[YTP] Krabs Reels in a Banana Shit Sandwich

[@Figgy]

"This is an ordinary lipstick that's been soaked in coral, torn up in the lagoon, kissed with the lagoon and crumpled with semi-dollar-blue clam lagoon in me millionth number gloss slightly Squidward." Duh.

[@aaronlandry3934]

That had me laughing so hard.

[@ofwz]

Figgy subscribe to my channel

[@ivlogmylifeforever3970]

Figgy is wes e the first time in the first time I see you in the first time in the first place in the world to me and rmy are you going to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a e e the first time in the first time rrrrrr and the first time in the first time I see you in the first time in the first place in the eeerr of the first time in the first time I see you in the first time in the first place with a new

[@yolandasaucedo6642]

Don’t fuck with me, Mr. Squidward! This is an ordinary lipstick been soaked in coral, torn up in the lagoon, kissed with the lagoon and crumpled with semi-dollar-blue clam lagoon in me millionth number gloss slightly Squidward.

[@astrobot2676]

Thats it. I've *HAD IT!*

[@Gaming_USA]

Fun Fact: This video was uploaded the same year and day FNAF was born.

[@nolmanimates3031]

Quite a fun fact

[@nuy6n6nn]

happy birthday FNAF... and a random youtube poop?

[@emrickazor2610]

That's not a fun fact. That's an existential dread fact.

[@BrownBearAlt]

@@emrickazor2610No, he’s right. It IS a fun fact.

[@BrownBearAlt]

It’s gonna be 10 years of the video and the game too!

[@squaredcirclewrestling8006]

"There's only one use for a stackbabbin crew like you... *L I V E N U D E S* "

[@Spingebil]

4:43

[@HoosierCallin]

​@@Spingebil ​ @Ey Boss nues

[@chad9166]

ok niqger

[@GnarlsMySingingMonsters]

@Jąʍҽʂ yes

[@taylorberry1735]

You’re crayz-ay! If that head didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now?

[@NewGuyvideo-ht9qv]

I demand a full version of "Semi-glossed Lipstick"

[@willspc5652]

NewGuyvideo5969 I second this idea

[@valiidkami3719]

Did you mean “#2 Semi-Glossed Lipstick”?

[@leoohemeng976]

0:04 Is Squidward calling Mario!?

[@omarpikm2101]

yes

[@Skipsqueak]

want never gets.

[@stevarino1989]

Krabs: Do you know what this is? (holds up a dollar) Squidward: A SANDWICH? Krabs: GET OUT! >:(

[@OH-STUNNER]

Like bot

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

*FUCK YOURSELVES LADS!*

[@N_manMETA11]

"AAAAOOOWWAAOOOWWAAAA! SQUIWOOG! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE! A GIANT HED ATE ME MIILLLLIONTH DALLLAAAA! AHAHAHA😢😭😭😭"

[@djejay1240]

Why do people feel the need to quote videos we just saw? How does something like this have any Merit?

[@Zynderion117]

It's called "people finding a part of the video funny and sharing it", djejay. Don't be a jerk.

[@EmperorLemon]

Fucking hilarious, dude. Subscribed

[@aaron_exe6449]

Oh nice emperor lemon and...

[@dannydsi3d]

adrian aguilar sorry Adrian. You won't get it. That's what coolcat said.

[@aaron_exe6449]

dannydsi3d whos adrein

[@dannydsi3d]

creeper07 Some annoying guy that begs almost everybody to make him a rainbow dash ytp and he has bad grammar.

[@aaron_exe6449]

dannydsi3d I see OK thanks

[@IVR02]

No. 2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick LYRICS!!! __________ (Go!) Loyal crew Coral blue! No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! (Very good!) Not *a* sandwich, *the* sandwich No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! (Fantastic!) Throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! Roll with the punches, go with the flow! No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! Every crabs' goal is to make a million dollars, and now I've got my lipstick! (Can I sing it for you?) I trusted you, and you gave me *this!* This is a No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! Throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams! No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! Roll with the punches, go with the flow! No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick! No. 2, No. 2, No. 2, No. 2... (Hey! That was pretty good!) (Now get out!)

[@BoGangzta]

BikerBoyNJ+ Yea!! :D

[@coolguy02536]

"I trusted you! And you gave me this! This is a No. 2 Semi-Gloss lipstick!" Fucking fire

[@coreytaylor8427]

You've made a mistake m8. When mario says "can I sing it for you?" You put it in under the line that says "every krabs goal is to make a million dollars" When it should be above it.

[@SonicTheHedgehog24104]

What Original Song? (6:59)

[@Spangle_Bob]

What key is this song in?

[@TessyT]

This is an ordinary lipstick that's been soaked in coral,torn up in the lagoon,kissed with the lagoon,crumpled up with semi dollar blue clam lagoon,and my number glossed slightly SQUIDWARD.

[@TessyT]

SuperSaber4 ?????

[@TessyT]

SuperSaber4 k

[@oasis9615]

Dazenza add a space after commas

[@ace-x6m]

BONK BONK BONK

[@nikolaikiefer2415]

"I know what you're thinking... 'Its just a dumb old man! Let's just kill him!'" Best scene in the entire poop!

[@timothykemp8025]

I see we’ve been brought together after all these years, fellas

[@JerichoDarkstar]

The KZbin recommendations are strange, unruly creatures of chaos... and I love it.

[@kingofthepod5169]

Never thought I'd be watching YTP in 2020, but you know what? I still like em better than half the junk on streaming services these days.

[@AGZhark]

Who are you again? Exactly

[@_diando_9939]

Ok so I’m being recommended this masterpiece 5 years later!? Do better KZbin

[@moparlifene]

Thankfully

[@skiddytie961]

Yeah

[@MichiBlueEyes1305]

Same

[@trashedandbashed3871]

Glad to have revisited this gem

[@Folfah]

Fr. Only now i see it??

[@Vyclops]

0:43 "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?" "a sandwich" "*_GET OUT_*"

[@Anime-bp8ko]

0:43

[@jerimiahbey5797]

Congratulations Mr.Krabs

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

more in that later later: 5:44

[@Tirgo69]

Man this is actually incredible for a second YTP. Tons of talent and knack for comedic timing, the confidence to release something with this much editing this early in your career pooping, Semi Gloss Lipstick being a fucking banger, the introduction of the legendary Krabs/Mario Head storyline, wow. I remember finding this channel in 2015 and being blown away by this hot shot new YTP talent, and that impression never really went away. Classic tier work in here. Think it's time to start acknowledging NPCarlsson as one of the true greats.

[@NPCarlsson]

That's the nicest comment I've read all day. Thank you :)

[@calebsawyer0719]

What kind of song was the end based on at the end of this YTP? That was very well edited.

[@shoka_01]

@@calebsawyer0719I believe it’s something by Kanye but I can’t remember the exact song.

[@Tirgo69]

​@@calebsawyer0719through the wire

[@calebsawyer0719]

​@@shoka_01Whatever it is, it totally takes the cake, that's for true. In other words, awesome.

[@MasterOfZoroark]

I completely lost it at 1:57 - 2:05. This was really hilarious all the way through! You definitely earned my sub, keep up the fantastic work!

[@aaron_exe6449]

hey there.

[@TheCyberfoxGod69]

Lol he was like "my dick fell off"

[@tony-pb1ui]

1:59 dxxk

[@fgteevfan8426]

ewwww

[@lydiahumes6566]

Heh 69 likes

[@Zenith_V]

Probably the best spongebob ytp I've ever seen

[@katarzynamatracz4011]

Master Pilot I agree. I am dying of laughter

[@Zenith_V]

Katarzyna Matracz the best part is the song at the end

[@katarzynamatracz4011]

yesss I agree

[@slaimiaadem1634]

My favorite part was 1:58 Bruh 4 years

[@dutchvanderlinde4938]

"I'll take a Banana Shit." "We serve food here, sir." "That's okay. I already SHIT my pants!" I literally died of laughter at that part. Celestia Gamer, signing off~

[@trcwolf8589]

Looks like your no longer celestia gamer

[@jambee9359]

@@trcwolf8589 that's good ol Dutch himself.

[@optimismhamster]

​@@trcwolf8589Celestia was hacked 🥲

[@slitbodmod]

“shut up 😠”

[@Awesomest915]

3:38 That has got to be the best sentence ever uttered in a YTP.

[@FunkyMunkey00_]

Exactly

[@ladyascentaskay]

OHWHOAWAAAOH SQUIDWEH UR NEVER GONNAA BELIEVE 😂😂😂😂

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

I cast my line in KZbin, caught your channel, and threw it into my subscriptions.

[@VibeyViberson]

Smoooth

[@Sonicphantom47]

Finally somebody kills the Mario Head!!!!

[@NPCarlsson]

But wat if Maroi Head is NOT kill?

[@DeadSkullable]

+SonicPhantom47 Mr. Krabs saves the day!

[@scupstheawsomelategamer5486]

he is anpying

[@antixerlss]

+SonicPhantom47 but mario comes back in mashed bandicoot

[@joshdawepittman6296]

+Antixer and other videos

[@tobysvideostudio8580]

"ooohoohhoh Squiwook, Your never gonna belieel, a Giant Head ate me MILLONTH dollaa" -u-geen kraps, 2014

[@jurrasicminer]

.Got a loyal crew, coral blue.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Not A sandwich THE sandwich.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Roll with the punches, go with the flow!.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick (can I sing it for you?).Every crabs goal is to make a million dollars, and now I got my lipstick.I trusted you and you gave me this!.A number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Roll with the punches, go with the flow!.Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.Number 2 number 2 number 2 number 2 number 2 number 2......(that was pretty good)

[@humangirl2122]

That was pretty good

[@mrossw64]

........

[@carolannbrown7487]

Bunny Speed so well put together

[@lucymations]

Very good

[@axelvids893]

"There's only one use for a stackbabbin' crew like you!"

[@angryboi595]

After all these years. This is still a masterpiece

[@garrusvakarian9039]

You need to make a separate version of the Semi Gloss Lipstick song, because it's fucking brilliant.

[@antixerlss]

I like how for some of these YTP's there is a semi- consistent plot. except that I think in mashed bandicoot krabs already killed the Mario head. anyone care to correct me?

[@NPCarlsson]

+Antixer I dunno. He's immortal or something. Screw consistency ;)

[@antixerlss]

+NPCarlsson ok

[@stevarino1989]

+Antixer you mean semi GLOSS LIPSTICK?

[@RWBYraikou888]

+NPCarlsson Well, Mario Head _did_ do the background vocals in Semi-Gloss Lipstick, so I guess he revived himself for the song and still had the Millionth Dollar.

[@robbiewalker2831]

NPCarlsson How about Mr. Krabs now? You just killed him off, now you have to do the same thing for Mr. Krabs the same way you did for the Mario Head, now in a quest!

[@hongjoongsfluffyhat]

I liked the YTPMV towards the end it was catchy

[@emrickazor2610]

YES!

[@bovinearrogance]

ey yo that profile tho (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@noahadams7784]

The amount of references and parts from other episodes is utterly mind blowing and a great show of talent and loyalty to the material. If only viacunt could understand 😔

[@coolguy6233]

1:13-1:17 XD "Throw Squidward in the water."

[@im_not_edgy_7790]

"I like men" -Squidward 2014 0:24

[@im_not_edgy_7790]

Less go squid

[@samdel3031]

I also like men :)

[@scottpage6827]

Squidward isn’t a homosexual, is he?

[@Saturn.7056]

@@scottpage6827him and spongebob are fr dating like what is happening there

[@LendriMujina]

Mario Head's background singing is what really makes Semi-Gloss Lipstick rise above a sentence-mixed rap into something that actually sounds really nice.

[@jackmcivor9054]

1:59 is so hilarious :D

[@nicholasrobins290]

If you play this at 0.25 speed it sound effectively more painful and funny

[@luke_p17]

5:43 I wonder how SML would feel about this

[@brucebaird-]

Only one of the two is still good

[@Tirgo69]

don't fuck with me, mister squidward.

[@destroyerwill6122]

0:04 if this was made in 2020 it would dial Astronomia song

[@SpongicX]

Squidward at 2:49, lol!

[@petethewheat0031]

LOL

[@jomaroliveras8864]

From The Paper

[@erikcintronthemite2755]

7:00 “Semi-Gloss Lipstick”

[@HEXAN-SC]

7 years late and it’s still Perfect, nothing extreme just very well done

[@swagkirby3449]

6:33 I use Mario in all of my deeeeecorating~

[@glengibbons1224]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@lydiahumes6566]

Gaston?

[@afunkingamer2415]

Video start: 0:00 Intermission: 2:59 Intermission end: 3:37 Song: 6:59 Short: 8:03

[@daddybgoode]

2:12 when you realize your work project was due tomorrow.

[@robbiewalker2831]

0:57: Squidward: Where are we going? Fancy Springs? Mr. Krabs: No. Squidward: Pamper Island? Mr. Krabs: No. Squidward: Ol’ Bikini Bottom--- Mr. Krabs: No. Squidward: CLAM FISHING? Mr. Krabs: No--- I mean YES! Squidward: You call this fun? Mr. Krabs: No.

[@tomtrublu]

At least krabs agrees that clam fishing is boring

[@JoeRodriguez-m2s]

Then why did he want to go there?

[@brandynvanover1107]

Dear pesky plumbers, NO!

[@autistadosgames7160]

Nope (mr krabs audio)

[@juanitoalmazan1158]

1:59 RIP Squidward’s future kids 😂😂

[@NPCarlsson]

His squidlings.

[@gradykidd5825]

8:03 Mr. Krabs hammering the sandwich which hits Squidward. LOL.

[@choobieAI]

1:59 *I CANT BREATHE I NEED CPR*

[@Source-Z-rer]

I agree with the Mario head at the end. That WAS pretty good. You sir earned a sub! :)

[@oddballExtraordinaire]

Spingebill: Help Me! Skodeward: Oh, I'll Help You Alrar! Help You Die! *Super Mario Bros Theme Plays On Phone* Phone: Hello! You Have Reached The Nated Phone Service. Spingebill: Shi-- *Giant Krab Leg Comes Out Of The Sky* Krab: CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE That's My Favorite Part!

[@cinfernoproductions392]

Mine too

[@novabearbear]

3:58 woo, that's a mouthful.

[@davyjones3105]

“This is an ordinary lipstick that’s been soaked in coral, torn up in the lagoon and kissed with the lagoon and crumpled with semi-dollar blue clam lagoon in me millionth number gloss slightly Squidward.”

[@daryantsns3448]

@@davyjones3105 (Rhythmically bashes SpongeBob)

[@Cidredd3]

3:13 Aww I was expecting Spongebob to read the entire note from hotel mario

[@RWBYraikou888]

2:40 _It all started with a dollar..._ (That's amore) _There was a hatred I had never felt before..._ (That's amore) _So now I'll make him pay..... each and every daaaaaaaaaay.........._ _until that little head is..... no..... mooooooooooooooore._

[@DOOF1]

+UndertalePokemonfan7 safe side not same side

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

Nice

[@silipro4895]

1:58 made me die of laughter for a good 5 minutes. I mean damn Squiddy is packing ;)

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

Gay

[@hoverdam2]

Gay

[@spongebobmiscellaneous]

0:37 “That’ll be one STUPID dollar!”

[@C-Midori]

*_AAAAAAAAA_*

[@ericsiegel2401]

​@@C-Midori What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?

[@Davidpoland2005]

​​@@ericsiegel2401 NOTHING LADS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS???

[@ericsiegel2401]

@@Davidpoland2005 A sandwich?

[@alextroyan9979]

@@ericsiegel2401 GET OUT!

[@aruno3278]

this is better than EmperorLemon 😻

[@Yoshi_XDD]

7:00 "Semi-Gloss lipstick" Krabs Raps feat. Mario de Head.

[@raycros]

Three weeks and five days until this video turns 10 years old

[@paytonnewsom4430]

3:29 I spit cereal and milk everywhere and covered my phone! XD

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

"No. 2 Semi-glossed lipstick" best words ever in a YTP.

[@ravensLitterbox]

Good god i still remember when this came out Feels like yesterday

[@NPCarlsson]

Feels like 10 years to me.

[@ravensLitterbox]

@@NPCarlsson either way amazing work always a pleasure to rewatch ^^

[@appsgrapsorngsbanana]

"Do you know what this is?" "...A sandwich?" "GET OUT."

[@stannisthemannis7370]

One of the best Spongebob poops with a crazed Mr. Krabs I've seen on here for a while.

[@shinyzygarde1113]

dope ass mixtape at da end XD

[@TheSebaPadawan]

At my graduation ceremony they played the original version of the song at 6:59 and I was THIS CLOSE to completely losing it because all I could think of was “No. 2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick”

[@dompierre5999]

3:57-4:12 Had me dying of laughter so much. Too funny

[@aidanbblp4308]

Its funny coming across and watching this years after first watching it and getting jokes I didn't before. Its also cool that the comments still stand.

[@rumpg46691l]

2:49 all I was paying attention to was squidward xD

[@OfficialCyaned]

I really enjoyed this poop. You definitely deserve more views.

[@NPCarlsson]

SarahandAshley Thanks.

[@andysuchanko8006]

I did too

[@awesomemercerdude]

"Dear Pesky plumbers." *NO.* I died at that part. XD

[@cybershoutmon9741]

Dumber than a sack of diapers

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

The asdf movie "not today" joke really got me, nice work on this poop.

[@goodiupdown]

This has always been my favorite YTP (or at least the spongebob one) along with the sky had a weegee and that one where spongebob and patrick were turned into weegee. I think it was safe to say that I really liked weegee a lot.

[@SleeplessEntity]

You need way more subs man, every ytp I've seen of yours is absolutely brilliant. I like how you use the art of splicing and sentence mixing too, definitely subbed.

[@alejandromoreno3714]

4:58 floating mario head: Thank You For Starting Me Of!

[@jomaroliveras8864]

Boy look at that food

[@barkthespark6076]

@@jomaroliveras8864 *”YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!”*

[@Sonofpridemanga]

3:38 "Ohhhoohoooh Squiuq! You're never gonna beleel!!

[@DahPeppin0]

3:06 "I Already.. SHIT Mah Pant!" Shut Up!

[@cinfernoproductions392]

No. 2 semi-gloss lipstick, that song will be stuck in my head for a while.

[@boxylemons7961]

I dare you to make a full version of that rap at the end

[@andysuchanko8006]

Hey boxylemons someone will in the year 2022

[@ToonyTails]

@@andysuchanko8006 welp, it’s 2022 now. And still no full version

[@cameronratliff305]

I have to say, your YTPs are amazing!

[@RubleBubble]

Squidward I used your clarinet to **** my ****!

[@TheMollyrock]

On a filthy lagoon!

[@RubleBubble]

Civil disobedience!!

[@ace-x6m]

“There’s only one use for a stack-babbin’ crew like you”

[@SkittlesDaRainbow]

THE DETAILS AND PLOT ARE SO FUCKING GOOD. Kudos to you my dude.

[@HailSatanLLC]

"Don't fuck with me, Mr. Squidward."

[@lordroy88]

The editing is amazing

[@residuuumn5173]

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

[@user-qp5yu1zq1m]

mr.krabs:No!

[@brycezimmerman8403]

Squidward at 1:34 looks like paul McCartney

[@CrashFan03]

3:00 i still like how the artifacts from making that buzz image transparent makes it look like he's missing a tooth lmao

[@YamiMarik2]

This is a very criminally underrated YTP, definitely deserves a lot more attention. Great job here.

[@katarzynamatracz4011]

48 seconds into the video and I am already dying of laughter

[@Joshyboy225]

What Squidward said at 4:13 Wasn't that Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!? I loved that show!

[@NPCarlsson]

Yes. And I loved it, too!

[@xylynthian753]

NPCarlsson What's the name of the instrumental you used at the end?

[@harrisonmissell1716]

@Fierce Deity I like your user icon and user name my dude. Also your user icon is super well drawn. Did you draw it? If so massive props dude! If not who did?

[@panchito_1002]

0:04 I never knew Squidward had Dr. Mario on speed dial

[@pikariocraftf2802]

Hey look! A note! Dear pesky plumbers, -NO!

[@kcox621]

Damn, 10 years ago already… the nostalgia🤣

[@mushroomhead3619]

"Do you know what this is?" "A sandwich?" "GET OUUUUUUT!"

[@WindowsG]

well, i could have used this in my life 5 years ago

[@acrazygamer1318]

2:01 We can all feel the pain

[@Enteringdullsville]

“I can’t belieil! Where we going? Fancy Springs?” “No.” “Pamper Island?” “No.” “Oh oh oh! Bikini Bottom-“ “No.” “Clam fishing?” “No-I mean, YES!”

[@pyrogaming175]

"You call this fun?"

[@aptspikeybird1005]

"No"@@pyrogaming175

[@Davidindustries0445]

6:59 is for when the song starts at the end

[@xXSamsterXx14]

A KZbin poop appearing in my feed in 2020. An unexpected surprise indeed

[@bigsum52]

Maaaaaan. That song at 6:30, I love it. Where did ti come from, I must know!

[@MrKrashbash123]

crash tag team racing happily ever faster

[@bigsum52]

Thank.

[@gothandannoyed684]

This needs a sequel

[@NPCarlsson]

Well, it sort of has one. Not directly, but the 'Mr. Krabs vs. Mario Head' storyline is continued and resolved in Ripto's Racist and Mashed Bandicoot, respectively.

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

4:11 I like how Spongebob get hit to the first 5 beats of Shave And A Haircut, and that Squidward says "That's it!" substituting the last two beats.

[@KirboYT]

6 years later and it's still funny