Youtube Poop: Birth by Slip

[@aidankeogh9994]

"You performed Terra-bly." *distraught face*

[@yurraii2820]

Good one 😂😂

[@Zmario116]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@DynoSkrimisher]

What happened? What happened?

[@jordirapper]

Oh man I am kinda dissapointed they didnt use that pun in the actual game. That was hilarious

[@BlueLionX88]

*DERP*

[@wowthatsprettycoolhuh]

There's just something about Braig constantly showing up and screaming and then disappearing like two seconds later that's too magical to put into words

[@firephoenix5632]

it's...Braigical

[@jettthewolf887]

You mean luxu

[@wings8956]

Oh, snap! I love him so much tbh

[@thesnoms1492]

No, stop, bad luxu

[@wings8956]

*Okay,* Ibelieveyou

[@StickmanSham]

legendary video

[@DanielYuStar_Pachirisu_Feet]

Hey there

[@Arkangel_]

Hello there!

[@Niiue]

Hi there!

[@cattrelfelder1304]

Great, just a pancake is probably in here too somewhere 😂

[@annuelpuns]

I see your inspiration in your bbs video

[@fatfalcon2798]

Eraqus:"has the darkness darkened you darka"

[@Dreq458]

ironically, the sun (fucking light) is what does that

[@pipenbybagel1188]

I thought he said dora at first

[@bluedragon9925]

Eraqus: "Aqua, you killed Terra!" Xehanort: "Damn it..." [Terra inexplicably resurrects] Terra: "What happened?" Eraqus: "You performed Terra-bly." Pure... Gold...

[@milesholiman5597]

I love that even though it's a ytp, the plot is not only in tact, but somehow more understandable than it was originally

[@alexlee4154]

You just have to bear in mind the golden rule of kingdom hearts If it didnt happen at the start or end, its pretty much irrelevant

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

@@alexlee4154 that is so accurate

[@frostycane5134]

Miles Holiman yeah the plot is that terra wants to fuck aqua . Xehanort wants boy toys . And aqua is a bitch to ven who just wants some damn McDonald’s

[@Jet_Ink]

That was exactly what I was about to comment. It somehow makes a story more coherent than the actual game.

[@SlayerKid]

All Ventus wanted was a Kid's Meal

[@rakuthekid5214]

The Slayer Kid why are u here

[@HollyBelle14]

Maybe that's all he needs to finally wake up

[@wings8956]

The Slayer Kid 420 likes...should I like or not...?

[@ImfernusRizen]

Why are you here

[@dddmemaybe]

@@HollyBelle14 the aroma of them fries are like smelling salts for the young child.

[@mayawilliamson9639]

"Is there some reason you're interested in the Outside Worlds?" "Yeah. I want to kill my friend :)" Even as a kid, Riku was a problem X'D

[@Yuginkai12]

*ALRIGHT*

[@blackbunnie1389]

Damn 🤣

[@Wiskdecreb]

2:26 Terra: I'm Terra, what's your name? Ven: 𒇫𒁎𒁂𒈔𒈞𒈔𒈓𒅃𒆜𒈔𖠂

[@somnius_sanguine]

You can talk

[@kodokunayuki2232]

"So what's your name?" *Ear breaking sounds* "You can talk." I swear to God that killed me!

[@mmamackela284]

"Well, what matters is that you must exist no more!" "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Perfect

[@albertvargas9821]

0:30 i die when ventus broke the window xDDD

[@artisticallyjay1806]

Albert Vargas I was crying and laughing at that scene. I kept rewinding that part. I'm so weak 💀💀

[@turbotrup96]

Albert Vargas yeah, my fav part with the one afterwards ;b

[@hamonthebone1079]

Ikr

[@badhermit7717]

Albert Vargas terra: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@hazeldazel9604]

Same xDDD

[@Pyrelancer]

"This movie sucks." "Not for me, it won't." *YOOOOU RAAAAISE ME UUUUUUUUUP*

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

We are not in CGI

[@wings8956]

That was a really epic battle scene, and the music just made it better. It was sung by Utada Hikaru, right?

[@jerrytrout8343]

The moon from majora mask shows up

[@jameswallace3439]

@@wings8956 Josh Groban. Check the captions.

[@Voidgear1]

"Your body submits. Your heart succumbs. So why does your DICK resist?!" I'm crying oh my god this is brilliant

[@regel3247]

Rain Chicken lol

[@thegreatestportkchopofmankind]

😂😂😂

[@morigranate]

Because Terra just want to fuck Aqua

[@1aundulxaldin]

Normal Xehanort: No, we're not in C G I Switches over to CGI CGI Xehanort: There I cracked up pretty damn hard.

[@KnightMinson]

Terra: This movie sucks.

[@Theonetrueerenyeager]

*we’re not in cgi He never said no lol.

[@AbdullahMIQ]

​@@KnightMinson 'Nort:Not for me, it won't.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Lady Tremaine... *I BETTER PAY HER A VISIT!*

[@MistahDeer]

GlaciusZero except not really lol

[@rrhuntington]

Whoever put the captions on the video did a great job and made me laugh a couple times while I reviewed it. It didn't have a name on there, so I can't properly give the credit, but nice job whoever took the time to sub this vid.

[@jadplusminus]

you're welcome! i had a fun time making the subtitles for this video, especially catching jokes which i didn't understand before writing them because i'm kinda dumb but whatever. i'm glad what i put on there was funny; i like having subtitles on in videos and i noticed that no one wrote them before i did, so i took up the responsibility of doing it keep up the good work, my man

[@Gilbertify1]

"You performed Terra-bly" haha. This is amazingly funny. Lots of hilarious quotes. Now I really want to make one on BBS too.

[@Bravidunno]

Gilbertify Even the poops can't resist against the PUNs

[@TyloThorn]

Though it's still a little Aqua-rd, don't you agree? Terrably Aquard!

[@Bravidunno]

TyloThorn He made us Vent crazy. (lol grammar nazi here I are)

[@Gilbertify1]

TyloThorn Haha.

[@nunyabizness6089]

"Eh, huh, huh, huh... I- Eh keep- huh forgetting don't- HUH"

[@blueberryshake333]

"We're not in CGI... There!" This is so good.

[@CardboardBoxGod]

Nadia K That part had me dying too

[@XxkataangnaruhinaxX]

Majora's Mask Moon: *Appears* Xehanort: "NONONONONONO!"

[@imjust_a]

"You'll never sway e from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting... I. Want. Aqua." Basically Terra's entire plot line in a nutshell, lets be real.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

"I will fuck you!" ... "...Up!"

[@islam.peachfull]

IS OVER 9000

[@morigranate]

then, they have roxas

[@derrick159]

Terra: this movie sucks Xehanort: not for me

[@DynoSkrimisher]

I stubbed my toe and hurts you *KNOW!*

[@funkrok2010]

An iconic line

[@OmegaChase1002]

[KH3 SPOILER WARNING] after KH3's ending, that "i love being a good guy" joke just got way funnier.

[@annuelpuns]

Yeah that random joke aged incredibly well

[@princessoscar3089]

OMG!!!!

[@BranJohn98]

And after the KHUX ending....whoooooooo-boy......

[@TryAgain9999]

Well, in the end is not that good...

[@OrobaSpyro]

And now it's howling laughter.

[@bubbleteacore]

Terra-Goku: "D....Did you miss?" Xehanort-Freeza: "How could I miss?!" Terra-Goku: "I dunno. How did ya?"

[@Fighter_Builder]

bubbletea Ahh, so that's what that was from :P

[@yvthanrosemary]

Fighter_Builder t4s

[@floweyseed]

Just as I read this comment that part of the video came up lmao

[@AbdullahMIQ]

​@@Fighter_Builder type TeamFourStar Frieza saga and you should find that in their Dragon Ball Z fandub series

[@giltzexuh]

5:30 Xehanort: "We're not in CGI" Xehanort: *Fixes* Xehanort: "There"

[@SupremePlayer-xr9rb]

Anyone else thinking about an hour long version of Eraqus saying stuff about fear, obession, power and darkness?

[@angelcalico2581]

Yep

[@smorf8309]

The bit with window, the thumbnail, and Vanitas breaking the wooden Keyblade are my favorites

[@DynoSkrimisher]

YOU FREAK

[@cgkase6210]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[@DynoSkrimisher]

@@cgkase6210 i`i

[@eraqus4504]

CGKase Broke the stick.

[@TenshiFoxx]

*CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT VANITAS'S LAUGH FOR A SECOND*

[@aliensphinx8643]

Tenshi Foxx yes we can

[@ImJust_a_cheese.]

Yea XD

[@Galethvia]

I understand all of Kingdom Hearts lore now. Thanks rrhuntington.

[@XEclipse-t7c]

One of the funniest lines Ventus: TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA Terra: WHAT?

[@claudiolancia319]

"Lady Tremaine... ... *I better pay her a visit*."

[@bigenemy000]

un italiano in questi commenti, evviva

[@axel-dn4xf]

Bigenemy 000 oh ma allora esistiamo

[@bigenemy000]

K-Vanitas È il tempo di rivolta contro l'america XD

[@alexbombomb1239]

That was the best YTP I've seen in a long time. Great sentence mixing.

[@theluminary7223]

*6:27** when you find out Xigbar is actually Luxu*

[@gengarchatting3190]

*Vantias Breaks Wooden Keyblade* *Aqua Looks Sorrowed; Losing Hope* Vantias: Oh, I'm Sorry (Fixs It Back Up) Aqua:Your So Sweet! Vantias:(Breaks Again) Aqua:You FREAK! (Vantias Laughs Then Summons His Keyblade)

[@JamotHica]

Commenting quotes is great and all, but this is a little over the top =L

[@JuliaHonles]

Vantias lol

[@neptune9647]

Why didn't he do this.

[@eraqus4504]

DIO Apparently, in this video, I did.

[@xeylah]

"terrraaaaaaaaa-" "WHAT" *roll credits*

[@Hunter-ih1em]

Xeylah XD I DIED

[@janaya24]

1:16 oh ok :(

[@gingerstallion]

My favourite line is "both of you will fucking fail!" I crack up every time

[@djnoctis4629]

And so the prophecy Came true, For both of them definitely fucking failed

[@carlosbustamanteruiz]

Aqua:"Terra, you can have me." Terranort: "Ooooh boy. GET OUT OF MY FORKING HEART!!!".

[@northernheel2829]

I'll give you a like for avoiding the KZbin comment filters so creatively

[@carlosbustamanteruiz]

@@northernheel2829 Thank you good sir.

[@faziglota723]

"I'm Aqua" "I'm Mickey!" "m Aqua" "IMickey!" "I'm Terra" "I'm Sora"

[@Bravidunno]

"I'm Darkness"

[@sprongtrop5691]

"I'm despacito"

[@emoji3266]

@@sprongtrop5691 and I’m Kanye West

[@ImJust_a_cheese.]

"I'm xehanort"

[@AbdullahMIQ]

​@@ImJust_a_cheese. I'm also Xehanort (Just A Pancake reference)

[@wevesatdown8175]

Riku: “Yeah. I wanna kill my friends.” Silence *Terra hands him the keyblade* Terra: “Alright!”

[@callakracker]

0:51 - 1:13 Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell

[@CrazyRandomFangirl]

Three things that make me lose it everytime, The Lady Tremaine's "visit", when Ventus goes back to the Land of Departure and Eraqus' voice slowly fades in and you realize he is STILL DOING THE FEAR-DARKNESS-OBSESSION talk, and the moon near the end instead of Kingdom Hearts and Xehanort just "nopenopenopenopenope" as he sends it back is top teir hilarious omfg 💙💙💙

[@CrazyRandomFangirl]

1:34 4:28 6:20

[@gengarchatting3190]

"Ven Lets Go To *Mcdonalds*" "*REALLY?! :0*" "*No.*" *Aqua Smiles* "Your Awful Aqua :("

[@claudiolancia319]

GengarChatting *Evil laugh*

[@thinkkirby9025]

Roxas: thats the stoop kid! Xehanort: you must know about my boy, the one in the mask.

[@AbdullahMIQ]

​@@thinkkirby9025 Xehanort? You mean Ansem?

[@princessbre]

Ventus's heart: Would you mind if I stay- Sora: No. Ventus's heart: *leaves* Sora: *reaches after it* this ytp got me damn good xD

[@Reevro]

It's supposed to be sora minds If he didn't mind he wouldn't have peft

[@princessbre]

Fatitious yea I’m well aware thanks.

[@BranJohn98]

The best part is the captions saying "(There he goes...)"

[@brysonbrice963]

Captions can't spell Terra but spells Xehanort perfectly

[@Fighter_Builder]

🤔

[@mrizymrydjr4779]

Did you mean xenort?

[@katherineperrin4817]

I replayed Birth by Sleep recently, and kept quoting this video mentally.

[@1im19]

"We are so obsessed with Aqua's tities" Holy shit, it killed me XD

[@urosnestorovic2178]

Same

[@Theonetrueerenyeager]

*you He said you, not we.

[@e2011ugdia]

This YTPS Terra when Aqua: ambouttablowambouttakuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuhuuuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuum

[@gengarchatting3190]

So, Listen Child You Will Shit Yourself *Grandma Smiles* *Kairi Smiles*

[@thegreatestportkchopofmankind]

😂😂😂

[@dahiroudaboharden9597]

I fucking died

[@Bravidunno]

I think this line 7:49 can be repeated as much as "Get on the hydra's back !" I mean, Xehanort chose a sexually repressed dude as a vessel. 1:20 This part is also divine. "I WANT AQUA !" Best line ever.

[@superspyro3000]

the crying baby sound effect used on ventus had me literally in tears XD such a simple edit, but it was perfectly done

[@dawnwayfinder]

No! Ven discovered Rule 34. His poor innocent mind! *D8*

[@janetwallace9264]

"Has the darkness darkened you, Darra?" That's quite accurate

[@inolak93]

lmao there needs to be more kingdom hearts ytp like this

[@Offbeatcat]

true

[@Offbeatcat]

@Reaper Slasher i checked out your videos. they're not very good, and they aren't even close to this video's quality. "Allow me" to do what? embarrass yourself? Don't try to promote yourself yet. you're still inexperienced. Make me look like an idiot and get really good at it!

[@Offbeatcat]

@Reaper Slasher i expected a mature response from a youtuber growing and becoming better. instead i got a child with their fork jammed in a plug socket.

[@Offbeatcat]

@Reaper Slasher yeah well they should at least make me laugh.

[@Offbeatcat]

@Reaper Slasher i'm not saying you suck, i'm saying you're still improving. however, your response was immature, and i called you out on it. you do you. your subscriber count makes you happy, and thats good. just don't forget to tell actual jokes.

[@princessbre]

5:47 The moment Xehanort raises his hand to “you raise me up” and then Terra hits the ledge on the beat I can’t🤣🤣🤣

[@finaltenno300]

It is a really good timing too

[@kenvaksnow7001]

Strip for meeee, Terra.

[@randomdude6737]

Kenvak Snow aghk

[@xshobux]

Right this wrong that I have WROOOOUUUGHHT

[@DynoSkrimisher]

"Im fighting the darkness..."

[@ashnesslinguistics3570]

That is absolutely terrible but very, very weirdly accurate

[@EddieLecliss]

I can't help but scream every time when Aqua walks up and Terra's like "I definitely don't need it." It just kills me!

[@amandagazzola2176]

Please make more, I'm still hysterically laughing about this lol. I wish all YTP were this good, I'd actually watch them haha.

[@alias588]

Alternate alternate titles also also include: Sora's Hairstyle is Unoriginal The Shadow Patrol Finds Jesus The Ultimate Cliff....Hanger Pokemon Xenoverse 3 #HeartlessLivesMatter2017 2017: A Face Oddity

[@malefor_darkness7212]

"Get out of my f•cking heart!!"

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

XDDD

[@SailorBayleyMoon]

Oh my God you could grind meat on it!

[@obito101man5]

Aqua you killed terra DAMNIT

[@DynoSkrimisher]

WHAT HAPPENED!?

[@KnightMinson]

You preformed TERRAbly

[@alexjuvinall8273]

“You’ll never sway me from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting: I. Want. Aqua.”

[@TaloneDrake]

Xehanort in his mind: Yes...finally...KINGDOM HEARTS- *le Majora's Mask moon* Xehanort: Xehanort: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE-

[@Offbeatcat]

KH3 is out and this magical video is relevant again

[@AbandonedVoid]

Terra: Why are you so interested in other worlds? Young Riku: I want to kill my friends hahaha

[@MMDTrxsh]

And then Ventus was sealed away in a McDonald's playground

[@zeepaladin9601]

KH3: Aqua finally gets Ventus out of the Mcdonalds Play Place

[@agilortiz21]

The darkness has darkened me along with darka

[@CYPH3RsD0M41N]

Ventus: **TERRAAAAAAAAAA!!** Terra: _distant_ *WHAT!?*

[@yurraii2820]

Ventus: oh..ok

[@yurraii2820]

Riku: I wanna kill my friends. *Disturbing face* Terra: ALRIGHT!

[@Legojake94]

like 20 seconds in and i'm already laughing my ass off

[@kat3990]

0:34 Terra: What did you do? Ven: *Cries in 'im baby"*

[@gagagirls666]

-Ventus lets go to mcdonald! -Really?? -No -youre awful Aqua 😂😂😂😂

[@rookie5708]

6:20 : " *frowns* ........ *NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE* " ha ha ha I don't blame him ONE bit... XD

[@dramaticexit5437]

One of the nicer YTP's of this series I've seen. The sentence mixing is really on point. Good job.

[@lisaherrera1179]

1:15"Terra!!-""WHAT?!"= DEAD😂😂

[@天-f7w]

Has the Darkness darkeen you,Darkerra?

[@iaincarey7398]

I dunno.

[@MatthewSmart]

The Man in the Mirror part killed me XD

[@CharaDreemurr-9999]

3:46 I can ABSOLUTELY see Vanitas doing this in canon.

[@because-strudels]

I'm finally at the part of KZbin I was looking for.

[@yurraii2820]

Yup 😂

[@thegreatestportkchopofmankind]

Yep😂😂😂

[@EaZyGoiN12]

This is actually some top quality shitpost.

[@Juanito825]

7:46 To be fair, I think just about everyone would stab themselves with a keyblade if Aqua told them that

[@voidsurger7038]

nah i’m all for xion

[@yusufackgoz8009]

I'm Black

[@Zeppelee]

He's black, y'all.

[@joined_shores_art]

I though you were american

[@islam.peachfull]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@EwenHeaton]

Congratulations

[@Lav3nd3rForest]

😂 I read that 2 seconds before it got onto the scene

[@TheCrimsonKodiak]

Ventus: "TERRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Terra: "What!?" Ventus: "oh, ok..." Lost it there.

[@jota9300]

3:49 "You're so swee-" *breaks wood keyblade* *"YOU FREAK"*

[@Sharmin8r]

0:30 I laughed way too fucking hard.

[@Sharmin8r]

Now the Stoop Kid joke makes me laugh this hard. WHY

[@Sharmin8r]

AND FUCKING 4:11 YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS

[@artisticallyjay1806]

Sharmin8r i'm weak 💀💀

[@yurraii2820]

Terra: What did you DO?!

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Terra: What did you do!? Ventus: ·n· ... ¡n¡ Terra: *Loses self to darkness*

[@hungrywarnergaming5263]

I already lost it when Ventus broke the goddamn window. 😂

[@MrEmmanueltorres1]

Ven: Teraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Terra: What? Ven: oh ok

[@jasonmendez8863]

6:22 Xeahanort:*summons the moon from majora's mask* Still him:"nopenopenopoenopenopenope"

[@edisantiago1987]

_”Aqua, you killed Terra.”_

[@fennekinflames7095]

*Damnit...*

[@samelCamelCase]

ech ugh ich ugh I ugh keep ech forgetting don't *ECH*

[@ljaynemorr]

Sam Wooten i read this while watching the part. I freaking died omllll

[@metaldude223]

7:19 was the best fucking moment

[@vonny317]

1:15 Ven:TERRAAAAAAAA Terra: WHAT

[@softwavecrystal5480]

Terra: *WHAT?!*

[@vonny317]

Ven:Let me go with u aqua Aqua: No ven do as i say and go home Ven: u cuuunt

[@e2011ugdia]

1:20 the unversed boss thingy: check out these sick riffs. You like smash mouth? Terra: what?

[@victorkang1735]

Eraqus:What matters is that... YOU MUST EXIST NO MORE! Ventus: What the fuck! >:(

[@LironScatterGun]

>"Your body submits, your heart succumbs, so why does your dick resist?" >"you'll never sway me from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting." >"I WANT AQUA" K I N O

[@Offbeatcat]

7:20 How it feels to fight vanitas in birth by sleep.

[@LingeringWont]

2:28 Given the state Ventus was in at the time, this is completely accurate That whole scene of Kairi's Grandmother story and Zack Fair saying he's black caught me so off guard, also the scenes involving Braig was also completely accurate. 7:30 That was honestly a nice reference (both the Jojo and him eventually becoming Ansem)

[@tree3136]

Even Ventus is afraid of AkuRoku

[@LazyQueen]

0:51 *Me trying to understand the story of KH.*

[@Lolbitdrangonmaster]

True.