YouTubes Worst Chef Admits To Stealing And Fails At Cooking Literally Anything

[@justinchimento5654]

I was a cook for 15 years and heard many excuses for someone's horrible cooking but blaming a blender for you not cooking your eggs correctly that's a new one for me 😂

[@Hackanhacker]

lmao

[@amiblueful]

IMO he cooked it on too high a heat, which made the outside cook faster than the inside Plus he should have been tilting the pan periodically so that the runny part got some contact with the heat. But what do I know, I'm no "KZbin chef."

[@tinntinnamp]

@@amiblueful yeah exactly. Though, If you are blending up a raw tomato and onions, they will have extra moisture released than when you cut them up into pieces and put them (or cook them first). That is a factor since it wouldn't have us much time to cook out, but could be off set by cooking it properly like how you stated 🤣

[@MunkyDrag0n]

"A poor craftsman blames his tools."

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@MunkyDrag0n There's shitty tools, but there's also shitty users. 😂

[@Gu3ssWhatsN3XT]

LMFAO jack blaming his blender for messing his food up is like me blaming my toilet for not catching my piss instead of blaming my lack of aim

[@TYLERSWIFTSWORD]

Lmao true

[@connormcraney3754]

If he really only put two eggs in, it could’ve been fluffed from the blending. Also the amount of gaslighting he gave that blender for not flipping his egg is ridiculous 😂

[@TheLikenessOfNormal]

"I cannot cook eggs, thus this blender is garbage!"

[@Silvermoonwolf]

At some point after a video cut it looks like he threw a chunk of cheese in there too- there's an orange cube in there before he uses the magic bullet so I think that might've helped with making it look bigger lol

[@masterbates7016]

Tomatoes also add a lot of moisture to the eggs therefore they will be more moist after being cooked

[@notyourstationtrainwreckgo2317]

Imagine him getting mad at the frying pan for not rolling his crepes for him

[@evansphenomenal]

Or perhaps the eggs were a little on the older side, so they're more runny, so the omelette spreads out more.

[@DOMUSMAXIMUS]

Dane calling them “ the little crystals off of the mcdouble “ regarding the little chopped onions had me dying

[@DetoxA1313]

i liked this part too. so specific…

[@BigRiceEnergy]

I like how it’s the Magic Bullet’s fault and not his lack of cooking skills that all his food came out looking awful. Classic Jack.

[@feraltaco4783]

Oh it's absolutely the blender's fault that he can't cook eggs properly.

[@thecolorfulgecko2200]

i see you everywhere 😂

[@lucasraines]

Right. The soufflé didn’t fall because I opened the oven, it fell because the oven is wonky 🧐🔎

[@BigRiceEnergy]

@@thecolorfulgecko2200 I exist everywhere there is snark

[@coldmoonlight6361]

Don't buy the magic bullet if you have the IQ of a pidgeon

[@meghannicole1474]

"The cheese didn't even cut!" Yes, Jack, because the cheese is supposed to magically melt and turn itself into nacho cheese sauce without the assistance of a microwave.

[@shelby5809]

moot af. he said cut not melt lol.

[@ScarletAngleGaara]

@@shelby5809I believe the point they’re trying to make is that cutting cheese is ridiculously hard to do using a blender if it isn’t melted to a degree. Even with a knife cutting cheese can be difficult if it isn’t thawed to a point where you don’t have to practically saw the knife through a hard block of cheese.

[@shelby5809]

that's not a liquid nacho cheese dip@@ScarletAngleGaara

[@ScarletAngleGaara]

@@shelby5809 I didn’t say it was? I wasn’t implying that you have to completely liquify cheese to do things with it. I was just trying to say cheese can be difficult to cut so a blender would be far less successful.

[@shelby5809]

bro the parent comment@@ScarletAngleGaara

[@BigRiceEnergy]

Cooking with Jack is cooking himself to an assisted living facility with his raw, unseasoned food

[@SpaghettiCommunist]

That's a rather sad reality, I'm pretty sure he had another stroke recently, and he's not looking too good in his recent videos

[@Anna.T.]

*Un* cooking with Jack

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@SpaghettiCommunisthe had another stroke in February (I think). Salmonella is a cruel mistress.

[@chadwickerman]

Yeah he certainly doesn't look good. He's only about 50ish but he looks 70. Not taking care of your health will tear you down.

[@DisDatK9]

His latest videos are just sad. Like it genuinely makes me feel bad for poking fun at him... he slurs his words and his right arm doesn't work so his wife does a lot of the physical cooking now. It is genuinely depressing.

[@ChaosDave2]

Jack’s product reviews are amazing. He prides himself on throwing the instructions away and then can’t figure anything out. There’s one waffle iron thing that he overloads like crazy with batter and then calls the product a fail because he didn’t do it right.

[@stewpidasso3910]

That omelet wasn't even burnt. It had a very light brown crust which I actually enjoy. Very very light. He could have just flipped it

[@stefanforrer2573]

you have to remember that jack basically eats everything raw..... dude probably thinks everything above his body temperature is classified as burnt

[@sicooper4230]

@@stefanforrer2573 🤣

[@swary9045]

it's basically the difference between a french omelette and a rustic omelette. I definitely prefer a rustic omelette too

[@paulghignon4092]

Not to mention even the heat from the omelet itself would've been enough to finish that, at least had he taken the effort to fold it properly as it came out of the pan. That tiny amount of liquid would've been cooked by carry over heat if it's towards the center of the omelet where heat will last the longest. Hell he could've even just thrown a lid on the damn pan and took it off the heat, and by the time he got his plate it'd be done...

[@craftgarrett1]

@@paulghignon4092you are 100% right. He just doesn’t have a clue how to cook it’s amazing someone with this much passion knows so little

[@Skalwoods]

When buff says “Man I hate Jack…” just the way he says it lmao. I feel it.

[@asgrahim9164]

I bet he tried to get them to sponsor him, they rejected him so he decided to do a hit piece on them.

[@beautybard]

It feels like it HAS to be something like that. He's so bitter lol.

[@dgarrard100]

The thing is, Jack's so insane that he might actually be blaming his failures (real and imagined) on the Magic Bullet.

[@Just0zzy11B]

Jack was rejected on Shark Tank, so he has it out for all "As Seen on TV" products.

[@i.cry.sometimes18]

​@@Just0zzy11Bomg the crying he did was so unnecessarily funny 😂😂

[@kingsoloman42]

That thought is more comforting than the thought of ever having to eat Jack’s food 😂

[@A-A-wRONg]

To add onto the “impulse buys” tangent you guys went on, they also put the marked up candies and other small ticket items (I.e. chapstick and gum) at then end of the shopping experience because you are able to justify a smaller purchases after already making a big purchase. It’s easy to throw a $2 snickers in the kart when you have $275 worth of groceries.

[@jamesrogers7049]

I am the epitome of an amateur chef, and watching this is making my insides hurt. i cannot even imagine the turmoil of someone who really know what they're doing.

[@snarky4lyfe144]

its agonizing for sure . home cook for 35 years lol even i can do better than Jack

[@feraltaco4783]

Same. And even I know that this is terrible. 🤣

[@rickplayzyt6277]

Home cook for about 12 years with a cooking education before I switched to a forest guard education. Jack's "cooking" makes me want reach through the screen and shake some sense into him

[@whollitrolli]

I'm an actual chef for over a decade, it hurts. It hurts more when home cooks think they know anything about professional cooking.

[@DuelWielding2DohDoh_BiRDS]

Lol, I just except as entertainment. Having him help me cook is another story, i'd probably just ask him to not help. 😆

[@Garousimp]

It genuinely makes me frustrated that the man can’t just admit that he screwed up 😭

[@creativechaosify]

I suspect what happened was that Jack reached out to the MagicBullet company and wanted them to sponsor his videos. They probably told him no, so he made this anti-commercial to get back at them.

[@kirbed9486]

That’s so scandalous of him if it’s true

[@kjaxthegrate]

He's definitely that petty....

[@ScarletAngleGaara]

Wouldn’t that be grounds for a defamation case? Or a case for slander? I doubt the magic bullet company cared that much but legally speaking couldn’t they have sued him for that? Especially if he did it because he was rejected I bet they’d have a pretty solid case against this insane idiot if they could prove that.

[@Szriko]

@@ScarletAngleGaara Almost impossible to prove, and what would they gain? This would actually be a very effective commercial - Same reason terrible mobile ads are made to intentionally look like it's being done by an idiot. Engagement baiting.

[@katamine11]

@@ScarletAngleGaarano, it’s just a “review”. People have the right to leave a review, regardless of how stupid it may be.

[@thememe986]

Jack really blamed the food processor for his own bad cooking 😂

[@kamogelomaile]

I refuse to believe he isn’t purposefully giving the blender a bad review 😭

[@Hackanhacker]

same man its obvious xD

[@EmileTherese]

I'm surprised he didn't try to sell his own version of it lol.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@EmileTherese Maybe that's in the upcoming, very exciting, super hype "shipping episode" he mentioned

[@kjaxthegrate]

I'm half convinced he asked the Magic Bullet people to sponsor him and made this video as revenge when they said no.

[@Trigger200284]

he's mad at his dad for buying something from an infomercial, so he's crapping on it in a super biased fashion because he has a point to prove with his dad. That's exactly what is going on here, he sabotaged the review out of some kind of jealousy against his dad. This guy is really screwed up in the head.

[@kayaa5359]

I loved it when Buff was so perplexed by Jacks omelet he instantly called it the slap chop XD

[@sp00ed]

watching jack reminds me of the saying "a poor craftsman blames his tools"

[@moneyboy503]

As someone who has tried to make an omelet by mixing all the ingredients in a blender, it does change the way it cooks actually. the blending introduces so much air that its very easy for the outer layer to burn. the same amount of time with a normal egg mixture would be very different at that stage but that doesn't save him from still being able to flip it

[@DoctorBiobrain]

In his defense, it’s called the Magic Bullet. It’s understandable that he expected it to literally be magic.

[@ender8124]

Clear case of false advertisement

[@suzannesellers7383]

I thought Magic Bullet was a marital aid.

[@Ida-Adriana]

@@suzannesellers7383I thought that was just a regular bullet... 😩 I’ll show myself out 😞

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@suzannesellers7383 I mean... Also yes. It's an unfortunate convergence.

[@nondisclosure3920]

If you don't have continuously going it won't work properly when doing these particular recipes

[@KrigRaseri]

Even if it is on purpose, Jack is a demonstration on why you have to always be wary of reviews in either direction.

[@StruggleBus92]

This guy HAS to be aware of how bad his food is, he can't be THAT delusional. At least Kay tries her best and is an actual sweetheart. This dude is the opposite. Kay takes the trophy for#1 "chef" on KZbin.

[@dgarrard100]

He's had multiple strokes yet continues to cook and eat the least healthy food imaginable. 100% he's delusional.

[@alangaray4748]

He has had 3 strokes now, I think he would not last that long

[@StruggleBus92]

@@alangaray4748 wait, really!?

[@jays903]

@@StruggleBus92 Are you surprised by that when you see him eat all this raw meat? lol

[@StruggleBus92]

@@jays903 you have a great point 😂

[@slymee_]

"it's runny, i don't like that at all" my brother in christ YOU COOKED THE OMELETTE 🤨

[@crr6750]

I like how Buff is always surprised and shocked when Ken told the same story 10 diff times lol

[@jaypazole4086]

Buff is the ultimate yes man

[@Great-Babalon]

Or they are both dads and forget each others repeated stories lol

[@mirthroberts9035]

I remember that coconut ball story several times. I was cracking up and him telling it again.

[@s.m.7635]

Thats cuz Ken repeats stuff he sees online as if hes the one who came ip with it so Dane just goes along with it for the video. Ken always does tht and its so annoying lol

[@elitings9965]

​@@s.m.7635could you give an example, I'm honestly just curious lmao

[@OZdoesArt]

I'm glad that you guys pulled up the Jack on the Go channel at the start of the video, I feel like everyone focuses on the classic Cooking with Jack episodes, skims over the recent stuff, and totally ignores the Jack on the Go restaurant reviews. How Jack conducts himself in a public setting is at least as bad as his cooking 😂

[@Its_Mauro]

This wasn’t even a “Cooking with Jack” video review, this was more of a “Psychology of the Human Mind with Ken and Dane”💀

[@drummergurl99]

Bruh I was looking for this comment xD half of the video is them paused talking about something else completely 🤣 (And I’m here for it obviously)

[@ry.the.stunner]

"I'm giving this one back to my dad. I'm glad I stole it from him" 30 seconds later "And I spent $60 on that. Don't even get me started on shipping!"

[@sailormoonwannabe]

I had one of these at home and at work and it was amazing. I didn't think the infomercial would have to tell people to use a little bit of common sense when using it. Holy shit that guy was dense.

[@stenh.6243]

"IT'S WHISPER QUIET!" "WHAT?" *"IT'S WHISPER QUIET!!!"*

[@Soggywafflecakes]

Jack doesn't even know the difference between raw meat and cooked he deleted alot of comments in his videos when you try to confront him about it.

[@mollynova6515]

I loved my magic bullet...never had an issue with it....

[@jordanalandry1866]

Oh shit we LOVE our magic bullet we got two at home and one at the lake house use it for sooo much stuff now we have the ninja and a Cuisinart hand blender but that's only bc we wore the shit out of that bullet lmao

[@raccoonman2562]

Omg me to I literally got one a month ago it's fun for my baking

[@danniellemichelle91]

15:42 “Man I hate Jack..” THE MOST RELATABLE STATEMENT TO DESCRIBE JACK! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreadmonkey6811]

Jack..the locking mechanism..is probably a safety feature.

[@InsaneAndEloquentlyProfane]

JACK:(In the voice of The Tick) SAFETY, YOU SAY? PISH POSH!!! DANGER IS MY FIRST NA.ME-- DANGER JACK (ow shit the stupid thing caught itself on fire 🔥)

[@riel4553]

Serious!y. I have a giant processors and common sense tells me that if it's capable of turning raw carrots into puree, it really needs its lid secure.

[@kingsoloman42]

@@riel4553I have common sense to know if it is a form of blender, it _really needs_ it’s lid secure. People nowadays

[@Brianna_Q]

​@kingsoloman42 Stupid people have always been around, and common. It's certainly not a new issue.

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

And a good idea, with peripheral neuropathy I am constantly letting the coffee grinder lid fly off. Imagine instead of ground beans it was cheesy egg that went flying!

[@LydiaIndica]

Ken and Buff raging at a 13 year old video is pure comedy to me 🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Failing at cooking once is one thing, but having to do the same mistake twice or more screams danger to me. If you want to get better at cooking, take advices seriously. It'll definitely make a huge difference altogether.

[@feraltaco4783]

When I make something that isn't great I think about what I can change. I ask my roommate what he thinks. Then I adjust the recipe. Jack's cooking is the epitome of insanity. Let's keep doing the same thing expect it to be different.

[@UmbreonDarkness69]

​@feraltaco4783 you are able to take the constructive criticism of your roommate to grow as a chef. Jack hasn't been able to do that in all his years cooking for youtube. After his most recent stroke he needs to stop making videos and definitely look after his health or if he has another stroke he very may well not survive it

[@Max_Sinister_26]

I love watching Jack. He makes me look like a 5 star Michelin chef.

[@HBAwesomeness]

Ken, what you’re talking about is called decision fatigue in psychology. It’s when we lose control and get exhausted after a ton of decisions. That’s why psychologists suggest to take more time at home to decide what you’re going to buy at the store. I usually, find the exact product I want from the store and put that on my list as well as the aisle number so that I can just get in and get out. If I’m tired, I go with somebody else so that can encourage me to move past the things that I don’t need.

[@baswijkstra13]

They use a lot of strategies in marketing. Like gross merchandising, putting complimentary foods next to eachother so you’ll be more likely to buy more than you need. Eye level is buy level, expensive brands at eye level so you’ll be quick to reach for the more expensive alternative when you’re tired. They also put slow music on to get you tired same for lighting strategies. And of course reward cards to get you to come back. Theres so much more involved in the background and most people don’t even realise it. Kinda scary if you think about it.

[@HeyHiBrittanyy]

Buff calling Ken "Kenny" will forever be one of my favorite things about their friendship

[@darktemplar1177]

Always love the chemistry between buff and ken, makes watching the vids a treat after a long day.

[@Telthar]

Jack cooks his own omelettes in ziplock bags in a pot of simmering water... As you do

[@catsy-Demeter]

😂😂😂

[@andiward7068]

I mean, sous vide is a valid cooking method, just doesn't impart flavor or allow the Maillard effect of pan cooking.

[@Telthar]

@@andiward7068 It is indeed. The way Jack did it though... not so much. But that is par for the course with Jack.

[@beetlejuice9735]

Hats off to buff being a g and listening to the same reeces balls story and still brining the reactions, loads of love guys

[@Barribam]

I knew I've heard it before! 😂

[@jaypazole4086]

Yes man gonna yes man

[@rosiet9219]

I used to watch that magic bullet infomercial lots! I loved the family dynamic 😂 and they carried it through with the rest of the products. Early 2010’s was a simpler time

[@Soggywafflecakes]

Same I remember wanting it because they gave you 2 but eventually I learned it would be the same price as buying 2 with the payments they had.

[@erikaronska1096]

My childhood food trauma story happened when I was 4 or 5. I thought the Hershey's Cocoa Powder was like Nesquick, and I took a huge spoonful of it. You only need to do that once to learn.

[@stenh.6243]

We sharing food trauma stories? All right, I have one. After school one day I went into a Chinese bakery. I saw what looked like lemon meringue tarts and found myself very much so in the mood for a lemon meringue tart, so I bought a couple. Walking down the street a short while later I took one from the bag and proceeded, tastebuds practically stretching in anticipation for the tang of the tart, to take a bite. It was not lemon meringue. It was chopped egg whites with jellied egg yolk topping it. Now while not disgusting or inedible, when your anticipating lemon meringue, I can't think of a more opposite flavor than chopped and jellied eggs.

[@tinamarie7568]

Traumatized my future husband. Our 1st cookout together and the potato salad was one of my dishes. The liberal amount of paprika I used was accidentally cayenne pepper

[@rylandbrown7113]

I asked my grandma for a spoonful of the coco powder when she was baking once, she tried to warn little 5 yo me. I learned that day

[@GmmBeast]

My food trauma story is when my older sister (9) told me (7) that there was soda on the counter. I was really excited cause we had been moving houses and I was pretty tired. I took a sip. It was not soda. It was like watery sweet tea. I had never felt so betrayed. Experiencing sweet tea when I was expecting soda definitely traumatized me 😩 I hate most kinds of tea to this day, 16 years later 🤣

[@notresponsibleforyourtears]

But why have I never tried a spoonful of Nesquik....say less

[@Metalbeast75]

Him blaming the magic bullet and the slap chop for poor results is like blaming Keurig for a house fire

[@MrIdylex]

Jacks idea of burnt is “thoroughly cooked” all that omelette needed was a few minutes on other side and it would probably be pretty good

[@EvilBrit89]

If he sealed it, it would have been a perfect Japanese omelette

[@marieconvers5736]

We had a magic bullet when I was younger and my sister and I would use it to make chocolate milk because it blended the powder up so good and it was easy to use. It came with these color coded rims so you didnt even have to put the drinks in a different cup, just take off the blades, put on the little disk, and your good.

[@BlvckPhantom]

The rage coming from Buff is hilarious lmao

[@anicoleww]

Buff is always hilarious 😆

[@anicoleww]

Btw, he has a channel himself 😊

[@flowergaming364]

Jack really said nasty to a badly blended salsa, while making chili for his church from a green brisket

[@BatCritic21]

Jack's Magic Bullet review is reminding of his other video when he made chili with that 1 year old frozen brisket and entered it in a chili cook off and then got all pissed off because he lost..

[@3Guys1Video]

God…

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

Omg that was horrific

[@maddieb.4282]

NOOOOOO

[@JustSortaOK]

Yes, conveniently for Jack everyone at the CHURCH FUNCTION cheated

[@QuikVidGuy]

he got pissed off before he even arrived, because he already knew he would lose

[@mortalkombatboot]

Ken's coconut balls story reminds me of the year my grandma decided to make her own cranberry sauce instead of getting the store bought. And she used almost no sugar. My sister and I both took a HUGE bite thinking it was the normal stuff. We didn't let on like anything was wrong though 🤣

[@durandus676]

The nice thing about magic bullet is it’s cheap because it’s small and one mode, but it does that one mode amazing, but it’s better for like a single person or safer for kids to make something than a normal blender. These things are like $12 at walmart

[@galaxyguy4522]

“Man I hate jack…” 😂 that guy is bad at cooking. How do you blame the magic bullet for miscooking eggs???

[@TheLegendaryPug]

I honestly can't get enough of the cooking videos as someone who cooks as a job, absolutely horrendous to watch but soooo entertaining.

[@PongoDaMan]

youd like august the duck

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@PongoDaManOMG YES! I was just thinking about August!

[@feraltaco4783]

I don't know why but I crave these kind of vids. I use them as a guide to what one should NEVER do with food.

[@stenh.6243]

Kay's cooking drive me to hair pulling madness. She's a witch, a literal bride of Satan and I can not be convinced otherwise.

[@chadwickerman]

I'm kinda the same but I also look at the amount of food they waste making their "poor man's" concoctions and it makes me irritated.

[@rellik9869]

Jack is that one guy that 1 stars a product because he forgot to plug the toaster in.

[@OnyxKoalaCatBear24]

I have a fear of mushrooms just showing up in foods because they’ll kill me. So many things have mushrooms without people telling you.

[@actual_corpse]

Yeah... My bf and I are allergic so I'm always vigilant... They also just taste bad... Kinda weird and slimy

[@An_even_fuller_sun]

Ken's story about the coconut ball his grandma made reminds me of when my aunt offered everyone chocolate during Christmas but failed to mention that among the caramel and chocolate filled ones were cherry filled ones and that was the day that I realized maraschino cherries are one of humanity's worst creations. Tasted like I had poured cough syrup in my mouth.

[@catsy-Demeter]

I once bought some frozen chocolate with cherries inside, they were amazing! They were real (cooked looking, like you get in a pie?) cherries though, not the sugary glacé cherries that you put on top of cakes.

[@breezemansker3366]

You guys have to watch Kay make a 'vanilla slice' 🤣🤣🤣

[@AliCat222]

I think they have done that one before

[@tinamarie7568]

She made chorizo pasta WITHOUT chorizo, even though she said it a million times. She caught so much flack she changed the title to Pasta dish or something like that

[@Soggywafflecakes]

Least kay knows she isn't good at cooking. jack actually thinks he's on the same level as Gordon Ramsey

[@foxxgirl0715]

Ken trying to say he spelt “seasoning” wrong is the funniest shit😭

[@Alexandrawr89]

He's like the ppl who blame stuff they do on other ppl but he blames the kitchen appliances 😂

[@jaypazole4086]

That's why he has comments shut off on his videos 😅

[@Soggywafflecakes]

​@@jaypazole4086he deleted alot of comments in his videos he even replied to me one time when I told him his food was raw.

[@Soggywafflecakes]

@@LostSoulchild89 he said I am blind

[@kat.scheer]

I lost track of how many Magic Bullets I broke as a kid just trying to make a smoothie. I remember those commercials.

[@emilywalter7246]

The Buckeye vs Coconut Ball mistake resonated deeply with me. Also, if you want your buckeye (reese's/peanut butter balls) to be moist, you need to add a little corn syrup to the peanut butter filling!

[@ARTSIEBECCA]

As an Ohioan, I felt that.😊

[@ginny5547]

I’m from a very small, rural town in the Midwest, but have moved to a larger city. When I made Buckeyes for the first time I called my grandma to compare recipes. I told her the one I found called for corn syrup. Her response was a scoff and something about how I must be making “big city Buckeyes” with “such fancy ingredients” and if I wanted “authentic Buckeyes” I should use Crisco. I made peanut butter chip cookies instead.

[@ARTSIEBECCA]

@@ginny5547 haha that's funny. I didn't know we had "Big City" buckeyes.🤣

[@RemnantTheWolf]

Please note! You don't flip omelets. What you are supposed to do, which Cooking with Jack clearly didn't, is cook them at a low heat. Once the bottom solidifies, scoop the sides in a bit, and tilt the pan to move any excess egg to the opened pockets. This will leave the egg mailable and with a light crust on the outside once filled and folded.

[@BubbyBoy]

2:07 Jack on the Go is the worst decision Jack's made. His food vlogs show the man's entitlement and narcissism in ways his regular videos don't.

[@emilearose9512]

Ken after his rant is me after info-dumping a MatPat video onto my family

[@emidal05]

For the number remembering thing, my first thought was that they chose cake cause they were like “reward yourself, you remembered them all”

[@tabora_]

That's immediately what I thought 😭😭 fruit for being refreshing, but cake because it's rewarding

[@animeartist888]

I'm curious to know what kind of fruit and what kind of cake. Feel like that might've affected the results a bit. I know I wouldn't go for a cake that was piled with buttercream, but there are definitely a few popular fruits that I hate too.

[@MegaDchamp]

"The best barbecue sauce you'll ever taste" From Uncle Jack? I have some doubts.

[@statesminds]

I was a marketing major and we learned a lot about psychology of it all. Pretty wild stuff. Lol but once you learn and do it yourself you’re always painfully aware of it

[@EtherealRebirth112]

I bet Shark Tank and similar shows give you anxiety lol I’d love to see a marketing expert review some of those pitches

[@DrewReckless]

So free their minds or we'll peel the skin from your reptile caucaus

[@nintari6587]

"Man, I hate Jack," I've never heard Buffpro sound so disappointed in my life 💀

[@tylerbreazeale9964]

He didn't want to like it so he set it up to fail like a child.

[@matthewcarter2683]

He failed at setting it up to fail tho lol. Painfully so

[@havanafayre]

2:05 Jack on the go!?! He had a stroke?!? 😳😂 The double entendres are killin me! Bahahaha 😂😂

[@StuMTG]

jack having his own commercial might be the funniest turn of events ever

[@rodolfodeanda5405]

It's the blenders fault that I can't cook eggs properly. It's my son's fault that I abuse him and he acts out and hates me.

[@FittedSheet2000]

I work at a Walmart and the candy section is literally called "impulse" 💀

[@Hackanhacker]

looooooool

[@jexxer]

Man, I _wish_ I could eat some salsa with cilantro, but I'm allergic. Anything with any form of coriander gives me _nasty_ hives all over. Which really sucks because the couple of times I had curried chicken and the one time I had a particular chip dip, they tasted _sooooo good._

[@_korbo_]

That first omelet wasn't even burning on the underside! He just pulled it out before it was done for no reason lol.

[@IMortalNemesisI]

*Puts big cold blocks of velveta in blender. *Shocked when it doesn't magically turn into hot melty queso.

[@HatSandwiches]

Jack fed year old brisket chili to his freakin church and then got tilted that nobody liked it. I want to fight him

[@marissamate]

God. I love the Cooking With Jack Show 😂 You guys should collab with August The Duck

[@K5YA_]

The emotions I have right now. Anger, disbelief, and shock. How does one mess up simple recipes, over and over….

[@michaelfritz8725]

The magic bullet is like 20 years old, I remember seeing the infomercial while channel surfing almost every morning before going to highschool. Not only does he not know how to cook or count, he blames it not cutting up the cheese but they have like 1 inch squares and hes trying to pop in like a 1/4 of a block size pieces

[@nicolereadstarot]

This blender is the only way i can get my toddlers to eat veggies lol

[@tinamarie7568]

I saved a fortune with it making baby and toddler food for my kids with this! Healthier, and they were eating the same thing as the family. Super easy and I loved it for other things too

[@Soggywafflecakes]

​@@tinamarie7568I remember the og old magic bullet ad i finally got one eventually but those ads really were good at selling it.

[@moxygirlhey]

Same lol I used it for steaks for my son until he got molars lol

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

Maybe they'd prefer not to have a gut bomb of broccoli fiber festering and taking up space in their tiny stomachs, that could be filled with nutritionally dense food like sashimi or eggs?

[@tinamarie7568]

@@voluntaryismistheanswer Broccoli is packed with key vitamins, calcium, and and fiber to support regularity- but sashimi is known to have parasites, bacteria, no fiber, and a whole bucket load of bad cholesterol, not to mention the heavy metals, and is highly dangerous to a toddler. I guess it depends on whether or not you love your baby

[@albeon_draken]

"Jack on the go" sounds like something long-haul truckers would do.

[@Football-Is-My-Personality]

I've never felt so connected to buff when he said he hates musrooms. DONT SAY YOU CANT TATSE IT BECAUSE I CAN

[@Infodumptruck]

Same with tofu. I swear some people's taste buds are just dead

[@aquanas]

​@@Infodumptrucklol

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

@@Infodumptrucki like tofu with a korean sauce

[@Mo-vu7jc]

wtf i dont get that mushrooms and tofu both have super distinct flavors and textures, it would be so hard NOT to notice them I love both but I'm never gonna dunk on someone for not wanting them, nevermind gaslighting them into "NO NO MUSHROOMS TEEHEE (they're blended in)"

[@Football-Is-My-Personality]

@@LostSoulchild89 That's reasonable

[@rebeccawelch257]

I cannot picture Jack driving a stick-shift.

[@ReeN1995]

It's sad to see what the cooking has done to him, in his new videos it seems like the strokes paralyzed him somewhat

[@Air_Serpent]

Not joking, did the cooking cause his stroke? Edit: just got to the part Ken joked about the same thing 💀

[@Cramercy]

Yeah he talks like Sylvester Stallone now

[@mike90317]

:(

[@joywolf83]

aww that's really sad 😢

[@jamiejam9976]

@@Air_Serpent have you seen anything he's made with cheese because i don't think you have if you're still asking that

[@lukecrossley]

9:30 just to add to what you said Ken, the sections towards the checkouts in grocery stores are actually called 'Impulse sections', at least in the store I work in, to encourage those sudden impulse buys at the end of a shopping trip when someone is tired

[@Cottontailart]

He’s literally made a Japanese omelette by accident 😂

[@LydiaIndica]

All he needed was some rice 😅🤤

[@Cottontailart]

@@LydiaIndica legit 😂

[@beepbeeplettuce5890]

No he didnt, not even close dude

[@Cottontailart]

@@beepbeeplettuce5890 let me guess u think I don’t know how it’s made? I wasn’t joking about him using the wrong pan just how it looked so go have a cuppa

[@FoxWolfWorld]

“Jack on the Go” I’m pretty sure you can arrested for doing that

[@Air_Serpent]

Buff being defensive for the Magic Bullet is gold 😂 My family uses that exact brand, you always need to put it at least five seconds. Never had an issue with it except when it's stuffed or dry, but that's easily dealt with.

[@sarahd3422]

Jalapeño + cheese = sauce?? I feel like it needs maybe a few more ingredients... 🤣

[@rocknrollnichole1071]

He makes Kay look like a 5 star chef!

[@KristenDETW]

Kay at least, seems like a nice lady. This guy has an inflated ego for some reason and is deliousional, lol

[@ellarose6482]

i must be weird because i just walk straight to the back and work my way forward

[@new-bp6ix]

This is the best marketing method; he made me want to buy the Magic Bullet just to prove him wrong! Haha

[@ZombieDowneyJr]

"Jack on the go" sounds like an indecent exposure crime😵‍💫

[@JessPoetics178]

I'll give it to Jack. Dudes been on KZbin for a long time and never improving on anything.

[@Chair_0809]

13:28 😂 this face is reminding me of the footage from inside the feeder of that white cat watching the hedgehog eat it's food 🤣🤣🤣

[@amberaegard]

I love that magic bullet infomercial 🤣 I used to watch it every day when I didn't have cable, and only had about 4 channels

[@Soggywafflecakes]

Same I remember we used to stay up late nights and all the shows were not on so we watched these infomercials alot.

[@mstcrow5429]

"Jack in the Go?" Must be on the NYC subway or something.

[@vrt2534]

Lmao... Bruh just dropped some raw egg because he just didn't wanna flip it... Epic.

[@folkloreofbeing]

The egg is cooked, it's just runny.

[@maddieb.4282]

@@folkloreofbeingI beg you do not defend this man, that egg was raw

[@folkloreofbeing]

@@maddieb.4282 I did not mean his egg, I meant about my previous comment. My dad was a cook. Omelettes are folded or rolled and are a little 'custardy' in the middle. Fritata is flipped or the top is puffed up in the oven or under a grill. (That's what I learned anyway)

[@COMamaBear]

I for a magic bullet as a gift and it lasted for years; I think I donated the base and remaining cups when we moved 15 years later. It's not a large food processor, but gave great results with the right input. It needed lots of liquid to circulate the contents or just a small amount, or shaking inbetween cycles. This guy us bananas. 😂

[@theRealHomerSimpson42]

Jack was on a diet of mayonnaise and beans for most of his life so that says a LOT already

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

🤢🤢🤢

[@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245]

2:38 Little did they know this was foreshadowing of Jack's beliefs, using religion as an excuse to abuse his son. 😮‍💨😬