YTP - Arby's Messed Up

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

"Instead of bringing Bourbon to the party, *Arby's now has Coke"* NOW IT'S A PARTY.

[@gerryjr6490]

I know a party with just carbonated drinks and not alcohol

[@gerryjr6490]

@Emily Shultz Dudette coke is a carbonated beverage I thought you knew that

[@gageadams5166]

@Dergetzoskit Who says it can't be both😉

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

I like Coca Cola! So I see what you’re talking about! Also unrelated fact I created a Bambisona named “Hashimus” and he’s based off Hashima Island and Tumultuous Manbi. He attacks intruders but if he enters the dreams of a kid who’s suffering from trauma or depression he will say “Have Not Dread little one.” When the kid in question wakes up they will have a bag of croutons on the kitchen counter. Reports from children state that his voice is Raspy and Deep and has a bit of reverb to it.

[@PIX11TrueCrimeNewsBatmanFan21]

Not good. Coke is short for Cocaine which is worse.

[@olex3061]

0:53 The genuine fear you can hear in, “ARBYS MESSED UP 😰”

[@NerdyMangler]

Oopsi.

[@saagabragi6938]

@@NerdyMangler DaThings!

[@Cpt_John_Price]

ARBYS WE HAVE THE #BEES

[@seatspud]

Flirting with death. Coke.

[@Donut-im9lk]

cok

[@arturohp14]

All our food keeps blowing up!!! >:(

[@arturohp14]

1:29

[@arturohp14]

Yayyyy

[@jakershampter5676]

Arby's. We have arby's

[@Scorch-SkittishMCJames813]

It does! So mean 😭

[@fisherferguson7250]

Kaboom!

[@squaredanimator]

The edits in this are golden. “Adulthood comes with many responsibilities… BEER CAN!”

[@Diana_Perez9641]

Funny

[@barrentwo505]

"Therapy *cop* on a plane."

[@Woofrie]

Especially if you don't like TVs or alcohol!

[@Da_ni_el_le]

@@Woofrie We don't make sense.

[@barrentwo505]

Turkey baster.

[@rimakazoku9243]

“Oh no! Why did we peak?!” This feels more like a secret admission than a joke lmaooo 😭💀

[@James_the_Flames]

I love that instead of blowing it up, they actually shoot it with a deagle

[@glizzy4936]

0:20 "Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up *BOOM* AHH-"

[@artasky6093]

I mean...he right deep fry whole turkey is very risky

[@dainyailsmith7648]

Yes, explosions

[@duncanation]

*uncontrollable laughter*

[@saagabragi6938]

@@artasky6093 Yet americans keep setting fires and blowing themselves up, because they feel victimized when "the authorities" tell them not to do that.

[@easttur19auttp]

⁠@@duncanation *insert clip of a sea ship*

[@crazisaturn2274]

"Gravy." "Arby's. We have G r a v y."

[@Woofrie]

This is a filet-o-fish sandwich.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@Woofrie nature can be really disappointing sometimes.

[@MacchinaYT]

Something's up with that sandwich

[@repulser93]

So Ed is in charge of Arby’s? Does that mean their sandwiches will now be served on buttered toast?

[@alexissherrill5624]

*Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.* *BEER CAN!* 🍺

[@switchimicheal_]

Therapy cock on a plane..

[@bloodymoonthehedgehog7829]

Therapy cock on the plain

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Therapy ???? On a plane

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Especially if you don't like TV's or alcohol!

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 we don’t make sense!

[@arielruh7773]

0:53 ah ah He said it ,He said it

[@jordy_de-zee]

oopsi kzbin.infoUgkxjBQ2rus8BzvvhuTYXvbCiWFemo1Bm71i

[@soren8r]

When you are arbys, you can do certain things, like *MOMMA CHICKEN*

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

If your child ever asks you "Where do sandwiches come from?", tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them...

[@Lopal12]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 MAMMA CHICKIN

[@Woofrie]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 All our food keeps blowing up!

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

*the curly fries explode* Part of me wishes I'd been hit by that car instead!

[@Woofrie]

Yaaaaayy!

[@thepoiedit7246]

"if your child have asked where do sandwiches come from, tell them the truth, look them straight in the eyes and tell them ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!"

[@thegamerontop5348]

*yay!*

[@Flame07518]

I really thought he was going to pull “look your child straight in the eyes and tell them” “mama chicken.”

[@thepoiedit7246]

@@Flame07518 mama chicken

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

'Part of me wishes I've been hit by that car instead!'

[@Weirdinternetgirl]

1:26 look them straight in the eyes and tell them all our food keeps blowing up!

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Part of wishes I been hit by that car instead

[@Weirdinternetgirl]

@@Core_Of_The_Void two trucks

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@Weirdinternetgirl erm you’re supposed to say YAAAAAY

[@Woofrie]

Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.

[@arielruh7773]

Adulthood comes with many responsibilities

[@thepbcenthusiast7561]

0:55 Arby’s new meddexmemeatsmemadex 😂

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

*burger explosion* WHAT!?!

[@bldymoon3222]

Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend "Pepsi" in 2 commercial a year

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Coke.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on earth.

[@bigman542]

sounds like it would be a giant fucking sandwich

[@BigTiger_99]

Lyrics: One *ARBY’S!* yyyyyyyyyyyyyeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Arby’s had a choice to make, Snow offense to Eggplant, but WHAT IS IT? If you like Flirting with Death, BUFFALO CHICKEN! Ok, that’s ridiculous… Arby’s Reubennn!!! Deep fry your Turkey at home and risk Blowing it up- **explosion** AAH! (laughs) (Boat horn) Instead of bringing *Bourbon* to the party… *Arby’s Now has COKE!* If you like Bacon, Hey! Maybe dial it back a bit on the Bacon, The YUMMY Way is to Fry it! *The Scenarios are Unsettling…* **Explosion** (sigh) But then, in 2017, A BIG Announcement is Coming! … ARBY’S MESSED UP! Arby’s NEW **unintelligible** **explosion** WHAT! Arby’s had an agreement to feature their good friend *Pepsi* in 2 commercials a year… *COKE!* Fresh Mozzarella, from the most LUXUUURIOUS Place on earth, *1964* …you shouldn’t be there When you’re Arby’s, you can do certain things, like… *Mama Chicken!* If your Child ever asks “Where do Sandwiches come from?” Tell then the truth. Look them Straight in the Eyes and Tell them, *ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!* **explosions** Part of me wishes I’d been hit by that car Instead! **chuckle** YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Adulthood, comes with many responsibilities, BEER CAN Therapy c*ck on a Plane, Especially if you don’t like TVs or Alcohol! We Don’t Make Sense… *TURKEY BASTER* Miami-imaiM Miami Cuban with Slowww-LaRuuuulle-sted *Pork Cock*… BE THERE! And ask THIS Woman… “You wanna put WHAT? WHERE?” Saaaauaaace Saw, AND A TOP BUN? “…Okay” *Gravy!* *ARBY’S!* We Have *Gravy!* This is a Filet O Fish Sandwich, Nature can be Really Disappointing sometimes… …something’s up with that sandwich- **explosion** OH NO! WHY DID WE PEAK? *LETTUCE!* …Which one of our *Kids* we’d want to Eat! GIUSEPPE! Bun dust… “I’M the King of the Castle, And YOU’RE the Dirty Rascal!, Crash Into Meee! Crash Into Meee!” **heavy panting* WHAT! IS GOING ON! **explosion* AAH! …Pepsiii, And everyone ate Happily Ever After, The End… ARBY’S! We Have ARBY’S! …”I Dunno… Arby’s is pretty COOL!…” *Cue Sandwich Violence!* **explosion**

[@Woofrie]

Everyone like this comment so we can see it

[@NeonLights84X]

Meddex Gameatnex Eemudex

[@macroplanet]

2:24 "which one of our kids we want to eat?" " *Giuseppe?* "

[@ShwappaJ]

BUN DUST

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@ShwappaJ I’m the king of the castle, and you’re the dirty rascal! Crash into me! (x2)

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

*heavily crazy panting* What is going on? *sandwich explodes* Ah!

[@RexGrimm]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 …Pepsi

[@bldymoon3222]

@@RexGrimm And everyone ate happily ever after, The end

[@OppositeofHATE7]

The fresh mozzarella from 1964 absolutely killed me in my bed

[@riley1049]

0:16 Okay, that's ridiculous. (Texas Brisket sandwich with a cowboy hat - 😂)

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Arby's Reuben...!

[@antioriginalityguy]

Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up. *Flashback*

[@Woofrie]

*nervous laughter*

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

*"The Sea"*

[@Woofrie]

Instead of bringing bourbon to the party...

[@cdogandduke]

1:15 “when you’re Arby’s you can do certain things. Like… Mama Chicken!😃

[@ThatNoobKing]

The Arby's voice gives me the Stanley Parable narrator vibes

[@ShwappaJ]

0:12 If ya like flirting with death, BUFFALO CHICKEN

[@KYPsCartoonChannel]

Okay, that's ridiculous.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Arby's Reuben...!

[@bldymoon3222]

Deep fry at turkey at home and risk blowing up

[@antioriginalityguy]

*Flashback*

[@Woofrie]

*Nervous laughter*

[@XavierEdick]

1:11 The Year Arby's was first founded

[@davianscollectionofvhsdvds2740]

0:02 Arby's, in a drunk voice

[@Jakepearl13]

Missed opportunity for "WE HAVE THE MEEMS"

[@XboxAgentIce007]

All joking aside…that beef & cheddar topped with curly fries at 1:16 looks slammin! 😋

[@council55]

"Arby's, you can do certain things like.. "ｍａｍａ ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎ..."

[@Firealarm7420]

0:26 reactions at 1am

[@council55]

Accurate Lyrics: One.. *Arby's!* _(Menacing guitar riff)_ *Yheaaaaaayyyyyy..* Arby's had a choice to make No offense eggplant.. but what is it?! If you like flirting with death.. *Buffalo Chicken!* Okay, that's ridiculous. _Arby's Reubeeeennn~!_ Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up- *(BOOM) AAH-* (Nervously laughing) *(Boat horn)* Instead of bringing _Bourbon_ to the party.. *Arby's now has coke.* If you like bacon.. *Hey, maybe dail it back a bit on the bacon!* The *Yummy* way is to fry it. *T h e s c e n a r i o s a r e u n s e t t l i n g* *(BOOM)* _(Exhausted sigh)_ But then.. in 2017..! A big announcement is coming! *Arby's messed up!* Arby's new *megxghmeatmeemxegmegax* *(BOOM) WHAT?!?!* ..Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend - Pepsi in *2* commercials a year. *Coke.* Fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on earth..! *1964..* _you shouldn't be there!_ ..When you're Arby's you can do certain things like... *mama chicken* If your child ever asks where do sandwiches come from - Tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them.. *ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!* _"PartOfMeWishesIdbeenHitByThatCarInstead"_ *(Unnerved wheeze)* *Yaaaayyy!* Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.. *BEER CAN!* -therapy c### on a plane.. Especially if you don't like TV's or alcohol..! We don't make sense! *Turkey baster!* A miamiiammiamicubanwissoooolroool- *pork c###..* *be there!* And ask this woman.. "You want to put what.. where?" *Sooohsooh* And a top bun..?! "okey :)" *gravy* Arby's, We have *gravy* This is a filet-o-fish sandwich. Nature can be really disappointing.. sometimes *somethings up with that sandwich!* *(BOOM)* OH NO! Why did we peak?! *LLLLettuce!* Which.. one of our kids we want to eat..? *GIUSEPPE!* _bun dust_ "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! Crash into me, Crash into me!" *(Panting)* WHAT IS GOING ON?! *(BOOM)* AH- *...............................................pepsiii* And everyone ate happily ever after, The end. Arby's, we have Arbys! (Silence) "I don't know.. Arby's is pretty cool! _Cue sandwich violence._ *(BOOM)* The end.

[@tfsvids9766]

0:47 But then in 2017.... *A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING.....* *arbys messed up :(* Rip arbys 🙏 (19??-2017)

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Arby’s *insert gibberish*

[@bldymoon9141]

WHAT?!?!?!

[@antioriginalityguy]

........Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend pepsi in 2 commercials a year. 2 commercials later.... *COKE.*

[@Woofrie]

Fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on Earth.

[@duncanation]

1964

[@riley1049]

0:41 The scenarios are unsettling. 💥 (Sigh)

[@antioriginalityguy]

But then in 2017... *A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING.* ARBY'S MESSED UP!

[@Woofrie]

Arby's new meddexmemeatsmemadex

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

*burger explodes* WHAT?!?!?!

[@MacchinaYT]

​@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend, Pepsi, In 2 commercials a year.

[@Mr.Inspector]

Coke

[@echothefreak9396]

As someone who just finished playing the netflix version of Minecraft Story Mode, hearing “Reuben” described as a food made me scream

[@user-jpnippon1n]

HAHAHAHAH

[@bababooei]

the fact that this channel only has THIS SINGLE VIDEO is criminal

[@Karmy.]

I know right

[@thetechsavvy01]

I think he had other videos but they could have gotten removed

[@pannywanny5322]

This is just how Arby's sounds to me

[@thedecentgamer7818]

1:32 isnt that the guy who had the manga about the brother and the sister?

[@tdimensional6733]

I feel like this ytp would go insane while high

[@alexius_1]

"Which one of our kids would you wanna eat?"

[@neurofr]

2:47 exactly what Arby's has

[@cynthiavargas4802]

Arby's We Have The Meat

[@wintertheampharos4725]

“Arby’s new Italian Meatball sub, aptly named the Italian Italian, should come with meatballs. Well Arby’s messed up! OOPSI

[@tfsvids9766]

1:01 arbys has an agreement to feature their good freind pepsi *hi im pepsi!* In two commercails a year..... Pepsi: i hope coke isnt- *COKE.*

[@MacchinaYT]

Fresh mozzarella, from the most luxurious place on earth!

[@Necyar]

Pebbsi

[@bigman542]

“Which one of our kids do we want to eat?”

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Giuseppe?

[@Woofrie]

Bun dust.

[@SGPOOPS]

2:57 cue sandwich violence 💥

[@tfsvids9766]

If your child askes where do sandwitches cime from... 1:21 Tell the truth... Look at them straight in the eyes and tell themmmm...... *😠😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!----- *BOOM*

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Royal Oak: Part of me wishes I’ve been hit by that car instead. Announcer dude in all arbys ads: YAAAAAAAAY!

[@Woofrie]

Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Beer can!

[@MacchinaYT]

​@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Therapy cop on a plane

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

"If you like flirting with death." "Buffalo chicken!" "Okay, that's just ridiculous." 😂

[@barrentwo505]

[1:15] When you're Arby's, you can do certain things, like... *_MOMMA CHICKEN._*

[@Woofrie]

If your child ever asks where sandwiches come from, tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eye and tell them...

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!!!

[@barrentwo505]

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 *explodes* Part of me wishes I'd been hit by that car instead.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

YAAAAAAAY!!!

[@barrentwo505]

Adulthood comes with many responsibilities. *BEER CAN!*

[@christophermorin9036]

This is even funnier because I never see Arby's commercials. Ever. So it's just complete nonsense lol.

[@Psychophrenic]

0:05 "eeeeEEEEYEYEEEeeeeee"

[@Woofrie]

Arby's had a choice to make.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

No offense to eggplant... but what is it?

[@bldymoon9141]

If ya like flirting with death

[@duncanation]

Buffalo Chicken!

[@Woofrie]

Okay, that's ridiculous.

[@SwesomegamerX]

i’ve been to arby’s once in my life i’ve seen more of the commercials than restaurants

[@-your-ordinary-skunk-7925]

0:54 he be spittin' bars

[@Txchh]

2:35 "WHAT IS GOING ON??" BOOM "AH-"

[@MacchinaYT]

PEPSI.

[@Txchh]

@@MacchinaYT AND EVERYONE ATE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END.

[@MacchinaYT]

@@Txchh Arby's. WE HAVE ARBY'S

[@MrSwitchup01]

TURKEY BASTER

[@enchantria5983]

0:26 *The sea* got me

[@Da_ni_el_le]

"And risk blowing it up-" "AAAAAA-"

[@site_71-h6y]

0:12 SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Due to the inherent nature of the anomaly's activation conditions within human biology, SCP-6969 cannot be contained at this time. Efforts are directed towards nullifying the thaumaturgical activation of SCP-6969 on a global scale via application of the Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String. Regardless, as SCP-6969's effects are self-censoring and global neutralization would be immensely costly, this is considered a low priority. Access to this file is restricted to individuals with Level 5/6969 clearance to prevent panic amongst wider Foundation personnel. Due to the large amount of individuals attempting to access this file for unknown reasons, editing the file has been locked, and requires O5 or Research Lead credentials. DESCRIPTION: SCP-6969 is the designation for a thaumaturgic biological process which occurs during ejaculation. When a human being attempts to discharge - whether during the process of intercourse or, more commonly, not - a series of internal thaumaturgic processes occur within the individual's genitalia, affecting the entire body. Over the duration of approximately two seconds, the affected subject will enter and experience a causal time loop, repeatedly beginning at the moment of ejaculation and lasting a short period of time. No changes to the subject's physiology are preserved between time loops, save for two factors: one, the activity of the nervous system, and two, sperm's genetic composition (where applicable).1 Upon conclusion of an unknown number of repetitions, the causal time loop ceases, and a secondary thaumaturgic effect activates. The secondary effect resets the nervous system to the state it was when the time loop began, allowing for the seamless transition between pre- and post-orgasm states by resetting memory. Following this, anomalous activity relating to SCP-6969 ceases. Research suggests that affected subjects may experience a subjective time of anywhere from sixteen days to roughly seventy-three quintillion years every ejaculation. Addendum One - Testing Log SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-652589 SUBJECT SEX: MALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: A counterspell on the secondary thaumaturgic process was activated on D-652589. The subject was instructed to masturbate, which was performed without complication. RESULT: Immediate liquefaction of subject's nervous system. Analysis of subject's ejaculate confirmed changes to genetic material. SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-80O7135 SUBJECT SEX: FEMALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: A specialized thaumaturgic spell is placed upon D-8007135 which modifies the SCP-6969 process, allowing for the entire body to be preserved between time loops. Subject was informed and consented to the experiment prior, and was instructed to masturbate. RESULT: Subject immediately disintegrates. SUBJECT DESIGNATION: D-05370 AND D-908707 SUBJECT SEX: MALE AND FEMALE TESTING LOCATION: Specialized Testing Chamber ζ-28-41 PROCEDURE: Subjects were previously married and were reported to possess "unresolved sexual tension" in D-Class holding areas. Both were informed of the nature of the experiment and begrudgingly agreed. D-05370 was thaumaturgically modified to retain memories of their experience during SCP-6969. D-908707 was not modified. Both were non-invasively recorded during the process. RESULT: D-05370 became comatose, and D-908707 became immensely distressed and uncooperative. Latter amnesticized; former is in medical wing pending termination order. ALL TESTING HALTED BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE. Addendum Two - Note from the Head Researcher When I began working on SCP-6969, I initially tackled it with the idea that this was a malicious force I was working against. I think, in one way or another, we all believed that this anomaly was evil, or created by something evil to do evil upon us. How many anomalies were the result of eldritch horrors? Surely this must be one of them. But, as I stand here before my research and the evidence piles on my desk, I have to conclude that the theme we're seeing isn't a malicious force - it's a natural one. The process of evolution is one which is cobbled together from random happenstance. Genes change at complete random and anything which is potentially beneficial (or at least not harmful) gets passed down, while those which are harmful get killed off. It's brutal and messy, but it works - just barely. And, the theory goes, SCP-6969 is the result of just one of those many, many evolutionary happy-little-accidents which may help pass on some genes. SCP-6969, as we know, changes the genetic material of the sperm released during ejaculation. From what we can tell, it also prunes a significant amount of unhealthy specimens and increases sperm count in general. All signs point to it having simply evolved over the course of our species' lifespans, creating vastly improved genetic material in a tiny timespan. When SCP-6969 first came into existence, there may have been a significant amount of casualties by people who experienced it without the secondary effects, until one person evolved the ability to reset the nervous system and SCP-6969 simultaneously. Any descendants of theirs not up to par were killed off in the process of natural selection. There is, perhaps, one hypothesis of a colleague of mine which I am too afraid to admit may be true. From the complexity of SCP-6969, we can place the approximate period from where it evolved, and it appears as though the time corresponds directly with the development of higher intelligence in human species. As if to make matters worse, the hypothesis goes on to state that without SCP-6969, the genetic makeup of humans may become significantly more unstable, resulting in very high birth defect rates and fatal mutations. I cannot fathom a world of such suffering, where we were conceived in such brutal conditions, made to endure such horrors, and die an eventual, meaningless death. Sex is a joke. And we're the punchline. Following this, Head Researcher Nathan Brown was disciplined for adding unprofessional personal anecdotes to official SCP files. Footnotes 1. Of note, the genetic composition of the sperm ejaculated changes states before and after SCP-6969, suggesting the anomaly modifies it. i am so sorry. « SCP-6968 | SCP-6969 | SCP-6970 » 6000 adult genetic keter loop memory-affecting neurological reproductive scp sexual temporal uncontained page revision: 30, last edited: 4 Dec 2022, 18:11 (79 days ago) Edit Rate ( +464 ) Tags Discuss (95) History Files Print Site tools + Options Help | Terms of Service | Privacy | Report a bug | Flag as objectionable Powered by Wikidot.com Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License

[@dmfcopple9531]

**THE SEA**

[@arturohp14]

0:26

[@Woofrie]

Instead of bringing bourbon to the party...

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Arby's now has coke.

[@MacchinaYT]

​@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 If you like bacon

[@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine]

Hey, maybe dial it back a bit on the bacon.

[@User-mr5je]

Once upon a time, there was a burger that stood out from the rest. It was the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers. This burger was the king of all burgers, and it ruled the fast-food kingdom. The Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was unlike any other burger out there. It had everything a burger lover could ever want: lettuce, mayo, pickles, ketchup, and the flame-grilled taste that only Burger King could provide. And if you wanted to customize it, you could have it your way. You ruled the day when you ordered this burger. Some people preferred the Impossible or Bacon Whopper, but for those who wanted the ultimate burger experience, the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was the way to go. It was a burger that was as big as your appetite, and it satisfied every craving. At Burger King, you were the boss. You could have your burger any way you wanted it. You could add bacon, cheese, or extra toppings. You could even have it wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. Burger King wanted you to seize the day and enjoy your meal your way. As you sat down to enjoy your Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers, you noticed the flag on the wall. It had three horizontal stripes of dark red, red, and white going down the flag. It was the You Rule flag, a symbol of Burger King's commitment to giving you the power to have it your way. And as you took a big bite of your burger, you knew that Burger King had truly lived up to its promise. You were the ruler of your meal, and the Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame Grilled Taste with Perfect Toppers was your loyal subject.

[@evilemoji420]

what about the Johnny Whopper!?

[@saagabragi6938]

🤣

[@alexbowen3854]

our food keeps blowing up?

[@riley1049]

1:07 Fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on earth: 1964. 😂 (1964 is the year Arby's was founded)

[@NLite486]

y o u s h o u l d n ' t b e t h e r e

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@NLite486 when you’re arby’s. You can do certain things like

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Mama chicken.

[@antioriginalityguy]

If your child have asked: "Where do sandwiches come from?", Tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them: ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS *BLOWING* *UP!* 💥

[@Woofrie]

Part of me wishes I had been hit by that car instead! Hehe

[@gracielabarajas1640]

"Arby's has an agreement to feature their good pepsi in two commercials a year... Coke"

[@joeyjoe308]

0:05-0:07 😂😂😂😂

[@HunterJoyner-q9s]

0:05 I can’t stop replying it

[@tpayer033]

1:46 "We don't make sense..." "...TURKEY BASTER!"

[@briangruenewald7536]

0:10 What’s the deal with eggplants? They’re not eggs, they’re not plants…

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

One.... A R B Y S ! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaeeeeeeyyyyyy

[@DisBuilder]

1:15 "when your arby's you can do certain things like...... mama chicken!"

[@marieereilly4302]

If your child ever asks where sandwich’s come from say all are food keeps blowing up!

[@gailwarmack4884]

If your child ever asks where sandwich's come from say all are food keeps blowing up!

[@captainsteroid2454]

"Arby's: We have... Arby's." 🤣🤣🤣

[@BREAD_WRESTLING1]

1:39 I will do that

[@itsBossZe]

0:05 YEEEEEEY

[@maxbunda5]

1:54 "Be there" "Just ask this lady" "You want to put what where?" Me: Is that lady deaf?

[@gerryjr6490]

I think you mean deaf cause deaf means hard of hearing and death means dead got it now

[@barrentwo505]

*_"ssssoooooooooosooo-"_*

[@bldymoon9141]

And a top bun

[@barrentwo505]

Okay. *gravy*

[@MacchinaYT]

​@@barrentwo505 Arby's, we have G R A V Y

[@LucaYSUI]

0:16 Okay, That's Ridiculous.

[@dainyailsmith7648]

Deepfry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up- *bam* AAAAAAAA-

[@ariabritton9669]

"arby's now has coke" I unironically prefer pepsi.

[@Goose-oe8ly]

2:39

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

Not based

[@superkatsuma3755]

Me too

[@dainyailsmith7648]

Now arbys just broke

[@whyamihere555]

The other coke.

[@Scyth3934]

1:41 what did he say?

[@Fudgelistic1]

“Introducing the medex meatmex imadex” killed me 😂😂

[@richardgadberry8398]

0:13 "If you like flirting with death, buffalo chicken."

[@julessssszzz]

"OH NO, WHY DID WE PEAK" ( 2:19 )

[@MacchinaYT]

Lettuce!

[@J200TheBlueAgony]

Which one of our kids we want to eat?

[@J200TheBlueAgony]

GIUSEPPE! 😎Bun dust😎

[@quitsevensix]

Darth Vader selling sandwiches is madness

[@jerry-can3120]

if your son ever wonders where sandwiches come from tell them LOOK THEM IN the eye and tell them ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP

[@HunterJoyner-q9s]

1:34 Was this a DaneBoe Marshmallow impression that Ving Rhames did?

[@DerfLlennod]

tl;dr "we don't make sense"

[@charlesweidman2097]

If you like flirting with death, buffalo chicken, OK THATS RIDICULOUS

[@ItsTheMrJ]

0:58 WHAT

[@TXMFan1928]

0:00 one arby's

[@3qur]

ARBY'S HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Arby's messed up.

[@Cacowninja]

Michael Bay be directing Arby's commercials now.

[@Airplanelover251]

0:27 😂😂

[@juleitf]

0:05 eeeyyAAYYYeeeee

[@Marqus5353]

“OH NO “ got me dying😂😂😂

[@jimbojimmy1236]

1:15 “when youre arbys, you can do certain things..like… *M A M A C H I C K E N*

[@Cellmate]

2:00 Oh my god I always lose it when ytp's make people go "suace" or "suacaaa"

[@MaskyKid300]

0:20 Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up- *AAAAAA*

[@Felfan440]

this is an art piece in absurdism

[@blendervendor2220]

I agree... 1964 is the must go holiday destination

[@onsplaat-rs4g]

Something is Up With That Sandwich... *Explodes* Oh No! Why Did We Peek?!

[@Pvzzz]

"Oh no! Why did we peak?! *lllllettuce"*

[@charlesweidman2097]

1:29 ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP! -food explodes man speak- YAAAAAYYYY

[@TylersMommy929]

0:58

[@emmagates5127]

0:02 aah

[@NemesisMask]

Arby’s has an agreement to feature their good friend Pepsi and 2 commercials a year…. Coke

[@chadderbug7587]

"If you like flirting with death... Buffalo Chicken"