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follow these or i will bite you
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[@Beluga1]

Subscribe for a glass of ketchup water :)

[@ceegeetee]

AMOGUS

[@joe.s2222]

I want mustard water

[@akimatamouad5083]

No

[@aicelio]

No

[@Rajc838]

Hehend

[@AmanStudios]

Unskippable ads really are the worst

[@lspoufxgjxzysfu]

First comment on verified comment

[@MS-kc4uz]

Second comment on verified comment

[@kevinscheeseballhair9720]

Third comment-

[@abc-gr1iz]

Oh no had to type long sentence for chain nvm Third comment on verified comment

[@fnfisbussin]

True

[@SoniasWay]

Beluga : getting a girlfriend Fans : “what did it cost?” Beluga : my mom

[@papyrusmemes2857]

Lol

[@josephfayek9255]

@Do you like draw? because i put the D in Raw oh, i thought they kicked you out because you're a barca fan

[@Dragonn118]

Thanos: 😳😳😳

[@cosmicmuffin1458]

@@josephfayek9255 lol

[@snipergod5216]

That sounds so wrong lmao

[@josephlee8546]

0:08 was a McDonald's ad. Imagine if someone was choking on McDonald's food and you want to give them CPR and see this ad. How ironic!

[@skyliecat]

I love how the video went from his mom choking to an ad to getting a girlfriend to hecking an exam

[@OXfootballshorts]

Beluga proceeds to get a girlfriend, while his mom is dying.

[@AreebProductions]

To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨ .

[@dbzfan2811]

Yo

[@Zaid.Masood]

Beluga Give Me Heart 😭

[@ritaahmed3780]

Amongus

[@BlaidVT]

You copied my comment lol

[@aliskk8]

Evil beluga: “I don’t want a girlfriend, I want a grill friend :)”

[@user-um3qs3rc8i]

Evil rouge: stfu and doesn't comment unfunny overused jokes

[@troncis2940]

@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB the hell am i supposed to read this pfp??? it's the a red background with some white weird oookin triangle. ion understand how i'm supposed to read that

[@thepersonwhoasked3884]

@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB who the hell are u and why u askin like looking ur profile

[@RonitSingh17]

Make my way to 1000 please 🙏🏻 🥺 It's a kind request Please 🥺 😢

[@GPM3]

@@user-um3qs3rc8i More like good rouge

[@DylanTale_Edits]

You know what's interesting? When the single ad first came up, I first thought that was Jimmy Neutron, but realized it was Sid, due to how similar they are in appearance (except for hairstyles ofc). And then later on, Jimmy joins Discord, but it's SID in the pfp. I love that multilayered connection.

[@caserama4375]

I thought it was scrap trap from fnaf

[@EzraTilahun]

In my opinion, the lesson isn't to not trust the internet, but to not trust ads.

[@stefanmadethen5359]

because they are always unrelatable to the content you're viewing

[@BostYT]

Jimmy when he meets Hecker: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

[@juveriya0984]

But nobody is as great as pablo

[@jessebaker4245]

@@juveriya0984 nobody is greater than the holy goddess melony

[@juveriya0984]

@@jessebaker4245 who?

[@isassin]

@@juveriya0984 nah hecker can just ban Pablo without being a mod

[@unclaimedterritory]

e

[@arion76]

"Did u get a girlfriend?" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My mom."

[@ninaisastar]

literally his mom

[@bobloz4150]

I wanna be hated!!!

[@Yellowify63]

~_~

[@AlexTheMacaronian]

@@bobloz4150 too bad

[@aguynotlivingonearth]

@@AlexTheMacaronian 20 sec?

[@MattDoesMinecraft_Plays]

This video says a lot about how KZbin will allow any ad on their website, regardless of scams.

[@stefanmadethen5359]

and topics

[@Sinister.titan.clockman8]

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[@anonymouslord7775]

Ads then: A whole cinematic video Ads now: OmG i cant pass this level! !

[@wkso]

Belu-mum: *dying* Beluga: “ooH iM Am sINgLe”

[@justanuclearbomb]

Hecker to Jimmy: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@Not_thaawesome]

Dave: IM ABOUT TO END THE WHOLE CAREER OF THESE 2

[@SimonBauer7]

we need hecker back

[@kittystrawbery5464]

😂

[@film-verse]

For those of you who are dimwitted, this is a reference from Kung Fu Panda.

[@mewhenscripting]

And I quote "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary

[@LeviTheDemonDragon]

When you see a youtube ad thats silent, remember, that means the company that the created the ad got copyrighted and had to pay some money.

[@germanyball4803]

I genuinely love the sidequests in these videos

[@moehanxnsnjal1783]

"You have 5min to study a 2 hours video " Logic in cats world .

[@surajglares]

I have youtube premium so I don't care about ad's

[@elonnnnnnnn1111]

@@surajglares just wait till it's over : )

[@ANDROHACKS]

@@elonnnnnnnn1111just use youtube vanced

[@sorrelussy]

Tbh that's pretty much how schools work irl too sooo-

[@ytara9265]

@@elonnnnnnnn1111 AD BLOCKERS ARE THE BEST THEN :D

[@thepotato6061]

Beluga and Jimmy: talking about the dark web Beluga's mom: Quietly dying in the corner

[@bobloz4150]

I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡

[@xejux4928]

Mom : Hi. Im dying rn, pls help

[@coolcat9516]

@@bobloz4150 not again :/

[@weareprobablyinanarguement]

@@coolcat9516 yes again

[@titancipher]

@@bobloz4150 you already are

[@sabitatripathi979]

I almost got a heart attack when I saw a 4 hour ad in thumbnail...😂😂

[@estherkinuta3722]

✅

[@JiangtaoHu]

Oh no! You got a heart attack! Quick, watch this video that shows you how to do CPR. But, there is a 4 hour ad!💀💀💀

[@outsider9149]

Sometimes the Ads are longer than the video itself lol

[@GuatemalaGuy]

I got a 20 second ad for a 3 second video.

[@nikistefan6868]

"Never use the internet" Beluga saying that on the internet: "I'm the creator of what I'm trying to destroy." :)

[@vincentkennedymcmahonnn]

@gaminghaila lol

[@lucticide]

when shiva is sus

[@gammanian9001]

beluga: i dont have a gril friend skittle-chan, snowie and pepper: are we a joke to you?

[@zarkahmed3199]

Beluga definitely deserves a grilled friend

[@harrybest2041]

@@zarkahmed3199 Moral of the story: Don't eat grilled skittles with pepper on a snowy day.

[@Star_II3S]

Begula has simps not gril friend

[@poot5168]

LOL

[@cyberseai9305]

@@harrybest2041 lol wtf

[@TheCoinChannel]

I love how there's a picture of Bob on the quiz website. Church of the SubGenius fans know what's up.

[@fannyfunke1360]

2:28 Belu-mom: +coughs+ BELUGA, WHERE ARE YOU??? +waits for Beluga+ Well, if he isn‘t here, I think I should look KZbin videos how to do crb… +waits until the ad finished+ Ohh, cool ad! Yes, I am single! +clicks ad+ +dies+

[@TheHotBlade]

Belu-mom: [Literally just coughs.] Beluga: *Now this is an avengers level threat.*

[@iasked.6449]

shes choking.

[@giangdaotruong7142]

shes dieing

[@sunlesshawaii]

@@iasked.6449 and?

[@doggonimousdoggo6849]

@@sunlesshawaii they asked, you cant use "And?" against them

[@littlepro5826]

It’s been 4 years and Beluga still hasn’t forgotten Belu-mom emergency

[@electrox3218]

😭

[@eido4090]

Sir it has been 20 years now

[@caramelcharm8892]

sir sorry to inform you but its been 30 million years. There no such things called "cats" in the world.

[@RamenLoverr]

@@caramelcharm8892 then what's my name :(

[@caramelcharm8892]

@@RamenLoverr Correction: There only hecker cats and blue cats in the world now. Or your from the past...

[@samuelnicholes]

Lol this video jumped from anecdote inkling to the next in an even more ludicrous way than usual. Or is that just me? I thought it seemed much more random

[@tomg7483]

As a person who has ads on KZbin, I can confirm this is what really happens

[@darkkakarot3456]

I hope Begula..I mean.. Beluga hasn't forgotten about his mom's emergency lol

[@Beluga1]

im sure she is fine..

[@cahesaku]

@@Beluga1 ok

[@real.kittyberry]

@@Beluga1 Oki

[@potatothatplaysbrawlhalla152]

@@Beluga1 ooh hi beluga

[@subinb642]

@@Beluga1 ok

[@BrokenTV_1945OFFICIAL]

I legit one time had a 2 hour ad but they made it skippable but still imagine the pain of someone if KZbin glitches and they can skip it. (It was also only a timer counting down so that makes it even more painful)

[@liftsurfer52]

0:09 this ad is 15 seconds which is not all that long but there’s no skip button which makes it feel more like 15 minutes

[@robloxentertainer1586]

“Maried?” “But” “I don’t have a gril friend” “That can be arranged” Me: *Bruh*

[@TheMelvinV]

It means they get a friend to grill with. Like arrange a BBQ? Ok sorry bad joke.

[@kaje.4778]

@Jimmy Yan Ye.

[@parthasarathisahoo5410]

Arrange marriage

[@rinoportier556]

@@parthasarathisahoo5410 is this a crusader kings reference?

[@mrrcolorado4939]

I love it how he changed the subject so much, I mean I thought his mom was dying.😂😂😂

[@Rares-x1c]

Ads need to get suspended, imagine you get a ad on KZbin when you have a life or death situation, and imagine if the ad is longer than how much you would live if you dont fix your situation

[@RayMak]

Girlfriend generator

[@mythicplayzroblox7821]

first to reply dis guy

[@Blue_tsu]

@@mythicplayzroblox7821 who cares when youre first lmfao

[@bricionly]

s

[@BataiWuzza]

You know you're bad when even if you are verified you still get zero to no likes AT ALL

[@_everydaycounts]

@@BataiWuzza Yk you’re sad when you care about likes in a beluga comment section.

[@girlwithuke9853]

Plot twist: Jimmy is the same person who is the "hecker" .

[@mahfujurbiswas3794]

Impossible 😂

[@Munir1860]

@@mahfujurbiswas3794 you mean NOT impossible think of it… hecker is plotted to be the biggest hecker in the world so…?

[@girlwithuke9853]

@@Munir1860 big brain people 👋🏻

[@getnerd6143]

@@Munir1860 but hecker has KZbin channel so is to much public he gunna get cot

[@matiasdariel7291]

@@getnerd6143 yeah for what he create a fake acc

[@user-wh3eg9xe9g]

"Are u single try again be honest" apparently everyone is single in belugas world

[@liftsurfer52]

Skippable ads can get KZbinrs demonetised because users can skip the ads and that doesn’t get the KZbin creators any money. Not even 1 penny.

[@baldi-wankenobi5167]

Beluga: what can the dark web do? Jimmy: yes Beluga: can you teach me how to do cpr? Jimmy: uhhhhhhhh

[@magixal-edts]

Hello there

[@terencedavids]

Wow Obi-Wan! I never thought I’d see you on here

[@baldi-wankenobi5167]

@@terencedavids bruh, I jave several top comments on the channel

[@talktothecop]

General kenobi You are a bold one

[@HungHoang-yt5oc]

How to use the dark web?

[@dabolife1]

How to do CPR 1. Watch a 40 minutes ad without skipping. 2.

[@dash2925]

*ok*

[@ItzSpongeBobYT1999]

oof the 30 min ads are brutal

[@Mereaux]

Shut

[@Zaid.Masood]

Dabo Life = Dumb Life 😂

[@dogewithgun7739]

Reeee

[@thebossofall3872]

I love how beluga forgots her mom's emergency but anyway love you beluga❤️

[@tuolipoika1238]

Legends say beluga mom is still coughing

[@EncryptedOS]

In this week’s episode, Belu-mom is dead and Hecker has been replaced.

[@estebanlopez5146]

Where is heker :c

[@hydehd8188]

Beluga: has problems with ads Adblocker: *Reality can be whatever I want*

[@Thunder-ob7bv]

Also every website: Seems like you are using adblocker, disable to continue

[@HandsOnWorship]

What’s adblocker?

[@HandsOnWorship]

@@mateuszsikora588 how do u get it?

[@akikimura732]

@@HandsOnWorship you just search for it and get it..

[@bitonic589]

@@HandsOnWorship it makes it so all ads dissapeae

[@blackitty611]

0:13 the ads goes off I laughed so hard

[@annabethchase4lifeexx]

not the fact that he totally forgot about his dying mom from the beginning of the vid

[@OlzGames]

Belumom: having a heart attack, seizure and stroke at the same time Begula: am I single?

[@nonoman3246]

Ad kills

[@jormdeworm]

Walt at 3:34 AM: “You have five minutes to study” Also Walt at 3:34 AM: *EXAM TIME*

[@udaysinha1970]

Yes point to be noted😂

[@freeboy2k]

Well it was about quantum physics

[@jackydienooki7724]

Also the video takes way more than 5 minutes

[@louishenn3028]

I once had a dream that we were writing an exam at 3am so everyone tried to keep each other awake

[@jintihazarika5554]

1:05 "maried" and "gril friend"... 😆😂

[@Young-STAY]

10 hour advertisements: 5 hour advertisements: 2 hour advertisements: 30 minute advertisements: 5 second advertisements: living hell that feels like centuries

[@RAGEINDIGO]

Belu-Mom: *son, help me quick!* Beluga: *need to get a grill friend first* Me: i- what?

[@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86]

I hope whoever is reading this has a good day 💓 read my n ame

[@mariaguzman532]

@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Bot

[@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86]

@@mariaguzman532 no I'm not

[@mariaguzman532]

@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Why You Say read My name?

[@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86]

@@mariaguzman532 because my other yt got deleted. I had 2k. Now I'm tryna get it back...

[@ahmaddaffapratama7813]

"Surprise exam!!" "But it's 3AM!!!" "Don't care" Walt is too OP lmao

[@pineapple1428]

Have you seen the man's forehead? LMAO!

[@jimmy8084]

Walt has an Alien inside his Head Controlling him, :)

[@nightcordkaito]

@@jimmy8084 JIMMY WHAT!!!!!?????????????!!!!!????

[@1102AMtheNineteenthsBandMaker]

@@nightcordkaito you have made me happy

[@damiangleeson1536]

the fact someone put an ad on a cpr video.. truly scares me

[@gacahwjajajaj]

legend says beluga's mum is still coughing

[@chuckecheeseminnesota]

I'm surprised how everyone calls Beluga "Begula".

[@manyhack9685]

i think it will become his channel name at this point

[@mecreat6300]

Because hecker calls him begula

[@elmark3550]

I hadn't even noticed lol

[@bobloz4150]

I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡

[@shwiwamwawaji7297]

It's just the way Begula is

[@cobracat]

I love how beluga purposely spells stuff wrong and gets up at 3 am just for the comedy.

[@brayandshade9092]

Ya

[@Harshitkeiwi]

Or he just changes the time in settings?

[@zorachier2765]

in discord everyone spell everything wrong and grammer means nothing in discord

[@Cowtymsmiesznego]

@@zorachier2765 also everyone is up at 3am

[@blendercompute4118]

he gets up to film a lucid dreaming video

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

this vid went from saving ur mom to being single to exams to losing ur money and then quantum mechanics

[@userguy]

That ending quote should be “Never reject KZbin premium recommendation”

[@TreesAreGreat]

Me: **searching up how to do cpr to save someone** **Gets an unskippable add** WHYYYY

[@peaceking8652]

Imagine that in a life of dead situation

[@poisonskull3832]

KZbin Vanced heheh

[@gremlin_22]

Ads should be removed from emergency videos

[@bobloz4150]

I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡

[@CactusMineralH2O]

@@gremlin_22 yt doesnt care. They want their fat check from inappropriate game ad and scammer site

[@acid2857]

Meanwhile: Mr Hecker: “am I a joke to you?”

[@talktothecop]

Could've asked Hecker for help in exam or skittle

[@jakezom2389]

2:35 fnaf 3 the happiest day music

[@XenixROBLOX]

1:09 lol the amount of storage

[@eduardochristian-2807]

Plot twist: Jimmy was actually hecker in disguise

[@alexandertheconqueror6964]

bruh dont trust this 100k help me get subs guy

[@thabisosikhakhane3081]

Same

[@sethi9917]

@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB im sorry- i- i- i did... but like uhhhh what did beluga teach us in this video....? dont use le internet uwu

[@specialboy2470]

@@sethi9917 bruh its Sid from toy story🤣

[@RGWUltraFan]

@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB go away bot

[@AmanStudios]

When you get an ad before clicking on the video

[@Mereaux]

Ok

[@Zaid.Masood]

Imagine Getting a Heart From Beluga 🔥

[@B3rgy]

@@Zaid.Masood keep imagining

[@AreebProductions]

To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨

[@ItzSpongeBobYT1999]

that’s literally what happened to me

[@indiaball484]

"Girlfriend generator 2021" I died of laughter 😂😂

[@Villager701]

KZbin ad is 15 minutes long!!!!

[@braymation]

Beluga: *notices an ad asking if you are single* Belu-mom: *literally dying*

[@dunlopchop54]

Beluga's last advice: "Never use the internet" *WHOSE TIMING IS WORSE ??*

[@FunPiggies]

My dad once had the whole lego movie as an ad when it first came out

[@joann8250]

When you’re trying to watch a video and two 15 second ads show up that are un skippable

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

Beluga: never use the internet Also Beluga: **posts this on the internet**

[@varsha5219]

lol

[@maxdestrouction666]

Beluga's mum: **Dying** Beluga: Literally does everything but save her XD

[@theclball]

All:*talk about the video* Me: this ad is in spanish

[@Night_skyyy]

Beluga's friends calls him: 1. Beluga 2. Belgula 3. Belgua 4. Begula I don't remember anymore lol

[@classic9898]

Beluga: generating a girlfriend Me: did he forgot to help his mom and what bout cpr *👁👄👁 careless beluga*

[@anamelessmonster2300]

Wtf is cpr

[@andreacasciana]

@@anamelessmonster2300 Cardiopulmonary resuscitation

[@anamelessmonster2300]

@@andreacasciana oh, thanks

[@-machiko-2419]

@@anamelessmonster2300 cpr is helping someone with breathing 😌😌

[@epicwappy20]

r/wooosh

[@makelightofthedarkness]

Billie Eilish: I'm the bad guy KZbin: I'm the ad guy

[@riley_rulz13]

Love how all this stuff happens while is mom Is on her death bed

[@bench_the_III]

Beluga: I am single! *takes test* His mom: hElLo?!

[@AshcroftConnorYTwillbetaken]

Beluga: im smart Also Beluga: *has a 75% chance of dropping a spelling mistake when he says anything on discord*

[@EcstasyLyrics]

That's intentional to stand out

[@phoomisepic2778]

Imagine​ losing​ your​ mom​ because​ of​ a​ Mcdonalds​ AD​ 😂

[@bellabarronnn]

Someone who lost there mom to McDonald’s ad: HAHAH- But no at the end of the day it’s not funny it’s serious ;-;

[@phoomisepic2778]

@@bellabarronnn yeah, True

[@noteli8010]

A spanish McDonald's ad

[@AR-nh4do]

Some beluga things bruh 😆 lol

[@fco42717]

@@noteli8010 lol

[@mccsfR286]

0:22 when the Halo music kicks in

[@Macewin40]

youtube life hack: if there is an unskippable ad and you are extremely impatient then you can click the little i and press stop seeing this ad. this doesn’t work for every ad

[@jamaalsmith5207]

Who starts choking to death at 3 in the morning? Belu-mom: Oh boy 3am!

[@dumbdrawings.3967]

The thing I don't understand is how brilliant our beluga is . He makes different videos and has many ideas on his mind😉

[@finn2733]

hinestly tho 😭

[@nwo4595]

He is brillaant

[@mahrushatalukder6494]

He is a so brilliant and sweet 🐱

[@vectoragaming1745]

Yes he is brilliant

[@327-]

agree

[@NEYMAREDITZX11]

The unskippble adds you can skip them all you do is press on the I bit at the bottom left and then u press this thing and then press cancel

[@YveltalSensei]

The fact that Beluga forgot his mom was dying lol

[@R2debo_]

Beluga: Posts Bots: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

[@Newjeans_79]

Yes

[@mahijohnmathew]

Poda manda

[@lemonadeblossoms]

E

[@Kl1shh]

A

[@Mereaux]

Like you kid

[@marcusbrennand7775]

Belu-Mom: *coughing to death* Beluga: sounds like a great time to get a girlfriend!!!

[@thatbookreader427]

OMG! Beluga left the thought of Saving belu-mom.. as soon as he said”ooo :)” I was like: NOOOOOOOOOOO! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

[@LertexGaming]

I love how he just forgets that her mom is dying lol

[@BuiHieuDong]

Beluga: **Suffering in ads** *KZbin Premium: I'm the savior, i'm here to save you!*

[@JoeMemes]

Bills: SIKE!

[@devanshkumar3273]

KZbin Premium: We will just take $999999999999999999999999999999.99

[@ancess]

Ok

[@hiimcrystallunu]

I'm yt premium lol-

[@ItzSpongeBobYT1999]

YT premium is expensive tho

[@bloodg.0rify]

THIS MAN MAKES GOOD CONTENT I EVER WATCHED AND MAKED ME LAUGH ABOUT “are you single” AD, Jimmy made the perfect ad for men!

[@glitchingcodm9018]

made

[@jimmy8084]

HIHI :D

[@honami_number_1_fan]

@@jimmy8084 hi

[@bloodg.0rify]

@@honami_number_1_fan yw and thank you.

[@bloodg.0rify]

@@jimmy8084 hi

[@idiot.spinna]

I like how his mom is dying but he's getting so distracted

[@poop_pants...3210]

Bro went from his mom dying, to getting a surprise exam at 3:00 AM.

[@Ash_Hoonter]

belumom: dies youtube: +$3.00 youtube: that is... acceptable

[@RunTheProgram]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs: 67

[@Ash_Hoonter]

@@RunTheProgram cap lol

[@RAGEINDIGO]

*KZbin without dislikes is like imagining Hecker without his hecking skills 😔*

[@YASH_AK_YT]

I can still see dislikes This video has 442 dislikes

[@ThunderSlasher_Official]

So now I know it's not just me who can't see the dislike ratio

[@ninelives5892]

@@YASH_AK_YT 459 rn

[@psyche1182]

I also can’t see it

[@beastgalaxygaming9402]

Why cant u see it

[@Buildbro33]

Ad block: You Ready To Use Me Now?

[@liftsurfer52]

KZbin Ads are the ultimate oof.

[@liftsurfer52]

Because the number of ads doubled up since 2018!

[@Stikbyte]

Jimmy seems like the type of person to find toys, torture them and disassemble them and put them back together