{YTP} ~ Postman Tap 2: Double Tap

[@TrailerPoopers]

This is a town where no one can have a conversation for more than a minute without suddenly leaving.

[@TheMeanMongoose]

+TrailerPoopers Tap must be on the move constantly, he's being chased by a vicious flock of black and white birds. It makes his job pretty difficult.

[@scottkirkwood3645]

Let's not forget that at any point, the people who run the town can simply turn off the lemonade.

[@ryant.taylor310]

+Copperbeard He's also on the run from the cops, for fake letters, and "Getting gud" (My official term for reproduction).

[@Tikibird79]

That doesn't sound like such a bad thing, actually lol

[@aw55550]

+TrailerPoopers thats reality in germany here. No shit

[@TheLateLordKardok]

"There were plenty of dry times in my days..." "UH, AH, UH..."

[@AwdryFan1997]

100th like

[@spookhyskeleton]

>leaves

[@barbaro267]

"We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool. Whatever." **drives off** HAHAHA

[@lilben4184]

thug lyfe~

[@losiglowful]

No F's given

[@ChickenPika]

I can't believe they turned off the lemonade.

[@nerd5383]

+ChickenPika You think that's bad? In my town, they even turned off the *TEA*.

[@anthonyzaehnle4473]

ikr lol!

[@scottkirkwood3645]

+Lord Dookster. No... Leave me.

[@scottkirkwood3645]

+Lord Dookster. Uhhh ahhh uhhh. Goodbye!

[@Nootathotep]

+Lord Dookster d` or a broken frying pan d` d` or a broken frying Vaaaan d`

[@pj1789]

i thoroughly enjoy Tap’s characteristic of suddenly bolting away from any particular situation

[@stevie8271]

WELL, time to runaway. HEH HEH HEH

[@AnomalousMats]

Along with breaking down every door.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"Cool, whatever"

[@ianfinrir8724]

Err, ah, uhh.

[@Tirgo69]

Relatable

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Everything was hot. The Village was hot. The Van was hot. Tap was hot. Greenday was terrible.

[@rosiegirling11]

"Tap was hot"

[@ebgbees]

+deez nuts1337 now then, jejj

[@samanthapierce5401]

Replace Greenday with California and it's so accurate 😂😂😂

[@DetectiveNyx]

i see you everywhere

[@beckybecky125]

The PS4 is too hot.

[@AmayirotAkago]

"Uh ah uh" Tap's debating skills are as good as ever.

[@zaczac5281]

' UheaehU '

[@tonybudgie8103]

Haha

[@CharlotteWeb100]

That rapid three point turn and wheel-spin at 2:33 I'm crying.

[@-INK-]

That cheeky laughter when the handyman has his finger poking out of the pan Thank you, Things.

[@Icykrissy]

- Hello mrs. Thomson, are you like everybody else? - oh no, I- - YES. (Sips tea)

[@TheLateLordKardok]

+Kristina Savic AHH

[@Korpiainen]

Tap is disappointed to everyone.

[@scavengersix2161]

Basic bitches be like

[@cryinsquirrel]

I cant 😂😂😂

[@notthebeestheyreinmyeyes9344]

it's nice that the people welcomed Tap back despite him being a wanted criminal.

[@eyes6907]

"We haven't got a drop of water left" "Cool, whatever" I was laughing through the rest of the video

[@TurBoChaRgeD011]

patchouli

[@EntertainmentBreeze]

"But they can't turn off the lemonade" *moments later* "They've turned off the lemonade!" My favorite part! I died hahaha

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

Hah, but they can’t turn off the t e a!

[@andrewch4066]

When life gives you lemons...

[@ADragonNerd]

You can never stop a British person's T E A

[@eclipsethezorua1905]

@@andrewch4066 ...The Government turns off the lemonade.

[@camoflamer]

"don't forget about gran-" "I won't " (walks out)

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

Granny *D R Y*

[@rylanbrewer3320]

Ur uh er

[@TearofGrace]

A Nude picture sent in the mail? Back then it was still scandalous, even they had their own case of the *Tappening.*

[@zoz998]

TearofGrace Never thought I would see you here. Do you watch jacksepticeye too? :3

[@Jacy2244]

zoz998 Who?

[@ComboBreakerMLP]

TearofGrace this is getting super meta

[@genericide8231]

TearofGrace wait what the hell are you doing here

[@Kuriyama_Mirai]

TearofGrace The Tappening should be the title for the next poop if dathings does one

[@voxlvalyx]

It's nice to see the classic "uhh ah uhh" in this one.

[@Gasoline85]

Erm... Err... Goodbye!

[@bog2127]

I know it's sounds so perfect

[@luke_darga]

"We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool, Whatever." kills me every time.

[@Marcusml333]

I love the way he opens doors.

[@losiglowful]

They have to fix the door frame every time he breaks open the door.

[@brandonthemainstreetelectr1204]

You really should lock your door

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@brandonthemainstreetelectr1204 What's the point of Tap can just break down the door?

[@andrewch4066]

@@ianfinrir8724 To give you more time to escape him, of course

[@willow5945]

I love the running gag of Postman Tap just forcing locked doors open and inviting himself into people's houses.

[@SourceMaster]

Postman Tap 3: The Tappening

[@NTMonsty]

Better yet: Tapped out.

[@Anatoli_Punto]

@@NTMonsty The madlad actually predicted it

[@oskarsiwik3517]

Voice actor of Postman Pat died and this is the first video I come to.

[@RSRemington]

I just found that out as well :(

[@tinystalker1821]

Benedict Cumberbatch is dead? I'm sorry.

[@Amber_123]

Oskar Siwik At least YTPing exists, so you can make Pat say a lot of things.

[@jojogape]

"Jess was very hot." "Whew, I'm thirsty already~" I watched this video before the first one, so I didn't know the context: Tap is a furry.

[@sentientblender]

Dathings1 unboxed: Broken Frying Pan Postman Grade Frying Pan (Battle Scarred)

[@ManlyBeed]

He's the best of handymen, they all say ehehehehhe.

[@memethanYT]

"We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool whatever"

[@Sluwaard]

3:56 Oh my god I can't breathe LOL

[@SidEllis98]

Sorrow. They all say: "...GHGHGHGHGHGH"

[@JimmyDPooper]

Holy crap! A sequel to my favorite dathings1 YTP?! And it's even better than the original!

[@MrTartancam]

"But, they can't turn off the lemonade!" *moments later* "They are going to off the lemonade!"

[@acfreak55]

Misses gogglins was trying to get cool

[@lyesryes]

you suuuck!

[@punbug4721]

Dope means cool. You're really cool.

[@thebowlfosho4974]

"He kicks out all the dirtbags in his van." Cheerio!

[@JaseAnimates]

YES... **gulps tea** This is definitely one the best Tap poops I've seen.

[@JaseAnimates]

***** YES... **sips tea** I was.

[@OddRobb]

KeeperOfPork your postman tap dirty habits ytp cracked me up

[@SmashLiXs]

KeeperOfPork more good tap poops in the relateds

[@DarkSparkish]

***** He won't. He has moved on to animation. The reason KeeperOfPork moved on to animation is because he lost interest in making YTPs and copyright bullshit.

[@1996Coaster]

+KeeperOfPork So we have the creator of my favourite Tap YTP commenting on my second favourite Tap YTP? So this is what the call a meeting of great minds.

[@danw4336]

it was a spatula, but he was keeping it.

[@zaq001]

God the postman tap ytps get better every time I watch them.

[@FeatherWait]

I think I had this very episode on VHS when I was little. This was weirdly nostalgic.

[@christopherneufeldt4035]

Feather Wait it reminded me of Thomas the tank engine when Ringo Starr and George Carlin narrated it.

[@alanovski.]

Me too, I had it come with a few episodes of Captain Pugwash IIRC

[@alphamoonman]

3:48 Couldn't stop laughing that you made such an awkward moment in a kid's show. There is no such thing as an awkward moment in a kid's show.

[@bunnymustard]

4:53 Dat beat drop!

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

"Hello Mrs. Thompson. Are you like everyone else?" "Oh no--" "Y E S ." Keep coming back for this.

[@EmeraldBlack-up6xi]

4:10 I can't be the only one who was expecting the leather-bound stick with a handle.

[@AuroraKnux]

I'm so happy that one of my all-time favorite YTPs has a sequel now! :D Also, can that guy fix frying pans by any chance?

[@Dutchguy666TH]

AuroraKnux hehe

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

He can only break broken frying pans. If you want one fixed, you'll have to break it, not specifically you. But just anything.

[@Gasoline85]

No. Leave me.

[@DunkleCobro]

"Hey! Don't forget Granny-" *"I won't."* **walks away**

[@sparrow4852]

3:18 Postman taP- Broken Frying Pan (Feat: Hand.E.Man) official lyrics: There’s A Handyman called TehEhEhEhEz-bloc He can just about fix any Broken Frying Pan Or a Broken Frying Can He’ll just say: “Leave me, LeeL” (I wonder) (HehHeh) “I’ll try to fix you, as quickly as can be.” “Leave me!” (Leave it with me!) “I’ll try to fix that up!” (Yeah I can’t do it if you’re watching. Seriously, I’m not- I’m not joking, could you just turn around for a second?) He’s the best of handymen, They all say: EUEUEUEUEUEEUEUE Maybe a tractor, or a ladder, a broken clock, or a horseshoe! Or an engine in a van Or a broken frying van Or a-LEATHERBOUND BIBLE

[@KappaCrona]

“They’re going to turn the water off, but they can’t turn off the lemonade!” Moments later “They’re going to turn off the lemonade, but they can’t turn off the *TEA*!

[@gftyhify]

KappaCrona they’re going to turn off the tea. But they can’t turn off the beer

[@3rdJan]

Loved that he had to break his door down everytime xD

[@ewoutro]

"are you like everyone else?" "oh no-" "YES" *Long pause* I know its unnecessary to quote the video, but that scene has me cracking up constantly.

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

I don't have anything smart to say, this is just really (really, really, REALLY) funny. Thank you and well done for being so good at making KZbin Poops. I enjoy them heaps and appreciate you making them for everyone. My three favourite YTPs that you've made would probably have to be The Price is Rice (And Other-Type Game Shows), this video, and Jaunt Ron.

[@kingdavey90]

Tavish DeGroot , what he said!

[@PauloHernandezXD]

I was 21 when I first watched this in 2016 but I was giggling like a teenager watching this, the sentiment still applies 7 years later ^~^

[@WingedEternitys]

3:34 is all I came for. That’s it. 😂

[@XoJOHNoX96]

I died, holy shit

[@marlak4203]

Yeeeeesss. That's me too. I came back for this. Hahaha

[@poly_g6068]

Ah, good ole' Tap... Still breaking into people's houses and sending fake letters I see (actually, now he's failing to deliver letters altogether.)

[@GenerallyBlinky]

3:07 m i n e c r a f t m o m e n t

[@p4tworld]

BERDS

[@Snowing]

Nice choice of weather, Dathings.

[@DaThings]

Snowing ;)

[@ryanmr1683]

DaThings1 everybody knows his bright red nose!

[@aBisMoth]

"Greenday was terrible" I WALK A LONLY ROAD THE ONLY ROAD THAT I WILL EVER KNOW

[@Nootathotep]

+Mr One Percent o.O I heard that and read it at the same time

[@luistorres111]

+Hell Hound i know that feel bro

[@WinEntity]

0:29 I can already tell this is gonna be good... Glad to see you're still active! :D

[@Ghilo17]

the red nose got me, dunno why

[@diamndz1021]

Carl Gilman same

[@Goldin55]

3:47 Was that Wheatley?

[@J11sh]

Goldin yes

[@RayLilith]

No, that was Stephen Merchant. Kappa

[@conorthain9601]

I liked the Portal Series

[@kenetickups6146]

+Raytastic >kappa stop

[@RayLilith]

+John Carver >shadow the hedgehog profile pic stop

[@semkoops]

This is really well done. I would even say it's UGH-AH-UGH

[@omeganave7425]

“Hey, don’t forget the-“ “I WON’T”

[@linguicaguy]

Postman Tap sounds like a Rhythm Heaven minigame.

[@matthewjones6786]

Oh my goodness, make sure to let the Rhythm Heaven modders know of your great idea!

[@AT7outof10]

Postman Tap is a broken, frying man

[@Abtastix]

Granny Dryyyyyyy is my favorite

[@bachaddict]

same

[@ang2835]

I loved the bit where Wheatley's voice just cuts in. It fits so well.

[@saagabragi6938]

Wait where?

[@k.k.9378]

3:47

[@Cheeseandwhiskers]

2:56 No Leave Me

[@induceddemand]

"They're going to turn off the water this morning!" "I know" "Hah, but they can't turn off the lemonade!" *moments later* "They're going to turn off the lemonade!"

[@grannydrryyy8112]

"HaH, but they can't turn off the TEA!"

[@Jacob-Pogicat]

DUDE 3:55 GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂

[@Mojoe44]

Postman Tap was my favourite video of yours and this sequal is absolutely amazing!

[@KittyNyarly]

- Hey, don't forget Granny Dryd... - I won't! - ???..

[@ImTopin]

Do you, by chance, have an ability to fix broken frying pans?

[@tree-turtle9944]

TheSuperGamefreak How do you even put a hole in one like that?

[@ToastedWafflez]

Tree-Turtle Bullets.

[@mrunicrook761]

+Tree-Turtle Unicrook horns

[@ryant.taylor310]

+TheSuperGamefreak No, but I can fix a broken frying Maaaaaaaaaaaaan...

[@scottkirkwood3645]

No. But I can fix leather-bound bibles.

[@coconutnghtmr9931]

"Letters through your black and white cat" is without a doubt the most underrated line in this YTP. Kills me everytime

[@AidanWR]

"They all say, 'eeeeeee.'"

[@STICKGUYMB]

I love how he breaks into everyone's house

[@agogobell28]

This is still one of your absolute best, Ellie. I love it.

[@saltcor]

I cant wait for you to upload the Prawn Srars sequel, that one was my favorite and the first time i saw it i thought it was the best ytp ever.

[@R9000]

Seconded. I loved Prawn Srars.

[@SonicMarrio11]

Can't wait for radicalfaith360 to re-enact this.

[@DjensZooi]

*GREENDAY WAS TERRIBLE*

[@EliasFlinter]

+Djens Zooi “Jess was very hot.”

[@MELODE_TH]

1:28 I used to drink like that when I was a kid 😆

[@goomylife5403]

"Isn't this terrible! We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool. Whatever." (drives away)

[@wiibrockster]

"They can't turn off the Lemonade" *5 Seconds later* "They're going to turn off the Lemonade!"

[@harryfoley2294]

But they can’t turn off the *TEA*

[@samseward1374]

2:40 I don't know why but that reminded me of the Resident Evil 7 demo so much.

[@DragnSly]

Welcome to the family, sus.

[@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051]

4:27 when she opened the parcel, she discovered it was a nude picture of him on a card!

[@saagabragi6938]

Rated T for Tap

[@Liveandlearn789]

"greenday was terrible" ~Postman Tap Narrator, 2015

[@CarozQH]

Green Day was terrible.

[@Technatura83]

He can fix just about any broken frying pan, or a broken frying can, or a broken frying van, or a LEATHER BOUND BIBLE.

[@Crazy56U]

It's been almost five years. We need Postman Tap 3.

[@ethanrocket430]

0:12 He kicks out all the dirtbags in his van!

[@ethanrocket430]

1:54 er uh er

[@ethanrocket430]

4:04 or an engine in a van

[@BadlyRoy]

"Granny DRRYYYY." gets me every time.

[@Jackomac43]

So long Ken Barrie. You will be missed.

[@Friendly_Neighbour-peterman]

everything was hot...

[@Icykrissy]

A very hot day. The village was hot.

[@badatnames77]

+The Norwegian Guy Green Day was terrible.

[@Nootathotep]

+The Norwegian Guy Granny DRYYYY was very hot.

[@shiningarmor2838]

+Super9000man And that's not normal to you?

[@erictheroman851]

2:48 got me, i dont know why but i lost my shit

[@TheRedSpyInTheBase]

Rated T for Tap.

[@KappaCrona]

“There’ll be knock, ring, knock, knock, letters through your black and white cat” I would say I died at that at part, but that’s pretty much a cliche.

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

Introvert Handyman

[@AngryK1tty]

Granny dry is always watching

[@lukkruk6904]

holy sh*t, Mrs. Goblins has that drip

[@laampards]

3:57 is SENDING ME 😭

[@epiccarrot88]

Another hilarious YTP. xD Thank you DaThings.

[@willbyshan]

This was a beautiful return to Postman Tap :)

[@YoumuHoover]

1:16 Ha but they can’t turn off the lemonade! *Moments later* They gonna turn off the lemonade! Whatever will we do!

[@shawnfields2757]

Cool whatever.

[@hazeeqherman3076]

Ha! But they can,t turn off the TEA!!

[@C-Midori]

@@shawnfields2757*COOL ANYWAY*

[@spencersonnefeld]

"I'll try to fix you as quickly as can be." So that's how Tap's ****** got cut off.

[@actavisdude1517]

2:38 😂😂 'cool whatever'

[@dylanpriest5742]

"They're going to turn off the lemonade! Whatever will we do? HaH! But they can't turn off the TEA!" Funniest phase I've ever heard! LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂