YouTube Poop: Jesse Ventura Nukes Your Mom's Christmas Tree

[@mr.fancypatns-p7423]

You think you know the navy, sink again. I was dying

[@AR0ACE]

LITERALLY

[@mr.fancypatns-p7423]

You think you know the eye, blink again

[@CarnivorousVegan1]

+Mr. Fancy Patns :-P You think you know the sound waves?

[@Jaxymann]

+Mr. Fancy Patns :-P So were the crew of the USS Arizona. Too soon?

[@lurant1s354]

You think you know the think, Think again

[@CarnivorousVegan1]

You think you sent me the right video? Link Again.

[@mes0gots0its]

Forsen subs DansGame

[@finnphillosa1431]

"Jesse Ventura is closing in on innocent American citizens." *rubs temples in frustration*

[@purin172003]

i love all the clever word play taken from "think again" XD

[@finnphillosa1431]

You think you know the sound waves? ...

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

You think you know how to hit on a girl? Wink again

[@MBRSims]

You think you know Jamaica? Tink again

[@jordantolkar2586]

You think you know the Navy? Sink again I loved that one. XD

[@km7189]

Lizard people conspiracy? Skink again!

[@pointblank9402]

Jesse's team was the first team to have no brain cells since 1980's

[@yungtraplord6944]

DAAAYUM!

[@larsongame4120]

😂🤣

[@leonardogomez8812]

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 Quite the accomplishment lol

[@1AstralKing]

It’s really bizarre.

[@jetex1911]

I can imagine who the second team in the 80's was.

[@ryanlowe5391]

You think you know you smell? Stink again

[@theconductoresplin8092]

You think you know jokes Meme again

[@matthewlafontaine2531]

You think you know ice hockey? Rink again.

[@lartranslation6929]

LOL

[@HouseOfFunQM]

You think you know the Weasel? Mink again.

[@InceRumul]

You think you know galvanized steel? Zinc again!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

You think you know psychiatry? Shrink again.

[@theojohnmouzouros9975]

u think u can mix red and white? pink again

[@brayanfelipeserrano6486]

You think You know furries? Yiff again.

[@thomasread9587]

+Brayan Felipe Serrano - That doesn't rhyme. You think you know the mustelids? Mink again!

[@brayanfelipeserrano6486]

Thomas Read you think you have balanced weight? Fit again.

[@augustanicholascollins6943]

Eleven people thought they knew the navy.

[@traewilson5127]

And seventeen more have since then. These guys better *sink again*

[@neenai6523]

"you think you know sound waves" "..." thats when i regained all my purpose in life

[@majormissile5596]

"I went to collage" - Carie Rarie.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Major Missile Someone's got it!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

A Da Things reference.

[@pedromayorga]

I'm Jesse Ventura and this is conspiracy theory... yroeeory...

[@dewelr121]

Im Jesse..James!

[@SuzieClemme]

You think you know "you think"? Think again. You think you know the eye? Blink again. You think you know water? Drink again. You think you know the Navy? Sink again. You think you know the sound waves? (Silence)

[@shawnfields266]

Heather Galaher I'm Jessie!

[@theconductoresplin8092]

You think you know jokes Meme again

[@PllaayyeerrUno]

Lost it at "I'm Jesse -- James! *Pokemon Sound Effect"

[@darknarutokyuubi4400]

That part got me too! 😂😂

[@timzzzszszszzz1097]

1:30-1:48 is one of the best sequences of any YTP

[@notoriousslick6441]

8 years later and this is still fire

[@HermitKing731]

"You think you know the Titanic? Sink again.

[@SuzieClemme]

It’s been so many years, but every time I hear someone say “you think“ I think of this video

[@mrandrossguy9871]

THINK AGAIN

[@mizzphitzbeta]

SAME 😭

[@mckiem0use]

''These are regular crazy people, These are crazy citizens who feel they're being regular.'' -Jesse Ventura 2016.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Well, back to skooks. Was a nice spring break.

[@H256-m9g]

+MasterJoJ spring break hasn't even started for me

[@eselesser669]

+MasterJoJ well....that was amazing....

[@MasterJoJYTP]

The_Quartz_Miner ;)

[@Circuitssmith]

Stay in skooks, maybe you'll lol.

[@adolfgaming1761]

+Dan D Donts do drurds stay in skooks..

[@ǟօռֆօ]

1:43 Jesse's team is the first team to have no Brain Cells since the 1980's! LOL

[@dranoelarios4788]

One of the best Fukin YTP I've seen in a long time XD.

[@skaboose102]

I agree, I was dying xD

[@Tubeman244]

This was spliced together so well I thought it was an actual episode!

[@ThePeridactl]

Over 50% of 1% of 12% have a coc.

[@RayPoreon]

That's over 0.06%

[@ThePeridactl]

Kinky Fish 0.06 of people here have cocks, it's a very well educated area.

[@sethmevans]

"whoa"

[@finnphillosa1431]

"I came. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee-!"

[@Jaxymann]

+seth evans *music intensifies*

[@CaptainTrips]

”You think you know water? Drink again”! Priceless piece of art!

[@GSgiraffes]

Think again.

[@DoomGuyPictures]

TRAOUGH TRAUOGH TRAAAAAAAAGH

[@wingsofracism8882]

im jesse ventura! arruura

[@zmrkljzd1641]

0:20 that's the best "sis" of all ytp's

[@elisamaria3628]

had to pause this several times from laughing so hard

[@jasonbentley9968]

“I think it’s time you get...the Hoh Sis” I’m dead

[@AexisRai]

Lost it at this: "I looked a little bit more into this. They're on screen, they're talking normally, it all seems fine *distortion begins* and thEn aLl Of a SuDdeN they would BREAK into GIBBERISH and get compLeTeLy out of c o n t r o l. IT'S REALLY BIZARRE" I'm gonna let the video finish, but this is some of the best self-referencing humor of ALL TIME

[@playerslayer4577]

You think you know fur coats? Mink again!

[@metavance1925]

easily the funniest ytp i've ever watched. Good stuff! You deserve way more views!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Thanks!

[@TheRealFobican]

SssooosssSSssosssSSss JjjjooOOOoojjJJ JoJ jOj SoS soOOOOOoOOoSs JoJ.

[@birddaddydetta]

The good stuff is really good stuff

[@zoeyseely9912]

Terry Rary - "I've been to college" - flips to obscured picture of DaThings1 - Didn't even have to include that to know it was inspired by Kari Rary's "I've been to college" from YTP The Mythsters.

[@landenjohnson9393]

the "you think you know sound waves *silence*" killed me

[@drakedangereux8042]

You think you know water? drink again! XD

[@GarlicGrinder9]

Jesse's team is on track to put a brain cell in every head.

[@deuterium9848]

Now, whenever I hear someone say "sound waves" in real life, I think of this ytp. Something about the way Jesse says it just really sticks with me for some reason.

[@RedF0XDelta]

I always look at my brother and mouth the words, “think again.”

[@matthewlafontaine2531]

You think you know the internet? Link again.

[@matthewlafontaine2531]

You think you know fur coats? Mink again.

[@BladeRunnerFans]

"I'm getting targeted by sound waves in someway that's put voices in my head." -Terry Rarrie

[@ChrisGuerra31]

You think my little ponytail is magic? Think again!

[@williambrock3349]

Once he told me to drink again I did exactly that and suddenly I find myself spitting out my drink in shock. It was weird man…..

[@wibblywobblytimeywimey7042]

You think you know the eye, blink again. I'm dead.

[@MrCoolkid777]

We have to uncover Jesse's nasty nuclear plot before he closes in on innocent American civilians!

[@61akra12]

innocent crazy civilians

[@LupeCoded]

"I've been to college." ~Terry RaRy~

[@yeshuamusichope2973]

Ever laugh so hard you thought you might pop? abrasively nasal snortingly?

[@DoubleKimbro001]

My wife’s sleeping next to me and I am STRUGGLING not to laugh out loud

[@tony_cav]

You think you know blink? Wink again

[@TheCaledioScope]

That thumbnail is beautiful.

[@JimmyDPooper]

I once thought that I knew that I think, but that was three minutes and forty-five seconds ago. This video was a real eye-opener that caused me to think (and blink) again.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Just don't sink.

[@shenanigansandstuff1656]

You think you know pens? Ink again.

[@HeliosExeunt]

"CaN yOu FeEl ThE sUnShInE?" Yeah, I can really feel the million-degree heat.

[@demontorch]

You think you know the sound waves? (Silence) LMAO

[@DarthCuddlefluff]

You think you know you think? Think again.

[@botterminator]

You think you know Bluetooth? Sync again.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

You think you know the Navy? *SINK AGAIN.*

[@shiroganekei1620]

50% of 1% of 12% is 0.06%. For some reason I wanted to do that math.

[@melliecat]

Jesse team was the first team to have no brain cells since the 1980s lulz

[@JackDuripper]

It all makes sense now!

[@anderski01]

WOAH! That was an amazing Mythsters reference!!

[@YungTimeWeaver]

1:06 so is that Carrie Rarrie's brother? Seems they've both been to college.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

You got the reference!

[@battleb0ng420]

a mammoth

[@Filthma]

AmahamaharA

[@shawnfields266]

Filthma conspiracy theory...

[@shenanigansandstuff1656]

The mythsters is my fav show

[@TiernanWilkinson]

Jesse's team is on the trail of putting a brain in their heads. XD

[@larsongame4120]

Jesse’s team is the first team to have no brain cells since the 1980s

[@Cemoman17]

You think you know the navy, SINK AGAIN.

[@freezetile8588]

I'm Jessie! JAMES...

[@jordantolkar2586]

The word play used on the phrase "Think again" Was so top notch and hilarious! You're amazing, MasterJoJ! XD

[@MasterJoJYTP]

XD

[@jordantolkar2586]

My favorite was this: You think you know the Navy? Sink again!

[@Jfrosty09]

you think you know coats? Mink again.

[@bep935]

You think you know the professor? Fink again. You think you know The Legend of Zelda? Link again. You think you like handcuffs? Kink again. You think you're small? Shrink again.

[@thatmatty231guy]

.. “is a stroke victim..” “Weeee weeee sOsss” 😂💀

[@MarvelousMusicmmusic]

You think you know flirting? Wink again

[@SuperPieninja]

I love the song at the end.

[@wolfsblood6280]

You think you know lizards? Skink again!

[@wolfsblood6280]

You think you know farts? Stink again.

[@aprilmay4328]

i loved the mythsters reference with terry rerry. they went to college!!

[@naranara1690]

You know, I would accept it if Jesse Ventura was keeping the secret from the world that Pokemon exist. Just to have all the fucking Charizards for himself.

[@maverickREAL]

You think you know the Panther? Pink again.

[@Big_Chungus935]

Still waiting for the next episode

[@keonparsa1929]

You think you know water? Drink again.

[@Numbskill]

You think you know good movies? CRITIQUE AGAIN.

[@UMBR.]

Numbskill You think you know ice skating. Rink again.

[@brandonthesteele]

You think you know fetishes, kink again

[@ShasOSwoll]

Those "Think again" puns are ebin!

[@dannydevito9514]

You think you know water? *D R I N K A G A I N*

[@SHAUNDJFISHBEATSMARTIN]

AT 1:19 HIS SPIDERY SENSES IS PICKING UP ON BIG ALIEN SHIT UP AHEAD LOL

[@SeanDaPaulSeh]

is that that can you feel the Sunshine song from the Sonic racing game?

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Yeah

[@snailsnail7360]

“you think you know the sound waves...”[mouthing ‘think again’] lol

[@Xurikyo]

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOU THINK,THINK AGAIN"

[@XmadbeastX]

Holy shit, there's so much genius in this one

[@alexiswasilla3536]

"You think you think, think again, you know eye, blink again, you think you know water, drink again" Priceless

[@dewelr121]

You rhink you know knitting? TINK AGAIN

[@methlokaijufan9729]

I got a call from Terry Rarry

[@chaoticchris1]

Time for Round 5 brothah.

[@NoahTheGoldFox]

50% of 1% of 12% is 0.0006

[@Numbskill]

You think you know music? Sing again.

[@-Trauma.]

1:29 missed opportunity for a Scott Steiner cameo.

[@copperhead-rc5sx]

the amount of times he said: think again, I would die of laughter

[@IconicBoar097]

you think you know ytp? joj again! great vid M.J. this was worth the wait

[@Hero_Puddle]

Love the dathings reference

[@kaiokendo]

1:37 best part

[@jordantolkar2586]

*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@tomatherealdeal9841]

You think u know u think? Think again . You think u know the I !?blink again! U think u know water ? Drink again!

[@blakegrimes3557]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@wibblywobblytimeywimey7042]

You think you know think, think again.

[@MCHLabs]

You think you know you think... think again XD lol