Youtube Poop - Two And A Half Merlin's

All rights belong to disney. Just the usual bollocks.

[@theamazinggamer111]

Anyone else coming back to this childhood YTP classic 10 years later?...

[@Eisenbison]

Yes. For some reason I felt compelled to look up this exact one after more than a decade.

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Where did he go?" "To Bermuda, I suppose." "Where's that?" "Bermuda." This is exactly the kind of conversation I have with my family.

[@Maxie79]

This never gets old lmao. They don’t make em like they used to. A product of 2010’s for sure

[@unassumingpotato1666]

"Now what did I tell ye? Always look before ya SHIT!" Lost it XD

[@ProdByClockwerk]

"WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? WANT TO FUCK!?" That caught me by surprise and I don't know if I have ever laughed so hard in my life!

[@LordJazor]

Favorite line was the insert of "THAT'LL BE A NEAT TRICK! WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!" along with the Archimedes poking bit. You remain ahead of your time, mate.

[@SeverusSinSnape14]

"Where'd he go?" "Bermuda I suppose" "Where's that?" "Bermuda" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cantpopdismolly]

I still quote this from time to time after 9 years of watching this, and only like 4 people get it. It’s one of those things I wish more people could laugh at honestly

[@SeverusSinSnape14]

Molly Medel right!? It’s so sad no one gets my ytp references!!

[@MDE_never_dies]

*Three Laughy Face Emojis in response*

[@somecallmepeanut]

2:50 "king of all England!" - BOLLOCKS!

[@charlesbritannia6379]

yeah that dosent sound good

[@Cosmiception]

King Kay? What a dreadful thought!

[@thekillers1stfan]

I love the part where Merlin pokes the owl

[@yukowolfang8645]

" Mr. Know-it-all?!"

[@JackGriffin745]

Ya call that a knife?

[@matthewmoran5297]

Archimedes: PINGAS! Merlin: I am not GAY, Archimedes! Archimedes: (Higher pitched) Pingas! Merlin: (Smokes his pipe) SHIT!

[@TheLookyus]

0:59

[@CADMTM]

0:42 PERFECT. JUST FUCKING PERFECT.

[@YorkshireNutte]

"So, first thing tomorr---" *loooooong scream*

[@M3raculus]

3:53 - 4:06 *MY SIDES ARE HURTING* lol

[@Jothomas214]

Funnier than the actual movie 😂

[@edgarortiz6975]

3:32 - 3:43 Music Name: We are not alone - Hiroyuki Sawano

[@aidanpark30]

So thats who shot borimir first

[@magicemperor2420]

Oh, my God, the Madam Mim part made me laugh so much, I had to pause the video. Great stuff!

[@12yellowcab]

EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY

[@DrasticFox2004]

1:28 Sean Bean: Not again! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HotCheetoVideos]

LOL the owl saying "PINGAS"

[@Gasoline85]

Here's to Kai! And here's to Kai! And here's to Kaaaaaii! JIZZ!

[@SixtailShadow]

I think this is one of your best pieces

[@danieljamessummers8592]

"I've got big (BEEP)s from LONdon!" I always lose it at that part.

[@RyDaMoOnline]

Still go over this in my head! Amazing video 😂 Merlin saying Shit is in my head nearly everyday!

[@panthadogg]

"Weird. 🤨"

[@discordmykong4314]

The owl is nuts

[@alexcasares7401]

3:07 So that's how the great king died

[@onegirl2poles]

I just want you to know how happy this makes me.

[@Dreigonix]

Here's to Kay! And here's to Kay! And here's TAKEEEEEEI!

[@Serpette94]

2:43 haha recognized Ross' voice :P. This poop wa hilarious ! I loved boromir's "not again !", merlin falling and the abba sword !

[@TheLookyus]

2:43

[@moviemaniac9034]

Sources of clips in this video (the ones I know) (Update): The Sword in the Stone (main source) Dumb and Dumber Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Mrs. Doubtfire The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Friends Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story The Brian Conley Show Looney Tunes Doctor Who Dancing Queen (Abba)

[@LinkDLuffy15]

I wish I was like Kay. Then I could swear without opening my mouth. You could swear next to someone, and blame it on them!

[@jameswade787]

dud that kid cant keep out of trouble ever

[@kylekyle6376]

Dam 10 years? were has the time gone...

[@IamSeafarer]

I love your poops so much. I can never stop laughing!

[@vjpearce]

Kay: here's a sword. *hands Kay the magic sword* Kay: You call that a knife? That's line matched Kay's lips so well XD

[@powerpup97]

This is...the most awesome Sword in the Stone poop I have ever seen! If you haven't already, I'd like to see you do one like this with 101 Dalmatians and one with Winnie the Pooh.

[@DrasticFox2004]

3:56 - 4:06 is the funniest part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jothomas214]

Straight-up 😂

[@TheLookyus]

4:01

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

5:55 was magnificent

[@chrismobiliophotography5743]

I DON'T FANCY YOU.

[@Thegreatercheese]

where is the "weird" clip from?

[@happycoloredmarblez]

Please, someone tell us!

[@thedarksideofthetriforce3285]

4:45 My reaction WAS THE SAME!

[@TheLookyus]

4:41 - 4:42 - 4:43 - 4:44 What are Merlin and Madam Mim doing?

[@JrMantisBrigade]

I don't know why, but I cracked up hard at 2:00

[@LordJazor]

I tell so many people to read what is written below the hilt in letters of gold, when the moment calls for it. I speak in KZbin Poop.

[@qwerty123500]

This is the perfect way to laugh no matter how shit you feel. great work :)

[@MYSTER1OUSkate]

LOL! You always make me laugh.... You should do a poccahontis KZbin poop. :)

[@Gertilish]

I think it's a piano version of Beauty and the Beast.

[@edgarortiz6975]

Its not Beuty and the beast, I think that too haha Name: We are not alone - hiroyuki sawano

[@amisenho]

@AzraelLeichten: It's "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

[@tyrannasaurasalan]

@Gertilish Excuse me, my good man, but may I inquire (and successfully receive an answer) as to the title of the song that begins at 3:34?

[@edgarortiz6975]

Sorry to come late 10 years, but heres the aswer... Music name: We are not alone - hiroyuki sawano

[@DCLeadboot]

Hehe, Morecambe & Wise (and Dame Flora Robson) at 1:44 XD

[@Wallgrave45]

Wart: Kay! Kay! Here's a sword! Kay: You call that a knife?

[@Gertilish]

@thomastransformer Its from a film called Scanners, you can find the clip it on youtube.

[@librariviera4581]

RIP headphone users

[@PhantosTheHedgehog]

@TheJackGinger a movie called Scanners

[@Valkyrie427]

I laughed so hard at jizz. You've got a new subscriber.

[@OldBeanUK]

I completely forgot about the joke at 3:10 and nearly pissed myself as a result

[@Gertilish]

In my case...not at all.

[@Hean]

A classic.

[@TheNobleScoundrel]

You should have put the song "Here comes the sunshine" for the sword pulling segment. :)

[@MyMelodyOfTheHeart]

"Dancing Queen" By ATEENS

[@NeezPrestigeSBTT]

its called, sword in the stone, u can watch the full movie here on youtube it will b in parts, i watched it years ago, n watched it again a few months ago

[@moviemaniac2159]

Sources in this video (The ones that I know): The Sword in the Stone (1963) Dumb and Dumber (1994) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Looney Tunes Doctor Who (1963-present) Dancing Queen (Abba)

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

I didn't know someone would make a poop of this!

[@marinerman]

@Gertilish It's a really good song from the anime "Yoake Mae Yori Ruriiro na Crescent Love" titled, "We Are Not Alone."

[@Astralfirework]

A legend is sung Of when England was jailbait.

[@juliedenning4587]

My favourite part was: you clumsy little f***!

[@Gertilish]

@1963timelord I have thought of that actually. I might do that someday.

[@951warpuppet]

it goes good when he tries to take out the sword and the music pops up

[@TheLuigi1up]

"Well that was a bit of fun wasn't it?"

[@Kirbyfan87827]

Here's to Kay, and here's to Kay, and here's to Kayyyyy.

[@djcinq]

@Satur1n it's disney, turning classic british books into american animations

[@TonoFonseca]

"I've got big @#$% from !!!LON!!!don!"

[@twitchsopamanxx]

@gertilish also, you created the final boss of the internet! 1:44 gratz

[@TheLookyus]

1:44

[@stormstrider1990]

4:20- 4:28 Poke the Owl

[@zacharyskellington5356]

That made me lmao when I was in high school.

[@rbl205]

Okay. You win. I've just watched three of your videos in a row and I can't stop laughing. You, good sir, have just earned yourself a new subscriber!

[@laurenmeyer8410]

OMG!!!!! TOM BAKER!!!!!!!!

[@477DantheMan]

3:00 literally made me fall over my desk and then i rofl'ed. then i climbed back into my chair and replayed it and did it again!

[@TheLookyus]

3:00

[@PeterDivine]

Cay: "You know what I'll just use this sword" AND THEN KING ARTHUR NEVER HAPPENED.

[@BeauNewman1]

0:59

[@LadyRevan7]

LOL Boromir "not again!"

[@yetanothergamingfail]

just saying, the title means they there are 2 and a half of something belonging to Merlin. many big english

[@Mattteus]

Here's to Kay! and here's to Kay! and here's Takei!

[@FrumpyDoggie]

1:04 *dies*

[@panthadogg]

Quiet, Wart!! XD (just joking)

[@jomo999]

Haha! Was that Morecambe and Wise that Wart was tripping out on?

[@GeektressGalore]

:D THE DOCTOR! .... "Weird" Well done, sir!

[@ImperialLobster]

*CRASH* "Hahahahaaaaa GAY!" "Wheres he goin?" "Bermuda" "Where is that?" "BERMUDA"

[@TheLookyus]

5:45

[@MDE_never_dies]

“Well…..SuCk mE SidEwAys”

[@MrPoopMeister]

Awesome stuff man, made me laugh for sure :)

[@Gertilish]

@ZZTopRockman Its from Morecambe and Wise.

[@Dbakyda]

"To Bermuda, I suppose." "Where's that?" "BERMUDA!"

[@DoctorKatie903]

i think you should do a Doctor Who YTP, that would be hilarious

[@tomboyjessie1352]

6:45 that's a reasonable reaction XD

[@spinningpeanut]

Lol! I wondered how you'd top your willy wonks one. These are great! Still love the wonka one. But this one is going in my favs

[@MoodRingTarot]

I haven't laughed this hard in AGES.

[@Riptomus364]

Merlin had one hell of a fall.

[@Spitfirefan1397]

0.09 was that Tim Brooke Tailor?

[@alexcasares7401]

5:54 The Dancing Queen's Sword in the Stone

[@MetallicaBrando217]

You sir, know how to make a Poop.

[@Gertilish]

@THAREALDAN alistair mcgowan's big impression, when he plays louis theroux.

[@CapnLexCrunch]

Oh good, now everyone can stop asking me to make this.

[@Gertilish]

@catburner 'Dancing Queen' by Abba

[@TheRobbiemca]

@Gertilish when the guys head explodes which movie is it