{YTP} ~ Prawn Srars Two

[@LegoLiam1803]

"I'd like to pawn my wife." "Sorry, we don't take stolen items."

[@jamiep9991]

The absolute savagery.

[@the_enforcer_2396]

Well he was assured it was an AUCTION

[@The500k]

OoooooOoooOOoOOOoHhhhhh!!

[@SsnakeBite]

That's the plot of several "romance" novels you can find on Amazon.

[@Pardonmyinsolence]

The illegal wife trade is getting out of hand

[@zamnodorszk7898]

"I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business, they held a huge business." "Sorta like business." "Right, exactly" "Do you know anything about this thing?" "That's none of your business." "K, that's absolutely my business. Sorry we couldn't do business" "Hey, business is business." I work in business, this is ninety nine percent of conversations.

[@AndrewSteffenHB]

Gold

[@mooneyes1114]

My buddy in commercial real estate said the same thing haha

[@roadwarrior114]

Basically how trying to buy a used lawn mower goes when they want too much for it.

[@dr.bright6272]

Seems legit

[@tmross9256]

*”We know that this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century.”* *”We have no idea because we don’t know”*

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

It definitely pre-dates the twentieth- *NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW*

[@Tynon1221]

Hhuhh 👐 so what are your concerns? UHuHU

[@Baage73]

"It's my d**n car!"

[@SnowWolf597]

@@Baage73 It's a car. It's a Rolls Royce. And in 1666 this car cost as much as a luxury convertible.

[@Rasmus-wr4pz]

@@SnowWolf597 The Old Mans 50th Weddings Anniversary is coming up so me and Ben decided to get that special elephants issue of Zooks as a gift!

[@rottenrook7199]

"Did he buy it with her money? Did he buy it with his money? What money did he buy it with? Did he buy it with Rick's money? Did he buy it with Chumley's money? Did he buy it with my money? Didididididi DON'T"

[@parkerfiskar3589]

Such confusion here in Prawn Sears.

[@Kaiveran]

DO THE DITTY IF YA WANT TO

[@caseydewitt6236]

I really wanted either Diddy Kong to pop up or the Hamster Dance to start during the "Did he" scene.

[@akizenx]

Yes

[@someperson4865]

2:22

[@Mr_1Ballwhale]

The fact they actually did a crossover with Icarly blows my mind. If anyone cares episode is called iLost My Head in Vegas

[@CrusaderMemz]

I like that weird Domino's anime

[@lucaskimber7303]

I do care and thank you 😊👍

[@pryt86]

Dude, it more than blows my mind.

[@youtuberson4077]

That's so sick! I saw your comment and thought it was part of the edit, but then I saw it! So weird and cool to see the PS guys with sitcom lighting

[@falloutfr3ak]

@shioq i feel like him and Chum lee are real good pals in the worst sense

[@rakfarms9898]

The whole “business” exchange was amazing 😂😂😂

[@dr.bright6272]

9/10 business not enough business.

[@yevotonarix4124]

"I'm 10 and I've been dealing professionally for over 20 years." -Shawn

[@AuntBibby]

MariktheGunslinger gentle hint/suggestion: the “be like” meme format is basically just a common instance of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) grammar being laughed at as “sounding funny” so it kind of bugs Black people when they can no longer use basic grammar in their dialect without making white people (such as me) grin really wide like we just heard a meme reference

[@alextrin683]

Wait, that's illegal

[@ghoulbuster1]

​@@AuntBibby u posted cring u lost subcriver

[@eugenebean234]

UncleBibby cringe

[@revolutionarymagic3459]

@@AuntBibby ok

[@killertofu90]

The total nonsense of lines like "The hole was made by a basketball and that's the kind of thing collector's dream about" is why I love your stuff, DaThings.

[@AeroRanger100]

"I'm dead." Ya know, it wouldn't surprise me if those were really his last words, using that exact tone.

[@MCDexpo]

Whoops, I died...

[@CODMarioWarfare]

I am dead, not big surprise

[@thenamescarrot_9358]

Lol nice ending

[@Pedun42]

I didn't even know he died until I watched this YTP

[@vyruss000]

@@Pedun42 SpoiopS AlelA

[@eternalnut]

1:51 "I'm Tony and I'm the old guy. I am the old and unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh....."

[@cbrad-eo6nt]

"Let me show you how it's gun"

[@ryanm.8720]

Relatable.

[@sylvainjoly1965]

Rest in peace tony

[@joltz..2042]

"And that's why we always check to see if it's loaded"

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

@@joltz..2042woah

[@DefinitiveDubs]

"Rick, where's my tiger poster?" "Sold it." *"Y O U W H A T ?"*

[@abrahamlinkenssphere4236]

sowesowesowe sold it for the special price of $19.95!

[@TheMeanMongoose]

Everybody's gangsta until you sell the Old Man's tiger poster

[@apollyon9946]

Visit steamy jungles, grassy plains and the dark depths of the ocean, to meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there. All through the colorful and captivating pages of Zoobooks!

[@moricwilson]

should've just given it away AS A GIFT

[@sona11111111]

You did WHAT? Now you get your horny little ass, and you find Geoffrey, and you Find Geoffrey, and you FIND Geoffrey......

[@Nirual86]

"Rick, where is my Tiger Poster" Man that episode hit deep.

[@jordantolkar2586]

Sold it. YOU WHAT!?

[@gamefan6219]

"It definately predates the 20-" "NONE OF US WANT TO KNOW!" *sighs*

[@TheMeanMongoose]

When a show calls in the expert and they don't even listen to them. Perfect.

[@Xpwnxage]

So what are your concerns? AAAUGHHH

[@nattiedraws]

Literally any armchair anthropologist who is very into conspiracy theories

[@thebruh_man1653]

0:41 the tatthree joke is underrated

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

I knew they'd eventually get to tat-five. 😂

[@Captain_Bottles]

“That’s none of your business.” “Actually that’s absolutely my business.” “RaR” We love some intense deep dialogue here in prawn srars

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Hey, business is business.

[@GalakStari]

“Get Out is none of your business.”

[@GrubbySalad]

thats not my tattoo set

[@sumitmunshi3841]

Sorry we couldn't do business!

[@victorfigueroa9385]

WinRar

[@DontWalkRUN]

"Let me show you how it's gun!"

[@McVaio]

Hi Andrew, awesome to see you here! Great to know you love YTPs too.

[@alittleaccurate3080]

Andrew!!! This… is YTP

[@tballa8750]

I like boobs too Andy

[@Beedot757]

🤣

[@cf4749]

I'm late af but I'm glad to see that not only do you have good taste in politics but also humor.

[@seanomaoilriain3168]

When I saw ICarly at the counter I was like "Woah, thats some great editing! Seamless!" then I realised....wait, they actually did a crossover episode....

[@purp4168]

Wait actually

[@shawnfields2369]

@@purp4168 Yes, actually. Sounds like someone just made a joke, like "oh, here's 2 things that don't fit together: Pawn Srars and ICarly!", but then, you look into it, and yes, that REALLY happened. I've never even a fan of ICarly, but the show wasn't terrible, i just didn't really like or hate it. Had a nice theme song, I guess. And the acting was ok. But I liked Drake & Josh more.

[@JimmyBlack7351]

This is the FIRST time that I know there was an iCarly Pawn Stars Crossover episode

[@Purianite]

"I've never heard of the US" Prawn Srars takes place in some weird alternate reality where the United States don't exist, but they live around people who speak and behave exactly like Americans do in this dimension.

[@DragnSly]

Probably the one where the country stayed as a confederacy rather than a union

[@AmarinTheCutest]

@@DragnSly It wouldn't be completely unheard of. The Articles of Confederation were predated by the Declaration of Independence by about 5 years. This is probably a way different world.

[@Cacowninja]

It's different but as long as nobody is harming anyone unjustly it's okay.

[@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533]

Louisiana purchase didn't happen and nobody got taxed everyone just pawned stuff and brittain said ok

[@Cacowninja]

@@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 Yeah that sounds right, everyone here would know more about that than I do.

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Until today I never knew that Prawn Srars guest srarred in an episode of iCarly. Thanks for teaching me something new, Dathings, and for concluding that years-long cliffhanger! Also happy birthday

[@deathdrivesapontiac]

The most ambitious crossover yet

[@patrickstonecrusher]

How did it take me this long to find out about this??

[@Darthmufin]

Yeah i didn't know that either, it's bizarre lol

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

I remember. It was suppressed though.

[@AeroRanger100]

Love how you said "guest srarred" there. Mad respect.

[@aliennation2364]

"Was there anything inside it?" "Not really." "Have you had a locksmith look at it?" "Not really." "Did you try and shoot it open? Hehehehehe" "Not really."

[@Fireshock20]

4:04 "The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch." What an interesting fact. Thanks for this amazing sequel 6 years in the making.

[@BackroomsSlayer]

"Hey guys I wanna pawn my wife." "Maybe take it to another pawn shop I hear they take stolen items."

[@milomoskovitz812]

Me and big hoss couldn’t come to a deal, I feel okay with it

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Dad joke in a youtube poop i love it

[@Circuitssmith]

For some reason, the repeated drawling stoned pronunciation of “BIIIIIIZZZZZNESS” was as funny as any of the best jokes in this video.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"My mom's in jail and I need to bail her out" "U S E Y O U R T E E T H"

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

No. No teeth in my head

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Let's see you grit those teeth!

[@Evilriku13]

Dan Schneider in private sessions be like:

[@mooglerific]

"needless to say, we didn't say anything..." literally every single line in this poop is just. lmao.

[@wallie1994]

Making a masterpiece is one thing. But doing it twice? That’s why we always check to see if you uploaded. LoL

[@TeddyOG]

There's no KZbin notification I tap on faster than a Dathings upload, it's all gold

[@parkerfiskar3589]

This comment needs more likes.

[@FlamingSackOfPizza]

but doing it twice? that means doing it all over again, and that's the joj

[@dclikemtndew]

Rick saying "They don't make anything anymore" absolutely sent me. That's such a perfect parody line holy shit.

[@glyndekari]

not even a minute in and I had to pause to process the tathree joke this is truly amazing

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Just a nitpick: *tatthree

[@JooJSilvZ]

The Tatthree joke is unbelievable hahahaha

[@brenna8249]

I missed that the first time lmaoooo

[@112048112048]

If tattoos are so great, why is there not tatthree?

[@djk1288]

Don't forget about the tatfour and the tatfive!

[@arizonashane]

"They don't make anything anymore." So true.

[@pairasox]

I really don’t think bringing in iCarly makes up for them selling the old man’s tiger poster. I mean, sure, they made some money, but he really seemed to care a lot about it. I’d still be angry, or at least a little huffy if I were him.

[@DARTHNECRION]

But they brought Rick a bottle of punch signed by Jesus… of America… (ah)

[@djk1288]

They lied about selling the tiger poster though. Even so, I don't think turning the old man into a bottle of Jesus of America's punch was a nice thing to do.

[@Sahiyena11]

It was a special gift included in the low low price of $19.95

[@Aspartamebraintumor]

you heard the man, he's dead what does he care

[@shawnfields2369]

@@Aspartamebraintumor But, that's none of your business. And, Rick, you know he's Ben! Everyone knows he's into tattoos around here, I mean everyone knows, I got no brain.

[@preludepatrick]

2:22 Diddy buy with her money? Diddy buy with his money? What money diddy buy with? Diddy buy with Rick's money? Diddy buy with ChumLee's money? Diddy buy with my money? Diddy diddy diddy diddy DONT!

[@D3monL3A1]

Diddy buitwit pdiddi's money

[@jeniglace]

I was rolling at "My name's DeEeEeÉëÀaÑ" its the simple edits that get you sometimes

[@testuser564]

I will disable you

[@muffyO]

"Do it."

[@bloodseer03]

Same. Every single time I watch this I lose my shit at that part XD

[@Conkel]

That drum loop with the zooming in really kicked my comedy nuts.

[@SnowWolf597]

@@testuser564 That's the intent.

[@fonkyfesh-old]

"Ya thats business" "Sorry we couldn't do business" "Business is business" Serious business.

[@shawnfields2369]

Well, that's because that's none of your business. Because I'm 10 years old, and been doing business for over 20 years now. (28 years, technically, but let's not get into details about that, because that's literally my business).

[@cbrad-eo6nt]

Sorta like business

[@luissemedo3597]

The second I heard "price" I knew the Price is Rice joke was coming XD

[@mrmeep2047]

don't know what this has to do with the OP's comment but ok

[@PalaceIV]

@@mrmeep2047 I know right? I'm confused.

[@TheEric1203]

701?!

[@njj9555]

Everything has a price AND a cost

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

0:03 - When he said "WOTOWAIYOYTMƧӘAႧAӘЯⱯꓕMOM⥀ꓵOBWEƧBꓵƧƧI****FOKENYMOTHERYDOG" I felt that.

[@andrewsyouniverse1870]

"I'm dead" -The old man

[@sergiowinter5383]

Rick and Ben killed him selling his tiger poster

[@ziggy481]

It’s true tho...

[@Loyaltymancer]

"Im dead" Yes, yes you are, rest in peace you legend.

[@Lawlsomedude]

"I wanna pawn my wife." "Maybe take it to another pawn shop, I hear they take stolen items." Someone got burned there but I don't know who.

[@HalianTheProtogen]

probably /Hardcore Pawn/

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

4:33 "My name's D-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-nuh-nuh-n" I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a YTP before!

[@jakerose992]

The hole was made by a basketball, and thats the type of thing collectors dream of 🤣🤣

[@SQron188]

Put the powder in your ball

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

@@SQron188 put the ball in the powder

[@sergiowinter5383]

The chest was a basket in disguise

[@miketacos9034]

“He’ll pawnch ya in the face with this.” 😂😂😂 4:28

[@MitchellHang]

That’s still not my tattoo set.

[@bodhiston5550]

I'm getting a tatthree next week

[@Bloodletter8]

I wanted to be a tattoo but, then uh something

[@nightshade-o7g]

@@Bloodletter8 so what is this

[@adrianaraymond]

@@nightshade-o7g none of your BUSINESS

[@treyebillups8602]

"And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." Garrison giving us some important gun safety advice

[@TheRenegadist]

Aw man, all we got is normal Mark instead of his Big Buddy Mark.

[@eefthebeef3047]

This is not my tattoo set.

[@vividedwards8909]

I was hoping for Markiplier

[@MasterJoJYTP]

I haven't laughed this hard at a YTP in a long time. Awesome joj!

[@diamondjub2318]

the appearance of Zooks implies all of these YTPs happen in the same universe

[@nightshade-o7g]

2:47 "The moment I saw his chest I started drooling. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be honest with you, I'm inside that chest." LMAO. Fucked but funny double meaning. Only a month old and this YTP is up there with the classics.

[@EmmaScremma]

T A T T H R E E So we have tattwo, tatthree, whatever happened to tatone?

[@joanhailey8969]

That was just 'tat'

[@EmmaScremma]

@@joanhailey8969 Ah, so Ashens has that covered then. Mystery solved!

[@SQron188]

You can only do tatthrees at OOTTOTOOOTOOTƧ

[@oliss10]

We also had tatfive!

[@1aundulxaldin]

@@joanhailey8969 Yeah, earlier today he bought a tat. He traded for a Tat-too.

[@kenyonworthenii7389]

THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I SEARCHED UP “PAWN SRARS” SO I COULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL AND FOUND OUT YOU MADE A SECOND ONE

[@rotolotto]

the Prawnigal Sron Returns

[@Circuitssmith]

Congratulations, you just made me feel like I’m having a stroke.

[@IanZWhite00]

“so what are your concerns” *”aaAaAAUGHAAAa”* Sounds like appointments with my advisor

[@jonr7696]

Old Man wasn't kidding when he said he's dead.

[@SockyNoob]

Lmao

[@robertsmalls2293]

I know... RIP

[@sergiowinter5383]

He was dead serious

[@estheay3611]

@@sergiowinter5383 I'm already getting dead tired of these jokes

[@InternetLad]

Lmao. He was actually dead when dathingz made the video right

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"Well, they can have it back." __

[@LimeyLassen]

”We know that this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century." "I'll be honest with you, I'm inside that chest" SCP vibes here

[@chazzwozzio]

It contains [Redacted]

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Superb Chest Producers, the front company ;)

[@user84074]

I can't tell if my favorite part is the shot of the old man at 3:38 or Tony getting blasted away at 2:13 😂 Beautiful work as always, LE. A true sequel to Sedhelesse. And happy early birthday! 🎂

[@samanthabest8926]

Was not expecting a Prawn Srars and ICarly crossover but it’s genius Edit: *WAIT ITS REAL??? I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED-*

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

"Damn this edit is really damn clean... hey wait a minute, it couldn't be...

[@Inhaleexhalelol]

"could you imagine getting like." "looks at hammer" "HAMMERED".

[@gtaguy2]

That means drunk right?

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

@@gtaguy2”hehehehehehehe”

[@frogogogo]

“Rick, where’s my tiger poster?” “Sold it” “You WHAT” At a special price of 19.95, that’s a steal of a deal

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

5:34 thats vicious I love it

[@marbeltoast]

"We know this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century"

[@kenkarsonn]

'Kay, actually that's the MooM

[@MSX98FMDnB]

@BC J "It's a Rolls Royce." **shows a Chrysler Imperial**

[@ungodlytemptations]

"The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch." Aight ya didn't have to call me out like that. Sorry.

[@Cityplace2711]

"I would disable you," had me laughing my arse off.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I was sincerely confused whether iCarly and Pawn Stars ever actually crossed over or if it was all just editing trickery, almost until the end.

[@Abuggyreplay]

It's been 84 years... Now all the promised YTP sequels have been done.

[@langslays1881]

Why is that when I watch this, it makes me violently laugh. No one understands my humor...

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

I know the feel.

[@stormRed]

"We have no idea cause we don't know." Boy isn't that a mood

[@terrencerockatansky4338]

"My name's Deeeeaaaeaeaeannnn" Simple, effective.

[@barbquesos]

I’ve been waiting for this sequel for years. The original was my first Ytp

[@NicJJiac]

I never noticed until just now that this Prawn Srars picks up at exactly the same edit where the original left off. Beautiful.

[@FriendlyKat]

"Hi I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy. I'm old an unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh..." *zoom in on distorted face.* LMAO amazing. Such a great video. Also RIP Old Man (Richard Benjamin Harrison Jr) who died in 2018 after a long battle with Parkinson's Disease.

[@QuantumParticle]

The guitar sting at the end of the "Not really" line gets me

[@BillJobs01]

“Does it come with a sal-AD?” “No, but I could get you a fork”

[@jaimeramirez-perez7198]

😆😆😆

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

“That’s none of your biizzzness”

[@ryuzakikun96]

I like how this video picks up directly where the previous prawn srars left off

[@bassoonist4884]

I love you. When I saw this in my recommended, I couldn't believe it. A sequel to one of my most favorite poops of all time? This is gonna be good. But man, I was not prepared, you really outdid yourself on this one. It's been a long time since Ive watched a YTP where I laughed hard at every single joke. This is now my new favorite poop and is some of your best work. I feel like the YTP community has been going through a huge content drought during 2020, with some of my favorite creators like cs188, Lord Jake, and Noisepuppet, not uploading in months. Needless to say, this is exactly what I needed. Thank You, Dathings, and have a Happy Birthday too.

[@klonkikeklonki8760]

Agreed. This was amazing, a true sequel to a YTP classic.

[@lukeo.1863]

The Prawn Srars Saga continued. A perfect YTP duology imo.

[@TheBigL1]

2:25 I was half expecting "Did he buy it with Diddy's money?"

[@LakeFX]

4:22 me when I'm traveling abroad, and someone asks if I'm from America.

[@andrewbradford8474]

"Corey just strolling in - So Cor-" "Rick, YU KNOW HE'S BEN!" >:( *Ben name tag* "We got a few questions for BEN." Bahahahah

[@Evilriku13]

“At least I didn't write my name wrong“ - Bin

[@benblanchard7909]

This one had me in tears

[@FCV0511]

I love that this is an immediate continuation. Some hilarious lines and fantastic editing, as always. Here's hoping Pawn Srars 3 is on the horizon sometime. (It seems like a series like COPS would make for some fantastic material too.)

[@thomasschramer2086]

Are you done with the bad acting? NoOoOoOoO That one got me

[@DrewSwenson]

These last few uploads have actually made my day every time! I love seeing new sequels to my old favorites!

[@gnbman]

I was in the business of chuckling, but this put me in the business of laughing a bit *too* loud. 6:48 Same, Old Man. Same.

[@caffenefree]

Happy birthday to one of the best pooptubers out here today!

[@slothsong080]

I don't think I'll be the same again after hearing "tatthree" through "tatfive".

[@dood3530]

Ash Ketchum: 3:05

[@moatrboat]

WTF WHY AND WHEN WAS THERE AN ICARLY CROSSOVER

[@GolemAvalanche]

6:15 "I'll take a potato chip..."

[@CasualCheetah]

At the start of it, I legitimately thought the iCarly bit was just really good compositing. Truly a legendary crossover.

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

5:17 "A bottle of punch, signed by JeezUhs".

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

“Of America”

[@rosieleaverton]

"I'm 10, and I've been dealing professionally for 20 years."

[@kiddokreations5138]

Old Man saying "I'm dead" at the end fucking killed me

[@cicabeot1]

“The hole was made by a basketball, and that’s the kind of thing collectors dream about.” HYFR. Also happy almost birthday Ellie!

[@TomasUjhelyi]

5:52 lmao only just noticed Vince Offer standing there 😂

[@JoeTAC]

I legit thought you edited iCarly in until I looked it up and saw there was an actual crossover. That's how good I believe you to be.

[@Keetz]

This is just what watching pawn stars feels like when you're sitting in your living room at 3 am and dissociating

[@Precel42]

The way this guy says "business" is hilarious in itself 1:00

[@noponarchsage]

That’s none of your business

[@EdHadder]

I Love DaThings YTP's 💗

[@DanRockProductions]

I made the mistake of watching this in the shower and I fell over from how hard I was laughing. Fantastic poop, and happy birthday!

[@Sleeper800]

I definitely misinterpreted this as you pooping in the shower.

[@BurgerKingHarkinian]

@@Sleeper800 so did I. But at least the poop he slipped on was fantastic.

[@Sleeper800]

@@BurgerKingHarkinian Indeed. It's the little things, you know?

[@ziggy481]

Why did you watch this in the shower?

[@erneststyczen7071]

2:05 "Lemme show you, how it's gun!"

[@dsdstudios386]

On this episode of Prawn Srars: *speaks enchanting table language*

[@TheRaptorhunter123]

The whole "business" segment had me dying so much! XD That's my favorite sentence throughout all the Poops you've done. But that's just business X3