@@justbr34th12 me neither. What has this world come to
@ghettolicerx22 жыл бұрын
Cringe the musical on ice in a backyard somewhere In the Bahamas 50 years ago on a eleventh day at noon
@realcomedye2 жыл бұрын
@@ghettolicerx2 thats actually kinda funny lol
@normalhuman20462 жыл бұрын
"I guess Batman always does save the day" Jason Todd, Alfred, Barbara Gordon, the multiple unnamed people killed by the villains, and Rachel Dawes, are just a few examples of Batman not saving the day
@RussianGrandma694202 жыл бұрын
i bet there's gonna be a person called "meowbahh" commenting "August the cringe is cringe"
@Vertighost_022 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@totaldramagamer55212 жыл бұрын
I would rather be a nobody forever than be famous for stuff like this. It's not even about shame or the lack of it... my ego just wouldn't let me do it.
@totaldramagamer55212 жыл бұрын
@@fishermanbaelin4236 Famous != rich Also that sounds like a scammers moto, lol.
@GridnetGaming2 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@totaldramagamer55212 жыл бұрын
@@GridnetGaming thx mate : )
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 Жыл бұрын
"What do you do for a living?" "I scream for kids on the internet" "What?"
@RivBank-o3j Жыл бұрын
Feels like The human race is getting dumber and dumber which it is kind of sad
@mageyplss2 жыл бұрын
I'm upset that KZbin is now turning into something that only "Daddy's money" kids can really get success from.
@Eibarwoman2 жыл бұрын
Or intentionally bad and deliberately manipulate using bots like a certain serious of YT comment reply guys like to do.
@mageyplss2 жыл бұрын
@@Eibarwoman That's the thing. Content doesn't have to resemble ANYTHING deserving of the word "quality", it just needs to be engaging. Like August has said in a couple of his previous videos, negative engagement is still engagement. If you comment something threatening to kill someone's family or something, you are still putting money in their pockets.
@ryanm8398 ай бұрын
Problem is most of these kids get their money from social media, it’s not daddy‘s money. Like Jack Dougherty, his arenas let him get away with shit cause he’s paying their bills
@Theunicorn20123 ай бұрын
I'm upset that KZbin is now turning into something that only "Daddy's money" kids can really get success from.
@Eatingguy2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Topper was a commentary KZbinr
@LoikTheCRAZY2 жыл бұрын
Now that's cursed right there friend.
@Eatingguy2 жыл бұрын
@@LoikTheCRAZY Ikr 💀
@LoikTheCRAZY2 жыл бұрын
@@dsgbarcia Yeah no. I'm gonna say this kindly. Shut up.
@YoungFreakDiddy2 жыл бұрын
Please dont say that
@Bigbert8352 жыл бұрын
The world will end.
@Deano_MOOD2 жыл бұрын
I often find myself feeling disappointed with what KZbin has become. Like you said, why aren't, you know, NORMAL videos popular anymore, these days, the popular stuff is crap like this.
@fishermanbaelin42362 жыл бұрын
Because small kids watch youtube and tiktok 24/7 instead of getting raised by their parents...10 years ago...it was rare for small kids to own a phone and not wanna play instead...nowadays..have small kids the fanciest iphones...iphone is still shit though "team" samsung XD
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
Also, the thumbnails these days are a whole new level. Take Dhar Mann for example. Sometimes he puts a woman holding a knife in the thumbnail, or they use fake tears, & they even draw on the eyes, just to make it even more photoshopped. Also, the titles can be clickbait too. My favourite KZbinr Lauren Burch used to have titles saying "HUGE 2022 HAUL! | (company name)" to "Extremely Tight Try On Haul". I can't help but feel like 2021 KZbin was way better than 2022.
@swiss-not2 жыл бұрын
As the Austrian President once said: " Ich kann nicht mehr, ich will nicht mehr, ich halte das hier alles langsam nicht mehr aus."
@Stitcheroo24 ай бұрын
I was real confused until I realized you said "Austrian" and not "Australian"
@Amy_the_Lizard2 жыл бұрын
Can we all give a round of applause to the frog for putting up with this guy? African bullfrogs have one of the strongest bite forces of all frogs, so it could of done some damage if it wanted to, but instead it just sat there looking vaguely irritated and bored...
@Keshlynne2 жыл бұрын
Just some thoughts: - I am a woman who wears high heels on a regular basis. That dinosaur would not be able to catch me. Dude needs to practice walking in heels. - Batman ALWAYS saves the day. This is not a discussion. - What was the point of the clown video again? - The bucket on the head is not a myth. Kids have been doing this for hundreds of years. I agree, I don't know how we're not all dead. - Toy Story logic is true! Just ask my three-year-old.
@Vegeta-it8ct2 жыл бұрын
Topper on KZbin: Steven, I'm on a budget. Topper on tiktok: wastes huge amounts of food
@PurpleDolphinStudios2 жыл бұрын
Topper: "Food is not as cheap as you think!" Me: *buys 24 packs of Top Ramen for like $12* "You were saying?"
@geofff.33432 жыл бұрын
The Titanic Door one was busted by Mythbusters with an appropriately crafted door to the likes of that on the Titanic. It was determined that both people could have floated atop it without issue. Also the water can't be too far below freezing or it would be frozen. The real killer in cold water is the fact that it will sap your body heat orders of magnitude faster than air will. The air is actually much colder than the water, but circulating water will bring you core down to below survivable way faster because water is much more thermally conductive.
@Amy_the_Lizard2 жыл бұрын
Also, what actually killed most of the people was shock, not true hypothermia itself. That's why some people who got pretty dang wet still managed to survive, while other people who managed to stay warmer still managed to die. Your odds of survival varied greatly depending on how well your brain dealt with the situation, and whether you got gradually colder over time, or suddenly fell in freezing water after having been comfortably warm. Also why that one slightly intoxicated baker guy lived - the alcohol in his system kept him from going into shock as easily Incidentally, I would have died very easily, as I get hives from exposure to cold air, which apparently makes you way more susceptible to shock from sudden cold, to the point where my allergist felt the need to specifically tell me not to jump in cold water on a dare because it could potentially land me in the hospital...
@Gatorade692 жыл бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard Yay ! Alcohol saves the day yet again !
@benjamincharlton138811 ай бұрын
@@Gatorade69Uh no please, it only makes you feel warmer, not actually warmer.
@Gatorade6911 ай бұрын
@@benjamincharlton1388 I was hoping the "Yay !" would indicate a more joking/sarcastic tone. I guess not. Alcohol leads to a lot more problems than it fixes but I actually had a friend who was saved by alcohol, well I mean the alcohol is also probably partially why he did what he did too...
@benjamincharlton138811 ай бұрын
@@Gatorade69Oh mb
@saprumk43 ай бұрын
Topper: So Superman always flies in the movies Topper literally 5 seconds later: *falls*
@Glegh2 жыл бұрын
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MAN BUT NOW YOUVE BROUGHT IT BACK UP
@Asherenjoyscats3 ай бұрын
This is like calling a world record a movie, not being able to do it, then calling it fake.
@Sutekh_a_Destroyer3 ай бұрын
7:26 I mean that type of car is not really the type of car you see people slide across the hood of 8:55 and that one feels like just an excuse to write skydiving off of your taxes
@alt_V112 жыл бұрын
Now I can say, that this channel has all the proof to say that Tiktok is the worst app and downfall to humanity.
@alt_V112 жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 thx for the recipe, I only need and air fryer
@meowbahhyt2 жыл бұрын
AugusttheDuck is cringe lol
@alt_V112 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt he is not cringe, he is just showing the cringe that is in the internet
@TeebEdits2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt imagine a cringe person calling August cringe 💀
@Popgurliess2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt just like toktik
@azomaegeruka9042 жыл бұрын
August the duck is so funny and i love how he completely destroys other youtube channels that are stupid and dumb
@meowbahhyt2 жыл бұрын
He is not funny and he has no effect on the people he speaks on Meow 😺
@holypeanut35492 жыл бұрын
bro your a meowbahh fan you can't talk unless your a bot
@Its_no_more2 жыл бұрын
@@holypeanut3549 fr
@Its_no_more2 жыл бұрын
Hes a veshremy, but the vids are longer
@CajaDeLeche2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He reminds me of orangepeanut. Maybe they need to have an epic crossover
@EctoBabble2 жыл бұрын
I'm too lazy to look it up but didn't Jack freeze to death in the water hanging onto the door while Rose was safely completely on top of it? I haven't seen it in years but I feel like I remember her screaming at his frozen face while she cuddled in rags on top of the barely floating door.
@heather_bot2 жыл бұрын
oh no, that hasn't happened to me yet, but i do watch the jidion vids and im basically an old woman and wonder if youtube is rotting my brain... thanks covid.
@kittxgor7 ай бұрын
8:05 “I’m on a budget Steven” that was the only time i chuckled literally just a ‘hehe’ and got bored😭🙏
@eneriiscreams52312 жыл бұрын
That poor frog. Bro didn’t deserve that.
@mementomori28092 жыл бұрын
5:46 idk man if they were all stoned… u might find them there 💀💀💀 depends how tolerable they are cuz when i’m stoned i get hella annoyed so him being loud for no reason makes me irritated 😭😭
@Gdog-hm7or2 жыл бұрын
I have officially lost most of if not all of my hope in human-kind
@meowbahhyt2 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself AugusttheCringe watcher
@Sjhscbsk2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt speak to yourself fake meowbahh
@LoikTheCRAZY2 жыл бұрын
All fun in games till you realize TopperGuild is appearing in your recommended.
@Eatingguy2 жыл бұрын
Yep 💀
@dirty56ace2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ncapone872 жыл бұрын
It's "fun and games"
@Ph4ntomHourGlass2 жыл бұрын
"In movies you see people catch bullets in their mouth all the time, so let's see if this is possible..." There was a perfect cut moment right there.
@J1M80sz2 жыл бұрын
August I can not tell you how much I dislike topper guild, thank you for sacrificing your brain cells for us. Your a real one🦆
@Randombookwoorm2 жыл бұрын
🦆🦆🦆💕💕💕
@Im_ARock2 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say, at 1:59, the last video listed actually was copied from The Skorys. The original video was posted 3 years ago and was titled "Lie Detector Test on our Sister! She is the Puppet Master?". But yeah, sorry for nitpicking, just thought I saw that video somewhere :)
@14Paprika142 жыл бұрын
If the multiverse is real just know that there is atleast one universe where Topper is the commentary youtuber and August is the cringe one
@theblossomcrew61702 жыл бұрын
oh god not jurassic world, first it was sonic, then godzilla, now its jurassic world this guy truly has ruined every type of lore i know of
@cuzimbanane2 жыл бұрын
you kinda have to appreciate him actually going to a place to kiss a frog, at least a bit of effort
@AugourtMcChickenFardKnuckles82 жыл бұрын
toppers head looks like a bird nest from 3 million years ago
@galacticpunk2272 жыл бұрын
This man never fails to entertain us
@Eatingguy2 жыл бұрын
Agree ❤
@Justsomeduck562 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: You're talking about topper
@stepsis84372 жыл бұрын
Never ❤️
@R3DhoodieRH2 жыл бұрын
True
@Gonger5292 жыл бұрын
@@Justsomeduck56 That’s what I thought.
@gwenilair2 жыл бұрын
Bro was running in high heels 💀
@jasongarland82792 жыл бұрын
at 7:32 they claim that it took 7:74 to touch the bucket!! What time system are they using?? Standard time works in lots of 60's
@ChrisTheDoge4 ай бұрын
7.74 seconds. 100 milliseconds is a second.
@voxelvillager50932 жыл бұрын
I year later, and he still has no signs of improvement.
@jackunknown16922 жыл бұрын
I know the younger version of this dude looks like a carbon copy of a friend of mine but my friend is a freshmen.
@Nightcrawler-zv1hx2 жыл бұрын
Topper has been literally roasted by all of KZbin at this point.
@seanwebster86852 жыл бұрын
3:36 "In the movie JURASSIC PARK" bruh that's jurassic world
@dinoiscool99382 жыл бұрын
8:30 August: im not sure how where still alive. August a duck
@menzel172 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like a mix of Noah from Smosh and Daniel Radcliffe
@lavendermagic842 жыл бұрын
6:02 Also, if you re-watch that scene from Titanic, Jack actually does try to climb aboard the heavy door after Rose, but the door starts to tillt them both off, so Jack remains in the water.
@justinmorales93512 жыл бұрын
Funny part is that Mythbuster also did some movie myth with trying to get very accurate and Topper just copy with minimal effort.
@leeneko76812 жыл бұрын
9:35 this is really off topic with what you were saying, but can you see the see-through string near woody 😂
@Hitman3fan2 жыл бұрын
Bro Fr said Claire is the main character of Jurassic park 💀
@andreaskarahoca83492 жыл бұрын
August, the volume of the content is always much higher than your voice when you're talking, I particularly enjoy watching your videos before I sleep and I think it would be much better if you can balance the volume it would make it much more comfortable to watch. Anyways, love you!
@geofff.33432 жыл бұрын
8:35 You ever want to know how people salvaged sunken wrecks. Well it turns out Black Flag had it right. This is the principle behind a diving bell. By quickly dropping a large metal bell into the water it traps a bubble of air. The diver will then either dive down to the bell or much more likely ride it down and then they will swim about looking to mark salvage and the bell will give them a few more minutes of air before both have to resurface.
@crnoman94082 жыл бұрын
the fact that Disney allowed this huge of a flaw into their million dollar movie is weird if you contain air under water the air will force the container to get yeeted out of water specially that much air its just not okay
@pacificgrim46612 жыл бұрын
Topper Guild looks like Harry Potter if he was never excepted by Hogwarts and instead became a KZbinr trying to make enough money to escape his adopted family
@Bweep02 жыл бұрын
When August starts his videos with “oh KZbin,” that’s when we need to cut the crap and listen
@GONE6072 жыл бұрын
Topper Guild is one of the most hated content creators.
@YouGoBoomYoget3 ай бұрын
Guys he doesn't know the Steven shera lore
@qquack19504 ай бұрын
Props to him for running in high heels lol
@mancave103692 жыл бұрын
Imagine being barely able to afford food and water and people like these exist
@s3v3n32 жыл бұрын
I'm embarrassed to even have the same phone, in the same color, with the same phone case as him...
@illinium17272 жыл бұрын
5:57 that poor frog's face...
@lightningslayer1002 жыл бұрын
Topper Guild is basically the new Morgz now on how familiar some of the titles.
@QuinZcoco2 жыл бұрын
"who's the pond monster?" "he's pond" "James pond"
@jeffystevens2 жыл бұрын
There are 2 types of people: people who have been down the Pond Monster rabbit hole , and people who haven’t
@memphispeacock Жыл бұрын
"im on a budget Steven ok" was the funniest thing in this mans whole career.
@aristoeldesarmado2 жыл бұрын
Insane: first this guy wasted food, now he wastes other people's time.
@Admiral45-102 жыл бұрын
8:34 It's how Ancient submarines were working - e.g. Alexander the Great was supposed to use them to measure coastline defenses of Thebes.
@jr-y6877 Жыл бұрын
10:00 if a 5 year old watched film theorists theories on toy story and saw this video he would crap himself
@Officially_Vera2 жыл бұрын
August: I'm glad you asked My brain : *thinking of the person that said it like* aaayyyymmm glaaaaaaddd yoooooooo aaaassskkkeeedddd! Also my brain: I didnt but I did click on this video and I would like to watch it! :)
@arseniipianykh84252 жыл бұрын
saw this pop up as a notification less then 18 sec after being posted
@Breakfast_dragons3 ай бұрын
3:48 wtf u can walk better than that dude this is very exaggerated I have ran In high heels it is fairly easy…..😅
@Leonasrealwife2 жыл бұрын
Nah honestly A4 is a way bigger copycat he basically just takes other ppl’s thumbnails and slaps his face on it and just takes the entire video idea and gets way more views then the original
@marydungan67482 жыл бұрын
His mother must be so proud
@Skylar17199 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@theflutedude20072 жыл бұрын
he forgot the “please subscribe” whisper 🥺
@robin569132 жыл бұрын
Topper guild used to waste delicious 😋 food 😔
@adorableredfox7 ай бұрын
them constantly screaming makes me appreciate the quiet ones more
@HayatoPato2 жыл бұрын
There's more people who also copy each other on KZbin and it sucks. Just like how there are copycats on TikTok too 💀💀
@therapy6472 жыл бұрын
The Fact that I used to like him back them makes me hate myself sm💀-
@davidknipps7144 Жыл бұрын
That "I'm on a budget Steven" was honestly kinda funny.
@KibaSnowpaw Жыл бұрын
i never click on Trending on KZbin i feel like my souls dies a little every time i see those videos and my fate in humanities dies.
@k0by.2 жыл бұрын
"THE TOYS ACTUALLY MOVE!" 💀💀
@Drunk_Ranpo5 ай бұрын
0:06 Caught me so off guard😭✋
@anonymousbosch92652 жыл бұрын
When I was in the navy a guy at North Island San Diego supposedly died from using the bucket underwater to breath trick and it was deemed a training accident with a lot of suspicion surrounding it. The guys there were all a bit intense
@ScottyPimpinATL2 жыл бұрын
Dude has a 40ft pool net back there.
@lambdaboy99992 жыл бұрын
This is what i think about topper guild: FAILURE
@jayceesmith92122 жыл бұрын
hello august ! You make my day better when I watch your videos.. congrats on 1 million !!
@meowbahhyt2 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't Duck is Cringe
@Wreckingballblu2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt like you're any better.
@LunarrEclippse2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt boo hoo. get off the video and stop commenting the same thing on all his videos if that’s your opinion. no one cares what you think, you’re not getting no attention babe.
@Sjhscbsk2 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt then keep it private :/ Fake meowbahh
@jayceesmith92122 жыл бұрын
@@meowbahhyt did you just tell me how I'm supposed to feel ? Frick you. :) Have the day you deserve and keep your opinions to yourself.
@ejkier2 жыл бұрын
Something about Topper Guild makes me irrationally violent. He seems like that kid who always has to try too hard to get laughs and fails without any sort of self-awareness whatsoever.
@GalaxyAnimates2 жыл бұрын
I love this goose hit content is amazing and I enjoy his overdose on sarcasm
@BigPops7572 жыл бұрын
That duck in the end is still my favorite.
@meliodas1972 жыл бұрын
The duck head and business body always gets me bro, just priceless
@LeanlovesLain1432 жыл бұрын
I think topper guild is the next Morgz
@Dawnishere2 жыл бұрын
*Loud noises, fast talking and a new thing every 10 secs* "No thanks" *Long 2 hour videos, calm narration, great story and information* "yes please"
@t.mendous79222 жыл бұрын
What I found funny in Jurassic park was the C208 firing up its recip engine! They have a turboprop engine in them
@VerchielxKanda Жыл бұрын
I- Has he never found out that a few little girls got diseases and illness for kissing a frog because they watched Princess And The Frog? O_o Honestly, youtube's change to only show people's new content and a few other changes have not been healthy for the platform. At all.
@Whkixsbukb Жыл бұрын
Stop using emoticons
@Cloud_hair Жыл бұрын
@@Whkixsbukb >:)
@mausspat6 ай бұрын
man i forgot about steven sharer, used to watch him all the time as a kid
@owen_vlogs7064 ай бұрын
Same
@Zoumie2 жыл бұрын
You are completely right when talking about the new way KZbin is heading. I feel like it was fine when Mr.Beast was the main person doing really over the top things but now so many are trying to which isn’t inherently bad and honestly if these channels had the quality of Mr. Beast KZbin would be really crazy but they aren’t.
@kristinw36102 жыл бұрын
What I like about YT is that there’s a community and channels to watch for whatever you’re into. This kind of content where it’s just stupid stunts, clickbait, and over the top productions doesn’t interest me though. I really hope that kind of content doesn’t take over the platform.
@ozthecapybara91822 жыл бұрын
3:37 As a massive Jurassic Park fan I get very annoyed when people get the movies mixed up. Like seriously, DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!!!
@tonirusso21662 жыл бұрын
It was not a door. It was a head board to a bed
@Kitty3505Channel Жыл бұрын
Its really funny, this video brings me back to my early yt days. Watching unspeakable and Preston screaming while somehow being entertained
@TheLoreKeep Жыл бұрын
I don't remember anybody wearing high heels in jurassic park
@sybsygstgstsgysg53302 жыл бұрын
The whole Stephen sharer and pond monster stuff is a whole other rabbit hole
@penguin0.0.032 жыл бұрын
that copycat is secretly the worlds best ytber... Another stupid asf conspiracy
@FinkyOfNalanja2 жыл бұрын
Stepehen sharer is a part of a family of channels that steven sharer is also part of. He has a really dumb storyline where he thinks that any animal he sees is a monster and it stems from a plot where he thinks theres a sea monster in his pond. Also has a dumb storyline where appearantly abandoned safes just grow like weeds and old ladies hide in his pool.
@drjekelmrhyde2 жыл бұрын
I hate when KZbinrs do something that have been known for years and claim they invented it.
@TheOni-b7r2 жыл бұрын
Augusttheduck is giving facts he is not a hater
@VorizonBeatsKids2 жыл бұрын
I think regardless of the how the quality of an average video is increasing, there will always be an audience who watches more toned down content