YTP - Top Gear - Jeremy is Unstable

[@masonsparkle]

*Tonight:* I get a hot dog, Richard gets head, and James has some trouble with yoghurt. *This poop was released on my birthday.*

[@venujaadikari5428]

Richard really is lucky though.

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"We start tonight with grapes".

[@noel12397]

Lol

[@finlandball1939]

“Why”

[@cozz124]

“I bough this: a microwave

[@eloMole]

Big smoke coming out the back of hammonds boat

[@iceicicle3046]

ill have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

[@ANDREWSAMY562]

@@iceicicle3046 ooooooooohhhh

[@Robert_B_445]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN RIVER!

[@finiskov3976]

Oh yeah baby

[@ARC--br7ot]

@@finiskov3976 lmao

[@gedhoughton9523]

Thank God you started uploading Top Gear YTPs again, they keep me living happy 😊

[@jeremygaming1375]

I'm unstable

[@calblack4156]

Yeah I can’t watch Netflix

[@Nukeplayfrconneries]

You're welcome

[@a.ward02]

I could sit and watch these till I die I swear

[@tinture2822]

They keep me living.

[@nrkeks2347]

3:05"I lost the battle to have 600 engines on the back for two very good reasons (gives 3 reasons)" I died of laughter

[@Me-zo8yc]

😂😂😂😂

[@dimashevchenkoua]

1:52 "this is complicated" *1+2=3* lmaooo

[@CTN-dj7fr]

Insert Half-Life 2 Episode 3 joke here.

[@KoeingseggCCM]

Sounds like a regular segment of Top Gear for me.

[@internetPuppy]

2:34 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” “JAMES” Had me dying 😂😂

[@LOLZLennon]

JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO?

[@Lucario0007]

LETS DO THE NEWS

[@rmawer1986]

That's annoying!

[@Skipperthekitty]

@@LOLZLennon Shut up Jeremy.

[@ghost-like3396]

@Josr F me too

[@LazarouDave]

5:19 ah yes, tit-tea or CooC, my two favourite drinks

[@billyslaironair8860]

We all knew you liked both

[@lukesylvester2022]

wow

[@gulag3463]

@Luke Sylvester end my god damn life

[@lukesylvester2022]

@@gulag3463 you end mine first

[@joelramdhan405]

Alright where’s the gun

[@Dr_Scanlon]

2:44 "I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc." "Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage." "I turn it into a family occasion." *Looks at him in shock* "My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it." "YOU'RE REVOLTING!" "Uhh now anyway-"

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

3:41 " I'm more interested in why you bought... this... " ' What is this? ' *turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond* ' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '

[@astupidmidge]

That chaps face on the cover looks like Hammond ngl

[@schkann1384]

fucking lmao

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

A microwave filled with some MuM and SaaS

[@-_-SpongeBob]

what is that background music?

[@schkann1384]

gaytime

[@Train_Tok_Man]

“But before I hoist my sails, I drifted into some weed. *screen turns green* “ 4:46

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

I think he said wee

[@gavinsshenanigans4064]

Snoop dogg intenseifies

[@LUNE.44]

It’s wee

[@skurd721]

the screen turned yellow, so it's wee

[@Kalash74]

im sure its weed mate

[@RoboticFish]

4:19 is probably the hardest I've laughed at something in a YTP

[@schkann1384]

*s i g n s*

[@Delta132]

bbbb uuuuu but fr i can relate

[@eliseoramos397]

Really?

[@thesamplemotion]

3:52 "You must kill James". "Well it doesn't bother me, I have *infinite power* "

[@darthmaul5874]

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@T.F.T.A.T]

​@@darthmaul5874 that's more Jeremy

[@eurikadude]

5:55 Hammond showing his hamster signs

[@noisepuppet]

1:28 the sound I make upon awakening daily

[@leisergeist]

yOu'Re rEvoLTinG

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodju3406]

THEEEEERRRREEEEE

[@shaneh1872]

1:31 my boi turned into a v8

[@georgejohnson6350]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You are right

[@schkann1384]

rotary on now rpms

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodju3406]

Stock Golf in underground 2

[@SteelyEyedMissileDan]

0:04 Richard gets head Richard: HELP

[@atlantic_31]

I totally miss that 😂

[@ardyn407necroderg]

The ten people who disliked are infantile pillocks

[@gedhoughton9523]

raidrion Alpha kingbeast will be the bbc

[@ardyn407necroderg]

Ged Houghton yep the bbc are a huge fecking joke

[@scotthecarnerd1995]

CLARKSON!!!

[@ChrisOrganic]

But this is just crap

[@idilakil4782]

I wanted to like the comment but it's on 420 likes sorry mate

[@TsugraVids]

4:01 *me in my first car xD

[@2zipties1idiotgarage22]

YEAHHH

[@Safari_Man]

The lord has returned!

[@MichaelThomas-cm3zd]

franku

[@2zipties1idiotgarage22]

Wait. Franku?

[@gumtreeuk8132]

There is no God but Allah, Alone

[@pikariocraftf2802]

@@gumtreeuk8132 - who said anything about god, a lord is also simply a land owner

[@xtremegaming1837]

3:46 damnit Hammonds reaction caught me off guard 🤣

[@Nikkii199045]

ha-*ÀÆĀĄÂÆÂÀ*

[@akuaduck]

*Richard_Hammond.exe has stopped working*

[@dimashevchenkoua]

4:03 I told Curtis "don't weld the suspension up", so he hasn't, he's just welded the suspension up.

[@jackboid5087]

😂lol got me

[@jackboid5087]

Hammond: don’t weld the suspension James may: yessss

[@jackboid5087]

Where sinking 😂

[@jackboid5087]

the end tho😂 THATS ANONNYING😂

[@jackboid5087]

At the end my ears!😅

[@BrickMasterB06]

3:41 jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this? Richard: what is it? Jeremy: *shows cover* Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

[@T.F.T.A.T]

space time: noooo I've been broken.

[@oyvi00i]

2:44 TOP GEAR DOG

[@spencerlukay5809]

4:58 REIGN IN BLOOOOD!!!

[@zero_meercat8624]

Holy shit never thought I’d see a top gear ytp again! A welcomed treat for sure

[@fieldmarshalgaig9477]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@tacotrashh]

5:05 A man of culture I see...

[@hothammysammy]

what’s the song?

[@rybo4204]

Test drive by joji

[@manxthehorrid3918]

Is this Jezzas new music video?

[@SPAZTIK_OFFICIAL]

@@manxthehorrid3918 yep

[@cecilmeredith275]

2:42 “Let’s do the news!” “Good news!” “WHAT” “The Dacia Sandero...”

[@garyjohnston9308]

GREAT!!! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...

[@xtremegaming1837]

4:24 My humour is so broken 🤣🤣

[@jonciobanu4546]

What I've learned: Jeremy is unstable Richard loves washing his ca-ac James has unlimited power "THAT'S ANNOYING!"

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

0:32 That seems like something Jeremy would make

[@joeyp7682]

1:28 THHHEEEEEERRRREEE!!! 😂

[@LegoWormNoah101]

"Jeremy is unstable" Honestly, you could summarize the whole show with that title

[@patoffcuriosity4727]

4:01 me when i start up my air conditioner

[@atlantic_31]

YEAH

[@Lucario0007]

Yo who touched the thermostat?

[@nebbynetwork2089]

2:34 how I react when I see Jeremy has got himself into trouble again

[@Rainbow__cookie]

2:25 the invincible fire

[@TStreakMLP]

I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.

[@siremerrionepie9796]

Firebending Toyota

[@atlantic_31]

Oh for god sake!

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

"Grapes..." *W H Y?*

[@swag7734]

4:57 song is raining blood, by slayer. I see what you did there 😂

[@58LewisK]

1:01 ...we've proved with a number of tests on Top Gear that it's completely indestructible. *inserts clip of bombing raid*

[@blenderboy1900]

4:33 big smoke 😂

[@MisterSenpaii]

0:12 *"We start tonight with grapes!"* Me: *"Interesting"* 😂😂

[@historytank5673]

“Why?”

[@aidanhathaway3776]

4:57 SLAYERRRRR

[@darrenrose5280]

1:29 THEEEERRRREEEEE

[@driftahhh9172]

"I'm going to fit it, with some Muum and suss. Brilliant" - James may

[@workerrcz5025]

0:26 James May makes a Karen: ,,I'm going to fit it with a Mom, and some Sass.''

[@CrazyPanda688]

I live for these top gear YTP’s 😂😂

[@kieranplayz1232]

Same LOL

[@nielsmeijer6698]

Glad to see Papa Franku hasn't been forgotten.

[@jackdaw4986]

I love this, now all i want is to see just Jeremy driving in his boat to the full test drive song.

[@Darkangels934]

1:35 had me dying

[@kieranplayz1232]

Same 😂

[@beepthemeep12]

Same

[@thachubbmonster9013]

JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO

[@Lucario0007]

ThaCHUBBmonster LETS DO NEW NEWS

[@gamingbrothers3722]

Not only jeremy is unstable EVERYBODY IS UNSTABLE XD

[@nielsmeijer6698]

This is especially good because Franku makes not one, but two appearances. Very good indeed.

[@H.K_R]

1:40 “Wood” “Wuu Wuu” "Looks like I'll get the lads for a puuuu" "Wood you?”

[@Leojackbo]

The fact that this can out in 2020 gives me joy

[@ale0417]

2:00 perhaps a f*ck that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ropeysquire7899]

That unlimited power bit was genius!

[@WildTheFemboy]

“Now I’m taking the exhaust through a pipe, through the pipe, and then out the pipe

[@Memphis229-f6m]

1:03 I think it could actually survive that

[@zerrierslizer1]

Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this... Hammond: what is *this?* Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond* Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time* Me: that seems about right. :)

[@78Shockwave87]

My favourite part has to be that the number of engines Jeremy wanted on the back of his Toyota keeps increasing throughout the video. Genius.

[@finiskov3976]

This night, I'm getting a hot dog.

[@Not_honest_enough]

My family at a restaurant be like: 0:03

[@divecolosio4988]

Holly Molly! Lol, what restaurant that gives the customer a head service? On family occasions, even!

[@Lucario0007]

So someone gets a hotdog another gets head another one has trouble with yogurt

[@Not_honest_enough]

@@Lucario0007 yep especially the yogurt one

[@Lucario0007]

@@Not_honest_enough yeah there is just a mix of yogurt and… *coughs* cum *coughs* everywhere

[@doorcharge0]

This is just a video version of doing that thing where you cover certain words in a book or newspaper to make the sentence stupid

[@VanillaTheFoxx]

Mom, i want Technical Aqua Mom: We already have a Technical Aqua. Technical Aqua: 5:08

[@kieranwhite6647]

With Hammond going down on James...

[@emin4704]

Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha

[@jackboid5087]

0:02 top gear intro.EXE has stopped working 😂

[@Hoodsonbr]

4:00 Car seller, I need your fastest lambo chevy...

[@13thvarebel16]

1 + 2= 3 "This is complicated." Why did I find that so viscerally funny? X-D

[@billylynn9758]

honestly that toyota probably would survive being carpet bombed

[@adammidderigh4150]

That hilux's bull bar reigniting over and over had me wheezing xD oH fOr gOd SaKe!

[@perchancethishandleiswens]

Joji song, Top Gear and ytp, 3 of my favorite things I don't expect that lmao

[@lukesimpson9743]

i know im so happy about it

[@Dkm337]

the fire on hilux is a ytp on itself

[@anuragvad3438]

This is literally what it's like to run a program in low ram

[@MaceyWavves]

“I however was about to launch into a.... BLOOD RIVER.” *heavy metal intensifies*

[@giancabual7274]

Man, I watch this every morning before my class. This made my fucking day

[@TwitchFast]

0:01 and I already thought my PC was doing some funky shit

[@AvB.83]

02:34 Even the fire on a Hilux is indestructible!

[@danieljohnson1030]

The Joji joke was under appreciated

[@glace848]

history really is just a repetition of past events

[@maffy715]

4:15 had me on the floor

[@endrestedje6959]

This is a really good ytp. Thank you so much for making this❤️

[@kxtji]

Ikr

[@BowmakerFox]

2:11 professionals at work

[@Luna-ii6pz]

"Instead of using the engine to power in on the water iam gonna fit it with a MaaM and some SaaS"

[@Andersfrostpedersen]

How brilliant is that?

[@oooohapenny4707]

The best part is these guys would actually make an episode like this.

[@saagabragi6938]

3:13 Missed opportunity to edit roosters to sit on the tailgate

[@benvaughan2171]

0:13 We start tonight with grapes. *WHY?* 1:10-1:12: Its 4am and trying so hard not to laugh

[@PosidonPRM]

1:28 literally put me into cardiac arrest

[@CorporalCanada]

*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*

[@-d4rk-423]

1:40 wood, woOwoooOoOOd *proceeds to make sus arm gestures*

[@Gmekz]

4:57 SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@redundantstuff100]

a YTP is just an editor having way to much fun

[@hotmojoe2483]

The Joji song part made me die of laughter

[@aw674_]

2:33 gets me everytime lmao

[@peachqy5748]

I miss topgear i used to watch it every day with my sister...BUT SCREW THAT NOW WE WATCH THIS

[@kieranplayz1232]

Haha YTP’s SHALL RISE!!!

[@pyroshilov8474]

*Tonight* Jeremy looks at CoC Richard washes his CoC And James fixes his CoC

[@notsofan9740]

this made my day

[@kieranplayz1232]

Same 😃

[@cladvahd6155]

"[...] Firstly, as we proved with a number of tests on Top Gear, it is completely indestructable. [...]" *Shows footage of Vietnam Napalm bombing.*

[@TheDragonGuyYT]

1:04 The way to kill a Hilux

[@MunciMunci]

THE ORIGINAL BOTTOM GEAR

[@Daedalus-BC308]

2:55 ummm...