[YTP] Mashed Bandicoot - Part I

[@SuperWiiBros08]

How did I got here, this is like an actual good deviantar crossover fanfiction.

[@aaron_exe6449]

how did you get here?

[@salsaandbrwx1449]

SuperWiiBros08 do we 2 like the same things?

[@etonji8263]

SuperWiiBros08 I know agreed

[@brodiero-solar302]

SuperWiiBros08 yes

[@gerragotheallidile]

It's funny as hell too!

[@BetaM]

Now that's top quality.

[@NPCarlsson]

+Beta M Ha, I didn't think you'd actually watch this :)

[@supersonicfan9584]

NPCarlsson what would make this KZbin poop better if crash teamed up with Sonic to defeat dr.cortex and dr.robotnik

[@n3onf0x]

BetaM Cortex: OH OH SEX OH OH OH GIVE IT TO ME!

[@Haman1975]

Hello BetaM I'm watching you and NPCarlsson

[@ryanford1267]

This is a hidden gem of YTP.

[@noahblair3020]

You see this is why I like npcarlsson, he doesn’t just add some memes, a bunch of earrape, and audio mixing, he adds stories to his ytps, and entertaining ones at that!

[@axelvids893]

You make the undisputed best KZbin poops ever. They're a perfect blend of nonsense and strangely coherent storyline.

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

A KZbin poop with a plot.

[@errorbirdesther]

He is the best ytp pooper

[@brodiero-solar302]

Johnny Weissmuller its also the best ytp i watched yet.

[@InsaneEnergy]

6:30 Uka Uka: "YOU'VE LANDED US IN THE MIDDLE *random gibberish*" Cortex: "I have no idea what you just said."

[@NSHG]

I know what the gibberish translates to. Here's what Uka Uka said: "YOU'VE LANDED US IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!"

[@NSHG]

Aw dang, I didn't realize that was really what he said. I thought of Courage The Cowardly Dog's "...who lives in the middle of nowhere, with her husband, Eustace Bagge!"

[@n3onf0x]

Uka uka: YOUVE LANDED US IN THE MIDDLE OF ZOZONDED US IN THE MIDDLE OF ZEZEDEDEZEZEDEDEZEZEDEDEZEZEDEDE!

[@hazydayz2608]

InsaneEnergy so true

[@Derpy5637]

I'm sweating in the dance floor

[@SirSomeguy]

"Dr. Cortex! Dr. Robotnik! And Not-A-Dr. Mario Head!" "Hey! I got a PHD!" God damn! That was one of the most clever jokes I've ever seen!

[@JoeRossProductions]

have been committing suicide around the world

[@magnusm4]

I'm terrible at hearing what others say with music in the background so I thought he said: Another doctor Mario Head

[@brodiero-solar302]

SirSomeguy yeah

[@jimbodeek]

Naughty dog! You make me look stupid! OOGA BOOGA!

[@MissUmbra]

And Mario’s head was lying, as Miyamoto confirmed that Mario does not have a PhD.

[@DatPags]

Love the "fuckin' stupid calculator" reference XD

[@PuffyOne1898]

Did you notice that every button was 8?

[@DatPags]

+Aaron Unash I didn't notice that before, that's even better haha

[@irisius7551]

+Aaron Unash oh my lawl!

[@professorgobbo4109]

+advancemaster gengar 4:53

[@wille.2215]

DatPags HI PAGS!!!!

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

YOU'VE LANDED US IN THE MIDLDIMNISUSINSUNINUSINISUNINUSUNINUSNINUSARE

[@bjaxfl]

You may summon me by playing the okrea of time sas

[@jimbodeek]

I have no idea what you just said.

[@indigoimp0446]

❌️❌️🟥🔴🔺️🔴🟥, ❌️🟥🔴🟥🔴❌️

[@pingasluigi25]

NPCarlsson is quickly becoming the most creative youtube pooper out there.

[@aggressivegamer8380]

i know right

[@becdoesyoutube]

True!

[@Derpy5637]

Yes your right how well the ytps that he makes act like a real episode or game

[@GJYYNGII]

What can we do? When will this do? How will we do? Will I keep asking such annoying ass questions? Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

[@blakerutt98]

"I'm right here."

[@Droilius]

Naughty Dog!!! YAOU MAIK ME LOOK STOOPID!! aishfgfugagsfg AAAAAAH!!

[@oktayyildirim2911]

I absolutely love how you combined a bunch of different game and show universes! Please do more like this!!

[@Steffu]

+Oktay Yildirim I'm still in tears xD

[@mv4456]

Mario head:who cares Mario pwn counter:over 90000

[@creationrealm633]

Yeah! Since universes have banded and linked together, stuff like this always happens!

[@Steffu]

BTW! I must have an image of that Crash Trollface! Wanna use it for a Sonic convention ;P

[@NPCarlsson]

+Steffu Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKGcpYOdi5WAiJo

[@7redroster7]

This poop is now a year old. Feels like yesterday.

[@setsers1]

It's Now 4 Years Old, Man!!😊😁😉 But Goddamn, I Miss 2017.😟😠😆

[@Davidpoland2005]

@@setsers1 this video was in 2015 and the part 2 was in 2016

[@brodiero-solar302]

Yeah.

[@illuminationgaming6762]

5 next month

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

This comment is now 5 years old:

[@MistakenForBacon]

"Oh well, this game is for furries anyhow." Flawless

[@zyq9388]

Mistaken For Bacon Bun I’d say you’re wrong,being a fan of the series, but you’re not

[@brodiero-solar302]

*_"STUPID ANIMATRONIC BITCH."_*

[@dragonempress8367]

@@brodiero-solar302 that made me spit my water out it was so funny

[@brodiero-solar302]

Dragon empress yeah. One of the best bits.

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@PizzaPieOverlord]

"Maybe I'm just better than you." - Mario Head, 2015

[@HammMann]

HOLY CRAP! IT'S PIZZA PIE! :D

[@brodiero-solar302]

@@HammMann THE OVERLORD OF PIZZA PIES!

[@matthewroyer1561]

What other videos will you make

[@swagkirby3449]

Screw Pooh's adventures. THIS is how you do a crossover.

[@victorraul7298]

Crash is love... Crash is life.

[@quit7031]

Is that orgasm?

[@11zu_za11]

N Gin WHAT!?

[@MrCookies0529]

I was going to put a like on this comment but I just realized how well the current number of likes fit.

[@JMandJJ7797]

5:37 Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here. And that the Caveman's the sheriff and we're frozen out here. And that we're in there and that-I just remembered. We're out here.

[@ZmanandTails]

But what I want to know is: Where's the Cave Man?!

[@perditionedpossum5372]

+Jay M (JokerJay779) The strong man?

[@texasfalloutradiostation96]

+Jay M (JokerJay779) frozen for 270 years

[@PuffyOne1898]

+ZmanandTails that depends, did he SWOOCE right in?

[@ZmanandTails]

+Aaron Unash He definitely did! He SWOOCED right into the Malt Shop! *Awesome Face*

[@SonicHaXD]

This was AMAZING! It wasn't just funny, but the fact that I could physically feel your passion for Crash(and other cartoons) that made this such a delight. You are awesome! Thanks for making me laugh so hard XD P.S : The Aku Aku rap was probably the best music I've heard since Nickelback XD

[@FlamingAomeba]

I want a full version of the "Can't touch this"

[@coltonh7526]

Why?

[@dragonempress8367]

@@coltonh7526 because it's good

[@the_scientist7772]

And the "i got no iphone" song as well.

[@Jacksmusicshack]

I'm just now seeing this KZbin for the best freaking genius

[@RichardMundy]

This KZbin poop is a masterpiece. The use of Crash Bandicoot and Sonic material, along with other sources was amazing. Great work, had me in tears!

[@Skrenja]

I thought YTP was dead. Great to see one of the o.g youtube memes alive and well.

[@NPCarlsson]

Great if I can help people realise it never was dead :)

[@sanstheskeleton9298]

NPCarlsson I Know Right

[@mons3020]

Might I recommend Pizza Parker Refuses to Eat His Vegetables...

[@ashleygibson8066]

Thank you NPCarlsson for making all of the Mashed Bandicoot videos. All of your hard work has truly paid off.

[@danieldaly479]

By far the best crash bandicoot ytp ever!

[@israelmccord4610]

Crash Bandicoot is back with Sony! E3 2016!

[@danieldaly479]

+Israel McCord FINALLY

[@israelmccord4610]

+Dan Daly I know. Sony E3 2016 conference announced that the studio is partnership with Activision, by starting up to releasing Crash Bandicoot 1, 2 and warped remastered! Watch the Crash Bandicoot PS4 E3 trailer! Video is uploaded on KZbin now!

[@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978]

What if it's the only YTP of crash

[@ages_dot_mp4]

And actually the only

[@BrookRaccoon]

Back here again after six years, and I still hold this YTP two parter very dear to my heart. 🤣🙏💖💕✨

[@KlonoaFan64]

8:26 What the? Okay, who's been leaking my Deviant-art favorites!?

[@lingone4592]

whats deviant (f)art

[@camm9b095]

Douglas Levin Klonoa!

[@Derpy5637]

Punch his NUTS WAIT NO Not my missle I need it for companie

[@setsers1]

God, I remember liking this picture 10 years ago, man.🥰

[@gerragotheallidile]

@@setsers1 I see you everywhere.

[@OfficialAza]

4:38 should be a real thing, it's too enjoyable to only hear it only once X)

[@ethejumper6568]

Highlights: 1:11 Begin 1:42 Cortex Plan 2:45 Meaningless News 5:25 The Surprise 6:30 Cave 7:03 "What am I doing" 7:09 Science Show 9:03 The Mighty Awesome Fools 10:27 12:21 You: ... NPCarlsson: ... 13:26 Cortex plays Fnaf 4 13:40 Confersation about the Mario Head 14:10-15:04 Ending

[@lightninstriker10]

I keep coming back to this just for the Meaningless News bit. The sentence mixing, the sound design, the friggin' Scooby Doo line, it's perfection.

[@blackphoenix9000]

This is a living breathing masterpiece, NPCarlsson. Please continue with this poop, as I was in stitches with this first part alone.

[@latinobacon]

As a long time crash fan this was awesome to watch

[@jjfox522]

Hands down the funniest thing on KZbin.

[@qwertylello]

I literally lost it when Dingodile stated: "I'll shove dem crystals right up me dingo" XDDD

[@manofsteelgoodmanll7925]

I was cracking up when he said that.It was like he said he would take those crystal as shove them right down his dick pee hole...what a psychopath right?.😂🤣💀💀.

[@djk1288]

"How are you fools!?" "Fine." "Cower, you fools!" *slow applause...*

[@jimbodeek]

Before the awesome might of... The Mighty Awesome Fools!

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Let’s see. I might have some trucky treats for you. *in my pants.*

[@TomNStuff]

> 4:36 < Awesome Button

[@irisius7551]

but you can't touch the awesome button

[@drearmonster6873]

Swooce God too late...

[@sterlingsimpson1870]

Uka Uka: You've landed us in the middle of (Random Gibberish) Dr. Neo Cortex: I have no idea what you've just said. 😆 6:31

[@juggernautknight2749]

Still the best YTP out there. Can't believe it's been years already.

[@Poeticphyre]

I can actually see Dr. Cortex and Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman making one heck of a team.

[@Rosalina102798]

One of the best YTPs in seen in a long while.

[@El_Omar2203]

The whole Mashed Bandicoot saga is my favorite YTP thing ever.

[@ClouDNovantasette]

10:56 my favourite reverse joke xD

[@lotusbandicoot]

It's good to know that even lately, YTPs THIS GOOD and crammed to the brim with jokes/references/sentence mixing are still being made.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

this is actually one of the smoothest and well put KZbin Poops I have seen thus far and it's awesome to see a decent Crash Bandicoot one too, great job. :)

[@Bluedash420]

Watching this 4 years later, it's still the best crash ytp I've seen

[@vaporstars2631]

Crash is love.... Crash is life..... *GIVE IT TO ME*

[@Dill_Pickle1997]

I should make the ultimate playlist of the KZbin poops that have a story to them. I got this, skellington's revenge, mr krab's unquenchable bloodlust, breaking b'wad. Any others?

[@NPCarlsson]

"The King's Epic Adventure" series by Geibuchan is one I would definitely recommend.

[@MOONWALKER25100]

"The Frollo Show" by chincherrinas is an excellent ytp series as well. Story starts to form around episode 2 or 3.

[@wille.2215]

NPCarlsson OMG YOU WATCH GEIBUCHAN?

[@foxtailzerda9108]

Not sure if it really counts, but "Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale" is kind of like a plot-driven YTP.

[@crowcoregames1785]

Jack Skelton ytp where he fights dr rabbit

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

11:18 the next one is going right up your DINGO

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

DDDDDingo

[@kjfenterprises9618]

@@Unoriginal_Fox Where is that pathetic twerp?

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Where is that pathetic twerp?

[@Davidpoland2005]

where is that pathetic twerp?

[@Nagi_Keith]

I remember when this video appeared in my recommended in 2016, and seeing it today in 2023 this video is still my favorite YTP, Thank you so much for making me smile.

[@ultragamergaming2103]

Over a year later and this is still the single best YTP I've ever seen.

[@N0VA_ST0RM]

"Soooo...How's about we save the world? Or stand around here that's good too..."

[@thebandanadee8265]

"Why?" "Why? ....IIIII DONT KNOW!" "HADOUKEN!" "Im sauce. Im not here!" "Fuck off. fuck off. fuck off." "Thats nice!" I died during this entire thing. "Stare into the dancing lights and you'll go crazy! Stare and dream! AND SCREAM!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Was that orgasm?"

[@thebandanadee8265]

Trey Pehl "Um... No!"

[@Steffu]

Dude...this has got to be the funniest YTP I've seen in a long time! I'm still crying! xD

[@OswaldMarcRogers]

I love the editing fron 8:21-8:23 Absolutely smooth af!!

[@GrayvyFellow]

For something called Mashed Bandicoot... That literally the most perfect name you could probably have for this with the insane amount of things thrown together.

[@ChaseMC215]

10:17 "I'm surrounded by assholes!" ~Cortex

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

ENOUGH DICKERY, DO WE HAVE A PLAN??

[@FunkParadigm]

Six years now! Still funny after every now and then watching this YTP.

[@TurtwigChampion]

I can just see all the work put into this. It's very funny and I look forward to seeing the rest. Little disappointed you didn't use the save screen when you said save your progress though. XD It is pretty iconic. My favorite part is the Hover Time song that's probably the best YTPMV I've ever seen. I could even see that being a real fan song with the words you came up with.

[@NPCarlsson]

Thanks. And actually the Load/Save screen is going to start Part 2. The Crash 2 one, though. Not the Crash 3 one.

[@TurtwigChampion]

Ah I had a feeling. XD Excellent. Also if you use the 1K box thing again, it might be funny as a reference to how long these took to have a 4 overlapping the 1 kinda marking it out. That way it kinda kills 2 birds with one stone in a way.

[@liquidkazuma2592]

6 years later and I return to the video that made me laugh so much and nearly piss myself. Still funny to this day.

[@iara0]

How to be a good YTPooper 1- Be NPCarlsson

[@matthiascerebri3315]

With Nasty Island

[@KirbyonYouTube]

The "Can't Touch This" bit will always be one of my favorite parts of this two-parter YTP, it's that great :)

[@nicholasvoyles3029]

This is the best YTP with a story line. Yeah, youtube poops are actually better when they have a plot.

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

What I love about this YTP is how Carlsson nailed the sentence mixing and even created a story out of it using Dr. Cortex & Dr. Robotnik working together and then comes Mario Head as a 3rd ally, and then the plot thickens later. I'm a sucker for stuff like this, both YTP's and/or Stories.

[@Sam_Wich]

“You propose an alliance?” “Yes grandma”

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Join forces? Ransom idea. *I like it…*

[@kobebonhomme7037]

"And i shall totally call this robot, *The Horse Vienna Moose*" Wtf that had me going crazy for a moment

[@setsers1]

XD

[@masterfrillish6393]

No no no! You've got it reversed! I'm just trolling!

[@setsers1]

+Jake Rule DOOMINATOR😬😂

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

@@setsers1 all new doominator! Get ready to dominate!

[@samuelakenova8065]

*clap*clap*clap*"Well done. You have killed us all." -Aku Aku, _Mashed Bandicoot (2016)_

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Was that sarcasm?

[@kerryoo2]

Honestly, npcarlsson must be the greatest KZbin pooper I know. These videos are like epics that tell amazing stories by borrowing characters from everywhere, yet he is still able to construct realistic dialogue. This is awesome.

[@grumpmutt]

"KZbin pooper" x'D

[@nidomeister24]

1:05 I still can't get over this joke

[@Davidpoland2005]

crash bandicoot tastes like diarrhea diarrhea is a symptom that causes bad poop

[@CrashyBash]

8:05 My childood... I laughed so hard! Cortex: Ohhh-Ohhh Sex! GIVE IT TO ME!!

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

This scene was based off of a glitch.

[@CrashyBash]

Oh really?

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

+Jérémy-Pony Yeah, watch Breaking Twinsanity.

[@coleredman3534]

Brad S N.gin what are you doing?

[@soramatoi4638]

XD

[@SLB94]

This level of sentence mixing is so good it should be illegal.

[@qwertylello]

No joke: this is hands down the *BEST* KZbin poop I have ever seen in all my life, and I started searching for poops since 2008, so almost ten years ago. So that says it all. BRAVO! 👏👏👏 This made me laugh multiple times, even after replaying it a third time, and I'd say that is one of the greatest achievement a ytp could ever obtain

[@setsers1]

so many memories from this ytp

[@furretgal7680]

14:47 Now I'm thinking about that Elephant power up from Super Mario bros wonder

[@therealmerrickc2307]

Probably the only YTP with a coherent story.

[@brendenroberge7424]

This YTP is 💯% art!! I love it!!

[@t-bird6853]

My personal two most favorite parts are 2:45 with Meaningless News and 7:09 with The ScieNce Show.

[@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449]

Im back for my childhood memories and this is it

[@flippyfromhtf8353]

*This deserves more views.*

[@oasis9615]

The people who totally haven't totally watched this have totally been doing coke totally with totally idiotic total animatronic total bitch dingo heads, totally. Or just have been standing somewhere else I'm my missiles, that's good too.

[@images9536]

How does this not have at least a million views?!

[@metallicmenace2043]

5:26 "Like the frozen fur on your back, I keep fleeing back to the Antarctic."

[@MiscDan64]

You're welcome for the provision on those CTTR quotes. But seriously, outstanding job, mate! Truly an inspiration for us all.

[@NPCarlsson]

Thank you.

[@thepokeybird]

13:33 that's me in a nut shell

[@Nad_0618]

If emplemon made a top 25/10 YTP list for 2016, this would Certainly get in the top 5

[@NPCarlsson]

Jimmy Davis made one for 2016.

[@Nad_0618]

Woah.

[@Omnywrench]

Now I'm wondering what other "Poop Sins" there would be, besides starting with a flashback...

[@IsoiVids]

Honestly this and part 2 are the best ytps i have ever seen. Carry on making these and continue being awesome at doing these.

[@blobbaplanet1233]

1:27 OH MY GOSH I JUST REALIZED THIS IS A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE MIND BLOWN!

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I don't get that reference.

[@ムネタ]

I can't believe this was more than 3 years ago! Starting with the flashback...

[@MetalSaucenic]

3:38 My favorite part

[@NordiusOfficial]

9:38 PBG line "I think he is dead." XD

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Good day, WAITER. Dingodiles the name! D I n g o. D I n g o . D I n g o , and dingodile is the name OH

[@Davidpoland2005]

"i ordered the pizza, so give me the pizza and fuck off or ill shove them crystals right up me dingo"

[@Davidpoland2005]

I ORDERED THE PIZZA, SO GIVE ME THE PIZZA AND FUGOFF! OR ILL SHOVE THEM CRYSTALS RIGHT UP ME DINGO!

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Watching now.. this is art. We need a ytp museum for art like this The sh*tsonian 😂

[@antblake1030]

I watch this at least five times per week, it never gets old.

[@MorgansMemez]

It's still that good.

[@cateye008]

As someone who is a huge fan of Crash Bandicoot ever since I was like...4 years old, this was one of the best things I've ever watched pertaining to it.

[@HammMann]

13:46 I GOT NO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PHONE

[@Gamma270]

Just take my subscription. Just....just take ALL of my subscriptions!!! I used to watch KZbin Poops religiously on my high school laptop and thought I grew out of them a little bit, but this...THIS!!! This has shown me that YTP's have only gotten BETTER as time has passed. Even when the world around us seems to regress, YTP's of all fucking things seems to be ever-evolving. Always moving forward like the march of Time itself. Oh...um...Yeah, the poop was great.

[@Phriendship]

3:15 Naughty Dog! You made me look stupid! OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

[@rafaelfernando3277]

Phriendship or "Stupid dog! you made me look bad!"

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Great…nooo evil.

[@Davidpoland2005]

Was that sarcasm?

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

@@Davidpoland2005 uh no. (Sarcasm self test, complete.) Well 🤬.

[@thoseobnoxiousaliens]

I remember watching this as a kid but could never find this. Thank you for the memories.

[@IMCR8Z]

Can we get extended versions of "Ice Cold Sushi" and Aku Aku's rendition of "Can't Touch This"?

[@VazzyCow]

"My evil nigga twin has been freed from prison looool"

[@alpacasaurus3856]

"and i shall totally call this robot... the horse vienna moose" im fucking dead lmao

[@JoeRossProductions]

no no you got it reversed

[@rampantmutt9119]

Just Trolling!

[@eliteasriel4591]

DOOMINATOR

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

The all-new Doominator! Get ready to Doominate-

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 that’s a stoopid name.

[@materajmond3889]

this is not a YTP this is art

[@davyjones3105]

I’ve totally got some of N. Brio’s totally cool steroid formula. With it, I can totally create the most totally powerful mutants ever. And once totally under my total control, and I will use this army to construct a totally cool robot, the most totally cool device I’ve ever built, then totally troll the world. And I shall totally call this robot… the “!rotanimooD”

[@demonswordofficalchannel777]

amazing

[@EthelredFlametail]

I have recently revisited Crash Twinsanity with a new save file and it made me want to revisit this KZbin Poop