[YTP] BIONICLE 3: Web Of Kongu

my first youtube poop!! I've been working on this for a few months now. I've loved this format ever since I was a kid so I def threw in a few classic references
Enjoy:))))

[@binary1045]

Bionicle YTP? In AD 2024? We are so back

[@Dingghis_Khaan]

In AD 2024, PooP was beginning.

[@Robert-Cinque777]

There's more bionicle ytp, from others

[@squidfestMods]

"Alright, who fired the tiddy-spinner" "Iruni!" *Iruni cackles deviously*

[@BowserTheSecond]

The man who brought us bangers like Empire of Steel and As Above, So Below now unveils his true masterpiece.

[@BRICKOMEDIA]

Facts

[@EmperorOfTheScrubs]

This is the same Essenger?

[@SkullKidAirsoft1]

@@EmperorOfTheScrubsthis is the same exact Essenger

[@Wedgetail14]

Pretty much! This editing is next-level! Remember back when YTPs were just memey shitposts, now they have their own plotlines, running gags and all!

[@15oClock]

"We cannot afford paper." These words live in my heart.

[@sirexilon49]

The true reason is that there is no paper in the MU (expect for the Scroll of Preparations)

[@heartlessnobody1143]

*barks*

[@zeusthefox1585]

In Matau's Mind.. *BARK*

[@AngryGoats555]

The smoke alarm chirp destroyed me

[@VorpalSlade]

"What is THAT? 😩"

[@CharliRoberson]

Roodaka’s most powerful move: Throw yourself off the edge (it deals mental and physical damage)

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

And not calling others a simp

[@Bionickpunk]

EMOSHIONAL DAAMAAGE!

[@SymbolsWriter]

Low Tier Roodaka

[@Wepospalient]

Friendship with Yo Yo Piraka ended, Yo Yo Keetongu is my best friend now.

[@Korohpu]

Can't breathe from laughing. This was the dumbest thing I've ever watched and I love every second of it to death. Essenger has cooked and my Bonkle brainrot ate well today.

[@wbbooth]

Friends: Gathered ✅️

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

The Legend of the Bionicle: Listened to again ✅️

[@JarenDarkwolf]

Before time: In the time ✅

[@PhoenixClank]

The Way of the Bionicle: This ✅

[@googleyoflolz9930]

The smoked : weed

[@officialcheetahhopperz1]

The Web: of Shadows / Kongu ✅

[@Artakha9000]

The worst part about this is that *they let Ahkmou live.*

[@HeroesNights]

Tbf he sold me a koli ball the other day and I feel fine

[@Jowain92]

So you made this using good old fashion sentence mixing, the noble art of the YTP? Very respectable indeed!

[@essengerbionicle]

i think ai voices can somtimes be funny in the right context but it feels cheap to use it in the YTP format, plus sentence mixing is just way funnier imo

[@GreatFox42]

@@essengerbionicle No truer words. If the speaker isn't randomly changing pitches halfway through a word, it's just not the same. That sounds sarcastic but I'm being sincere. I've been a YTP fan since like 2008.

[@Matoro342]

This is the key to nongu

[@meta_username]

Whoever was responsible for animating the floor-scrubbing Visorak in the movie could not possibly have been paid enough for their work.

[@kilosierra9391]

The assurance at the end that no AI audio was used really means a lot. I fear sentence mixing becoming a lost art.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Clearly they can coexist

[@DanielTAKD]

@@quantumblur_3145 Agreed. AI isn't that bad.

[@cideofsacae]

Lehvak-Kal at 2:10 LMFAOOOOO

[@evandenis5488]

I didn't notice that the first time, hah!

[@HeliosDrive]

Eventually, Lehvak Kal stopped thinking.

[@NoTheRobot]

I can't believe we got a Web of Shadows youtube poop before GTA6

[@zente3003]

Look, my Bionicle lore knowledge might be rusty, but how can I forget such an important and integral part such as THE TRAIL OF PEE

[@MatejBeranek]

Keetongu the first true gigachad.

[@firstNamelastName-ho6lv]

He teaches the way of the Sigma Male Grindset

[@JustinHall-z8v]

When Vakama said “it’s time to spit fire” I got chills. Absolutely amazing movie

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Don't forget when he spat fire all over the place

[@t.m.2415]

High effort Bionicle YTP, I never expected I would see one in 2024.

[@VlefV]

Even if it's just a second long clip 3:36 this Visorak brings me so much joy, I love him so much

[@quantumblur_3145]

Le scrunkly

[@TheRealStikShady]

I believe this is the peak of Essenger content.

[@Korohpu]

The peak of Essenger content so far.

[@TheRealStikShady]

@@Korohpu nah this is it. nothing else will top this

[@derrickfoltz8555]

2:51 Gongu Bomongu Kugu Pougu and Pingu 😂

[@captaingir117]

14:58 I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED MATAU SAYING HOLY SHIT

[@skeletonpatch]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a clearer emotion than when Nokama lost her kite…

[@cadettklinge6039]

Vakama entering the golden heroes mode when jumping to matau is my favorite part.

[@nickbullinger141]

Reminder that Kongu ran the chute system that was reversed in the second film. The subtitles say so.

[@purplehaze2358]

This was nigh-incomprehensible, like any YTP ought to be.

[@GreatNate98]

I was cackling the whole way through lmao, this vid was a roller coaster. Yo Yo Keetongu goes hard, also the Dan Hentschel moment really caught me off guard too LOL. P.S. Big thumbs up to no AI audio, it's the creativity of sentence mixing that makes these so good :]

[@Imaginos4]

It was a religious experience watching this live at 11pm on the way back home on a public train, very cool

[@_Athicus]

I never noticed the core theme of web of shadows until now: people falling from the top of the coliseum

[@Jpteryx]

I remember getting Pingu as my first ever Bionicle. As a kid I didn't get why it didn't have a cool weapon or a spinner like the other sets, but now I really appreciate it for being different in style from the rest of the Bionicle line. Also isn't it weird that they invented a new Rahaga named Iruini for this movie but never made a set version of him?

[@AngryGoats555]

“Look you guys! It’s amazing! It’s Kongu!!!! …..NOT!!”

[@ELECTROJUGGERNAUT]

10:44 this whole sequence was peak content

[@friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682]

hearing "closer to the truth" as the kite flew away sent me off the edge

[@Komodofq8]

I’m only 4 minutes in and it already feels like I’ve just experienced a year’s worth of the most PEAK bionicle content

When I read the title, I thought that Alpacahawk was back.

[@essengerbionicle]

I wish ;-; I started with Bionicle 3 since i haven't seen anyone do it yet

[@CrimsonHugo2024]

​@@essengerbionicle HE'S BAK!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!1!

[@ZetatheSixth]

This man wants to do anything but release his cover of "Move Along". Literally. Anything.

[@GreatFox42]

Essenger, acclaimed musician, ace bionicle memer, and now, fkin' YTPer. Glorious. I love this channel.

[@forgottencreation]

HE'S BEEN COOKING

[@yodaedits416]

this isb genuinely the first time ive laughed at a ytp in a loooooooooooong time, thanks for bringing me back to 2009

[@fideljok]

I alternated between rib-breaking laughter and breathless awe between all the classic vibes, stupid jokes, and masterful edits. I mean 8:00 this sequence made me go from cackling to dropping my jaw. The geniune sentence mixing during the credits song ascended this experience. Each Set Sold Separately indeed

[@elijahstewart3377]

Dude. At first I was confused why this took so long, but then that disclaimer at the end made it all click. Makes the video that much cooler to. This is incredible!

[@essengerbionicle]

hunting across all three movies for words or syllables arguably took about 80% of the time it took to make this lmao

[@Makutros]

I guess Matau and Iruini found and shared Walt's entire supply. Hit them harder than a Cordac blaster.

[@StarWarsStory]

1:12 Why didnt Nokama actually try this 😂

[@OGMantaxfan]

By mata-nui this is an absolute masterpiece

[@yutogiovanna]

That "You're history builder!" After Onewa fell sounded mad personal. Also you had me looking around my room for a moment with the JBL sound, thought mine turned on somehow. This shit was oven cooked perfection.

[@DragonClaw-eg6nj]

That was possibly the best YTP I've ever seen! Absolutely every joke had me giggling! Very well done!

[@SgtZook]

Done with true love for the YTP medium and the source material. Throwing myself off the edge with joy

[@Cosmalano]

Part way through this, the stream I had paused in the background/multitasking ended because the streamer raided someone, and so this video paused and I sat there for 40 seconds watching nokama at 4:22 as audio of a guy playing metroid played in the background. He even had something happen and said “haha, I’ve never seen that before” and was expecting him to then comment on the characters, like a call back to the opening joke about the dude eating chicken and watching the movie. I just thought it was a brilliant ytp if it can literally freeze and have me still on the edge of my seat waiting for the next big gag. Great meme

[@essengerbionicle]

LMAO

[@MrSwiftToast]

The smoke alarm bit is Incredible

[@nouvellevague29]

We need a full version of Yo yo, Keetongu ASAP! But thanks for the video, was a great blast from the past.

[@Idkwhattoputhere535]

This better be as good as quest for the krusty crab or else I'll jump into the pit waters

[@ToaOfFusion]

"Throw yourself off the edge!"

[@GhostRoasterDrankAllTheMilk]

2:55 - Ah yes, Pingu, the bionicle character of all time after Umbra

[@Cosmalano]

Okay now that I finished this I gotta say I absolutely loved it. What a wonderful video. The toy thing made me laugh out loud, super rare for me so thank you. Brilliant stuff

[@atlas_of_prescottia]

A 16-minute YTP? No way it's good.... Holy Gadunka it's good!

[@kirbyofthestarsfan]

14:11 Keetongu just blasting a fucking laser at anyone in his field of vision umprompted still sends me

[@officialcheetahhopperz1]

Keetongu: Toa... Norik: Keetongu- Keetongu not even a second later: IMA FIRIN MY LAZAAAAAAAAAA

[@quantumblur_3145]

Firin Mah Lazor

[@Garmagic2yFhenrakh9]

This was so fucking good!! It's been literal decades since we've had a proper Bionicle YTP, let alone a good one. Fantastic editing skills too, and the Keetongu rap was just *mwah * Excelent job, Essenger! Will this be included in the next Bionicle Day?

[@essengerbionicle]

yep!~

[@StarshadowStudiosRS]

I want Legends of Metro City remake

[@Garmagic2yFhenrakh9]

@@essengerbionicle And so you delivered :D So when are you releasing the full version of Yo Yo Keetongu? Just asking :)

[@gavinhayesdinofang1276]

15:47 I hope we get a full version of Yo Yo Keetongu, because that shiz slaps af

[@officialcheetahhopperz1]

YO YO, KEETONGU!

[@gavinhayesdinofang1276]

@@officialcheetahhopperz1 Keetongu~!

[@caiusactinunwise1412]

I can't put into words how amazing this is and I'm not even that much into Bionicle. Absolutely slaps! Peak cinema!

[@danielgrizzlus3950]

I WAS FUCKING LOLLING AT THE FIRE ALARM BEEP, most relatable feeling in this ytp

[@ZekeNigma]

It's been too long since we had a great Bionicle YTP like this one. Brings me back to when I was watching YTPs and Bionicle stop motions as a teenager

[@myselph1761]

That damn smoke detector...

[@A_Rotisserie_Chicken]

Matau is a whole ass mood.

[@portalpuppy31]

That plastic disk shooting noise when Vakama shot his Kanoka Disk in this YTP got me _really_ good.

[@VariaSweetGuardian]

This is a Masterpiece, thank you for blessing us with more Bionicle Content in 2024!

[@Tarkburz]

Best ytp I've ever watched. Love ur work, cant wait for the next part of cursed lore

[@cammrlw]

finally a weapon to pay respects to alpacahawk

[@loopwoop]

World Heritage YTP. It's an honour to witness this masterpiece fresh out of the oven.

[@Joanarr]

YO YO KEETONGU 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@slayo710]

An ancient art refined for the modern ages.

[@williamcooper8599]

4:32 pretty much sums up the plot of Web of Shadows

[@jarrettwhitlow8700]

I haven’t laughed this hard in at least a year, definitely the best sentence mixing example I’ve seen in years.

[@scottsantacruz313]

Ok, LOVE the Vakama Rage bits, they fit so well for his character, and you made some really cheeky bits with Roodaka, got my jaw with the the titty spinners xD

[@Spritus3241]

0:44 my man got hit with the power of Strand and unravelled right there.

[@kojeb]

desk knee moment

[@kaden-sd6vb]

The fucking printer joke lmao Also HOLY SHIT ESSENGER YTP? a man of many talents indeed!

[@rickyj5877]

OMG that was freaking amazing. Please do more quality content like this

[@ninjamasterbuilder8675]

Ah Kongu Ignika is 1,000 years early Also this is a 10/10

[@Dannytello9000]

Full Keetongu rap when!?🔥

[@PARR-E]

This is peak Bionicle YTP content.

[@Noah0The0Gamer]

This was fucking incredible and hilarious. Brilliant work as always, Essenger.

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

16 mins is the most Bionicle i will have ever interacted with aside from 3 levels of the wii game and 63 listens of as above so below My indoctrination ever increases

[@Jpteryx]

Play MNOG. You won't regret it.

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

@@Jpteryx both installations? on my list now thanks!

[@Jpteryx]

@@Multi-Waves_Music No just the first one. The second is much more buggy and grindy.

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

@@Jpteryx thank you for the heads up!

[@fallen_Spartan79]

Ah yes, the legendary Kongu.

[@ickstudiosteve]

The amount of effort and passion in this is unbelievable

[@ShadowFrosty101]

The hype is real

[@dusksentry5836]

why do i get the feeling Matau is the source of the pure elemental chaos that has caused this timeline to look how it does

[@kojeb]

I had a laugh attack at 12:24 AM because of you I hope you’re happy with yourself

[@MechaFemboy]

My brother in Biomechanical Chronicle, this was the first quality new YTP I've seen in years, and didn't even check on who uploaded it. Then I saw the channel. Makes perfect sense. You've created a legendary shitpost.

[@nezaniatoimya]

The best bionicle YTP i've ever seen. And i saw like 2 of them

[@MetalPcAngel]

Oh lordie. We are ballin' with this YTP.

[@shirominakazu4189]

All the time and effort you put into this was worth it! Great job!

[@RunescaperSeaman472]

The fucking smoke detector at 7:36 tho.

[@Captain_Over]

OMG the Bionicle Heroes reference, pure nostalgia that game is!!

[@tomppa345]

This is one of the alternate realities that Karzahni saw.

[@svenabel2987]

I guess Lehvak-Kal is still somewhere in the upper atmophere...hold on, that takes places later in the timeline

[@Chronicler177]

Thank you for letting me hear Matau say “all right who farted” Edit: this just keeps getting better as I watch so I’m just gonna cover the whole vid by saying this is top quality

[@RanDOMout]

8:00 I only realised on my second watchthrough that the song is closer to the truth, that's genius

[@TemperusMaximusM41]

Gather the friends, we're so back.

[@alexanderberrones2165]

“throw yourselves off the edge” *(Undertale music intensive)*

[@WillDa713]

i cant... i cant fuckin believe im still alive to witness this. what a gem.

[@andreisechi7871]

Matau barking was something i didnt expect to need for my life . This was a masterpiece and lore accurate . Respect to you my man ..and to Chad brainrot sigma male Keetongu .

[@DanielTAKD]

Isn't Keetongu male in the first place? But anyway, I agree with the rest.