[YTP] fart

[@Deadshotya]

*I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU OVER THERE!*

[@traewilson5127]

Thank you for transcribing that, it's so rare for Tall Bart to mess up the subtitling like this, especially on the quietest part of the video! Big fail from a Tall Bart, I must say.

[@adamgreenhill110]

The distortion on it just killed me

[@user-account-not-found]

I CANT CONCENTRATE

[@rayers1000]

I want that has a ringtone lmao.

[@cherenkov_blue]

Of course he would do "rats"

[@s6edge7]

The 10% bigger rat would squash the little rat

[@macewindu9100]

in more ways than one

[@timothy558]

Rats rats we are the rats

[@AkairoKaminari]

they're on his mind 24/7

[@Mind_Crimes]

Into your sanctum, you let them in.

[@LittleGoblinBoi]

0:36 "C'mon let's be racist" "That's a dog whistle" "No it's not" I mean... He's right. It's not a dog whistle, he openly said it

[@sumofalln00bs10]

dog whistle to edge lords who don't really mean it

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@sumofalln00bs10 "I'm really good at telling dark jokes." "Racism'"

[@blakethesnake6686]

we must secure a carpentry workshop for our people and a future for whistles

[@walterpost9073]

@@thunderspark1536”You don’t understand my superior sense of humour” “Ok tell a joke” “N****. Why are you not laughing? O_O”

[@ArturGlass.C]

It's not a dog whistle it's a guy whitsling in a megaphone. EVERYONE heard it.

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

That last line gave me psychic damage

[@DWSmith-x6c]

Uhhh...yeahhhh.

[@roddydykes7053]

At least he could predict such a crazy thing 40 years into the future

[@DWSmith-x6c]

@@roddydykes7053 I guess.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Mystic Trump

[@Garth2the2ndpower]

My soul died a little after hearing it.

[@pacigisto]

the scrabble gag was comedic genius, truly another very tall bart classic.

[@noviatoria2436]

Peepee Jortson not understanding scrabble is a classic ,moment for real

[@Mind_Crimes]

'DO FOIL' is a subiminal message for imbibing droogs.

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

You're training a Pavlovian response in me every time I see Jordan, Ben, etc and I wanna thank you for it. You've made the internet less grating to be on

[@verytallbart]

I really appreciate that

[@dftp]

same, thanks to mr. very tall bart I'm no longer annoyed when I see Peterson or Shapiro, all I can think of is how much they like rats and wanting to be gay.

[@The90sun]

Ronna was distracted by the COMMENTS SECTION

[@livecarsonreaction]

You think she can hear all of us over here?

[@patron8597]

*I CAN READ ALL OF YOU OVER THERE!*

[@baconlettucetomatosandwich]

seeing Bryan Cranston in the same room as bill maher is the most absurd thing I've seen all day

[@GoldenPickaxe]

It’s just another podcast

[@ProbablyOnLSD69]

@@GoldenPickaxe don’t lie to me like that

[@Insanemonk11]

Bryan thought the same thing after being there for a couple minutes

[@liesalllies]

This was the moment Walt became Heisenberg

[@cherenkov_blue]

"We've got rot Bill"

[@ebentaylor]

2:30 I'm a middle school teacher and this part was SO REAL😂

[@brakedownbutterfly]

Loved how the white boards would never change until he said "spiderman". Really put me on my toes

[@AkairoKaminari]

JP is totally someone who'd argue about the most basic rules of a board game in the middle of the match...

[@awesometwitchy]

"It's called Battleship so I don't understand why my pieces are just sitting in place waiting to be shot at; I should be able to move them around because they have propellers and are on the ocean!"

[@nicodemos4829]

Milk him in the middle is an instant classic

[@WayFinder42]

bro just gonna keep on releasing bangers like we're not gonna notice

[@thedudeunderyourbed8474]

In terms of significance perhaps not, but in terms of quality this might be a top 3 poop channel of all time, and your recognition is long overdue.

[@AkairoKaminari]

what are some other you could reccomend?

[@yabakgibumpti]

He's not made stuff in a while but krobo productions is up there.

[@powerjbn9283]

@@AkairoKaminari da things obv

[@Skornish]

​@@yabakgibumpti He did come back recently after a long hiatus without skipping a beat.

[@danielbailey2937]

@@powerjbn9283 dathings is the goat

[@counterhitasmr9196]

Today I learned that trump has worn the same wig his entire life

[@MaximilianonMars]

It's not a wig, but possibly a type of hair transplant that leaves a noticeable scar at the hairline, which is why his fringe is always down.

[@NarffetWerlz]

​@@MaximilianonMarsHe had a 'scalp advancement' or something like that. Pushed his scalp forward so it looked like he wasn't balding.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Hes rich so it's a "toupé"

[@jerome1lm]

It's one of those magic wigs that change color and get thinner over time.

[@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж]

Donald literally grew from that haircut. At first there was just hair, then Trump

[@redacted0_5]

Your sentence mixing is still the best in the biz

[@retronymph]

This is insanely high quality even compared to your other poops. Also seeing 1980 Trump is really validating the Sebastian Stan casting, he really looks just like him.

[@socialistcroceater5815]

“I am a gay guy.” -Spider-Man, The Joker

[@toganium4175]

very tall fart

[@Wewin42]

Very ball tart

[@JB52520]

very tart ball

[@WobblyBits_X]

@@JB52520 very tart fart

[@boeufenchaleur]

Hairy ball fart

[@razpootis5802]

Very hairy ball shart

[@CalebTibster]

0:53 They’re sitting in chairs because Tucker doesn’t want to pay to have a couch reupholstered

[@thetallpancake]

I come to this channel to heal like a pokemon center, it never disappoints.

[@thisisaduckindisguise6206]

I really appreciate VeryTallBart putting in the effort carry on the true legacy of, excuse me- 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

[@BugsAjax]

Truely a fart moment

[@TVeesVault]

That scrabble bit already has me giggling, i hope the rest of the video is as good as this Edit: it was

[@amaice]

it was so good, it felt ai generated lmao

[@boazzipory6419]

"we're both middle aged men, right?" got me cackling

[@SavageGreywolf]

same, the idea of Joe being so flummoxed that Jordan doesn't know how to play fricking Scrabble is hilarious

[@ThatBunniBoi]

Guys… I think he got off.

[@javajdaj]

I mean, he got off, so-

[@kasane1337]

@@javajdaj Excuse me, *I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU OVER THERE*

[@ninjalectualx]

Jordan Peterson learning how to play scrabble is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

[@MichaelRosen-wz4ru]

baby trump 😨

[@Nekeku]

Micheal Knowles is a monster for not hyphenating Spiders-Man.

[@TomMinnow]

spider(s)-man???! 10 million spiders in a spider man suit?

[@NarffetWerlz]

​@@TomMinnowThe trench coat wasn't tight enough to hold them together.

[@TheBoopidoop]

@@TomMinnow thats actually a canon spider-man in the comics, where instead of peter parker being bitten by a radioactive spider, thousands of radioactive spiders devoured him and formed a hivemind after absorbing his consciousness. he also has a taste for human flesh, and his main power is to launch spiders at people!

[@TotallyRat_]

Michael Knowles is a monster period

[@DuckBall_]

Fresh fart from tall bart, let's go

[@lexidarling]

Was "Milk Him in the Middle" the title of that video JP retweeted that one time

[@thebiggerfish8976]

"Lemme give you a crazy statistic: Our numbers good, their numbers bad." He do be spitting pure facts tho.

[@LessGo7921]

0:41 Every time I see his beautiful face, I can’t help but think of the amazing deals Ashley furniture has rn for their couches 😫

[@L3gitHax3r42]

11/10 absolute banger. Well done sir

[@alphaprimus7794]

Very Ball Tart with another massive W for the YTP crowd.

[@enzoofelba]

I swear every upload here is a work of art. Hope you keep making these for a long time

[@BlackravenX9]

Wow! CS188 and Tall Bart videos within 4 hours of each other? Awesome!

[@TheGohanSkywalker]

0:41 JD Vance finally succeeding in pretending to be a human.

[@DavidScully]

i'm crying violently,

[@GodlessTramp-tq5rd]

This is your best concoction I’ve seen for months

[@FlymanMS]

The intro alone deserves a bit fat like. I love it when humor is based on personalities and the situation. And I hope Frump never called Ronna and she never responded.

[@Катюща-й9ч]

One of your best, this one was fantastic

[@hidingthings_enjoyer.she.her.]

the eboy shapiro face is sending me, this video is evil mr bart!!

[@hidingthings_enjoyer.she.her.]

OH I JUST GOT WHY YOU MADE JP SAY HARRY BALL FART THAT ONE TIME IT RHYMES WITH YOR NAME OH WOW!

[@spillfish4327]

OH SHIT

[@lamibonxd]

“because i got tired of the balls” i love how matter of fact-ly this is said

[@tyler.newton]

the scrabble bit worked so well, I can't believe u got it done so quick!

[@ReallyBadJuJu]

Another 10/10 masterpiece

[@jacoolzi]

0:52 he’s just a little guy

[@k4kadu]

I'd watch these guys struggle with Scrabble any day. Pure comedy.

[@ruthie8785]

You don’t understand how I fucking LOST IT-LOST IT!-when Joe Rogan started explaining Scrabble.

[@c4shguy224]

holy shit this might be the best one you've ever done

[@Cfomodz]

2am eastern upload is statistically the best fart to upload according to Reuters

[@jasmijnwellner6226]

The scrabble opening bit was just Bart flexing his poop skills, amazing!

[@SWinxyTheCat]

God that cold open was amazing

[@wrpro7495]

can i pay you to make a five minute video that’s just the guys talking about scrabble?

[@Durandal734]

You can't do that!

[@journeydat_boi2961]

What's the deal with airplane food -Jerry Seinfeld

[@onyx8231]

Watching two middle-aged men play scrabble using 3 & 4 lett... Excuse me... *I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU OVER THERE!!!*

[@gnbman]

This one is perfect

[@shanecagney]

my god this might be one of your best

[@Edgy]

thank you for taking MuchDank's spot as top youtube channel

[@purplepittoo5741]

I swear how do you get consistently better every time

[@jasonblock6508]

This one would make Krobo proud 🙏🏻

[@therru5943]

1:56 what the f is wrong with ben shapiro.

[@LaMarcheFutilé101]

You have to forgive him, he's Ben Shapiro his whole life and you have no idea how hard that is on a man.

[@dubzy4485]

THEY KEEP GETTING BETTER

[@ashthetic_art]

They call him Trump cuz he can't stop shartin'

[@kelanclark5614]

Legendary ytp’s bro

[@jimbabwe3]

“Let me give you a crazy statistic. Our numbers good.” - Gnog informing his fellow townspeople of the abundance of crops

[@hansonel]

Rona was trying to give Agent Orange a therapy session but she was so rudely interrupted since she can hear all of you over there.

[@greasygranpapy7529]

The old Donald interview clips makes me think someone just read the Lucky Loser.

[@aTalkingPizza]

Who would you call if i heard all of you farting over there?

[@Chilldude-zh1lt]

Idk maybe I'd become president

[@ProbablyOnLSD69]

Ghostbusters

[@returnoftheredeye]

Rogan's expression as his mind gets blown by scrabble is perfection.

[@jayej416]

Flawless sentence mixing, it sounds real!

[@citysmall3427]

One of your best

[@GrahamBarth]

Dude, I just saw JD Vance gooning his fucking brains out to Megalopolis. He was the other viewer in the theater. It was wild.

[@markussmedhus9717]

Thank you, for this.

[@HuffGLaDTem]

another banger from very ball fart!

[@GiggsVids]

I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU OVER THERE!!!!!

[@Walleyedwosaik]

I just changed who I’m voting for -an Australian who is not legally allowed to vote yet

[@Turdfergusen382]

Thank you. I needed this today.

[@desktorp]

the dodgeball effect was very good

[@EvelynPucc]

Trump actually said "maybe I'd run for president"? Can I go back in time to say "please don't"?

[@sanguillotine]

I think there are more effective methods than words, particularly force

[@Gafferman]

@@sanguillotinewow, and people like you vote 😂

[@sanguillotine]

@@Gafferman people like me do not vote

[@Gafferman]

@@sanguillotine well that's reassuring! Violence and force is never good to encourage

[@Teamgalacticbosscyrus]

@@Gaffermanyep! Everyone in America has a right to vote 🖤 or do you not believe that?

[@kingding9542]

Everytime you upload I grow a little bit more bald but that's ok because I always enjoy your stuff.

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

i saw trump on the thumbnail for a split second and thought he was ed sheeran

[@BlackravenX9]

That seems accurate to how trying teach Jordan Peterson to play scrabble would actually go.

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

And now he's done both, gratz.

[@iggycamdon]

Amazing ytp but I'm a little disappointed you didn't squeeze ronna's "I need all of you to disappear" in there

[@Skornish]

"I am a gay guy." -Spiderman

[@LaMarcheFutilé101]

N... n-number _three_ ??????

[@GoldenPickaxe]

As a biggie fan thank you

[@zaidnava7200]

Funniest shit of this decade

[@alex_mcburney]

"Let me give you a crazy statistic: our numbers good, their numbers bad" yeah, pretty much

[@F0restD]

I hope scrabble doesn't break the good friendship of Roe Jogan and PePe Jordenson

[@downwiththesystem8026]

Great ytps as always

[@felixthecat0371]

the face ben shapiro made at the end of his segment destroyed me

[@Skeptic-x8m]

Need more AI episodes!

[@verytallbart]

Working on it!

[@yersiniapestis5237]

thanks for fart tall bart

[@Ollyatlas]

0:32 republicans after realizing the bible says love thy neighbor and give to the poor and beware false prophets:

[@Whoohoonutty2020]

I was just playing Scrabble before I played this video. I'm scared now

[@matt.fromtheinternet]

spiderman