Trump's Transition Team Criticized for Refusing to Disclose Donors

[@richtifilmpalast5373]

"Well.. he didn't exactly pardoned them, but just turned the investigation over to Merrick Garland and then just kinda petered out," God damned, that was such a brutal burn a yet so freakin' funny. Kudos to whomever wrote that one. And I'm glad the "Late Night" team still dishes out these kind of cynical jokes. Well needed in these times.. and in this case also well deserved I might add!

[@LoriKasprzak-kc7xc]

Biden is authorized to disclose Trump donors. Get on it, Joe!

[@patrickkelley6698]

Was a great joke and also a not so funny truth on doj dragging feet on trump prosecutions .....but yes thank u to whomever wrote that gem.🎉

[@baxtronx5972]

Ya burnt! 🔥

[@urkiddingme6254]

People keep hating on Garland, but keep missing the fact of who appointed him in the first place. The failure to prosecute Trump is on Biden as much as Garland.

[@lawrencemckeon6802]

@@urkiddingme6254Exactly. Biden didn’t even mention the insurrection for 2 years, even through the J6 Committee proceedings. It’s inexplicable why he wouldn’t demand his DOJ to do its job. It’s Biden’s biggest failure.

[@twofjs6334]

"ELON", he hollered! "Buy me the election and I will SELL YOU the Presidency!"

[@SeppelSquirrel]

Just to dispel conspiracies, the only thing Elon Musk did to influence the election was spread misinformation. All the numbers for votes are accurate, the same as every past election. Many states had people who voted for Trump but otherwise voted Democrat, while other states have no swing. For example, Alabama and Arizona had barely any swing from the last presidential election, whereas Missouri and Pennsylvania swung highly redder. There's no correlation between swing states and vote switches. It was just Harris running a terrible campaign by cozying up to the right wing crazies and abandoning the left. Wow, a gun toting, Cheney-loving, deportation-supporting campaign? Go away Harris.

[@carlbrown1121]

Exactly! Musk bought the President of the USA in full view of everybody. At least when the Mafia bought local officials they tried to do it covertly!

[@billclay9511]

It''s ok winter's almost here, you snowflakes will be fine.

[@thomasw.5344]

"If you believe the last election was rigged, I got a presidency, ah I mean a bridge to sell..."

[@jamesabbot-cole6814]

@@thomasw.5344 A Space Bridge. Protected by Space Force. He had one made out of LEGO to prove it could be done.

[@LakeFX]

Imagine studying day and night for a test for 4 years, having extreme anxiety about passing it the entire time, and then when the test finally comes, you fail anyway. Now, imagine a whole country doing that. Crazy, right?

[@MarvinBrown-j8j]

Right ✅️

[@thedoctor506]

Do you really think the country studied?

[@JK_Clark]

Who'd make a better President, a convicted felon or a successful District Attorney? It's a doozy!

[@angrydoggy9170]

@@jnielsen90Collective outrage (feeling) is much more important than individual feelings or ideas. Countries do have a collective consciousness, never overestimate the individual. I know that people (especially in the US) think about themselves as free individuals but hardly anyone is actually a free thinking individual. That’s just the reality of things. People are thought/trained what to think, they don’t come up with their thoughts on their own.

[@Matt_with_2Ts]

​@jnielsen90 You edited your comment seamlessly, contry to what people may say about it. (PS- Be best.)

[@mysteryninja354]

This monologue was one of the best in recent memory. You killed it, Seth.

[@Michael-tl2yj]

WOW, SO LIKE BEING LIED TO CONSTANTLY AND TREATED LIKE A MINDLESS GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED SHEEP, SHAME ON YOU

[@mysteryninja354]

@@Michael-tl2yj I like to laugh. You should try it some time.

[@Michael-tl2yj]

@@mysteryninja354 DON'T WRITE CHECKS WITH YOUR MOUTH YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH DIPSHIT, THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT ABOUT THIS IDIOT SPEWING IGNORANT NONSENSE PROPAGANDA LIES OVER N OVER UNTIL WEAK MINDED GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED DEMOCRAT SHEEP LIKE YOURSELF BELIEVE IT LIKE GOSPEL, MOST PEOPLE HAVE ENOUGH COMMEN SENSE TO STOP LISTENING TO PROPAGANDA LIES SO WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION, OH AND YOU ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO THINKS SETH IS FUNNY, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS RATINGS

[@meghancalahan4798]

@@Michael-tl2yjPepaw, did you fall asleep on the caps lock again?!?!

[@Michael-tl2yj]

@meghancalahan4798 YOUR OBSESSION WITH CAPS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS YOUR OBSESSION WITH TRUMP, I'M USING CAPS TO TRY AND BREAK THREW THICK SKULLED SHEEP LIKE YOURSELF WHO BELIEVE NONSENSE PROPAGANDA LIES OVER TRUTH AND FACTS

[@nellou5527]

I watch all the late night shows and your show has really pulled ahead of the pack in my opinion! Thank you for always making me laugh!

[@againstthegraingolf301]

Yes! And ‘Have I Got News for You’ is my other favorite. I can’t drink anything while watching either. It’s ridiculous and hilarious

[@DarkMatterZine]

Although the Daily Show’s recent First Buddy skit outdid SNL and is likely to aggravate both Elno and Trump, inciting rage from both.

[@loutretom2637]

Corrections: Elmo isn't riding a harley on that picture, that's a Yamaha. You know it's not a Harley because Elmo looks happy on that picture. Side Burn Harley Davidson.

[@SherryEllesson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DennisMoore664]

If that doesn't make corrections then the people who put Corrections together weren't paying attention.

[@Scoopsdepoop]

I really hope someone on graphics got fired for that blunder.

[@MariaVosa]

@@Scoopsdepoop Ooooh they´re just hoping for some harsh punishment from Seth - the weirdos! 😁

[@temporaladvisor3958]

Elmo isn't smoking a Parliament, either. Parliaments are famous white, recessed filter, and Elmo is smoking a cigarette with a brown filter.

[@WonsPhreely]

Thank you Seth. Thanks to your Closer Look, I might just get through this.

[@LisaHumble]

If I get through this, it will be bcuz of Seth, Jimmy, Steven and Oliver

[@WonsPhreely]

@ that’s a lot of Strike Force. We talking Jimmy K or Jimmy F? Im team JK (him and Seth are my guys) but JF put in a pleasantly surprising good show as part of the strike force. One of the best podcast series ever.

[@genevamckenzie9608]

It'll make the next four years much better! This is the only silver lining

[@JohnJosephBurhop]

You're getting better and better, Seth. 👍😎

[@maincharacterNRG]

I love Seth’s content for many reasons, but high on that list is how he roasts but simultaneously honors his writers by sometimes telling us who wrote any given joke. It kinda just feels like a proud papa bragging about his kids’ talents to the other dads. It’s sweet. ❤

[@silentmajority8365]

Someday you will have a job and hopefully a spouse of the opposite sex so you will know how normal people think

[@MeditationMomma999]

This. And he's hella cute. haha.

[@maincharacterNRG]

@@silentmajority8365 ? 😂

[@DavidJones-ly9bh]

How can he swear to uphold the laws of the land while disregarding them?

[@jeremybartlett1706]

Easy. He’s a crook. Didn’t you know that? It’s very well documented. There are multiple documentaries on his life of fraud and deceit.

[@ScottFunk-us6ro]

Narcissists do not have a conscience by definition. When questioned, he will FIND an excuse no matter how lame.

[@baxtronx5972]

He's a Publican. They are above the law.

[@Dianne-r5p]

Unfortunately it seems to be why so many support him

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Because his words don’t mean anything? I *~ALMOST~* want to start following his stupid Twitter knockoff as well as fox… just to make a tally of every single “in two weeks time” or “very soon” or similar delivery, of all the claims of upcoming reveals and whatnot… so I can make a proper list of all the things he says he’ll deliver on but then doesn’t 8 years of talking about some magical health plan system that’ll be much better quality than the ACA (fine, that’s a legit goal) and cheaper (not conducive to the first part of claim) and after countless “in 2 weeks”/“in 2 months”/“soon, very soon in fact”/etc… he finally has (drumroll please)… *CONCEPTS OF A PLAN* 😮

[@JacquelinElizabethWrites]

I find it absolutely hysterical that these people fully believe he will let go of power in 4 years.

[@DarkTypeWriter]

Exactly. It's just a 3 step process. 1) Declare a National Emergency (Border Security) 2) Invoke Martial Law 3) Suspend Elections

[@kimberlyevans9160]

Yah, especially when his lawyers explain that the federal indictments can resume at the end of that term.

[@daveg-Vancouver_Island]

He won’t live that long!

[@LowfDog]

I'm gonna just throw it out there that your Everybody Loves Raymond impressions were better than I expected. :D

[@thebagelsproductions]

It's multipurpose. Ray sounds like one of the Muppets, but I can't think of which.

[@ZakTheRipper18]

They're really easy impressions to do, though.

[@wsb4586]

Trivia: Ray Romano said that when he heard the series name he didn't like it a bit, could've slapped a kitten. I thought that was a hoot.

[@michaelesgro9506]

@@thebagelsproductions Kermit. I'm reminded of a Family Guy cutaway that presented a round table discussion featuring Kermit, Al Michaels, Harold Ramis, and of course Kermit. It's hilarious as they begin to talk over each other with their basically indistinguishable voices🤣🤣🤣

[@sssdottt]

Such good energy tonight Seth!! You are the spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down. 🤧

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

I think Seth is too young to get a Mary Poppins reference.😂

[@sherinameless1618]

The good thing about stealing from Lululemon is that you can fit a million dollars worth of merchandise in your pockets.

[@seanspartan2023]

Bold of them to assume Trump won't run again, as if election law means anything in this country. Good luck with that!

[@vvohvaelez9277]

Luckily its the 22nd amendment that prevents that. GOP doesnt have enough % of congress to make that constitutional change

[@joachimschoder]

@@vvohvaelez9277 Luckily Trump was disqualified to run in 2024 by the 14th amendment. After all imagine the damage he could have done. The partisan hacks of the Supreme Court can, have and will ignore the constitution whenever it helps Conservatives to gain more power. With Republicans in power there is no rule of law.

[@seanspartan2023]

@vvohvaelez9277 I'm well aware of the law. But the law more and more is becoming meaningless. Trump will do everything he can to hold onto power and SCOTUS has given him a free pass to break the law. America as we knew it, is over. It was one hellova ride though.

[@jessthesiren4353]

⁠they have the majority in all 3 houses. What are you talking about?

[@Gabriel_H77]

​@@vvohvaelez9277 You mean the amendment that SCOTUS can rule on like they did with 2A. "Oh the writers meant 2 consecutive terms"

[@karync.6707]

Hey, if Nascar drivers have to wear the names of thier sponsors on thier jackets, our politicians should, too!

[@Buckboy2024]

Right on!

[@spit-boy9991]

PARDON HUNTER because why the hell not ?

[@ruialexandre6197]

Imo he wouldn't have been treated the same had he not been a Biden. And wouldn't trump do worse?

[@jerald4992]

He better pardon his son before he leaves office

[@aubrey1633]

If he doesn't pardon his son, I will lose all respect for him.

[@patriciahayes2664]

What would pardoning Hunter do? He won't be able to do a damn thing if he was, so what's the point?

[@FrankDenty]

@@spit-boy9991 I agree with you why shouldn't Biden pardon his son

[@omaracevedo4784]

He acts as if he resigning was a professional choice more like a legal strategy to stay out of prison.

[@garymountcastle6657]

Funny how Trump could do the opposite and get the same result.

[@davidt3956]

No, Russian/Republican, he wasn't doing anything illegal. It's a DOJ policy to not prosecute a sitting president and it's known Bondi will protect Mango Mussolini based on that. Therefore, the investigation needs to wind down. That doesn't change the fact that the detailed evidence in the charges is real and still stand.

[@garymountcastle6657]

@@davidt3956 Not sure if you’re responding to my post but to clarify what I meant. I’m assuming the original post was referring to Gaetz resigning from congress which he didn’t need to do except to block the release of a damning report. I don’t think he was in any danger of actually going to prison but I’ll just take the comment for what it is. Now Trump runs for office and wins, the opposite of resigning, with the primary purpose of staying out of prison and accomplishes that goal.

[@BH-kg1wu]

​@davidt3956 Thank YOU for your many ignorant statements. However, YOU have proven that my Theory on Global Stupidity is alive and well and that YOU are living proof of that and that isn't FAKE News!!

[@awandererfromys1680]

0:39 Man, Gaetz really looks like a comic book caricature of himself.

[@kisharadanndando9063]

He somehow reminds me of Syndrome from The Incredibles :p

[@JAllenKaiser]

Never trust Merrick Garland to do the right thing if he has literally any option to do otherwise.

[@jamesabbot-cole6814]

He will do it, eventually, maybe sometime later but he will do it.

[@JAllenKaiser]

@ in the words of MLK, “‘wait’ has always meant ‘never’…justice delayed is justice denied.”

[@hotrodandrube9119]

Thanks for keeping an eye on the obvious disfunction!

[@Browniewatson60]

Thank you for making this NONSENSE make SENSE 😂😂😂😂

[@positivevibetec]

LIBERATING?!?! HE WILL NOT LEAVE OFFICE ON HIS OWN. mark my words

[@KtotheL]

the f you talking about ? 4 yrs ago ?

[@iljavija]

@@KtotheL He is talking about Trump. And he left only because the jan 6 failed.

[@agentorange81]

I voted only as a courtesy hes a traitor and rightly a felon, and still not counted 😑, im open for new suggestions and ideas cause that was only courtesy he must not take the country this direction

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

Well there is precedent.

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Canada and Mexico will be slapping a 50 % tariff on the US until he's locked up.

[@jakebeal8095]

It’s only been 6 days but that Hunter pardon joke aged beautifully.

[@GloriaSanchez-v3y]

❤❤😂thank you Seth for making us laugh

[@jend.1069]

Imagine paying Matt Gaetz 500$ for a cameo.. Omg ..

[@hooker4749]

who's money is that

[@noctisilva6457]

Im sure Kimmel will buy a few.. :)

[@sherinameless1618]

​@@noctisilva6457I can only imagine what they will ask him to say: maybe "Wish my niece a sexy 16th birthday."

[@christineherrmann205]

Jack Smith acct on Bluesky said they wanted to have him record a message that "sexual assault is bad" to send to Pete Hegseth. Which... I REALLY hope happens.

[@chrisphelps9154]

i hear if you're a female under 18, he'll send you money

[@RealBradMiller]

Concepts of a plan to disclose donors.

[@emrecck]

😂😂😂

[@dracoargentum9783]

Right after his taxes and medical records.

[@gmun2248]

Co-president? I thought we were calling him First Buddy? (In place of a First Lady.)

[@markmac2206]

First Shady

[@sherinameless1618]

He called himself First Buddy. Melania called him "My escape plan "

[@JulianRiveraCarrera]

Talk about grooming

[@scottramsay7439]

Actually, tRump is only the vice president. Leon is the true president, bought and paid for. JD is the go-fer to fetch the dry cleaning and Big Mac comfort meals.

[@mh2120]

Queen Elonia

[@pv5010]

He can't change. That would be funny. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

[@SodalisUK]

You can't make a Sow's ear out of a Trump arse either.

[@jnielsen90]

He can, he just chooses not too because of his narcassism

[@SodalisUK]

@EMPERORJOECURR I am unclear whether this is a list of people you think are donors to Trump or people he is going to target for retribution. I am pretty certain that Michael Cohen, the Obamas and Jimmy Kimmel are NOT donors and WILL BE targets for retribution.

[@bobwoods1302]

They're only refusing because Russian names are hard to pronounce.

[@StaesPut73]

After the cat and dog joke, my bf heard and goes, "Ope, that was a Scollins one", then without a beat we hear him say "nothing like a Scollins joke to bring the room down" 😅😂😭. Love how we have a relationship with the writers. 1:25

[@JupiterGreenberg]

Ope? Are you also from the Wisconsin or surrounding areas? Lol…. Just made me laugh, in a good way, to see ope other than local comedians. Either way, bless and happy holidays!!

[@StaesPut73]

@JupiterGreenberg lol close, another Midwest, Red state, good ol Missouri, (pronounced Misery😅). Thanks, Happy Holidays!

[@temporaladvisor3958]

Pam Bondi reminds me of Bondi's Island in Agawam, MA where wastewater goes to the Springfield Regional Wastewater Treatment Facility located there. The sewer stench gets pretty ripe on certain days, just like it will get for the country with Pam Bondi as Attorney General.

[@cdarklock]

"I would tell you who sent the cheques, really I would, it's just that I don't speak Russian"

[@michaelstewart2611]

Lawl...get help

[@bogususer2595]

​@@michaelstewart2611Needs help reading Russian?

[@scottramsay7439]

They're all under audit for the next 4 years.

[@aliceflanagan3672]

Seth is killing it every night!

[@Wazoo_1]

Deon Trusk our new perpident

[@ecbst6]

What happened to the Egyptian money? 🤔

[@michaelstewart2611]

Menedez was convicted for that

[@bogususer2595]

​@michaelstewart2611 So Trump got away with it again? Teflon Don.

[@ecbst6]

@@michaelstewart2611 Not that, the other thing.

[@elizabethellis9062]

Biden should seriously hand out blanket pardons to everyone.

[@elliotbrent]

Yes indeed, stop playing nice Dems republicons do whatever it takes to get power, I'm hoping tRump starts endorsing maga moron candidates we'll win back the House and Senate 🎉🎉

[@SodalisUK]

Especially Jack Smith.

[@Styphon]

"If you were involved in the case against Trump you are here by pardoned." 🍊🤡🙋 "No, not you, Donald."

[@brookeweatherly]

​@@Styphon👉👍👈

[@hvdesai]

Except one

[@Thom4ES]

I learned the truth at 17... ... ...

[@marycirimele9172]

Seth has told the future!!!

[@GenghisVern]

I want to see the tax returns... from 2016!!!!!

[@vennril]

Still remember when he said he couldn't because he was under audit. Good old 8-year-audit lol Man, his 2016 lies almost make me nostalgic...

[@jnielsen90]

You can....they were used too convict him of his 34 fraud convictions

[@vikitheviki]

I want to see the dam insurrectionist and traitor in jail!!

[@GenghisVern]

@@vikitheviki as do I, but right now I'm worried about the voters who chose him in spite the obvious

[@Pho-KingSoupTonechasr]

He paid $750 in taxes in 2016 while pretending to be a billionaire funding his own campaign. He paid magnitudes more to China in tax the same year.

[@KOOLBadger]

We are all screwed..

[@masond2838]

Blame Democrats. Why didn’t enough of them vote?

[@KOOLBadger]

@masond2838 cant blame anyone.. so why are you?

[@michaelstewart2611]

I could only hope

[@KOOLBadger]

@michaelstewart2611 I dont understand your reply. Are you a demon looking for disaster?

[@masond2838]

@@KOOLBadger If they don’t vote, they shouldn’t complain. If they start crying that prices are going up because of new tariffs, my question to them would be - Did you vote? As any politically savvy person will say, don’t protest, vote.

[@Anton-uy4rc]

Jackal here. I'm disappointed Hunter wasn't dressed as a turkey for pardon. Graphics dept has to be reprimanded harshly.

[@one_field]

Seconded!

[@gogreen7794]

Trump has already pardoned several sleeze bags the first time around. Soon, he'll probably pardon those convicted or charged with crimes on January 6, 2021. And who knows what other criminals he'll pardon. He doesn't need to pardon himself, anymore, since he has broad immunity conveyed upon him by his own appointees and allies in the SCOTUS. Does any of that bother you?

[@nicnewlin2293]

That image will haunt me for ages now. Thanks comrade jackal

[@Joker-xe5pw]

Long-time jackal, rare commenter. Came here to say exactly this.

[@michaelelliott1212]

Donald Trump as a turkey.

[@musicfanatic7740]

Plot twist: The only donors are the ones who paid their way into his inner circle.

[@mf.danger9235]

Putin

[@denisediamond293]

More dark money rigging the economy and dismantling the programs that benefit many American citizens not just the 1%

[@joepatterson692]

Russians included god knows who else can't be good people that's why no disclosure the mafia don't do that rules being broke every day 🇬🇧🇺🇲🇺🇦💙

[@rustee65]

What would happen if D.E.A personnel visited DJT JRs habitat 🤔🤪

[@sherinameless1618]

Never gonna happen after his father makes him head of the DEA, ATF, and Space Force.

[@joachimschoder]

Nothing. Trump and his minions are above the law. They have already announced that the Department of Revenge (previously Department of Justice) will go after the people who DARED to investigate Trump: "If you look into our crimes we will destroy your life."

[@Nancyr-x8o]

they’d get higher than they’ve ever been before lmao

[@nancysmith8384]

My trusted news source

[@ildacamilo]

Bonkers!

[@whocares2087.1]

America's in for a wild four years.

[@SodalisUK]

The real questions are: 1. What can anyone do to limit the damage, if anything? 2. Will the USA as we know it actually survive 4 years? 3. If it does, will it be at all possible to recover what has been lost?

[@dasstigma]

Yes and in 4 years everything is back to normal, like it was in 2020. What is wrong with you?

[@RHCole]

​@@dasstigmaThings weren't back to normal when Biden took charge, we still aren't back to normal.

[@mariansmith7694]

What makes you think it will just be 4 years?

[@dasstigma]

@@RHCole I know. I have eyes.

[@joshleyva2249]

14 PAIRS??? Was there a sale that I didn't know about?

[@ThomasdWell]

:29 we joke, but if he doesn't pardon his own son before he leaves office I'll be disappointed.

[@Melesniannon]

Why? Pardons are supposed to go to the deserving, people punished harshly or unjustly. Not people you happen to be related to. Why should he pardon Hunter?

[@RHCole]

Truth, he really needs to. I wouldn't have even cared if he'd done it years ago, TBH. That norm has already been shattered, so he might as well take advantage of it.

[@jnielsen90]

Biden won't pardon Hunter, he has respect for American law and it's decisions. It's why he will peacefully transfer power regardless of his beliefs in what will happen when he does and why he voluntarily gave up power too allow Kamala to run instead when he knew he couldn't win a second term.....all things Drumpf wouldn't even consider no matter the cirtcumstances

[@RHCole]

​@@Melesniannon Because it'd be funny

[@foiblemooch2686]

@@RHCole Democrats: "We need stricter firearm regulations!" Republicans: "You pardon people who break the laws we already have so what is the point?" ....you'd have to get used to that because its a valid point.

[@BfoHarr1970]

Ray Romano was excellent, but Brad Garrett absolutely slayed me.

[@gene3417]

That was so funny i shot coffee out my nose!You rock hard right now? You know i am dawg! Love you Seth! thank you

[@hvdesai]

Law does not apply to lawless person.

[@laraarnott]

"brought in the cooler" bit was sooo insanely hilarious - especially because it looked like that was totally improvised. Comedians are amazing

[@shailasterling]

Looking forward to SNL character Rambo Trump singing a version of “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King!” from The Lion King.

[@Grundle-buddy]

This will be my only trump related video i watch today.

[@drstevenrey]

The laughs are coming back, really slowly, but with you, Seth, I might just make it back to normal in a few weeks.

[@deebrady7135]

Yes for us too. But honestly we can hardly stand to look at Trump and cringe when he speaks. I enjoy the jokes but don't want to see bloated orange guy speak, dance or anything else.

[@krisenger4410]

Get ready, it's gonna be a wild ride!

[@danielgregory3295]

That window behind Gaetz is the cupola on the ISS...did it suddenly de-pressurize?😅❤

[@storytime118]

Correction. Elmo wasn't smoking a parliament. Parliament cigarettes have a white recessed filter. Not a brown filter. Graphics has done you dirty yet again.

[@marciaguy10899]

We’ve already established those dirty freaks like being told off 😂 you’re playing in to there game

[@Marvinmartion]

Way too much thought went into this!

[@Lucifer-qt9gh]

Wild being an expert on cigarette butts.

[@nicnewlin2293]

Any remaining smokers should consider themselves an expert on the topic. I was defined by the cigarettes I smoked. Identity politics my jackal ass.

[@NotExpatJoe]

Parliament full flavor cigarettes do have a brown filter.

[@Sentient_Zee]

That nickname is going to go to Scollins’ head now.

[@cindyhill9091]

Let's not forget that they couldn't catch the returning booster in the "chopsticks" *because DJT was too close to the landing pad* so they had to scrap it into the frickin ocean. He destroys everything everywhere he goes!

[@rantalbott6963]

And the SIXTH flight test of the Starship, which Elon confidently predicted would be landing humans on Mars by this year, again also ended by being dumped in the ocean because it can't even be trusted to land on Earth. SpaceX is actually doing pretty well, but Elon has repeatedly claimed he was going to do several times better, and failed to deliver on that.

[@captainkickstand]

That 'pardoning Hunter' joke really aged . . . in some sort of way.

[@davidtownsend6055]

As a former Parliament smoker, I need point out that Elmo is NOT smoking a Parliament. Come on Graphics- get it together

[@NotExpatJoe]

It could be a Parliament full flavor.

[@iroddec]

I think it's metaphorically speaking

[@KathrynPrettylights]

Stellar Romano impressions! Now I need him to do Gaffigan

[@findingretirement6649]

Yeah it would be a little awkward for them to say Russia, China and North Korea..

[@mayberelevant3237]

Don’t forget Saudi Arabia…

[@TheBlade996]

1:25 Scollins!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@estamj]

Even before Seth said something, I knew the bit about selling cats and dogs in bodegas was a Scollins joke. I'm both proud and horrified. This is next-level jackaldom.

[@VincentLowe]

14 pairs of yoga pants! 🎉Perfect wrap

[@tomscott4438]

"liberated" from campaigning? It's the only thing he really likes. And what makes anyone think Trump will leave office (voluntarily) no matter if he can run again or not.

[@ARIXANDRE]

Seth, you showed Musk jumping. You didn't take a shot so you'd forget. More attention to continuity. -Jackal

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Seth was completely wired this whole episode. He was even yelling at times, not only here, but during his interviews, intros and segues. Either he's super excited about the upcoming Thanksgiving episode with his family, or he's coked up like those ferrets last week! 🤣 In any case, I'm all for it. We need that Seth energy!

[@VonFels]

Just watched this the day after Biden DID pardon Hunter Biden. 😂

[@WendyCarrey]

Loved This. 👑💯

[@keithmoore6334]

He doesn’t have to follow any rules or guidelines. He is cult leader/emperor.

[@stateof_grace12]

“are you rock hard, dog” is genuinely the highlight of my month

[@sherinameless1618]

After you pay $50O for Matt to wish you a happy birthday on Cameo, he will pay you $50 to watch the videos on his phone.

[@joachimschoder]

Yeah, I am not watching child porn for $50.

[@WilliamMcMahon-t5g]

Wonderful.

[@ZYX261]

45 - 47 shows ignorance. If 45 makes it through the inauguration, it is correctly written as 45 & 47.

[@icantollie]

I think that reflects Republicans' opinion that the 2020 election was rigged and/or stolen, and that as a result Trump should have been the 46th President. (Ignoring the implication that if Trump actually were the legitimate 46th President, then he would be ineligible for a third term..)

[@dracoargentum9783]

Yeah but they still haven’t conceded the loss of 46; in their minds he HAS been the president 45 through 47…

[@Scooter_911]

The motorcycle Elmo is riding is not a Harley. The motorcycle shown has European switchgears. This is the third time graphics has failed to show an image of a Harley Davidson since corrections started.

[@respectmyogness9385]

Why not pardon Hunter they dropped charges against Trump our country is redundant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@icantollie]

Because Democrats believe that two wrongs don't make a right, and that just because the other side does unethical things, that doesn't mean we should do them, too

[@DES.REVER.DESIGNS]

0:26 he called it! Hunter just got pardoned like today (to save him from being used as a political bargaining-chip/punching-bag under Diaper Donnies "leadership")

[@jarretheller2244]

Now would be a great time to ditch the Electoral College. It shouldn't matter where people live. A republican vote in Chicago IL should be equal to a democrat vote in Obion County TN. Neither voter should stay home thinking that their vote won't matter because of where they live.

[@catslivesmatter1268]

I could listen to Seth all day because everything he says is a fact 😅

[@seraphonica]

Matt Gaetz denied attorney general appointment... call that Gaetzkeeping

[@rantalbott6963]

Also "failing to go to the Matt".

[@Buckboy2024]

Good one.

[@richvanatte3947]

Your Country is weird. Thank goodness for Seth.

[@warriorscholar41]

Look, I always expected him to pardon Hunter anyway, and now, with the maniac back, I doubly expect him too.

[@mj.ray0898]

Has anyone else noticed how every montage of news networks has at least four different people using the same terminology? It's "liberated Trump" here, but it was really obvious back with "Trump has a mandate," they all parrot the same exact words. How did it get to the point where comedy shows are more legitimate news than news is?

[@rantalbott6963]

The news people are all saing the same things because they're all reporting on MAGA's clims.

[@dracoargentum9783]

Ever since mainstream news became a parody of itself.

[@tania2897]

After all that we have been witness to, that man is now going to be the president with the charges against him dropped. That is the nail in the coffin of my interest and trust in the political and judicial systems.

[@rodstinson537]

Ahh,no "hey there"at the end,✌️

[@Onora619]

10/10 on the Obama impression

[@Styphon]

Electoral Dysfunction

[@christineherrmann205]

Except past tense: we suffered Electoral Misfunction.

[@dr.jeffcoat3482]

MG saying, "I know some people will be disappointed that I won't be the next attorney general" is like Satan saying "I know Beelzebub will be disappointed that my powers will be limited to certain jurisdictions".

[@GenghisVern]

Lindell for Elections Commissioner!

[@GenghisVern]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NiteMoves2010]

All we can do now is watch what will unfold!

[@streetographer]

Thank dog for Scollins.

[@makestank4800]

The turkeys got off huh. 😂😡

[@kidlitfan]

Although Trumpers were sure that anyone not for their Daddy must worship Biden with the same fervent adoration, but he's not my favorite, even during my lifetime. But I appreciated the normal levels of boredom "President Biden did a President thing" instead of four years of solid "President Trump---" oh God, WHAT FRESH HELL NOW!!!

[@KAS6558]

the kindergarten playground is back. Oh, joy.

[@LegacyOfKane]

Oh, the circus is back in town! The whole country is Florida for at least the next 4 years 🤡👹💩🙈

[@WFitzgerald]

Why is Seth in a jumper?! Its giving serious Perry Como vibes 😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I left Texas 7 years ago; still think about Torchy’s Tacos every single day