[YTP] Everyone wants to kill Steven

[@AmethystRebellion]

The whole Zuko monologue over Steven talking sold me, I love it!

[@the_unforgettable.ace.]

OMG YES

[@lapraslazuli]

Same!

[@mrudulareddyb]

*Y E S Y E S Y E S*

[@MiaG0re]

Hey spider gwen

[@Thinkdre]

IKR

[@Big_Con]

I like how we skip like almost all of the film with just “e”

[@RatTheExister_fr]

*E*

[@Ichiigoat-]

E

[@peri_the_dot]

P

[@dennraeh]

O

[@nojelly7075]

O

[@poisonousmushroom449]

“Once upon a time I always thought that I’d be Shadow Weaver”

[@BLUE_FLUFF]

That totally was the newer she-ra reference

[@XxEmpty_EscapexX693]

Lol

[@rainpigeon]

Pffft

[@randomdudeonyoutube3504]

"Once upon a time I thought I'd always be Shadow Weaver." "Answering her crimes I thought I'd always be fighting a beaver."

[@PaintyRowwie]

@@randomdudeonyoutube3504 Warrior cats.

[@0mega717]

Peridot: “How did you survive being hit by that thing, Steven?” Steven: “I-I think I didn’t.” Lapis: **celebrates as she prepares the headstone**

[@angelmatiastorres]

Bruh

[@jayrodricks6823]

"I'm sorry for your marriage"

[@universereverbz]

Pearl jumping all the way to Homeworld got me laughing a lot 😂

[@SH1N0Z]

Hey , I just seen a comment u made

[@universereverbz]

@@SH1N0Z Who? Me or Steven Quartz Cutepie Demayo Diamond Universe?

[@SH1N0Z]

@@universereverbz yeah u

[@universereverbz]

@@SH1N0Z Oh. nice lol

[@katiaferreira1573]

@@SH1N0Z I thought that you was a bot :|

[@fizzykiddo]

2:22 till I began to battle EEL EVERYDAY

[@krztvl_v2]

-How's the future look, Garnet? Do we all stay just like this forever? -oUiiii That killed me

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

HAHAA

[@DELETED_4CC0UNT]

-oUiiii Sont les gemmes de cristal

[@xanstergames]

« Oui. » - Grenat des Gemmes de Cristal

[@THATS_ALLFOLKS]

*oui.*

[@Whispernyan]

"If you told me this I never would have come to Earth" had me dying

[@lalathecat3599]

It has me *wheezing*

[@MatiNuva1724]

@@lalathecat3599 it had me koffing

[@ViridianMask]

When there’s 30 seconds left and we’re not even halfway through the movie

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

I don't know why 3:04 "I cried *ALL* the tears" got me so bad! 😂

[@Bowling4986]

"Once upon a time I'm going to kill you!"

[@forestbigornia805]

😂😂😂

[@thefool2896]

4:34 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE WAY BISMUTH LAUGHS

[@anabellr.maldonado367]

Oh my gosh dude me too

[@Peridot5xg]

*[Oh my good stars... what did i just witnessed!?]*

[@MiaG0re]

Art my friend, it is true art

[@MiaG0re]

@Ruby [Eyeball] *IN HELL REEEEEEEEEE ,HEY EYEBALL *

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

*[Where were our noses?]*

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

3:04 once upon a time I cry A L L T H E T E A R S !

[@Sonicgamer-bf6zg]

The legend has return and also call the police

[@Anthony-qd8xt]

3:01

[@ironzzzanimation1106]

2:17: once upon a time I thought I'd always fight my mother till I began to battle elis everyday

[@kingkenri_rec]

Eel

[@katiaferreira1573]

Eel

[@axelnilsson5124]

Lmfao

[@junedisalad7311]

That look like wormy boi

[@cdjo0351]

EEL

[@rosegold6250]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we all really needed this. Thank you so much😭

[@rainbow_flare_]

Garnet: 🎶it’s the trueeee it’s the trueee kind of..🎶 Me: BASS!!!!

[@just.Harley]

Honestly the song the diamonds sing at the beginning is a BOP

[@funger34568]

3:52 N U N *visible monstrocity-

[@sugarrnspiicee]

3:57 me when I sing on zoom and I realize that my mic’s on

[@dead_channe1]

😳 saaame

[@rosykindbunny1313]

That happened to me. This is completely accurate.

[@adriagordon342]

Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

The accuracy hurts

[@slaybutton1692]

Love how she came back, posted a few videos and then vanished again. That's actually really iconic

[@pjskfanatic]

CN: Look how amazing this movie is, with all the songs, lovely backstory, and some new characters! SU community: neck. NECK!!!

[@gapevinenerd]

0:48 NO WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALIZE IT WASN’T HIS ACTUAL VOICE?? I WATCH AVATAR AND I DIDN’T EVERN REALIZE-

[@alexbees]

New video: *gasp *Continues *Passes out *Wakes up and watches

[@MiaG0re]

Lol🐇

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

@@MiaG0re YOU AGAIN-

[@lazuliartz9008]

*”Once apon a time I thought I’d always fight my mother, until I began to battle eels everyday!”*

[@THATS_ALLFOLKS]

eel

[@MatiNuva1724]

I love how Peridot, Bismuth and Lapis are just telling jokes and are threatening to kill eachother

[@gastrodonenjoyer999]

"once upon a time I cried all the tears" why is our queen watching my reaction to seeing that a new ytp is out ?

[@delltrees9283]

✨Our god has returned✨

[@shai.p]

✨Goddess✨

[@Bruce_shark-08]

Spinel: That's right i eat her other friends Steven: once upon a time i thought id always fight my mother till i begin to battle an eel every day Also scoop universe did you know that your ytps are the best things ever created?

[@uno9971]

“STEVEN IS THE WORST!” “once upon a time...” *UNDERTALE INTENSIFIES* “Giving up her form for a half-human despair” “Steven DIED. YAAAAAY!” “Once upon a time I thought I’d always be shadow weaver” “Once upon a time I thought I’d always fight my mother” “Once upon a time IM GOING TO KILL YOU” “That’s right I ate you’re other friends” **INSANE PEARL NOISES** “IM TRYING TO KILL YOU” “Happily ever after ends” “It’s the true kind of violence”

[@Atlas_da_ankle]

2:48 legend says she’s still flying to this day bro that faint FaNtAsY tho

[@Lak3w00d2lash3r]

3:00

[@wren9083]

I was so happy to get this notif-your videos are always great-quality and hilarious!

[@Randomperson-og1hi]

1:28 Not gonna lie This part always got me 💀

[@rosegold6250]

We really missed you mate I’ve been a long time fan of your channel. Glad you’re doing ok :)

[@wurtknurte7283]

"If you told me this, I would have never came to Earth."

[@OzCroc]

2:23 I guess he hates snakes and eels

[@gabriel_gxz89]

4:38 I’m still on the fence 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

4:31 I love this omfg

[@ServanteV2]

Our kween has returned with a YTP

[@TheApoke]

This is really well edited!

[@funchocolatepanda]

When 3:52 i heard spinel say "LOL" and when 4:16 pearl said all pearls don't know each other steven.

[@IRZ0327]

*Steven, are you alright? And are your friends alright too...?* -White Diamond

[@GREENTEA-AESTHETIC]

"pearl finally have a chance to go in space"

[@nwjnslssfm]

I keep telling her, *C A L L T H E P O L I C E*

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

2:33

[@CyanicCore]

To the garden we go!

[@gemmac1937]

I've been waiting here for years...

[@that_quiet_kid]

I SWEAR I CAN'T WITH THE PAC-MAN PART, JUST CAN'T

[@boredvideos5616]

you're so modest saying we don't like your vids and proceed to send this masterpiece. good job lol

[@nwjnslssfm]

YES STEVEN YTPS ARE STILL BEING MADE THANK THE STARS

[@Enteringdullsville]

“And there I was, a bundle of-” “BASS.”

[@nick0911]

I know that I'm late, but... "Pink conquered Homeworld" That killed me-

[@williamneil6208]

For some reason the “fighting my mom” part got me rolling and laughing on the bed

[@toothpaste8785]

Holy crap you’re back! I’m not even as huge an SU fan anymore but I’m still glad to see this channel posting

[@norauniverseindia3161]

2:03 book's page would be teared if she does that in real

[@noelnightmare1858]

YAY YOUR BACK!!

[@WarmNitrogen]

"Do you know her Pearl? Can you tell us who she is?" "Not all pearls know each other, Steven" *dies immediately*

[@michellegilhart]

I’ve been waiting for your return my queen, here is your crown 👑

[@Adisventurecampeditor]

When I'm trying to take a shower and forget about the sad ending then I see this lol

[@thebiggestchungus9615]

IM LIGIT DEAD AT THE SHADOW WEVER IM DIEING IM DEAD IM DEAD ROSE QUARTS

[@Lak3w00d2lash3r]

XD

[@Ocide_GD]

1 year and lapis is still on the fence 😎

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

3:11 B A S S

[@norauniverseindia3161]

2:45 that wire is not that long to travel till space

[@張登喬-n4u]

1:28 “Yay” got me 😂

[@MaltoseMatt]

Great work as always, my -king- queen.

[@aiiiia9971]

You're YTP game is top teir 😂 had me wheezing from start to finish

[@HaphazardousSpace]

I know this is old but damn. "Till I began to battle an eel every day" killed me. Funniest part of the entire video, and that's a high bar. Pearl jumping was also hilarious. So was the moment with the gun. (also Once Upon A Time from UNDERTALE was nice)

[@robloxiannoifk215]

ITS BEEN 10 MONTHS. DONT LEAVE US IN THE GARDEN AGAIN

[@volhasargsyan4665]

I like how the book started with the 4 elements

[@axelnilsson5124]

“Only pink diamond, master of silliness, could stop them. But when homeworld needed her most, she vanished.”

[@flarethecharizard648]

“EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS’

[@theloreofthe2]

White: "Steven everyone wants to kill" Blue and Yellow: "Everyone wants to kill" All: "Steven!"

[@nwjnslssfm]

WE NEED ANOTHER SCOOP UNIVERSE VIDEO JKSDFHSKJ

[@shootingstar175]

Also "where are our noses" 🤣

[@dead_channe1]

First OMG SCOOP UNIVERSE I'm so happy to see you back! 😁

[@mr.waffles710]

Why thi

[@WTCR459]

Blue shell

[@dead_channe1]

@@WTCR459 wat?

[@TriLorix]

please come back scoop, we all miss you and your content always made me laugh. you helped me overcome my saddest moments with your silly videos and its sad to look back on this, please make a return for us.

[@nickyblackburn2356]

Nice work, this made me feel better. My depression as been shitty latly

[@JoeArty]

"Once upon a time i thought id always be shadow weaver" -Stetes Uninui 2019

[@icecreamcake5329]

Till I began to battle an eel EVERYDAY! 🤣

[@Patrick_Star69498]

Finally I've been waiting for a Scoop ytp for ages

[@MissiGNO000]

I'm very glad people are still making su ytp

[@mrudulareddyb]

3:57 *OH GOD-*

[@Dustdustdust6948]

“If you told me this I never would have came to earth” garnet 2021

[@TrinAndLoki]

Steven is older so he now has to... 🤔 * Looks down * 😲 *bAtTiLe Eel EvErY dAy*

[@Simp_King0]

"To her half human *DESPAIR* . "

[@Eagle-Mit-YT-Lucas]

AND IF YOU TOLD ME THIS I NEVER WOULD’VE Came To Earth

[@VeryRandomChannel]

*OMG YOUR BACK!!!!!*

2:30 What! Pearl plays a guitar-stringed 🅱️ASS? That's Illegal! 2:34

[@LooneySplatooney]

It’s hard to find a good ytp and here we are

[@kjfilms784]

in the future

[@thefandummies9767]

Pearl: And that's how I blew up Saturn

[@angelicqqe]

“Alright, lets kill steven”

[@kingkenri_rec]

“Battle eel everyday!”

[@streetspir]

YOU ARENT DEAD!

[@vrscikav1611]

i was in a really bad place and this cheered me up a ton. thank you for making this and i hope you have a great day/life/etc :P

[@tanman2654]

“And there I was a bundle of 🅱️ASS”

[@staniel2977]

I'm only halfway through and this is your best one yet.

[@MidTheMasked]

Yessss undertale music at the beginning and for cursed spinel

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

0:09 "Steven is the worst" lol

[@Apple_Bapple]

4:50 this had me dead

[@bing-tendo8520]

2:10 ☠ XD

[@floatingleaff]

Alright ready to wait another 3 years for a 10 second video 😁👍

[@thecolourgreen7062]

10/10 I died multiple times watching this

[@idk.pennystones4304]

I nearly laughed to death by watching this vid even know I should be asleep lol