YTP: Aladdin and the Stupid Princess

[@cosmicyoke]

1:59 "Hes got a gun!" "you idiots, we all have guns!" *pulls out m16*

[@MorbidMoonflower]

lol I fucking died

[@Arigriphantua]

+Certified Pancake Dealer How do they have guns in medieval Arabia? Are they friends with Gaston?

[@MorbidMoonflower]

A Rajagopal Actually, Aladdin probably takes place in the future

[@cosmicyoke]

A Rajagopal they are friends with the terrorists o.O jkjk

[@MorbidMoonflower]

***** GTA cops=stupidest cops

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

"HE'S GOT A GUN!!" "Idiots, we've all got GUNS!!" Killed me, hahaha.

[@syndrax8554]

Rather tasty (ear rape) that was the best part xD

[@toylover2121]

Idiots we all got shotguns

[@isabelvelazquez2666]

You so funny :)

[@georgeclayton3496]

+Isabel Velazquez me ?

[@isabelvelazquez2666]

***** your funny;)

[@dixonmixin10]

Cave of Wonders: "Know this, JHYKGFJYTKDHEFDHJLKGKYJFLHJKGJGHTF" Jafar and Eago: "DaFuq??" XD

[@BrosWithHeads]

XD

[@deejaysilver9]

dixonmixin10 I can't make DINNER

[@deejaysilver9]

Also 5:38 lol

[@williambrock3349]

No one who knows this will perish

[@jstnshea]

RIP Robin Williams

[@thechronologizer4534]

Rule #3: He can't bring back people from the dead. It's not a pretty picture; HE DOESN'T"T LIKE DOING IT!

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

you eediot.

[@trashfire9641]

I mean, he killed himself. So he's in hell.

[@spuzzfipple951]

Lowest setting possible with my headphones and 1:56 is still too loud. Whatever deal you made with Satan to gain this power, I hope it was worth it.

[@georgehiscott700]

Also 2:11

[@Tomas-bp6kc]

Dude !!!! My ears are BROKEN

[@Sapizanza]

It's binaural 😂

[@EloiseRaeCullen]

My dumbass had it on almost full volume. 🙃

[@paulybfromda303]

I expected that at this part, which actually made it funnier

[@ScientistCat]

0:58 that ridiculously edited incoherent mumbling in that low, ominous tone had me floored for a good minute where I had to actually pause the video.

[@JamesSkinner108]

3:38 SON of a sus

[@JamesSkinner108]

4:36

[@JamesSkinner108]

12:24 This is sparta

[@JamesSkinner108]

5:54

[@JamesSkinner108]

0:22

[@MickyVideo]

Aladdin. Directed by Michael Bay.

[@greninjastorm6734]

With tons of ear rape.

[@iantaggart3064]

Or maybe add a few lightning bolts and say Michael Vey?

[@decimatorentertainmentstud8523]

🤣

[@TyloThorn]

And the plot really shows: A dark man with a dark sos disturbs the cave of wonders' sos, and is told by the cave a lot of gibberish and comes to the conclusion he must find the one, the diamond in the rawr. Meanwhile Aladdin stole a ford from the market and is chased by the palace guards with guns, who want to have his hands for dinner. He ultimately gets captured and meets a two faced son of a sos who is really the dark man with a dark sos and gets tricked into disturbing the cave of wonders' sos in his stead. As he is the diamond in the rawr he gains entrance and finds a golden Wii (I've been wondering where Nintendo got that design from), a flying carpet and a lal that contains a genie who does not want to explain the rules of wishing. He does hint that he cannot make dinner though, so that sucks. Still he insists to grant wishes of other nature. Back at the palace Jaffar attempts to troll the sultan, but is interrupted by Aladdin's super sick entrance, genie made him some money. He introduces himself to the Princess as Prince Ali Abababababababababababababababababababab and shows her a whole new WoW and unbelievable sas. Unfortunately Jasmin figures out he is the boy from mars, he admits he thought she was stupid, and he could fool her. He gets facelasered and knocked unconscious as penalty, but he is back on his feet to expose Jaffar trolling the sultan with his staff. Then there is a lot of raving about everyone being sos or becoming sos. Jaffar winds up being the most powerful sos in the world after acquiring the lal. Then its hammer time and Aladdin flies off to the pole. North or south idc. Somehow Aladdin teleports back to the palace and engages in battle with a lightsaber in hand. Jaffar counters this by transforming into solid snake, who aint got no business losing to a lightsaber. After getting falcon punshed, Jaffar wishes to become an all powerful genie! Genie however obliterates him instead, sends an Angry bird to chill out for 9000 years and i quote: "this is SPARTA!" Sauce or Salt.exe has stop working. It broke. I made a point not mentioning the 90% of the time explosions. Michael Bay plot 10/10

[@DnBfan2022]

@@TyloThorn I like your story

[@schoolsout15]

1:56 a moment of silence for headphone users.

[@SubADubDub69420]

My ears died, my brain cells comitted suicide, or jumped out the office building running my brain, and my head exploded.

[@jdlockefeller]

indeed i was one of those users

[@c.e1404]

I Survived!!!!

[@brandon19975]

:(

[@kittyplushlover4232]

Omg 😹😹😹😹😹

[@tomstables5352]

1:56 R.I.P headphone user 1987-2015

[@deffdefying4803]

5:17 Up for another round?

[@Rybread0912]

I completely agree with you

[@makyleighblount1721]

Tom Stables I'm youst to it

[@mrjixk]

Where a dark man waits with a dark sauce

[@reggie875]

I can't believe it I'm a rug

[@greninjastorm6734]

+Karmagician "I'll have your hands for 'dinner'!" XD

[@charmenietraumtor5671]

who disturbs my slus

[@chronologizer422]

Know this... boqbkabdlblfoarpkhlbkshkzbirhohxkjqlnnwij

[@hiddenalignment6425]

I miss this kind of stuff. Most of the internet is actual poop nowadays.

[@LordTchernobog]

But nowhere funny as this.

[@JamesSkinner108]

4:31

[@thebigw1231]

"WHO DISTURBS MY SOS?"

[@scruffythewolf7740]

Dinner

[@btinsclan499]

Bone

[@heatherhope1957]

Two faced son of a _sos_

[@garrettarnold5663]

"KNOW THIS..." **Undescribable gibberish**

[@chronologizer422]

“SEEKETH OUT THE DIAMOND IN THE ROR”

[@CashCurran]

7:31 “I can’t believe it I’m a rug” Loved it 😂😂😂

[@KoPT01]

“Machinima! Yay, it broke.” This man predicted the future.

[@charadreemurr1301]

well am I sauce or am I salt?

[@ofek2025]

you are a sushi

[@charadreemurr1301]

***** lol

[@alfredsvennevig8928]

Salt

[@heatherhope1957]

Or pepper

[@ylwpyro9549]

"You're gettin' your wishes so SITDOWN!"

[@RGS_1520]

Genie- Your line is I'm going to f*ck the Genie Aladdin- Look, I'm sauce. I really am. But they want to make me sauce? No they want to make the sauce sauce.

[@deadcodGamer2]

great logic there...

[@T0ga]

at 1:56 I turned my phone to full volume and put my head phones on my brothers head when he was sleeping to wake him up, and he threw my headphones XD

[@Hoffy1138]

+kiana the dragon master111 pootis Glad you found a good use for it.

[@T0ga]

XD

[@cosmicyoke]

+kiana the dragon master111 pootis I hate it when that happens!

[@T0ga]

+Mikaela Nielsen same XD

[@greninjastorm6734]

kiana the dragon master111 pootis When I first watched it, I was cracking up so hard. XD

[@vincentvorse]

Did I just watch a Disney film directed by Michael Bay?

[@laura_kristiansen]

Yes

[@amohotepv]

I may be saying this 3 years late, but damn did you steal my comment.

[@jonathankamysek4338]

(very loud* FRESH FISH!!!!!!

[@martinhodges572]

Now I actually want to see a Disney movie by Michael Bay.

[@RingLordSonic]

Hoffa Bay

[@reganbatchelor7052]

8:51, Sultan: you will wed JAR JAR. jafar, me'sa back!

[@Parnifia]

Also, someone *totally* needs to make 10:50 into a full song.

[@1300brad]

its from mario vs doneky kong games

[@Parnifia]

brad underwood A better way to say it would be "original Donkey Kong game." And no, that's not what it is, because I was talking about the hammer theme combined with *Hammer Time* by MC Hammer.

[@heatherhope1957]

What about 5:54?

[@ravenscarlettanis13]

IT GOES SO HARD

[@Parnifia]

@@ravenscarlettanis13 So weird to be reminded of this YTP a decade later. Makes me feel old.

[@MeagerClown]

Everyone, I have a problem. I can't figure out the most important question that has ever been given to me in my entire life. Please help me! Am I sauce or am I salt? WHICH IS IT!!!!!

[@mikumikufan1000]

salt

[@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear]

Sauce.

[@EchelonCookie96]

You have just been attacked by a crazy Korean fangirl about three months ago. I will protect you.

[@zoltanracz5591]

You are salti sauce.

[@spooktspeek]

salty sauce

[@jurassickaiju14]

This was the first YTP I ever watched, and it's still one of my all time favorites. Hoffy is truly one of the best. :)

[@SuperToonDisneyProductions]

This is one of the best Disney YTP’s ever.

[@jakemcgrath84]

Still I think hes RATHER TAStY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@laurengildome9484]

Still I think he's! RATHER TASTY!

[@chronologizer422]

He’s got a gun!!!

[@maurycyoseka1057]

1:54

[@disneylover6408]

RIP headphone users

[@CaptainTransit]

“Your line is, I’m going to F%!? the Genie!” Cracks me every time.

[@hopemueller2658]

Anytime

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

"Your line is: I'm going to f-*HONK* the genie" Pissed myself laughing.

[@Tidoj1508]

Oh, dang, why does 9:48 crack me up so much?

[@loler2005]

"your line is: Im going to F*** the genie..."

[@Tyrese1103]

This YTP was secretly directed by Michael Bay.

[@Brendan95732]

8:20 ♪Unbelievable sights♪ BBBWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alexhagen8871]

Saaas

[@IncogNiko]

“Know This:” **proceeds to have a stroke**

[@TheChrisAndDrew]

1:56 My last moment with my ears....

[@zeriolinx5755]

2:57 UUAAAAHHH * BOOM * I just had to replay that part because it's so frikin funny xD

[@PacoCotero1221]

sorry for answering years old comments but i came looking for this comment as well lmao just look at it again

[@zeriolinx5755]

@@PacoCotero1221 yeah that was my fav moment xD But damn the comment is already 3 years old. Time flies!

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

2:58*

[@ravenscarlettanis13]

mAgIc *snort snort*

[@mityatarasov874]

1:56 JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK, I'M DEAF.

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[@christopherspaulding9283]

1:26 Aladdin: This is bread ... Jafar: You are astonishingly perceptive...

[@rakiahbaker5589]

4:41 It's sweet that you made that part for your little brother 😊

[@dilbrooks4440]

"I wish to rule on high..." "--AS *SAUCE* "

[@MrMrMojo]

this didn't just split my sides it split them twisted them tore them out played jump-rope with them burned them and then did the hokey-pokey on the ashes you my friend are a comical genius and for that you have earned yourself a subscriber

[@_lexi]

At 2:11 I stopped breathing

[@Addy-to6mp]

It's for the best

[@PsychoMeerkat]

*FRESH FISH!*

[@thecaptain0003]

+Psycho Meerkat WooW

[@greninjastorm6734]

+Feliks Łukasiewicz Loud parts: RIP headphone users.

[@Temmie665.9]

This was hilarious and entertaining, taking me back a few years in all honesty. I think my reoccurring thought would have to be a Shrek 2 meme. "For five minutes, could you not [explode]? *FOR FIVE MINUTES!*"

[@Nijht]

Lots of explosions, but it was one of the best ytps I've ever seen.

[@MrGoreasm]

Trust me bro...everything needs explosions.

[@AlanOfficialBoi]

@@MrGoreasm Tell that to Michael Bay

[@Kleavers]

I laughed out loud at several parts. Great stuff!

[@Thundernerd2aBird]

Robin Williams made the Genie no doubt :) great vid by the way

[@MrT8599]

3:22 yeah, I never noticed it before, but that pillar does look like a Wii

[@Froggyman145]

Player: "What do I do now?" Banjo-Kazooie character: 0:59

[@DatadyneExecutive]

5:19 RIP headphone users' ears

[@tables8489]

10:48 that's gotta be the most random thing ever. Amazing

[@Arbitros1]

The random escalation of noise and such is funny at parts, but because it is SO loud in comparison we have to keep our volume very low, so low that we might miss the other funny edits that you've made. Just some food for thought, maybe not have them get SO loud in the future?

[@megasuperminer2500]

No, I will not have your food, I will have your hands for dinner!

[@e.f.clarke2041]

@@megasuperminer2500 Is… is this bread?

[@Band-maid-fan101]

Or how about some FRESH FISH

[@stephenratliff1186]

Not sure why I watched all thirteen minutes of this but I did and I'm not disappointed

[@PicassoA03]

R.I.P headphone users

[@TraceguyRune]

Well, Im alive and well, so Idk why RIP

[@TraceguyRune]

David Jameson exactly , but I didn't find any ear rape in this video

[@theerror_7417]

Daniel Diamondminer darude-sandstorm

[@PicassoA03]

THE ERROR_ yus

[@jamesroberts2205]

Daniel Diamondminer Why are you watching a YTP with headphones?

[@CrayfishYAY]

"Mighty Putty is not a glue!!" "Uh huh, yeah. Right." *Pinocchio* "Now let's make some MONEH!!" *crab explodes* ROLLING

[@DTSsince2016]

0:29 If you don't laugh at this, then the rest of it won't make sense

[@KristinaLabenski]

Dammit Michael Bay!

[@blindsofficial8347]

Rewatching bc Gilbert Gottfried passed away today, can’t believe how many times he exploded in this. Best parrot moment is spin me right round baby

[@Gabe_Pictures]

7:12 Born To Be Wild · Steppenwolf

[@keeganstormblade5456]

8:51 Random Star wars references.

[@BluemooncreeperdoesMC]

+Ben Johnston I found it

[@Hoku9100]

Ben Johnston this was a song.spin me was the name, also was a big thing back a while ago

[@karkittyvanpaws9745]

R.I.P. Me and my headphones.

[@OmegaChase1002]

1:57 headphones waning * ears bleeding *

[@liaminator4950]

SO. MUCH. SOS.

[@ScientistCat]

I'm so sos, but they wanna make sos sos.

[@liaminator4950]

SOS IS LOVE. SOS IS LIFE.

[@samkresil6011]

It`s "sauce"

[@liaminator4950]

Whatever.

[@samkresil6011]

Bacon Arcade What? I thought it was SOS.

[@ChiefScarneck]

2:50. I was drinking soda at that time....I'm typing this on my new laptop...

[@disneylover6408]

Granted, if those gaurds hadn've showed up at Aladdin's hideout, it probably would've happened 😏

[@isaacphilipstein1798]

"If you won't bow before a sauce, then you will *COWER BEFORE A SAUCE!"* My favorite part, dear Lord, XD.

[@Valcon12345]

7:39-7:50 was hilarious. I was completely not expecting that to be so funny but damn it, it was

[@Darkus1155Blogspot]

2:58 Lol

[@bobalinx8762]

There should be a relupload of this with some volume tweaking for some scenes, you know which ones...

[@meteor74]

Why do I even like videos like this? I love 'em, but I just don't know why.

[@e.f.clarke2041]

You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve just randomly said, “I THINK IM GONNA HAVE A HŒH- DIE!”

[@TruExtentChannel]

I see you like explosions... I enjoyed the poop.

[@cerberu2209]

But you're so old... the princess WJDKSNDKKXNDJ!!!!

[@DarkHalloweve]

Error 404: "Directed by Michael Bay" joke not found.

[@averagebator]

you cant make Robin Williams more funny then he was before

[@spuzzfipple951]

He certainly tried

[@averagebator]

AJX-99 yep

[@fionaaaa631]

mr. perez256 _NO ONE_ can be more funny than Robin, but I found this so funny!

[@averagebator]

Tom Marshall yeah it was pretty funny

[@averagebator]

you cant even get someone who's funnier than robin William's (Which no one is) to be funnier than him!

[@xiempie]

"MY LEG" Ahahaha love it

[@Jarmundx]

MACHINIMA, it broke... This guy predicted the future! Machinima is dead killed off by his parent company as of 2019.

[@RandomWriter9110]

The video itself was okay, but 6:26 nearly killed me! xD The timing was perfect!

[@OliverKlozzofff]

Finest earrape in the west. That bit has been slaying me for years now.

[@jewelchua3168]

0:27 Machinima! Yay! It Broke. The Aladdin Teller Predicted The End Of Machinina

[@kozi-nomad]

1:58 killed my freakin ears! >__< headphones!

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I wish I would have seen your comment beforehand.... my ears died DX

[@kozi-nomad]

:(

[@laurengildome9484]

Still I think he's! RATHER TASTY!

[@hanskrebs9612]

Still a classic YTP its still hilarious to this day

[@trentwest9621]

Rip robin willams

[@GT_Walker]

Directed by Michael Bay. :P

[@ShiningKureha]

0:20 welcome ♪to the jungle♪

[@dokutaholya155]

11:40 What's wrong, Snake? Respond! Snake? Sna-a-ake?!

[@spooktspeek]

i need a 10 hour version of 10:50

[@MultiMCrafter]

SO.... MANY... EXPLOSIONS

[@emberashes6809]

3:22 everybody is Kung Fu fighting

[@LittlePwnageMusicFan]

RIP Robin Williams 1951-2014 and Gilbert Gottfried 1955-2022

[@wodahexe8400]

"It's not every day you see a horse with tutu!"

[@AdelioNightstorm]

Michael Bay directed this movie!

[@RGS_1520]

No, it is too mild for him

[@Awesomechannel36]

lol

[@eselesser669]

2:02 summarizes the middle east right now

[@BeauHoyt-n9p]

7:30 "I can't believe it ! I'm a rug !" 😂😂😂😂

[@Expl0ding_Starz]

This still cracks me up all these years later still can’t believe it’s been 8 years since this was posted and I constantly use to watch it with my brother 😂 when I’m depressed ima use this for laughs like rn

[@LOLMAN9538]

"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man! If he can't do it, DIE!!"

[@skelemama]

Explosions. Explosions everywhere. XD

[@skelemama]

***** Yep! I watch them all the time. XD

[@christopherspaulding9283]

A Hoffy trademark XD

[@skelemama]

Christopher Spaulding Lol. XD

[@moviemaniac2159]

It's better than having multiple sex jokes.

[@tajaldeenwahab4528]

2:27 [Didney Worl intesifies]

[@jwhaler82]

Razoul: You idiots! We've all got guns! Most macho thing Razoul's ever said.

[@skunkman9815]

7:12 I love that song

[@flamingpit1232]

SOOO MUCH SSAAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSEEE!!!!

[@DBFTW]

This has more explosions than every Michael bay movie combined

[@Danny-tf3fd]

Why is Hoffy the only pooper who realizes that explosions are funny?

[@feelthefish6003]

I remember watching these so long ago when I was a little boy

[@virushasdetectedawindows8381]

I listened to this with headphones and cried for the rest of the day