Youtube Poop: Kingdom Slip

August is in the fall right? Longest poop ever, and I'm pretty damn tired after making it. I didn't ever foresee it being over 12 mins, but I make YTPs so rarely these days I don't really care.
Alternate Titles Include:
Traps ain't gay
Sora learns his ABCs
Kairi's a guy
HeartlessKeyblade
Maleficent wants the D
Ansem Wants the A
Tide is good for you
wt ring u got bicth?
I got more vulgar over the years

[@BranJohn98]

Sora not knowing his ABCs is surprisingly in-character for him

[@Euna-P]

He can't count, either :p

[@OmegaChase1002]

@@Euna-P neither can nomura

[@antonrheaume]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheErikalovey]

He never watched Clubhouse

[@venk4898]

To be completely fair…what education did they have in Destiny Islands?

[@alias588]

"Behold! The endless Abyss!.....Not *this* Abyss!....Look, as hard as you are able!....TOO HARD!" Was probably my favorite bit...maybe tied with Riku getting his fingers slammed in the door.

[@jonathankamysek4338]

XD Behold the endless abyss (one filled with ghosts * not this abyss! XDD

[@westonfox5684]

Look as hard as you are able! *Zooms in on the door by 100x* Too hard!

[@0neeleven]

As I was reading this that part played

[@thinkkirby9025]

D: DARKNESS CONQUERS ALL (OOFS) I'm still Terra (Explosions and terra yelling)

[@Len_Kagamine02]

I felt his pain

[@mentallybreathes]

“The door... is open.” “What?” “The door is open.” “W h a t ?” *”The door is opened Sora.”* . . . “W h A t ?” *_THE DOOR IS OPENED_*

[@TheBoyWhoCriedTiredness80]

DARKNESS

[@arson_e.]

i nearly lost my kidney laughing at this

[@caifabe8050]

Ansem's reaction to Sora saying he's gonna learn his ABCs is extremely accurate to how everyone watching this reacted to the line.

[@MishiMIshaniz]

When you walk away you don't walk away you don't hear me walk away

[@thesnoms1492]

*f u c c* me

[@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf]

“Simple and clean is Mr. Clean!” *explosion*

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

I love that your profile picture is a super high ventus lol

[@pipenbybagel1188]

You're everywhere!

[@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf]

You talking about me? Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you.

[@slobertooth1358]

"Im on trial? But why?" *BECAUSEISAYSOTHATSWHY!*

[@jonathangp65]

6:14 Iago saying that completely caught me off guard. Probably my favorite part. XD

[@MartenDE]

Riku jamming his fingers cured my next depression in advance.

[@introvertednerd0252]

It was sooooooo funny

[@introvertednerd0252]

And same

[@dddmemaybe]

Sora's skittering to Kairi right after made it a masterpiece moment lol.

[@bensuguneri]

together we can-AAA

[@ZazzelTheGamer]

@@introvertednerd0252 I have f o u n d y o u

[@Circuitssmith]

2:30 The plot of Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell.

[@Lion09887]

Ok i believe you

[@bluedragon9925]

"Why don't you start making sense?" "No."

[@jerrytrout8343]

*GET THE FUCK OUT*

[@thinkkirby9025]

So, you were looking for me?

[@BranJohn98]

@@thinkkirby9025 Uh-huh!

[@RaiderGamerSpice]

4:20 Phil finally learned how to count

[@thebazingaboi2545]

IMPOSSIBLE

[@islam.peachfull]

Lmao

[@gloriannejadetan2789]

Kairi: Are you still smoking? Sora: It wasn't the Weed... I laughed out of this

[@seanscudder5428]

OrE wAs It?

[@dzigayu4944]

"Why don't you start making sense" "No" This series in a nutshell.

[@TheNja09]

I really wanna say that putting music over the world introduction at 7:57 unironically sounds amazing

[@kingsodashark2194]

😂 it's funny, because it's true

[@Lavend3rK0i]

I like how nothings off about Riku except for the fact that he's extra salty lol

[@SpongicX]

Sora: Kairi’s a guy?! Get out of my f**king heart!

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

Ok I believe you!

[@SonGoku-gr3lb]

LMOA

[@drakeglover2505]

9:40 is when the keyblade truly chose sora.

[@thebazingaboi2545]

2:41 GET THE FUCK OUT I died of laughter at that scene.

[@Sabis2365]

"Oh my God, you could grind meat on it."

[@darksavior5055]

10:21 I love that callback to 7:43 of birth by slip

[@lightningangel45]

11:21

[@vsaucenou323]

"There can't be two keyblade masters" Ansem: *"HEH HA"*

[@liyuehashbrowns6055]

12:02 I REALLY FELT THAT

[@arcaniumdragon2444]

MEGA-OUCH!!!

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

Ouchie ouch!

[@SonGoku-gr3lb]

OOF xD

[@ambersummer22]

12:01 is a better time to start the clip

[@31thieves]

Ooooooooooooo

[@Growmetheus]

“I only want you to wreck my snatch.” “I seriously dont want that.”

[@starseeker3002]

Consent is key afterall

[@matthewtwitter5172]

10:59 favorite YTP Ansem quote 11:06 private timestamp 9:28/9:29 Duck Gibberish 12:28 that is pretty fucking gay

[@lysenthe]

9:57 sums the KH1 plot in one sentence

[@Janfon1]

The amount of sexual tension is quite suspicious 5:27

[@westonfox5684]

It’s everywhere in this video.

[@arstotzka333]

_here_

[@thebazingaboi2545]

@@arstotzka333 OOOOOOOOOoooo **Thefingering.wav**

[@arstotzka333]

@@thebazingaboi2545 **laugh nervously**

[@thebazingaboi2545]

@@arstotzka333 Clayton: Blasted Clowns. I’ll hunt down every last one of them.

[@emhooaryou698]

8:45 had me out of breath and crying with laughter, so thanks for that

[@joku4380]

8:45 There cant be two keyblade masters Mwhahaa

[@DocSleepy]

"Oh, you poor, sweet summer child, how _little_ you know..."

[@XoJOHNoX96]

6:14 Awesome, spit all my food everywhere

[@WizzOfIzz]

Jafar! *FUCK YOU!*

[@gundhamisbestboy9401]

Omg same 😂😆😅😂

[@thebazingaboi2545]

@@WizzOfIzz Aliddin 2 in a nutshell (haven’t seen it but kh2 showed enough)

[@gingergamer3270]

The door closing on Riku's fingers actually almost made me spit out my soup. Glad I stayed till the end of the video

[@edgiest-edgelord-that-edges]

"Oh yeah!? Well you'll see! I'm gonna get out and learn my ABC's!" *evil laugh*

[@SuccubiPie]

Amazing at how no matter ridiculous the poop, it can still remain true to the original in some shape or way.

[@Joejoesgotflow]

I hope there's a Kingdom Slip 2 and 3 at some point LOL

[@anothervessel6940]

2:41 Squall LMAO xdd

[@Kuesoth]

Finally after this years of remixes and prologues Sora's Dad is Samuel L. Jackson

[@BranJohn98]

"DARKNESS, MOTHAF@#%A"

[@Sabis2365]

"We've been in this jungle for some time now but Tarzan refuses to FINGER MY RECTUM."

[@GalakStari]

3:46 Alice: “I’m on trial? But why-?” Queen of Hearts: *“BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT’SWHY!!!!”* 😂😂😂 I’ve seen this a few times, and this part always cracks me up!

[@qrowing]

You have no idea how much it pops into my head lmfao. Basically any time someone asks "why?" to me. Immediately in my head is just "BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT'SWHY!!!!"

[@GalakStari]

😂😂 I had to come back and watch this again.

[@Godzilla-bj2bb]

8:06 where Riku is talking nonsense it’s hilarious

[@finaltenno300]

6:42 jafar: who wants to get a little high Sora: well- Jafar: I do Proceeds to get high

[@jonathansotelo4877]

You know it's a KZbin poop when Phil correctly counts the words he's about to say

[@DN-jm8us]

I officially died at 3:47

[@fennekinflames7095]

*BECAUSEISAYSOTHATSWHY!!*

[@WH250398]

KAIRI IS A PRINCE???? This is amazing

[@michithing]

i just fricking love this. it's 2 a.m. and i'm thinking to myself "man, i really loved that birth by slip ytp, i hope there are more of these" and i just look up your channel and see this video '4 hours ago' maann, i really needed this rn and i need sleep

[@hanzeronori3856]

That's me but 10 minutes ago

[@thesnoms1492]

That's me but I already watched it

[@jameswallace3439]

Samuel Jackson: This is a tasty burger. 94.3 announcer: You're dang right. Remember that from the 94.3 radio station?

[@epsil0gue246]

This ytp is HIGHLY underrated, imo.

[@thinkkirby9025]

3:33 Aw man. A "DRUNK" young keyblade master. 1:36 Suprise

[@DefinitiveDubs]

A lot of modern YTPs don't do it for me, but this made me laugh pretty hard. It avoids the trap a lot of modern YTPs have and it doesn't flood the screen with over-the-top visual effects. It reminds me of "The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever" by Captpan6, which is not a bad thing.

[@rturner4205]

10:31: I needed to hear that... lol

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

😂😂😂

[@koolspice]

sora throughout the whole series

[@metalmenproductions9987]

Kairi’s a guy.........Get out of my fucking HEART!!!!!!!

[@westonfox5684]

I see Sora took a page from Terra-nort

[@thinkkirby9025]

ses (Yes but mirrored opposite or something)

[@Bravidunno]

tfw Riku has red eyes but not yellow eyes 10:31 I think I heard this somewhere...

[@NetJetMichael-A.H.1449]

Birth by Slip?

[@thinkkirby9025]

Yes

[@rturner4205]

11:47, I need this whole section of Terra's screaming on repeat.

[@nocturnalv.1209]

Finally, another person who knows the greatness of Donald's voice in slow motion.

[@sonicthehedgehog7887]

RiR 11:12

[@timrob12]

"I'm Terra." Spoiler. LOL!

[@westonfox5684]

World of Chaos: I’m still Terra.

[@nunyabizness6089]

11:28 Canon.

[@sarathezeldamaster3671]

12:02 Poor Riku 😂😂

[@metalmenproductions9987]

He won’t be using those fingers anytime soon

[@sarathezeldamaster3671]

@@metalmenproductions9987 Yep 😂

[@kojofarrow9430]

Probably a doctor will help his fingers

[@sarathezeldamaster3671]

@@kojofarrow9430 Yeah, probably 😂

[@BranJohn98]

All these years and you're still one of the best Poopers

[@yoko83829]

😳

[@alcole-holic8779]

2:54 You’ve got to be kidding me

[@thephantompromise]

Leon's "GET THE FUCK OUT" got me. its fucking 1 am in the morning.

[@kingtao5902]

ansem: **GAY** xemnas : **NOT GAY**

[@GameMaster-lx1rx]

3:08- The face of a Meme god 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jackepicproyt]

DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN lol

[@thinkkirby9025]

Seems like Sora turned into a meme god with that face

[@tessisnotablueberry8806]

1:33 thats it thats the series

[@aristars030]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched

[@MisterSweetProductions]

This is one of the best videos on youtube

[@D3th10rd]

12:01 to catalogue my favorite point so I don't have to keep rewinding xD

[@shorjaken4070]

I hope we see Kingdom Slip 2 one day

[@mariogirl8100]

Chain of Slip will be next. (If they return)

[@cyanegg7071]

I think i love kingdom hearts more now...thank you for this masterpeice..

[@Reevro]

Kairi: I kill you Riku: You kidding? Kairi:RUN Mario: yoshi keep running!

[@HyperSonicXtreme]

12:02 He will never wield a keyblade ever again

[@Rust_Metal]

9:35 Sora: "I need a weapon" *genesong starts playing *

[@BananaChicken21]

**Scaredshitless.mov**

[@BlueFireR6]

5:59 kills me everytime

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

I miss you, man. Been with you est. 2013. Wish you would upload sometime soon again.

[@MimiruAngelousReaver]

Your YT poops are literally the funniest I've ever seen. Plz come back.

[@thebazingaboi2545]

“PLEASE OH BABY DONT GO”

[@kingmamalaid]

Like sora and terra: Both: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEART 🤣

[@thinkkirby9025]

you mean Terranort?

[@Legojake94]

I literally rewatched birth by slip just last night!!!!!

[@Legojake94]

that and hallo 3 xD

[@islam.peachfull]

10:31 LOL From Brith by slip Lmfao

[@bluedragon9925]

Can't wait for the next entry: Slip of Memories!

[@micahfriend124]

It wasn't the weed!...or waAAaasSs IIt?...

[@crescendoIIs]

It almost seems like someone High made this

[@justjunior9561]

The sequel nobody knew we needed

[@blackbun130]

Challenge time. Watch this at night without laughing out loud and waking everyone up

[@crownagex5687]

I successfully completed the challenge :)

[@EG.Studios]

"Only key open door" Caveman riku got me so bad. Now I want a Caveman Kingdom hearts video series XD

[@thinkkirby9025]

11:27 and 11:44 it's super relateable. since Guardian is Terra's Heartless.

[@lol_itsxmas8472]

I don't know why the RUN from Kairi made me laugh so much

[@caifabe8050]

Oh yeah? Well you'll see! I'm gonna get out and learn my ABC's!

[@westonfox5684]

Mysterious hooded man (from a distance): ... *Laughs*

[@thinkkirby9025]

Sora: (idk)

[@luckithelizard322]

wym this is a youtube poop? 2:30 basically just told the entire story of KH1

[@Wynedon]

PLEASE. I love this video so much I need a KH2 one.

[@rina_luvvx]

11:48 Beyblade Ansem 💀😂

[@kaspersaldell]

R.I.P I hope you make more great videos in the future c:

[@Sabis2365]

"Snu Snu my Bum Bum?"

[@Ingisen]

rrhuntington... Have you left us?

[@dukinukireal]

Birth by Slip 2: The Slipquel

[@arstotzka333]

"I need a weapon"

[@BlueFireR6]

"We can go to other worlds in our vesselsseelseesslseesslseels"

[@AuthorChanUltimaWeapon]

Alternate title : Ansem being sus for twelve minutes straight

[@spacegeneral8630]

The higher pitch sinple and clean is actually hype

[@giltzexuh]

Not the weirdest hentai I've seen

[@e2011ugdia]

3:07 satan has awoken. The dark lord is upon us

[@thesnoms1492]

These poops are better to experience with the captions on

[@KirianLara]

Captions = Final Mix version

[@bosspandalover3442]

I doint know who you are or where youve went, but just know these are gold

[@rosem4983]

..and he opened his HeaeH🤣🤣

[@Sabis2365]

"Silly boy, I only want you to wreck my snatch!"