[YTP] Golden Cringe ep 3

[@scoman91]

I love how armless Avdol is just a character in this and no one questions it.

[@karachoto]

@Chicken Tortilla a more perfect being than kars

[@nikooneshot7111]

Avdol is armless because he teleported to the duirripper universe by cream like how the hand erasure is connected to sticky fingers zippers

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

niko oneshot He teleported to the Durripperverse when he was erased by Cream, kinda like how The Hand’s erasure is connected to Sticky Finger’s zippers(as seen by the Stray Cat Bubble leaving Giorno’s zipper.) He has no arms because that’s all that was left of him in Stardust Crusaders.

[@Tempest_1211]

Agreed

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@AA4AA4 that's fine, it fine

[@AlexDonyoutube]

When we needed him most, he came

[@PSRB-zg8ue]

that’s what she said

[@Praisethefab]

*splurt*

[@dankbidoof]

😩

[@yuricock]

👁👅👁

[@puopoup]

Yeah, wait what did you mean

[@dddddd3335]

Requiem is one thing, but giving Giorno THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK is too OP.

[@agentboi4794]

Yeah no one can block it its just OP

[@krism.6598]

It just means that Mista will eventually unlock the Emerald Splash, considering that it and his bullets are unblockable why would you even need Requiem.

[@fredly5795]

Just like giving Joseph German engineering Oh wait-

[@nikooneshot7111]

YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK is too OP

[@gamer-of9kb]

Avdol was my favourite character in part 5 ,dont know why he wasn't around much in part 3 tho

[@lugoorstar]

@@miglover seen him loosing his brain cells because of Jail House Lock as every part 6 reader Was saddening.

[@kk-zq4fs]

@@miglover I was happy to see that in part 7 Avdol was revived

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

ikr so sad he wasn't in it much

[@asap314]

That’s transition between Bruno and Kira was seamless, didn’t even hear it until the third time

[@pink_moose991]

Asap when?

[@asap314]

PinkMoose exactly

[@pink_moose991]

Asap badum tss

[@4spades444]

@@asap314 what time stamp

[@asap314]

YumAteMate Did you even watch the beginning of the vid lol it’s like 25 seconds in

[@Irma_records]

Jack brought this video because he remembered the 21st night of September.

[@gabbagooba298]

Funny enough,it’s also my birthday

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

3 days after mine

[@thesaladman8400]

When people vote in the dub Jack Durriper: _screams internally_

[@thesaladman8400]

Just realized I misspelled Duripper

[@Ayakocutie]

SuB Is bEttER

[@mrmrmr672]

There’s one thing the dub has that the sub doesn’t *Italian swear words*

[@kisawami]

Scream externally

[@waynecardwell6314]

@@mrmrmr672 *ZIPPER MAAAANNN*

[@chanhjohnnguyen1867]

I like how Avdol was just tagging along the whole time

[@wastelandlegocheem]

And he ends up helping a lot more than in part 3

[@swiftz1455]

Ok memes aside the original torture dance song is actually really good.

[@BingBunger]

Unironically listen to it a lot

[@swiftz1455]

Jonathan Rowe IKR it’s so good

[@NamekFreakazoid]

@@swiftz1455 no, just because you pull it off as a joke doesn't mean your shameless plug is ok

[@newttonium]

Dislike Button for comments what

[@NamekFreakazoid]

@@newttonium they had a Comment that was advertising their something i forgot but now they deleted it to make me look like an idiot

[@dankbidoof]

Game theory - THE SCIENCE OF: Giorno's jellyfish piss tooth

[@doppiovinegar5035]

**angry german sounds**

[@elijahjarobi]

Pls don't bring real science into jojo

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Also, was the tooth supposed to be a gold replacement or something? If it's his own tooth from his own body, he shouldn't really be able to turn it into a living thing, since it's already part of a living thing.

[@shay2674]

nessesaryschoolthing omg ur rt

[@bladewagon5230]

@@nessesaryschoolthing unless he is a robot

[@LoneWindtheWolf]

6:50 Stickmin distraction on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind

[@thesergalladaf6902]

Stickmin distraction on a whole ‘nother level, coming from my mind…

[@TheShuckmeister]

Is this Stand Science 2.0?

[@ceoofhomophobia3170]

Stand Science act 2

[@WinCla]

stando da science da act da 2 da

[@randomdude3415]

Stand sience 3

[@KudoShinichii1412]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

[@JackDuripper]

Diet stand science

[@serlins9040]

I like that he is keeping Abdul in as a character

[@getdemonetized7969]

Episode 4: *mista screaming intensely*

[@yuricock]

Either that or we king crimson the episode

[@GurraLager]

Therapist: Dub Buccarati isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Dub Buccarati: Zipper man!

[@LennyGaming]

Blueford is still better

[@SmashLiXs]

i don't have such weaknesses since i don't watch sub

[@susanreimer5180]

Thanks. You've made me flaccid.

[@kittehpops]

Dub Buccellati is amazing

[@pantyosashu8137]

I’d let him hurt me

[@AlphoxHD]

this is definitely most legendary jojo ytp series ever to grace this beautiful website. keep up the great work!

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

>new Golden Cringe And here I thought it was my brother’s birthday.

[@netherdominater9960]

Mukuro Ikusaba This was your brothers gift, we just all got our hands on it

[@mettatonneo1147]

Avdol is more useful here than he was in the entirety of Part 3

[@mohamedtamer3022]

He had more screen time here than there XD

[@casualcyberguy1314]

He remembered he had a stand

[@thenormster6684]

I just liked this comment and it got to 69 likes

[@Greener221]

Avdol's the reason Polnareff joined the Crusaders, though.

[@kerovibe]

Your mother

[@TVthePunisher]

4:51 nah Ray Chase is god tier in this dub. His later deliveries of Zipper Man have a lot of power behind them and you can excuse that it’s not STICKY FINGERS due to his talent. Same with Emperor Crimson out of Kellen Goff

[@Greener221]

Nah, it won't be god tier until we see how they handle Bruno in Diavolo's body next week. If they keep Bruno with his own voice despite how they've handled the rest of the Gangstars, that's gonna be a few points lost.

[@knuxol3894]

*ZIPPER MAN!!*

[@vcrtigo]

no matter who does the voice, i will never be able to take "zipper man" seriously

[@ReaperBlaze76]

@@vcrtigo And Sticky Fingers is easier to take seriously how? They're both ridiculous only one makes sense and the other is a music reference.

[@mateodomijan5722]

Damn, Polpo was flexing with his 10 million bobux

[@bluesus6306]

Just gonna say it was billion not million

[@mateodomijan5722]

My bad.

[@giannapop]

He could get a valk helm with that bobux

[@SleepyPopups.Unedited]

@@giannapop No. Buy 5 ultra commandos since it's 2 billion each. Richest man in Roblox

[@muffetundertale882]

That’s like More than 3 bobux

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

FIGHTING CRINGE!!!

[@ikouzaki]

You know you have a great life when you get every single reference/meme.

[@Goodbutevilgenius]

How can you be sure you that get every reference though?

[@ikouzaki]

@@Goodbutevilgenius cuz the whole vid is just memes, there wasn't a single random thing that wasn't a reference/meme

[@scennougdh]

Well boys he did it, and part 13 has already been animated, but he still did it!

[@zombieghostninja]

When Giorno started T posing and spinning I was crying

[@breado3391]

Are you actually going to implement Avdol into the entirety of golden wind?

[@JackDuripper]

Yes

[@edwardbo4666]

@@JackDuripper No it's, YES, I AM!

[@Kaisona2017]

How would Chariot Requiem make him look?

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Yes! He is!

[@NuggetOG]

@@Kaisona2017 tsk tsk tsk magician's red requiem

[@chromatic_delusions]

I love that avdol just appeared

[@carpetstanes]

Avdol was always there

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Avdol has arms at 5:48, Jack Duripper forgot

[@edwardbo4666]

Yeah, he should have waited till giorno could heal

[@catzilla8u]

Giorno healed dem off camera

[@EMTMILITIA]

maybe Giorno didn’t want to drink as much pee, but he still had to, so Giorno let abbachio die

[@Trans4Hire]

I love that you use the dubs in your videos, most people will spit on the jojo dub because of localized stand names but those voice actors do good work and I think we should acknowledge that, hell, D.C. Douglas is the biggest reason why Kira is my favorite villain

[@d0rryx274]

I like Harmon beat and how he explains things but Jack describes him perfectly

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

How so?

[@letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159]

@@mugiwaradarwin4504 Hamon beat has made tons of videos titled "Debunking Araki Forgot" where he takes common complaints of continuity errors by the fandom and attempts to explain why they make sense if you just read a little bit.

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

Exactly, that's why I like his series on Araki Forgot, it helped me understand so many plot holes of JoJo whuch were easily debunked with common knowledge. Alas, other JoJo fans choose to ignore Hamon Beat's lessons because: - He made "racist" posts on Twitter (which aren't even racist if you look at the bigger picture and get the straight facts). - Actually understanding his lessons undermines the concept of the "Araki forgot" meme.

[@seonn]

A vocal percussion from a whole 'nother level, coming through my mind

[@Glacial7]

That “damn I kinda don’t care” reaction from Avdol is absolutely brilliant

[@otavio30]

This is the episode they go to Brazil, thank you Jack, very cool.

[@Stanpai]

DI MOLTO!! Thank you for uploading this on my birthday. This was a wonderful gift.

[@boredproduction]

Happy b-day

[@God-Level-Threat]

Can I just say how genius it is to make Avdol a member of Passione.

[@NaviSolrac19x18]

What i love about this YTP is you're making Bruno say GioGio instead of Giorno. That's exactly what golden wind needed.

[@edwardbo4666]

He says Jojo, which like the suke in josuke, gio can apparently be read as Jo

[@Johten]

2:41 I'm assuming that since Giorno has full control over the living things he creates, he was able to change the volume of the jellyfish. Presumably speaking, even though the Jellyfish was only tooth sized, it could have held an amount of liquid equivalent to a full sized, or even larger jellyfish. The avdol tackle rant was perfectly viable. This one, I think can be explained.

[@crablord8499]

“After graduating high school, he immediately graduated high school.”

[@ninjaslayer9177]

I love the "did you actually pause the video to read these?" at 4:39 very epic

[@appleegg8251]

0:06 Zucchero, Prosciutto, Squalo, Cioccolata: *Prepare for trouble!* Sale, Pesci, Tiziano, Secco: *And make it double!*

[@tannokie40]

Me: (has to go to my boring prison school) Also me: (looks at my phone and sees this) my day is great and i feel no more depression.

[@The_Blunicorn]

Hello lil Makoto

[@HnyRse]

Prison school?

[@tannokie40]

@@HnyRse i mean school in general lol

[@tannokie40]

Not the actual anime

[@oatmealman3145]

I just love how you actually use Avdol.

[@Justwatchingvideos010]

I love that no one cares about avdol is just hanging with the group now Edited: thank you for the likes 🙏

[@jenthelass]

he was hired, remember? he's skileld in unarmed combat

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

Yes, He Is!

[@456stormpegasus]

@@jenthelass "Unarmed" indeed

[@foldnoobnubulusis1543]

@Dio Brando lol

[@iqwrjwqioprwjriopqrjpqowir]

NIce to see my boy Avdol enjoying his life.

[@coopinatormusic6214]

7:04 YOOO double torture dance!

[@Ayakocutie]

avdol is the best character

[@furonet138]

Thanks for returning to the dub daddy. It really does make it exponentially funnier

[@小麦粉を吸う男さん]

6:27 is my favorite part. Get stick bugged lol

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Everyone's talking about Armless Avdol being a part of this YTP, but is no-one gonna talk about how said Armless Avdol used Magician's Red to burn away the waste within Abacchio's piss tea to make it drinkable?

[@reinerbraun9103]

Only cultured men can recall where this is from 8:40

[@MaxMax-qg7gw]

6:16 why does it fit so well?!

[@respiarbec1249]

Armless Avdol in this gives me so much serotonin its unbelievable.

[@tort3333]

After thinking for about 10 years I realized that giorno's ability to charm probably comes from DIO's supernatural charisma

[@sergiuszpieczewski5988]

5:08 I didn't expect Morshu to be here

[@DeadSparkMan]

Bro every one of your edits is better than the last, you're a god amongst men

[@Sn8kDr]

6:36 ultimate torture DANCE

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Oh my god I love your ytps

[@grumpygentlemen918]

I love that avdol is a recurring character

[@supercrafter5351]

You’ve done it again, Jack! Brilliant humour!

[@thehighlander333]

I knew you’d make that Zelda reference and you didn’t disappoint 😂 9:22

[@biscuitstix_]

I love how you show up every once in a blue moon to post top tier fuckery. Thanks.

[@lunarkomet]

Finally the dub is back, and hopefully to never go again

[@Cthulu_699]

1:53 the doctor after the first urine test

[@thememulous9561]

8:48 I HAVWNT SEEN THAT VIDEO IN YEARS AHAHAHHA

[@bladeangel7724]

I love him calling out hamon beat

[@dunkalunk8623]

8:05 Spinning T-Pose Giorno

[@psycommu36]

To anyone who is confused about Avdol being there its because when buccerati put a zipper on Piss drinker the void from vanilla ice actually is connected to buccerati's zipper, well on jack durripers universe and Avdol went into the zipper then went into Venice Italy.

[@gullucan6374]

jack is like my left kidney, it rarely works but when he does I'm surprised

[@EmeraldForester777]

Things just took a sudden turn for the awesome!

[@polipix_]

6:22 lol I love how it played the actual song torture dance was based off of

[@mineland8220]

1:49 *Dont do it giorno he has a bushwacka and hes ready to crit you out!*

[@boomingamer3284]

Bruno: I'm sorry, I meant $4 billion Mista: BURN IT ALLLLL!!!

[@thenormster6684]

I love how Avdol is a main character again

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I love how you are carrying the joke with the return of Avdol, lovely! :D

[@renamamiya6423]

HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, IT COULD EVEN BE-

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

Okay, the Parks and Recreation "dub out/in" bits are killing me.

[@SkepticSkepto]

I’m in online classes watching this rn

[@radioactivehero2165]

Same

[@awokedfromyou331]

Duo same

[@elitegamer3455]

I love how avdol just evaporates the tea

[@nolongerusing7430]

6:50 Does that mean Aerosmith will be Charles and his helicopter?

[@GmodPlusWoW]

I was not expecting to find a third instalment of Golden Cringe so soon, but here we have it! Here's hoping that Jack Duripper's still at it when Stone Ocean finally gets adapted, and we get Bone Ocean.

[@june9914]

God do I love the inclusion of avdol in this series. Please continue two include him without acknowledging

[@raptorjesus9054]

Bruh why does Squidward's voice fit so well with Mista lmao

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

Please just let armless Avdol be a character for the rest of the series

[@Mordecai02]

WHY DIDNT I GET NOTIFIED WHEN THIS DROPPED?! Anyway, fun fact: 2001 was in the midst of the 'metro' fashion trend, meaning that eccentric outfits such as Bruno's team's getups were perfectly in-vogue for the time (especially considering how far Italy will go to stay on top of worldwide fashion phenomenons).

[@christianprice9524]

Guess what??? You got distracted.

[@tbahi]

:(

[@KhakiCap]

Yes :)

[@M_ZS19]

ok.

[@averysillyman69420]

Yes

[@kisawami]

Put Captain Price as your public name

[@whoitesnek2015]

The hamon beat explaining was hilarious

[@yeethaha1533]

Everybody gangsta till shrek sings torture dance

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

Another great hilarious YTP, Jack! Keep going, you really do know what you're doing!

[@onespiffywhaleshark]

If I’m being honest the part 5 dub was done really well. I honestly prefer the dub Bruno. Probably an unpopular opinion but that’s just me.

[@satoru4006]

I love how abdul without arms is just a chur of GW

[@arcanefury3666]

3:30 I always thought he just turned all his teeth into jellyfish but we just only saw the last one.

[@angrypvz1646]

You have my respect for life for putting in that Henry Stickmin distraction scene with the torture dance

[@ultimatelyinsane4501]

4:26 and giorno never thought straight again.

[@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon]

“Donut-head drank a lotta piss.” Summed up Golden Wind pretty well 😂

[@beejeebees493]

ok so when I first watched Golden wind I thought Giorno turned the pee into a jellyfish but the tooth thing makes much more sense

[@Justsomeduck56]

3:54 thing just took a turn really intesting Jack: aw man i want sub i want (Thing just took a turn for the awesome)

[@joshshrum2764]

Oh man my favorite cappa has got to be Hesinberg he was such a imposing figure, and he could have taken out Diavolo, if he had a run in with him.

[@RainyFun]

There is something unique about using dub for these videos and I love it

[@kakouhai7162]

no one: giorno: *drinks abacchio's weewee-flavored clorox that was brewed in starbucks*

[@yuricock]

Giorno is a starbucks basic bitch confirmed

[@justanotherguywithamoustac8893]

Golden Cringe sounds like an apt description of the JoJo fandom

[@somerandomnamehere6011]

THATS WHAT WE WERE WAITING FOR

[@Gameface9782]

probably my favorite youtube channel