YTP - Top Gear - Jeremy is Unstable

Another Top Gear YTP is here. Resurrected this from a very unfinished state.

[@masonsparkle]

*Tonight:* I get a hot dog, Richard gets head, and James has some trouble with yoghurt. *This poop was released on my birthday.*

[@venujaadikari5428]

Richard really is lucky though.

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"We start tonight with grapes".

[@noel12397]

Lol

[@finlandball1939]

“Why”

[@cozz124]

“I bough this: a microwave

[@gedhoughton9523]

Thank God you started uploading Top Gear YTPs again, they keep me living happy 😊

[@jeremygaming1375]

I'm unstable

[@calblack4156]

Yeah I can’t watch Netflix

[@Nukeplayfrconneries]

You're welcome

[@a.ward02]

I could sit and watch these till I die I swear

[@tinture2822]

They keep me living.

[@eloMole]

Big smoke coming out the back of hammonds boat

[@iceicicle3046]

ill have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

[@ANDREWSAMY562]

@@iceicicle3046 ooooooooohhhh

[@RobRandomVids]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN RIVER!

[@finiskov3976]

Oh yeah baby

[@ARC--br7ot]

@@finiskov3976 lmao

[@nrkeks2347]

3:05"I lost the battle to have 600 engines on the back for two very good reasons (gives 3 reasons)" I died of laughter

[@Me-zo8yc]

😂😂😂😂

[@LazarouDave]

5:19 ah yes, tit-tea or CooC, my two favourite drinks

[@billyslaironair8860]

We all knew you liked both

[@lukesylvester2022]

wow

[@gulag3463]

@Luke Sylvester end my god damn life

[@lukesylvester2022]

@@gulag3463 you end mine first

[@joelramdhan405]

Alright where’s the gun

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

3:41 " I'm more interested in why you bought... this... " ' What is this? ' *turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond* ' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '

[@astupidmidge]

That chaps face on the cover looks like Hammond ngl

[@schkann1384]

fucking lmao

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

A microwave filled with some MuM and SaaS

[@-_-SpongeBob]

what is that background music?

[@schkann1384]

gaytime

[@Dr_Scanlon]

2:44 "I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc." "Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage." "I turn it into a family occasion." *Looks at him in shock* "My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it." "YOU'RE REVOLTING!" "Uhh now anyway-"

[@internetPuppy]

2:34 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” “JAMES” Had me dying 😂😂

[@LOLZLennon]

JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO?

[@Lucario0007]

LETS DO THE NEWS

[@rmawer1986]

That's annoying!

[@Skipperthekitty]

@@LOLZLennon Shut up Jeremy.

[@ghost-like3396]

@Josr F me too

[@dimashevchenkoua]

1:52 "this is complicated" *1+2=3* lmaooo

[@CTN-dj7fr]

Insert Half-Life 2 Episode 3 joke here.

[@KoeingseggCCM]

Sounds like a regular segment of Top Gear for me.

[@ardyn407necroderg]

The ten people who disliked are infantile pillocks

[@gedhoughton9523]

raidrion Alpha kingbeast will be the bbc

[@ardyn407necroderg]

Ged Houghton yep the bbc are a huge fecking joke

[@scotthecarnerd1995]

CLARKSON!!!

[@ChrisOrganic]

But this is just crap

[@idilakil4782]

I wanted to like the comment but it's on 420 likes sorry mate

[@Train_Tok_Man]

“But before I hoist my sails, I drifted into some weed. *screen turns green* “ 4:46

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

I think he said wee

[@gavinsshenanigans4064]

Snoop dogg intenseifies

[@LUNE.44]

It’s wee

[@skurd721]

the screen turned yellow, so it's wee

[@Kalash74]

im sure its weed mate

[@thesamplemotion]

3:52 "You must kill James". "Well it doesn't bother me, I have *infinite power* "

[@darthmaul5874]

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@T.F.T.A.T]

​@@darthmaul5874 that's more Jeremy

[@RoboticFish]

4:19 is probably the hardest I've laughed at something in a YTP

[@schkann1384]

*s i g n s*

[@Delta132]

bbbb uuuuu but fr i can relate

[@eliseoramos397]

Really?

[@Safari_Man]

The lord has returned!

[@MichaelThomas-cm3zd]

franku

[@2zipties1idiotgarage22]

Wait. Franku?

[@gumtreeuk8132]

There is no God but Allah, Alone

[@pikariocraftf2802]

@@gumtreeuk8132 - who said anything about god, a lord is also simply a land owner

[@zero_meercat8624]

Holy shit never thought I’d see a top gear ytp again! A welcomed treat for sure

[@fieldmarshalgaig9477]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@shaneh1872]

1:31 my boi turned into a v8

[@georgejohnson6350]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You are right

[@schkann1384]

rotary on now rpms

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodju3406]

Stock Golf in underground 2

[@SteelyEyedMissileDan]

0:04 Richard gets head Richard: HELP

[@atlantic_31]

I totally miss that 😂

[@dimashevchenkoua]

4:03 I told Curtis "don't weld the suspension up", so he hasn't, he's just welded the suspension up.

[@jackboid5087]

😂lol got me

[@jackboid5087]

Hammond: don’t weld the suspension James may: yessss

[@jackboid5087]

Where sinking 😂

[@jackboid5087]

the end tho😂 THATS ANONNYING😂

[@jackboid5087]

At the end my ears!😅

[@LegoWormNoah101]

"Jeremy is unstable" Honestly, you could summarize the whole show with that title

[@eurikadude]

5:55 Hammond showing his hamster signs

[@noisepuppet]

1:28 the sound I make upon awakening daily

[@leisergeist]

yOu'Re rEvoLTinG

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodju3406]

THEEEEERRRREEEEE

[@jonciobanu4546]

What I've learned: Jeremy is unstable Richard loves washing his ca-ac James has unlimited power "THAT'S ANNOYING!"

[@TsugraVids]

4:01 *me in my first car xD

[@2zipties1idiotgarage22]

YEAHHH

[@BrickMasterB06]

3:41 jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this? Richard: what is it? Jeremy: *shows cover* Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

[@T.F.T.A.T]

space time: noooo I've been broken.

[@patoffcuriosity4727]

4:01 me when i start up my air conditioner

[@atlantic_31]

YEAH

[@Lucario0007]

Yo who touched the thermostat?

[@cecilmeredith275]

2:42 “Let’s do the news!” “Good news!” “WHAT” “The Dacia Sandero...”

[@garyjohnston9308]

GREAT!!! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...

[@swag7734]

4:57 song is raining blood, by slayer. I see what you did there 😂

[@tacotrashh]

5:05 A man of culture I see...

[@hothammysammy]

what’s the song?

[@rybo4204]

Test drive by joji

[@manxthehorrid3918]

Is this Jezzas new music video?

[@SPAZTIK_OFFICIAL]

@@manxthehorrid3918 yep

[@xtremegaming1837]

3:46 damnit Hammonds reaction caught me off guard 🤣

[@Nikkii199045]

ha-*ÀÆĀĄÂÆÂÀ*

[@akuaduck]

*Richard_Hammond.exe has stopped working*

[@thachubbmonster9013]

JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO

[@Lucario0007]

ThaCHUBBmonster LETS DO NEW NEWS

[@jackdaw4986]

I love this, now all i want is to see just Jeremy driving in his boat to the full test drive song.

[@oyvi00i]

2:44 TOP GEAR DOG

[@xtremegaming1837]

4:24 My humour is so broken 🤣🤣

[@H.K_R]

1:40 “Wood” “Wuu Wuu” "Looks like I'll get the lads for a puuuu" "Wood you?”

[@doorcharge0]

This is just a video version of doing that thing where you cover certain words in a book or newspaper to make the sentence stupid

[@78Shockwave87]

My favourite part has to be that the number of engines Jeremy wanted on the back of his Toyota keeps increasing throughout the video. Genius.

[@spencerlukay5809]

4:58 REIGN IN BLOOOOD!!!

[@MisterSenpaii]

0:12 *"We start tonight with grapes!"* Me: *"Interesting"* 😂😂

[@historytank5673]

“Why?”

[@nielsmeijer6698]

This is especially good because Franku makes not one, but two appearances. Very good indeed.

[@driftahhh9172]

"I'm going to fit it, with some Muum and suss. Brilliant" - James may

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

"Grapes..." *W H Y?*

[@WildTheFemboy]

“Now I’m taking the exhaust through a pipe, through the pipe, and then out the pipe

[@Luna-ii6pz]

"Instead of using the engine to power in on the water iam gonna fit it with a MaaM and some SaaS"

[@Andersfrostpedersen]

How brilliant is that?

[@nebbynetwork2089]

2:34 how I react when I see Jeremy has got himself into trouble again

[@CrazyPanda688]

I live for these top gear YTP’s 😂😂

[@kieranplayz1232]

Same LOL

[@Dkm337]

the fire on hilux is a ytp on itself

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

0:32 That seems like something Jeremy would make

[@nielsmeijer6698]

Glad to see Papa Franku hasn't been forgotten.

[@workerrcz5025]

0:26 James May makes a Karen: ,,I'm going to fit it with a Mom, and some Sass.''

[@finiskov3976]

This night, I'm getting a hot dog.

[@joeyp7682]

1:28 THHHEEEEEERRRREEE!!! 😂

[@Leojackbo]

The fact that this can out in 2020 gives me joy

[@Rainbow__cookie]

2:25 the invincible fire

[@TStreakMLP]

I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.

[@siremerrionepie9796]

Firebending Toyota

[@atlantic_31]

Oh for god sake!

[@zerrierslizer1]

Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this... Hammond: what is *this?* Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond* Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time* Me: that seems about right. :)

[@58LewisK]

1:01 ...we've proved with a number of tests on Top Gear that it's completely indestructible. *inserts clip of bombing raid*

[@Not_honest_enough]

My family at a restaurant be like: 0:03

[@divecolosio4988]

Holly Molly! Lol, what restaurant that gives the customer a head service? On family occasions, even!

[@Lucario0007]

So someone gets a hotdog another gets head another one has trouble with yogurt

[@Not_honest_enough]

@@Lucario0007 yep especially the yogurt one

[@Lucario0007]

@@Not_honest_enough yeah there is just a mix of yogurt and… *coughs* cum *coughs* everywhere

[@danieljohnson1030]

The Joji joke was under appreciated

[@anuragvad3438]

This is literally what it's like to run a program in low ram

[@gamingbrothers3722]

Not only jeremy is unstable EVERYBODY IS UNSTABLE XD

[@ropeysquire7899]

That unlimited power bit was genius!

[@ale0417]

2:00 perhaps a f*ck that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@13thvarebel16]

1 + 2= 3 "This is complicated." Why did I find that so viscerally funny? X-D

[@blenderboy1900]

4:33 big smoke 😂

[@jackboid5087]

0:02 top gear intro.EXE has stopped working 😂

[@redundantstuff100]

a YTP is just an editor having way to much fun

[@MaceyWavves]

“I however was about to launch into a.... BLOOD RIVER.” *heavy metal intensifies*

[@Darkangels934]

1:35 had me dying

[@kieranplayz1232]

Same 😂

[@beepthemeep12]

Same

[@emin4704]

Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha

[@VanillaTheFoxx]

Mom, i want Technical Aqua Mom: We already have a Technical Aqua. Technical Aqua: 5:08

[@oooohapenny4707]

The best part is these guys would actually make an episode like this.

[@darrenrose5280]

1:29 THEEEERRRREEEEE

[@aidanhathaway3776]

4:57 SLAYERRRRR

[@billylynn9758]

honestly that toyota probably would survive being carpet bombed

[@perchancethishandleiswens]

Joji song, Top Gear and ytp, 3 of my favorite things I don't expect that lmao

[@lukesimpson9743]

i know im so happy about it

[@kieranwhite6647]

With Hammond going down on James...

[@adammidderigh4150]

That hilux's bull bar reigniting over and over had me wheezing xD oH fOr gOd SaKe!

[@-d4rk-423]

1:40 wood, woOwoooOoOOd *proceeds to make sus arm gestures*

[@Memphis229-f6m]

1:03 I think it could actually survive that

[@superswag9861]

“We start tonight with grapes.” *w h y*

[@Andersfrostpedersen]

I bought this. A microwave

[@endrestedje6959]

This is a really good ytp. Thank you so much for making this❤️

[@kxtji]

Ikr

[@giancabual7274]

Man, I watch this every morning before my class. This made my fucking day

[@CorporalCanada]

*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*

[@benvaughan2171]

0:13 We start tonight with grapes. *WHY?* 1:10-1:12: Its 4am and trying so hard not to laugh

[@glace848]

history really is just a repetition of past events

[@MunciMunci]

THE ORIGINAL BOTTOM GEAR

[@calvinvance3399]

What episode is this?

[@hotmojoe2483]

The Joji song part made me die of laughter

[@saagabragi6938]

3:13 Missed opportunity to edit roosters to sit on the tailgate

[@c.mcxrdle5224]

the bit about the news had me dying😂

[@WH250398]

"Hammond you got Big Smoke"

[@arteisiaofficial2338]

You actually added Joji's Test Run, you mad lad.

[@Hoodsonbr]

4:00 Car seller, I need your fastest lambo chevy...

[@maffy715]

4:15 had me on the floor

[@cladvahd6155]

"[...] Firstly, as we proved with a number of tests on Top Gear, it is completely indestructable. [...]" *Shows footage of Vietnam Napalm bombing.*

[@iI_Principe]

"with hammond going down on james, i opened the tabs on my outboard and went for a test drive"

[@charlie_0701]

“I bought this, a microwave” “I’m going to fit it with a mum and some sEs”

[@apexgt4]

*“Watch this”* , that never usually ends up well

[@aw674_]

2:33 gets me everytime lmao

[@CountFisco]

This is perfectly put together

[@CountFisco]

Word play > Silly effects

[@lukesimpson9743]

joji and old top gear is the most ambition cross over in history