Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713

[@ProdigyHighlights]

Tommy introducing the new sister wife to the main mommy.

[@jessevennard2640]

Y’all know what’s a banana split?

[@chrisandrewsruns]

Latter Day Mommies

[@robdubent]

Betcha she’d eat the bear scrum. Christine better step up mouth munch that mush.

[@emvy84]

​@@jessevennard2640just lemme eat cha

[@drewbigelow1052]

Vegan, Poly, Bi

[@am44_67]

Threesom for 15 year anniversary with these 2, Tom deserves it

[@mikeziegler7008]

So does Christina!

[@SatansSimgma]

"I'll pass" Tommy S.

[@2guys1cliplol]

Christina can eat Tod's scrum

[@C0D3R33D]

Miss Compton could take a deuce in a hotdog bun and I would consider putting mustard on it!!

[@Pdiaz69]

@@2guys1cliplol😨

[@evanprotsman9623]

“ This week on Two Blondes, One Tom…” 👱🏻‍♀️👨🏻‍🦲👱🏻‍♀️

[@Drewydrew397]

You go Jeans!

[@canesfan1526]

Fun fact all 3 are bald 😉

[@tylerjacobson8012]

2 blondes one scrum.

[@djfizer4849]

_Nice!_ 🎖 could've possibly closed the comments after this.👏

[@jonr4164]

Props to this guy, managed to comment without mentioning death, dicks, pussy, ass, or sex and still got 600+ likes. I think you might be too good for this "low-brow" community.

[@imleva0001]

There is no WAY Tom meant anything other than murder with the dresser thing lol

[@timh676]

still blows my mind how popular this podcast has become. I remember when it was like iin the top 30-40 on apple and now the mommies are cranking in half a mil views within a day of airing it? high and tight

[@Zechariah3694]

It bring tears to my eyes😭thinking about what Tom must go through just to protect this country.

[@danr3131]

Just him and a few other dedicated Patriots. 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

I salute the sky every night thinking of him and his brave brethren.

[@bigben42]

At least he gets priority seating at the airport

[@gitgenKE]

@@CIRCLEOFTONE hahaha

[@ahdgrbfixg]

Combat talk 💪🪖

[@mntwinsfan1988]

It's great of Christine to interview Tim's next wife

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

She's gonna disappear UPS-style 😂

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Dalmatian wife lyfe for Tbunz

[@Cyxz666]

She's got all the qualifications: Fake Blonde ✅ Not Funny ✅

[@ogpapabless9777]

Lauren I’d love to have you on the secret show this Thursday

[@futurepoops]

@@ogpapabless9777😂😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

This is pretty bold of Tim, putting his future ex wife through this.

[@gitgenKE]

Hahaha

[@timturk1899]

Just like the above comment, Who's Tim..?!🤔

[@Jenna-xt7ni]

@@timturk1899Tim = Tom. Christine = Christina.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@timturk1899 Tim Saguaro

[@TommyyNoblee]

​@timturk1899 if you have to ask you are just low and loose.

[@dexterg90]

This was a genuinely fun episode 😊 Tim definitely wants to split Lauren’s ham

[@VLE-Grimace]

The only people who wouldn’t want to part those meat curtains have ED

[@Thedjeatsalot]

Who in their right mind wouldnt want to

[@Jeffsthename]

Imagine lauren interviewing Patrice O'neal 😂

[@josef2012]

Shoutout to Enny for discovering the concept of using your refrigerator to save food for later when you're hungry.Great Job!

[@cabobs2000]

I mean Enny said he wasn't the one who put the food in their. which he gives his girl full credit for. Not shitting on him.

[@MarfTheUnbearable]

​@@cabobs2000He needs the shit though

[@jellypasta151]

I've been so confused about this man's name for like the year I've watched ymh, Lenny or enny

[@lynchinjesus]

Everytime that wanna be an N wants to talk slang and say thats “cap” its like who the fuck is that guy? Mind as well be talking to chat gbt. He is a peon!!

[@devvoid1312]

@@jellypasta151 enny..

[@dkmd9227]

There’s no way Bart stopped eating chips before the bag was empty

[@blagyz]

a valid point, but he might have left a lil bit

[@RayRae559]

😂😂

[@yourmomslvr5622]

Danny Brown Or Josh Potter

[@MrAberham33]

Bart is the type of guy to turn the bag up and leave chip crumbs on his face til he jumps in the pool for his monthly bath.

[@kaylaaranda1029]

This needed to be said 😂

[@nateferguson7208]

"Let my man cook" lmao love seeing Tim keep up with current memes

[@annies.406]

I adore whomever it is in the background that is constantly laughing ♥️ your chuckle brings me joy

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That would be our cherished Israeli producer Nadav Itzskowitz. His laugh has been adding a little extra enjoyment and character to this podcast for years! I absolutely love hearing his laugh on these and the other YMH produced podcasts that are now in existence. It's like soul food, just.makes ya feel good inside 😀

[@AardvarkACP]

Christine has NEVER been more handsy with Tim, than when in the presence of a younger, hotter blonde on a Pod

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

yess! just said the same thing lol

[@timturk1899]

Who's this "Tim" you commenters keep referring to..?!🤔

[@beercavetech]

@@timturk1899it’s you

[@carpelunam]

​@@timturk1899obviously you

[@JayMac]

@@timturk1899you really are boring af huh?

[@omarlara83]

Christina has touched Tom more in this one video than she has ever! Claiming Tom as hers in front of the next Mommy! Good luck Christina!

[@jorge503213]

Good luck Chrisy. She’s hot af

[@k.c.simonsen2]

hahaha "good luck"

[@Joe45-91]

Ya better start the scrum treatment before Daddy outsources

[@joeygarcia4277]

LMFAOOO

[@rangleski3695]

This is the exact kind of arm chair phycology i made myself. Great observational skills we both have.

[@EthanJuppDrives]

All for Lauren being known as Step Mommy.

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

@@funzy101 Lauren's head is stuck in the dryer....AGAIN!?!?

[@k.c.simonsen2]

please no

[@Yousuck00]

Step on me step mommy

[@tical0187]

Step Rib

[@matthewbesson5367]

Is she going to get stuck in the dryer? Under the bed?

[@ianpatrick6051]

14:08 "let my man cook" was the greatest thing ive ever heard tom say 😂😂

[@wheelsdownrc6348]

Christina giving a shout out to “WEIRD SCIENCE “ classic. The randomness of the podcast is what’s so great.💯

[@boicutt]

If Lauren eats scrums, Christina is in danger.

[@boicutt]

Wrote this before the discussion took place lol

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Wow that's a good point. Better nut up Christina. Lauren goes for Scrum she could take the whole kingdom down

[@mwilson14]

Throw in a pegging session and Christina is toast. 😢

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

She said she doesn’t and wouldn’t peg

[@mwilson14]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 But does she really know what she wants?

[@tribeard5424]

Watching Christine trying to hold back her jealousy is so entertsining lmao. This is the most ive seen her touch Tim since ive watched this podcast

[@McNuggies292]

Lmfao literally

[@gitgenKE]

It's only natural she knows her man is worthy and if she will do anything to protect her bubble.

[@aidans4588]

Super healthy for their relationship tho, as long as Tom isn’t a cheater lmao

[@ashleyh4699]

I didn't think she seemed jealous at all. Yall are being silly and reading way too much into stuff.

[@mattramirez3039]

You know Tom is just thinking of splitting Lauren’s ham.

[@tokershark1570]

He’s not wrong to think that .

[@imthegrk]

Naturally.

[@GASH_one]

Of course!

[@joneconomidis2125]

Me too

[@tokershark1570]

@@joneconomidis2125 this is a way better “me too” movement .

[@RandyG6]

CP looking all over protective and instantly regretting dressing like a Golden Girl cast member

[@PhotoAdvanced]

Christa's pearl neckless is proportional to Tim's loads

[@GTFCEO]

That's an awful honest and descriptive bit of informaton from a man

[@forbeatssake1530]

🪣🪣🪣

[@davidglass2635]

😂😂😂

[@zjwilliams1991]

Buckets bruh

[@dentonvisual]

Lmao nadav catching himself, "He's not the type of person we... I'm just gonna pump the brakes right now." 😂 1:52

[@skyhawkballer14]

Time stamp

[@AmandaBurns14]

​@@skyhawkballer14around 2:08 - 2:10

[@faperito2389]

So fucking funny

[@dentonvisual]

@@AmandaBurns14 1:52

[@jarnold1789]

Love Nativ

[@HateSquiggle]

That death look Christina sends Tom after the "put together" comment 😅

[@FrancBlac]

Pissed

[@GlacierSound]

timestamp??

[@paintballbiggie]

Around 35:55

[@mastergwaha]

ah great call there!

[@mastergwaha]

@@paintballbiggie thanks for that timestamp!

[@Saucyconductor7479]

Tom’s wife looks like David spade 😂

[@MoneyMikeMurray]

My mailman and I yell "I love you" to each other all the time. It's a small town. The looks we get are fantastic

[@BahnYahd]

Very proud of Ennys character progression

[@beebeeshoo7107]

nadav next I hope lol

[@nicks5898]

Health is cap

[@myroncope5]

oh god

[@BXBZ88]

Hot Sauce is da best...........

[@takeinterest1497]

Christina sounding like a bottle of Windex when she laughs lmfao

[@chrstphrluis2206]

I hate it

[@WhoaD614]

doin her best bert impression

[@toolegittoquit789]

She’s goin overboard too laughing at all the new wifey’s subpar jokes…

[@CDANG280]

Drives me crazy

[@christianbrix4311]

Soooooo grating and manufactured. Is she trying to be cute? I had to take a long break from YMH because of just that.

[@sentientbeans]

Love this. Lauren is so sweet and laughed so many times from her reactions to the video.

[@maxwinchester8995]

It’s so underrated that in the Good morning Julia video he says getting to meet her was one of the greatest moments of his LIFE 😂😂😂

[@joshuaclayton7973]

I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Tom to ask the scrum question

[@stevemahatcke5046]

Looks like Ms. Lauren is willing to take care of Toms scrum

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Oh, for sure! She's got that hunger in her eyes.

[@dubsessed9790]

She's a scrumhound that can't put the scrum down

[@austins7060]

One might even say she’s got a “hankerin’ for scrum”

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

Lol not even she got grossed out when he even said it 😂😂

[@myroncope5]

acting grossed out means they want it

[@mrmobius]

The episode should have been titled, "Episode 713 with Lauren Compton: How Tome Segura lost half his net worth."

[@PinkuStyle]

Haha

[@nameless.faceless.]

2:43 “I would never let you out of the house like a dork like that..” “you did at least twice” “whaaaat?” 😅

[@Naansiii]

The number of times Christina calls Tom " babe " in front of Lauren... 😂😂😂

[@Jerrylumdegaard]

Clearly Tom throughly vetted their new employee and was intimately involved in the hiring process.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

She has some huge glowing references.

[@carpelunam]

He obviously interviewed her on a saatva

[@ryanowns5]

Couch casting. Gotta love Autism, Texas. Edit: Austin lol

[@norman1907]

He buys them all vettes like Mr deeds

[@shiiswii4136]

Daddy needs to get emptied on a daily basis

[@emperoraurelian9922]

Tim's future wife two times in a row at YMH studios is wild.

[@cookinstew3287]

Christine P rockin the XL grandma pearls

[@robdubent]

Tim gives giant pearl necklaces we all know that

[@whootywhoots]

Hilary Duff's doppelganger and Tom's 2nd wife. How adorable

[@Nswix]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Hilary.

[@resetskateteam]

Holy shit she does lol

[@DXB711]

Great episode as always. Lauren is amazing!

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

I liked Christines Jewie comment, too funny. Got the boys laughing hard.

[@slipphilton6141]

Ive been saying i love you while ending phone calls anf going through drive throughs for years and my girlfriend hates it. Glad to know its appreciated

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

I can solve the mystery of the open chip bag. I work at a vending company actually in Austin tx lol but every single box of chips we get in, has a couple popped bags in the bottom of the box. We try our best to notice and pick em out but inevitably one or two make it to our customers. If it was an opened bag buried at the bottom of the pile, guarantee it just got squished and popped open.

[@toolegittoquit789]

Tina is soon gonna be forced to throw a Hail Mary and eat Tim’s scrum as a last attempt to keep him from upgrading… calling it now- it’ll be a “YMH Exclusive” here in the next couple weeks.

[@unclemandragon5670]

Queues “chips in a bowl”

[@jessevennard2640]

@@unclemandragon5670 put some corn chips?

[@ddi_spec]

next live show gonna be insane

[@tyler-edic]

You know what's a banana split?

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

lol, youtube won't show that. Christine, too awesome. luv the way U think. " They're not dead yet." That was Super Funny Christine.

[@butter_nut1817]

1:14:12 the change from utter horror to laughter is perfect

[@joshhoyle6735]

There's definitely a correlation between Christine's level of meows in the intro song and how wild her takes are during that show....

[@Reclipsegaming]

I love how ymh is low key spreading love

[@AllAspectsAllAngles]

Not sure what the trade-in value of Christine will be but I'm sure he'll make it work. New cars are fun.

[@chrstphrluis2206]

She’s hotter and funnier than Christina by a pretty high margin.

[@zeroa69]

​@@chrstphrluis2206to be fair tina was hot asf back when he met her up until she had his kids. Lauren is that new gush kush but main mommy is still a killer milf with big ol sloppers! Love me a big tittied animal!

[@alec6948]

He'll be fine, he's got money. He can buy the new model cash

[@MP-et1eu]

@@chrstphrluis2206Christina is far prettier and far funnier imo

[@chrstphrluis2206]

@@MP-et1eu I don’t see how. She just piggy backs off of what Tom says. And every time she has an opinion that Tom doesn’t agree with she changes hers real quick lol. Only thing she does is say “trigger” words like retard and pussy and Jew. There’s a reason why Tom is doing arenas and she’s still in the clubs.

[@jeffswope1511]

I have to say the “I love you game” really is amazing. When you inject love into a situation where you normally wouldn’t you create hot spots in the unified field. These are the spaces that contain amazing synchronicity and crazy coincidence.

[@nicksun424]

oops! that was a weird thing to say out loud. :) keep it to yourself next time

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@nicksun424Aww bro, don't let it make you feel weird! Them jeans of yours are a bit too low and loose I think 🤔😂🤪

[@petecolombo]

For me it's the way Tom says "yeh" after breaking into the trash song at 8:14

[@TheGoodContent37]

I love how Christine asks everyone about if they knew what a LENOVO was xD

[@Dvdlevezldor77688]

Im like «is she talking about the computer brand? Cant be that» I still dont understand why she made that a thing lol. Is it because she only knows mac?

[@eyaffe1]

Hostage Tape...the perfect sponsor for Tom.

[@unclepitch]

Tim is back from another army tour with his life and a new lady! Glad to see you are still breathing sir, and thank you for everything you troops do... U deserve a second wife, and christines dedication to you is something to be applauded

[@chrisclark9364]

Christine can finally say she's one of the poly people now!

[@FWbaracuss]

1:21:43 Listening to this at work on my earbuds and could have sworn that was Bill Burr at first!

[@docmccoy9813]

I have to admit I could watch her eyes for hours

[@ryanmurphy2089]

It’s insane we got a Lauren Compton podcast before we got pajama pants

[@OffensiveHumor420]

Fr fr fr

[@kristiskinner8542]

Neither belong anywhere near YMH🤢

[@zeroa69]

​@@JamesJohnson-dz1gjtom....

[@beachbunny329]

thank you! Came here to say exactly that. Who cares about married dudes' red flags?

[@picker.grinner]

Pajama Pants decided to just quit doing the podcast i think

[@Ben-qg6rj]

This trouple gon' be turning into a couple reaaaaal soon. Best of luck on your next endeavours Christine !

[@chrstphrluis2206]

One could only hope

[@josef2012]

We wish her well.

[@zacharygreenwald4561]

I know it’s been a few episodes but I love that blind bob is on the wall of cool guys now

[@giantturd5157]

Ol Shit Eyes

[@FL-Kaiman]

Good ol’ shit eyes

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

I was thinking Tom is the culprit. knowing the chips are his wifes fave. Then Tom sits back n watches, listens from afar. jigglin n gigglin. Thumbs up Tom

[@FrankWalter-fh2br]

Tom looks like the type to twist the bag, place it under the others to hide the bag. ???? Right Thomas!?

[@cassidybrewer]

Not Lauren looking like she could be Hilary duff’s sister

[@24LakersNation4Life]

Love Lauren’s personality and her face is put together

[@reelquickedits]

I feel like Lauren is the type of girl who bullied Christina in high school

[@steve-hp3uq]

Lauren does have popular girl energy aka Regina George energy as the girlies say

[@gangusthemighty4180]

Underrated comment

[@nsh1980]

Nah she’s white.

[@BobbyBundlez]

@@nsh1980 what in the actual fuck does that mean lol

[@dontwearflipflopsfag]

@@BobbyBundlez I know right? He can't just call people WHITE!

[@RedPancake1993]

Her pointing out red flags is like Berm giving advice on addiction.

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

You say that like she’s a walking red flag… have u met an average young woman in America recently? This girl seems like a saint 😂😂😂

[@jordanforbes1873]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 if she gotta link in bio it's bye yo

[@PAWGmoth]

@@jordanforbes1873 straight guys want their future gf to be working at target or something it's so confusing lmao

[@pyramidion5911]

@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 She is a walking red flag. Some would say the reddest of flags.

[@Bconsuegra255]

straight, weak guys ****

[@AlfredoFlores-zq1yo]

Younger Christine is great, keep up the great work Tim 👍

[@benji1221]

You can tell how good the show will be by how many meows Kristen gives at the beginning of the show

[@pyramidion5911]

♻️♻️♻️

[@TBiz81]

"What is the oppisite of taking your staff on a vacation" oh I loll'd so hard at that

[@nateabrey3711]

Tim just casually saying he and Julian sit in the garage with the car on

[@chrissimpson4220]

I thought I was the only one who noticed😳😳😳

[@emmettpoole9736]

Probably has an electric car. No emissions

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@emmettpoole9736Tom ain't no bitch, he definitely drives a gas powered car lol I'll have to go back and listen though because I thought he said they were in a garage and Julian was talking shit to another person which made me think they were at a parking garage. Maybe my attention drifted for a minute, fucking ADD always fuckin with me man 😂

[@rockstar2012r]

Christina was extra touchy today with tom, claiming territory infront of her sister wife

[@fossi31415]

Bruh 4 real

[@bfunderb5899]

Tom is probably already splitting that new voluptuous ham and getting the divorce papers prepared…I can’t wait for the fallout

[@imthegrk]

Is this chick their Yoko?

[@bfunderb5899]

@@chriswaring3783 Don't be stingy

[@butter_nut1817]

Tom talking about his sons is the best

[@brianhand8565]

That’s my KZbin video of the slipnside!!

[@alexanderson9442]

Shit it is! P.s. you look like a cool guy in your profile pic

[@dubsessed9790]

Poor Lenovo, they didn't do anything to deserve this. They're decent machines.

[@thomashigginsmusic]

They’re actually quite nice I’ve got a Lenovo laptop and it’s fantastic!

[@drivehard2395]

Enny's growth is amazing.

[@tylernicole.r]

That’s me and Richie a little over 36 minutes in at the Starbucks Drive-Thru. I tell him I love him every time I see him now!

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That's so fucking cool! If y'all get hitched let us know 😎🤘

[@tylernicole.r]

@@Smiley-Coyote We are definitely not going to but it’s nice to have a friend!

[@dogface1911]

How tall are you? 5'4" How much do you weigh? One-eighty. Goodbye 😮......😂😂😂

[@creestee08]

this is my first time seeing an LA girl. dunno if she is one but her mannerisms and accent is like one of those movies. so surreal.

[@txtacos817-3]

Can’t wait for Lauren to launch her lipstick 💄 hats off Tim I see you upgraded to the new model year 🍆🍆🍆

[@Endbringer42]

I also asked my wife out to a hike for our first real date. She agreed. She also is not a hiker and has never gone hiking with me since and that was 20 years ago. That was a red flag that I missed.

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

I fell for that one before. "Oh my god, I love hiking too" One goddamn time.

[@zped4484]

Proud of enny for accepting knowledge we learn in 1st grade 😂

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

It’s gonna be hilarious when he gets ED and tries to convince himself he’s not gay 😂

[@KillerBee300]

​@@fatguyonalittlebike3336bruh lol

[@emilymitchell9989]

Lauren & Tom givin that ick.

[@scumlord4709]

Not sure I Can Handle that voice every Tuesday, but I’ll try.

[@DemonWhisper1]

Nadav's laugh has the most character development on the show

[@David_Lo_Pan]

6:55 *The Answer:* A "team building exercise" in Fallujah.

[@China_Secret_Police]

The real one!

[@Tacit_Tern]

They messed up and said what their worst fears are. Tom Segura should just send the staff to a wilderness survival school. And make them create content while doing it.

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

​@@China_Secret_Police Can you imagine Enny in the military? "Light discipline is cap"

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

Once Nadav gets PTSD.... he won't laugh the way he used to anymore.

[@edgarguerrero1510]

The disrespect that Tom has to endure on a daily basis regarding his service is ridiculous! Thank for you keeping us safe 🫡

[@7PitBullz]

That *mi amor* guy looks like one of of those vamps from Dusk till Dawn

[@cu11en76]

Lauren opened up about her bf dying and Tom just immediately shows a vid of a dude with a praise kink 40 seconds later, greatest pod of all time

[@chrisrobinson1256]

Tom definitely just showed Christina her replacement 🤣

[@Pandosopoderoso]

Tom pretending he has no idea about Colombia is the most sociopathic thing he’s ever done.

[@PandaLead3]

New podcast for new wife AND brings her in on the main one? Tom's next book will be called "I'd like to walk the line, please". Respect. Edit: the freeze pane on mom jeans' face when Tim was presenting ol' tit hog should be the cover for the new book.

[@1lilalena]

Ahhhhh…. That Daddy-dude looks like David Miscavige!!!!!

[@Nuregra]

Tim really lit up when Lauren told him to shut the fuck up 😂😂

[@emvy84]

Bricked up

[@kellyfelten2652]

I work at Starbucks and I personally would LOVE it if someone said “I love you” to me 😂😂😂

[@caitlynyoungblood9822]

I fantasize each time I go through the Starbucks drive though of saying “love you mommy” and hearing back “love you too jeans”. 🤣

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@caitlynyoungblood9822I've done this so many times but have never once had anyone I said to who knows the reference, hopefully one day I'll say it to somebody that'll say it back while calling me Jeans too 🤞

[@balettpatkany]

Lenovo should definitely be in touch about sponsoring the show after this one. :D

[@mastergwaha]

Lenovos worth over 13 BILLION dollars hahaha, they could do it anytime

[@bangdragons]

The len No No killed me... smh

[@cayleesmith71]

I feel like Cristina dresses like a woman 30 years older than her. Lol she could wear way cool shit!! She's just so dope and cool like I hate for her to rock old lady vibes when she's not giving off old lady vibes

[@DB-sj8km]

It is a little weird. Feels like she’s going full Texas matron.

[@_dreee]

I agree she ages herself with them fits. She could have them jugs out and be a completely different person

[@calebbriskie6056]

Eastern block style

[@lapincheriatota]

@@_dreeeshe has some old mom corroded juggs, better inside than outside

[@pyramidion5911]

I'd like to see Goth Christina come back

[@ebl9075]

Hillary Duff’s father has some explaining to do!

[@bushwickbill3643]

Tim needs to start streaming his VR combat missions, it would be another awesome addittion to the YMH universe. Leaving money on the table guys.