[YTP] Adam Ragusea Yells at His Apple™ Risotto

[@emmitt_32]

"That's right PUMPKIN SPICE people look into my ASS" Literally killed me

[@Butterandbacon]

I lost it when I heard that.

[@dreamcoresequoia7830]

@Obama IV wait what?

[@goozer326]

The reason that got me is cause I don't know where he got the "ass" sound byte from but it sounds hilarious.

[@NollconTroell]

I laughed into my bong. Messy but totally worth it!

[@omgitsgreebeguys]

1:23

[@czerwonykwadrat6843]

Four horsemen of Adam YTPs: - NNOOO!!! - twenty eggs. Yes, twenty - White wine - Toddlers

[@dreamcoresequoia7830]

wet kitchen towels

[@mikcsa]

what the brits call the grill

[@Dynashu]

Butter

[@Dynashu]

Heterogeneity

[@thejetttrek]

I know this meatloaf calls for just one whole egg for the binder but I really like the texture I get from twenty eggs, yes, twenty

[@generalrubbish9513]

"I love you, but toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash" Why do I feel an urge to start using that IRL?

[@donaldbenjamin6358]

That and "you fucking elbow"

[@shawniscoolerthanyou]

Thanksgiving is coming up again and that is the perfect sentiment when dealing with some family members.

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

"Toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash." "Why I compost myself and not my kitchen waste."

[@bigboineptune9567]

First it was Indian-Italian cheese, made with a whole raw chicken's milk instead of cow's milk. Now it's people cheese made with people's milk. Adam is truly a visionary.

[@tinystalker1821]

Probably bought it from Marcus

[@eethannnn]

I can already tell that this need twenty eggs, yes, twenty.

[@sakminis]

Spoingus

[@Butterandbacon]

In this video, Adam shows he doesn’t just yell at vegetable soup.

[@urielsgift7585]

Yeah he has standards

[@egress8445]

"Autumnal as fuck" caught me totally off guard, instantly one of my favourite YTP moments ever

[@egress8445]

Also "you're hot, people, you're hot!" Was such a rush of endorphins

[@Wrexywrex328]

Adam actually said that in the original video. Bleeped of course, but still 😂

[@eduardorpg3329]

"If you wanna keep it vegan finish it with vegans" fine logic I see

[@theglitch312]

They say, “You are what you eat.” So vegans are vegetables and can therefore be used in any vegan dish.

[@slugeaterdingle4163]

"And if your diet is as shit as mine is, consider filling your fat ass with the sponsor of this video." I've been laughing at this for a solid 8 minutes now.

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID" outta nowhere caught me off guard.

[@bibbyboxx2219]

I need to get some Apple Rice™️ Also, I’m SO glad you brought back the “Indian cook’s ass”

[@CallenceGaming]

The Indian cook needed to be brought back

[@DanielPodlovics]

I love these videos because they're stupid and incomprehensible, but not enough that you can't also actually understand the recipe and get an idea of how to make the thing. The perfect balance!

[@Kai_Squared]

A tear rolls down my cheek as I hear Adam said "I love you"

[@kyletowers9662]

time stamp?

[@Kai_Squared]

@@kyletowers9662 0:48

[@josephlucatorto4772]

"They don't have to taste balanced" If Adam actually said this the whole youtube cooking game would be obliterated permanently

[@maxrush9393]

how has nobody mentioned the "people's' cheese" line. i had to pause the video and wipe my tears away from laughing so much

[@Youtubeguy543]

Although I'm a longtime fan of this channel I clicked onto this video directly after a real Ragusea video without thinking and the proceeded to have a stroke

[@mrstrawberryman8766]

I spat out my drink when he just randomly dropped a whole apple on the risotto

[@elianasteele553]

im gonna start calling things autumnal as fuck

[@noisepuppet]

It sounds refined as fuck

[@hcnye]

YTPs have been stagnant nonsense for like 20 years. Then Callence Gaming comes along and decides to reinvent them.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

KZbin hasn't been around for 20 years.

[@matiastripaldi406]

"One of the reasons to cook with sweet beverages is that the sugar has metabolized much of the sugar into the sugar, therefore we're notgonna have too much sugar for a sugary dish. It's a health food. A sugar a day keeps the doctor away!" Ah yes. English! Lmao man, you had me laughing so much with this YTP. Awesome work!

[@saraghildyal703]

Long live the empire.

[@CallenceGaming]

Long live the empire

[@eethannnn]

WHEN I WAS A LAD I USED TO EAT 20 DOZEN EGGS, YES TWENTY

[@mark.fedorov]

Adams sudden mood swings throughout the video is freaking hilarious

[@SharonLougheed]

0:27 Nice You Suck at Cooking reference haha 0:50 Also looking for the "yourself" clip was totally worth it for that line.

[@doyoulikeworms3151]

the apple drop followed by "oh fucking shit" is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

[@mikececconi2677]

The phrase "Apple Risotto" can be sung with the rhythm of "Eleanor Rigby".

[@francoc.8567]

I love you *asthmatic breathing*

[@chaquator]

"I don't really understand it but you know what you did"

[@hcnye]

"Let's go people. You fucking suck." *Sounds of many inhales*

[@patrickshaw411]

Bought my own apple rice only a year ago, they already released something far better!

[@CallenceGaming]

Apple rice, 50% rice, 50% air

[@mineacrepigmax4251]

I like to think Adam watches these

[@CallenceGaming]

I like to think that too...Adam sipping on his Trade Coffee, reading his Morning Brew news letter, and a notification pops up, a new YTP.

[@Leo_Has_EJR_Rizz]

I skipped a funeral to watch this

[@handguideline]

don't know why adam is telling me to throw myself in the compost because unlike other garbage, I won't go away

[@telemarketerr]

plastic moment

[@noisepuppet]

Had to pause at around one minute in, to throw myself into the compost

[@JeDxZZZ]

"It's a health food, a sugar a day keeps the doctor away.. Well maybe not."

[@kuchikimakoto]

This is your best one. No idea why it has so few views

[@CallenceGaming]

It's the KZbin algorithm

[@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887]

“ Indian cooks ass” had me screaming

[@EarthboundX]

You're getting so much mileage out of that "NOOOO!" clip, lmao.

[@alexandercaro5227]

I’m proud to be part of the 6.5 thousand (almost) subscriber count

[@oreo_6206]

"Fat ass rituals " killed me

[@donaldbenjamin6358]

"You fucking elbow" is my new favorite insult

[@zwiebelr0x]

the best thing about these ytp's is that you actually get the recipe. human m i l k

[@StarkMaximum]

This video was already unhinged enough as it was AND THEN ALONG COMES CALLENCE

[@endernightblade1958]

wait a minute. “coal liquid”. oil. you’re a genius.

[@billwilliams3013]

I remember when I watched that Risotto vid for the first time, so much complex emotions.....

[@Mugslo]

Appreciate the time you put into this man, another godly video lmao

[@NationalSecurityAgencyUS]

I appreciate that subtle ysac references

[@ebiosh2032]

THE MOST SUBTLE THING i cant believe i even heard it

[@gangstreG123]

Sage is autumnal as FUCK

[@twistedpear18]

*Fatass Rituals* Ah yes, my morning routine.

[@zainiikhwan9405]

Dang I thought the whole apple as garnish was edited 👀

[@CallenceGaming]

Nah, the madlad actually did that, lol

[@angrymurloc7626]

I actually skipped the ad inside the fucking ytp

[@bradleym.fhartz2956]

This is one of the best ones yet

[@CallenceGaming]

Thanks!

[@15oClock]

"I don't really understand it, but YOU know what you did!"

[@JuanPalomoM]

people cheese and toddler flavor yesyes

[@imnolongercheesecake741]

The funny thing is, if apple made rice it would probably be really expensive

[@CallenceGaming]

You'll have to pay for the rice, and the bag that contains the rice separately.

[@lordpheles6809]

My video froze for 10 seconds and I thought it was part of the video 10/10

[@seaofbees783]

i really needed a good funny video, thank u very much

[@tronche2cake]

when a day in the farm is like a day in the farm 😔

[@daniel6678]

surprised he used cider instead of white wine

[@CallenceGaming]

Apple flavored white wine sounds like a good idea

[@daniel6678]

@@CallenceGaming yeah honestly that sounds delicious

[@one_smol_duck]

i need greeting cards that say "I love you, but toss yourself directly into your compost or outdoor trash."

[@CallenceGaming]

Hmmmm...I should start a business selling comedic greeting cards, and I can do that very easily with the sponsor of this comment, Squarespace! The easiest website builder with built in capabilities to do whatever I want!

[@micahrobbins8353]

This is my new favorite adam ytp

[@nowdefunctchannel6874]

This is me whenever a minor inconvenience happens in my day

[@CJODell12]

4:10. “Oh fucking shit!” That never gets old.

[@shawniscoolerthanyou]

I have to be careful how many of these I watch, lest I accidentally start following these recipes.

[@noisepuppet]

Sweet random callbacks to Aliens!

[@emilygillock3803]

Thank you for including more of Adam screaming "NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@CallenceGaming]

That clip will never get old, lol

[@Mister_Clean]

It wouldn't be an Adam Ragusa apple risotto without a pinch of crack

[@Leo_Has_EJR_Rizz]

A whole bottle of white wine

[@eethannnn]

Twenty, even.

[@Leo_Has_EJR_Rizz]

Yes 20

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

"It's apple fucking season"

[@MichiganPeatMoss]

"Are ya lean?! Are ya Mean?" - "NOOOO!!!"

[@kittykitties4220]

This video is perfect.

[@Leo_Has_EJR_Rizz]

At least someone loves me

[@engelbeats8234]

Omg you became very good at this, congrats

[@CallenceGaming]

Thanks man! Its the 5 years of editing experience that's made me not terrible at editing these YTPs

[@TheKameronk]

This is the best one yet

[@sunny74763]

love the way he says shit

[@deedeethedog05]

People cheese. :(

[@very025]

This is your second best YTP

[@CallenceGaming]

Whats my best Ytp?

[@very025]

@@CallenceGaming Adam Ragusa burns his house while making salad sandwiches

[@robert58]

He must have been drunk while recording this video

[@CallenceGaming]

I was drunk while editing this video, lol

[@DrWatson28]

People cheese

[@eethannnn]

salty, thick, and creamy people milk too! :3

[@lioraselby5328]

ARE YOU LEAN?! ARE YOU MEAN?!

[@alpgiraydag2429]

that vid was already a YTP on it's own

[@KyrieFortune]

Twenty large dinner size portions, yes, twenty

[@moritakaishida7963]

APPLE Rice is TWO GRAND per grain people YES two

[@unobom]

0:27 confirmation that the ysac guy is running this channel

[@squaretorttle9400]

Apple fleshlights

[@adams3616]

This is quite cursed.

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

"Tastes like an Indian cook's ass" got me

[@Brebenel86]

this is top noth poetry right here

[@Quazex]

I was gonna comment something along the lines of "0:26 YSAC YTP when?" but ysac videos are basically already ytps

[@anoldweirdo7084]

0:27 What Adam really thinks about his viewers. (it’s a joke ok)

[@alfalfabillenjoyer4878]

Loved this!

[@superzova]

iRisotto. Rice. Reimagined.

[@Jaigarful]

I got a fucking Apple ad for this video..

[@CallenceGaming]

Lol

[@ajanimalreeves3647]

YSAC MOMENT

[@CallenceGaming]

Slowly intigrating YSAC into the Adam Ragusea Cinematic Universe

[@YpsilonTK]

I'd like some of those minty FatAssRituals

[@PLANDerLinde99]

You really like when Adam says shit

[@optimystc]

I had no fucking clue what I was listening to lmfao

[@adams3616]

I was wondering what was going on with the apple rissoto vid. I am still confused.

[@duckworthlover911]

I'm trying to swallow my pizza in this video and I cannot swallow it and then I choke on my mtn dew