that

[@AllAspectsAllAngles]

Not sure what the trade-in value of Christine will be but I'm sure he'll make it work. New cars are fun.

[@chrstphrluis2206]

She’s hotter and funnier than Christina by a pretty high margin.

[@zeroa69]

​@@chrstphrluis2206to be fair tina was hot asf back when he met her up until she had his kids. Lauren is that new gush kush but main mommy is still a killer milf with big ol sloppers! Love me a big tittied animal!

[@alec6948]

He'll be fine, he's got money. He can buy the new model cash

[@MP-et1eu]

@@chrstphrluis2206Christina is far prettier and far funnier imo

[@chrstphrluis2206]

@@MP-et1eu I don’t see how. She just piggy backs off of what Tom says. And every time she has an opinion that Tom doesn’t agree with she changes hers real quick lol. Only thing she does is say “trigger” words like retard and pussy and Jew. There’s a reason why Tom is doing arenas and she’s still in the clubs.

[@sarveshgovinder2775]

Tom, Christine and their 3 adopted kids 😂

[@bushwickbill3643]

Tim needs to start streaming his VR combat missions, it would be another awesome addittion to the YMH universe. Leaving money on the table guys.

[@Reclipsegaming]

I love how ymh is low key spreading love

[@unclepitch]

Tim is back from another army tour with his life and a new lady! Glad to see you are still breathing sir, and thank you for everything you troops do... U deserve a second wife, and christines dedication to you is something to be applauded

[@luckyluciano2562]

I feel like Lauren is the type of girl who bullied Christina in high school

[@steve-hp3uq]

Lauren does have popular girl energy aka Regina George energy as the girlies say

[@gangusthemighty4180]

Underrated comment

[@nsh1980]

Nah she’s white.

[@BobbyBundlez]

@@nsh1980 what in the actual fuck does that mean lol

[@dontwearflipflopsfag]

@@BobbyBundlez I know right? He can't just call people WHITE!

[@docmccoy9813]

I have to admit I could watch her eyes for hours

[@Nuregra]

Tim really lit up when Lauren told him to shut the fuck up 😂😂

[@emvy84]

Bricked up

[@RedPancake1993]

Her pointing out red flags is like Berm giving advice on addiction.

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

You say that like she’s a walking red flag… have u met an average young woman in America recently? This girl seems like a saint 😂😂😂

[@jordanforbes1873]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 if she gotta link in bio it's bye yo

[@PAWGmoth]

@@jordanforbes1873 straight guys want their future gf to be working at target or something it's so confusing lmao

[@pyramidion5911]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 She is a walking red flag. Some would say the reddest of flags.

[@Bconsuegra255]

straight, weak guys ****

[@zacharygreenwald4561]

I know it’s been a few episodes but I love that blind bob is on the wall of cool guys now

[@giantturd5157]

Ol Shit Eyes

[@FL-Kman]

Good ol’ shit eyes

[@nighthawk4251]

My great aunt dated Jack Nicholson in High School and they went to prom together. Growing up I'd ask my grandfather about Nicholson and his response was always, "yeah they dated. He was a wise ass."

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

I was thinking Tom is the culprit. knowing the chips are his wifes fave. Then Tom sits back n watches, listens from afar. jigglin n gigglin. Thumbs up Tom

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

Tom looks like the type to twist the bag, place it under the others to hide the bag. ???? Right Thomas!?

[@ryanmurphy2089]

It’s insane we got a Lauren Compton podcast before we got pajama pants

[@covidkiller420]

Fr fr fr

[@kristiskinner8542]

Neither belong anywhere near YMH🤢

[@zeroa69]

​@@JamesJohnson-dz1gjtom....

[@beachbunny329]

thank you! Came here to say exactly that. Who cares about married dudes' red flags?

[@picker.grinner]

Pajama Pants decided to just quit doing the podcast i think

[@rockstar2012r]

Christina was extra touchy today with tom, claiming territory infront of her sister wife

[@fossi31415]

Bruh 4 real

[@jchap087]

The guys in the booth always make the episodes lol. It’s like their own laugh track lol

[@eyaffe1]

Hostage Tape...the perfect sponsor for Tom.

[@JenymSears]

Tom should put the booth boys through boot camp!!! 😂

[@Ben-qg6rj]

This trouple gon' be turning into a couple reaaaaal soon. Best of luck on your next endeavours Christine !

[@chrstphrluis2206]

One could only hope

[@josef2012]

We wish her well.

[@zped4484]

Proud of enny for accepting knowledge we learn in 1st grade 😂

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

It’s gonna be hilarious when he gets ED and tries to convince himself he’s not gay 😂

[@KillerBee300]

​@@fatguyonalittlebike3336bruh lol

[@uptownbully7992]

Still being friends with your ex husband who cheated on you is a major red flag

[@SubXaeroZA]

"What we doing for our Anniversary?" Watching Shawshank Redemption, becuase it feels like a life sentence with your best friend. LOL

[@DemonWhisper1]

Nadav's laugh has the most character development on the show

[@dubsessed9790]

Poor Lenovo, they didn't do anything to deserve this. They're decent machines.

[@thomashigginsmusic]

They’re actually quite nice I’ve got a Lenovo laptop and it’s fantastic!

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

I liked Christines Jewie comment, too funny. Got the boys laughing hard.

[@amandadigiacomo3159]

"I just realized everybody in my family has been inside of me" Lmfao!!!!!!

[@nateabrey3711]

Tim just casually saying he and Julian sit in the garage with the car on

[@chrissimpson4220]

I thought I was the only one who noticed😳😳😳

[@emmettpoole9736]

Probably has an electric car. No emissions

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@emmettpoole9736Tom ain't no bitch, he definitely drives a gas powered car lol I'll have to go back and listen though because I thought he said they were in a garage and Julian was talking shit to another person which made me think they were at a parking garage. Maybe my attention drifted for a minute, fucking ADD always fuckin with me man 😂

[@24LakersNation4Life]

Love Lauren’s personality and her face is put together

[@picasiothompson6030]

"Let my man cook" lmao I'm fucking losing it!

[@scumlord4709]

Not sure I Can Handle that voice every Tuesday, but I’ll try.

[@txtacos817-3]

Can’t wait for Lauren to launch her lipstick 💄 hats off Tim I see you upgraded to the new model year 🍆🍆🍆

[@AlfredoFlores-zq1yo]

Younger Christine is great, keep up the great work Tim 👍

[@ignacioromero5014]

I give full credit to Bunz on this one, for calling out female BS...not bashing...just reality....

[@thetakeaway7825]

Does anyone else listen to the intro music before work? 😅 SOoooo WHAT'S HILARY DUFF DOING ON THE SHOW? 😂

[@bfunderb5899]

Tom is probably already splitting that new voluptuous ham and getting the divorce papers prepared…I can’t wait for the fallout

[@imthegrk]

Is this chick their Yoko?

[@bfunderb5899]

@@chriswaring3783 Don't be stingy

[@edgarguerrero1510]

The disrespect that Tom has to endure on a daily basis regarding his service is ridiculous! Thank for you keeping us safe 🫡

[@nameless.faceless.]

2:43 “I would never let you out of the house like a dork like that..” “you did at least twice” “whaaaat?” 😅

[@Graniteer]

Tom really has negging figured out. I took some notes.