Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 635

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Pull those jeans up, it's Christmas time with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get started with checking in on Patty's J status, and get into Christine's excitement for the Sex and the City reboot! We open with another super cool racing interview, Tim updates Christinith on Bart Chrystler's insane touring habits, and get a new mispronunciation of Brad Kreischenger's name! We watch a super cool compilation of a mommy touching IG lives through the fence, and the main mommies give a top notch film critique of the Princess Diana movie "Spencer" with Kristen Stewart, as well as House of Gucci with Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, and Jared Leto along with some potential spoilers. We get an update on the LatinX movement, Christina asks for Tom's help on how to appropriately figure out someone's pronouns, we see a rad fish eating challenge, and see a really cool selfie with Joel Osteen. We check out a soda review, check out the Chris Larson December post, We get an update on Christina's TikTok bans and get in a rabbit hole of a TikTokker's dirty feet. We get into Christina's curations, Tom trying to figure out if a tall person he saw was a pro basketball player, and his strategies to not talking to people on a plane.
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[@shelley6473]

My mum died today. And that is NOT a joke. And I’m still wearing my 👖 high and tight. Thankyou Tim and Christine for the much needed laugh today. Love you guys!

[@christopherkendrex8075]

sorry for your loss jeans 👖 😢 I hope your doing ok! all the mommies are here for ya! keep um high and tight!

[@inspectorconscious2388]

Keep em high and tight bud.

[@Jarxia]

Keep feathering it, brother or girl brother

[@redbeard8913]

She is smiling somewhere touching a camera through a fence!

[@gillgreig2633]

Sorry about your Mom, Jeans, lots of love, keep feathrin it xx

[@taylorslade6978]

The irony that Tim bombs his Italian impersonation is hilarious. He sounds like his mom..

[@drmario30]

Thank you I was looking for this comment haha I'm not sure if he did it on purpose though

[@Pro24zach]

Charo Gucci!

[@MrSteelermania]

Peruvian Super Mario

[@markdizzle86]

Whats funny is that he's actually trying to imitate Rocco Sifredi, the famous Italian Porn Actor.

[@LukeH930]

It's not just an Italian impression. Its specifically Siffredi.

[@ECHO2O2P]

The chemistry is so much better when you're facing each other....hope the new set provides the same config. Keep featherin' it!

[@JDC352]

I think it's better when he's looking at the back of her head.

[@tammy351]

Hey guys, you may not see this through the many comments but I wanted to reach out and say with having had the hardest times of my life the last two years; you guys have carried me though. You are both hilarious and an inspiration and you make the dark days so much brighter. Thank you guys for what you do and Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you and yours (Happy hanukkah Patti!) Hope to see you both at the Just for Laughs Festival one day xx

[@intensecutn]

Hey Tammy. I can absolutely relate with certain podcasts/youtubers getting me through some very dark times. These times pass, and I hope the very best is on the other side for you. I wish you a very merry Christmas and all the best for the new year. Take care.

[@tammy351]

@@intensecutn Thanks Matt ♡ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family

[@mangoman1073]

Keep feathering it!

[@MW-zz3mv]

Tami - keep those jeans high and tight and you’ll have a great 2022! All the mommies are rooting for you!

[@skankhunt6066]

@@tammy351 let’s got full throttle babe. I hope this comment doesn’t scare ya. Chio babe! MUAH 💋 📸🤺

[@topscout3615]

I love when Tom is talking about his Kids he is using the same Voice like when hes talking about Burnt. I feel like his Kids share the same energy as Brent.

[@notapplicable328]

His name is bret keirsher

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I doubt they drink as much Kool-aid as Bruce!

[@mikesullivan7153]

Brent Crysler

[@TurKishsoulja]

his kids are ticked?

[@elaines.2608]

His name is Burp Cooler

[@Shillmehowtolive]

Will never be sick of this Podcast. Merry Christmas mommies!

[@25jessieg]

Y'all have a ton of German settled areas in the Austin area. New Braunfels, Fredericksburg, etc. You should test Bert's name locally.

[@JW-28]

Merry xmas, chomo. Keep on featherin it, brother. RIP Fedsmoker

[@HENSONnOZ]

That's right it's fucking CHRISTMAS.

[@ozzycarlson6267]

Y e we were wedding

[@whatsthescenario]

This podcast? Never. 2 bears with Bert? BEEEEENST.

[@stuartmiller732]

The guy that touched the camera through the fence actually touched my heart.

[@ProbablyOnLSD6669]

Through the fence though?

[@MattIsntYoung]

And my camera 😢

[@donhouston6517]

That guy who called joe olsteen a POS is my hero!!! We need more people like that and the world would be a better place!

[@dingosmith9932]

🐷

[@Jonas-ym5dl]

tom mimicking brent sounds like a mix of his voice for his son and touched person.

[@scournado6330]

a touched son*

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Bart is touched!

[@GrahamPablo]

@@BirdOfHermes83 through the fence

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@GrahamPablo damn right!

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Sounds like their son is a little touched

[@briannamontgomery3709]

I feel like YMH is at a peak spot right now. The vibes are just perfection. Proud to be a Mommy. Merry Christmas 🎄

[@skankhunt6066]

Merry Christmas 🎁 Let’s go full throttle! Edit: I hope this comment doesn’t scare you

[@jwilli726]

Hate to tell you this but they just sold it to Sirius XM

[@auraglasswerks4900]

Mommy’s are toked af😂

[@trapboxmedia]

Yeah this new set is next level

[@Karl_Bunga]

@@jwilli726 yeaahhh but you will still be able to watch it on all the platforms we watch it on now for free

[@krunchykarrot6537]

Tom, on behalf of all of our people- the delivery of the anti-Latinx rant was PERFECT lmao

[@alceedus]

i was crying laughing during that part

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Aren't Italians more Latin than Hispanic people?

[@shawnmalec6846]

@@PlayNiceFolks no

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@shawnmalec6846 well, no. Who invented the Latin language, it wasn't the Spanish. Hard break, I know. Go get some better help or something

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@shawnmalec6846 "The birth of Latin took place around 700 BC in a small settlement sloping up towards Palatine Hill. The speakers of this language were called Romans, after their legendary founder, Romulus." Awwww, and by accident, history disagrees with you.

[@mattsabeast5]

Bart is circling the drain if his mere presence for a couple hours makes the studio smell like a dive bar.

[@wallywest3056]

Oh for sure.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I also have that effect 😉

[@johnpeterson3312]

Must be no pool showers in tee has lol

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@joshisajedi2461 your mother smells worse 😉

[@chobblegobbler2536]

The stoicism these two show whilst in the crosshairs of a terrifying legal battle with a homicidal maniac is nothing but admirable. #FreeBunz #TGBdidit

[@NaturalProgressGames]

I wasn't aware of any legal battle. Where did you get this info?

[@Len124]

@@NaturalProgressGames I'm pretty sure it's just a reference to a joke suit that a lawyer wrote up for YMH to file in court against G for emotional damages. It was instigated by him blocking Tom.

[@chobblegobbler2536]

@@NaturalProgressGames we just want answers for the families

[@MrSteelermania]

@@Len124 Found the Garth fan, it's not a joke. Tom is still suffering

[@xiTom1876]

@Natural Progression i saw it on the news

[@fookum_]

I love when everyone's jammin and then the booth boys are jammin too! Makes me laugh every time! You all are the best. Look forward to this every week.

[@donnycfd]

Touch my mistletoe through the fence

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

Same 🎸😝

[@squilliam8013]

@@donnycfd wow such a creative comment I've came across

[@fookum_]

@@donnycfd loloo

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

This was also the best outro music I've heard on the show, props ChefZef & Wiley!

[@xavieraldridge8562]

I do doordash and I tell people to "keep featherin' it" after I deliver their food.

[@clevermissfox]

What percentage knows what you’re talking about ? (Like by replying with “keep it high and tight” etc)

[@xavieraldridge8562]

@@clevermissfox unfortunately none yet but I know deep down in the cockles of their hearts lies a true mommy.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Can't wait for Christina to open up her new restaurant called "Eastern Blockers" even though she was born and raised in LA

[@Jimmy_Watt]

But hey, that's her tribe.

[@lukewojdylo9241]

"There are so many great things we've sabotaged." -Christina P, mother of 2.

[@kungfew1396]

Toms Italian accent is totally just him doing Rocco Siffredi.🤣

[@patrickfellure8603]

He sounds like charro to me lol

[@Tempust97]

@@patrickfellure8603 I'd say a mix of both Rocco and Charo. Chracco Siffura.

[@patrickfellure8603]

@@Tempust97 😂😂😂😂👌

[@crysis163]

Thank you for touching my heart through the fence! Inspired me to keep feathering it no matter how hard I get. I’m down to 4 strokes now and it’s all thanks to your constant support

[@luisc2975]

Best actor to keep his accent in a movie was Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder. Prove me wrong!

[@marcdunlop6946]

The face people give you when you say “touch my camera through the fence “ is priceless done it a few times Fucken amazing 🤣👍🇨🇦

[@Zesrii]

Leave Canada out of this

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

The "touch my camera through the fence" segment was hilarious:)

[@maxellis3325]

Tom faking being hearing impaired sounds like something Larry David would do.

[@volcryndarkstar]

It fucking does!!!

[@Xxballin17xX]

This podcast makes me feel like I got a shitload best friends with inside jokes! 🤣 Y'all keep feathering it! Touch my camera through the fence!

[@KCNicole]

My husband and kids have been home with me this week.........Holy hell, I'm glad to put my earbuds in and tune them all out. Thanks mommies!

[@DaveSwart]

AirPod Pros. I swear to god - worth EVERY SINGLE PENNY. You hold that noise-cancelation button and… shooosh. Whisked away lol.

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Bundle up its cold hope your doing good

[@NotLikeAny]

"There's a guy smelling his fingers." KILLED ME 😭😭😭😭

[@garthvooder1402]

I saw the Jim Carrey movie liar liar in the theater when it came out when the credits rolled the entire audience spontaneously stood up and applauded this was not a screening there were no studio reps it was just that good

[@Makkufurai]

Your story would usually seem made up to me, but given how incredibly funny that film is I will choose to believe that that 100 % happened, and that's awesome XD "What are you doing!?" "I'm kicking my ASS, DO YOU MIND!?" XD

[@Foreverfrys]

That shade of red lipstick on mommy is a whole new level

[@StanleyKubick1]

Tina saying "white people" like she's not a quintessential white soccer mom had me rolling

[@patsayjack402]

You must not have met a white soccer mom. They are a drag and nothing like mommy jeans.

[@shoonger001]

@@mr.Swartz last I checked they white af.

[@tym5483]

@@shoonger001 not if you ask them lol. Slavic supremacy!

[@thecapricorn11]

@@mr.Swartz yeah white eastern European

[@thecapricorn11]

@@shoonger001 tina yes tom is a mutt half peruvian

[@the_OG_OG]

Good morning, Jeans! It's Wednesday, it's sunny, no snow yet but we all love to have some sun, too, right?? Christmas is coming up, spend quality time with friends and family and get ready for the New Year! Make it a great day!

[@jmelx3]

Depends on what kind of snow your talking about lol

[@brannonwalsh676]

Make sure you drink water

[@1DEADBRAIN1]

Your moms house is one of Tim Segways best creations also that wolf podcast he does with that Bret guy, krysler?

[@clcare5563]

Watch out for waspis

[@China_Secret_Police]

@@jmelx3 Which kind of white?

[@lisehepsoetorpe2325]

Christina is seriously underestimating the Swedish stinky fish, I’m willing to bet money that she’ll pass out 😅🥲

[@Seatowntony206]

On h3 ian had ate one and it was NO GOOD

[@nickolasroig7360]

Typing ymh phrases in random TikTok lives is the best time ever when you’re bored

[@kylemitchell5007]

I hope everyone's Wednesday is touched through the fence, don't get stamped!

[@JTshotthat]

Ewww

[@speedrob]

Waaay to follow proto, buddy!, fuck me beat me *I GOT A DUI BAYBAY!!*

[@SportsMatt13]

Finally Christmas Jeans, shout-out to all the C’s out there. My Nadivity scene is all set up and ready to be touched through the fence

[@ItsJick]

Hahaha classic

[@coltoncornell5752]

Love this channel/comment section more than any other content ever

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@coltoncornell5752 Dont call me " daddy! "

[@ItsJick]

Merry Christmas to Daddy lalagone

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@ItsJick I heard that he was into dudes

[@mandel12]

Guy: **actually touches camera through the fence** Me: I never thought I would live long enough to see this beautiful moment 🥺

[@volcryndarkstar]

That was great. I love seeing the normies getting perplexed by mommy culture

[@mandel12]

@@volcryndarkstar yeah haha! People actually trying to make sense of it lol

[@mobuctze87]

I was always like isn’t just saying Latin American gender neutral? And having Tom explain it made me so happy hahah

[@vivienmartin225]

Hispanic is also a gender neutral tone

[@mannygomez8738]

Wednesdays are much better than Mondays because I get to hear Tom talk!

[@jATweezy1]

a-HUNDRED-percent

[@shawnaimus]

Well said!

[@_alex_y.not_]

Native might not have got an elf on his shelf but surely we can get him his own Mensch on a Bench?

[@Steve0272.]

How funny could life get watching as Tom throws up everywhere as Christina opens her stinky fish 🤢🙈😂🤣

[@CharlieEvansBristol]

How in the hell did Tim not talk about the dude ripping the light fitting from the ceiling in order to throw up in it!?! I was doing laughing.

[@adamschmidt2247]

When dude touched that guys camera through the fence. It really made me feel like fed smoker was living on in people's live streams. How inspirational.

[@reggie7653]

After reading a poorly worded article I was under the impression that the SiriusXM deal was an exclusivity deal. I am so relieved that I can keep watching here. Proud of the Mommies for getting the bag.

[@RobertJonesJr1988]

Me too man. Me too.

[@august1763]

Are you for real??? I saw that too on WMMA's fb page &was shook. Are you sure they're not leaving? Please tell me you're uh-hundred percent sure

[@reggie7653]

@@august1763 Yeah Tom explicitly said it in a video he posted on Twitter

[@dannyk1568]

love how when we hear “touch my camera thru the fence” we are ALL finishing that sentence in our heads

[@volcryndarkstar]

You a tiktoker

[@delynkirstein2974]

John c Reilly is under rated. Walk Hard is amazing.

[@jockstwap]

I just wanna follow the seasonal proto and wish YMH studios and all the r-worded mommies a safe and fun holidays and New Years! Thank you all for the gift of laughter, at and with one another. Cheers chomos!🎅🏿

[@somethingsupwithsteven6941]

I'm touching that camera through the fence! Merry Christmas. Keep em high and tight jockstwap

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Keep feathering it!

[@clevermissfox]

Cheers mommies and jeans !! Hope your Christmas is less than miserable!!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@clevermissfox I'm sure itll be good.

[@kevinl3254]

Merry Christmas, Mommies. Keep feathering it

[@YungLasagna]

Thanks, jeans!

[@Wayzor_]

Prase Jeebus

[@oscarcaceres666]

Honestly a very happy holiday all, this podcast and others I've gotten into have gotten me through these shitty times these last two ears. You guys have saved lives for real, thanks so much

[@bcorey19]

Is it just me or does Mommy Tina get more fine each episode

[@JessicaLM15]

Mommy C looks so good 👀 the hair, the glasses, the lipstick 👀👀

[@christopherleblanc7458]

These two and there team are some of the best the internet has to offer.

[@sendit1924]

Na, just the two. The team are cringey and annoying at how much camera time they give themselves.... Nadav mainly

[@mrybird4044]

@@sendit1924 no

[@ManateeMentality]

1:28:19 - 1:33:05. I would not be surprised if this material showed up in Tom's next special. 1:34:57 - 1:37:08 too. 1:36:01 made me laugh so hard

[@coltoncornell5752]

This channel/comment section/Mommies in general is my absolute favorite content/group of all time for sure. I love you all

[@HealthyHeadz]

Tim's laugh during barf vids is priceless 🤣 😂 😆

[@colebz420]

90% of the time tom says yeah, he means no. Lmao

[@Nick-ds6oc]

Tom has mastered the Italian accent solely through the consumption of Rocco's work 🤣

[@tombertini125]

Hey mommies! You guys should totally make a sticker pack of all the amazing phrases from over the years. That way mommy's and Hitler's all around the world can slap your stickers places and everyone that sees them will be like what the fuck am I looking at. Love you guys and you know I'm coming up in May to touch that camera through the fence so we can see where it spits. P.S. pmad shout outs to the booth boys and all of the your mom's house crew you guys are mad talented and love to see what you guys come up with every week

[@gillgreig2633]

Stickers pack is a great idea!

[@briannuessler4524]

YOU GUYS ARE DOIN GOOD

[@albertgarcia9273]

Come by later for moose soup 🥣

[@nicholaspatrickarmstrong439]

Whaaaaaaat

[@skibooski6884]

IS THAT CHARLIE?

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

Sonafabitch!

[@squilliam8013]

Emu soup

[@BillyKone]

The funny thing is that kreischen literally means to screech or to squeal in german..I'm guessing Brent comes from a long line of screechers

[@ppoppinohs]

I love how Christina had a spot on impression of a deaf person ready to go lmfao. She definitely has done it before lol

[@jh0pkins1992]

During the vomit clip Christine looked like she was doing a Kristen Stewart impression

[@nhlirie]

Everyone dancing to the “Oh my gosh” song made my week 😂

[@Vers16]

Tom killing it with the soundboard today

[@CadeoradeXD]

1:13:52 the crews reaction is just gold 1:15:00 1:16:55 1:20:20 1:35:33

[@TheIncredibleMrT]

First time anyone's called Kristen Stewart a good actor, couldn't unhear it🤣

[@gregm110388]

That dance in the beginning is the we just secured the bag dance lol.

[@BassWithRob]

Congrats on the Sirius deal mommies!!! Keep feathering it brothers

[@acougarscub]

THANK YOU TOM for standing against "Latinx"movement! As a LATINO I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT

[@turntsnaco2878]

1:35:58 - 1:36:10 - as a fellow hearing impaired comrade, this was my favorite fucking thing Christina has said on the show, and I was CRYING laughing

[@TheDT15]

It’s been days and I’m still laughing

[@tom_shredz]

Had my heart broken on Monday, your podcast helps me feel not so alone. Thank you mommies 🙏

[@tom_shredz]

@Ella Bennett she really touched my camera through the fence and then left

[@skankhunt6066]

@@tom_shredz were u going full throttle? Edit: should have built her a ceiling fan brother.

[@tom_shredz]

@@skankhunt6066 I wanted to. She didn’t follow proto

[@sergeyklapnischov4767]

Burt and Chris p should do the stink fish on next live show and maybe hit a buffet first

[@aleckadous616]

Thank you fellow Alec for sharing such joy

[@jessekaronhiiodaye561]

Merry Christmas Mommies, remember to get a turtle neck for the cold weather, and keep it high and tight. You lose a lot of heat in the neck.

[@hippiehunter00]

Texas sized 10-4 good buddy, keeping it high and tight with a Mommy + Letterkenny reference

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

I hope all the Mommies & Jeans have a great holiday and new year. Touch all the cameras through all the fences in 2022, ya chomos!

[@raznein1406]

Thanks 👖

[@__feely]

Just have to give Enny props on the cutting during the opening song. Good shit Enny.

[@xdxangeloxbx]

the guys laughing in the back in every episode are always having so much fun

[@noahharju]

Tom’s Italian accent is the voice he does for Charro lol

[@kneelanb1]

Everyone dancing to the fart bop in the beginning was such pure joy

[@aaronpeart]

Paddy is a full on vibe

[@mattirwin3121]

I was busy bopping along while taking a shit

[@it_oso]

Didn’t they play the same intro before minus the farts?

[@The..Sinner]

Congrats on the SiriusXM deal!! You two deserve all the success. Hopefully you'll still be here on KZbin. In any case, Merry fucking Christmas!

[@AmandaBurns14]

Tim posted on the gram that whatever platform you listen to/watch the pomcast will stay the same

[@The..Sinner]

@@AmandaBurns14 Awesome, thanks. Merry Fucking Christmas!

[@patsayjack402]

Such sad news. Must have been a pretty large check.

[@jrbcnchz]

Y'alls gotta get Jon Reep as a guest, he's a HOOT

[@thxjonny]

my gf saw me reacting to the ramen foot thing and looked at my screen to see what I was reacting to and got mad at me and moved to the other end of the couch

[@thirdplanetman9468]

Oh thank God, something actually worth watching right now 🙏🙏🙏🙏 so happy

[@jon1930]

We DEMAND you release the FULL andrew tate interview.

[@christolbert1789]

"You shouldn't be putting anything brown in your body" as they're both drinking coffee 🤣

[@PABrown74]

Omg! My 2 worlds collided with that opening clip, ymh and dirt track racing! I can see Tim in a late model with Bart doing tire work!

[@erikds6338]

Merry Jeans-mas everyone! And to all my Latinx people Felíz Nadav!

[@TAReeves89]

I'm 6'8 and I can say on behalf of all tall dudes, unless YOU bring it up, we're not gunna talk about our height😅 It's literally the first thing people say to us 90% of the time, so it gets old. Just have to be polite and play along lol

[@Diggidydave13]

Continuing the Christmas Eve tradition of wrapping presents while watching my main mommies. Touch my Santa through the fence everybody 🌲🌲🌲

[@logan1333]

The guy ripping the lamp out of the ceiling and vomiting in it at 49:50 killed me 😭😂

[@kevinwalsh9704]

Chrissy and Tim going like 200+ episodes of making fun of “hey what’s your pronoun” to Tim just saying “yeah just ask them”

[@8thlvlMage]

Because they're not actually assholes. They just talk shit about the people who are aggressive about pronouns.

[@truerambler]

Spending another Christmas with my mommies! And stop calling Garth daddy 😭😭😭

[@SailorGreenTea]

I really wish America to take back their war dodging citizens back from Canada.

[@SHELTON512]

Has Tina not seen any of Tim’s specials. He has a whole bit about the whole sitting together on an airplane thing🤣🤣🤣

[@AmandaBurns14]

I was thinking the same thing!! "The only people who need to sit next to each other are the two in the front of the plane" but hearing the story, again, of Tim throwing the bag from first class to coach 😆

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

See you guys in 2022! Merry Christmas 🎄

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I hope everyone has a good year.

[@patrickfellure8603]

It's cold outside so make sure you bundle up

[@mattlucas6440]

I’ve been speaking with the blue avians this morning and they’re really excited about coming to earth

[@codydillard8918]

Take your meds sir...

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@codydillard8918 i also spoke to the blue avians. Pretty chill dudes, though they are probably the most racist bunch in our universe. You wouldn't believe the stories they told about the purple avians!

[@mattlucas6440]

@@codydillard8918 whole white baby bruh

[@mrybird4044]

Talking and looking like a young Alex Jones

[@djsn.100]

@mattlucas yea bro just got off a neuro beam call with the blue avian homies they told me to keep em high and tight and something about touching a camera through some fence. I didn't get it

[@barrymacockiner1136]

My great grandfather stole a medical card that said he was deaf and pretended to be hearing impaired around town for months

[@TendoTheDude]

That squirrel is one fucking thousand percent NOT a baby lol

[@chrissellner7657]

I wonder how Bert is going to spend his last Christmas

[@thecapricorn11]

😆💀

[@drewschmacey33]

Glad to Paddy reppin the JC merch. Welcome to the winning team!

[@rayholliday5134]

Tom: she's a great actresses Tom: this is her face the whole movie Me: ya she's not a good actress lol

[@firstnamelastname180]

Yeah I was like ...that's her face in EVERY movie, the worst

[@Z-pizzle23]

They watch the fish video n Tina's reaction is "I could smell that, it doesn't seem that bad" 😅😂😂 dude ripped off the ceiling light to puke into it n "it can't be that bad" okay tina