I had to tap out after a while trying to keep up with the jumble of a flow.
@aaabbbccc9859 ай бұрын
It's exhausting. There are so many podcasts he's own where the other guests are trying to make a point or tell a story and I really want to hear what they have say, but Bart cannot shut up long enough to let them.
@tomaseriksson54309 ай бұрын
Bert's a narcissist
@RolandSpecialSauce9 ай бұрын
Bert "by the way" Kershner
@alaintavakoli45739 ай бұрын
😂
@BobaFett54749 ай бұрын
Bert is like the friend that finishes your sentence except it’s every sentence and he isn’t thinking what you were going to say.
@jacobiwilson38879 ай бұрын
Bert's also the "friend" that you don't want at your wedding because he will talk the entire time and think he should be the one with the microphone instead of the Pastor at the church whose marrying you.
@JimCorrigan7779 ай бұрын
Bert is like a hyperactive dog seeing a squirrel for the first time
@Avery_Can9 ай бұрын
Bert calling a squat an “air sit” is my favorite part.
@xprettylightsx37819 ай бұрын
ROFL !!!
@JosiahMMA9 ай бұрын
Bert needs an A.A. Olympics mixed with a fat camp.
@IvanDiezJohnson-ty1hq9 ай бұрын
Only if the Camp is called Dachau or Treblinka
@mobucks5559 ай бұрын
Bert needs to slow down. He looked like absolute crap on the last Somethings Burning.
@MartiniGTGP9 ай бұрын
I saw him live in Lincoln NE like 6 weeks ago bc I love him, and he was sooooo string out at the ass end of a bender that he sucked really bad.
@fazecodfan6739 ай бұрын
Fax
@MrBuketman9 ай бұрын
This Beer Olympics sure seems like a real douche of a good time.
@Garblegox9 ай бұрын
Bart is going from lbs to kilos, next to stones. Eventually he's going to measure himself in "Burts" and he'll weigh only 1 Burt. One day, Burt will weigh 3 Burts.
@mikeymike429 ай бұрын
His liver will fall out of his asshole way before that
@mr.goldfish74739 ай бұрын
lmao
@jmmsait9 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@juice26209 ай бұрын
Lmao
@jan.plays.guitar9 ай бұрын
My autism loved that, I laughed like a retard
@Sean-lx8ye9 ай бұрын
After all this time it finally hit me today, Bert is what I imagine Chunk from the Goonies would be like as an adult.
@tacobill420699 ай бұрын
up boated sir here is some food tokens
@TrickyBoa9 ай бұрын
Yea I always had this thought 😂
@Felipe-ou4jz9 ай бұрын
🤯
@sweetlove92379 ай бұрын
The fact Bert is trying to help Nadav with this marathon is ridiculous 😂😂
@thomasjameson67079 ай бұрын
Nadav's face when Bert starts talking about the aftermath of running a marathon 😂
@MyDerSan9 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@yo_its_devo9 ай бұрын
@@MyDerSan42:13
@DocFeelGood49 ай бұрын
My guy was shookith
@neighborbruce9 ай бұрын
Awesome now with 4k we can REALLY tell which darker shade of red Bert turns each week.
@hi_tech_reptiles9 ай бұрын
They'd need HDR to really give it that 'pop' lol
@cheesepizza79399 ай бұрын
Also which body part starts rotting away first due to diabetes by way of alcoholism
@Jon-cg3df9 ай бұрын
Lets cut to brass tax and just call Bret "Beet"😂
@DwarfDt9 ай бұрын
Beet😂
@KZ_MMA_9 ай бұрын
High blood pressure
@zetawolfgang51069 ай бұрын
Brent gets so excited to hear his stories coming out of his mouth
@CatDogWalk9 ай бұрын
Between drinking and lifting, I think Bert is doing his best to explode his heart.
@zcrafton9 ай бұрын
Bert forgetting basic personal details of his best friend is incredibly validating
@Garblegox9 ай бұрын
When you write something down, you often don't remember the thing, you remember where you stored it, which is a smaller and easier memory to hold on to. Same goes with friends and memories. You often forget the most commonplace facts about a friend, because they're things you know they'll repeat. But when your brain thinks a fact is at risk of being lost forever, it hunkers down and does a way better job at storing the info for longterm.
@ourthoughtsandfeelings29769 ай бұрын
His brain is also being pickled into nothingness
@chadjolet19 ай бұрын
Bert is incredibly self centered
@michaelpuleo9599 ай бұрын
@@Garblegoxg😊😊😢 49:33
@chrisbutler70979 ай бұрын
Said it a few weeks bag instead of just telling him to listen to hogging you need to get nadav with goggins as his trainer.
@allanjim39 ай бұрын
I’m 100% pulling for you Nadav. You WILL do this and your life will be enriched beyond your wildest dreams.
@avengemybreath30849 ай бұрын
Or you’ll suffer permanent disabling injury, or death
@thestraydog9 ай бұрын
@@avengemybreath3084 ORRRR least worst case scenario is he won't be able to be buried with the rest of the J's. Sorry, bubbe!
@Christopher-md7tf9 ай бұрын
Let me put it like this: If I was a betting man, I wouldn't bet on his success lol. Dude has such a negative attitude and has demonstrated an extreme lack of resolve in the past
@aaabbbccc9859 ай бұрын
He's Jewish.
@Mike-om4tv9 ай бұрын
He's gonna be like "daddy Demarco I need some Tylenol" after the race.
@Rattys9 ай бұрын
That cut to Nadav when Bert's talking about how his body felt after his marathon is probably one of my favorites in YMH history.
@torontoscott9 ай бұрын
I love how Bert goes from "if you can jog 5 miles you can run a marathon no problem" to talking about how his body shut down after running a marathon haha. Good luck Nadav!
@juiceman129 ай бұрын
Bert having an epiphany that professional athletes are different than normal humans- good start to the episode
@mattburdette19849 ай бұрын
The fact that it took that is insaneeee
@Madagon3679 ай бұрын
No worries. He forgot it five seconds later. Two podcasts down the road he'll be like 'Cricket doesn't look that hard. I'll probably could go pro there.'
@TheSakufighter9 ай бұрын
@@mattburdette1984he’s a slow learner 😆 shout out to all the mouth breathing alcoholics that keep Bert’s career alive and thriving. It’s actually just proof at how far America has sunk. You can literally be a drunken bum who’s friends with Joe Rohan and make it in stand up. Him and Shaub are pretty much the same.
@adamwright25969 ай бұрын
It's not that they are different per say, it that they have cultivated their force or spirit of willpower. We (all humans) can all do it with practice. The athletes in professional sports have been working at that one single thing for their whole lives. The rest of us choose to do something else that drew our interests here and there throughout childhood and into adulthood
@kasey3779 ай бұрын
@@adamwright2596thanks for breaking that down for me, I literally thought athletes were aliens but the way you described this really humanized them to me . Again Thank you
@MrOriginalthought9 ай бұрын
I love have Tom patiently acts like he doesn’t know Bert is on the juice
@mattheworr35599 ай бұрын
Lmao it's easy to forget
@aaronmiller79549 ай бұрын
He's not on steroids. He's on testosterone replacement, so it's not even extra testosterone. He's just replacing what hes missing. Definitely not juicing lol.
@johnmiedema67919 ай бұрын
@@aaronmiller7954 TRT shoots free test up way higher than the average person, even if his actual test levels are within normal range. It greatly increases strength and performance. It is steroids even if its not an abusive amount.
@MorbidOrangeCat9 ай бұрын
Entirely incorrect @@johnmiedema6791
@goldenlugia66319 ай бұрын
Tom is on trt too they talk about it
@mattedgar86662 ай бұрын
Bert giving fitness advice is hilarious
@Th3D4ginat0r9 ай бұрын
Tom's face at "There's A LOT of muscle." 😆
@rezzi71539 ай бұрын
10 mins in and bert interrupts tom a total of legit 6 times. I wish i was kidding right now.
@jasonjenkins95849 ай бұрын
About 12:45 Tom's side eye lol
@lordfordification9 ай бұрын
Oh, you must be new here.
@Madagon3679 ай бұрын
The interrupting is one thing but Bert's ADHD makes him jump through five different topics for a few seconds every time so we always end up with the beginning of 30 stories going nowhere. Sometimes there is actually a nugget in there but too often I'm fuming because he killed an interesting thing Tom raised. It is what it is. I mean there making millions over millions so they are obviously doing it right.
@fungus_am0nguz6449 ай бұрын
@@Madagon367dude exactly, not only does he interrupts but brings out so many topics that in the end dont go nowhere. And he knows this, he knows thats a problem he has, he addressed a lil bit on his Brandon Novak interview. I hated when Novak was going in a cool crazy drugs story and Bert cut him off over and over and still it was a good episode. Its like Bert doesnt registers what the other person says, and just says the first thing that pops in his brain. Idk how Tom does it.....oh yeah, millions of dollars.
@Christopher-md7tf9 ай бұрын
@@Madagon367 Does he even know he has ADHD? I mean, it's so obvious from an outsider's perspective but I don't remember hearing him talk about it, ever.
@keifernuncio9 ай бұрын
It’s exhausting waiting for Tom to get a second to speak
@doncolaku40329 ай бұрын
Another episode of this guys head getting bigger and bigger by the minute
@jackzwahlen7649 ай бұрын
The flashes to Nadavs face while Bert describes the pain in his legs after a marathon
@TendoTheDude9 ай бұрын
"I got lapped by bigger bird and the tuba, and the fuckin spaz" 😅😂😂 best line out of context
@eleckson9 ай бұрын
Bert's face in 4k is wild. I was mesmerized and heard nothing that was said for the first 20 minutes.
@nickpanacci30559 ай бұрын
Elite skill. Wish I could do the same but for 73 minutes.
@Mikey521949 ай бұрын
David Bakhtiari chugs two beers anytime he gets put on the big screen at the bucks arena. Dude is legend.
@2010kgurl9 ай бұрын
As a nurse, I am dumbfounded how Bert is still alive... His cardiovascular system looks like it's on 1%.
@AnalogX649 ай бұрын
It's just a matter of time; with all his friends, and all the money between them all, he could become tip top shape, but nobody can do anything about it until he hits rock bottom or a life-changing event may turn things around.
@dontimaginedragons9 ай бұрын
his eyes are almost swollen shut lmao
@joefish699 ай бұрын
Anyone see the liver spot on his cheek
@Dalby16179 ай бұрын
Some strong foreshadowing here (?)…. Only time will tell.
@2010kgurl9 ай бұрын
@@Dalby1617 I hope not! But he needs to get serious about his health, which I don’t see happening…
@LukeH9309 ай бұрын
Its finally happened Burt interrupted his own story to tell another story 😂
@rangleski36959 ай бұрын
Trust me, this is not the first time.
@chris_in_hd9 ай бұрын
Bert’s delusion is intoxicating 😅
@alexhugg9 ай бұрын
Leanne telling Bert to take his milk thistle because his liver enzymes are high. Oh my god 😆 These guys will stand aside and watch this man drink himself to death.
@SwordofZen9 ай бұрын
That milk thistle do be thislin' though😂💯
@mysteryY2K9 ай бұрын
does milk thistle help?
@bh50819 ай бұрын
Almost like they’re also tired of doing everything to try to help and then being forced to stand idly by while Bart undoes any progress he’s ever made
@Christopher-md7tf9 ай бұрын
@@mysteryY2KThere's some evidence that it does, but it's pretty low-quality.
@kbolling1009 ай бұрын
Yes but it alone won’t help. It’s woo woo herbs but it’s believed it can help the liver do it’s job better and regenerate ( the liver is an organ that can do that )
@variaxi9359 ай бұрын
I could immediately see in his face that this was gonna be a very Bert episode
@ThatColorado9 ай бұрын
The dude laughing in the back is always hilarious I love it
@devoid8209 ай бұрын
What's funny is if you live in NC you've seen Cherie Berry's signature on every elevator for the past 30 years.
@Ip33tify9 ай бұрын
Yup lol immediately recognized that legend
@jordanallen76899 ай бұрын
I think they finally switched her out
@jonathanleach40869 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Isn't there a new guy? If so fuck that guy. I hate him
@sketchy0949 ай бұрын
I haven't ridden on an elevator since 2021
@Boone3569 ай бұрын
It’s some lame dude now
@J.Mathias449 ай бұрын
The weight loss has Nadav sounding more confident in himself. Let’s go Nadav!
@bingboi33329 ай бұрын
12:51 the way Bert accidentally told the whole world that Ryan Tannehill is coming off the bench now and didn't even know it is insane! 😂😅😂
@benmills10199 ай бұрын
It’d be nice to hear from Tom every now and then
@Garblegox9 ай бұрын
Lmao Brent measures himself in kilos because the number is half as big, but then complains a kilo is twice as hard to drop 😂😂😂😂 Man would cut the end off a blanket, sew it to the other end, and say it's longer.
@KapteinFruit9 ай бұрын
Haha touche with that last part. Pretty fitting analogy.
@JunkBondTrader9 ай бұрын
or drink a 40 and say he only had one drink.
@rogerwilco17779 ай бұрын
@@JunkBondTrader .. and the 6 doubles with a Xanax bar at the airport dont count cause those are 'necessary' to get on the plane
@CravensBen9 ай бұрын
@@JunkBondTrader definitely the more realistic scenario lmao
@Core.Studios9 ай бұрын
Segura you are very funny, Bert keep trying ya best buddy.
@ijamesheath9 ай бұрын
I am so happy for Nadav and so excited for him to be getting in shape and taking it seriously. Way to go man!
@zg94459 ай бұрын
Most of Bert’s advice for Nadav involved either consuming or creating online content 😂
@GymAndSun9 ай бұрын
Okay 🍺 is one sport that I actually believe Bert’s prowess
@MHz6199 ай бұрын
He can’t even chug a beer unfortunately maybe an endurance challenge?
@ev4469 ай бұрын
And now introducing.... BERT "HEPATOTOXICITY" CHRYSLER!
@eeerriccc9 ай бұрын
It’s the first competition he’s admitted to losing
@TillerG79 ай бұрын
You haven't watched the Beer Olympics vid yet, have you?
@mitpatel87879 ай бұрын
Tom’s face when Bert said “a lot of this is muscle” kills me everytime 😂. Like you cap asf Bert lmaoo
@radiomlit9 ай бұрын
"I got fat because I ran a marathon" super bart moment
@ImShmizzed9 ай бұрын
I mean it makes sense the way he explained it, being extremely sore
@dr.coomer97509 ай бұрын
Bert makes me less scared of my own alcoholism and it’s bad for me
@catebligh9 ай бұрын
Not being able to float when swimming is one of the first signs of liver failure
@tylerwantstobeacreator99369 ай бұрын
Glad to see Bert and Tom together(:
@brandonlang89999 ай бұрын
It's epic to see that Tom genuinely care for Nativ.
@adriancage879 ай бұрын
Tom is the only one who won't call out bert In real time. Bert I'm all muscle Tom:😑
@cayciyoung58029 ай бұрын
I couldn't believe how delusional this statement was. He thinks because he sinks in water he is all muscle.
@bearsonwelles34079 ай бұрын
"I'm all muscle," said the man so overweight even his eyes have become fat.
@jarodcotten83709 ай бұрын
I’m happy Bert survived the sex change
@Popepopapope9 ай бұрын
I’m not
@lacefacethegreat9 ай бұрын
Poor Bert livin in the estrogen ozone everywhere he goes. 😂
@TrashBoat119 ай бұрын
I like how the one thing Bert isn't super confident in doing is being sober lol
@nikkocontreras7989 ай бұрын
34:03 Bert looks like an offensive line coach trying to hype up his high school guys (absolute compliment)
@FunTimeSactuary9 ай бұрын
11 minutes in and bert has yet to let tom talk a full sentence 🤣 I
@PowerfulDragon9 ай бұрын
wow Fully Bloated Tour's done a number on Bert.
@Slap_Shot19779 ай бұрын
I don't know how Tom puts up with the constant interrupting from Bert. I stopped counting how many times in the first 5 minutes alone. 🤣
@JustABloke289 ай бұрын
Brett's confusion about Perry Farrell was my highlight! 😂
@calliefranklin22999 ай бұрын
I didn’t know he was black 😂
@fungus_am0nguz6449 ай бұрын
Wait what, Lol. Time stamp??
@calliefranklin22999 ай бұрын
@@fungus_am0nguz644 2:10.
@JustABloke289 ай бұрын
@@calliefranklin2299 100%
@BRAWLR3339 ай бұрын
Oof, Bert in 4K is rough.
@itsDGW9 ай бұрын
“Get 5 miles in an hour and your good” is such a ridiculous statement
@jimmygoobs9 ай бұрын
Bert - “I’m really strong I’ll tell you about that in a second” Tom- 🙄
@trapboxmedia9 ай бұрын
Nice job going to 4k. The biggest problem with podcasts these days is the resolution.
@Kush-fw4fr9 ай бұрын
Really I thought it was the unrelatable life styles and how they record a bunch all in one day and Bert just lies about everything
@jakeriff959 ай бұрын
Fuck.... everytime I see Bert in a 2 Bears thumbnail these days my Monday is ruined lol
@asapbruhhhhh9 ай бұрын
Tom said a total of three words this episode. I think it’s a record.
@jacobiwilson38879 ай бұрын
Makes you really wish Bert would go away...
@Penrose7079 ай бұрын
Bartimaeus and Bun Buns are just what I needed this morn'
@thepixel59 ай бұрын
looking great Nadav! Keep at it dude! x
@Joey-zy4cs9 ай бұрын
Bert’s face is so swollen lol I can’t stop laughing at how his face looks lmao
@chriskay23159 ай бұрын
He’s gonna die at this pace
@akatsukireaperx9 ай бұрын
The beer Olympics are like lion cubs and Bert was the guest they attack on those videos 😂
@thediggs9 ай бұрын
Casually dropping “the fucking spazz” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
@Twenty-Seven9 ай бұрын
Hey Tom, I really love hearing your ice rattling directly into the microphone every 30 seconds. Thanks.
@daryngoodwin93779 ай бұрын
Bert can't stop lying. It's actually insane
@SAHtoshiDude9 ай бұрын
He didn’t lie one time but ok
@daryngoodwin93779 ай бұрын
@@SAHtoshiDude I don't think he has ever genuinely told the truth about anything.
@freshpurplenikes9 ай бұрын
The terror on Nadav's face when Bert is describing the marathon is priceless 😂😭🤣😭🤣
@kennethzastrow-millan6389 ай бұрын
nadav's face when burt is talking about how he felt after a marathon was so good. whoever edited that part in there you are the man dude lol
@jaybberwocky9 ай бұрын
Gotta love Bert's realisation, saying "I do not have it" like he discovered a new cure for terminal illness, only to spew out "I'M REALLY STRONG" minutes later.
@Galvaxatron9 ай бұрын
A Bert episode of 2B1C means 90 minutes of Bert talking about himself and his adventures with celebrities where he teases secrets to the audience.
@jonthorne53579 ай бұрын
Please don’t let Bert ruin the Nadav Marathon extravaganza…he’ll just try to make it all about him. Keep him as far away as possible please 🙏
@steph79609 ай бұрын
That's exactly what's going on. And I guarantee Nadav knows it. With Berts apparent chaotic schedule he just pulled a day to run with Nadav. Only because he sees the publicity leading up to it. Let's make this about me( Bert). Narcissism 2.0
@jonthorne53579 ай бұрын
Right. I'm excited for Nadav...I'm even training myself just because I'm inspired by the possibility of him kicking ass and overcoming that challenge. What I don't want is for Bert to show up and Bert it up. Takes away all the positivity and might make Nadav not even want to do it anymore. @@steph7960
@roccogarcia23599 ай бұрын
Watching Bert weekly is like looking at a picture that gets progressively worse the longer you stare
@joshk16779 ай бұрын
Best podcast partners here. These guys make my 40 hour a week job survivable
@untitledtitle0079 ай бұрын
Mssp, bad friends and ayg have entered the chat
@RobRoane9 ай бұрын
Are you garbage is also excellent
@modularoutput9 ай бұрын
These 2 are definitely the best, once you get rid of Bert.
@joshk16779 ай бұрын
@@modularoutput hahahah
@joshk16779 ай бұрын
@@RobRoane good call!
@HLGTroll9 ай бұрын
I normally don't watch this podcast but you had me at Beer Olympics
@Esqofosd9 ай бұрын
28:10 the look on Toms face when Bert says most of his weight is muscle 🤣
@TylerSmithPunksOnPizza9 ай бұрын
I want a podcast of nothing but health advice from Uncle Joey and Bert, call it Like A Docta
@danieltolson53419 ай бұрын
I got a brochure for Lenoir-Rhyne University and they didn’t mention Tom was an alumni even once so I didn’t attend. Gotta shoot your shot people.
@johncassell33629 ай бұрын
Tom got about 200 words in and Bert got a little over 3000 in. That's including Tom laughing
@SAHtoshiDude9 ай бұрын
Tom isn’t a very good speaker so it makes sense
@infinite91009 ай бұрын
No way Bert “shuffled” a 13 minute mile he’s such a damn liar lmao
@spencerharkins20219 ай бұрын
Great energy from both the bears today
@user-bt2od3yw1b9 ай бұрын
These episodes are so much better than the guest episodes. Please do more with just Tom and Bert
@williamjames13819 ай бұрын
Wow, I saw the title and RUSHED here cause I thought it would be Tom and Shane. I’m crushed… not even worth it 🫤🫤🫤
@StudioMod9 ай бұрын
For episode 200 they send Bert to Rehab. 🎉
@Reidkev39 ай бұрын
Wow, talking about an event that happened 6 weeks ago??? This podcast just keeps getting better and more relevant
@vitamind23879 ай бұрын
Wow 4K really shows how red Bert’s gin soaked face is.
@treyreed38289 ай бұрын
I love every Monday when I here all the stories!!! You guys are the best!
@madeintexas12139 ай бұрын
Gotta love how BeRt is talking to Nadav about the marathon but wouldn’t let him get a word in 😂
@lisasteil84919 ай бұрын
Bert is going to hijack Nadav’s race like he hijacked Mark Normand’s bachelor party
@modularoutput9 ай бұрын
Much like he hijacks this pod too. It's gonna happen.
@Toddis9 ай бұрын
I spot a can of Electric Jellyfish Great beer 🍻 Pint house is awesome
@FFSammie9 ай бұрын
16:11 "Inside Googling Porsches" is definitely a much better vibe.
@anthonyaguirre16149 ай бұрын
My buddies and I started the beer Olympics in the 90s. It started with 9 holes of golf. Then bowling, darts and pool. Each team had to finish a 12 pack at each event. My team took silver medal. We made medals for the winners.
@adambonesaw36899 ай бұрын
This is like a time capsule back to June, i wonder if theyre gunna talk about the missing submarine and pontificate on what happened
@ernmnster9 ай бұрын
It’s actually kinda wild how clear 4k looks
@JunkBondTrader9 ай бұрын
the 4k even looks much crisper on my 1080p monitor.
@jarredfugleberg39949 ай бұрын
@@JunkBondTraderiPhone goes to 1080 too
@hi_tech_reptiles9 ай бұрын
It's more impressive the bigger it is. 4k on a phone is whatever (unless you zoom) but 4k compared to 1080p at 65-75in is a huge difference
@jarredfugleberg39949 ай бұрын
@@hi_tech_reptiles yea but the picture quality is the same. Put your phone close enough to your face and it’s practically identical. You’re welcome 👍🏼
@JunkBondTrader9 ай бұрын
@@jarredfugleberg3994 iPhone has a 1080 display, right, what's your point? I'm saying, even with a 1080 display, a 4k feed looks better than a 1080 feed into a 1080 display. I wasn't boasting about my monitor being superior to a phone display, goddamn. If I said "It looks even crisper", sure I'd get the misunderstanding, but I said "It even looks crisper" - Some reading comprehension please. On a larger display the difference is very obvious if you have a 4k monitor, and still very noticeable even on a 1080p monitor.
@57tye239 ай бұрын
I was so happy Bert mentioned michael chandler 😂😂 that pool segment was HILARIOUS from their pov
@Gulji2134239 ай бұрын
"I got lapped by bigger bird and the tuba and the fuckin spaz" LOL
@RobRoane9 ай бұрын
Bert being Bert literally 5 seconds into the episode
@DavidLiotta9 ай бұрын
Real North Carolinians know Cherie Berry is a massive celeb