[YTP] Aperture Science Sells Faulty Products

[@BembWasHere]

"Robots clearly can not be trusted" *me having flashbacks of the singleplayer story*

[@erikredacted956]

War... war Never changes

[@RouuBot]

Dread it, run from it, destiny always comes..

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

Wheatley Is the best hacker isnt He?

[@soilology]

#ItWasntHisFault

[@alexthegreat7518]

#OMGWhatHasHeDone is an actual portal 2 song

[@ImReign]

"my father is a sad little octopus" Cave Johnson, 2017

[@Ribbons0121R121]

amd were bankrupt

[@lazercrusader9608]

3:40

[@Pop4484]

3:39?

[@theinkyblowfish]

wait this was 3 years ago?

[@carolynharriman5834]

Pfffff-

[@seanathin-c7n]

3:13 "400 walls, 60 ceilings and a floor". I can't even picture that lol

[@amyoakAnimation]

Basically just a trapezoid room

[@spacewoopersoup9003]

so a hotel

[@secretbaguette]

It is impossible to have one floor and more than one ceiling. Floor and ceiling dynamics asume that the ceiling is paralel to and directly above the floor. You can only really have one ceiling and one floor.

[@Angel_Underscore]

Weak.

[@shiptoster]

Secret Baguette **has a higher floor and lower ceiling** wrong

[@Cobalt985]

"Introducing the consumer version of our most popular product... the toilet." ded

[@_flamingdragon_]

As I read this comment the part that happens...

[@Bananappleboy]

Toitlet*

[@gabemox2941]

I mean they used to sell shower curtains, why not toilets as well?

[@kanjigodomo9696]

They come in hundreds of designer colors like CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, MEGA CRAP. What idiot-

[@Not_Edyay]

It’s is True not to Lie.

[@silphaer5353]

"And we are bankrupt." - So that's why we haven't had Portal 3 yet... I see. Obviously we must fire Cave Johnson and build a better Cave Johnson.

[@lorddraugr3138]

Then fire the guy who made that Cave Johnson.

[@starset4life175]

@@lorddraugr3138 Then fire the guys who made that Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[@lorddraugr3138]

Now I know we all remember we sunk all of that money into that duel portal divice, right?

[@rockyprotector8815]

Then fire the guys who made that portal gun

[@gwg2813]

Better Cave Johnsons cannot rust

[@luka0157]

"Caution. Rogue robots." I miss wall-E

[@sorentothesky]

Same bro

[@thegamingcat7050]

Same!

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

same

[@sneakyfrenchgirl]

We need wall-e 2

[@Darkness_56526]

@@sneakyfrenchgirl Wall-E was literally the only movie that deserved a sequel.

[@feifeili1658]

“I’m not gonna lie to ya, the cake is a lie” -Cave Johnston

[@stealthysniper61psn58]

Nice :)

[@cupofspiders5830]

paradox

[@ES457]

0:10- 'J. Jonah Jameson here. Now I know you sunk the Titanic, but don't worry, I'm here to tell you. Good job' XD

[@beckhewlett1703]

Now I know you sunk a lot of money into the duel portal device, but I am here to tell you the duel device does not work and we are almost bankrupt

[@vehicleboi5598]

Jayden and some random content So just make thise checks out to cash. We’re done here.

[@CheeseLord1216]

J.K. Sithmons here. We're banging rocks together and it's expensive as hell

[@definitelyglizzyton]

@@CheeseLord1216 "see? portal here, portal there, look at this thing go."

[@axelariel-tk6lx]

@@definitelyglizzyton it was at this moment that he knew he stuffed up

[@kefirsaphyr]

1:11 Came to remind you that sentence is somehow canon now

[@dontdrinkthewater5097]

Thank you. Gave me a good laugh.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

This is a test chamber *buzzer* This is a floor *buzzer* This is a test chamber. 400 walls, 60 ceilings, and a floor. Good enough for science. *buzzer joins the Empire*

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

First in you reply was "chest chamber" and the buzzer after "floor" is more intense.

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

This is a chest.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

@@epsilonthedragon1249 I'm not gonna lie to you, Aperture brand products clearly cannot be trusted. The solution? Fire Cave Johnson!

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Wolfsschanze Music Now I know you’ve sunk a lot of money into the Dual Portal Device, but I’m here to tell you the Dual Portal Device does not work, and we are almost bankrupt. So just make those checks out to cash.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

@@epsilonthedragon1249 We're done here.

[@glados2198]

video approved. I am glad that cave finally realized that test chambers need 400 walls and 60 ceilings.

[@ElectromasterTech]

Gaja Hinca DUH you use the Aperture Science panels to create an aparatus of 60 ceilings (GLaDOS is my stream bot account I made)

[@kemomusic5311]

and a floor

[@tadeogomez7303]

How about making a *f l o o r*

[@axolotl2959]

I am GLaDOS that cave finally realized that test chambers need 400 walls and 60 ceilings.

[@rockyprotector8815]

GLaDOS why were you mad at chell for killing you? You lied to her AND tried to kill her?

[@epicface7031]

"I'm not gonna lie to you, Aperture brand products clearly cannot be trusted, the solution? **finger snap** fire Cave Johnson." bruh

[@Akka5000]

the cheese boy

[@ryanhawe8234]

"And we're done here!"

[@deleteduser8652]

bruh your comment showed up he said that quote

[@williamhuggett7313]

Cave Johnson vs Saxton Hale

[@elijahjohnbuen844]

Soultion is too fire cave johnson.cave johnson this is your company so caroline is the one gonna be co of aperture

[@optillian4182]

"I'm not gonna lie to ya' the cake is a lie." I should've seen that coming.

[@SmileytheSmile]

What a twist.

[@hampsterdance1226]

*w e r e d o n e h e r e*

[@sutamitas4891]

Starting yay this message :(

[@VivacaForever]

Actually I Think Cave Said The Cave Is A Lie..

[@threeamigos4725]

@@SmileytheSmile My God, you're everywhere

[@jackofblades2006]

It's 4 in the morning but I have to watch this. *W E R E D O N E H E R E*

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

It was at this moment he knew, he stuffed up!

[@whyVevo]

And also were bankrupt.

[@aguywhohasaseriousproblemw2096]

Fire cave jhonson WE DUN HERE

[@marvin5892]

Musaid Abdullah 4:43 here. WHAT the fuck it was literally just eight in the evening.

[@lolbird_]

I'm watching this video while I'm eating...

[@LegitSiForNow]

The part where the turret is called the "toilet" nearly half a decade before Aperture Desk Job is either a hell of a prediction or Valve's way of respecting their fans. Both are incredible.

[@dhararry7929]

If valve had a shred of respect for their fans, TF2 would have more than 3 half-time developers.

[@megaloodin]

@@dhararry7929 They can't count to three, AMIRITE!? 897 Merivale Road, Ottawa, Ontario. 8 feet beneath the 'no dogs' sign next to the big maple tree lies the body of Malcolm Winfred, the 28 year old man who I stabbed to death with my trusty #2 Phillips 1000V Insulated Screwdriver at 8:47 PM Eastern Daylight Time

[@n0t_zat0ichi29]

@@dhararry7929 L

[@jacksongibbs8998]

@@dhararry7929 3? 3!?! THE VERY MENTION OF THAT NUMBER IS FORBIDDEN AT VALVE!!!

[@saccorhytus]

@@megaloodinMalcom in the middle

[@MOVEDjpeg]

"I know you sunk the Titanic, but don't worry. I'm here to tell you *GOOD JOB* "

[@Fishbowlnoface]

100th like

[@MOVEDjpeg]

Fishbowl Noface lol and it took me 1 year to get to 100 likes.

[@hl2betafan]

titanic just sunk in 1912

[@kakyocrack729]

I know you sunk the Britannic and i will tell you good job

[@Foxy02016]

Cinnamon Bunbuns I only find it funny knowing it’s J Johnna Jameson

[@tescoelvis4092]

Every time I look at our test chamber production line, I'm reminded of our test chamber production line.

[@cykachu8080]

Takahashi, Tell me a joke.

[@oliveboy9766]

Na-ni shimasho-ka?

[@SmileytheSmile]

When I look in the mirror I am reminded of a sad disgusting little idiot.

[@thomasthewest03]

And his father and all their fathers...

[@nascruz4051]

and now we're bankrupt

[@steverman2312]

Introducing the consumer version of our most popular product *_t h e t o i l e t_*

[@jerrygarcia4946]

the TOILET

[@acemagalor2519]

Toilets are very popular

[@GSFigure]

It screams whenever someone takes a dump in it.

[@P0MaIIIe4Ka_06]

I pasted a 125th like.

[@kiio1291]

Ok but what’s the military grade toilet? That’s just the consumer version...

[@imbored7779]

This might just be my new all time favorite YTP. We're done here.

[@thenerdyboii6436]

I'mBored777 It's the best Alpaca has done so far. It's his funniest.

[@gamefoun]

"Is's all right here at your fingertits" is also very good, I liked it even more than this one

[@NotBigSurprise]

I'mBored777 Toilet

[@imbored7779]

Fingertits is a classic.

[@anno0001]

Ohi

[@optimuspower92]

"Introducing, the consumer version of our most popular product, the toilet!" I died. I died even more when the monster came on :D I love this video!!

[@tomlawson4713]

Drew Smith Make those cheques out to cash or IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

[@optimuspower92]

*dies again*

[@candied_meme8610]

Drew Smith I laughed when the man said "crap, *crap* mega crap, and -different- crap"

[@KEL5isGodrules]

this is a test chamber 400 walls 60 ceilings and a floor good enough for science

[@captainobvious9201]

"Gentlemen, I give to you: The Lol boot. Think of it as a foot based suit of armor for the foot- Dammit Check this out: We told this test subject to just try to land on her boots She can't do it." -Cave Johnson 2017

[@FrahdChikun]

1:16 This joke aged INCREDIBLY well.

[@richietribe9487]

Why that?

[@astral-p1823]

@@richietribe9487 Because in Aperture Desk Job there's an invention called the Toilet Turret.

[@TheTdw2000]

I wonder what the odds are one of the devs took the idea from this YTP

[@NOguy667]

OMG IT DID LMFAO

[@xenomax9114]

skibidi

[@splnrt..50]

"My father is a sad little octopus." 🐙

[@Shiggy]

We're done here

[@TheMeanMongoose]

Octodad is sad, give him head.

[@Legojake94]

octo dadddddd....

[@demontorch]

Dinoèl Ztevark lol

[@shrekboi69-63]

Every time I look at our test chamber production line I'm reminded of our test chamber production line. And we're bankrupt.

[@Jedibob5]

"And as our data clearly shows, humans are FAT."

[@DoctressCalibrator]

You mean humans in US?

[@greenjoe4202]

Doctress Calibrator fat people are everywhere, MINDBLOWN.

[@h4724-q6j]

I really hope that one was meant to be a reference to Portal 2.

[@Paragon13]

"I'm not gonna lie to you; Aperature-brand products clearly cannot be trusted. The solution: Fire Cave Johnson."

[@CJCroen1393]

GLaDOS knows that more than anything.

[@thecommoncard9237]

1:25 man this is good editing. feels like the turret was actually in that movie lol

[@t65bx25]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJqQn4CNnKeIppI

[@thecommoncard9237]

@@t65bx25 very interesting...

[@Chris_Cross]

Plus that part with Superman and P-Body.

[@cupofspiders5830]

the baby is the turret

[@thecommoncard9237]

@@cupofspiders5830 pew pew

[@thomasselvig1212]

3:14 This is a test chamber 400 walls 60 ceilings and a floor good enough for science

[@ethanhaase6272]

Inventoxz 3:14159

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Inventoxz *l X l*

[@randomcommenter10_]

Not Aperture Science.

[@GoldenFreddy-tv2gg]

We're done here

[@camoufleur]

|X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| |X| this is a chest

[@DrPew-ph5du]

"They come in hundreds of designer colors including: Crap, Crap, Crap, Uhh... Mega Crap."

[@NotBigSurprise]

Dr. Pew What idiot did-!?

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

Dr. Pew its actually "crap, crap (im different), crap (nah), mega crap, WHAT IDIOT PICKED IT"

[@WalleBot]

Dr. Pew Bra

[@R4dm1n]

"Now I know you sunk the titanic." I'm doomed. "But don't worry, I'm here to tell you good job." Oh, okay.

[@TheBeast9417YT]

0:12

[@PotatoBullets115]

And... We are bankrupt. The solution: Fire Cave Johnson.

[@Alegriacaptions]

YOU CANNOT FIRE CAVE JOHNSON! Idk ! Aperture Science is Cave Johnson! If you want to fire someone, fire the rest of the world for making them bankrupt!

[@Y337n3ss]

"this is a test chamber. good enough for Aperture science. we're done here." *WRONG* "this is a chest chamber" *WRONG* "this is a floor" *_W R O N G_*

[@TheBeast9417YT]

This is a test chamber. Four HUNDRED walls, 60 ceilings and a floor. Good enough for science. **DARTH VADER THEME COMPOSED OF BUZZERS**

[@Y337n3ss]

@@TheBeast9417YT "this is a chest"

[@seanmaxmyla]

@@Y337n3ss dear god

[@MmadA-lg6ix]

@@seanmaxmyla there's more

[@seanmaxmyla]

@@MmadA-lg6ix no

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

“We’re Banging Rocks Together, And It’s Expensive As Hell.”

[@thebluejintythomasthetanke587]

Monkey hits rocks together Business is boomin

[@alt8791]

*chernobyl intensifies*

[@lacijuhos7613]

*finishes room* Aaaaaaaaand we're bankrupt.

[@thejay8963]

Laci Juhos *traps test subject in room for eternity*

[@Cris-pt3jw]

0:28 "we're banging rocks over here and its expensive as hell" 😂

[@nikims_]

Cyberneticbro Lolololol

[@megacat4529]

Hi

[@bronyboi0072]

@@nikims_ .

[@one_mothyboi]

XP

[@timelordsrapbattles8498]

Moral of the story: Cave Johnson clearly cannot be trusted.

[@pixelthedragon4272]

The solution? Fire Aperture Brand Products!

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@Sir Sir The better cave johnson clearly cannot build robots.

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@Sir Sir The better boots clearly cannot be trusted.

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@Sir Sir And build better robots to build humans, but studies show humans clearly are not robots.

[@Pixelusually]

@@kayleighmoore6951 solution: Fire those robots and make better humans

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

1:16 "The toilet" made me explode. This is absolutely going on my favorites.

[@SkippyZii]

same

[@bronyboi0072]

I think it said the toyret

[@tadeogomez7303]

We've got many variations like the crap, crap, crap, mega crap.

[@IceyDicey0719]

No its crap

[@yes.2875]

My father is a *sad little octopus.*

[@adrianh.5038]

Gaben: "Make Portal 3, then put that game through a floor with a crusher. Fired the guys who made that game. We're done here." _Literally everyone: _*_|X| |X| |X|_*

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

That guy: “fire gaben and build a better gaben and build a better portal 3!”

[@jacksongibbs8998]

@@Core_Of_The_Void That fire the guy who made that Portal 3 and build Half Life 3

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@jacksongibbs8998 and then run the fires person through a floor in the crusher and make a even better Portal 3!

[@katthedog521]

0:55 That’s some clean editing right there.

[@thenerdyboii6436]

"We're done here." will become the new "Uh huh, sure."

[@Ko_Zilek]

And we're 𝑝 𝑖 𝑧 𝑧 𝑎 𝑡 𝑖 𝑚 𝑒!

[@starset4life175]

Nemo 2003 Uh huh sure

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

Star Lord UH huh, NOBEL PRIZE!

[@thenerdyboii6436]

Phantom PEKKA "Hey DON'T PUSH ME!!!"

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

Star Lord *slap*

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Hello investors! J. Jonah Jamison here!

[@n3vermore771]

Fact: J. J. Jameson was performed by J. K. Simmons who ALSO voiced Cave Johnson

[@techissus7449]

Nino7771 everyone knows but still a cool fact

[@fishum6483]

I didn't.

[@pointblank9402]

we're done here

[@GibusWearingMann]

Now I know you sunk the Titanic, but don't worry, I'm here to tell you good job.

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

Somebody thought their shoes were Portal Boots, and probably jumped off a tree or roof. 0:53

[@notquitehadouken]

"our data clearly shows,better humans cannot rust" THEN RUN THOSE HUMANS THROUGH A FLOOR WITH A CRUSHER

[@willeklof]

Tripwire Gamer We’re done here.

[@Optimus97]

Then fire the guy who made those humans, and build ROBOTS!

[@waluigicultmember2539]

Then crush those robots, and build better robots

[@astral-p1823]

@@waluigicultmember2539 I didn't know they allowed retards in Aperture Science!

[@AroShadeWeaver]

Are you saying you can't build robots or a test chamber

[@repapeti98]

-We told this *monster* to just go ahead and try and get close to that baby. -Hi. -AAAAAAAHHH!!! *shooting sounds*

[@cykachu8080]

*shooting sounds*

[@NotBigSurprise]

repapeti good _knight_

[@SadCreeperGamer]

repapeti XD

[@SmileytheSmile]

I'm a monster and I love AAAALL the kiiiiids!

[@genericname5880]

repapeti *bursts out laughing*

[@scientistdoggo]

Everyone's saying "What if GLaDOS was a GPS" Well, I'm gonna do something different. What if WHEATLEY Was a GPS? "Ok, Turn left...NOW!" "Oh, the light is...red? I guess that means something bad. What happens when the light is Purple?" "Ok, Now turn Reft." "Now turn... Light" "Oh, I messed it all up now!" "We're lost now, I guess." "Hang on, Let me hack the route-" BANG "You've got Car insurance, Right?"

[@GSFigure]

Lets not

[@goosifyed9717]

Scientist Doggo this is my new favorite comment ever

[@average7557]

@Cerese *unaudible robot noises*

[@BoatheadMan]

was the last bit from sonic?

[@LunaProtogen]

D a v i d Insulting... How?

[@weezerfanatic5320]

its-its not a laaazer, its a little light bulb that blinks shutup

[@theconductoresplin8092]

This is the same technology we've been using on James Bond for decades

[@neonblade8591]

@@theconductoresplin8092 inspiring stuff

[@theconductoresplin8092]

@@neonblade8591 Yay you get the reference

[@destroyerofbothworlds8607]

Cave Johnson: Introducing the consumer version of our most popular product: The toilet! Me: Oh, it's one of those modern Japanese toilets!

[@coatman4927]

DestroyerOfBothWorlds hey nice uh profile picture Can't tell if you've seen my video, Antoine Delak's video or both but hey. Nice profile picture

[@Lutra89]

3:39 Guys, we finally found Octodad.

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

And his son!

[@POTC_Oscarandfriens2.0]

DA SAD LEETLE OCTOPOOSS

[@Intelligence_Core3]

DA SAD LEETLE OCTOPOOSS

[@MarcSisco]

Now I know you sunk the Titanic, but don't worry i'm here to tell you good job.

[@sebastienc.6296]

DEMAN lol!

[@jordanbunayog7124]

Iceburg: Thanks!

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

IDK whether to like or dislike that, so I'm staying neutral!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

were done here

[@dr.bright6272]

I know you sunk a lot of money into the portal device, but I'm here to tell you the portal device does not work, and we're almost bankrupt.

[@aurora1089]

Gentlemen, I give you the lawl boot. Think of it as a foot-based suit of armour for the foot.

[@zorxtom7803]

*zooms in on someone being kabobbled to death by falling*

[@aurora1089]

dammit

[@NotBigSurprise]

Marvel *human gets dismembered* Damn it!

[@KungFuCutbug]

_[kersploot]_ DAMNIT

[@JediEdi]

"Robots clearly cannot be trusted" DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

[@oferzilberman5049]

0:28 "We're banging rocks together and it's expensive as hell" *_Wheeses to death_*

[@Trainboi1983]

Gxhsieoejb

[@adamwash917]

"Four walls, a ceiling and a floor. We're done here"

[@loganfletcher55]

Four hundred walls and 16 xeilings

[@Daniel-pt1sr]

Sixty*

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

"We told this monster to try and get close to that baby." "Hai :3" "AAAAAAAAAAAH"

[@trollbreeder2534]

*The LoL boot* *Think of it as a foot based suit of armor for the FOOT*

[@trollbreeder2534]

*HUMANS ARE FAT*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

DAMNIT

[@withiethewither1993]

cave johnson here, now I know you all are really eager for portal 3, we've tried counting to 3 and we've spent so much money on it were almost bankrupt. so no portal 3 or half life 3. "cave johnson we're done here."

[@adriannaevans3680]

So send those checks out to cash. *OR WE"LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.*

[@kristoftoth1590]

with the lemons!

[@luck5550]

@@kristoftoth1590 combustible lemons

[@Pixelusually]

@@kristoftoth1590 I'm gonna get my engineers to design a combustible lemon to burn your house down!

[@deftcoleman0552]

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!! Burning people! He said what we’re all thinking!

[@knighteix]

1:26 Cave Johnson: "We told this monster to just go ahead and try to get close to that baby." Turret: "Hi" Monster: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

[@protonjones54]

"Where can I fit in Toby's scene of him eating shit on cars around here..." A question alpaca asks himself every time he starts a new YTP.

[@jackstaubersmicropop-topic3383]

1:16 i laughed at this joke for 3 minutes straight

[@MyLeg_Fred]

@Vincent Nguyen WHAT IDIOT THI-

[@timelordsrapbattles8498]

_the toilet_

[@louisejones8154]

Hi hahahahhahahhahahhah

[@APERTUREAEC]

haha yeah me to this one got the best of me

[@disgal6235]

The lool boots

[@Ribbons0121R121]

a foot based suit of armor for the foot DAMNIT

[@AroShadeWeaver]

We told this test subject to try to land on her boots

[@garchomplord5081]

dark skull she can’t do it

[@bloodthorniii]

Garchomp Lord so anyway we’re between banks right now

[@sourcefoxmakersfm237]

@@bloodthorniii so just make those checks out to cash

[@captainobvious9201]

"Gentlemen, I give to you: The Lol boot. Think of it as a foot based suit of armor for the foot- Dammit Check this out: We told this test subject to just try to land on her boots She can't do it." -Cave Johnson 2017

[@gloriachristopher8659]

So obvious

[@Fist_Of_Khonshu]

1:10 This aged well if you played Aperture Desk Job lmao

[@AlexFoxZZZ]

Cave Johnson, *you're fired*!

[@h0verman]

you're terminated

[@literallyanidiot2880]

Now tell these products to get back to working, or elsh you're *FIRED!* Haha! Go on! Tell them what you think!

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

We're done here.

[@coinlockerbaby578]

Alex **Trumping intensifies**

[@biggene3043]

*_BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!_*

[@Adrot]

At least it's an epic way to go bankrupt. "Bankruptcy isn't about why, it's about _WHY NOT_?!"

[@badusername9903]

lot of test subjects getting broken, but don't worry, they're done here

[@Kitty-hx2pr]

Cave_Johnson.exe has stopped responding.

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

The solution? Fire Cave Johnson!

[@thebloxxer22]

*crashes due to NullPointerException*

[@lucy6472]

3:19 *imperialmarch.exe has failed*

[@WalleBot]

woooow vader.

[@emeraldnickel]

68th like. Someone finish the job

[@doctorfaker391]

Not worry i was the 69th one! I did it.

[@emeraldnickel]

There’s 70 now I’m unliking

[@foundationgamer9771]

@@emeraldnickel just liked, saw the replies, and unliked

[@skittl_e]

3:29 The solution! Fire Cave Johnson

[@RushFreak]

3:19 Finally found the song name! *Aperture Acoustic Testing Initiative - The Imperial March (Remix) feat. Klaxon Buzzer*

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Link?

[@MecitGames]

Where link?

[@theseerllama]

"Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the foot"

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Splat "... *DAHMIT* "

[@JJungleJapeson]

1:16 This just became canon.

[@soulenoid6701]

this is a test chamber 400 walls 60 ceilings and a floor *good enough for science* EDIT: 800+ likes jesus christ guys...

[@adrianh.5038]

Pyrrhic Victory *|X|*

[@thenerdyboii6436]

Pyrrhic Victory We're done here.

[@toxicman9128]

Pyrrhic Victory uh huh sure

[@soulenoid6701]

Toxic Man cannot be trusted

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Pyrrhic Victory the x was a star wars

[@donn5829]

I know u sunk the titanic, good job

[@Cacowninja]

LOL a really good job considering more people died than survived the Titanic.

[@ProGamer-tq5kv]

And aperture laboratories is almost being banked rob **LATER** and were bank robbed

[@velonian5154]

bankrupt dumbass

[@heligotrope]

KZbin Wanderer Do you think Cave Johnson lost his mind making this?

[@thesimpletroll2769]

KZbin Wanderer i know you sunk the titanic and im jest here to say good job

[@cheenyboppers]

It's funny that the new Valve tech demo just confirmed that turrets did indeed start out as toilets; toilets loaded to the brim with bullets, that is!

[@MarioTransformer7001]

And we're bankrupt. So send those checks out to cash. W E R E D O N E H E R E

[@TalonTheRetroGamer]

The best Alpacahawk YTP since Peter Parker Wants Pizza Time.

[@woutwereld9366]

3:21, 'this is a chest' i nearly choked on that one

[@supersonicbros23]

"--- And we are bankrupt." **Video ends** Well played.

[@HeliosKafar]

"Same technology we've been using on James Bond for decades" LOL

[@unamed668]

0:50 i give you the LOL boots

[@legobuilder-go5ix]

1:16 new product... the toilet!

[@SansIsLost]

It’s canon now Lmao

[@ProGoinggo202]

@@SansIsLostOMG I JUST REALISED WOW

[@Punchadragon]

This is the lazer we've been using on James Bond for decades

[@3ofSpades]

Inspiring stuff.

[@torchergames4250]

Hello investors! We’re done here.

[@patriziabrincat7479]

BEST PRODUCT EVER, 5 stars on Amazon

[@kanderion5685]

@@GI1Tch1 cancer

[@fiazbot5921]

I'll be taking that Nobel prize now, thanks!

[@Pixelusually]

Hello investors srotsevni olleh

[@Pixelusually]

@@GI1Tch1 I finally find another piggy player, and it's you

[@MistyShnekin]

My father is a sad little octopus.Aaaand we're bankrupt.

[@HumanBeanOfficial]

watching this for the first time was 3 minutes and 59 seconds of pure euphoria.

[@internetidiot9877]

Watching this for the seventh time was 3 minutes and 59 seconds of pure euphoria

[@HumanBeanOfficial]

Watching this 15 times was 59 minutes and 45 seconds of pure euphoria

[@GI1Tch1]

The turret being called "the toilet" aged so well

[@connork.3855]

"Think of it as a foot based armor for the foot... *Damn it*"

[@blinkachu05]

Lloyd? Is dat you? How'd you go back to your season 3 look?

[@thatoneguy9582]

0:32 "portal here, portal there" Throw a turret in the air Watch for the bullets that'll graze your hair

[@youtubeidiot6682]

Everywhere Crush O'Hare

[@legokenobi1185]

That One Guy Everybody run, Everybody RUN! you are not safe in apperture

[@rockyprotector8815]

You are safe.. I am sure

[@wirtz7223]

3:19 The impossible quiz when you get a problem wrong

[@dob6696]

0:05 Me walking in then backing away from a test realizing I will fail it

[@toymagmadon07]

More like 0:08

[@yvesheinrich5013]

The solution - Half Life 3.

[@SuperNinjaFat]

Or alternatively If you want to consider their last original game, (Finishes Portal 2) Gaben: "We're done here."

[@ChaseMC215]

Brandon Gray Did you know that Half Life 3 is announced?

[@yvesheinrich5013]

+MC Chase I think you're a bit later for April Fool's Day.

[@ChaseMC215]

Yves Heinrich That was yesterday

[@yvesheinrich5013]

+MC Chase Exactly ;)

[@Anvil1137]

1:16 Aperture Desk Job changed the meaning of this joke. I couldn't stop thinking about this once I saw it in a playthrough on YT.

[@SadatEverything]

1:17 so you predicted aperture desk job

[@Zixye]

This makes a whole lot more sense after the release of Aperture Desk Job

[@LegitSiForNow]

It's been 5 years since this video came out, and since then, the turret toilet remark has been mentioned in a Valve game. While not exactly canon, it's still an example of something extraordinarily rare, something that only comes once in a lifetime.

[@camoufleur]

3:22 I NEED A 1 HOUR EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT CLIP

[@bingoccolon]

family friendly "he sTufFeD up"

[@roaringthunder115]

The part with J Jonah Jameson and the Titanic got me

[@lokivision9817]

Me too!

[@pk2_637]

gentlemen I give you, the LOL boot.

[@connorconnor2421]

lUnnG Büt

[@ii3851]

Rommelsfor _ LoOoL boot

[@Ribbons0121R121]

think of it as a foot based suit of armor for the foot

[@astral-p1823]

@@ii3851 Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the foot-

[@astral-p1823]

DAMMIT

[@projectkepleren]

human are fat build a better human a better human can't rust

[@sonicrunn3r895]

Then fire the guys who made those humans and build robots. Then crush those robots and build better robots

[@k1tcaliber]

"introducing the consumer version of our most popular product: the toilet" was this foreshadowing for desk job

[@machine_cow]

the LITERAL *BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN*