{YTP Compilation} Lord of the Rings (Chronological Order)

[@LadyNicoMura]

"history became legend. legend became myth. myth became legend. legend became history. and the ring passed out of all knowledge. forever, for two years."

[@jirden]

I really wish he would have immediately followed that with Theoden saying "for two days."

[@hellsonion514]

And legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters.

[@ch-p2861]

Time stamp?

[@semitalogalliani2048]

Ahahahahah

[@EricLatios]

7:03, but what was the original ytp?

[@nicholasmendoza3550]

“BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some very old friend! I am trying to rob you!”

[@ComradeLavender]

The entire 20th century was building up to this sentence mixing.

[@AntiGenZandY]

I'm literally in tears typing this. Lmao

[@AntiGenZandY]

Here 12 hours later and I'm still dead

[@kleptosepto1848]

I came to type this and here it is.

[@bigtommy9715]

Where is this in the video lol

[@smell86]

Balin insisting on there being no way into the mountain is priceless

[@shabpieczony]

There is no way into the mountain.

[@todahsalaam8538]

But why, doesn't he want a home? xD

[@gureiratto]

There is no fucking way into the mountain

[@WiseArkAngel]

There is no F U C K I N G way into the mountain.

[@GeneralStriker]

Yes lol

[@LadyNicoMura]

"You cannot pee! None of us can. ... You have my sauce." "And you have my stove." "And my salted pork." "If this is indeed the will of the council...then Gondor will season."

[@hellsonion514]

Nine Ingredients. So be it. You shall be the Barbeque of the Roast Chicken.

[@3991zzz]

Great. What are we eating

[@Foxclaw13]

Well, it is time to make the fellowship of super.

[@jettthewolf887]

@@hellsonion514 ROAST CHICKEN?!

[@Moth-pz9vg]

25:58

[@SquizmWizzerd]

Meriadoc Brandybuck ...and Peregrine Took ...and Meriadoc Took deBuck ...and Peregrine Brandytook ...and MeriPerigrine Buck deTook ...and Peribuck Brantook-Buck ...I might have known...

[@horacio1464]

He just knows all their schizophrenic personalities

[@Sebastian-se1fi]

12:45-13:05 My favourite part in this video. 😂👍👍👏

[@arvedbohn6133]

*CHEESE KNIFE*

[@bigtony4930]

*Cheese Knife? He eats it by the Cheese Knife!*

[@s.m.g.2166]

@@bigtony4930 Cheese Knife?

[@hellsonion514]

@DoogieBowser A cheeseknife day! A ReR day! Yay!

[@praetorkhas1644]

He has teeth like razors and claws like *cheese knife*

[@jem_theelf]

I don't understand what they're doing to my cheese knife! CHEESE KNIFE?!

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

ELVISH ROPE. MADE OF ELVES.

[@josephnolen932]

its made from velvet...by elvish-presley..lol

[@antony9956]

2 years later, this comment still makes me laugh.

[@TheRuddster95]

A kickass blade.. forged by ElVIS

[@Moth-pz9vg]

33:37

[@Ihere123]

Best laughs in the compilation (for some reason): 3:47 - Thorin's Roar 5:34 - Thorin's "Roar" 30:52 - Gimli's Echoing Moans 31:55 - How Gandalf fend off giant demons 35:50 - Frodo doesn't need Sam 43:13 - Drunken Gimli 49:09 - A Knight's Greatest Speech 49:50 - A King's Greatest Speech

[@todahsalaam8538]

A red day! A sword day! A RED SWORD DAY!

[@hpholland]

30:52 really gets me by the CHEESE KNIFE

[@kaankahraman9513]

Ghimli shall be shaken.

[@danc5644]

What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess, the key to Orthanc? Or perhaps the key to Orthanc itself? Just tea, thank you.

[@JavertRA]

If there is a key, then there must be a door. There is no f*ing way into Orthanc.

[@KingLich451]

good morniing! :D

[@devinthierault]

I HAVE NO USE FOR IT!

[@semitalogalliani2048]

Lol

[@protectev]

there is no fucking way into the mountain

[@AlekVen]

"1296, very good year! Almost as old as 1295!" got me better than it probably should've

[@vonwolf3637]

I need 3 whole movies worth of this

[@LadyNicoMura]

I need 30 seasons á 300 episodes (at least)

[@Siebs221b]

I need *2 DAYS*

[@sawyer6264]

I need a cheese knife

[@antthegord9411]

When will they learn there's no way into the mountain? 4:00 lol

[@josefmilly]

There is no fucking way into the mountain

[@bamama2630]

one does not simply walk into the mountain

[@kertkulbok429]

There is no way into the mountain.

[@jem_theelf]

@@bamama2630 I took that literally and the image that came into my head...made me laugh so much 😂

[@panuplays3986]

No way

[@snowyswaddle6208]

I love how they edited boromir's voice to sound like legolas' when he says 'he is no mere cave troll'. that is phenomenal

[@yashaskedlaya7326]

"Keep ur kAK out of ur nose and no trouble will come to you." Good words to live by

[@VoiceKulaka]

Gendalf: Did you know, that your great great great great uncle was a horse? Bilbo: ._.

[@Moth-pz9vg]

This is one of my favourites 😂 🤣

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Don’t worry, the horse-uncle was adopted

[@theonewhostonks]

YOU. SHALL. NOT. cook *splits an actual fucking rock cuz he's a badass of the highest fucking degree)

[@jarlballin1588]

11:16 Frodo pushed Sam so hard he threw him two movies ahead

[@ChaseMC215]

What kind of logic is that?!

[@brettfarris925]

9:03 "you aged 100 years. YOU'RE VERY OLD!" I died

[@ChaseMC215]

r/rareinsults

[@williamalmes6979]

meriardoc brandybuck and perigreen took and meriardoc tookybuck and perigreen brandytook

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Will A. ...I might have known

[@brettfarris3432]

14:44 "There are many BEEEEEAAAANNNSSSS in this world, Bilbo Baggins" LOL I love it

[@ChaseMC215]

I think he said memes

[@lumiegames]

32:25 - I’m already dying from “I have the eyes of Ethan Hawke and the ears of Matthew Fox” and they follow it up with “Do you know what this Dwarf says to that? Suck my razor sharp c*ck!” I can’t breathe 💀

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

And Aragorn looking so resigned like he already knows what Gimli is about to say lmaooo

[@gondwanaland9]

What elevates a YTP from good to great is (imo): - Doesn't rely on outside music/effects...just uses original footage and cuts it - Doesn't rely on just looping/reversing too much - Has some kind of story/consistency mixed in with the randomness This ticks all those boxes XDD

[@armaan1091]

Disagree. Revenge of the sand is a good example of a fantastic ytp that relies on outside sources/effects

[@chieftain2515]

Cheese knife

[@valance10]

@@chieftain2515good morning

[@DiggerPat]

"Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning?" Welp, 10 seconds in and I'm laughing. I'm set for a good hour I guess.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Good morning.

[@killerkitten7534]

Feels like something he’d actually say too lol

[@mleeson42]

0:26 Gandalf:SASUSASUVAVADAVAVUSSALAGELASALAGELASUSVAVADAVAVUSSUS Bilbo:i beg your pardon? Gandalf:(Repeats Himself Hirer Pitched) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AT.matter]

Now every time I watch the actual movies all I can hear/see in my head is every single scene from these ytp where they should be 😂 especially an unexpected journey

[@Lakers24bn]

47:44 crazy how a little editing made this scene creepy as hell

[@ChaseMC215]

I bet that's going to appear in the new issue of The Middle Earth Times

[@logandunlap9156]

he did what he judged to be right

[@DavidTheRoss]

@@logandunlap9156What you right to be judged

[@AriaLunaCampbell]

43:13 I've definitely gotten Gimli drunk before. Barely coherent, falling over but somehow remaining conscious, constant babbling for no reason interrupted by moments of quiet as I try to remain conscious.

[@danielchevapravatdumrong1997]

8:05 No thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well wishes, or distant visitors, or distant well wishes, or well distant visitors, or distant wishes, or well-wished visitors, or wish well distant visitors, or distant relations!

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

And what about very old friends?

[@danielchevapravatdumrong1997]

No thank you!

[@danielchevapravatdumrong1997]

F&?K you! We don’t need anymore youtubepoop

[@Cursed.....]

And what about Abelobwa?

[@ChaseMC215]

BILBO BAGGINS!!!!

[@SeppukuAddict]

32:07 "Shazam!"

[@wweminehead]

God how I do miss these when they were first released and still now they make me laugh

[@Jahdhebw]

26:56 Saruman has crossed orcs with bilbo Baggins, he is breading an army. Lol

[@reloadingdontshoot1]

"You have my sauce...and you have my stove...and my salted pork...then Gondor will season" Just done

[@nonameavailable6004]

33:12 'I will diminish and go into the west.. And remain LADY GA GA'

[@truesoulghost2777]

Whats funny is that song could actually be believed as Sarumans voice.

[@vegetalover9297]

Christopher Lee did kinda sound like him

[@Moth-pz9vg]

For those who want its name, its called:"trololo"

[@mariazaurrinifiorentino4992]

-good morning -cheese knife -no way to get into the mountain -two days

[@thelittlebats7718]

You forget the sauce

[@vegetalover9297]

You also forgot BILBO BAGGINS!!!!

[@so_qp]

Everyone

[@stardustpan]

Y O U K N O W N O T H I N G O F T H I S M A T T E R I did what I right to be judged

[@ShykeProdz]

29:51 OMG I'M DYINNG BRO 😂😂😂☠️☠️ I'm chocking laughin' it's inssssane

[@apexfalllegendarium349]

Teeth like razors;Claws like C H E E S E K N I F E S 3:39

[@lukestreams5956]

One 4or 3dom airborne fire bee..

[@KingLich451]

Cheese knives? Cheese knives.

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@lesieur1868]

A I R B O R N E F I R E B E E ....... Oh... no..

[@TheYaoiSurgeon]

Idk why but my favourite moment in this entire video is at 2:50. "Th-They PILLAGED my pantry, they PILLAGED my bathroom, I don't even want to tell you what they did to my cheese knife!"

[@brookie6183]

The cheese knife lone is fucking hilarious 😂

[@brookie6183]

Line*

[@Ihere123]

"Cheese Knife? He eats it by the cheese knife!"

[@nighthunter1649]

This whole "good morning" part really got me😂

[@garlicbrush]

same

[@andrewherrera7735]

34:18 this was the original boramir scene: peterjackson edited the in the arrows and his death later on in photoshop so he could win an Oscar

[@ChaseMC215]

Imagine that

[@ellabreannamusic6239]

There is no way into the mountain😂

[@caesar1680]

this is orcrist, a kickass blade forged by elvis...this is glamdrig, a cHeEsE kNiFe

[@captainluke562]

The ham-cleaver

[@SoldOutToJesus100]

13:33 I regret everything. I'm going BLAAAREGGHHHH! I'm DYING!

[@AT.matter]

47:20 me everytime I get woke up 😂

[@droneon6419]

These literally have me on the floor laughing, really wish more people watched them!!

[@danc5644]

I've never met a single person in the flesh who wouldn't judge me as some strange fuck for watching these. I've only ever met the most refined individuals in YTP comment sections lol.

[@randomdude189]

Me too

[@Darth_Wallace]

Themarklar01 is still the king of LOTR YTPs

[@EvaOwnsAll]

11:40 "Oh no you don't"

[@ShykeProdz]

28:19 that Metroid easter egg is on POINT !!!! 😂

[@marshall1766]

16:26 i don't understass - 16:33 keep it sees - 17:23 is it sees?? - 17:37 ohhh - 21:37 heavenly voice - 31:06 fool of a took - 31:22 ur full of surprises mr. baggins - 34:54 distracting - 37:32 ???? - 39:12 wdyk abt it? - 40:15 this city good speech! - 40:38 Hobbits... - 41:25 DOTA! - 46:03 GET UP.. - 47:44 ?? - 47:58 i did what i judge to be right - 48:41 2 days - 49:50 gimbly shall be shaken

[@marshall1766]

ahahahahah@TheKZbinTomb

[@dimo2081]

I've been watching this YTP for two days, not even joking

[@EricLatios]

2 years now

[@lordcrayzar]

Keep it sees, keep it saas.

[@Moth-pz9vg]

16:36

[@harrycozens01]

So this is the way the way Middle Earth ends: Not with a bang... But with a CHEESE KNIFE?!

[@Ihere123]

Lord of the Cheese Knife

[@brettfarris925]

17:28 Who even thinks of that line?!??! HAHAHA

[@rubyermeat4145]

xD themarklar01

[@swisschriss6050]

@@rubyermeat4145 that wasnt Marklar01

[@bensavage2794]

17:35-18.28 approx!! Had me in stitches!

[@cutebandicoot9573]

"What things?" "Answers....Answers that need questions!" Brilliant

[@zacharyjohnson4797]

7:18 Billbill Bagobaaaa

[@Cursed.....]

Anyone know which YTP that is?? I know almost all LOTR ytp's but I havent seen that one

[@swisschriss6050]

@@Cursed..... Did you ever find that ytp???? I know it isnt Marklar01 and i cant find it on JClayton's either

[@l0pez721]

0:00 when you say a joke and your parents turn it into a lecture

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

surprised Gandalf didnt say Good Morning when he visted bilbo during the FellowShip part. this is the best Hobbit/YTP ive seen in a long long time. thanks for all the laughs

[@VGMenjoyer]

Do not take me for some very old friend! I am trying to rob you.

[@mohamednabiel4000]

"you have two days on the third we ride for two days to Gondor and war , war for two days"🤣

[@AmbrociousXP]

28:21 Sick beat, and then I lmao after that

[@shaheenaevelga8604]

This YTP made me laugh for TWO DAYS

[@randomdude189]

Robots tears in oil

[@Governor2310]

This made me laugh until first light on the 5th day.

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Me too 😂🤣.

[@malibuhiegts]

@Munif A. That had me floooreed loloomi remember it from the matrix ytp

[@timothytucker799]

I’ve been laughing at these for years now

[@Moth-pz9vg]

17:19 imperial march 20:17 death star 21:24 35:21 lightsaber "Sith" 45:49

[@RainbowDev]

1296 - very good year almost as old as 1295

[@CaptainTrips]

Makes sense

[@rangerleaf1505]

24:48 free replay button

[@jem_theelf]

24:55 Phone: Rings Legolas: Umm...I think that might be mine...

[@ffarkasm]

16:52 The whole story in nutshell.

[@dovahthedude3643]

I feel like I just watched 4 movies in a hour.

[@jirden]

12:49 Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Tookdybuck and Peregrin Brandytook and Meriperigrin Buckdytook and Perebuck Brantookbuck

[@jakewetton4030]

R.I.P Alf.... you will be missed.

[@gondwanaland9]

34:15 Boromirs big run up, then he just slips.....i dunno why but i'm dying lol

[@khigley117]

*Frodo in the distance* Roast Chicken?

[@DomusC]

Smaus the Terrible. Airborne fire bee. Teeth like razors. Claws like CHEESE KNIVES.

[@ts_t]

The amount of reverses in first two minutes very impressive

[@nonromanroman3204]

There must be a cake nearby. 6:04 😁

[@xshadionytpx7891]

Nonroman Roman best one in the entire thing hahahah

[@Bismarck11139]

Just tea, thank you.

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

This is like teh lurd of teh reings THE MOVIE

[@DrJay-vd9tf]

"Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon c*ck" "I don't like you Bilbo."

[@Moth-pz9vg]

27:32

[@Michformer]

25:02 was beyond risible.

[@pkersoul]

18:46 replay button for me

[@121Swaleskid]

28:00 OMFG

[@dylancousins6576]

Gandalf: fucking dies wHeRe aRe YoU gOiNG?

[@Hadvar]

Still one of the videos I return to most. I've probly watched this glorious compilation twenty times by now.

[@xshadionytpx7891]

only twenty i watch this atleast 100x now lol the poop cannot be destroyed gimli son of gloin by any craft that we here posses

[@Smallstone1399]

For 2 days?

[@bladesmanofionia7718]

The "111th days of" part is very underrated ....its really a masterpiece

[@ryangetz5112]

Whatever you do, remember there is no fucking way into the mountain!

[@jeaholland]

I seriously think I just pulled a muscle in my abdomen watching this and laughing so hard. Thank you.

[@deathseraph2121]

43:05 THE BEST!

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Poor Samwise got a supreme ass whooping from Gandalf. I laughed until I guts hurt. Thanks for your show 👍😂🤣

[@stevelucky7579]

This should really be titled windows tries to run all lord of the rings in order. 3:54 okay this part was cracking me up 😂

[@ChaseMC215]

What did you really expect for a LOTR YTP compilation made by a fan of these KZbin Poops

[@pkersoul]

And for you, elven rope. Made of elves.

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Ohh the brutality waged against Sam by Gandalf. I’m watching this show for the 7th time and I love it. I laughed until I cried and my ribs hurt.😂👍

[@harrycozens01]

Keep it sIis Keep it SuUS

[@ErenTheWarcriminal]

Aragorn singing the Halo theme fucking broke me

[@thewarf321]

susabugasussabugatasusa Beg your pardon? *susabugasussabugatasusa*

[@skibidi-pap1]

23:59 to 24:17 I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChaseMC215]

All because Aragorn ruined everything

[@multiranger748]

I forgot to pee NOOOOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂

[@catdragon-6631]

You have done the Valar's work

[@jordanclymer5008]

Someone needs to compile the best jokes from every Hobbit/LOTR YTP ever, and combine them into 6 feature length movies, one for each in the franchise. Btw the first 7 minutes or so of this video is taken from the video "The Hobbit: An Incomprehensible Journey" by TheMarklar01

[@JargonMadjin]

I don't remember Hobbiton having that many fences

[@leviathandrumming2175]

The halo reference was the absolute best thing in existence.

[@nicolesimpson3547]

« Are we ? Are we at peace? Merry and Pipin have come down from the mountains! «

[@urhueee8289]

The amount of times I have watched this at 3 am is not okay😭