Never Go on a Date with a Guy Like This (feat. Luisa Lange) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Luisa Lange joins Nikki, Anya Marina and Andrew Collin to chat about a disastrous date she went on, whether or not Instagram is a viable place to meet people and more. (Contains strong language.)
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[@sinistar99]

"Start the year fresh." is a sentence. It's in the 2nd person and like all things in the 2nd person the subject is YOU.

[@margueritejaco]

i'm happy that Nikki Glaser is out there making noise. there is hope and laughs along the way. thank you Nikki.

[@chikitabowow]

18:26 That face just says "None of the guys in here bought me drinks so i feel like starting a fight"

[@iam.damian]

Alright, after hearing this, I don't think I am that bad at dating.

[@SecondaryProtocol1]

she tells her stories with so much energy and joy - I cant help but listen - the naughty talks helps keep my attention too..lol

[@thesoapster]

"The fire truck dog" how amazing

[@leestens419]

I love Nikki so much...she just seems like she'd be so much fun to hang out with...and she's gorgeous

[@Kirill_198]

Nikki makes us happy

[@pbourd]

My Wife & I met on Love@AOL, in 2000, married by Valentine’s Day 2004, the best!

[@Rena-ej7vv]

The subject is an implied “you.” As written, it’s telling the reader to start the year fresh, which I’m sure is not what was meant.

[@shaunjohnwood]

Nikki meets a good guy and we will never hear from her ever again.....

[@benbrown5159]

When Nikki’s voice cracks 😂❤️

[@orrytownes2766]

I see why many female comedians wouldn't date the males, it's dating yourself. It is funny because this guy knew what he was doing, so congratulations, you went on a date with a comedian. No one really gets cat-fished because lies are often cooperative, try meeting the people you go on a date with first, it's a novel approach to something beside disappointment and COVID. I look forward to your talent outflow.

[@jeffdawson2786]

Luisa could make a living at standup just telling this story.

[@trashaccount5106]

Lol this has become 2022's version of opie and anthony, it's great

[@tatianazal]

How this has so few views? I love this podcast

[@mrgregw]

I think is a morning SirusXM radio show, not a podcast and the show is no longer on. The show was dropped by Sirius XM on May 7, 2020 about the same time the videos were posted. I wish I knew about it sooner. I only found it recently.

[@SCSlimBoiseID]

Three women, and one man trying to get a word in edge-wise: Mission impossible.

[@ryanwillett728]

18:27 That look doesn't say "come get me".... It says " I'm imagining you being disemboweled by zombies.."

[@JonnyOpinionated]

Don't get your meat where you get your bread. It is just good policy.

[@michaelbradley7447]

Good to hear a new group of people, stay well ya all not ready for dating. Have fun it's a rainy day here back to being a hirmet

[@dag2325]

Very entertaining show, good humor, badass

[@stephenfocosi7075]

Ha ha Gets it on the back end. Good joke.

[@bythangho]

This podcast show is so fucking underrated. How does Nikki only have 73k subs???

[@richardharrington4523]

I am a Big B.C. fan, and a bigger fan after seeing the young lady who was on with Nikki one day! I wish her luck being a comedian!! It’s got to be tough starting out! I think Nikki would be the perfect role model for her! She is young and she has a good following, and she knows the ins and outs of show business! I wish her luck, but she has BC to fall back on!!

[@Jeff-cz3oz]

Just recently discovered Nikki Glaser. She’s marvelous. Incredibly open and honest.

[@monstrous_raccoon]

Heyyy 😡 I don't like people talking about me!!! Besides that joke about my brother was funny 😂😂

[@mystraydogs2140]

monstrous raccoon 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍

[@tycobb2580]

it's nice there's no one annoying in this show

[@georgeholloway3981]

"Start the year fresh" is a sentence. "Start" is an imperative. Also, I don't think this guest's date was so awful that it warranted such a shaming attitude on the part of Nikki et al. Ok, so it was a clueless sad man. That's it. Life goes on.

[@pooppee1897]

Yeah right, Nikki must have been bored if that’s the type of story is what got the guest on the radio show.

[@winthorpetrois]

True. The problem was that he was talking about himself. He wasn't using an imperative for someone else like, "Turn left at the first light."

[@1369Stiles]

on the comedians dating comedians.......think of it like the seinfeld episode where he started dating a woman who was exactly like him.

[@RolandDeschain1]

Female comedians date the lowest humanity has to offer to get material for their stand-up. And you can't get much lower in humanity than male comedians.

[@JAF720]

Nikki should u tube more excerpts from her u up shows while in quarantine. These are old.

[@steveknick1978]

She recently tweeted (& later deleted) that her contract with Sirius is up in a week. Not surprising that she isn't promoting it that much.

[@JAF720]

@@steveknick1978 ....Oh. Ok thanks. I think she's a great comedian. Not just a great female comedian. I'd put her in my top 3 of ALL comedians working today. Excellent timing and delivery.

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

Shows cancelled, dont hold your breath

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

@@steveknick1978 She was cancelled by comedy central, not a contract length issue.

[@JAHughes1988]

I really think Nikki and Andrew will end up together. There’s something about the two of them, makes me feel like they like each other. They just haven’t figured it out yet. Everyone stay safe. Loves and hugs

[@jameseugenia5578]

The matchmaker sounds like Patty Stanger... matches everything from when she was on Bravo!

[@andymoss4285]

18:26 , I thought those eyes meant “if you keep looking at me like that I’m calling the cops”, no wonder I’m single….

[@dm_mu2512]

Nikki!!! I discovered you on the Rob Lowes roast and now I’m obsessed. I’ve literary watched so many of your interviews. I hope you come to houston!!!!

[@rowlandgray5029]

Wow some dates, I am will be 70 soon and what you are saying is just incredible. I would just hang out or have dinner but never am I that nuts. As you would have to be so disrespectful to your intelligence. I may be old now to you but wow I believe that there are guys out there and it makes it hard for guys like me as I am not forward and very giving not disrespectful and I think I already learned why I don't date.

[@coreyk4218]

Come to Toronto plz. Would love to catch a show!

[@GravyTraining]

I love Nikki's comedy, but her criticism of Andy's post was just flat out wrong. She just wanted to criticize him and wouldn't back down when she was showed up.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I think you need to calm down. They are comedians talking about dating. This is topical. He posted something for everyone to see and criticize. Otherwise, why post and share anything? 😅 friends can disagree

[@harlandproductions]

i wish i could believe this interview but with the way things are these days I have to take all this with a grain of salt.

[@EddyxDiaz]

Oh nikki how i adore you and andrews so funny and this guest was coo and this helping me thru quarantine fasho anyas nice too

[@MadDarthMatt]

I tried dating apps, but nobody contacted me because I was honest LOL I don't ever want to hookup with a girl that doesn't have similar interests, and most ladies around my age (54) aren't in to smoking weed and playing video games.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

“Collects art” just means he buys things. It doesn’t mean he’s artsy

[@sameerroshan9542]

whats a jewel?

[@anthonynorton666]

I think grammatically it's classified as subject understood, to answer your query.

[@johnforeman634]

Poor girl, she finally decides to try a date and THATS what she gets? It’s shocking that there are people like this guy that are actually that delusional.

[@diytwoincollege7079]

"I like that hole in your mouth". That was really funny. What a line.

[@jgreenhaus4]

Man, Nikki truly can't come to terms with her own faults and insecurities and blames it entirely on men as one large group

[@theanalyticalrevolutionary3415]

TheHealthGuy which is why she will die alone💯 I'm sure she has accepted it though.

[@sizwemadikiza9284]

Y'all got real dark real quick

[@artofdisguy3401]

Nikki is one of those highly underrated comediens, pure honest funny. Totally boneable 😆😆😆

[@candyfields541]

She steals jokes! And she sucked her way to the a bad reputation. Ask any headliner! #phony #trash

[@Hiiiisailor]

They were laughing at you , Andrew!

[@10113sarah]

Nikki is aggressive AF

[@josephcohen7900]

When are Nikki and Andrew going to date already?

[@dllockard7324]

Nikki's CFM look is on the spot.

[@PhilM4]

Luisa seems like a younger Nikki 😂

[@jodystephenson6306]

Hey luisa, if ur ever in florida to do a show, I look forward to seeing you! Orlando that is...

[@djaf8550]

Guys like that are tools, but a lot of chicks act like that too...

[@QMS9224]

Nikki you should save yourself some time you dont need to straighten your hair the messy style is great

[@porterjustporter3153]

Raj Ferrari so glad you brought it up, I love it all natural, she’s been doing it a lot and it’s great but it could use a good brushing! I say that with love. Lol

[@grantsturgeon7881]

you one of those people that go home and assume they think about you all day?

[@Lanestunes123]

This story of this date is beyond horrid. Why I am staying off dating apps and OK with being old with Cats in the future. Well maybe Dogs.

[@liligman]

Or maybe go for guys instead of waiting on dating apps? lol don’t have to go the Glaser cat-lady route

[@anthonyhubert8922]

still crushing on Nikki.

[@exitscreaming]

" Next week at January 15 "

[@lynnguppy]

yeah it's almost like they were forced to stop filming or something

[@Malikk5251]

She should've gotten that guy on the show.

[@themazeisntmeantforyou4284]

When was this recorded

[@baruchvalenzuela1679]

Nikki is fine and funny and intelligent. I'd take her on a date heart beat.

[@BryTunesMusic]

I'm surprised the guy was into her - maybe he was just trolling her with the hang out again question

[@SCSlimBoiseID]

For real. He sounded like a big L in his own right, but she is too into herself to allow room for anyone else.

[@MartsEntertainment]

So hilarious. How is Nikki still single?!

[@muffintop701]

because she can't decide on a guy

[@wneumanjr285]

*( Not EVERBODY Thinks Of PeopLe Who Are Into Frequenting · "Sex-Parties" · Quite ExactLy [°AS] ······· "MARRIAGE~MATERIAL" ! ) 😳👰😲 €¥£ ^

[@1369Stiles]

without a doubt one of the worst dates i've ever heard of. thankfully i've never had a bad date; bad relationships, but no bad dates

[@faperito2389]

Lmao

[@leestens419]

I'll tell you what I got out of this...I just re downloaded instagram

[@eleanorehordern9493]

come to Auz

[@walterromanoff2953]

Now I know why so many singles have stopped dating.

[@walterromanoff2953]

They ride the c k carousel turn 30 have no husband no kids and realize a dirty career in comedy will not fulfill them

[@tbone541]

Typical double standard that women use all the time

[@Applecompuser]

Your guest says she does not use the apps, but also said the guy on meet and greet (its not a "date" the first time), had catfished her with his photos. So...

[@customersupport6253]

She doesn't date comedians so she's saying there's a chance...

[@einfussganger]

I have to say, of the four comedians in the room, only Nikki is naturally funny. The others may have funny material, but if I was just talking with them at a party, I'd be looking over their shoulder for someone else to talk with.

[@vagnillio3288]

as i dicovered this podcast ive never felt so much old and creepy as i do now, but i like it

[@chloekit4861]

This guy wanted to get out of it too he did everything possible to book

[@stefanmironov6405]

I have such a crush on Nikki it's starting to annoy me ( that nose ring does not help at all, it rather escalated the symptoms ) love the channel love the videos bla blabla blabla love the chemistry with the other comedians but stop being so charming for a sec will ya....felt I had to address those issues so I'm probably gonna feel better now thank you and have a nice day :)

[@aaronjames5276]

Not that the whole thing wasn't really funny (and sad), but Anya is so freakin' awesome. :)

[@anthonyhubert8922]

Just have a great day,

[@bjgurley2666]

That date sounds more like a dumpsterfire....

[@SamPlaysBass49]

I feel like this show legitimately helps me understand people better... and I'm a therapist

[@vintageludwig]

R.I.P. You Up

[@sigrholambda]

wait shes mad he posted that to ig but all she talks about on tv appearances is her dating life?

[@anthonyyoung6433]

people laugh over painful truth!

[@TheDashgage]

Synthetic comedy = neurological reflexive response. This is worthlessness not art.

[@wrongplanet1957]

Yep first dates are tricky, I told my current wife , long horn jokes, im a real aggie, shes ot a real long horn, im from Texas, she is from Chicago, she was mortifed, and im not the best joke teller, n I m pretty sure I used my n word longhorn joke, on her. Two aggies were going to play golf, ,

[@wesomek]

lol you choose to date someone based on a photo good luck. You get the mixed bag because texting back and forth for a few days does noting to prove who you are, but women want to use it to have "control" of the conversation. So in the end this is bound to happen...

[@reefalefunk1244]

The guest didnt even say anything 😅

[@ninalumiere145]

Is this show on radio ? I feel like im watching a video from the future where women are free to comment on their sexual lives like Nikki just did here.Awesome.

[@HiddenHandMedia]

Who's stopping you?

[@ninalumiere145]

@@HiddenHandMedia I do it when I meet my girls and all but ive been judged by conservatives and even got undeserving fame.

[@QuietVillain]

you let one white dude guy ruin any future dates with other guys. i meet 2 out of 6 good women weekly and only date one ,the rest are just trashhhhh oppurtunities but i keep trying anyways

[@huosb1768]

16:19 🤨, back in the saddle again.

[@KayleeKepford]

I wanna subscribe to you but you have “69.9k” subscribers. I don’t wanna mess that up

[@jaredc422]

The date sounded bad but they overhyped it

[@emkattchess3313]

Jared C agreed. The date was bad but I’ve heard way worse

[@studioalphasound6581]

I was about to propose. But im 6'4. Damn Nikki

[@amungreiss537]

first face really wasnt good but the second one was making it up

[@rasputozen]

Nikki is the female version of RSDTyler

[@Jakessenior]

Why do I feel like I've seen this? Is this a republish? When did this actually take place?

[@JrobAlmighty]

I thought the same. Pretty positive it's repub

[@saints2551]

January 15 it’s May 🤔

[@scientio3695]

Nikki really needs to stop acting like shes the only one who knows what she's talking about all the time. Dude back off peoples social media posts, you act like yours are all gems.

[@myessyallyahamericus8405]

I would never be a congressman. It's so lame the game they play for a guy like me. It's OK for them because they like that lifestyle shirt tie slacks thing. And if I don't get dirty I don't feel like I'm living

[@billparkinson9431]

Lol I like the guy... You seem like high maintenance AF if I'm being honest

[@ronsteitz4535]

What a waste of a college degree. Comedians need a broad veiw of everything but a degree is not going to help. Maybe a good backup plan.

[@markelder7160]

Nikki is cool.