{YTP} ~ Prawn Srars Three

[@DaThings]

I stumbled across a few bucks. Ko-Fi.com/EllieSpectacular

[@owlson2527]

I’m mostly deaf, so having the AMAZING subtitles for this YTP was so hilarious, thank you for them 🙏

[@AreBetterThan]

This is faaftastical, lul.

[@samuel38211]

That was a good YTP 🎉😂

[@Kaerusss]

Do you take currency?

[@lunameriweather7693]

@@AreBetterThan llllllllllllllull... ll.. luull (jajvert) FAAF!

[@UltimaShadowX]

"I have a buddy who knows everything." is this essence of this show.

[@armsinmotion]

*in comes the guy with a giant magnifying glass*

[@RealGothGirlHours]

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[@Jason0binladen]

They ruined it by ripping off Mike Judge it's just Antiques roadshow now

[@curranjohnson7489]

They always low balling folks so they can pay to have someone who actually knows what they’re talking about come tell them what it’s worth

[@themusicaljunkie37]

And it just so happen that his buddy is also in it to make money.... so...

[@cs188]

Well I'm not gonna piss-coat it: I am sugared. This is riveting and definitely real pretty.

[@noisepuppet]

$0 (sucks)

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet it's The Old Man! ❤️

[@foxsicle]

take your wedding ring with you

[@hollerx2899]

Bruh it's cs188

[@BBHood217]

I would watch Prawn Srars on the HistsiH channel 15 times all over again.

[@gavin9068]

Respect to old man for still doing this episode even after dying

[@GamingClips7]

The Old Man being so against that first sale absolutely kills me 😂

[@cranjismcbasketball1638]

No. No. No. No. No. No.

[@TellEmB290]

He does hate money, I think he was quite clear about that

[@GamingClips7]

@@TellEmB290 He’s ALWAYS in the business of money. The question is: is it money?

[@lucase.2546]

My headcanon is he’s a ghost and Rick can’t hear him- at the beginning he says “I’m dead”. I guess he finds a way to come back thereafter

[@drakedangereux8042]

@@TellEmB290 Old Man didn't just hate the fact they sold his tiger poster, he also hated the fact it got them money

[@Seekmire]

Love or hate the Old Man, he spitting straight facts. He really is dead tho

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

No he's just sugarcoated.

[@AeroRanger100]

@@abitofabitofabit4404 Nah, he's just pissed.

[@macdeus2601]

It's a dead giveaway.

[@Seekmire]

@@AeroRanger100 Nope; he’s just pisscoated.

[@cbrad-eo6nt]

And that's a dead giveaway

[@lynt357]

"How you doin'?" "eugggh" As someone who works in retail, this exact conversation will be said on both ends of the counter. Multiple times.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Even your customers are exhausted?

[@eds9681]

"Current offer: human trafficking" had me rolling

[@poissonsumac7922]

And how the pawn shop guys are just all like "No, not happening, don't call me"

[@cabwaylingo_]

GUARANTEED

[@marksman55]

"It isn't right."

[@curtisleblanc5897]

And how Rick is surprisingly doing the right thing? Irl, he would try to haggle the price up.

[@qrtrx4]

Take your wedding ring with you. heHeHaHAHA

[@Uberwenis]

The "I'm not gonna piss-coat it, I am sugared" got me good

[@narfharder]

6:21 It's DaFunny all the way through, but that one... I almost sugared myself

[@ClashBluelight]

That line must be what is said whenever somebody successfully cheers you up.

[@ArmoredMexican]

That one also got me, especially at 2 am

[@MrMatthias]

"I love dathings. Every time I see a YTP, my heart starts to flalff" Took the words right out of my mouth. Couldn't have said it better myself 😫

[@RubyNemesis]

She sos on my flalff till I braerb

[@pokemonpasta]

same

[@auticrat]

@@pokemonpasta please go to my kitchen for some "group session" with my pans 😏

[@AWJR]

How much flalffing is okay for the heart?

[@ClashBluelight]

@@AWJR Four.

[@shtposternutbag8207]

“This was no easy basic shallow-diving helmet…this was probably the ultimate bae.”

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

Fun fact: nobody says this anymore

[@erneststyczen7071]

i imagine its what chum-lee would have done if he was alive. *laughs the funniest laugh i ever laughed at*

[@mrknife666]

"This is riveting" * points at rivets * It shure is bud.

[@kenkarsonn]

“That’s the way the money crumbles” will stick with me for a while

[@TheHct123]

The old man's vehement and insistent denial of the 7.50 sale was really good

[@kylebrouwn6768]

If I worked at a pawn shop and a customer tried to sell money, I think I'd have an aneurysm.

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Same here.

[@codyholley]

I mean some of those can be very valuable like a wheat penny

[@kylebrouwn6768]

@@codyholley of course but I'm thinking about stuff like modern day dollars and coins

[@codyholley]

@@kylebrouwn6768 yeah i would agree then that is stupid

[@CaptainApathetic]

$100 bill? I'll do $35 for it.

[@aaron3408]

“Quite frankly, Knute Rockne sucks” paired with the guy slowly turning red is just perfect, no notes. Brilliant editing

[@VidyaBros1]

"It's this cool guy. He walks into the door and says hello." Probably the line that made me laugh the hardest. I came very close to peeing my pants laughing because of that.

[@nehemiahtrevino3239]

It’s the deadpan manner it’s done in that sent me to the floor laughing

[@1337-Nathaniel]

RIP Old Man Edit: RIP Chumlee

[@PriffyViole]

RIP Knewt Rockne

[@Hunteriffic86]

@@PriffyViole But is he dead?

[@gayrurumon]

@@Hunteriffic86 Hard to say... we might need to get a Friends Examiner to check.

[@imahumanbean1217]

@@gayrurumon get me Droo

[@GalakStari]

“Earlier I bought something for the Old Man. It’s not everyday I get something for the Old Man. I got you something, Old Man.”

[@fossilfighters101]

put that hound dog down

[@colinr0380]

Very concise, as far as reality TV show voiceovers go.

[@lemonvegas]

Dont give me that hound dog 😒

[@GalakStari]

@@lemonvegas*Slowly puts the hound dog down*

[@thewatchingwillow1914]

This ytp is unique. There’s no story and no price!

[@raptorrixx99-wv2hl]

"That'll be 4,000,000 dollars per letter of that sentence." 😐

[@starset4life175]

Now that I know that this ytp is unique, I don’t want it at all

[@starset4life175]

Now that I know that this ytp is unique, I don’t want it at all

[@josbird]

I can't stress enough how much i appreciate that every single one of your vids has full, accurate, human-generated captions on it. I'm not hard of hearing or anything but it's just a lovely bit of frosting on the sentence mixing cake. It's great that I never have to worry about misunderstanding any of the great jokes you make.

[@ScientistCat]

I can make out most of the words (including mixed) but appreciate captions as I have moderate audio processing issues.

[@Sazandora123]

I don't have hearing problems either, but some of these jokes fly by so fast, I sometimes miss them completely without the captions.

[@realMrVent]

"Human-generated" sounds suspiciously like something an AI would say...

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

Every time i see those captions my heart starts to *flaailf*

[@frajecz]

English is not my native language and I definitely agree with you. Obviously, my English is good enough that I can even mostly understand such "nonsense" as YTPs are, but there are still things that I miss now and then, but the subtitles have my back.

[@mbcommandnerd]

4:57 - “Every job is a whole new who new who dunnit…innit” -Droo, 2023

[@bengeiger7917]

Ok the fact that the address on the letter is the address to a Skyline Chili is literally the greatest detail I’ve ever seen in any YTP. Bravo

[@mattrains7030]

The guy turning red as Rick berates Knute Rockne killed me

[@zericle1]

dude the guy moaning at 3:10 killed me. This was an amazing ytp 10/10.

[@SockyNoob]

SAME. Probably my favorite part

[@jholo9922]

Yess😂

[@phoenixskyward9972]

Same.... uuuuuaaaahhhhh !! I'm gonna make that my text message sound😂😂😂

[@combatking0]

Even the document he was reading had been expertly edited. Superb attention to detail!

[@bobmcguffin5706]

Even if the canonicity is dubious at best

[@FriendlyKat]

2:15 "I've seen plenty of antique swords come through that door and some can be worth eight. Every antique sword in here has a story and a price. This one is unique. There's no story and no price." I mean he's not wrong. That's pretty unique.

[@AnnoyinDreamer_]

5:41 Now that i know Knute Rockne is really dead, I don’t want it at all. 😂😂😂

[@bob22222222222222100]

…………..hnehn…………….

[@connerhermsen4685]

Cause college footballsl sucks. And frankly, your Knute Rockne sucks!

[@TomasUjhelyi]

Lmao this part is amazing. Goes through all that trouble of getting a friends examiner to verify he’s dead only to turn around and say he sucks, college football sucks and the seller is getting incredibly agitated 😂😂

[@alexnavas2802]

"It sucks we couldn't make a deal"

[@KSengage86]

"Knute Rockney sucks" pushed me over the edge XD

[@BoaFerox]

I love DaThings. Every time I see a YTP my heart starts to flulf.

[@noisepuppet]

I'm so hecking freaked up, I'm having lust for envy and a sloth. I hope Dod doesn't find out.

[@noisepuppet]

Also I'm struly

[@bachaddict]

I want to get The Old Man something!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet now that I know that noisepuppet isn't dead, I don't want it anymore.

[@Bloodletter8]

Dod is ded. So is Old Man.

[@MrShs812]

This whole series is like dunking your head into a pool of liquid madness. I love it.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

YTPs break my brain in the best ways.

[@PaddletailPhilly]

Writing up a fake letter and making it look authentic for the sake of a 20-second screen gag is true commitment to comedy

[@PhoenixClank]

I'm not gonna piss-coat it, this was the hardest I've laughed in months! "*points at rivet* This is riveting!" is exactly the caliber of pun I live for

[@RoyalRatRandomness]

I love how you manage to create characters and stories in these YTPs, like that guy at 3:09. He is a very predictable character but still extremely funny. Most other YTP creators I have seen just make everyone say random things with basically no coherence at all.

[@SockyNoob]

"Uuuughhhhh" noise lol

[@Lucios1995]

Speaking of, did anyone notice the guy on the left at 3:26 with the last moan?

[@booser8702]

@@Lucios1995 he decided to come into the pawn shop today

[@seabassz_197]

Was literally just thinking about pawn srars and then I get the notification for this masterpiece.

[@sramanakarya]

*prawn srars

[@th3mdt]

"This guy's so cool, it's one of those guys that walks into the door and says hello."

[@AeroRanger100]

I want a friend named Drew now, just so I can go "Drew...woooo!" every time he walks in a room.

[@Bloodletter8]

Just randomly start calling your existing friends Drew.

[@Numberer1]

Trying to sell money? That's bold. That's money.

[@Run_For_Fun_]

"My Rick Harri-son" broke me

[@japaneseambassador3562]

1:00 - 1:10 Rip my sense of humor. "No. No. No-No. No." That really got me already.

[@jmcieslak0]

What does he mean by "no"?

[@billlee7767]

Deal😂

[@Vitamortis.]

this metaphorically killed me as well

[@iBolt07]

Ok it's the little details that get me that make your ytps so magical. His lips are flapping at 4:46 but the background is still moving naturally. It's such a little detail but so funny.

[@MorticiaObscurum]

*mouths "bob bob bob"

[@Randolf2013]

5:09 Ah yes, University of College This whole segment is gold, especially the Old Man chiming in with his two cents out of nowhere 😂

[@antoniozangrandi210]

The whole Knute Rockne ordeal just had me howling.

[@VanessaB]

"What you have here is one of the diving helmets I've ever seen" - Buddy who knows *everything*

[@TheSmashEffect1]

4:06 "I imagine it's what Chumlee would've done if he was alive." *Rick laugh* I don't know why, but that shit made me laugh hard. LOL

[@DuderofDudeness]

😆 cuz we all know he's lucky to be alive with his monkey head personality

[@stopmefoamjumping]

I love DaThings. Every time I see a YTP my heart starts to flelf. 😊

[@maverickREAL]

I love the idea of Rick rejecting someone outright because an item is too old.

[@mezura4]

"Um, it's pretty much a no." "Agh, my days are over..."

[@faastex]

Man imagine walking throught a door and saying "hello", i wish i was that cool

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

"And then they think over, and they walk in. Then they think it over some more, and they walk out." The dating scene is brutal.

[@Dreadwing2029]

“I’m real” -diving helmet guy 2023

[@iantempleton313]

“I’m dead” - *Richard Benjamin Harrison “The Old Man”*

[@BAgodmode]

Happy to see Rick take a stand against trafficking

[@stevencummins4753]

I love DaThings! Everytime I see a new ytp my heart starts to FLELF! That speaks right into my soul 🥲

[@stevendach5382]

Soo good! That beginning with the old man was so unexpected I just burst out laughing.

[@Seekmire]

It’s a Prawn Srars tradition for the sequel to begin with how the previous video ended. I had a feeling it would end with “I’m dead” for two years.

[@cardfightersclash]

That might be the most heartfelt monologue about a diving helmet that I've ever heard. And I've heard my fair share.

[@alexanderklychkov6716]

"I'm real" - Old guy, 4:10

[@RandomGS]

Old guy will become real in one hour

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

“Well I’m not gonna piss-coat it, I’m sugared”

[@RoyalRatRandomness]

3:39 - What you have here is one of the lines that I have ever heard.

[@Tihi92]

"This guy's so cool. It's one of the guys that walks through the door and says hello." 😅 1:53

[@sudlime15]

These and the Lupin edits are my favorite. Thanks for more of the uncomfortably moist The Old Man lips.

[@TheLastComa]

You wouldn't have a backup *backup* plan would you?

[@primrosevale1995]

2:39 Adjusting for inflation, this guy made $14.69.

[@MorticiaObscurum]

*nods ominously*

[@billyboy5979]

1:06 deal 🤝 Old man : no ! No !😂😂😂

[@tk-5268]

"my days are over" LMAO

[@granthargraves6080]

"Now that I know knute rockne is really dead, I don't want it anymore." "...huh?"

[@denyrachmatramdhanynew2894]

The 3rd sequel of Prawn Srars is finally here. Thanks for uploading this.

[@benblanchard7909]

1:00 Old man repeating no 🤣😆😅😂

[@theninjascientist689]

The captions make these videos so much more accessible to me, thank you :)

[@TheLastComa]

But my favorite running joke remains the same... *the mammoth*

[@padraicfanning7055]

nNNn Workers place the cotton rag and put it on a conveyor, which leads into a machine that leads into a machine that leads into a conveyor.

[@Wells13555]

"Dollars from jared" the dathings expanded universe man holy shit. 1:25

[@MIAM_MIAM_CUISINE]

honestly I just really appreciate the sheer level of effort you took to actually edit the letter to match what he was saying as he read it, that shit was *flawless*

[@sacolaman8529]

0:01 second in the video and i'm already dead kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@lordodai]

Can't believe a real-life zombie was on Prawn Srars trying to sell a book.

[@mehsium6200]

Best YTP series of them all! Prawn Srars is legendary.

[@alucard23haw2]

Literally in tears watching this

[@TheBigL1]

"Got a book." "What's that?" I was sort of expecting "It's a bunch of sheets of paper with words on them, but that's not important right now."

[@deedeeandfamily8678]

4:14 - The Knute Rockne bit is hysterical 😂

[@RootedHat]

Legendary series

[@SerPurple51]

"This guy is so cool. It's one of those guys that walks in and says "hello." I'm dead 💀🤣

[@thenumbertwentytoo]

you have no idea how happy i get when a new prawn srars comes out it’s the only the thing that brings me pure laughter and joy

[@Actiondanny]

"I'm here to sell my sins" What's the opposite of indulgences? Would Martin Luther have approved of this practice, do you think?

[@MatecaCorp]

“That’s the way the money crumples” is a pretty slick expression honestly

[@Rubberneck1965]

I managed to not choke on Taco Bell while laughing the entire time. I give myself 17 stars and on a 1-100 scale I rate this video a Q++

[@orionclever801]

My heart truly do flelf when I see a new ytp

[@SohoEliminator]

"I'm Harrison Rickson, and this is Prawn Srars!" Heheheeheeeehe

[@FunkyMunkey00_]

6:04 the way he looks at him then turns away

[@dominicus9891]

I would've never expected a joke about human trafficking in a YTP, and it to make me laugh as hard as it did. But that's what you do.

[@shakeyjohnson1171]

Dude I've been waiting so long and I never knew it. Thank you for taking the watch 5.

[@ryan___ryan2711]

This is definitely one of the diving helmets I've ever seen.

[@jesusaurio_rex]

7:06 Facts! Already laughing my ass off on the first 2 seconds.

[@dieffenbach12jeff]

4:51 “Everyday is a whole new job every day I done it. Nerwralwn. Every job gets a whole new who dunnit.” -Droo, Friends Examiner 😂😂😂

[@ajdude9]

When I saw this YTP in my feed, my heart started to flelf.

[@refreshmentvendor6934]

I love Dathings. Every time I see a new ytp my heart starts to flowolf

[@jjchilidogs1990]

This was hilarious please keep making this when you have the time

[@ziginox]

I can confirm, every time I see a new DaThings YTP my heart indeed starts to flayalf EDIT: I even happened to be wearing my Wow It's Made shirt when this came out!

[@TequitoClown]

Not only are your YTPs top notch, I can't thank you enough for putting captions on everything! I have APD and it's super helpful for me!

[@knightogourd]

The Pawn Stars YTPs will always be where DaThing's skills shine. Genuinely so fucking funny

[@happymonkeyfish]

"You know what, im gonna come thru that door" not even a minute in and im dead asf

[@roastwich6473]

“This one’s unique. There’s no story, and no price.” I’m dead💀💀💀💀

[@marksman55]

This is a masterpiece. The level of detail is just unreal. Absolutely hilarious