[YTP] Michael vs. Heathrow Customs

[@AverageJoeCinema]

This remains my absolute favorite Rosen YTP.

[@alegomanYTPs]

then you haven't seen mine ;)

[@ItsOver900O]

A Lego Man lol yours are awful though.

[@alegomanYTPs]

***** lol

[@TheGava4]

JiggyStash can someone tell me why everyone is OBSESSED with Rosen?

[@DrPacman]

@@TheGava4 because A he has written some wonderful kids stories. B his videos were so good for YTP.

[@cs188]

Oh man. Hilarious.

[@TheSiberianTravelDude]

Hi

[@bambiesdoomsdayblue]

Hiya

[@MattIsTheCat]

Yeah.

[@linguicaguy]

Wow it's you

[@Caldinovin]

@@linguicaguy Yeah he is on alot of iconic, old, old YTPs.

[@Leowono]

there is nothing better than this video

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

What about chocolate cake?

[@VerdantSerpent]

It upsets me that this only has 250K views. This video was literally 3% of my childhood.

[@VerdantSerpent]

Drilling foR OIL GAY

[@jennawood8149]

Easily my favourite YTP of all time, I must have watched this over 100 times now, but I still piss myself laughing every time.

[@stu3yy_]

GREAT SCOTT

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_BOY_*

[@zaxlor]

10 years on and the situation at the Heathrow baggage claim is still the same :/

[@edible_lemon]

"It was my liver" Me- fucking dead on the floor roaring

[@SkylordElberich]

2:20 : JEWISH TIME!!!

[@alexkuhn5078]

Oi!

[@PieAndChips]

@@alexkuhn5078 cock

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_Ayayayayay..._

[@CalumHGaming]

drilling for oil... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[@cjstone1992]

This is honestly the best YTP i've ever seen thank you so much

[@MRJBS117]

Definitely is 😂😂😂

[@FriendlyKat]

This YTP is freaking hilarious! "And I say... Anyone around here -gay?" *Rave starts* xD

[@TheForfy]

Dude, your Michael Rosen YTP's are the best on the net xD Keep up the good work!

[@SQUIZZLER24]

God, i'd had the bloody "unh... uhn... unhunhunhunhunhunhun" punching thing at 0:21 in my mind ALL DAY today, and after I finally found it, a number of Rosen poops later, I laughed SO hard. That is probably one of the best YTP moments ever created, hats off.

[@alovering92]

This is by far my favourite Michael Rosen ytp. Maybe my favourite ytp altogether.

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

0:14 *me when I’m in a bad mood and my dad tells me to smile for a family photo*

[@KatanaSoul]

Shit when did this hit 200k views

[@calccalccalc]

Katan the Van Since you are a wizard harry.

[@elxslve8448]

Katan the Van i have no idea, although this was the poop that introduced me to michael rosen poops back in 2011

[@asrieldreemurr2856]

Katan the Van It's funny and good. It deserved them likes and views. :3

[@asrieldreemurr2856]

Alec Stone You are a hairy wizard

[@Fnidner]

make more now you hack

[@Derek_Smallshorts]

How the fuck did this man become Children's Poet Laureate?

[@zoidy25]

that's what I love about your poops, the fact that they have a consistent story. it makes it that much funnier. oh, and jewish time is the best time

[@mugoloo]

GREAT SCOTT.

[@kierxn20]

00:09 gets me every time xD

[@mywifesboyfriend5741]

This was amazing. Please make more of these!

[@woodenchair1922]

This is too good, I shit myself laughing every time I watch this. Never gets old.

[@theflyingmusician1]

This is incredible :D Never have I come across these types of videos but you sir, win the internet. I don't know what I just witnessed but whatever it is it must be the closest to being on illicit drugs. The Jewish time thing was hilarious.

[@yourmajesty90]

Why isn't it great Katana? This is probably one of the most original sentence mixing I've ever seen. It's quite a throwback to the old days of derrymarkson and Insector. Thank you very much :D

[@metal571]

one of the best ytp's in recent history without a doubt

[@MrWeekendoff]

they looked UNDER my butt, they never thought to look IN my butt, did they?! thanks so much for this, after a crappy day in work this has really cheered me up!!

[@toastytooley7980]

"They even looked under my butt but they never thought to look in my butt" Story of my life.

[@tangsaver1]

Classic Rosen ytp

[@bjnartowt]

1:11 - I lose it at Pfff... OOOOWWWWWW

[@OLLI3]

OMG DOUBLE ENDER 0:19

[@serbien1]

This is awesome... it's been so long since it came out and I'm just finding it now

[@mw47]

great work katana i really love your poops, hope there will be more soon.

[@poopzon3verything496]

The first 14 m Seconds was ytp gold

[@Nickgantz12]

Script: Dont tell your mother Clicking noise Ooh yeah look at that little sticky yehhh, yehhh, ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yehhh Green tomato chutney Dad says phew i'm drilling for oil yeah ghhhhhh And I say anyone around here gay And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle Smugglers and customs Not long ago I was a smuggler And I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs I chose to hide it on me somewhere, but where? I know I said, Ill stuff it in my butt phhh owwwww! so then I went creepy crawly suddenly, the door opens hey! they saw me, they say what are you doing? and I say shut up you prick you can't rule my life They search me They looked in my pockets, they looked in my shoes, down my shirt, down my pants, they even looked under my butt but they never thought to look in my butt did they? So, so, so, they let me go And when I got to the other end, where the other smugglers were I said horaray aye eee, heya hey I got through! So then, I took my hand, I shoved it in my butt Great Scott! Out it comes, It was my liver Uncle hymee looked out the window and said scno;wienfprnwes r;goinwge sd fwl ges Michael, its jewish time mmmmmmmm oye! ayeyayaya Cock

[@RahermLOL]

best poop i've seen in so long, so well made

[@MrYeahbuddyyy]

This guys facial expressions always make me laugh

[@TheAndrewj96]

This is possibly my favorite Michael Rosen KZbin Poop. Don't get me wrong, cs188 is hilarious, but I think this might be the hardest I've laughed at one of these videos. Not to mention that cs188 has only made four Michael Rosen YTPs. Not to rush him or anything, but he really needs to make more.

[@AdminiumWarrior]

One of the best I've seen in a long time: Bravo!

[@jamalhithe850]

That "GREAT SCOTT" killed me xD

[@SnackerdJack]

The beginning of the video was... genius.

[@MrDegenerateMe]

"And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle."

[@SleeplessEntity]

"And out comes my liver". I just fucking pissed myself at that xD

[@sarahdavis1045]

This video is amazingly well maid compared to other KZbin poops..

[@FriendlyKat]

0:11 Killed me.

[@MegaPablo1231]

Please, make more of these. They are hilarious!!!

[@patrickryan1821]

This one made me laugh so hard my hernia pushed out.

[@LucyLabrador1]

OMG, brilliant.I'm looking forward to more of these, from these new peoms and stories. BRILLIANT! No... wait, not brilliant... FANTASTIC!

[@SailorMars768]

Holy shit this is hilarious. The first 20 seconds nearly killed me.

[@burnonedown09]

If there is a KZbin hall of fame, this needs to be in it.

[@rem520]

I don't even know what just happened, but it was brilliant!

[@thelittlejacob1]

Trying to watch this without laughing is possible the hardest thing i have ever done although i only lasted about 5 seconds.

[@MrWeekendoff]

'I know I said, I'll stuff it in my butt'. 'SHOOP' 'OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!' Jesus christ I cant stop laughing!!!

[@pkerguy]

hahah this is hilariouse, but seeing this i can't help it but to think what was the original story O.O

[@TheBML2]

the intro is the funniest thing i ever saw btw awesome job

[@ImperialLobster]

KS You did it again! I'm in tears.

[@ferreta06]

i feel like this is the greatest ytp ever.

[@gta4cat]

This is perhaps the best one yet

[@jonhg92]

So freaking legendary. Katana, if you ever start uploading these kinda poops again, PLEASE dont add earrapes. Your videos are the only one i trust :S

[@Horton094]

This is without a doubt the best one.

[@leannyly]

This has got to be the funniest YTP I have ever seen.

[@AstolfoCh]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE DUBSTEP PART XD

[@AstolfoCh]

***** Whatever.

[@jackmanrocks97]

It's been a long time since i laughed my face off at a youtube poop Well done this is brilliant

[@MrGroogly]

Dude this was amazing!! Serious comedy gold.

[@TehGallopingSausage]

Easily one of your funniest yet. XD "Hoorayyayyyyyy y y"

[@VideogamesPISSmeOFF]

Uncle Micheal sounds like a nice guy

[@BenjosAPsychoticRabbit]

This is one of my favourite Michael Rosen poops!

[@samji_art]

I said HOORAAAAYYYAAAYYEEE! aya. aya.

[@DigitalXAQ]

This is one of the better ones i've seen.

[@MKDBRConncetion]

0:20 to 0:28 OH GOD LMAO

[@JuicyPlams]

Brilliant. Can't wait to see more.

[@mrytp3816]

first Michael Rosen poop i watched and its still good XD

[@crazycrazydave]

This video makes me wonder how exactly the original sources would have gone.

[@Mattteus]

the title alone is a win

[@Gibbontake]

you know it's too funny when you have pause the video to catch your breath

[@shaneparker5423]

This is the best michael video lol!!!

[@itjustwentoff4647]

masterpiece

[@MagnumTropius]

There is a really long version of it somewhere on youtube...

[@ryangraves4978]

YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LIVER

[@lightsaberlordp373]

True we need our livers in our bodies to clear out and blood clots

[@StefanBlurr]

in the video its "smugglers and CUTSOMS " lol

[@DragonsRule02]

GREAT SCOTT! This is amazing!

[@BrothersNylon]

this is great!

[@estoniaman]

The more I listen to the "Jewish" song, the more I begin to like it. That's just spot on (better than the original of course)! :D

[@saltedpeanut1847]

This is brilliant. So funny.

[@Napalm30308]

A pan without a handle? Wouldn't it just be a metal plate?

[@gingergingerginger1]

The first 20 seconds has me splitting my sides every time xD

[@Jaxymann]

@Harrawesome Garden party - Blasara (or something like that)

[@ayroxus94]

the best opening ever!

[@jomo999]

This is fricking hilarious as usual, Michael Rosen is such an expressive story teller which makes his vids perfect for pooping lol

[@ninjachipzanuff]

i love your ytp's

[@adyy78]

nicely done ^^

[@migduh]

Nice electro-swing at the end!

[@haleywatson3470]

Prolly one of the most hilarious things one could watch

[@clankzappah]

This was epicly good!

[@lonewolfluke2220]

Please come back Katan, we miss you 😖😔

[@ediblemelon75]

Uploaded on my birthday, and I watched a day after rosh hashanah

[@kevmcallister]

Terrific stuff mate

[@Fireluigi1]

First michael rosen ytp i watched when i started to watch them:D

[@abhusharytp]

Michael releases the new Sources!

[@Z62KK]

You guys seen " Imperial Lobsters " YTP of the new stuff? IT'S AWESOME