YTP: Patman Post is a really terrible driver

Patman Post S1E1
In which Patman Post races his tuned-up van down country lanes and is revealed to have a rather curious hobby.
Basically a rehash of Postman Pat's Birthday, with additional material from Pat's Windy Day and Pat's Difficult Day (audio only from the latter).
See also: • YTP: Patman Post in sn...
Postman Pat and all other material are the property of the respective copyright owners. This video is created for entertainment purposes only.

[@Jacob-uz3qk]

Everybody knows, you can never be a really happy man.

[@gregkiteos1936]

Fact of life.

[@aviationin4k258]

Korina Columbres-Tinol no

[@izarian42]

6 years later and Patman Post was truly prophetic in that regard!

[@NijiMarii]

Don't you know it!

[@I_aint_active_no_more]

You can still be a happy man

[@ellibod1]

"All his friends are post-bags in his van" Favourite line in any YTP I've seen.. Along with "Pat brought sex-kittens.. Then he stood on the counter"

[@billyjudd3326]

Pat: Hit me Mrs. Goggins Mrs Goggins: Hits Pat's head 3 times with a counter flap Pat: Ow! Ow! Ow!, Oh it Does Hurt! That was hillarious:)

[@thomaswalsh8726]

"It's just one of those days" said Pat.

[@rocco3605]

Pat feels he's a J us t i n B i e b e r f a n

[@ronnieperez8519]

"The children had made a picture of him with Big Shit written underneath". "Stupid little farts" thought Pat. That killed me!

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

" 'Ello Pat!" *It was Peter Fogg on the other side.* Laughed so hard at the reference. Subbed.

[@MeiDaGay]

Andrew Micallef whats the refrence?

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

cheeselord 22 the other side being beyond the grave (dead in other words), as opposed to the other side of the wall. Come to think of it using the word 'reference' wasn't correct there.

[@worldsbiggestbastard]

Is this why Peter Fogg wasn't in the new series?

[@RingLordSonic]

Oh shit!

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Yet he brings himself back to life.

[@martinefrensoquigomez7835]

You're underrated and I know there's people who miss you and your poops 2022 needs you

[@PoisonousPen]

“All his friends are postbags in his van.” 😂😂 Why is that so funny? 🤣

[@monstero5586]

Nothing is more soothing than the sounds of V8 in a van.

[@starbreaker9825]

"Don't worry Pat, I'll soon shift it!" *Peter pulls a lever* "Oh shit!" *Peter's vehicle explodes* I'm fucking dying

[@seamuslochgius4459]

I was so waiting for someone to comment on the church music! It is movement IV from 'Les corps glorieux' by French composer Olivier Messiaen. The purpose of this, and of all other inserted background music (the rest is mostly prefab songs that came with GarageBand) and noises, is to mask the abrupt background changes that happen with sentence mixing.

[@smega39]

I think I was a good choice of music because, although it's played on a church organ, it sounds rather ominous; not like something you'd hear being played in a church at all.

[@shiyamasaleem2649]

What's the music when postman pat is sad

[@spinballpac-man]

What do u u mean when he was sad?

[@Po0PYBLOX]

Seamus Lochgius can you mack more ytp videos pleas

[@DSMChip]

Can you upload the full theme song for this video please?

[@tojoluna]

Narrator: Pat arrived just in time for a cup of pee! Pat: TERRIBLE! Narrator: Alf Alfson Thomson came in! Alf: You famous postman! you just keep your hands to yourself! Narrator: What ever was in the tea? Pat: Hmmmm? Thanks Alf: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? G'DAY! I SAID G'DAY SIR! Pat: Whatever was in the tea? Narrator: Thought Pat. He was getting more and more sick! *Pat pukes and struggles to close his van* Pat: Stupid Van! *Manages to shut the door jamming Jess' tail* LOL XD

[@MarshedWS]

6:53

[@calebsullivan7423]

tojoluna yes we're watching the video we know what they said

[@monstero5586]

yes

[@patclifton4316]

Me: I'd like a cup of tea. *Alf pisses in tea* Alf: There ya go Pat! Me: *drinks* Me: TERRIBLE!

[@everythingproductions2004]

“TERRIBLE!” Well, yeah, it’s piss! What did you expect?!

[@itsbarbiebitchhhhhh]

6:21 “it was a picture of granny dryden’s tlt”

[@senseal5462]

Happy 10 years

[@veryinactiveukmapping]

10 years ago, history was made

[@ditavoncheese1680]

Hands down, one of the most underrated Postman Pat KZbin poops EVER!!

[@Phoenixfirex]

*W H Y I S T H E R U M G O N E ? !*

[@sanadbenali6993]

Why doesn't this have millions of views

[@mewmiki]

I cried literal tears from laughter at this

[@Phoenixfirex]

YTP: My driving is Terrible! Auto-gererated Captions: My driving is bearable.

[@SonicMarrio11]

Theres so much story and original jokes, this is an amazing poop!

[@Justice237]

I showed this video to my friend and now we quote it all the time XD

[@thedarknessofknight6440]

same

[@MeiDaGay]

Thedarkness of Knight same!

[@LegoKid413]

Omg same here

[@elliottwilson320]

same

[@lozza9954]

AdoreSinging394% show it to the wife Edit: she will be pleased

[@MegaBigMariofan]

1:21 It was a stupid cat.. but he was keeping it

[@Gilby1385]

SuperPaperMarioFTW KZbinWarsFTL Hang on, Jess! My driving is terrible!

[@billyjudd3326]

Jess is shocked to hear what Pat said to him as he speeds down the road Pat: Don't runaway Then a piece of paper lands on Pat's windscreen Pat: Help! I can't see!, LOOKOUT! Pat hit's the brakes then he crashes into a fallen log

[@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuy]

Pat: Hmmmm, how are we gonna get past this lot?

[@billyjudd3326]

@@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuyPeter Fogg: Ehhh!!!

[@BLMT-df4on]

​@@billyjudd3326it was peter fogg

[@jakeollyb]

It was Peter Phogg on the other side.

[@Gasoline85]

'Ello Pat!

[@FiremanPC]

That was a brilliant way to interpret other side in my opinion.

[@NerfedFalcon]

+MrMushasii Makes the chicken and road joke much better too.

[@FiremanPC]

NerfedFalcon Hah

[@jeepercreepermc978]

Ulllooo Paaaat

[@MarshedWS]

6:01 James: (Whistles) Pat: Look out! (crashes)

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

Luckily no one was hurt but James' driver and fireman were splattered all over the cab and as a result Killing Them instantly

[@SagwaFan]

Those Postman Pat YTPs are better than Postman Pat himself.

[@chavopatyduckoliverfanstud4149]

Why do you hate postman pat

[@spootot]

underrated after all these years

[@michaelscott3411]

“He picks up birds to eat them and his black and white cat may eat them”

[@Trainboy-ee4us]

6:59 “Terrible!”

[@Ian16545]

That, Seamus, was one of THE best Postman Pat poops I've ever seen, bar none.

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Thank you kindly. Inspired by "Postman Tap delivers fake letters", I wanted to create a coherent (if bizarre) story and to try to reference Internet memes more subtly than by random shouts of "dinner!" or "pingas!" For instance, the tune that the intrepid postman hums when he exits the Post Office...

[@JonnieFarrow]

Seamus Lochgius That's what a YTP should be, 'random shouts of dinner' are not funny in the slightest. Well done sir!

[@billyjudd3326]

Pat: it's that cable again, I'll soon fix that. (Tries to fix the cable and Gets electrocuted) *OH!!!* *OW!!* *OW!!* *OW!!* *OH!!!* *OW!!* *OOOH!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* TERRIBLE! (Gets back in his van). That made me laugh very hard.

[@Marmalade000000]

At 8:31, Seamus, you genius!! You even messed the background music around to add flavor to the poop!!

[@seamuslochgius4459]

***** It was a virtue born of necessity. If you do sentence mixing with clips that have background music in them, the music ends up sounding like crap anyway, so I just did a chopped-up background music track to the entire scene.

[@Smiffykid]

"Ullow Pat!" It Was Peter Fogg On The Other Side

[@troywright359]

@@seamuslochgius4459 you should upload that masterpiece of music

[@steamie98]

1:51 goodbye

[@stezo2k]

This was absolutely fantastic. I loved it. I didn't think another YTP of PP would be as good as fake letters or postal. Loved the speeding bits. Subbed :D

[@seamuslochgius4459]

stezo2k Responding to positive comments never gets old. I honestly did not expect this project to go beyond this one YTP, but it sort of took on a life of its own. I owe the original inspiration to "Fake Letters" in particular and DaThings1 in general.

[@panthadogg]

Seamus Lochgius Dear Seamus, I'm really very sorry, mate, but I have had to subscribe to you. Ever since I started watching your videos, the total awesomeness of them has overcome me. I hope you can find in your heart to forgive me. Yours, PanthaDogg P.S.: What you say is true. Patman Post definitely is a bad driver.

[@ReaJohnnyEl]

I like your profile picture man! :D

[@stezo2k]

PanthaDogg's Beatbox Covers Thanks man, subbed back :D

[@TheEpicScratch]

"It was Peter Fog on the other side" lol XD. Did no one else see that. Most hilarious thing I've ever seen in a ytp. I don't know what's funnier: famous last words "oh sh*t" as his truck somehow explodes, or Post's complete disregard for what just happened and thinking "should be able to get through there. Lol best ever!

[@TheEpicScratch]

Oh, and while he has that inner monologue, I did notice that the two mountains have tits. XD

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Rather than his truck blowing up, I think he's clearing up the fallen trees with high explosives.

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Bob Jones That would be the famous terrain feature known as the Bosom of Greendale.

[@TheEpicScratch]

Lol. Words cannot embody everything contained in this video. XD

[@ThorMNs]

So, from what i gather, these are the lyrics: Patman Post (x2) Patman Post and the Cat in the Hat. Pat is just beginning, morning, singing, and Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan. Patman Post (x2) Patman in his van. He picks up birds to beat them, and his black and white cat may eat them. Really, really, really happy man. Everybody smiles at his bright red nose, all his friends are (in?) postbags in his van. Everybody knows, you can never be a really happy man. Heheh-huhuh-hehuh-huhhuh-heheh-hehe. Patman Post (x2) Patman Post and his porn ring. Pat has naughty photos in his van. He's the man, in the van, he's the man In the vaaaaAAAN [EDIT]

[@seamuslochgius4459]

You're almost exactly right except for the very end, where I was trying for "He's the man in the van". It's incredibly difficult to do sentence mixing within a song so that the result makes some sort of musical sense.

[@ThorMNs]

Seamus Lochgius It's ok. I can definetely hear it now that I know what it is. Great YTP btw

[@hazzarrocks3398]

NASS CODA stop copying my comments

[@tonybudgie8103]

Haha

[@callumk5]

Not since the great WTL Network got taken down by the evil empire of (s)hit entertainment have I seen such thoughtfully put together YTPs. There's real comedic value and timing here. Thanks for posting. Absolutely brilliant!

[@seamuslochgius4459]

callumk5 Thank you kindly. This project grew out of a conviction that there has to be more to the art of the YTP than random collections of inserted shouts, distortions and looping.

[@RingLordSonic]

Patman post's van has a V8 engine, about bloody time!🚐

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

" Hit me Mrs. Goggins. OW! OW! OW! Ooh, that really does hurt. " He bough sex kittens. Then he stood on the counter.

[@Crybaby_Club]

Ya famous postmen, ya just keep yer 'ands t yerselfves, and oh shit, Ello Pat, it was Peter Fogg on the other side. I can't breath after hearing these things

[@eamonntoner7995]

I laughed so hard at the part with Pat's evil twin!

[@ASmithsFunEntertainment]

It was just 2 Pat's

[@blackphoenix9000]

Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post and the Cat in the Hat. That's all you need to know to know this is gonna be a good one.

[@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuy]

Pat is just beginning, morning, singing Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan

[@thomaswalsh8726]

Patman Post Patman Post Patman in his van

[@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuy]

@@thomaswalsh8726 He picks up birds to eat them And his black and white cat may eat them Really really really happy man

[@thomaswalsh8726]

@@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuy (It's "He picks up birds to eat them") Everybody will smile at his bright red nose All his friends are postbags in his van

[@UrLocalThomasAndFriendsFanGuy]

@@thomaswalsh8726 Everybody knows You can never be a really happy man

[@jmcieslak0]

*watches Patman Post video* lol this is dumb, what is this *watches another* these are actually pretty good *watches another* WHY CAN'T I STOP *reaches end of channel* NO GOD, THERE HAVE TO BE MORE. I NEED MORE OR I'M GONNA DIE.

[@Northerner_Transport_Hub]

There is more, but they are by different KZbinrs, and in my case, any pat poop above 15k views is good

[@calebg6587]

Watch a YTP called Postman Fat. "CUT THE SHIT! NO SHIT!"

[@antster1983]

*_G O O D B Y E_*

[@mrcreeper3175]

everybody knows you can never be a happy man. damnn it hit me in the feels bruh

[@kingofthepod5169]

2:05 why do the hills have nipples? It's supposed to be eyes

[@Duraganthelion]

One thing this YTP is not: Terrible! XD

[@historyhunter9074]

7:33 Stupid van! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theenviroman8973]

Hang on, In the part when pat faces his evil twin was that postman pat? DUN DUN DUN

[@WasatchWind]

It was Postman tap

[@brandonthemainstreetelectr1204]

8:00 postman tap reference

[@AdamTandy92203]

*Patman Post Theme Song* Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post And the cat in the hat Pat is just beginning Morning Singing And Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan Patman Post Patman Post Patman in his van He picks up birds to beat them And his Black And White Cat may eat them Really, really, really happy man Everybody will smile at his bright red nose All his friends are postbags in his van Everybody knows you can never be a really happy man *Laughs six times* Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post and his porn ring Pat has naughty photos in his van He's the man In the van He's the man In the van

[@notoriousf.a.g9517]

You need to be given a Oscar my friend

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Austin Powers I'd settle for a Rory. (Wonder how many will get that reference?)

[@ditavoncheese1680]

This is one of the best, most quotable KZbin poops I've ever seen.

[@ryanfinch9281]

Learn from Patman Post, kids: say uh-AHH-uh to drugs.

[@someonefromsomewhere1515]

This is severely underrated, such a brilliant sentence-mixing and the humor is smart, too

[@MegaBigMariofan]

0:08 and the cat... in the hat

[@SmashLiXs]

patman doesn't seem traumatized seeing a good friend die infront of him

[@bmkh10]

If this shit came on the telly, I'd watch it.

[@troywright359]

Pat is just beginning Morning Singing He picks up birds to beat them And his black and white cat may eat them Hands down i love that song intro brudda, wish you could do more

[@ShiftedReality90]

10 years have flown by. Watching these now reminds me of a much simpler time in 2014. Best decade of my life

[@BlackAce-zr2ms]

''Katie Pottidge nude.. thought Pat... that was nice!'' Ha!

[@billyjudd3326]

Pat: "Gratifies himself in the van over Mrs. Pottage".

[@charlie891]

"Allo' Pat!" It was Peter Fogg on the other side.

[@SoariNHorror]

There are two frames at 4:50 where the censored bar doesn't appear yet

[@EliasFlinter]

6:06 Watch out, Pat! You’re going to crash into James!

[@ASmithsFunEntertainment]

James: Mind my shiny red paintwork!

[@gavins3492]

Pat: Look Out!

[@Frikinautas]

Try to activate the closed captions and jump to 1:12. Sorry to all people of Louisians watching this, but I almost choked laughing.

[@DraconasTenZHG]

I am putting all your videos in "watch later" playlist, one of the funniest YTPs I have seen.

[@Zmaczimum]

This is great, its on the levels of Postman Tap YTP by Dathings

[@seamuslochgius4459]

+Cakeski McSandvich I am pleased to be compared favourably to DaThings1, as his first Postman Tap YTP was the original inspiration for my humble contributions.

[@SmashLiXs]

you should watch keeperofthebeans postman tap ytp's

[@bilza247]

It's better...

[@patclifton4316]

He's the man, in the van.

[@tonybudgie8103]

Hehe

[@BAKU2K2]

He's the van

[@PP-bs3od]

Your YTP's have made me smile ever since this one.

[@DeejvilleTV]

This so deserves more viewers. Good stuff. Awesome sentence mixing. One of the best Pat poops going.

[@thatblenderguy7566]

1:59. I Heard That Explosion In Supercar (1961)

[@danlyle531]

"Look out!" It's the Patman in his V8 van.

[@ev4898]

‘’Pat has naughty photos in his van» lol 😂

[@leiodinardo6045]

3:03 It was Pat’s evil twin brother.

[@BLMT-df4on]

3:05 shock

[@senpai0072]

5:05 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@itswackyjacky]

Everytime I see something postman pat related, I always gotta rewatch these ytps 💀

[@evaneleven9788]

I could see you becoming popular in the YTP community. An amazing video. Hope to see more :)

[@bisbalbinwag72]

3:08 WW2 Tank vs Tank: Twins:This town is big for a Two of us (Tank Shooting & Post Wins)

[@Cheeseandwhiskers]

9:44 Never Mind We'll Run Away Tonight

[@michaelswift2471]

Hicup hicup hicup hicup BOMB why is the rum gone

[@samtucker1995]

ms. hubbard drank and drank and drank and drank and drank

[@jeepercreepermc978]

Some say she is still drinking

[@itswackyjacky]

+JeeperCreeperMC 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@realchristian77010]

*_Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan_*

[@oregonwesternrailroadprodu5239]

4:28 why is that so funny

[@shabbagaz]

Can't believe I've only just found this! Pissed myself laughing!!

[@seamuslochgius4459]

shabbagaz Much appreciated, although it pains me to be the cause of soiled undergarments. :-)

[@LUNE.44]

I laugh every time he drives

[@KMoonster]

At 6:12 was that originally played inside the Church of England?

[@AMJazzy96]

4:15-4:25 That is one groovy hum.

[@BLMT-df4on]

4:18

[@rosemarieajero9]

He picks up birds to eat them

[@StopThisSocialNetworkBS]

1:12 Priceless close-captioning "Louisiana man, he needs a bath"

[@MeiDaGay]

***** yeah ikr!

[@PremierRomanov]

Now it's "please no man in japan"

[@jem_theelf]

I always thought that Pat drove too fast and this YTP proved it. Also, why is the rum gone?

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

Pat just stealing Alf's weapon. Not so tough now.

[@piercebuckley7699]

Pat’s constant crashing here rivals Richard Hammond

[@cykablyat7528]

Only a couple days until this legend becomes 10 years old

[@lewief3289]

I laughed so much at 9:13 😂😂

[@gregkiteos1936]

Where does the *Terrible!* soundbyte come from? I've searched KZbin but I cannot find it.

[@BLMT-df4on]

postman pat's windy day

[@greatbritishscarface7464]

Miss Hubbard drank and drank and drank lol

[@callanhughes5178]

All his friends are postbags in his van! I just cracked up at this point XD

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Callan Hughes That was one of the first edits I tried in the theme song (after the series-titling "Patman Post"), and it was around that point that I decided to try for a remix of the entire theme song. Remixing a song so that it still makes some sort of musical sense is incredibly difficult.

[@Gasoline85]

Makes you wonder if Pat is actually a serial-killer, and keeps his victims (his friends) in the postbags. :P

[@CidSilverWing]

Gasoline85 I think it's a case of imaginary friends. :3

[@BLMT-df4on]

2:36 terrible (drives his van super fast until he crashes)

[@Kvast]

"It was Peter Fogg on the other side." Hahaha! xD

[@AmberTheFangirl]

0:00 make an extended version please!

[@hazzarrocks3398]

It was pats evil twin DNNNNN 😂😂😂

[@TomCat681]

Hazzar Plays No body expects the spanish inquisition

[@TomCat681]

Hazzar Plays This town ain't big enough for the 2 of us

[@ben1988uk]

Both of your poops are great! Very funny. I'd love to see more!

[@seamuslochgius4459]

Ben Hearn Any minute now. Honest.