[YTP] Clarkson Rides a Wedge

[@christophkim5000]

0:22 C L A R K S O O U U O O N

[@ethanch3011]

Didn't know May was a Dalek O.O

[@ROMEORACOONN]

Play at 0.25 thank me later

[@melwoods8411]

We need a 1hour version of C L A C S O N

[@nate8713]

That genuinely got me

[@_42.08]

Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂!

[@MrORIGINAL81]

I don't know why the curved bodies are so funny lol

[@eman7579]

Rene Villarreal I believe the correct term would be “thicc”

[@eman7579]

Oh never mind, now I know what you are talking about

[@goo_90]

Just are

[@Jordan-bb4xt]

*nein*

[@yes.1601]

Large a**

[@aaronm1246]

5:25 basically what Jeremy looks like on The Grand Tour now

[@galil_6863]

Hahahaaha

[@ksrailfan1008]

Tap that time stamp really fast

[@RichardCox0]

Sides... in orbit... ouch

[@mistardoyle3042]

OH MY GOD YES BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAA

[@homeschoolhd596]

How?

[@DesoKawa]

0:22, I literally cried.

[@raghavkotabagi9917]

😂 can relate.

[@birbmann]

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

[@birbmann]

nevermind, i just cried

[@lilcatgaming1627]

Me, the first time I saw it: 1:23

[@_chp_]

@@birbmann i was about to r/whooosh but no.

[@roguepetrolhead4787]

0:22 *it's a wild James mating call!*

[@darth_autie_117]

AlfiePlayzGaming Nice profile photo

[@lilmelon5400]

Crazy Drifter 1 Ikr, its beeyootiful

[@Delta132]

Ye

[@FH4Player6397]

I love your profile picture! It features a brilliant M3 E46 GTR!

[@CTeves97]

James mayting call

[@BiRDiEHere]

*It's not square, It's not square, He just wasted square, He left sharp square, It's all bent. I can not conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was square* 1:10

[@qn2h]

*O H M Y G O D*

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

@@qn2h AHEHHEHIEHIE

[@Me-zo8yc]

LMFAO

[@Charlottephillip]

BiRDiE is the best

[@FH4Player6397]

It's my favourite part lol

[@vishnuvenkatesh7592]

2:00 still makes me split my sides. The comedic timing is perfect

[@batastrophic9762]

James was SO MAD at 0:22 that he yelled with enough force to bend space and time

[@jesterquacker35]

Yeah😂

[@Faith01841]

Bro sounded like a dalek

[@sam_driftz8649]

4:54 IM DYING,HAMMONDS LAUGH!!!

[@xiphosura413]

my ass collapsed

[@phoenixstone4208]

M going on fuoot

[@schkann1384]

Im in tears help me

[@dermeisterdesspiegels3518]

His cute hamster laugh.

[@funtechxtream8753]

He is a metal detector

[@SB-hq2lm]

Bendy Africans

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

PyroBass yep

[@xiphosura413]

I would watch an entire 5 minute video of bendy africans set to wobbly music

[@SomeBritishDud1]

Proof of round Earth.

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

@@xiphosura413 wouldn't we all?

[@_42.08]

Lol

[@w.dgaster2563]

0:42 I lost my shit at the swiveled screen, and the broken music.

[@erratasasmr9576]

I cried

[@jackdeygmedia.3096]

One of my favourite parts of the video.

[@xiphosura413]

It's so simple but so good

[@cullen2467]

3:57 MANKYAIBYND

[@astr0ni]

0:22 when your mum calls you to wash the dishes also this is Q U A L I T Y content

[@melissaLauko]

when you dont clean your room and mom walks out the shower and sees mess: 0:22

[@jmakk2967]

1:10 *It’s not s q u a r e, It’s not s q u a r e, he’s wasted s q u a r e, he’s left sharp s q u a r e, it’s all bent... I cannot concieve of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was s q u a r e-*

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_If i know James May at all, and I’m sorry I have to say I do _*_do,_*_ he won’t be as bothered about the theft of half of his bonnet than he will about the theft of half of his bonnet. That will rankle._

[@Zynderion117]

*O H M Y G O D*

[@erneststyczen7071]

Im square

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@Zynderion117 (much laughter)

[@marcusroberts6332]

1:05 Dead😂😭

[@BiRDiEHere]

*LoOk aT ThIs*

[@lilcatgaming1627]

0:22 = Hyperdead

[@RBN_M8]

00:43 Africa in a nutshell

[@fatalpotatoe4741]

it's brilliant...

[@nilshohenwarter7872]

Dead😂😂😂😂

[@grovestreetguy435]

Stupid shits in a nutshell >Божественная Свет

[@GECKOZFTW]

These African people seem *_bEnDy_*

[@grovestreetguy435]

My Channel Lacks Originality Yeah,BENDY! *And the little voice said:* DON'T DO IT MICHAEL

[@westmidlandstravels7110]

1:20 OH MAI GOOODDD

[@jsjfree34]

me when i see my crush lol

[@melissaLauko]

*O H M Y G O D*

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

"They're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!"

[@serjgaming1622]

1:21

[@KH-pt4un]

0:45 *nice african model you got there*

[@TheRuddster95]

Love me an African model

[@skottbeal]

just binged all of these videos they are absolutely wonderful please dont stop making them ahahah

[@DeployTheDRS]

Haha thank you so much. Don't worry I won't, I have another one in the way :)

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

0:42 God, I love that pitchbend.

[@TB3hnz]

"Indicating the springs of a presence in my mind" The most meta I've ever heard Clarkson

[@dantebingham6043]

4:20 😂😂😂 *pumped up kicks intenaifies*

[@darth_autie_117]

And the timestamp's perfect as well

[@randomperson7733]

DBSimulatorGaming a

[@erneststyczen7071]

4:57 "My ass is collapsed, I'm going on foot." This makes so much sense.

[@jackdeygmedia.3096]

You're right.

[@dannytocher2178]

2:00 his face cracked me up

[@xiphosura413]

I seriously think it'd make a good pfp

[@xiphosura413]

I had it as my pfp for awhile

[@CountFisco]

I love these videos, particularly the "play on words" sections (eg. 1:10 1:38 etc.) please include them more in future :P

[@DeployTheDRS]

SMEAJ oh yeah, I love them. It is probably the best thing about YTP's :D I will definitely include more :)

[@skyeplaysgames6734]

You've broken my...aerial reconnaissance unit

[@archiedoughballs6599]

The intro is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@ejn066]

5:42 hweeer

[@jmakk2967]

the way he says it so softly and gently makes it even better

[@shakseishak9922]

Why am I watching this with broken ribs 😂😂😂

[@mlndr8551]

will dengate hope you get well

[@sir_potoo]

Rest in pieces.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@das3610]

will dengate did they break while watching another one of this guy’s ytps

[@destruction_hb2096]

@@AbsoluteAbsurd luv ur music

[@TurboFlash-zj9ku]

5:01 that Hammond running like a pro 👌

[@MRJAMMYDODGER101]

Clarkson and his Ariel Reconnaissance Unit

[@yahirhernandez9065]

5:15

[@fusiionn2464]

*O H M Y G O D*

[@adelaideautowashes]

"As dawn bro- *_CLARKSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!_* "

[@SunnyD1865]

*S Q U A R E*

[@josephmoran231]

"As dawn brok.." *"CLarKSoN!"*

[@TheCitrak]

:DDD m8 your vids are legendary i am cracking up all day long :D could you do more of that bendy stuff? :DD

[@DeployTheDRS]

Haha thank you so much :D don't worry I'll keep that in mind for my next video

[@gizmothebat3897]

im not even 30 seconds in and im already laughing my lungs flat at 0:22

[@matthewfloyd2045]

0:22 gold

[@KingEddo8]

1:04 "LoOk aT iT!" Best bit by far

[@haroldthetallandmighty4544]

Best bit was 0:22 imo

[@oscarferrari3620]

This is the only thing that makes me laugh during lockdown thanks for these even though it’s on my recommended and it’s 2020

[@MCPilot1201]

4:46 - 4:57 tho

[@JoMiMi_h]

Little Kitty Crafter 4:46 - 4:59*

[@melissaLauko]

0:22 when ur mom sees u in public and your name is clarkson and you forgot to clean your room 30 years ago

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

I fucking love Top Gear YTPs! So glad they exist.

[@minesweepernerd7929]

0:10 no wonder how I wasted my winter vacation

[@AlexBell1991]

"As dawn broke..." "ClAaAaAaAaArKsOoOoOn" I lost my shit! 🤣

[@LiamS94]

*_cLaRkSoUoOuUuOoUn!_*

[@ecc9462]

Yknow shits about to go down when you hear CLARRKSOOON

[@LUNE.44]

I’ll be honest, I’ve memorised all of the words in this video

[@GangsterDolphins]

1:57 what episode is this

[@DeployTheDRS]

Simonstar it is all part of the Africa Special. I believe it is season 19 episodes 6 and 7.

[@GangsterDolphins]

DeployTheDRS thank you

[@MilkBeverage]

*CLARKSOOooOoOooOoN*

[@Micktwister]

"As we set off on our long mood" Funny becauze every last episode of Top Gear and Grand Tour are one big long mood

[@aidanpysher2764]

"I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was SQUARE." This is why I keep coming back to these. These are absolutely hilarious.

[@KDMFrost]

4:57 my ass collapsed 😂😂

[@FH4Player6397]

*_M Y A R S E C O L L A S P E D_*

[@KDMFrost]

​@@FH4Player6397😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Isaackariuki775]

James face......... 😂 😂😂😂

[@justinmcgill4806]

Jeremy: “As dawn broke…..” James: ClArKsOOOnNN

[@homeschoolhd596]

“As dawn bro-“ *_”ClArKsOoOoOoOoOoN!!!!”_*

[@francoisguerette]

0:22 “ClArKsOnN!”

[@SirRobertSpriggs]

If this isn't played at my funeral, I ain't going

[@proudy5841]

0:43 I can’t... I can’t stop laughing

[@lioncake8382]

0:22 When the teacher sees you skipping class

[@ac3j03y_blah6]

0:21 As dawn bro- ClaAArCkSO0ooOONnnn!!!

[@lmao....9416]

"Your two and a half feet" "fEeT" "feet" FEETTT "Yeah" 2:28 XDDD

[@erneststyczen7071]

Feet?

[@lmao....9416]

@@erneststyczen7071 FEET

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@lmao....9416 feet?

[@lmao....9416]

@@erneststyczen7071 FEEEETTTTT

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@lmao....9416 fe-?

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

*_CLAarksoOOooOOn!!!_*

[@rndmzr153]

1:04 a n g e r

[@Cladcreeper]

0:09 I died after the claming intro *cLArkSoooOoooonNn*

[@PontiacFINLAND]

4:46 James May.exe has stopped working😂😂

[@keith_5584]

Replace the music at 4:30 with the Hamster Dance. Epic YTP all around with that. He would have moves just to stab his eardrums.

[@edoardomigliavacca9343]

I'm LITERALLY DYING

[@wrenchtheroo6557]

*M Y A S S C O L L A P S E D*

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

SlenderJames at 5:35 LMAO

[@abhiramkaza7443]

1:05 mate, that was epic You should get more views for these videos.

[@marxsono4236]

4:51 like a 100yr old granny... 😂😂🤣🤣

[@CNQRofcl]

I cried 😂 subscribed.

[@cheeseburger783]

As dawn broke- *CLARKSON!!!!!!*

[@superswag9861]

“As dawn br-“ “CLARKSOoOOoOOOoN!!!”

[@ash7324]

5:42 Haunting

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

3:04 *B E N D Y C O C K*

[@BestManAtEveryWedding]

Whoever makes these is just the mesiah

[@zero_meercat8624]

How did you distort them like that? especially at 5:38

[@nilshohenwarter7872]

Sum yout00ber HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@andreasb1977]

I laughed so hard I broke my aerial reconnaissance unit

[@Leannejlove]

The swirls always fucking kill me😂😂😂😂

[@sunflowerzs]

5:56 that is the source of the river nile, *I'M GOING TO PUT MY FINGER IN IT*

[@manofbeans.2176]

“As dawn broke ..... CLARKSOOON!!!!” James May

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:22 I didn't see that one coming. 😂 1:20 *S Q U A R E*

[@Bluefire397]

4:52 dwarf james

[@serjgaming1622]

0:27 Last night, While Hammond and May were around the campfire, discussing the campfire, (0:32) I made an interesting modification of mac to my CaaC. Yesterday I discovered that stats were very difficult. (0:38) I cant ride the W E D G E. Its bRiLlIAnT.

[@soulenoid6701]

Anyone know the song playing at 3:06?

[@aaronbalchand5475]

I have discovered the wonders of top gear ytp’s

[@WilliamBTerry]

Six years late, but the Island Remix of the A-Team theme was an inspired touch

[@mehran3910]

DON'T TAKE SHROOMS AND THIS VIDEO AT THE SAME TIME BHAHAHAHAHAH XD 0:41

[@fakeaccount8493]

Mehran taking this video is naughty bc it’s copyrighted haha I’m a smart 4 ye old

[@Delta132]

0:11 they need a 10:00:00 hour trap remix

[@oscarferrari3620]

Why is the wobbly music and bodies so funny 😆??

[@Charlottephillip]

Hea

[@advythoh]

Five comforting de-dawns, cut to May's amplified 'ClaAArkSOOnn!' ... I died laughing within 25 seconds of this video. xD

[@TheWanderer1000000]

As dawn broke *CLaRkSoOoOoOoOOooON!*

[@liamtaylor849]

I wanted to see if I could hold out from laughing, 21 seconds...from the start and I was dead 😆

[@zero_meercat8624]

Literally a classic

[@LordLoocker]

1:40 sStHchPish't idea in history.

[@chrimuh_hy]

1:21 OH MY GOD

[@h5skb4ru41]

Weren't you silent? 😝

[@chrimuh_hy]

@@h5skb4ru41 Yes.

[@h5skb4ru41]

@@chrimuh_hy shouldn't your comments then be like: "............."

[@chrimuh_hy]

@@h5skb4ru41 Um why?

[@h5skb4ru41]

@@chrimuh_hy you're a electric car, you're silent 😝

[@matthiasniermann5541]

Anyone know the song for the sunrise just after the main theme?

[@zyhriot3788]

“As dawn bro- CLARKSOOOOONNNNN”